1 000 000 vs. matches in melee

[PurpleSocks20]

10,000,000? =D

[Skcorzz]

"YOUVE FOUGHT 100,000 VS MODE MATCHES! GO OUTSIDE!"

"GO OUTSIDE!"

Fuck no.

[omegatitan99]

Impressive, but I hope for your sake that most of those weren't quick matches like that. Doesn't sound very fun at all.

[jaketri3]

You will need an adult diaper,a stockpiled fridge, and most important of all, absolute patience.

[mariofizz13]

wow. Thats all i can say

[IggyDala76]

GO OUTSIDE!

[nessnesmayhem]

is this real???

[farespokemon]

@nessnesmayhem yes its even in brawl

[thebeyblademasterz2]

Wait... did it tell you to go outside?! Hahahaha.

[ssbmshadow]

Melee is so beautiful with all honesty :) You just can't stop :')

10 years guys and we're still at it :D

[PowerXeta]

Wow! 10,000,000 matches! Go get a life!

[disturbedhalo117]

About 5 a minute if you're lucky.

[BazookaWorm14]

mr g&w approves :)

[supersegasonicss]

999,999,999 VS mode matches!

You seriously have no life! Stop playing this game now!

*You don't listen and play another match...*

1,000,000,000 VS mode matches!

We've warned you! Your in for it now!

WARNING! Challenger Approaching!

SONIC!

[Confagrigusateme333]

NEVER THOUGHT I SEE THIS.

NEW CHALLENGER APPEARED,

MAGIKARP

[Confagrigusateme333]

enough, take a break

[Confagrigusateme333]

go outside

[BrawlBRSTMs]

So, you got your 1,000,000th match on December 27, 2007, and I'm assuming you first played on December 24, 2001, unless you played for a few days before completing classic mode, but that's too complicated. This is 1,000,000 matches in about 2,194 days, which means you have played an AVERAGE of over 450 matches, every... single.... day? 450 matches per day is also an average of roughly 1 match every 3 minutes, non stop (and that includes during the night).... how is this even possible?

[chowy6]

@BrawlBRSTMs You really did the math on this? Are you stupid? ROFL he made a rigged controller to do it for him and each match was about 5 seconds long (including all the load times)

[BrawlBRSTMs]

@chowy6 I'm not stupid... if I was stupid, how did I upload all the videos to my channel?

[ricarleite]

It means you've played two hours a week for 4 years. Not too much.

[mase598]

you've fought 10,000 VS matches! GO OUTSIDE!

love you melee -_-

[finalsmasher]

10,000,000 vs mode matches! All your brain are belong to us.

[awesomeguy2009]

you've played 1000000 matches! now GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE! JKJK thats what nintendo is telling you pretty much. just in a nicer way

[SpontaneousJunk]

2099

10000000000000000000000 vs matches

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE YOU LOOSER!

[THEKIDNINTENDOWIIMAN]

In 2072...

"You've Fought 999 999 999 VS. Mode Matches! Get the fuck out of here and get a life!"

[DoUbLeH9]

Dude break the bar I wanna see that

[rekcaHrepyH]

...WHY? Do you really have nothing better to do!? o.o

[MusicOfMiscellaneous]

Hah! A Dedicated Gamer towards Melee! Nice! 

[PlushAnimationStudio]

@MusicOfMiscellaneous it's a hack (notice the one hit ko on normal brawl)

[Goombuu]

@PlushAnimationStudio he could just have set the damage ratio to the highest possibility.

[spiritsoftheangel]

go outside!

[Yazeboss]

hey, those battle counts for getting mewtwo?

[luigi123459]

is the one that says "go outside" real?

[LoboFan1000]

Forever alone

[Potew]

You can do that with Action Replay, I guess. And it will be 1000000x easier!

[PlushAnimationStudio]

@Potew thats what he did ( one hit ko)

[StarmanMario9]

100 000 000 Matches in 2055

"Youve played 100 000 000 Matches did you know theres this magical place called outside you can get there by a portal called a door NOW GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE! trust us youll thank us later.

[FlapjackFiend2012]

Gamer Pride! 

[SuperAKAproductions]

OH GOD. Who knows what you did with BRAWL

[TheFarhanovic]

2008: You've played Melee for 20.000.000 times VS. Mode Matches! Maybe it's time for Brawl?

[LuigiLiam]

"Go outside!"

