Closet Republican

[TheMaLtE13]

I think this joke is about either about giving och taking. But then, he just took one up the ass, so what the heck!

[vengefulnoob]

So does that mean that Independents are assholes?

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

@vengefulnoob Independents are not shown in this political satire because they are largely ignored, to the shame of the American people. The bipartisan division forces voters to choose between one or the other because they fear that their vote will go to waste. Consider the 2000 election when the split between Gore and the leading Independent was (from what I've heard) rather trivial when considering Bush's standpoint, but ended up influencing the outcome of the ballot.

[BUTLOOGIE]

5 seconds in PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[keenfrizzle]

I think the moral of the story is remarkably clear.

Politics is gay.

[fixajob1]

I walked into that booth and fucked that dick in its hole

[profssrfunk]

they are both fucked

[edgecutterman]

...How'd you get the dildo?

[SmashLiXs]

do a closet brony joke. i've benn called that despite the fact i don't care for the show

[XxKillerEdgexX]

Oh I get it, its like sex. :D

[Thompson1337]

how did you get away with this? lol

[coolbionicle]

They show a DICK on Youtube!?!?!!!! I DEMAND TITS AND PUSSIES GODDAMNIT!!!!

[RandomoftheAwesome]

Wait if its a hole,

How did they get the sack in there?

[cronon94]

fuck america over, or get fucked over, the choice is yours

[eIchristo]

@cronon94

Well said. This should be a Top Comment

[Pandoora]

this is a glory hole closet...you have to choose...

[smsteve888]

So democrats are pussies, and republicans are dicks? Yep.

[roflcopterszz]

@smsteve888 nooo, i believe the democrats are pitching and the republicans are catching....

[TheNeoSanity]

Then why are all the democrats butt hurt?

[DrCowboyFace]

I don't know why he's so BUTTURT, the Republicans won the House!!!!!!!!!!

[Spitefox]

@DrCowboyFace And now they'll destroy the country.

[Chansen9]

@SMGargoil I think you missed the point of the joke completely. The video is critical of both the republicans and the democrats, showing the democrats as pussies or assholes depending on how you look at things, and the republicans as dicks who fuck you over.

[whothewu]

@Chansen9 That reminds me of the dicks, assholes, and pussies speech in that one movie by the South Park guys.

[zsmith4246]

@whothewu Team America... Fuck yeah...

[Bulzeeb15]

Independent:

You get to fill out a ballot and put it this container.

*Points to trash can*

[1001Torro1001]

inb4 flag

[XFrezenX]

Huh, the description DOES make it funnier 

[BboyJovi]

"oh, don't mind me, I'm just a penis on the wall"

[CzechMate44]

he looks like pat cassels from CH in the thumbnail

[RedSpieInTheBase]

why do they have all these dicks laying around??

[SunOfStorm]

this video requires a top rated comment

[dedeen]

Democrats: Assholes

Republicans: Dicks.

[Garren16]

@dedeen Correction: Democrats= Pussies Republicans=Dicks

Dicks fuck pussies. 

[amandarandom89]

@Garren16 But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

[Garren16]

@amandarandom89 So the independents are assholes?

[onstarks]

lmao

[vivalaresistanc]

He voted republican, hahahha!!!1

[MikeDupris]

@vivalaresistanc ya thats the joke...

[iamhungey12345]

Both parties are terrible.

[extracrispy69]

that dick almost looks real haha

[angelmarine1292]

Democrats are assholes, and Republicans are dicks. Both parties are fucking terrible.

[OhHayMike]

I don't get it...

[TheNevii]

democrats are pussies, republicans are dicks. >_>

[TheSchimmi]

@OhHayMike If you vote republican you end up getting fucked.

[christbl58]

So if you vote Democrat, you give it, and if you vote Republican, you take it...IT IS THE PROPHECY.

[pyramidheadthingy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­A

[Coffeehouse321]

Lmao I thought about this wayyyyy too much. Because I thought all the choices both Democrat and Republican were awful this year, and he said he voted Democrat I thought he was walking away with like an STD lol wow

[NOCTURNALCURVES]

31 Republicans LIKE it in their ass.

[lastkillis100]

GET FUCKED BY THE GOVERNMENT

[loriparker666]

HAHAHAHAH

[seanotube85]

Lol.

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

this is a good simile! Hhaha!

[TheWafflecrisps]

This is stupid.

[mrwaha1]

@TheWafflecrisps get a sense of humor

[MrSpongeAlmighty]

@mrwaha1 Well, that is their opinion on the video. If they don't think it is funny, that's that.

[Sandman2646]

@TheWafflecrisps Your face is stupid

[Catcherintherye11111]

republicans and democrats enjoy their annual "let's play who's in my butthole" meeting

[piranha031091]

@Catcherintherye11111 Wouldn't it be an anal meeting rather than annual?

[Scidadle]

Lollllllllllllllllll

[NJKIDDRICO973]

I just realize how brilliant this video was. And in only 5 seconds? These guys, man.

