I've come across a couple of people who've said that "you can't disagree with him". Why not? That makes you no better than the people he's talking about. A truly open mind would think for themselves and almost definitely not agree 100%. For example, I disagree that using words like "older" is bullshitting yourself as that's true as well. We're all getting older. Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word.
"Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word." ???
Just think about what you wrote. A truly open mind? How about being in denial? A lie of omission or misrepresentation is still a lie. Wrapping reality in less direct words does not change the reality. It just screws with your mind and is a tool of brainwashing. Any sane person would have to agree with George Carlin. Those who do not are merely bigots and hypocrites.
No offense but if you want to argue with someone, becoming the perfect example of the people that person was talking about isn't a great way to go about it. It's not a lie, it's simply a different truth. I agree with the very obvious statement that being less direct doesn't change what you're talking about and you'd have to be stupid enough to not be able to figure that out in order to possibly be brainwashed by it.
why he cant prevent the word then ?? stupid religious brainwashed , blinded ,i-read-the-bible-350 times-and im proud , ppl are dangerously pissing me off..get a life..or better,STOP FEARING OF IT.
I tell you, he is right in general about all the soft language... it changes standards is societies so words like "crippled" become more assertive and even violent to people... we f***ing create this sh!t, we now think like this but subconsciously, our mind is telling us over and over: WAKE UP, IDIOT!
Didnt realize youre from norway. Yes he is funny.. but my point is that PC shit has gotten so bad that people consider this "comedy" instead of simply saying it like it is.
When common sense becomes so "rare" that its classified as comedy.. we're all in trouble.
Either way you face it, it is funny! The way he presents it, the way he sets it up. But yes I agree, it is common sense. Personally I don't use the "new" words, and I would never do so :)
most comedians tell boring retarted stories about either childhood, relationships or teenagers etc. and its boring. george carlin has is own category of comedy and his style changed and has so much material he made 14 HBO specials 3 books and over 15 albums. He;s a legend and yes, A GENIUS. he doesnt point out the obvious he shows you past the obvious to things not many ppl see. he lets you see past the bullshit and makes you think.
I view him as more of a modern day philosopher. He makes me think more about the North American society and how fucked up it really is, more than he makes me laugh. :P
Well george carlin's comedy is, which makes his humour unique. Many comedians really talk about nothing, even though it could be the funniest thing in the world.
i don't know how much i agree with that, especially after the quote-unquote sienfeld singularity. at least, i think there's a set of comedians (definitely carlin included) that are on a higher plane than most people would give comedy credit for. and anyway, i delineate little difference between, say, a poetic performance, and a good piece of comedy, at least in their essences (i hate to use that word, i bet carlin would bash me for it).
That's why Hicks got bitter. People were consciously trying to avert Hicks' comedy from them, because he shook their world too much.
"HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!! HE WAS ONLY AN UNDERACHIEVER!!! THE EXPERIMENT DIDN'T WORK, START OVER!!!" - Bill Hicks, after hearing some idiot yell "Freebird!" in the middle of his routine.
Carlin's message was similar, but he was already famous before he really started going counter-culture, so he was much harder to ignore.
I've looked at 3 videos and your always trying to start shit with someones comment. No one cares if your right or wrong, its the internet... and its a waste of time to argue with people on it.
the man always sounds like he was there from the start of time observing all the shit and now needs to tell us cause we're numbed and blinded by all the media, lies and distractions of modern life!!legend!
What he`s saying is true and it says alot about society.
Some of it is to get a distance to thing and move it more towards the head and some of it is used by power to distract people and keep them from using their simple and consciencous is it good or is it bad human intuitions.
Now for all of you google Al Gore Jeff Fisher Richard Branson & Nazis for Jesus
Come by the millions now to Philadelphia.
Come by boat,Plane,car,foot,train however.
