jesus christ be upon him didn't die, God raised him before that the inbelivers killed him and GOd has remplaced his body by another one that looks like him, and jesus well return when world'end come
tommy sent me here :-) also really hate it when people try to shove their Jesus bullshit on everyone or anyone for that matter!!! I dont go around telling everyone that i dont believe in god or whatever you want to call "him". So stop telling people how awesome he is really produce a dead body wit dna proving that he was "Jesus" than maybe I'll believe but until then its bullshit!!!
you know what...he's not supposed to prove anything to you,,,but am really sorry for you...believe me one day you'll remember my words, because a teenager never listens to his father, but at the end of the story he realizes that if he did his life would be even better, Jesus aint just a savior he's our father, and every father would sacrifice for his children, he gave us his soul guys, am not a priest nor that much religious but at least, i appreciate what he had done for me..may Jesus bless you
i remember there used to be a tourettes version of this that was hella funny..but i haven't been able to find it :( i don't get why they would take it down, it wasn't that bad :/
@thewhulk That is rude! God saved all of our lives. Like he said, he died on the cross for our sins. You shouldnt talk about him that way. If you dont get saved and except him into your heart you will go to hell. im not being mean that is a place not a bad word if you use it as a noun. -Natalie
@natandjewlz have you read the bible where does it say that? + don't be disappointed if you don't go to heaven after you die because it doesn't exist, But hey don't lose any sleep about it i mean if your a good Christian you have nothing to worrie about right? and you should just leave me a "hopeless fool" to myself orrr you really doubt your own religion and need to convince me to convince yourself.
also i was talking about the video where Jesus kills a talking bunny the fuck you talking about?
@natandjewlz religion is ruled by fear nowadays, the fear of death however fearing death is not healthy after all every step you take is a step to your own grave, if you cannot accept that then you are simply tricking yourself.
"Easter" is Nimrod's wife resurected as the bear-breasted Babylonian Fertility Sex Goddess of the Sun who came down and landed in the Eurphrates River and turned a bird into an egg laying rabbit! I don't think the Messiah appreciates us observing Nimrod's wife's resurection. Mainstream Christianity is CRAZY. The Feats of Firstfruits is the celebration of the Messiah's ressurection from the dead. Get it straight and knock off that filthy paganism!
Ha u are soo funy proves how good of a person u are. Maby u dont belive in God or in Jesus but at least have some desency and respect other peoples belifs ok thats not funny at all!!
stupid. nothing about it was funny, and the animation (if it can be called such) was plain bad. i have only basic experience with flash and i can do better than this.
(1(Guttural snap update - Collin Wins - Invader/imitator dies through DAD program loyal to Collin=SO)1) apocalypse Bugs Bunny Program -- SO! "some rabbit tricks" Why the fag script?
@shadowant78 you are a sad person........arkay001001 is right God gave man free. Also this is kinda funny shadowant78 you say you respect god? Then why do you 1. Swear 2.Telling people that if they dont belive in GOD they can go and fuck their selfs......if you ask me those word you said = Dont respect god so why do you tell others to do so? Fucking idiot Be smarter before acting!.
believe or dont believe. Its not up to me or anyone else to tell you what to think. I believe in God. It doesnt mean im gonna try to force it on people.
God gave man free will to believe in whoever the individual wants, you have no right to judge people who fail to believe in what 'you' do. I hate people like you who sling gods word around and act like your a 'holier than you' person.
every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
dude is a ture atheist then u cant be the anti christ which is the opsite of jesus meaning that its the son of the devil the opsite of christint is santic so yea btw im atheist too and acuttaly lern about other religons
ok, let me break this down for you ok? Pagenistic beliefs are in all forms of Christianty regardless what you might think or not think so, thanks for uh... Having a lame video that made no, remote sense.
