His opening would have been funnier had I not heard it from another comedian about 10 years ago.Granted it was a small stand-up act in Las Vegas but I nearly shit myself when he said it.Sort of a "had to be there moment" but this old, fat, bald guy was sitting with his arms crossed barely laughing at any of these fuckin' funny jokes...so finally the comedian asks..."Are you having a good time?" "...yeah.." "Well, why don't you tell your fucking face that!!" I just about lost it. Had to be there?
@jtailford1 i totally agree. i live in england too but i love watching the comedy roasts and jeff ross is the roast king, it wouldnt be the same without him. i wish he was on tv over here.
Jeff Ross is always the best on all the CC Roasts I've seen, such an under-rated comedian. He should be more popular over here in England but nobody has really heard of him, it's a shame because I think he could be huge over here.
Hahaha, this guy is really fucking funny. I have laughed good at the few roasts I have seen him do so far :) Trump looks really silly throughout the whole thing though, with the same facial expression all the time!
I'm shocked Trump went along with being roasted. He is an incredible douchebag, and even when he's trying to smile, it's so forced. This is DEFINATELY something his publicist advised him to go along with. A desperate ploy to "humanize" this turd.
to the guy who said donald trump has debt, then you must be the stupidiest person around..he's worth 2.7 billions of dollars and he never went bankrupt ..there is a difference between someone going bankrupt and his coorporation going bankrupt.....stupid americans
@maclieberman She probably would have been in a better mood if she was prepared for what everyone would say about her and Donald. Jeff was the last roaster so she just endured a lot of humiliation and as someone who isn't in the spotlight, who isn't used to being called out, of course she was gonna look a little scared or angry if she was called out.
@flexor212000 It's mirrored so Comedy Central won't claim copyright and have the video taken down. If it was put up the normal way, this video probably wouldn't be up now.
Trump is an asshole. He's got a personal debt of 900 million $US and every business he build/ran went bankcrupt, some even before they actually started. He fucked people over and wasted other peoples money. And they massage his ego even further instead of bashing him. Wtf.
@TheDolfan2010 I know you may think i'm thick but i'm not sure i get it. Is this a reference to the chicken that fights peter in family guy or am i missing some other cultural reference? :D
@TheLydianRocks The Ipod game Angry Birds... if you haven't played it it definitely isn't as funny being explained... but, the object is to use a slingshot to throw birds at these hideous pig things, trying to kill them... so he was saying he looked like one of those pigs.
LMAOOO
EVERY fucking line was hilarious....!
Ur0pinionDoesntCount 2 days ago
Laughing at Gary Coleman's (or anyone's) death . . . horrible. Doubt anyone here agrees but couldn't watch this and leave it unsaid.
macdaddylorenzo 2 days ago
Angry Birds from Finland, yay! \o/
FemmeBaer 3 days ago
3:15 - Who?
novovo 2 weeks ago
His opening would have been funnier had I not heard it from another comedian about 10 years ago.Granted it was a small stand-up act in Las Vegas but I nearly shit myself when he said it.Sort of a "had to be there moment" but this old, fat, bald guy was sitting with his arms crossed barely laughing at any of these fuckin' funny jokes...so finally the comedian asks..."Are you having a good time?" "...yeah.." "Well, why don't you tell your fucking face that!!" I just about lost it. Had to be there?
NedSCUBAyah 2 weeks ago
We're all looking forward to the cancellation.
deadcrowes19 2 weeks ago
@deadcrowes19 I know!! Thumbs up if you're looking forward to the cancellation!!!
NedSCUBAyah 2 weeks ago
@jtailford1 i totally agree. i live in england too but i love watching the comedy roasts and jeff ross is the roast king, it wouldnt be the same without him. i wish he was on tv over here.
kflem80 2 weeks ago
The Gary Coleman joke was brilliant. It shows why Jeffrey Ross is still the Roast King
chtv1 2 weeks ago
tell your face @stonaDre
MultiStona 2 weeks ago
Greg Giraldo, roast in peace.
joscarmoren 2 weeks ago 15
JR always Amazing!!!