[Chaoshunter476]

Pussy's get fucked and Dicks, well... never mind.

[ZombieOwen23]

Foe the first time I'm proud to be canadian :P

[ebolaworld]

That was awesome and true.

[ChaseKittens]

lol. It's funny because republicans fuck themselves by voting.

[lego312]

What is with the languages underneath "Polling Place?"

[stinkyjoe203]

Sometimes I think you guys are trying to convey a deeper message.

And then I think, "no, that's just a dick joke." That's why I love you guys.

[carsismeZ06]

@stinkyjoe203 that is the funniest thing i've heard all day

[OMGIAmNaked]

lol

[MelloKiraEru]

Where the fuck are all these dildos coming from? WHY DO YOU HAVE THEM?

[robinjam304]

It looks like 22 people...

*puts on sunglasses*

....are dicks.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

-

I combined the 2 most annoying youtube comment jokes into 1 big pile of crap. Now give me upvotes so my ego gets bigger.

[SpartanW0lf3]

@robinjam304 Dammit, I didn't want to vote you up, but your last sentence just did it for me.

[IneptTroopr]

@robinjam304 Obliged

[natureandchaos]

Fuck or get fucked. Such a profound message...

[Algorstorm83]

I guess the Republicans had a HARD time getting votes.

Ha? See what I did there? It's funny because...

I'll just go now.

[hockeyftw11211]

This YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!­! shit is annoying its just as bad as the X amount of people missed the like button and all that shit.You can't make a your own joke so you rely on internet memes.....

[eddywi11]

@hockeyftw11211 lets not forget that soviet russia bullshit

[hockeyftw11211]

@eddywi11 Forgot about that thanks atleast I know someone else has some sense in them

[GreenRain5]

flagedddd!!!11

[Advancedgod]

@GreenRain5 What the hell is wrong with you.

[GreenRain5]

@Advancedgod get the fuck outta here! fuckin skank

[Advancedgod]

@GreenRain5 Excuse me? What's your problem?

[robinjam304]

This joke is...

*puts on sunglasses*

...getting old.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

[GreenRain5]

@robinjam304 .....

[artuno1207]

I'm actually glad people aren't having any political debates in the comments section. I agree with your video, good sirs.

If you don't agree, just say you don't agree, voice your opinion, and be done with it.

[terrean27]

@artuno1207 Don't bring it up! =O

[misterDgr]

this pretty much summarizes my thoughts on the election. thumbs up etc etc

[kevlonk]

What about Libertarians?

[ThEcReAsEy]

Whats with all these *puts sunglasses on* jokes??

[selllout101]

@ThEcReAsEy CSI reference 

[FuckShepherd]

Never thought Id thumb down one of your vids...

[DefendinMyBase]

Interesting....

[KillerPikmin]

I'm glad nobody is politically debating in the comments yet...

[sesquipedalian22]

I wonder how voting went for women...

[genesisproject]

you guys have a lot of dildos

[trinitygun12]

STOP WITH THE GAY VIDEOS PLEASE!!!!

[Doomy23]

@trinitygun12 STOP WITH THE GAY COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!

[trinitygun12]

@Doomy23 oh please go to hell...you must obviously must be a homo...

[Doomy23]

@trinitygun12 Oh please go to hell...you must obviously be a retard.

[cherngbutter]

Lol where did you get that sign, it has Chinese on it :P

[Harusama]

lmao

[RCPlanes59]

2 flags within a week... Seriously when will you learn?

[DrCowboyFace]

Seriously, what's with all the dildos?

[MrGunsrFun]

5 second films either loves gays, is gay, or is making fun of gays

[RoboSlickProductions]

more dicks

[MrGunsrFun]

the thing is, democrats are the ones tha support gays. republicans cant stand them. normal republicans anyhoo.....

[Izzetmaster]

@MrGunsrFun That's not what they're getting at.

[MrGunsrFun]

@Izzetmaster a jest. but what exactly are they getting at. filthy humor is the most mediocre form of humor.

when in doubt- add weiners

[RevJesseJackson]

dicks.....everywhere..........­..........

[SpamBAT]

I totally paused at 4 seconds :P

[awkookrenewed]

inb4removed

[hamdemond1]

looks like 5sf (puts on sunglasses) is democrat

[LOLMcAdams]

What's with all THE DICKS?

[einarje]

@LOLMcAdams i'm starting to wonder if they've used all the milder (non dick related) jokes

[DackIsBack]

ROFL!!!

[fegolem]

Democrats are pussies...! XD jk

[marxsizmo]

@fegolem thats not what they ment,,,,

[fegolem]

@marxsizmo I know. I was making a crude joke.  jk = just kidding

[fegolem]

It could also be interpreted as:

Either get fckd or fck someone else

Or: Circle jerk

[Pumpie]

Stop giving thumbs up to the shitty CSI one-liners. Don't encourage people unless they make actual *effort* at a joke.