JEEZUS FUCKING CHIRST DOES EVERYTHING RELATED TO JESUS HAVE TO HAVE A FLANME WAR WITH RELIGIOUS PEEPS AND ATHEISTS!!!! just get along this is comedy its supposed to make u smile so take a chill pill and fucking smile b4 i take a knife and slit ur throats!! just stop fighting bcuz i am sick and fucking tired of hearing (reading) u go on bitching about opinions and shit no one cares about u shit 4 brains! just shut the fuck up or ill go EXTREME BUGS BUNNY on you u fuckin cunts!
Its derived from pagan traditions. Eggs and bunnies represent fertility. Pagans celebrate a holiday called Ostara, which is celebrating fertility and the rising of the sun god.
I think Easter comes from the name of a God that looks like a rabbit, it represents fertillity, so its a PAGAN-CHRISTIAN holiday, at the end, easter eggs and chocolate bunnies sell lot more that day than crucifixes.
So does X-Mas, Santa Claus did the same as the Easter Bunny, so its also a Pagan-Christian Holiday, poor good ol Geezus, needs some help to promote his birth and resurection...
What im trying to say is that the character exists, i mean, Jesus exists and is very well known, so in a Document sort of way it exists, but it is not real, like a movie character, or a comic character, they exist in a way, but theyre not real.
Umm forget it, it wont change a bit about what everyone believes, so, go on with your thougts and ill go on with mines, agree?
@Nobodyreallyatall You are correct Hebrew did not have a J. But, Jesus was real;, his real name is Caesarian, Julius Caesar's son. Who was betrayed and killed by his half-brother Octavian. Was known as Lamb of GOD, Son of GOD, King of Kings, The Christ, Alpha-Omega etc etc Upon Julius Caesar's death, Julius was titled GOD. Therefore, Julius Caesar was a Living GOD.
@Greenstonetiki - How do you figure? Where are the contemporary texts making reference to him? The earliest reference outside the Bible I've been able to find was some Roman leader about one hundred years later asking who this Jesus was all the Jews were talking about, and that only proves that a potentially mythical entity was being discussed.
Its not a bad video cuz of the blood, in fact, its a bunny, rabbits are mammals, mammals have blood in their veins... what did you expected to splash, mud?
-TECHNICALLY- speaking, Santa isn't stealing Jesus' holiday, as Pope Julius I moved it to December 25th, in an attempt to make non-believers into believers.
In fact, December 2 5th was a Pagan holiday.
So, technically, Stanta's stealing a Pagan holiday. But as long as it's not infringing on Christian rights, it's obviously all okay, right?
And yes, agreed, it IS hilarious. Jesus won't get his hands dirty so he gets hired help.
I'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
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HAHA lol all the religious commenters are not liking this video . LOL i think its hilarious look at what they are saying lol. They take religion so seriously. GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE RELIGIONS DO.
YOU CHRISTIANS don't even take your beliefs seriously, you mix your so-called holy days with cartoons, christmas with santaclaus and easter with bunnies what the fuck is that shit? No wonder you were unable to convert me to your twisted religion ever in my life, cause you are all a big joke understand? all you fundies can kiss my ass .
big deal, i cursed you i didn't kill you. i think i'll be forgiven. insulted you, yes i have no respect for someone like you. never claimed to be moral, i'm a sinner just like you. just some of us sin more than others. big deal i cuss when i'm mad. like you don't. as far as being with Jesus, who are you to say, you're not God. If Jesus forgave a murderer, he can forgive me for some swear words.
You make me laugh. I bet Jesus talked like back in the day. Can you imagine? Look god is good, eh and he wants you to be good. And if you're not he's gonna come down and bash your fucking skull in, amen.
glade you got a chuckle out of it ! the're just words. yes God is good.God is not gonna come down and bash my fucking skull in for it, as you put it .espeacially for defending Jesus. sometimes you have to use that language, for certain people only understand it. GOD is all forgiving!!!!
Second, we do not make fun of your lord, we make fun of you idiots.
Third, we are not chimpanzees no, we descended from them, that's what evolution is. Over time we developed a more advanced way of thinking and grew less hair on our body therefore eliminating the possibility that we eat ticks, bugs and shit.