69Desk 2 weeks ago
he sucked up to him at the end, he didnt mean it all.
sportsco 2 weeks ago
giving out rounds of applause left and right
sh0rtaznant 2 weeks ago
hes drunk
bvivian 3 weeks ago
the rihanna joke man ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
solarr1024 3 weeks ago
Jeff Ross is always the best on all the CC Roasts I've seen, such an under-rated comedian. He should be more popular over here in England but nobody has really heard of him, it's a shame because I think he could be huge over here.
jtailford1 3 weeks ago
the more i see that dude that made family guy the more he pisses me off
Marsdevilsvolta 4 weeks ago
RIP Greg giraldo
111lightbulb 4 weeks ago 32
He killed it at we both fantasize about your daughter.
theFforlife 4 weeks ago
I don't get Seth... Jeff Ross isn't that fat...
BluPantaloni 1 month ago
rip greg giraldo
faisalfushi 1 month ago
and he will always be the clown of menie
mikee1107 1 month ago
good god he's fucking awesome!
WalleWildberrie 1 month ago
@zomgpunkins1 *Then fuck her.
santis20 1 month ago
Greg Giraldo Roast in Peace!!
legitstik2 1 month ago
danny devito should be roasted next
mickymacky02 1 month ago 3
@mickymacky02 one hell of a suggestion my friend.
tramballe12 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
rip greg giraldo
mickymacky02 1 month ago
I wanna see the Roast of Wayne Brady! Comedy Central make it happen.
IVIadCowDisease2 1 month ago
Hahaha, this guy is really fucking funny. I have laughed good at the few roasts I have seen him do so far :) Trump looks really silly throughout the whole thing though, with the same facial expression all the time!
Metaltherebel92 1 month ago
i hope thats just a sneaky way of deporting you
DanaMateluna 1 month ago
I love it when the 2 Top Comments are addressing each other : )...
DonRMB 1 month ago
5:56 LoL!!
Jonbino 1 month ago
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Jonbino 1 month ago
hahaha hella funny!!!
SlateRoccah 1 month ago
LMFAO !!! U ROCK JEFF ROSS !!!!
diezul08 1 month ago
ross's awsome, he's hilarious in every roast he does
greg giraldo roast in peace
chiraine1 1 month ago
holy hell ! jeff rose is my new favorite comedian
hardeeerock 1 month ago
LOL love Seth's joke at the beginning. Both a fat joke and advertising angry birds
SteveJawbs 1 month ago
fucking funniest at donald trump going "not bad" lol
jsbeard18 1 month ago
yo thats takin it to far about gary coleman
1313fidel 1 month ago
I like this guy lmao
neptuniumforest 1 month ago
this guy is hilarious
farhanking7861 1 month ago
the situation's standup was horrible. felt stupid watching it
Mrvinnyjoe 1 month ago
People need to stop ruining these roast by fucking censoring them!
Algonquin81 1 month ago
Jeff Ross what a roaster.
MeestaBojangles 2 months ago
@zomgpunkins1 nice one :D
MrZlatanibrakadabra 2 months ago
He is the best roaster !!
venkatguitar 2 months ago
I hardly recognized Ivanka
orton220 2 months ago
Some say your the next Greg Giraldo lets hope so. haha
stocker104 2 months ago
Are you having a good time? Yes. Well can you tell your face that! Hahaha
thisshitisbananas11 2 months ago
The porn name and what a cunt joke killed it
BluPantaloni 2 months ago 4
Trump one lame pathetic human being such a arrogant naive self centered pos reminds me of half the people living now a days ..
Viper6454 3 months ago
I'm shocked Trump went along with being roasted. He is an incredible douchebag, and even when he's trying to smile, it's so forced. This is DEFINATELY something his publicist advised him to go along with. A desperate ploy to "humanize" this turd.
73dodge 3 months ago 4
He was Joking about that Joke bout situation dude I hope filmin jersey shore in italy is sneak way of deporting tha bustard
brooklynchild66 3 months ago
Too soon?
