A small replica of these gold plates can cure anything from cancer to bankruptcy. You're going to see restoration, you're gon-a see miracles in your life. The price? It's free, absolutely free! " FREE' but that promise of Godly miracles comes with a earthly request. 750 of MY followers ARE turning over all worldly goods for the privilege of joining. I invite you to do the same. Before you give me everything, I feel led to ask you to prove God with a $20 offering."
The Lord said to Jan take all the money you steal & pamper your born again pooches. The fact that there are stupid ass people who still give money to these charlatans is beyond me ! Pink haired angel of the tithing basket JAN CROUCH of TBN rollng her dogs thru Mahttan.. to all you shutins in the bible belt..this crazy tongue speaking bitch is spending your retirement dollars and social security pennies on strollers for her fuckin dogs!!
@Conail23 Like all the people in his time (assuming he existed) calling him a glutton and drunk, having to ask him to explain all his parables cause they didn't make sense? And him getting "ministered" by women and carrying gold and contradicting himself, and breaking the Sabbath law, and then saying he was going to fulfill the law of the OT, then saying he feels like changing it. And then begging if he could skip the crucifixion, and all the misquoted OT prophecies, (endless list ...)
Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) is 'the key'(6,74) to identifying the 666. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the opposite of the Christ, "leader of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) is the "2nd Beast" who "made fire come down from the heavens" with the "destruction of Babylon". And United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell". Very consistent. - Brad Watson, Miami, FL
...jesus makes me gassy...or maybe i'm just possessed by the devil and he's trying to escape through my behind..? i dunno, i guess i need to be saved or somethin'...excuse me, i gotta go # 2...
@stlgtrace ...yeah, as if christianity needs any help from the likes of this hobag for god (by way of middleman and mediator, christ) in cotton candy clothing...LET'S ALL EAT HER HAIR! ATTACK THE CARNIVAL WHORE'S DELICIOUS HEAD OF FLUFFY SUGARY SWEETNESS! nom-nom-nom!... :0)~
The TBN screw balls are designed to separate the sheep from goats. Christ said, "My sheep know My voice...they won't answer to a stranger."
-John 10:5
There is truth to your theory here. One of my favorite parts of the Bible is when Elijah asked Ahab's prophets of Baal if their "god" couldn't answer their requests because he was on the tiolet.
Are you suggesting that goats can't discern between voices? Do you have scientific evidence to support that? Oh wait, who am I kidding? Who needs scientific evidence when you have magical sky fairies?
@luccaskunk ...oooh! magical sky fairies, sounds pretty...is that cool snake from the garden of eden gonna be there (hovering above in the sky..? i do hope so)..? i wanna meet him/her/it - that tricky lil phucko... ~:0)
St Paul's epistles are full of satire and irony. It was his response to the philosophers of the day (Cf. Acts 17 when he is in Athens). Thus, what is our response to the philosophies of our day? Humour breaks down walls.
I appreciate the intellectual approach to this issue, Stiller.
@MoPapparani ...uuuh, not to sound too too stupid, but when's godgonna come out with another book..? is he still on haiatus? did the parting of the red sea really kick his holy butt or what..? god pooped, makes me wanna cry...well, not real tears, but evangelical ones... *sniffle* ... :0(
@dawnsmomster ...i love lamp, it brings light into my otherwise dark world - the sun's too bright and god's just a huge over-achiever with an ego he can't control...must have something to do with free will...or free willy...i have no idea...poo!
I think the name of the school that trains Tele-evangelists is called:
'There's A Sucker Born Every Second' or for short, the TASBES Academy. It's located in Texas I think. Soon they will be expanding to Mississippi and Louisiana. They should advertise their school with the other get-rich-quick schools/academies.
can't wait to see the rest of your thesis laid out in your film. if christians have one way of convincing me that god exists in the face of all of the suffering he allows (imho a good enough reason to question the existence), it's that somehow he has a sense of humour that can explain it all for me in some cosmic way.
i've always found religion to be just like humour; you either get "it" or you don't.
My NIV doesn't say anything about satire. There is a difference between satire and 'coarse joking'. Jesus, Paul and the prophets were full of satire which directly mocked the religious leaders who were full of themselves and/or greedy. Re-read the gospels.
If you can give some examples from scripture about the prophets, Jesus and Peter being jokers that would be great.
Making a joke out of something that should be taken seriously, does not solve the problem, but actually helps it, because when you joke about something then people won't pay it as much attention as they should. This will allow the problem or circumstance to continue, because no one takes it seriously.
I would be happy to give you examples. I wrote a graduate school paper on the use of satire in the bible, comparing it to Romans and Greek modes of literary satire. Email me and I will send you the paper.
I believe that faith that takes itself too seriously runs the risk of becoming fanaticism. Religion needs to be open to constructive criticism.