Fourth, one of the biggest reasons I hate on religion is because you are all a bunch of homophobes using religion as an excuse.
Your talking about an extreme minority of the christian faith. I personally don't deny evolution, and am perfectly fine with gay people.
And you are being idiotic for making fun of other people for their own personal faith. Nothing can be proven or disproven when looking at god, it's all faith.
Sorry if I offended you but I was talking from personal experience. I never said I made fun of people for their own personal faith but i do tend to mock those who use this faith for a reason to... attack. Kill, torture and whatever. The Taliban is a perfect example. What I'm saying is I do not make fun of the faith but rather the people that exploit it.
Not a very Christian thing to say now was it? Do you pray to Jesus with that mouth? I think even Jesus would slap you across you the mouth for that. Now go beg for his forgiveness for being such a prick.
lol
skunkredhair 1 month ago
You guys won't believe this but once I stuck my large bleeding cut to the sun and it started to stop bleeding and the next day it healed
MultiSuperjennifer 5 months ago
Tia is
metalmouthman97 8 months ago
jesus christ be upon him didn't die, God raised him before that the inbelivers killed him and GOd has remplaced his body by another one that looks like him, and jesus well return when world'end come
sasukeuchiwa12 8 months ago
wonderfull ... .99999999999999999
supersexyemocore 9 months ago
tommy.... that was NOT funny poor easter bunny :(
but a great vid ;D
Volturiiii 9 months ago
er..... well, thats new
787pineapple 9 months ago
i love the easter bunny, its sooooo fucking cute :(
thank you tommy now i have to cry *haha*
smallblueangel 9 months ago
Tommy... What the hell? lol
TommyJoe sent me!
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GlambertShine 9 months ago
Happy Easter, Tommy Ratliff <3 ^^ I love you!!! :*
GlambertShine 9 months ago 2
Happy Easter,Tommy Joe Ratliff :) <3
janinameier 9 months ago 3
Happy Easter, Tommy Joe!
MissKhim 9 months ago
Now that was funny. The easter bunny lost. LOL ^_^
Ashley422860 9 months ago
tommy sent me here :-) also really hate it when people try to shove their Jesus bullshit on everyone or anyone for that matter!!! I dont go around telling everyone that i dont believe in god or whatever you want to call "him". So stop telling people how awesome he is really produce a dead body wit dna proving that he was "Jesus" than maybe I'll believe but until then its bullshit!!!
TheGeekChik 9 months ago
tommy sent me here :-)
TheGeekChik 9 months ago
Oh Tommy. Sometimes I question your sanity. =)
abyrat 9 months ago 4
Really Tommy? lol well that was odd. the things that tommys show us is right. Love you TJR.
SuperGlamtastic 9 months ago
Tommy Joe Ratliff SENT ME <3<3<3 :3
AdommyLambliff 9 months ago 3
Happy Easter!!!
SychoRAT 9 months ago
oh tommy:') the things you show us ;)
JustSophTbh 9 months ago 3
Tommy Sent me here. Lol
TheNZGlambert 9 months ago
thumbs up if Tommy sent you here...
lynnegs1 9 months ago 31
Neither one exists!
williamfstackjr 9 months ago
Hilarious!!!!!
PerennialPeace 9 months ago
you know what...he's not supposed to prove anything to you,,,but am really sorry for you...believe me one day you'll remember my words, because a teenager never listens to his father, but at the end of the story he realizes that if he did his life would be even better, Jesus aint just a savior he's our father, and every father would sacrifice for his children, he gave us his soul guys, am not a priest nor that much religious but at least, i appreciate what he had done for me..may Jesus bless you
MrIssaTadros 9 months ago
Fuck Jesus, the Easter Bunny rocks!!
Rogan74 9 months ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
account0skeptic 9 months ago
Jebus and his evil henchmen killed Eoestre too.