Devestato72 3 months ago
jeff killed it!
blarnburns1 3 months ago
some of you may have recognized her by her porn name Whitney Cummings
stocker104 3 months ago 14
Ross looks so comfortable up there...he is defiently one of the best comedians right now
maclieberman 3 months ago 2
Ivanka: boing-oing-oing-oing! o_O
Ivanka Trump is sexy! but maybe its just me but when they showed her here, she seemed like she can be a cunt
maclieberman 3 months ago
i dont get the joke when he said "Whitney Cummings is here..some of u may recognize her from her porn name Whitney Cummings"......i dont get it lol
maclieberman 3 months ago
@maclieberman cause her name already sounds like a porno name, whitney CUMmings
ChiTownBullz 3 months ago
lol gary coleman joke was messd up
7318096 3 months ago
"Not bad" LMAO
EndLessReDeMpTion 3 months ago
OOOHHH MYY GOOODDD!!! "Are you hear to sign Marlee Matlin to Def comedy Jam?"
Ross is king.
witt19800 3 months ago
to the guy who said donald trump has debt, then you must be the stupidiest person around..he's worth 2.7 billions of dollars and he never went bankrupt ..there is a difference between someone going bankrupt and his coorporation going bankrupt.....stupid americans
hervefranky 3 months ago
@betaporn4blackmen the first joke is about his hair
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ginofrater 3 months ago
Ok who is that at 5:35 cause she is fuking INSANEly HOT!
chanman900 4 months ago
@chanman900 Donald trumps wife haha.
Ybanez893 4 months ago
@chanman900 Thats Donald wife,
Soul7Patrol 3 months ago
OK who the fuk is that at 3:21 SHE IS STUNNING!
chanman900 4 months ago 64
I recognize her
ShredableGuitar 3 months ago
@chanman900 I have benn asking the same question in a different site ... do you got the answer yet?
mejiadav 3 months ago
@mejiadav
yes please! i still dont know her full name!. Btw do you know both chicks??
chanman900 3 months ago
@chanman900 I only know the one at 5:35, she is Melania Trump, Donald's wife, but his daughter is way hotter
mejiadav 3 months ago
@mejiadav who is that girl you find out?
blink7777777 1 month ago
@chanman900 Holy shit!! Thx for pointing that out lol ... U get an answer yet? haha
flasha8lebr8r11 3 months ago
@flasha8lebr8r11
not yet bro :/
chanman900 3 months ago
@chanman900 she aint all that
ChiTownBullz 3 months ago 67
@ChiTownBullz she looke retarded
ancientstaffpub 2 months ago
@ChiTownBullz she honestly looked retarded
ancientstaffpub 1 month ago
@chanman900 meh.
pzcato 3 months ago
@chanman900 but youre not...bbbbbbahahahahaoaohoahhaohoahhoahoahaohaoha
blindedby2monkeys 3 months ago
@chanman900 i think natalie portman
BedHeadRedemption 2 months ago
@chanman900 trumps daughter is way hotter
schapadap 2 months ago
@chanman900 she also has an adams apple dude
barky87 2 months ago
@chanman900 she's beautiful aint she?
touchinpod0 2 months ago
@chanman900 That is audience member # 69
Schwarze999 2 months ago 3
@chanman900 that's Freddy Foreskin's wife
stocker104 2 months ago
@chanman900 Ivanka Trump is STUNNING
TheRightThinker 1 month ago
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@chanman900 who is that girl ?
blink7777777 1 month ago
@chanman900 its Donald Trump's daughter
MrSeagull16 1 month ago
@MrSeagull16 way better from the side
dsleeperhold 1 month ago
@chanman900 I have no idea, but she might look familiar.
Nickidewbear 1 month ago
@chanman900 That might be Ivana Trump Kushner.