Fill up all roadways to Philadelphia & start a true convoy for true democracy&peace to be restored in America&world-wide,
Signed,An American World Peace Pure Christian Patriot who will not give up seeking justice for 35 kids killed at BayPoint School that glorious HBO made the movie RECOUNT and won a wonderful EMMY
George's ideas will live long into the future. That is the important thing. He will be looked back on in the future as someone who realized shit just a little bit sooner than most of us.
oo and i work at a discount food delivery service, where i deal with the final assembly and production/distribution of previously assembled merchandise aka i flip burgers at burger king
You're goddamn right about that. I'm going to college soon; if I get a professor who speaks and thinks like him I would work my ass off in that class.
I never got soft language, what's so bad about a word? Seriously, "bad" words are just sound, no different then any other words, so why are they considered bad instead of expressive? They're just words, what makes them so evil? Society is fucked up.
And I'm talking about "bad" language when I wrote this. But the stupid way everybody puts things now a days {Toilet Paper-Bathroom tissue} is stupid too.
Ho Ho. So what. If Santa Claus says Ho Ho. Go Fuck yourselves whiners if you take it out of context and do not like the words. It is called Freedom Of Speech.
I do not hear an East Indian or Chinese saying Happy Holidays to me. I hear saying Merry Christmas.
The only cry babies and whiners demanding for the words Happy Holidays are the Lilly White Political Correct pansy politicians and fags out in the Communist University at Berkeley California and in San Francisco Bay area.
All these measures - and many more routinely taken by Israel in the occupied territories - were, as one Israeli periodical euphemistically put it, very far from the norms of international law (Hotam, 4 August 1989)....freedom fighters..ppl like u r racist scum.all of the alleged hijackers were Saudis,so why attack afganistan iraq iran? why not attack Saudi Arabia? please answer that
I was a solider in the IDF, and the main guideline was shooting only armed people with minimal damage to civilians. Can you say the same about the arabs?
If they had the military we have they would not think a second before annihilating us.
Be patient dima9917 the conservative christians are selling Saudi Arabia advanced weapons,munitions and ordinance.
Give it time, lol. We'll get there.
Atleast we gave Israel Nukes.
We have a great deal with Israel, we give them trillions of dollars,advanced weapons, satelite technology,the best air force in the world,and in return we get no respect,they refuse to do as we request, and they make us look bad.
Oh yeah, absolutely, you're right, I was just observing how ironic it is that we sold weapons to Israels enemies. Yet we continue to be "friends" with israel.
life is fucked up, nut russia/soviet union was pretty unbiost in their weapon distribution in the east, they provided palistin with as much rocket artillerry as needed, yet close to 40% of people in isreal are from russian decent, and this octobere it was announced that you no longer neaded a visa to cross russian-isreali border, i know i got relatives there, and russia actively participates in isreali weapon development, ey russia and US have a lot in common, no wonder they hate eachother
I knew that many russians were being flown there "On wings of eagles" lol but I didnt know that even though Israel doesn't actually physically border on Russia they can do that. I guess Russia wants the jews out so bad they're like fuck it just leave! lol Russia and America have an enormous amount in common,its a wonder were not allies.We'd be nuking eachother in no time. I guess that might explain the whole russia/isreal/america/iraq thing.
But Israel is fighting those enemies with weapons that they bought from us. And we buy oil from their enemies by giving them weapons and special forces training.
Fuck Off, I say Indian not Aboriginal. I say Eskimo not Inuit. I say Aborigines and think of Australia. Who fucken cares asshole. I call Pluto a planet,so go Fuck Yourself Berkeley Politically Correct Commi.
I truly miss him I think in the end his greatest joke was on all of us it would be like him to be up there laughing him self stupid saying look at those fuckers they hung on every word and it was all bullshit Yes we still hang on every word George and we still miss you
True, its interesting to notice that when the state like in the USSR they ban abortion when they need population growth for soldiers and they legalize it when they need population control.
Weird.. That is true about the JOKER in the Dark Knight. George Carlin and Joker sounded alike. Even Joker was more of a philospher in the movie, lol.