GADCL4 9 months ago
FAKE!!!!!!!
nelsonivan38 9 months ago
@theAmazingamerica what is hallows eve?
tonia17xxx 10 months ago
All of the holy days have been ruined... Hallows eve, New Years Day, St Patricks Day, Valentines Day, Easter, Christmas, it is by design.
TheAmazingamerica 10 months ago
Fucking beautiful!
rankrodney 10 months ago
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Jesus loves you all!!!
SlyDragoon16 10 months ago
Fine video! LOL
djenzy95 10 months ago
OMG I love jebus!!!!
tonia17xxx 11 months ago
@tonia17xxx Jesus was murdered for talking.
TheAmazingamerica 10 months ago
Jeebus!
DruDixon777 11 months ago
it was funny love the end ^^
melynassumeras 1 year ago
i remember there used to be a tourettes version of this that was hella funny..but i haven't been able to find it :( i don't get why they would take it down, it wasn't that bad :/
nazipose72z 1 year ago
jesus is a fucking asshole.
thewhulk 1 year ago
@thewhulk That is rude! God saved all of our lives. Like he said, he died on the cross for our sins. You shouldnt talk about him that way. If you dont get saved and except him into your heart you will go to hell. im not being mean that is a place not a bad word if you use it as a noun. -Natalie
natandjewlz 1 year ago
@natandjewlz have you read the bible where does it say that? + don't be disappointed if you don't go to heaven after you die because it doesn't exist, But hey don't lose any sleep about it i mean if your a good Christian you have nothing to worrie about right? and you should just leave me a "hopeless fool" to myself orrr you really doubt your own religion and need to convince me to convince yourself.
also i was talking about the video where Jesus kills a talking bunny the fuck you talking about?
thewhulk 1 year ago
@natandjewlz religion is ruled by fear nowadays, the fear of death however fearing death is not healthy after all every step you take is a step to your own grave, if you cannot accept that then you are simply tricking yourself.
thewhulk 1 year ago
@thewhulk nu u aree :( dont make fun of Jesus u freak
SilverFreezing 1 year ago
@SilverFreezing i can make fun of Jesus all i want its the internet. get off your computer and start herding sheep or something if you cant take it.
thewhulk 1 year ago
@thewhulk u suck :o ur a retarted cow :)
SilverFreezing 1 year ago
"Easter" is Nimrod's wife resurected as the bear-breasted Babylonian Fertility Sex Goddess of the Sun who came down and landed in the Eurphrates River and turned a bird into an egg laying rabbit! I don't think the Messiah appreciates us observing Nimrod's wife's resurection. Mainstream Christianity is CRAZY. The Feats of Firstfruits is the celebration of the Messiah's ressurection from the dead. Get it straight and knock off that filthy paganism!
TiborasaurusRex 1 year ago
hey...I liked the easter bunny! D:
StraightUneerie 1 year ago
I reckon some of the people leaving posts for this are getting a little precious. This was funny fucking shit.
thesammyoverseas 1 year ago
Ha u are soo funy proves how good of a person u are. Maby u dont belive in God or in Jesus but at least have some desency and respect other peoples belifs ok thats not funny at all!!
bryanbaez100 1 year ago
this is not funny at all
DeathNest94 1 year ago
lint is something made up by catholics...
newworldboss 1 year ago
The Easter Bunny sounds a lot like Towlie.
caesar7277 1 year ago
hahahah great
Discoveryv2 1 year ago
stupid. nothing about it was funny, and the animation (if it can be called such) was plain bad. i have only basic experience with flash and i can do better than this.
forgottenduelist 1 year ago
Jesus is a fag
CanineFaeces 1 year ago 3
christ.
macmachine88 1 year ago
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tht suxs
unrealbeast455 1 year ago
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Moron...Mormon, whats the difference?
spreadeagle311 1 year ago
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(1(Guttural snap update - Collin Wins - Invader/imitator dies through DAD program loyal to Collin=SO)1) apocalypse Bugs Bunny Program -- SO! "some rabbit tricks" Why the fag script?