[wizard101man100]

just do super suden death mode

[madmatakajimmy]

@wizard101man100 Stamina mode is faster. There is no result screen

[archon8001]

Friends: wheres timmy man i havent seem him for years!?

Timmy: it took years but i have 1 mil matches played in melee!

Friends:so........

[madmatakajimmy]

@phasegonewrong Song: À Cause Des Garçons - Artist: Yell

[BlackGale6969]

Are you the best melle player in the world?

[madmatakajimmy]

@BlackGale6969 No, ahah

[DarkSim64]

@BlackGale6969 Tha best player is called Joseph Marquez. You can look for videos of him by typing: Mango falco vs

[nendoroid98]

this was posted in my birthday OuO

[KinataKnight]

Very impressive! I personally was satisfied getting all the non-"x vs. mode matches" special messages, but you had a lot of cleverness and devotion to go all the way.

[shadowr2kirby2]

oh woops i should have watched the rest of the video to understand sorry i was being a jerk

[shadowr2kirby2]

link cannot kill bowser that quikly! hacker!

[shadowr2kirby2]

this is a text hack. it never says that, and mario cannot kill bowser in 1 hit

[wc1hater]

LOL! Can't believe it says "Go outside"

[BryanPiekarski]

HAHA. GO OUTSIDE. LMFAO.

[J0eyBe]

@madmatakajimmy Your hand doesn't count.

[skysands2008]

Melee is the best super smash ever

[pokemon4fun00]

@papermario2luigi ok :)

[thedragonball97121]

:D 1 match down! 999999 to go!

[Brendan95732]

1,000,000 VS mode matches!

Never thought you'd see this!

WARNING!

Challenger Approaching!

CHUCK NORRIS

[chimpygamer]

@Brendan95732 Reaches 1,000,000,000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WARNING!

Challenger Approaching!

BRUCE LEE

[Brendan95732]

@chimpygamer Teamed up with CHUCK NORRIS!

[chimpygamer]

@Brendan95732 Nah Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Bruce Lee if he had to team up with someone it would be Gary MotherFucking Oak

[Brendan95732]

@chimpygamer Along with Chuck Norris! XD

[chimpygamer]

@Brendan95732 No Chuck Norris :3 just Bruce Lee and Gary Oak

[Brendan95732]

@chimpygamer ... Why Gary? XD

[chimpygamer]

@Brendan95732 Because Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak is a beast

[qwerty5550123]

why would anyone even try get this..like seriously how did u even know the stupid thing would pop up? i was pissed off when i had to play 700 to get mewtwo

[O2Eater]

That's nothing, the message you get after 99,999,999 says:

"Wow! One hundred million matches! Now go outside you agoraphobic fuck."

[12Fireblast]

lol my actually record was 1000 matches but is this video real ?

[madmatakajimmy]

@12Fireblast sure its real

[Wildman979]

it acually said "go outside"? thats really funny!

[platanom3n]

.........OR you could just use the action replay lol.

[Zeldagigafan90210]

"You have fought 10,000,000 vs. mode matches... call your doctor cause you need to get a life."

[UltraKirbyFan]

So, when you were doing Young Link matches near the end, each one took 9 seconds (including the loading, results screen, etc). If you did 1 million of those, it would take:

9 million seconds

150000 minutes

2500 hours

104.17 days

3 and a half months

That's kinda crazy.

[ssbmshadow]

@UltraKirbyFan Its not crazy my friend, its Melee. :)

[mandude4x6]

"You've fought 100,000,000 Vs. Mode Matches! 'THA FUCK?!?!?!?!"

[thecreditpro007]

10000000000000000000 matchs ohh my god

[JocelynJEG]

Ah man. I miss that game so much! I always played my sister's Melee game on her GC until my brother got a Wii and Brawl. Now my brother's got all of it at his place. I can't wait till I can get my own Wii and game.

[TOMMYGUN1352]

Your power count is about 1000 which means you played an average of 1000 matches every time you turned the game on. And your power time is about 6000 hours which means that your game was on for about 6 hours every time you turned it on. So you played 1000 matches in 6 hours 1000 times. I'm not sure if that's nerdy dedication or absolute insanity :D

[SonicFan7891]

hey i was born in 2003

[link92394]

@SonicFan7891 wow.. i was born in 2000. your 8 years old. im 11. :P

[Silversnorlax204]

Good job, now go outside.

[Heartlesswithaheart]

The dev team thinks of everything. Even when you shouldn't be playing.