What a truly perceptive individual this man was. He was able to see through the World of complicated bullshit we are all trapped in, to the simple truth behind it.
Little off on the Chinese, Asian thing. Ones a continent and the other is a culture inside of it. But seeing as you watched Georges video. Youre okay in my book.
barfing became vomiting. Indians became Native Americans or in Canada they became Aboriginals Canadians. WTF? The only humans on earth which should be classified as Aboriginals are in Australia.
In Britain, a few years ago, some stupid teacher claimed that, telling kids that they had failed an exam would demoralise them. she suggested that instead, they should be told that they'd had " deferred success "
He's so right! Fuck this, from now on I'm going to dedicate myself to helping 90 year young senior citizens traumatized from when they were crippled rape victims, from getting them their false teeth to their toilet paper, lol.
Oh well, everyone has a different opinion =P But I strongly encourage you to check some of his other stuff, George Carlins comedy takes a bit of thinking to understand. I'm not gonna be a dick and give you a negative comment, lol.
Bill Hicks was very funny but if you oook at his dvd's you will notice that he makes the same jokes and observasions in all of them with only some new content in each one, while George Carlin rarely said the same thing twice, then again i suppose carlin got a lot more years on the stage than Hicks...
and restaurants are now called eating establishments
nomikos1985 3 years ago
he didn`t die and he didn`t even pas-away ;-) he is here still making us laf ;-)
MindWalker123 3 years ago
George Carlin rocks. It really, REALLY sucks that he died.
HWLShokaata 3 years ago 3
A bit hyperbolic...
matteocappella 3 years ago
And now mobile homes have become "manufactured homes." D:
SouthernPolaris 3 years ago
it is defintely time to give political correctness the flick!
vegemiteroll 3 years ago
he should've put 100 bars of soap in his mouth
Eye2Eye44 3 years ago
godamn mormons
MiamiUtube13 3 years ago
he shouldve put 100 bars of soap in your ass
cenyan13 3 years ago
fuck, he is so right.
mattyslice 3 years ago
yer 3:51!!???
gazz007 3 years ago
this version is censored!! going against everything CARLING FOUGHT FOR!! fuker!
Mastermind90077 3 years ago 2
No it's not..
Chaosblade777 3 years ago
I've come across a couple of people who've said that "you can't disagree with him". Why not? That makes you no better than the people he's talking about. A truly open mind would think for themselves and almost definitely not agree 100%. For example, I disagree that using words like "older" is bullshitting yourself as that's true as well. We're all getting older. Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word.
Orygyn 3 years ago
"Avoiding saying the most direct word is not lying to yourself it's simply avoiding saying the most direct word." ???
Just think about what you wrote. A truly open mind? How about being in denial? A lie of omission or misrepresentation is still a lie. Wrapping reality in less direct words does not change the reality. It just screws with your mind and is a tool of brainwashing. Any sane person would have to agree with George Carlin. Those who do not are merely bigots and hypocrites.
Papa718thTFW 3 years ago
No offense but if you want to argue with someone, becoming the perfect example of the people that person was talking about isn't a great way to go about it. It's not a lie, it's simply a different truth. I agree with the very obvious statement that being less direct doesn't change what you're talking about and you'd have to be stupid enough to not be able to figure that out in order to possibly be brainwashed by it.
Orygyn 3 years ago
did you really say, those who don't agree with what I agree are bigots and hypocrites?
great job.
artistanbul 3 years ago
George Carlin is probably having fun with his sun god, lol.
DirtyMidgetStudios 3 years ago
haha they are fucking broke!!!
xAirJordan23x 3 years ago
George Carlin R.I.P :)
emovampie345 3 years ago
What happens at 3:51 ???
SerialKiffer 3 years ago 3
Hey is this the same dude who played Rufus in Bill n Teds Excellent Adventure ???
thingwhatever 3 years ago 3
He might say that you kave a keen eye..
kantti 3 years ago
epic.
nodvick 3 years ago
He will be missed by all, may he rest in peace. The world is a lesser place without him.
kevlara1ckjw 3 years ago 3
The Bible clearly says, "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth."