DivineNucleus 1 year ago
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...wow, christians steal a pagan holiday and jesus threatens the Easter Bunny. It was HIS frickin' day first!
TimeKaiser 1 year ago
Dumbest video everrrrrr.
msvaughn 1 year ago 60
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he got his head blowed of
Tiffany69ify 1 year ago
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Fuck this shows 2 thing that aint real LOL good show men ship
crazymarine1991 1 year ago
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I'm mormon. Not a moron. :)
pinkchellybeans 1 year ago
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Don't care for bunnies or chocolate or Jesus... but the end made me a little sad. Fu@k!ng Santa!
jereamygrayrose 1 year ago
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NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO
RLP1972 1 year ago
easter is the pagan godess and santa clause is satan.lent is the weeping for tammuz..nothing has to do with the resurrection of christ
777PMTZ 1 year ago
don't you love how some people will find any excuse to have a good rant with whoever will listen!
lol, those crazy christians.... they'll get ya!
noregrets92 1 year ago
@shadowant78 you are a sad person........arkay001001 is right God gave man free. Also this is kinda funny shadowant78 you say you respect god? Then why do you 1. Swear 2.Telling people that if they dont belive in GOD they can go and fuck their selfs......if you ask me those word you said = Dont respect god so why do you tell others to do so? Fucking idiot Be smarter before acting!.
Andreduffy 1 year ago
believe or dont believe. Its not up to me or anyone else to tell you what to think. I believe in God. It doesnt mean im gonna try to force it on people.
Skulatore7 1 year ago
God is a matter of opinion, so fuck anyone who wants to force their beliefs on others and fuck you shadowant.
Fadedpoetry123 1 year ago
have fun burning in hell....
iamborghini1 1 year ago
@shadowant78...Go to hell...get a life you moron!
shecat69 1 year ago
WHHAHHYYYY WHYYWHYY!?!?
invaderpink 1 year ago
fuck atiests you all are those fucking people who dont respect god
shadowant78 1 year ago
@shadowant78 one word. "Bible BANGER".
God gave man free will to believe in whoever the individual wants, you have no right to judge people who fail to believe in what 'you' do. I hate people like you who sling gods word around and act like your a 'holier than you' person.
Get,
Some,
Friends.
arkay001001 1 year ago
@arkay001001 not to be a dick or even a smartass but bible banger is TWO words
rodmullen64 1 year ago
@JohnnyCmPUNK619WWE
What.
Bluedeanie 1 year ago
I asked Jesus how much he loved me, and you know what he did? Nothing!!
shecat69 1 year ago
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every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
soul86kiev 1 year ago 5
Get a clue you hypocrite morons!
shecat69 2 years ago
i am a true atheist and proud of it! I RULE!!!!!
shecat69 2 years ago
hahah so funny in the beginnin' but the end is bucked up-.-
Crs001 2 years ago
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I am an atheist and Jesus is not Lord he is make believe. Oh, you religous fools! Have fun make believing Jesus is Lord!
shecat69 2 years ago
@shecat69 fuck you u have no right to not belive in Jesus you athiest fuck
shadowant78 2 years ago
@shadowant78 i am an atheist...you have a problem with it, too bad for you...
shecat69 2 years ago
@shadowant78 actually in America you have the right to believe anything you want.
Rorschached 1 year ago 4
@Rorschached AMERICA, FUCK YEAH. COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY
rodmullen64 1 year ago
that is the koolest angel ever....period.
TheCaptainsAuction 2 years ago
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shecat69 2 years ago
Jesus is not Lord. He's make believe.
shecat69 2 years ago
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shecat69 2 years ago
dude is a ture atheist then u cant be the anti christ which is the opsite of jesus meaning that its the son of the devil the opsite of christint is santic so yea btw im atheist too and acuttaly lern about other religons
SirDeathkit 2 years ago
interesting how a silly little video can trigger a discussion between fanatics and people trying to have fun
Koich14 2 years ago
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lorenllbj88 2 years ago
its bad how u guys make stupid things about god with out him u guys who made the video woldnt be hear
TheBacon101 2 years ago
Hahahaha! Take that, you fucking bunny!