A faith that can't make fun of itself (especially when our nutjob brothers and sisters make it so easy to do so) is a frightening one. I think it's pretty darn hard to not read the Bible and see how Jesus and the Prophets used satire, irony, hyperbole, etc to make their point.
The day will come when you realize that Jesus Christ is REAL. He died so that you can live. Repent your sins (including this horrible display) and know that you will live forever and avoid being cast into hell. I'll pray for people like you. May God soften your heart.
I am making a video similar to yours for an english project, and I was wondering if you could tell me where you got some of the clips from you movie. The ones you got from tv shows like the simpsons and colbert report. For instance what the episode names were called or even just what season they were in would help me a lot. thanks
How is having a car loan approved miraculous? It's called business.
JeffersonDinedAlone 5 months ago
How is having a car loan approved miraculous? It's called business.
JeffersonDinedAlone 5 months ago
How is having a car loan approved miraculous? It's called business.
JeffersonDinedAlone 5 months ago
she looks like a las vegas street WHORE!!
dying2self2000 8 months ago
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A small replica of these gold plates can cure anything from cancer to bankruptcy. You're going to see restoration, you're gon-a see miracles in your life. The price? It's free, absolutely free! " FREE' but that promise of Godly miracles comes with a earthly request. 750 of MY followers ARE turning over all worldly goods for the privilege of joining. I invite you to do the same. Before you give me everything, I feel led to ask you to prove God with a $20 offering."
onstageagain 1 year ago
this makes children it's great to laugh with jesus!?
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The Lord said to Jan take all the money you steal & pamper your born again pooches. The fact that there are stupid ass people who still give money to these charlatans is beyond me ! Pink haired angel of the tithing basket JAN CROUCH of TBN rollng her dogs thru Mahttan.. to all you shutins in the bible belt..this crazy tongue speaking bitch is spending your retirement dollars and social security pennies on strollers for her fuckin dogs!!
onstageagain 1 year ago
why does Jan have to look so fake with the wigs ? i am thinking that she does it to get our attention so we will tune in and listen to the programs
havepeaceonearth 1 year ago
it just goes to far when it makes fun of Christ Himself.
Conail23 1 year ago
@Conail23 Like all the people in his time (assuming he existed) calling him a glutton and drunk, having to ask him to explain all his parables cause they didn't make sense? And him getting "ministered" by women and carrying gold and contradicting himself, and breaking the Sabbath law, and then saying he was going to fulfill the law of the OT, then saying he feels like changing it. And then begging if he could skip the crucifixion, and all the misquoted OT prophecies, (endless list ...)
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Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) is 'the key'(6,74) to identifying the 666. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the opposite of the Christ, "leader of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) is the "2nd Beast" who "made fire come down from the heavens" with the "destruction of Babylon". And United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell". Very consistent. - Brad Watson, Miami, FL
BradshawWatsonII 1 year ago
Christian television is the best comedy entertainment going!
I've recently created and uploaded a televangelist parody based around The Beatles' Abbey Road album. Check it out at my channel!
synplaty 1 year ago
...jesus makes me gassy...or maybe i'm just possessed by the devil and he's trying to escape through my behind..? i dunno, i guess i need to be saved or somethin'...excuse me, i gotta go # 2...
k66omega 2 years ago
TBN is a black, ugly stye on Christianity! It makes a mockery and laughing stock of it! Jan Crouch is the True Whore of Babylon!
stlgtrace 2 years ago
@stlgtrace ...yeah, as if christianity needs any help from the likes of this hobag for god (by way of middleman and mediator, christ) in cotton candy clothing...LET'S ALL EAT HER HAIR! ATTACK THE CARNIVAL WHORE'S DELICIOUS HEAD OF FLUFFY SUGARY SWEETNESS! nom-nom-nom!... :0)~
k66omega 2 years ago
EXCELLENT point at 2:29.
The TBN screw balls are designed to separate the sheep from goats. Christ said, "My sheep know My voice...they won't answer to a stranger."
-John 10:5
There is truth to your theory here. One of my favorite parts of the Bible is when Elijah asked Ahab's prophets of Baal if their "god" couldn't answer their requests because he was on the tiolet.
- 1 Kings 18:27
But like MoPapparani said, quoting the Bible doesn't mean we're smart - Somebody Else wrote it. LOL
fruitofspirit 2 years ago
Are you suggesting that goats can't discern between voices? Do you have scientific evidence to support that? Oh wait, who am I kidding? Who needs scientific evidence when you have magical sky fairies?
luccaskunk 2 years ago 5
Much like the metaphor of goats, I don't have any "scientific evidence" to support the fact that you're a troll, but...that, too, is pretty obvious.
fruitofspirit 2 years ago
@luccaskunk ...oooh! magical sky fairies, sounds pretty...is that cool snake from the garden of eden gonna be there (hovering above in the sky..? i do hope so)..? i wanna meet him/her/it - that tricky lil phucko... ~:0)
k66omega 2 years ago
St Paul's epistles are full of satire and irony. It was his response to the philosophers of the day (Cf. Acts 17 when he is in Athens). Thus, what is our response to the philosophies of our day? Humour breaks down walls.