"God knows a word before you even say it."
josillvn414 3 years ago
Fuck it, then.
HeadshotmasterNeo 3 years ago 2
why he cant prevent the word then ?? stupid religious brainwashed , blinded ,i-read-the-bible-350 times-and im proud , ppl are dangerously pissing me off..get a life..or better,STOP FEARING OF IT.
moskri013 3 years ago
They don't have a negetive cash flow position..theyr fucking broke...lol
beegizzl 3 years ago
I like him best when he was like this, baldening, ponytail, and beard XD Which year is this from? Probably not too long before he sadly died... :(
Fattaman 3 years ago
it's actually from the 90s
v1ryus 3 years ago
It's still very actual... :P
Fattaman 3 years ago
by 18 years? lol
v1ryus 3 years ago
you ask him WTF is he talking about?
I tell you, he is right in general about all the soft language... it changes standards is societies so words like "crippled" become more assertive and even violent to people... we f***ing create this sh!t, we now think like this but subconsciously, our mind is telling us over and over: WAKE UP, IDIOT!
thank you for your time
ALEXTASY123 3 years ago 3
janitors will soon be called sanitation engineers
SlawtaProducer 3 years ago 10
Its sad that he "Passed away" R.I.P
orangenorth 3 years ago 5
wat shows this from ??
p.s. any1 no where i can watch carlin shows online ????
corprlclegg 3 years ago
"Any day now I expect to hear a raped victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient."
lollllllll
thedevilsnight 3 years ago 7
LOL! good one!
joyville2 3 years ago
G-E-N-I-O-U-S
Tuftez 3 years ago
why is it genius? its fucking common sense. And learn how to spell you dipshit. Its people like you who speak like this in the first place.
2ip 3 years ago
It's genious cause he know how to fucking put the words spot on? Have you heard his other works? And you wouldn't call him a genious?
Learn how to spell? Right, English is not my native language, but I'm pretty sure there was no writing errors in my previous post.
Fucking retard - or no, I'm sorry, fucking mentally disordered!
Tuftez 3 years ago 9
Didnt realize youre from norway. Yes he is funny.. but my point is that PC shit has gotten so bad that people consider this "comedy" instead of simply saying it like it is.
When common sense becomes so "rare" that its classified as comedy.. we're all in trouble.
2ip 3 years ago
Not when common sense is presented as comedy.
Either way you face it, it is funny! The way he presents it, the way he sets it up. But yes I agree, it is common sense. Personally I don't use the "new" words, and I would never do so :)
Tuftez 3 years ago 6
WTF DO U THINK COMDY IS! its real life shit
most comedians tell boring retarted stories about either childhood, relationships or teenagers etc. and its boring. george carlin has is own category of comedy and his style changed and has so much material he made 14 HBO specials 3 books and over 15 albums. He;s a legend and yes, A GENIUS. he doesnt point out the obvious he shows you past the obvious to things not many ppl see. he lets you see past the bullshit and makes you think.
jmd93743 3 years ago 7
I view him as more of a modern day philosopher. He makes me think more about the North American society and how fucked up it really is, more than he makes me laugh. :P
ChadWright74 3 years ago
lol i agree but at first it makes you laugh, then it makes you think "holy shit thats true o.o"
jmd93743 3 years ago 2
humor is philosophy with a birthday suit on. ;-)
defdeezy 3 years ago
Well george carlin's comedy is, which makes his humour unique. Many comedians really talk about nothing, even though it could be the funniest thing in the world.
mclovin1617 3 years ago
i don't know how much i agree with that, especially after the quote-unquote sienfeld singularity. at least, i think there's a set of comedians (definitely carlin included) that are on a higher plane than most people would give comedy credit for. and anyway, i delineate little difference between, say, a poetic performance, and a good piece of comedy, at least in their essences (i hate to use that word, i bet carlin would bash me for it).
defdeezy 3 years ago
George Carlin and Bill Hicks had a message too bad not enough people heard it. or cared for that matter.