Vetuyasha 2 years ago
did you die on the cross for the sins of mankind?
yees
Really?
...maybe....maybe a little...
Schdoosh 2 years ago 3
ok, let me break this down for you ok? Pagenistic beliefs are in all forms of Christianty regardless what you might think or not think so, thanks for uh... Having a lame video that made no, remote sense.
spazmaraz 2 years ago
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JEEZUS FUCKING CHIRST DOES EVERYTHING RELATED TO JESUS HAVE TO HAVE A FLANME WAR WITH RELIGIOUS PEEPS AND ATHEISTS!!!! just get along this is comedy its supposed to make u smile so take a chill pill and fucking smile b4 i take a knife and slit ur throats!! just stop fighting bcuz i am sick and fucking tired of hearing (reading) u go on bitching about opinions and shit no one cares about u shit 4 brains! just shut the fuck up or ill go EXTREME BUGS BUNNY on you u fuckin cunts!
Chiimokosan 2 years ago 8
@Chiimokosan AGREED THEY'RE ALL GAAAY, im mean who cares its a freakin cartoon
rodmullen64 1 year ago
@rodmullen64 lol! ikr. x D
Chiimokosan 1 year ago
fuckin retarded video!!!!!!
charli5657 2 years ago
You know, I never got that.
If Easter is supposed to be zombie-Jesus day then how the hell did a rabbit with eggs come to be the icon for the holiday?
MyTheatre 2 years ago
Its derived from pagan traditions. Eggs and bunnies represent fertility. Pagans celebrate a holiday called Ostara, which is celebrating fertility and the rising of the sun god.
Christmas trees are also a pagan tradition.
taijaxinxwonderland 2 years ago
who knows.
just another way to make money :P
ScrewRikuLoveAxel 2 years ago
I think Easter comes from the name of a God that looks like a rabbit, it represents fertillity, so its a PAGAN-CHRISTIAN holiday, at the end, easter eggs and chocolate bunnies sell lot more that day than crucifixes.
So does X-Mas, Santa Claus did the same as the Easter Bunny, so its also a Pagan-Christian Holiday, poor good ol Geezus, needs some help to promote his birth and resurection...
"Zombie Jesus, hahaha epic a new classic"
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
Jesus should have been on the Christmas scene too!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Jesus is real. What do you think he feels about this video?
greentoesoncrack 2 years ago 2
Probably displeased about Mike. Mike looks like an Alcoholic rather than a Christian.
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Probably laughing about it.
crk416 2 years ago
I bet hes laughing about it.
crk416 2 years ago
I bet hes not saying anything because he doesnt exists. lol.
Religions fight for wich LIE is the most accurate... hilarious...
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
I didn't ask what you believe and i don't care.
crk416 2 years ago
Jesus is not a lie. He's true!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago 65
As true as Indiana Jones. Youre right, HE exists, but he is not real, theyres a difference.
But who cares if jesus exists, the world with or without him sucks, wars everywere, hunger, who needs him anyways... hes not doing shit.
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
You can't say Jesus Exists and say he's not Real.
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
What im trying to say is that the character exists, i mean, Jesus exists and is very well known, so in a Document sort of way it exists, but it is not real, like a movie character, or a comic character, they exist in a way, but theyre not real.
Umm forget it, it wont change a bit about what everyone believes, so, go on with your thougts and ill go on with mines, agree?
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
WHAT?!
You think that Jesus is just a comic character and you think that Jesus is a novel character?
HA! I WISH!
Jesus has done alot for me. Besides, I've seen him as a ghost in my living room. He said: ROWAN, YOU NEED TO GET AN ACT ON YOURSELF.
He rebuked my hatred feelings. Never felt angry since.
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Until Now. Just Kidding.
