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  • and restaurants are now called eating establishments

  • he didn`t die and he didn`t even pas-away ;-) he is here still making us laf ;-)

  • George Carlin rocks. It really, REALLY sucks that he died.

  • A bit hyperbolic...

  • And now mobile homes have become "manufactured homes." D:

  • it is defintely time to give political correctness the flick!

  • he should've put 100 bars of soap in his mouth

  • godamn mormons

  • he shouldve put 100 bars of soap in your ass

  • fuck, he is so right.

  • yer 3:51!!???

  • this version is censored!! going against everything CARLING FOUGHT FOR!! fuker!

  • No it's not..

  • I've come across a couple of people who've said that "you can't disagree with him". Why not? That makes you no better than the people he's talking about. A truly open mind would think for themselves and almost definitely not agree 100%. For example, I disagree that using words like "older" is bullshitting yourself as that's true as well. We're all getting older. Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word.

  • "Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word." ???

    Just think about what you wrote. A truly open mind? How about being in denial? A lie of omission or misrepresentation is still a lie. Wrapping reality in less direct words does not change the reality. It just screws with your mind and is a tool of brainwashing. Any sane person would have to agree with George Carlin. Those who do not are merely bigots and hypocrites.

  • No offense but if you want to argue with someone, becoming the perfect example of the people that person was talking about isn't a great way to go about it. It's not a lie, it's simply a different truth. I agree with the very obvious statement that being less direct doesn't change what you're talking about and you'd have to be stupid enough to not be able to figure that out in order to possibly be brainwashed by it.

  • did you really say, those who don't agree with what I agree are bigots and hypocrites?

    great job.

  • George Carlin is probably having fun with his sun god, lol.

  • haha they are fucking broke!!!

  • George Carlin R.I.P :)

  • What happens at 3:51 ???

  • Hey is this the same dude who played Rufus in Bill n Teds Excellent Adventure ???

  • He might say that you kave a keen eye..

  • epic.

  • He will be missed by all, may he rest in peace. The world is a lesser place without him.

  • The Bible clearly says, "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth."

    "God knows a word before you even say it."

  • Fuck it, then.

  • why he cant prevent the word then ?? stupid religious brainwashed , blinded ,i-read-the-bible-350 times-and im proud , ppl are dangerously pissing me off..get a life..or better,STOP FEARING OF IT.

  • They don't have a negetive cash flow position..theyr fucking broke...lol

  • I like him best when he was like this, baldening, ponytail, and beard XD Which year is this from? Probably not too long before he sadly died... :(

  • it's actually from the 90s

  • It's still very actual... :P

  • by 18 years? lol

  • you ask him WTF is he talking about?

    I tell you, he is right in general about all the soft language... it changes standards is societies so words like "crippled" become more assertive and even violent to people... we f***ing create this sh!t, we now think like this but subconsciously, our mind is telling us over and over: WAKE UP, IDIOT!

    thank you for your time

  • janitors will soon be called sanitation engineers

  • Its sad that he "Passed away" R.I.P

  • wat shows this from ??

    p.s. any1 no where i can watch carlin shows online ????

  • "Any day now I expect to hear a raped victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient."

    lollllllll

  • LOL! good one!

  • G-E-N-I-O-U-S

  • why is it genius? its fucking common sense. And learn how to spell you dipshit. Its people like you who speak like this in the first place.

  • It's genious cause he know how to fucking put the words spot on? Have you heard his other works? And you wouldn't call him a genious?

    Learn how to spell? Right, English is not my native language, but I'm pretty sure there was no writing errors in my previous post.

    Fucking retard - or no, I'm sorry, fucking mentally disordered!

  • Didnt realize youre from norway. Yes he is funny.. but my point is that PC shit has gotten so bad that people consider this "comedy" instead of simply saying it like it is.

    When common sense becomes so "rare" that its classified as comedy.. we're all in trouble.

  • Not when common sense is presented as comedy.

    Either way you face it, it is funny! The way he presents it, the way he sets it up. But yes I agree, it is common sense. Personally I don't use the "new" words, and I would never do so :)

  • WTF DO U THINK COMDY IS! its real life shit

    most comedians tell boring retarted stories about either childhood, relationships or teenagers etc. and its boring. george carlin has is own category of comedy and his style changed and has so much material he made 14 HBO specials 3 books and over 15 albums. He;s a legend and yes, A GENIUS. he doesnt point out the obvious he shows you past the obvious to things not many ppl see. he lets you see past the bullshit and makes you think.

