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  • "I wonder what the conversation was like when...it was probablt just like..." you say that in every video, I love it :)

  • TIMMAYYY*in your old grumpyman voice.

  • sooooo...rotting dead fetus in his ass...?....what the hell..

  • "and they found one thousand pounds of marijuana" or something like that in your mocking voice lol

  • "I don't smoke weed. All the time."

  • Meth

  • weed

    

  • how high are you XD

  • it's pronounced like Look-lord

  • Fuck

    

  • LooooL Love Your Vids Man Loool !!! :D

  • EAT BABY!!!!

  • Flufie was on English tv wooop

  • more reliable news than FOX

  • ass

  • In his ass!

    

  • "The perfect sexual fantasy for me is to rub a piece of shrapnel against my dick"

  • (this tast like liquid shit)

  • "In other news"

  • "Unfuckyourslefover"

    "It's a monser from my vagina!"

    "Hey, Whats up?"

    "**Anything in the old man voice**"

    ".....Shortly after that, he'd be the first 9 year old to DIE in UFC"

    "Foxes are badass! Havent you ever played Starfox?"

    Last but not least,

    "EAT BABY!!!"

    ---My favorite FLuffee quotes

  • *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*....­FUCKING DUMB ASS!

  • You look especially high today FLuffee :-)

  • "Hey, Whats Up?"

  • muppets so I can play the drums with monster

    

  • just little bit high my friend

  • "I don't usually hit on women, but you're so ugly I thought I might have a chance" that quote had me laughing all day

  • Of course he talks with like a mexican accent.

  • nigga you high as fuuck

  • your high agian

  • high again

  • 6,000 like(: love u fluffee

  • hay!!, whats up!!!

  • This story pisses me off too, and I didn't even read the article.

  • I don't know what dat dere's all aboot.....eh

  • do you wear only one hat or do you have like 2 of those so you can like.....have a spare or something. I'm stoned

  • "Terrorists in.... Canada..? Let's get those fuckers!"

  • You look cute and ur "girlfriend?" is pretty so statically ur children will not be good looking...Im sorry thats how it works....

  • "Up top, Buddha!"

  • My ass lol

  • my favorite thing youve ever said is

    "Hey, whats up?"

    you should say that more often

  • "The funny ones will be put in my next video" because i never see mine so i must not be funny :( you've hurt my self esteem.

  • When you say "house"

  • "Too bd there isnt a job for being a slutty shit father, or you'd be the owner of the company by now" - 17 Kids, 15 Moms, 1 DAD!

  • someone made a doomsday dildo

  • 2 words, eye drops ;P

  • hes high as fuck

  • SOMEBODYS been playing The Binding of Isaac a LITTLE to much.

  • "How fucked in the head do u have to be....."

  • EAT BABY!!

  • 'hey. wassupp.'

  • "NO BUNNY DIES TONIGHT!"

  • "Yeah, Billy! Why you gotta be such a pussy?" :D

  • You look high..

  • But for those 9 months i be prying it came out black XD !

  • Hey Wassup

  • EAT BABY

  • eww that is really messed up.....hey whats up?

  • eww that is really messed up.....hey whats up?

  • "We cool?"

    "Yeah, were cool."

    "Really?"

    "No JK -BANG-"

    Lmfao

  • weed is good

  • whats a fetus

  • @truetocheer you probably shouldn't be watching this if you don't know what a fetus is LOL

  • @SQueezieBodezie i <3 fluffee 

  • @truetocheer You probably shouldn't be watching this if you don't know what a fetus is...

  • it Was probably Just like it

    

  • OMG i was just thinking.."He hid it in his ass..." LOL we are compatibale LETS GET MARRIED...jk.. ;3

  • i pissed him off..... IM NOT A GUY FLUFFEE IM NOT A GUY

  • that is so esay dragon ball z baby

  • that is soooooooooooooo sick

  • He hid it in the dogs ass. There no Im not the lot who say his ass o.o

  • my fav : EAT BABYY!!"

  • Whenever the green box that said "Don't forget to favourite!" I thought "he spelt favorite wrong...oh wait..he's canadian"

  • Kill yourself already so you can get reincarnated as a piece of shit XD

  • god dammit i said don't take your kids on a fucking drug deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maybe he will have an ass baby?

  • Hey whats up

  • Eat baby!

  • HOUSE!

  • where do you find these things? O.O

  • @881Gnomesnot on the internet cause they're stories that actually happened

  • Hey what's up or Fuck!!! Or What the fuck!!!!! Or.......Fucked to the head.... There's to many but I love them all!! xD

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • I have a t-shirt that looks a lot like that, except mine has a pocket.

  • 1 every time she says hi to me i say DONT TALK TOME IM A RAPIST

    2 so i always just stand there and point at the child and say child child child child i am not a rapist i am not going to rape this child

  • I KIDD!!! >:D

    *BANG*

    i love fluffee

  • EAT BABY!!