Nickidewbear 1 month ago
Differnt strokes joke!!! Lol and trumps daughter is so hot! Whts her name again? It sounded like jeff said vodka... That would be a awesome name
pigboy360 4 months ago
As usual Jeff Ross kills it. They need to have this guy be a staple for these things, him and Seth.
s5b678 4 months ago
Trump is stale.
ahmadhamad 4 months ago
Uhh that fantasizing about his daughter joke was kinda awkward, but yeah Ross kicked serious tail in this one.
ElegeantFencer 4 months ago
Ross always kills
afro20man 4 months ago
That Different Strokes bit....DAMN!!!!!!
lumkiletyesi 4 months ago
@lumkiletyesi yeah a lil too soon
BluesSkillz 4 months ago
im looking for the cancellintaion
MrWatchmen759 4 months ago
i dont get the gary coleman joke
johnstark9 4 months ago
@johnstark9 the show he starred in was called different strokes
Ilzaza2 4 months ago
Lol rihannas joke..
azngil 4 months ago
looks like cut down to 4:3 just to blow it up to 16:9 again after.
Sleepynator 4 months ago
rihanna joke was dirty im probably going to hell for laughing at it
younginspiration1 4 months ago
@maclieberman She probably would have been in a better mood if she was prepared for what everyone would say about her and Donald. Jeff was the last roaster so she just endured a lot of humiliation and as someone who isn't in the spotlight, who isn't used to being called out, of course she was gonna look a little scared or angry if she was called out.
everenferno 4 months ago
Why is everything reversed
flexor212000 4 months ago
@flexor212000 It's mirrored so Comedy Central won't claim copyright and have the video taken down. If it was put up the normal way, this video probably wouldn't be up now.
Ronarch2671 4 months ago in playlist The roast of Donald Trump
Ivanka Trump is sexy as hell but the way she acts there, she seems like she can be a cunt too
maclieberman 4 months ago in playlist Comedy Central Roast
its awesome...Jeff Ross can even make Snoop Dogg crack up...the mans jokes and delivery is so great.
maclieberman 4 months ago in playlist Comedy Central Roast
What the fuck is that douchebag from Jersey Shore doing on a comedy show? Is that a sick joke? Even Anthony Jeselnik thinks it's nasty.
hockey6467 4 months ago
great roast AND i like how he ended it too!
maclieberman 4 months ago
4:46 .....Trumps daughter?! boing-oing-oing! 0_0
maclieberman 4 months ago
Jeff Ross and Snoop both owned this roast....Ross is hilarious lmao
maclieberman 4 months ago
Am i the only one who sees the similarities with everyone's roasts?
thenamelesscrow 4 months ago
jeffrey ross is the best roaster around.sheen,hoofs and trumps roasts are funny as fuck with ross
blakecarrington1000 4 months ago
give jeff ross some love...only reason why roasts are still funny after the passing of greg giraldo
mau5krillex 4 months ago in playlist Comedy Central Roast
Seth is on a roll, 3rd time as Roast Host.
DSWrath 4 months ago
3:39 xD
jwdogg1551 4 months ago
These Lisa vagina jokes are getting so OLD.
cawimmer430 4 months ago
@mr400ism Truth hurst, eh? Can't handle arguments like a grown ass man, can you?
smek2 4 months ago
@smek2
Yes, the truth does "hurst".
Deathfog99 4 months ago
Trump is an asshole. He's got a personal debt of 900 million $US and every business he build/ran went bankcrupt, some even before they actually started. He fucked people over and wasted other peoples money. And they massage his ego even further instead of bashing him. Wtf.
smek2 4 months ago 33
@smek2 Shut up.
FlasKamel 3 months ago
@smek2 It's business, prick
spotify80 3 months ago
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please some1 tell me who is that girl 3:20-3:22
is she famous?
ADILTOTTI 4 months ago
@Thehwchampionotw The green pigs in Angry Birds that you kill by slinging an angry bird at them.
TheDolfan2010 4 months ago
I recon it shows true sense of humour, when they are delivering the punchline and u can hear them laugh as they are talking.