  • I view him as more of a modern day philosopher. He makes me think more about the North American society and how fucked up it really is, more than he makes me laugh. :P

  • lol i agree but at first it makes you laugh, then it makes you think "holy shit thats true o.o"

  • humor is philosophy with a birthday suit on. ;-)

  • Well george carlin's comedy is, which makes his humour unique. Many comedians really talk about nothing, even though it could be the funniest thing in the world.

  • i don't know how much i agree with that, especially after the quote-unquote sienfeld singularity. at least, i think there's a set of comedians (definitely carlin included) that are on a higher plane than most people would give comedy credit for. and anyway, i delineate little difference between, say, a poetic performance, and a good piece of comedy, at least in their essences (i hate to use that word, i bet carlin would bash me for it).

  • George Carlin and Bill Hicks had a message too bad not enough people heard it. or cared for that matter.

  • "not enough people heard it. or cared for that matter. "

    that is exactly the point.

    it`s better to watch stupid shows or go shopping with money they don`t have,

    than care for the country and it`s people.

  • That's why Hicks got bitter. People were consciously trying to avert Hicks' comedy from them, because he shook their world too much.

    "HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!! HE WAS ONLY AN UNDERACHIEVER!!! THE EXPERIMENT DIDN'T WORK, START OVER!!!" - Bill Hicks, after hearing some idiot yell "Freebird!" in the middle of his routine.

    Carlin's message was similar, but he was already famous before he really started going counter-culture, so he was much harder to ignore.

  • "humor is philosophy with a birthday suit on"

    i'm definitely going to be using that quote in the future, it's too good.

    (>n.n)>

  • 2ip, shut the fuck up.

    I've looked at 3 videos and your always trying to start shit with someones comment. No one cares if your right or wrong, its the internet... and its a waste of time to argue with people on it.

    so how about you relax, and go smoke a blunt?

  • its genius not genious thats why.. G E N I U S

  • the man always sounds like he was there from the start of time observing all the shit and now needs to tell us cause we're numbed and blinded by all the media, lies and distractions of modern life!!legend!

  • lmao fucking brilliant

  • wants me wanna ingage in a involuntairly protein spill hahahaa

  • hahahaha! this dude made my day :D

  • What he`s saying is true and it says alot about society.

    Some of it is to get a distance to thing and move it more towards the head and some of it is used by power to distract people and keep them from using their simple and consciencous is it good or is it bad human intuitions.

  • preboard=board before the boarding time on the ticket

  • hilarious! good thing i wont have to die. ill pass away. lol!

  • you might pass away.....i will expire! ;)

    george was da man!

  • i love his voice.....

  • I'm a dish technician.

  • George's ideas will live long into the future. That is the important thing. He will be looked back on in the future as someone who realized shit just a little bit sooner than most of us.

  • he revealed the stupid shit in our world

  • oo and i work at a discount food delivery service, where i deal with the final assembly and production/distribution of previously assembled merchandise aka i flip burgers at burger king

  • a prositute on my tv the other day was called a "sex trade solicitor"

  • He wasn't a comedian. He was a stand-up Philosopher. Brilliant.

  • You're goddamn right about that. I'm going to college soon; if I get a professor who speaks and thinks like him I would work my ass off in that class.

  • good luck with that.

    colleges are brainwashing institutions all you will get from there is a prefabricated education in a nice little conformist package .

    you can learn twice as much with a library card and a little spare time.

  • Row row fight da powa junior.

    Fuck off and write an angst poem.

  • the fucking king master of comedy !

  • you cant disagree his is so right about everything :P

    :( R.I.P George Carlin

  • Agree 100%!

  • "unwilling sperm recipient" thats hilarious. your the best George.

  • this is so funny...and true...

  • He was a wizard with words :)

  • He was.

    I refuse to believe he has died!

  • he hasent, i hope

  • He didn't die... He passed away.

  • He will live forever in the hearts of the people who hate bullshit.

  • Agreed

  • No he's dead, and fools who proclaim his immortality will be the first to forget him.

  • He's screaming up at us :)

  • "He didn't die... He passed away."

    LoL!!! I think he "kicked the bucket"

  • Everything is so damn politically correct now, it's fucking annoying.