Ok so you saw Jesus in your room, so what, get an act on yourself!
You should take jesus advice and trully go on, instead of trying to argue with me. Its pontless, wont takes us anywere.
And um... happy easter.
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
Yes. I agree. I don't want to argue with you. I love Jesus because he loves me so much he'd die on the cross for all my sins.
Believe it or not, Jesus loves you too my friend! No point arguing about that fact. Jesus will bring you to your salvation if you accept him as lord.
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have imaginary conversations !!
Lan5in6 2 years ago
@Greenstonetiki
that's what she said
Ooo yea....
Sve567 1 year ago
@Greenstonetiki
Jesus is a lie. He is a made up fictional character no more real than a talking rabbit. The Hebrews didn't even have J in their alphabet.
Nobodyreallyatall 1 year ago
@Nobodyreallyatall You are correct Hebrew did not have a J. But, Jesus was real;, his real name is Caesarian, Julius Caesar's son. Who was betrayed and killed by his half-brother Octavian. Was known as Lamb of GOD, Son of GOD, King of Kings, The Christ, Alpha-Omega etc etc Upon Julius Caesar's death, Julius was titled GOD. Therefore, Julius Caesar was a Living GOD.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@Greenstonetiki - How do you figure? Where are the contemporary texts making reference to him? The earliest reference outside the Bible I've been able to find was some Roman leader about one hundred years later asking who this Jesus was all the Jews were talking about, and that only proves that a potentially mythical entity was being discussed.
Timmybear 1 year ago
@Greenstonetiki I'll tell you what's true, me fuckin' your mom in the ass with a razor dildo.
Polybun 1 year ago
@Greenstonetiki So is the easter bunny!! Jeez
MrDanteaguilar 10 months ago
@Greenstonetiki Believe, or ELSE!!!!!
n987 9 months ago
@n987 halloween
Mrgoodluckandcharm 9 months ago
@Greenstonetiki Prove it.
MrMetalinyourhead 9 months ago
that poor bunny! lol. oh well. =)
alwaysdabored1 2 years ago
At least Jesus was peaceful. Santa's part was awesome!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
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go to your channel and see your comments
JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
(omg I was SHOCKED when I saw my comments)
masksinger101 2 years ago
LOL...
"Maybe... maybe a little..."
Tichondurus 2 years ago
this is a bad video because santa shot the easter bunny when he shot him their was lots of bleeding first think of a rate before you post a video
geovanoman 2 years ago
Cartoons with Blood are awesome!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Such a wise comment... very true...
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
Amen!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Its not a bad video cuz of the blood, in fact, its a bunny, rabbits are mammals, mammals have blood in their veins... what did you expected to splash, mud?
ST4LLI0N 2 years ago
hahaha the bunny sounds like towlie on southpark
GreaterMoron 2 years ago
thats wat i said xD
rockerchick2234 2 years ago
It's sad really, can't all of these fictional characters just get along?
proflolsworthy 2 years ago
Jesus Looks Pissed!!
drtgreatwhites 2 years ago
I agree! Jesus was peaceful too! I love Jesus!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Sorry, meant to do those as replies. The cookie one going to YukiHima101 and the other going to balrog13571.
AlphaLinkX 2 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkk
mahoose6 2 years ago
Wtf lol!
rotjesenmatjes 2 years ago
Technically Santa's stealing Jesus's holiday too. But yeah this is hilarious!
balrog13571 2 years ago
-TECHNICALLY- speaking, Santa isn't stealing Jesus' holiday, as Pope Julius I moved it to December 25th, in an attempt to make non-believers into believers.
In fact, December 2 5th was a Pagan holiday.
So, technically, Stanta's stealing a Pagan holiday. But as long as it's not infringing on Christian rights, it's obviously all okay, right?
And yes, agreed, it IS hilarious. Jesus won't get his hands dirty so he gets hired help.
It feels Godfather-esque to me. Rofl!