[Garren16]

Pfh Republicans do the fucking, after all Republicans are dicks, democrats are pussies.

[imthetube44]

@Garren16 they should've put a vagina for the democrat spot, but that would be too graphic lol

[bobhub600]

The're sure getting there moneys worth from those dildos!

[ronoc9]

hahahahaha! So clever!

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

Democrats or Replublicans, they are both dicks and dickholes anyways and Im guessing women scissor lock the hole and mount the dildo. Either way politics are merely a facade for how lame the human race is.

[MrGunsrFun]

@TheTLTLHeadquarters humanphobe :P

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

@MrGunsrFun Politicians are human?  I just thought they played with human emotions and ideals. Either way this video is hilarious.

[Skippy647]

Seems like the democrats have been sucking most of the dick

[redattacker5123]

@Skippy647 other way around, accoding to this video

[Mitchell9oh5]

ALWAYS SHOW A DICK BUT NEVER A VAGINA STOP TRYING TURN PEOPLE GAY

[BOBXLII]

@Mitchell9oh5 That would only make sense if everyone were male. Logic, the other thought process.

[TheAce187]

@BOBXLII the makes of 5sf don't believe women should vote.

[TheAce187]

@BOBXLII the makers of 5sf don't believe women should vote.

[FlavoredPancakes]

@TheAce187 not true, they can only vote republican

[noleyone]

@TheAce187 He was in the "men's" booth.

[DXTC4real]

@Mitchell9oh5 Caps lock makes your message so much stronger, right?

[FolkPunkerz]

The US politics are similar to the Argentain, the opponents are every time shitting on the progress of the nation with stupids excuses :|

[sketcheddreams]

@FolkPunkerz Thought it was just a U.S. thing, guess its the same wherever politics are.

[FolkPunkerz]

@sketcheddreams ya, me too, but analyzing cases as Brazil is like the same, the right side (I dunno how to say it in English, the one that defends the busisness thing) leave the country in a mess, like in your case (if you are from the US) with Bush

[crowboy99]

@sketcheddreams nope canada too

[bainaka]

i dont get american polotics. all parties in general screw you in the ass eventually

[TheHeadCasey]

So like. . . what about dem chicks?

And how would one vote independent? 

[thelordnic69]

he choose republican because his dick wasn't fitting in the hole

[VitriolicAC]

@thelordnic69 Yeah there was so much space around it, he lost his anonymity.

zing

[TrashednScatteredD]

There are like 44 other 3rd parties out there. why the fuck do democrats and republicans get all the attention. both parties may have some good ideas, but overall they're both fucking retarded.

Vote Independant

[R0FLtaco]

@TrashednScatteredD because most third parties suck at getting media attention. even nader got quite a bit in 2000 and he only got like 3% of the vote, mostly as a joke.

[xenexe]

@TrashednScatteredD im in the rent is two damn high party

[VitriolicAC]

@TrashednScatteredD Come to Canada bro. The other parties get just as much attention. If not, at least less negative attention. Plus we'll hook you up with free healthcare cause we're cool like that.

[TheHeadCasey]

@TrashednScatteredD

Because 2/3rds of those other parties think its all the Jews fault. 

[BlurbFish]

@TrashednScatteredD I'm kind of curious regarding this.

Is Independant actually a party, or just those 44 "other" parties?

If so, how can you vote on multiple parties?

[Maplemaniac9003]

The sign out front has many languages other than English on it.

[LemonatoR32]

Republicans ftw!!!

[yeolstrat]

Do you have a stock pile of dildos or something?

[hkfreak]

No Party Affiliation. Vote however you choose. The phallus stuff goes along with your theme this week.

[Limebottle07]

which means americans were taking cocks up their butts for like how many years now?

how subtle guys ^^

[packers718]

looks like *puts on sunglasses* we have a conundrum yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

[jhohcable]

The choice is clear: republican is dirtier and hotter.

[Lozimia2]

@noml12 dude this really isn't the place

[noml12]

@Lozimia2 sorry, i saw someone else post this and it was so clever and funny i felt that i had to share it with the world

[Lozimia2]

@noml12 your very right it just that 5second movies doesn't attract those kind of idiots, post it to videos that WOULD.

[AvsJoe]

@noml12 Most people follow these decrees, but for some stupid reason the people who don't get thumbs up. It's those jackasses that ruin it for everybody.

[noml12]

@AvsJoe amen

[Bellolsom]

@noml12 In soveit russia, thumbs justin bieber you down, *Off topic statement* Thumbs?

Amidoingitrite?

[Gennady100]

@Bellolsom lol XD

[Aparophos990]

@noml12 i think the very coolest part about youtube is really just that....doing whatever the hell you want and not having dicks like you tell us what we should or should not do. So, thanks, but keep your buttfuck criticism for yourself. Goodbye.

[kurremurre]

@noml12 Ironically, that comment in itself isn't exactly staying on topic, is it? ;3