[dannyXX1]

it should say..

wow you got 2 much free time man get a job orso ;D

[Tonystarman250]

uh what?

[mainchow10]

2003 the narrator told us to get a life

[alantongirl]

Now you have to 100% Brawl :D

Good luck!

[mikebond3401]

How does a turbo controller help?

[DJAeroSwish]

oh yeah to the maker of this video bitch y tha hell u want me to research cheating stupid bitch i dont see y when people say other folks when they r they deny it and get mad like a bitch

[jaipathak108]

it is because he put the the damadge ratio on high so bowser would die!

[SunshineOpenFeint]

Nintendo was promoting healthy shit before the Wii came out? NO WAIZ!!!

[DJAeroSwish]

do it the normal the way the game was made for stop cheating

[theultimatekoopa2]

@DJAeroSwish Research, fucker. Do some. And THEN accuse him of cheating.

[Vulttwin2]

@DJAeroSwish Obvious troll is obvious.

[DJAeroSwish]

@Vulttwin2 What



[Vulttwin2]

@DJAeroSwish That

[pokepals9001]

no f**kin life

[Elie4Elite]

In 2025...

"You've Fought 10.000 000 VS. Mode Matches! What The Hell Is wrong With You ??"

LOL.

[ArcaneForged]

@Elie4Elite Actually in 2025 hell have played 3,950,000 matches.

[madmatakajimmy]

@Elie4Elite or: never heard of brawl?? Stop playing Melee!!

[metalmatthias]

@madmatakajimmy Melee is better then brawl

[GameAtHeart]

@metalmatthias Neat Opinion. Either is better but at the end, they're terrific Smash Bros Games.

Since people liked the style of "Melee" & "Brawl" had it's own.

[jabaash]

@metalmatthias how?

[Tapryne]

@madmatakajimmy - yeah no

hearing of brawl is like being kicked in the nuts

they promise but dont deliver

MELEE HOWEVER is like being granted eternal life

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

@Tapryne lol i dont think any video game is like being granted eternal life. Considering video games distract us from doing other things, they kind of are like the opposite of immortality...

[ElliotKeaton]

@WalkthroughsMadeEasy What's wrong with having fun?

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

@ElliotKeaton what? nothing's wrong with fun. i never said that. but this other guy was saying "melee is like immortality" except it's not. playing a game doesnt give you immortality.

[ThatGuyRageing]

@madmatakajimmy hey melee was the best i remember coming home from school and jumping right on to this game with my brother and a couple friends this game cannot be beaten

[ssbmshadow]

@madmatakajimmy Brawl is depressing son. Melee has no limits.

[manu4752]

@madmatakajimmy Why? Melee is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than brawl.

[blutundeisen]

@Elie4Elite xD hahaha yeah lol!!!!!

[Dogispro]

@Elie4Elite 2037

"You've Fought 100,000,000 VS. Mode Matches! Get a girlfriend and move out of your parents house!"

[kingcrazy510]

why.......

[ryandadd]

You played a million Vs. mode matches!

Go to work or something!

[fantadanta]

the narrator is so rude he apparantly told us to get a life

[lbns2]

im not doing that a million times...

[UltimaScout]

This must be the PAL or 2nd version of the game? I have similar awards it's at 50,000 it says "That's about 1 cent per match".

[TheJplay22]

Wow, You just got told by a VIDEO GAME.

[jansku300]

0:23 Pee?

[kalinda619]

You played 23 days of the game....

[Mostlybawls]

Get a life.... Lick some pussyyy

faagg

[TheGoldenMarioBro]

is this real?

[Joseponypants]

... Or you can fight a lvl 9 Ness... Set random stages to Jungle Japes only, no pausing, just mash start....

[FangBangerable]

I reached 100,000 matches, than something happened to my memory card... Now I'm at 1000, maybe. Sad story.

[Passan09]

noobway!

[pikalink2]

thumbs up if you've done this normally

[ComputerAnalysis]

"Start. Spin. Start. Spin. Start Spin." This seems like the biggest waste of time ever. Who wants an achievement so badly that they don't even play the game for the reason that it's fun. Seriously it's just sad.

[TheLPlayer1]

Wow.....50,000 " Good job! Now go take a break!"

Wow.....100,000 "Good Job! Go OUTSIDE!"

Wow.....1,000,000 Good Job! Never thought that you would see this!"