AlphaLinkX 2 years ago
Yeah that's true. Just saying today we see waaaaaaaay more Santa than Jesus in malls and t.v etc.
balrog13571 2 years ago
Good comment.
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smatt2525 2 years ago
Ha ha ha!!! Easter Bunny: Are you gonna hurt me? Jesus: No, but my followers will. And they'll do it in MY name. lol
pupdon 2 years ago
HAHA lol all the religious commenters are not liking this video . LOL i think its hilarious look at what they are saying lol. They take religion so seriously. GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE RELIGIONS DO.
ItzNotJacked 2 years ago
YOU CHRISTIANS don't even take your beliefs seriously, you mix your so-called holy days with cartoons, christmas with santaclaus and easter with bunnies what the fuck is that shit? No wonder you were unable to convert me to your twisted religion ever in my life, cause you are all a big joke understand? all you fundies can kiss my ass .
slimisgreat 2 years ago
Please do not be raist/religion disrespectful. Its not nice.:(
BlahBlahELEPHANT 2 years ago
big deal, i cursed you i didn't kill you. i think i'll be forgiven. insulted you, yes i have no respect for someone like you. never claimed to be moral, i'm a sinner just like you. just some of us sin more than others. big deal i cuss when i'm mad. like you don't. as far as being with Jesus, who are you to say, you're not God. If Jesus forgave a murderer, he can forgive me for some swear words.
cloneprotector 2 years ago
not funny
YamelaElder 2 years ago 6
not funny
zshadow4 2 years ago 6
This is not evenly remotely close to being funny.
Good job cloneprotector.
Noodlezz11473 2 years ago
It's your birthday! Lol
Elsweenos 2 years ago
LMFAO
RainbowPagon1982 2 years ago
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cloneprotector 2 years ago
You make me laugh. I bet Jesus talked like back in the day. Can you imagine? Look god is good, eh and he wants you to be good. And if you're not he's gonna come down and bash your fucking skull in, amen.
joecaucasian84 2 years ago
u got that from family guy lol
121Ginger121 2 years ago
glade you got a chuckle out of it ! the're just words. yes God is good.God is not gonna come down and bash my fucking skull in for it, as you put it .espeacially for defending Jesus. sometimes you have to use that language, for certain people only understand it. GOD is all forgiving!!!!
cloneprotector 2 years ago
First of all, we don't believe there is a hell.
Second, we do not make fun of your lord, we make fun of you idiots.
Third, we are not chimpanzees no, we descended from them, that's what evolution is. Over time we developed a more advanced way of thinking and grew less hair on our body therefore eliminating the possibility that we eat ticks, bugs and shit.
Fourth, one of the biggest reasons I hate on religion is because you are all a bunch of homophobes using religion as an excuse.
Choo69 2 years ago
exactly! thanks for being human :)
Theo142dwyer241 2 years ago
Your talking about an extreme minority of the christian faith. I personally don't deny evolution, and am perfectly fine with gay people.
And you are being idiotic for making fun of other people for their own personal faith. Nothing can be proven or disproven when looking at god, it's all faith.
squeak616 2 years ago
Sorry if I offended you but I was talking from personal experience. I never said I made fun of people for their own personal faith but i do tend to mock those who use this faith for a reason to... attack. Kill, torture and whatever. The Taliban is a perfect example. What I'm saying is I do not make fun of the faith but rather the people that exploit it.
I'm sorry for not being clear.
Choo69 2 years ago
i'm not a homophobe and i have a religion.
YukiHima101 2 years ago
And I'm glad for that.
Choo69 2 years ago
That should be your car's bumpersticker.
poolerboy0077 2 years ago
Yay you?
Do you want a cookie?
You're...random...
AlphaLinkX 2 years ago
Not a very Christian thing to say now was it? Do you pray to Jesus with that mouth? I think even Jesus would slap you across you the mouth for that. Now go beg for his forgiveness for being such a prick.
eeskatyel1 2 years ago
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And evry were he might hit!
ieatiron 2 years ago
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friik100 2 years ago