  • i agree

  • amazing

  • I never got soft language, what's so bad about a word? Seriously, "bad" words are just sound, no different then any other words, so why are they considered bad instead of expressive? They're just words, what makes them so evil? Society is fucked up.

  • And I'm talking about "bad" language when I wrote this. But the stupid way everybody puts things now a days {Toilet Paper-Bathroom tissue} is stupid too.

  • R I P

  • Ho Ho. So what. If Santa Claus says Ho Ho. Go Fuck yourselves whiners if you take it out of context and do not like the words. It is called Freedom Of Speech.

  • It used to be called that man.

    Now it's called Freedom of what the conservative jews and christians deem is acceptable to say,...speech.

    France looks awefully nice at the moment.

  • I do not hear an East Indian or Chinese saying Happy Holidays to me. I hear saying Merry Christmas.

    The only cry babies and whiners demanding for the words Happy Holidays are the Lilly White Political Correct pansy politicians and fags out in the Communist University at Berkeley California and in San Francisco Bay area.

  • Those great Arab commandos flown 2 airplanes into the world trade center, while the Israeli commandos listen to everything the US has to say.

  • All these measures - and many more routinely taken by Israel in the occupied territories - were, as one Israeli periodical euphemistically put it, very far from the norms of international law (Hotam, 4 August 1989)....freedom fighters..ppl like u r racist scum.all of the alleged hijackers were Saudis,so why attack afganistan iraq iran? why not attack Saudi Arabia? please answer that

  • What's so great about it?

    I was a solider in the IDF, and the main guideline was shooting only armed people with minimal damage to civilians. Can you say the same about the arabs?

    If they had the military we have they would not think a second before annihilating us.

  • Be patient dima9917 the conservative christians are selling Saudi Arabia advanced weapons,munitions and ordinance.

    Give it time, lol. We'll get there.

    Atleast we gave Israel Nukes.

    We have a great deal with Israel, we give them trillions of dollars,advanced weapons, satelite technology,the best air force in the world,and in return we get no respect,they refuse to do as we request, and they make us look bad.

    Its a fuckin gem of a deal.

    It's really good for us.

    Kind of.

  • you's be sereprized how much weapons russia/soviet union sold, to random countries

  • Oh yeah, absolutely, you're right, I was just observing how ironic it is that we sold weapons to Israels enemies. Yet we continue to be "friends" with israel.

    It's fucked up.

    But that's life right?

  • life is fucked up, nut russia/soviet union was pretty unbiost in their weapon distribution in the east, they provided palistin with as much rocket artillerry as needed, yet close to 40% of people in isreal are from russian decent, and this octobere it was announced that you no longer neaded a visa to cross russian-isreali border, i know i got relatives there, and russia actively participates in isreali weapon development, ey russia and US have a lot in common, no wonder they hate eachother

  • Thats very interesting, I did not know that.

    I knew that many russians were being flown there "On wings of eagles" lol but I didnt know that even though Israel doesn't actually physically border on Russia they can do that. I guess Russia wants the jews out so bad they're like fuck it just leave! lol Russia and America have an enormous amount in common,its a wonder were not allies.We'd be nuking eachother in no time. I guess that might explain the whole russia/isreal/america/iraq thing.

  • What I find kindof disturbing is that there are quite a few people sleeping in the streets in Israel. Jews homeless in their own homeland.

    Thats not fucked up at all.

  • well, every country has homeless people and refugees

  • But Israel is fighting those enemies with weapons that they bought from us. And we buy oil from their enemies by giving them weapons and special forces training.

    Not fucked up; it's shameless capitalism

  • Sorry Magnus, You lost me.

    Or you had me at "Fucked up".

    lol

  • I have Scoliosis and ADHD so this ones real funny

  • George Carlin didn't die, he just went home :p

  • Cocksuckers Became The Politically Correct Alliance Of America For Decency.

  • Fuck Off, I say Indian not Aboriginal. I say Eskimo not Inuit. I say Aborigines and think of Australia. Who fucken cares asshole. I call Pluto a planet,so go Fuck Yourself Berkeley Politically Correct Commi.

  • aparrently you do or you wouldnt cry about it so much on the internet

  • he forgot with death, the word, "deceased" oh well, he can't put that into any more shows now can he??

  • 3:51, sth is missing? I like this video a lot.

  • 2:20 - 2:26

    SPOT ON.

  • RIP George, we will miss you!

  • This man told it how it was, straight up comedy genius.

  • yup. what he sais is so true!

