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  • LMAOOO

    EVERY fucking line was hilarious....!

  • Laughing at Gary Coleman's (or anyone's) death . . . horrible. Doubt anyone here agrees but couldn't watch this and leave it unsaid.

  • Angry Birds from Finland, yay! \o/

  • 3:15 - Who?

  • His opening would have been funnier had I not heard it from another comedian about 10 years ago.Granted it was a small stand-up act in Las Vegas but I nearly shit myself when he said it.Sort of a "had to be there moment" but this old, fat, bald guy was sitting with his arms crossed barely laughing at any of these fuckin' funny jokes...so finally the comedian asks..."Are you having a good time?" "...yeah.." "Well, why don't you tell your fucking face that!!" I just about lost it. Had to be there?

  • We're all looking forward to the cancellation.

  • @deadcrowes19 I know!! Thumbs up if you're looking forward to the cancellation!!!

  • @jtailford1 i totally agree. i live in england too but i love watching the comedy roasts and jeff ross is the roast king, it wouldnt be the same without him. i wish he was on tv over here.

  • The Gary Coleman joke was brilliant. It shows why Jeffrey Ross is still the Roast King

  • tell your face @stonaDre

  • Greg Giraldo, roast in peace.

  • JR always Amazing!!!

  • he sucked up to him at the end, he didnt mean it all.

  • giving out rounds of applause left and right

  • hes drunk

  • the rihanna joke man ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Jeff Ross is always the best on all the CC Roasts I've seen, such an under-rated comedian. He should be more popular over here in England but nobody has really heard of him, it's a shame because I think he could be huge over here.

  • the more i see that dude that made family guy the more he pisses me off

  • RIP Greg giraldo

  • He killed it at we both fantasize about your daughter.

  • I don't get Seth... Jeff Ross isn't that fat...

  • rip greg giraldo

  • and he will always be the clown of menie

  • good god he's fucking awesome!

  • @zomgpunkins1 *Then fuck her.

  • Greg Giraldo Roast in Peace!!

  • danny devito should be roasted next

  • @mickymacky02 one hell of a suggestion my friend.

  • rip greg giraldo

  • I wanna see the Roast of Wayne Brady! Comedy Central make it happen.

  • Hahaha, this guy is really fucking funny. I have laughed good at the few roasts I have seen him do so far :) Trump looks really silly throughout the whole thing though, with the same facial expression all the time!

  • i hope thats just a sneaky way of deporting you

  • I love it when the 2 Top Comments are addressing each other : )...

  • 5:56 LoL!!

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  • hahaha hella funny!!!

  • LMFAO !!! U ROCK JEFF ROSS !!!!

  • ross's awsome, he's hilarious in every roast he does

    greg giraldo roast in peace

  • holy hell ! jeff rose is my new favorite comedian

  • LOL love Seth's joke at the beginning. Both a fat joke and advertising angry birds

  • fucking funniest at donald trump going "not bad" lol

  • yo thats takin it to far about gary coleman

  • I like this guy lmao

  • this guy is hilarious

  • the situation's standup was horrible. felt stupid watching it 

  • People need to stop ruining these roast by fucking censoring them!

  • Jeff Ross what a roaster.

  • @zomgpunkins1  nice one :D

  • He is the best roaster !!

  • I hardly recognized Ivanka

  • Some say your the next Greg Giraldo lets hope so. haha

  • Are you having a good time? Yes. Well can you tell your face that! Hahaha

  • The porn name and what a cunt joke killed it

  • Trump one lame pathetic human being such a arrogant naive self centered pos reminds me of half the people living now a days ..

  • I'm shocked Trump went along with being roasted. He is an incredible douchebag, and even when he's trying to smile, it's so forced. This is DEFINATELY something his publicist advised him to go along with. A desperate ploy to "humanize" this turd.

  • He was Joking about that Joke bout situation dude I hope filmin jersey shore in italy is sneak way of deporting tha bustard

  • Too soon?

  • jeff killed it!