  • EAT BABY!

  • Sick fuck:D

  • "I'M GONNA GETCHA!"

  • sick f***

  • sick fuck

    

  • "NO BUNNY DIES TONIGHT!!!"

    

  • someone count how many times he said ass or fuck lol

  • "how did you change color like that dead guy" laughed so hard

  • "nice shirt, lets fuck. Nice face, lets fuck. Nice fuck, lets fuck." haha favorite flufee quote/pick up line

  • "I wanna see how the conversation went down. It was probably just like....."

  • is he high?

  • wow this is the highest i've ever seen fluffee... xD

  • your so high!!!!

  • Fuck the fucking fuck guys. can we get our shit together?

  • Im playing snake while watching this. He's drunk lol

  • XD

  • "piss is yummy"

  • okay he is so stupid wuldnt the baby rot and wait he shuldnt hav done it in the first place dumbass

  • unfuckyourself

  • when he talks in his accent he sounds like niko bellic

  • Eww..what if he ate the fetus D;

    Thats one fucked up guy

  • 'i wonder what the conversation was like when the police got there'

  • "I'm FLuffee. And i'm addicted to dick" _FLuffee

  • i would hide it in between my balls.

  • EAT BABY!!!!!!

  • hey ................. whats sup?

  • Unfuckyourselfover

  • ass

  • I think it's safe to say that everyone wants to smoke with FLuffee at least once in their life...

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  • Top Comment? Penis.

  • So did your murder your wife?

    But police officer, I know no better I from poor country :3

  • I find it hilarious when you say " cock " you just say it with such exageration form all the other words you throw around it ahah oh and " yo pussy stank" ahahaha

  • If i had a dollar for every time some one does something dumb ill have more money than everyone in the world money combined

  • ill give u a 1,000 dollars to find ur kid lmao

  • whats up

  • hey whats up

  • my ass is exit only.

  • i would hide things in my ass lol

  • u have the best voices and accents!

  • Hey it's justin bieber's dick...Oh wait that's the dislike bar.

  • 1:15 it sounds totaly ike Rajesh from TBBT :D

  • You must have really been mad at this story, look how stoned you got before this. your eyes are red as the devils dick

  • Hey What's Up

    

  • @TheWhatafish

    THE SKY!!!! XD

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

    

  • sry but im not american um... wats a foetus?

  • @dethklok68 A baby in the mothers womb. It's a stage of growth really... And I am an American :3

  • @epicspinach probably from msn

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    uhhhhh do girls hide things in their ass? xD i wonder what :s i know most girls hide things in their cleavage.

  • fluffe ran out of visene

  • its spelt foetus

  • Fuckin

  • "My house doesn't smell like dead bodies, it smells like cat shit"

  • i would live in fluffee's tv show if he gets one or futurama wich ever one thats better if both exsist but seriously fluffee's tv show

  • my favorite thing you said was, in your newest video atm, 3 years old drug dealer or something, when you said

    " who the hell is going to clean up all this shit"

    yeah dam right it isnt going to be me!!......

    i thinks hes dead...

    that was awesome

  • "Hey, whazzup?!" --there.

  • pass the weed fluffee , pass the weed...

  • its in soviet russia, you fucking tool.

  • In Russia fetus kills you -:)

  • Mmm If only they had baby fetus charms in Lucky Charms xD

  • OH! SNAP! FLuffee!! You make a good point! Next time a couple drops in each eye... You looked INSANE!! o_O

  • I want to live in Seinfeld but we all already do.

  • hey whats up

  • "YOU'RE F*CKING INSANE!!!"

  • I don't want a lucky fetus necklas.

  • legalize weed

  • You look high.

  • we could just kill a bunch of crack heads... :)

  • "what are you guys up to?" "WEED!!!!" -weed is thrown at cop.

  • And :Good detective Work! anyone who has a dead body in his room Has mental

    Problems!

  • Favorite one is :Lung weed is the best!

  • NO BUNNY DIES TONIGHT!!!!!! XD

  • Your stoned as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wwebackstage1 no hes fucked as stone

  • "If you think that's a good idea, YOUR FUCKING INSANE!!!"

  • Son of a dick....makes me luagh ever time:))

  • "Hey, What's up?"

    I bought a hoodie off your website that says it :)

  • I'll tell you how your mind can piece that together, a bunch of acid and a fucked up mind

  • ...... Are you high?

  • nice Indian accent but that man is fucking fucking stoopid

  • Dead wife ok with you? XD haha love this

  • @mackandcheese1000 There is now.

  • I know this it totally off topic, but his eyes are pretty. :D

  • @Super123Xxxxxxx I agree.... he has really pretty eyes :)