  • I truly miss him I think in the end his greatest joke was on all of us it would be like him to be up there laughing him self stupid saying look at those fuckers they hung on every word and it was all bullshit Yes we still hang on every word George and we still miss you

  • He would say, "First of all there IS no UP THERE for me to be laughing down on you"

  • Brilliant!

  • fuckin brilliant! downright fuckin genius. a true visionary and doctor of common sense. r.i.p. carlin. we miss u to death.......

  • But first tell me, are you excited much?

  • I won't die, I'll pass away. RIP George

  • god dam. i dont really see wht the god dam problem is. i mean honestly y r u on here if it affends u in the first place..HUH? plz explain this to me

  • "... And what do freedom fighters fight?"

    haha

  • i really respect him. he's GREAT

    Mr Carlin, you are the ultimate king of the old fucks : ) RIP

  • It's hilarious how he doesn't think this applies to pro-choice.

  • True, its interesting to notice that when the state like in the USSR they ban abortion when they need population growth for soldiers and they legalize it when they need population control.

  • 1 of many great points Carlin gave us trough the years. just great

  • Heath Ledger......used Carlin's voice for JOKER role! 100% sure. The voice is so similar. Even gestures.

  • What? No. Not even remotely.

  • Weird.. That is true about the JOKER in the Dark Knight. George Carlin and Joker sounded alike. Even Joker was more of a philospher in the movie, lol.

  • I know, could be coincidence, but maybe Heath Ledger used it as a template.

  • Point Proven!

  • I LOVE CARLIN! So true about everything he says.

  • No Argument There!

  • Genius. Pure genius.

  • What a truly perceptive individual this man was. He was able to see through the World of complicated bullshit we are all trapped in, to the simple truth behind it.

    Honest and funny, an excellent combination.

  • spot on!

  • Ok, Carlin did cross the line on his How To Handle A Heckler sketch in the late 1980's. There are words he said I wish not to repeat on here.

    But he does make a point on some of his sketches.

  • I did.

  • Genuea Pig controlled Citizens became Population Census.

  • White became Caucasion,Black became African,Latin became Hispanic,Chinese became Asian.

    Its the New World Order. Politics are Cocksucker Dictators and Genius Bullshitters.

  • Little off on the Chinese, Asian thing. Ones a continent and the other is a culture inside of it. But seeing as you watched Georges video. Youre okay in my book.

  • Blue Movies became Adult Movies. Straight became Hetrosexual. Faggot and Dykes became Gays and Lesbians.

  • barfing became vomiting. Indians became Native Americans or in Canada they became Aboriginals Canadians. WTF? The only humans on earth which should be classified as Aboriginals are in Australia.

  • The term "Aboriginal" actually meens indigenous peoples in general.

  • burping became belching.

  • fart became passing the wind. the mob became organized crime.

  • In Britain, a few years ago, some stupid teacher claimed that, telling kids that they had failed an exam would demoralise them. she suggested that instead, they should be told that they'd had " deferred success "

  • rational laughing. so much respect

  • Genius .

  • LEGEND

  • unwilling sperm recipient

    LMAO!

  • He's so right! Fuck this, from now on I'm going to dedicate myself to helping 90 year young senior citizens traumatized from when they were crippled rape victims, from getting them their false teeth to their toilet paper, lol.

  • i love when it cuts out haha

    well hey cuh-*fart sound*- doesnt happen!

  • I think I'm the only person who didn't find this funny :S

  • Oh well, everyone has a different opinion =P But I strongly encourage you to check some of his other stuff, George Carlins comedy takes a bit of thinking to understand. I'm not gonna be a dick and give you a negative comment, lol.

  • Awesomeness.

    Political correctness sucks

  • damn I couldn't understand what he was saying after the sunshine units until the the freedom fighters...=( can somebody help?

  • I'm gonna stop using soft language, you guys?

  • This guy made the truth acceptable. the exact opposite of what the government had been doing for years. lol. R.I.P. man. you deserve it.

  • What a great wordsmith this guy was.

  • We call it death.

  • Truly THE best comedian ever! R.I.P George Carlin. The world needs people who think like you.

  • I think Bill Hicks is better but George Carlin was definetly one of the best

  • Bill Hicks was very funny but if you oook at his dvd's you will notice that he makes the same jokes and observasions in all of them with only some new content in each one, while George Carlin rarely said the same thing twice, then again i suppose carlin got a lot more years on the stage than Hicks...