  • some of you may have recognized her by her porn name Whitney Cummings

  • Ross looks so comfortable up there...he is defiently one of the best comedians right now

  • Ivanka: boing-oing-oing-oing! o_O

    Ivanka Trump is sexy! but maybe its just me but when they showed her here, she seemed like she can be a cunt

  • i dont get the joke when he said "Whitney Cummings is here..some of u may recognize her from her porn name Whitney Cummings"......i dont get it lol

  • @maclieberman cause her name already sounds like a porno name, whitney CUMmings

  • lol gary coleman joke was messd up

  • "Not bad" LMAO

  • OOOHHH MYY GOOODDD!!! "Are you hear to sign Marlee Matlin to Def comedy Jam?"

    Ross is king.

  • to the guy who said donald trump has debt, then you must be the stupidiest person around..he's worth 2.7 billions of dollars and he never went bankrupt ..there is a difference between someone going bankrupt and his coorporation going bankrupt.....stupid americans

  • @betaporn4blackmen the first joke is about his hair

  • Ok who is that at 5:35 cause she is fuking INSANEly HOT!

  • @chanman900 Donald trumps wife haha.

  • @chanman900 Thats Donald wife,

  • OK who the fuk is that at 3:21 SHE IS STUNNING!

  • I recognize her

  • @chanman900 I have benn asking the same question in a different site ... do you got the answer yet?

  • @mejiadav

    yes please! i still dont know her full name!. Btw do you know both chicks??

  • @chanman900 I only know the one at 5:35, she is Melania Trump, Donald's wife, but his daughter is way hotter

  • @mejiadav who is that girl you find out?

  • @chanman900 Holy shit!! Thx for pointing that out lol ... U get an answer yet? haha

  • @flasha8lebr8r11

    not yet bro :/

  • @chanman900 she aint all that

  • @ChiTownBullz she looke retarded 

  • @ChiTownBullz she honestly looked retarded

  • @chanman900 meh.

  • @chanman900 but youre not...bbbbbbahahahahaoaohoahha­ohoahhoahoahaohaoha

  • @chanman900 i think natalie portman

  • @chanman900 trumps daughter is way hotter

  • @chanman900 she also has an adams apple dude

  • @chanman900 she's beautiful aint she?

  • @chanman900 That is audience member # 69

  • @chanman900 that's Freddy Foreskin's wife

  • @chanman900 Ivanka Trump is STUNNING

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  • @chanman900 its Donald Trump's daughter

  • @MrSeagull16 way better from the side

  • @chanman900 I have no idea, but she might look familiar.

  • @chanman900 That might be Ivana Trump Kushner.

  • Differnt strokes joke!!! Lol and trumps daughter is so hot! Whts her name again? It sounded like jeff said vodka... That would be a awesome name

  • As usual Jeff Ross kills it. They need to have this guy be a staple for these things, him and Seth. 

  • Trump is stale.

  • Uhh that fantasizing about his daughter joke was kinda awkward, but yeah Ross kicked serious tail in this one.

  • Ross always kills

  • That Different Strokes bit....DAMN!!!!!!

  • @lumkiletyesi yeah a lil too soon

  • im looking for the cancellintaion

  • i dont get the gary coleman joke

  • @johnstark9 the show he starred in was called different strokes

  • Lol rihannas joke..

  • looks like cut down to 4:3 just to blow it up to 16:9 again after.

  • rihanna joke was dirty im probably going to hell for laughing at it

  • @maclieberman She probably would have been in a better mood if she was prepared for what everyone would say about her and Donald. Jeff was the last roaster so she just endured a lot of humiliation and as someone who isn't in the spotlight, who isn't used to being called out, of course she was gonna look a little scared or angry if she was called out.

  • Why is everything reversed

  • @flexor212000 It's mirrored so Comedy Central won't claim copyright and have the video taken down. If it was put up the normal way, this video probably wouldn't be up now.

  • Ivanka Trump is sexy as hell but the way she acts there, she seems like she can be a cunt too

  • its awesome...Jeff Ross can even make Snoop Dogg crack up...the mans jokes and delivery is so great.

  • What the fuck is that douchebag from Jersey Shore doing on a comedy show? Is that a sick joke? Even Anthony Jeselnik thinks it's nasty.

  • great roast AND i like how he ended it too!