Passenger87 3 years ago
"not enough people heard it. or cared for that matter. "
that is exactly the point.
it`s better to watch stupid shows or go shopping with money they don`t have,
than care for the country and it`s people.
marine76er 3 years ago
That's why Hicks got bitter. People were consciously trying to avert Hicks' comedy from them, because he shook their world too much.
"HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA!!! HE WAS ONLY AN UNDERACHIEVER!!! THE EXPERIMENT DIDN'T WORK, START OVER!!!" - Bill Hicks, after hearing some idiot yell "Freebird!" in the middle of his routine.
Carlin's message was similar, but he was already famous before he really started going counter-culture, so he was much harder to ignore.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago 2
"humor is philosophy with a birthday suit on"
i'm definitely going to be using that quote in the future, it's too good.
(>n.n)>
gabriel2099 3 years ago
2ip, shut the fuck up.
I've looked at 3 videos and your always trying to start shit with someones comment. No one cares if your right or wrong, its the internet... and its a waste of time to argue with people on it.
so how about you relax, and go smoke a blunt?
jmassih27 3 years ago 4
its genius not genious thats why.. G E N I U S
idgara007 3 years ago 5
the man always sounds like he was there from the start of time observing all the shit and now needs to tell us cause we're numbed and blinded by all the media, lies and distractions of modern life!!legend!
chainface 3 years ago
lmao fucking brilliant
Leah138703 3 years ago 2
wants me wanna ingage in a involuntairly protein spill hahahaa
Icedude91 3 years ago
hahahaha! this dude made my day :D
Icedude91 3 years ago
What he`s saying is true and it says alot about society.
Some of it is to get a distance to thing and move it more towards the head and some of it is used by power to distract people and keep them from using their simple and consciencous is it good or is it bad human intuitions.
Keskin1975 3 years ago
preboard=board before the boarding time on the ticket
ArianRohani 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now for all of you google Al Gore Jeff Fisher Richard Branson & Nazis for Jesus
Come by the millions now to Philadelphia.
Come by boat,Plane,car,foot,train however.
Fill up all roadways to Philadelphia & start a true convoy for true democracy&peace to be restored in America&world-wide,
Signed,An American World Peace Pure Christian Patriot who will not give up seeking justice for 35 kids killed at BayPoint School that glorious HBO made the movie RECOUNT and won a wonderful EMMY
LoveAmericaStyle 3 years ago
hilarious! good thing i wont have to die. ill pass away. lol!
Sly88Frye 3 years ago
you might pass away.....i will expire! ;)
george was da man!
sabin97 3 years ago
i love his voice.....
10Dante4 3 years ago 3
I'm a dish technician.
imyourappendix 3 years ago 4
George's ideas will live long into the future. That is the important thing. He will be looked back on in the future as someone who realized shit just a little bit sooner than most of us.
khatkhataXD 3 years ago 2
he revealed the stupid shit in our world
XxxxExclusivexxxX 3 years ago 3
oo and i work at a discount food delivery service, where i deal with the final assembly and production/distribution of previously assembled merchandise aka i flip burgers at burger king
underdog421 3 years ago 3
a prositute on my tv the other day was called a "sex trade solicitor"
underdog421 3 years ago 6
He wasn't a comedian. He was a stand-up Philosopher. Brilliant.
admiralcrash1 3 years ago 12
You're goddamn right about that. I'm going to college soon; if I get a professor who speaks and thinks like him I would work my ass off in that class.
cursed1you 3 years ago
good luck with that.
colleges are brainwashing institutions all you will get from there is a prefabricated education in a nice little conformist package .
you can learn twice as much with a library card and a little spare time.
skilo837 3 years ago
Row row fight da powa junior.