Now i have something to do this summer.

[Rumble733]

1 match = ~5 secs, 12 matches = 1 minute this makes 12*60=720 matches an hour

1000000 / 720 = ~1389 hours playtime = merely 58 days of 24/7 doing this... Have fun!

[NKLinus06]

@Rumble733 plus loadingtimes ;D

[RiorXD]

2 seconds thats too slow. if you do a roy v.s marth with same settings on mushroom kingdom 2 you can finish the match with 0:00 time

[SmashLuigiFan1]

And i have to do this to get every trophy ._.

[FangBangerable]

@SmashLuigiFan1

No, thank God.

[SmashLuigiFan1]

@FangBangerable no i do, in order to get every trophy you have to get every achievment. This is one of them so ya i do

[FangBangerable]

@SmashLuigiFan1

What trophy do you get? Maybe it's because I have the PAL version, whick has 290 trophies. I know that NTSC version has two more trophies, but I don't know how to unlock them.

[SmashLuigiFan1]

@FangBangerable i forgot but there is one trophy you need to all the achievments for

[98misse]

well i´ll be damnd, now i seen everything so time to suicide.

[mejorization]

At 8 seconds per match, 1 million matches will still take about 3 months straight.

[duelingdog]

Melee just accidentally this guy's life

[khk5409]

he played melee for 6years! ㅇㅅㅇ

[algiasphere]

"4 years later"

wait WHAT

[EvPointMaster]

It's easier to buy a gc controller with a slow button. You need 1 Player with 150HP and 3 players with 1 HP and you have to choose he mode with the flower that makes damage. Press the slow button once and it will press the start button over and over again. Now the game will play itself and you can let it play while you're watching TV, sleeping, or at school/work.

[joshdamighty]

You fought 1,000,000 matches!!!

YOU...

ARE...

[Slatethehedgehog]

I've had melee for years and never got 100,000 matches

[cookies15682]

"Go Outside!" Damn Sakuari, you scary!

[narutorox123456]

@cookies15682 I don't think Sakurai made Melee

[cookies15682]

@narutorox123456 :P

[startmirca]

@narutorox123456 Sakurai made all 3 Smash Bros.

[narutorox123456]

@startmirca A little late there, bud. No actually a lot late there.

[narutorox123456]

@cookies15682 Maybe he's telling Naruto Fan 1010 something they've already done: "Go out!"

[ssb4smasher]

One year later my comment has 69 likes. My life is complete.

[JerryAmoz]

get a life

[DSLDARTH]

Cool now get to 10, 000 000 :)

[hoohoozhang888888888]

should have said get a life at 1000000

[rayl27]

@dialgatamer0 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ

[tdivv41]

go outside you got owned by a game

[OxfordEngDictionary]

don't get me wrong. that's an amazing feat I admire having been achieved. but seriously dude, do you have any idea how many classical books you could've read during that time? or done anything else, like going to a nice park? don't you ever ask yourself if it's worth it? again, just asking, I still admire what you did

[MsCoolguy777]

play super sudden death mode with 1 stock

you will won the same

[justjuice1992]

all these years wasted for 17k views.

[garrett707]

So just did the math and even if each match lasts only one second it would take 11 days of this to finish 1,000,000. matches.

[patgangster]

@garrett707 That would be true , but you didn't count the menu times and stuff. It would actually take WAY longer!

[KattenEurope]

in 2003 he had 2x my time now :P

[ProtoDemn]

Go Outside! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[sticksthatstone]

THIS IS WHAT GAMEING IS ABOUT

PLAYING A GAME SO LONG THAT IT BEGS TO NOT BE TOUCHED AND TO BE LEFT ALONE

IT EVEN GETS SO SCARED THAT IT BEGS YOU TO GO OUTSIDE IT KNOWS YOU ARE THE ONE

We are all The One

[Chyde109]

I've been playing this for nine years and I only have like 1500 matches lol.

[OkamiBW]

@manuel777brownie Too bad Brawl isn't as fun to play competitively. :)

[MultiNintendoGamer]

Dude, get a life.

[TheRealmynewaccount]

O.O im gonna try that on brawl

[superaleksibros]

@TheRealmynewaccount Same here,buddy,same here.It'll be tough challenge.I've already played over 1000 matches on brawl.

[jenjinterra]

yeh we dont wanna get that many matces,,,we kindoff have lives to get on with

[MacWii]

Wait... what happens to the score screen?