KracBlayn 4 months ago
The Charlie sheen roast was awesome... We all agree except this Dick face
TheSway86 4 months ago
cacophonyize or is it cock o funny eyes ... Take your head out of your ass and enjoy the fuckin show...
TheSway86 4 months ago
larry king is such a cool guy.
matthewjamal 4 months ago
6:26
RileySkye100 5 months ago
1:36 what a cutie =)
Conspiracyknowledge 5 months ago
@Kalosjuice - Thank you brother! Much appreciated!
NYG1991 5 months ago
Greg Giraldo = Best Roaster Ever!!!!!!!
mickaheno10 5 months ago 8
Ross is amazing! He was the best on the Charlie Sheen roast!
KINGofWORLDmj 5 months ago
Ross is a pro
jamchew1982 5 months ago
I would hit Ivanka Trumpso hard the next person to pull me out, would be crowned King of England.
Dcodexlol 5 months ago 5
@Dcodexlol lol nice
RobTzu 3 months ago
THAT'S how you roast
theballer04 5 months ago
imagine if Richard Pryor was still alive and he was on the roast...
lawnprinter300 5 months ago
Seth's angry birds joke is one of the most underrated in roast history... that was great.
TheDolfan2010 5 months ago 69
@TheDolfan2010 i didn't get the angry bird joke =(
kessler003 5 months ago
@kessler003 he's a PIG!
xyrxes1 5 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 please explain that one to me....i honestly dont wanna miss it
Conspiracyknowledge 5 months ago
@Conspiracyknowledge The green pigs that you try to kill in angry birds.
TheDolfan2010 5 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 i honestly had to google it. well worth it.
thanks for the info
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wavegamecrazy 5 months ago
@wavegamecrazy He's saying Jeff Ross is a fat pig, I think.
Mr69Buttcheeks 5 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 I didn't get the angry bird joke..what does this mean
spareld 4 months ago
@spareld Angry birds is a video game where you shoot birds to knock over fat green blobs
jackbenimble7 4 months ago
@jackbenimble7 oh thank you
spareld 4 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 Excuse me but I'm French and I love this show but I didn't get that joke. Could you explain it to me real quick please ? thanks
Alltimeboxing 4 months ago in playlist Alltimeboxing's Favorited Videos
@TheDolfan2010 One of the most underrated jokers? The joke was shit and also not funny..
ashbeshtosh 4 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 Really? Is the first 30 seconds of this video the only thing you've ever seen of a roast?
akshonman 4 months ago
@TheDolfan2010
It was a great joke
jorditollie 4 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 I know you may think i'm thick but i'm not sure i get it. Is this a reference to the chicken that fights peter in family guy or am i missing some other cultural reference? :D
TheLydianRocks 4 months ago
@TheLydianRocks The Ipod game Angry Birds... if you haven't played it it definitely isn't as funny being explained... but, the object is to use a slingshot to throw birds at these hideous pig things, trying to kill them... so he was saying he looked like one of those pigs.
TheDolfan2010 4 months ago
@TheDolfan2010 Lisa Lampenelli did get it :P, could you hear her laugh XD! that was a hilarious joke
ronaldinhoakka3000 4 months ago
Trump is a friggin moron...
unclefuckr84 5 months ago
When did they roast Donald Trump? If someone could tell me, I would appreciate it! Thanks!!
NYG1991 5 months ago
@NYG1991 march 2011. not sure which date
KalosJuice 5 months ago
@KalosJuice - Thanks, dude! Appreciated much!
NYG1991 3 months ago
@HashSmokerDude420 Marlee Matlin
chitownref 5 months ago
i hope that's a sneaky of deporting you, lmao. best joke
syddiallo 5 months ago 4
the Rihanna joke was the hardest
Alltimeboxing 5 months ago 3
Charlie Sheen Roast tonight!
TheSway86 5 months ago 13
@TheSway86 was fuckin awesome.
easilyamusedcinema 5 months ago
@TheSway86 That was a funny roast man..
In Amsterdam it was yesterday night...
beest08041980 4 months ago