Fuck off and write an angst poem.
MrScorpio1234 3 years ago
the fucking king master of comedy !
andreiduffy 3 years ago 6
you cant disagree his is so right about everything :P
:( R.I.P George Carlin
lauchlanscott 3 years ago 10
Agree 100%!
Eksorsist 3 years ago 2
"unwilling sperm recipient" thats hilarious. your the best George.
mojoefly 3 years ago 2
this is so funny...and true...
supersmash43 3 years ago
He was a wizard with words :)
ziggazaggy 3 years ago 3
He was.
I refuse to believe he has died!
pariah1401 3 years ago 4
he hasent, i hope
LogansRoadhouse 3 years ago
He didn't die... He passed away.
Darkkish 3 years ago 12
He will live forever in the hearts of the people who hate bullshit.
BenjaminxkNight 3 years ago 7
Agreed
phoenix123210 3 years ago 2
No he's dead, and fools who proclaim his immortality will be the first to forget him.
mendelbot 3 years ago
He's screaming up at us :)
RationalEmotive 3 years ago 2
"He didn't die... He passed away."
LoL!!! I think he "kicked the bucket"
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago 3
Everything is so damn politically correct now, it's fucking annoying.
go30tigers7 3 years ago 10
i agree
masterslacker1 3 years ago
amazing
blinkingmind 3 years ago 2
I never got soft language, what's so bad about a word? Seriously, "bad" words are just sound, no different then any other words, so why are they considered bad instead of expressive? They're just words, what makes them so evil? Society is fucked up.
Manapwnsall 3 years ago 4
And I'm talking about "bad" language when I wrote this. But the stupid way everybody puts things now a days {Toilet Paper-Bathroom tissue} is stupid too.
Manapwnsall 3 years ago 4
R I P
shotgun6X 3 years ago 3
Ho Ho. So what. If Santa Claus says Ho Ho. Go Fuck yourselves whiners if you take it out of context and do not like the words. It is called Freedom Of Speech.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
It used to be called that man.
Now it's called Freedom of what the conservative jews and christians deem is acceptable to say,...speech.
France looks awefully nice at the moment.
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
I do not hear an East Indian or Chinese saying Happy Holidays to me. I hear saying Merry Christmas.
The only cry babies and whiners demanding for the words Happy Holidays are the Lilly White Political Correct pansy politicians and fags out in the Communist University at Berkeley California and in San Francisco Bay area.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
Those great Arab commandos flown 2 airplanes into the world trade center, while the Israeli commandos listen to everything the US has to say.
dima9917 3 years ago
All these measures - and many more routinely taken by Israel in the occupied territories - were, as one Israeli periodical euphemistically put it, very far from the norms of international law (Hotam, 4 August 1989)....freedom fighters..ppl like u r racist scum.all of the alleged hijackers were Saudis,so why attack afganistan iraq iran? why not attack Saudi Arabia? please answer that
nuskru 3 years ago
What's so great about it?
I was a solider in the IDF, and the main guideline was shooting only armed people with minimal damage to civilians. Can you say the same about the arabs?
If they had the military we have they would not think a second before annihilating us.
dima9917 3 years ago
Be patient dima9917 the conservative christians are selling Saudi Arabia advanced weapons,munitions and ordinance.
Give it time, lol. We'll get there.
Atleast we gave Israel Nukes.
We have a great deal with Israel, we give them trillions of dollars,advanced weapons, satelite technology,the best air force in the world,and in return we get no respect,they refuse to do as we request, and they make us look bad.
Its a fuckin gem of a deal.
It's really good for us.
Kind of.
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
you's be sereprized how much weapons russia/soviet union sold, to random countries
Trooperxp 3 years ago
Oh yeah, absolutely, you're right, I was just observing how ironic it is that we sold weapons to Israels enemies. Yet we continue to be "friends" with israel.
It's fucked up.
But that's life right?