I appreciate the intellectual approach to this issue, Stiller.
trainhopper 3 years ago
quoting the bible doesn't make you smart, someone else wrote it, not you
MoPapparani 3 years ago 2
Yeah, and it was more than 2000 years ago, and bull shit. So, it will NOT make you sound smart.
JonO387 3 years ago 3
@JonO387 ...question: when's the bible book signing..? anyone know..? no..? dangit!... *sniffle* ... :0(
k66omega 2 years ago
I'kll sign it or ya.
JonO387 2 years ago
...oh crap! that means i'll have to buy THE BOOK...naw, but thanks for the offer, bro... :0)
k66omega 2 years ago
@MoPapparani ...uuuh, not to sound too too stupid, but when's godgonna come out with another book..? is he still on haiatus? did the parting of the red sea really kick his holy butt or what..? god pooped, makes me wanna cry...well, not real tears, but evangelical ones... *sniffle* ... :0(
k66omega 2 years ago
"I love God." Me too; he's great fodder for satirists!
dawnsmomster 3 years ago 2
@dawnsmomster ...i love lamp, it brings light into my otherwise dark world - the sun's too bright and god's just a huge over-achiever with an ego he can't control...must have something to do with free will...or free willy...i have no idea...poo!
k66omega 2 years ago
Oh, and I totally love the statement made about televangelists showing us what we look like without the Cross. I think that's SPOT ON.
jbstuff 3 years ago
I think the name of the school that trains Tele-evangelists is called:
'There's A Sucker Born Every Second' or for short, the TASBES Academy. It's located in Texas I think. Soon they will be expanding to Mississippi and Louisiana. They should advertise their school with the other get-rich-quick schools/academies.
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
can't wait to see the rest of your thesis laid out in your film. if christians have one way of convincing me that god exists in the face of all of the suffering he allows (imho a good enough reason to question the existence), it's that somehow he has a sense of humour that can explain it all for me in some cosmic way.
i've always found religion to be just like humour; you either get "it" or you don't.
nicknonsense303 3 years ago
Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. Ephesians 5:4
rdamccoy17 3 years ago
My NIV doesn't say anything about satire. There is a difference between satire and 'coarse joking'. Jesus, Paul and the prophets were full of satire which directly mocked the religious leaders who were full of themselves and/or greedy. Re-read the gospels.
MCStiller 3 years ago
If you can give some examples from scripture about the prophets, Jesus and Peter being jokers that would be great.
Making a joke out of something that should be taken seriously, does not solve the problem, but actually helps it, because when you joke about something then people won't pay it as much attention as they should. This will allow the problem or circumstance to continue, because no one takes it seriously.
rdamccoy17 3 years ago
I would be happy to give you examples. I wrote a graduate school paper on the use of satire in the bible, comparing it to Romans and Greek modes of literary satire. Email me and I will send you the paper.
I believe that faith that takes itself too seriously runs the risk of becoming fanaticism. Religion needs to be open to constructive criticism.
MCStiller 3 years ago
A faith that can't make fun of itself (especially when our nutjob brothers and sisters make it so easy to do so) is a frightening one. I think it's pretty darn hard to not read the Bible and see how Jesus and the Prophets used satire, irony, hyperbole, etc to make their point.
jbstuff 3 years ago 2
@jbstuff ...good use of "hyperbole", nice choice of wordage...uuum, zzzzzz....
k66omega 2 years ago
The day will come when you realize that Jesus Christ is REAL. He died so that you can live. Repent your sins (including this horrible display) and know that you will live forever and avoid being cast into hell. I'll pray for people like you. May God soften your heart.
molson421 3 years ago
I sooo want to see this movie!
HysteriaPictures 4 years ago
I am making a video similar to yours for an english project, and I was wondering if you could tell me where you got some of the clips from you movie. The ones you got from tv shows like the simpsons and colbert report. For instance what the episode names were called or even just what season they were in would help me a lot. thanks
koehn2 4 years ago
The God episode is called 'Homer the Heretic' and is on the 'Heaven and Hell' video.
Rearda 4 years ago
Keep up the good mockery! A little more irreverence would be nice!
starhum 4 years ago
Looks awesome!
arnizach 4 years ago
Good luck
mrmody 4 years ago
Nice video!
prqnl 4 years ago
Brilliant! I look forward to seeing the completed project!
RFDIII 4 years ago