  • 4:46 .....Trumps daughter?! boing-oing-oing! 0_0

  • Jeff Ross and Snoop both owned this roast....Ross is hilarious lmao

  • Am i the only one who sees the similarities with everyone's roasts?

  • jeffrey ross is the best roaster around.sheen,hoofs and trumps roasts are funny as fuck with ross

  • give jeff ross some love...only reason why roasts are still funny after the passing of greg giraldo

  • Seth is on a roll, 3rd time as Roast Host.

  • 3:39 xD

  • These Lisa vagina jokes are getting so OLD.

  • @mr400ism Truth hurst, eh? Can't handle arguments like a grown ass man, can you?

  • @smek2

    Yes, the truth does "hurst".

  • Trump is an asshole. He's got a personal debt of 900 million $US and every business he build/ran went bankcrupt, some even before they actually started. He fucked people over and wasted other peoples money. And they massage his ego even further instead of bashing him. Wtf.

  • @smek2 Shut up.

  • @smek2 It's business, prick

  • @Thehwchampionotw The green pigs in Angry Birds that you kill by slinging an angry bird at them.

  • I recon it shows true sense of humour, when they are delivering the punchline and u can hear them laugh as they are talking.

  • The Charlie sheen roast was awesome... We all agree except this Dick face

  • cacophonyize or is it cock o funny eyes ... Take your head out of your ass and enjoy the fuckin show...

  • larry king is such a cool guy.

  • 6:26

  • 1:36 what a cutie =)

  • @Kalosjuice - Thank you brother! Much appreciated!

  • Greg Giraldo = Best Roaster Ever!!!!!!!

  • Ross is amazing! He was the best on the Charlie Sheen roast!

  • Ross is a pro

  • I would hit Ivanka Trumpso hard the next person to pull me out, would be crowned King of England.

  • @Dcodexlol lol nice

  • THAT'S how you roast

  • imagine if Richard Pryor was still alive and he was on the roast...

  • Seth's angry birds joke is one of the most underrated in roast history... that was great.

  • @TheDolfan2010 i didn't get the angry bird joke =(

  • @kessler003 he's a PIG!

  • @TheDolfan2010 please explain that one to me....i honestly dont wanna miss it 

  • @Conspiracyknowledge The green pigs that you try to kill in angry birds.

  • @TheDolfan2010 i honestly had to google it. well worth it.

    thanks for the info

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  • @wavegamecrazy He's saying Jeff Ross is a fat pig, I think.

  • @TheDolfan2010 I didn't get the angry bird joke..what does this mean

  • @spareld Angry birds is a video game where you shoot birds to knock over fat green blobs

  • @jackbenimble7 oh thank you 

  • @TheDolfan2010 Excuse me but I'm French and I love this show but I didn't get that joke. Could you explain it to me real quick please ? thanks

  • @TheDolfan2010 One of the most underrated jokers? The joke was shit and also not funny..

  • @TheDolfan2010 Really? Is the first 30 seconds of this video the only thing you've ever seen of a roast?

  • @TheDolfan2010

    It was a great joke

  • @TheDolfan2010 I know you may think i'm thick but i'm not sure i get it. Is this a reference to the chicken that fights peter in family guy or am i missing some other cultural reference? :D

  • @TheLydianRocks The Ipod game Angry Birds... if you haven't played it it definitely isn't as funny being explained... but, the object is to use a slingshot to throw birds at these hideous pig things, trying to kill them... so he was saying he looked like one of those pigs.

  • @TheDolfan2010 Lisa Lampenelli did get it :P, could you hear her laugh XD! that was a hilarious joke

  • Trump is a friggin moron...

  • When did they roast Donald Trump? If someone could tell me, I would appreciate it! Thanks!!

  • @NYG1991 march 2011. not sure which date

  • @KalosJuice - Thanks, dude! Appreciated much!

  • @HashSmokerDude420 Marlee Matlin

  • i hope that's a sneaky of deporting you, lmao. best joke

  • the Rihanna joke was the hardest

  • Charlie Sheen Roast tonight!

  • @TheSway86 was fuckin awesome.

  • @TheSway86 That was a funny roast man..

    In Amsterdam it was yesterday night...