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
life is fucked up, nut russia/soviet union was pretty unbiost in their weapon distribution in the east, they provided palistin with as much rocket artillerry as needed, yet close to 40% of people in isreal are from russian decent, and this octobere it was announced that you no longer neaded a visa to cross russian-isreali border, i know i got relatives there, and russia actively participates in isreali weapon development, ey russia and US have a lot in common, no wonder they hate eachother
Trooperxp 3 years ago
Thats very interesting, I did not know that.
I knew that many russians were being flown there "On wings of eagles" lol but I didnt know that even though Israel doesn't actually physically border on Russia they can do that. I guess Russia wants the jews out so bad they're like fuck it just leave! lol Russia and America have an enormous amount in common,its a wonder were not allies.We'd be nuking eachother in no time. I guess that might explain the whole russia/isreal/america/iraq thing.
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
What I find kindof disturbing is that there are quite a few people sleeping in the streets in Israel. Jews homeless in their own homeland.
Thats not fucked up at all.
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
well, every country has homeless people and refugees
Trooperxp 3 years ago
But Israel is fighting those enemies with weapons that they bought from us. And we buy oil from their enemies by giving them weapons and special forces training.
Not fucked up; it's shameless capitalism
magnusdammit 3 years ago 2
Sorry Magnus, You lost me.
Or you had me at "Fucked up".
lol
TheOldNihilist 3 years ago
I have Scoliosis and ADHD so this ones real funny
lonewolftheblack 3 years ago
George Carlin didn't die, he just went home :p
Bardlettt 3 years ago 8
Cocksuckers Became The Politically Correct Alliance Of America For Decency.
Ontario0925 3 years ago 3
Fuck Off, I say Indian not Aboriginal. I say Eskimo not Inuit. I say Aborigines and think of Australia. Who fucken cares asshole. I call Pluto a planet,so go Fuck Yourself Berkeley Politically Correct Commi.
Ontario0925 3 years ago 3
aparrently you do or you wouldnt cry about it so much on the internet
AriocKaichi 3 years ago
he forgot with death, the word, "deceased" oh well, he can't put that into any more shows now can he??
1000FeatheredOwl 3 years ago
3:51, sth is missing? I like this video a lot.
isaacwn 3 years ago
2:20 - 2:26
SPOT ON.
OvechkinINFO 3 years ago
RIP George, we will miss you!
icecold836 3 years ago 2
This man told it how it was, straight up comedy genius.
ImaScotsman 3 years ago 7
yup. what he sais is so true!
razgriz1240 3 years ago
I truly miss him I think in the end his greatest joke was on all of us it would be like him to be up there laughing him self stupid saying look at those fuckers they hung on every word and it was all bullshit Yes we still hang on every word George and we still miss you
Gomindyourownloser 3 years ago 2
He would say, "First of all there IS no UP THERE for me to be laughing down on you"
ym61 3 years ago 3
Brilliant!
Temaile 3 years ago
fuckin brilliant! downright fuckin genius. a true visionary and doctor of common sense. r.i.p. carlin. we miss u to death.......
boydii76 3 years ago 10
But first tell me, are you excited much?
vlgtube 3 years ago
I won't die, I'll pass away. RIP George
rodmaher1992 3 years ago 8
god dam. i dont really see wht the god dam problem is. i mean honestly y r u on here if it affends u in the first place..HUH? plz explain this to me
killersRejoice 3 years ago
"... And what do freedom fighters fight?"
haha
Kodi666Rocker 3 years ago 6
i really respect him. he's GREAT
Mr Carlin, you are the ultimate king of the old fucks : ) RIP
kitkat040 3 years ago 7
It's hilarious how he doesn't think this applies to pro-choice.
Iced1992 3 years ago
True, its interesting to notice that when the state like in the USSR they ban abortion when they need population growth for soldiers and they legalize it when they need population control.
xxmonickkkkaxx 3 years ago 2
1 of many great points Carlin gave us trough the years. just great
weromusikero 3 years ago 2
Heath Ledger......used Carlin's voice for JOKER role! 100% sure. The voice is so similar. Even gestures.
dawson01912 3 years ago
What? No. Not even remotely.
rabiddogmaster 3 years ago
Weird.. That is true about the JOKER in the Dark Knight. George Carlin and Joker sounded alike. Even Joker was more of a philospher in the movie, lol.
MrCoffin23 3 years ago
I know, could be coincidence, but maybe Heath Ledger used it as a template.
dawson01912 3 years ago
Point Proven!
mansfieldbp 3 years ago
I LOVE CARLIN! So true about everything he says.
kissa16 3 years ago 3
No Argument There!
Megadethrules1200 3 years ago
Genius. Pure genius.
Necros21 3 years ago 2
What a truly perceptive individual this man was. He was able to see through the World of complicated bullshit we are all trapped in, to the simple truth behind it.
Honest and funny, an excellent combination.
NowisEvollovetion 3 years ago 3
spot on!
djmaf 3 years ago
Ok, Carlin did cross the line on his How To Handle A Heckler sketch in the late 1980's. There are words he said I wish not to repeat on here.
But he does make a point on some of his sketches.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
I did.
yomomtubes 3 years ago
Genuea Pig controlled Citizens became Population Census.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
White became Caucasion,Black became African,Latin became Hispanic,Chinese became Asian.
Its the New World Order. Politics are Cocksucker Dictators and Genius Bullshitters.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
Little off on the Chinese, Asian thing. Ones a continent and the other is a culture inside of it. But seeing as you watched Georges video. Youre okay in my book.
Scorpion11381 3 years ago
Blue Movies became Adult Movies. Straight became Hetrosexual. Faggot and Dykes became Gays and Lesbians.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
barfing became vomiting. Indians became Native Americans or in Canada they became Aboriginals Canadians. WTF? The only humans on earth which should be classified as Aboriginals are in Australia.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
The term "Aboriginal" actually meens indigenous peoples in general.
v8xp88xc 3 years ago
burping became belching.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
fart became passing the wind. the mob became organized crime.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
In Britain, a few years ago, some stupid teacher claimed that, telling kids that they had failed an exam would demoralise them. she suggested that instead, they should be told that they'd had " deferred success "
andypdq 3 years ago 2
rational laughing. so much respect
ziad1428 3 years ago
Genius .
touchdaroof 3 years ago
LEGEND
jameshill80 3 years ago 4
unwilling sperm recipient
LMAO!
andretheking86 3 years ago 6
He's so right! Fuck this, from now on I'm going to dedicate myself to helping 90 year young senior citizens traumatized from when they were crippled rape victims, from getting them their false teeth to their toilet paper, lol.
SharksKid 3 years ago 2
i love when it cuts out haha
well hey cuh-*fart sound*- doesnt happen!
Spartan727 3 years ago
I think I'm the only person who didn't find this funny :S
mrspaz121 3 years ago
Oh well, everyone has a different opinion =P But I strongly encourage you to check some of his other stuff, George Carlins comedy takes a bit of thinking to understand. I'm not gonna be a dick and give you a negative comment, lol.
Violencedefined666 3 years ago
Awesomeness.
Political correctness sucks
ConSAmerica 3 years ago 10
damn I couldn't understand what he was saying after the sunshine units until the the freedom fighters...=( can somebody help?
TheGuyAlwaysOnTime 3 years ago
I'm gonna stop using soft language, you guys?
szazaian1111 3 years ago 7
This guy made the truth acceptable. the exact opposite of what the government had been doing for years. lol. R.I.P. man. you deserve it.
skriku 3 years ago 5
What a great wordsmith this guy was.
hirdy6 3 years ago 8
We call it death.
ranials 3 years ago
Truly THE best comedian ever! R.I.P George Carlin. The world needs people who think like you.
whiteboy70176 3 years ago 7
I think Bill Hicks is better but George Carlin was definetly one of the best
sub89 3 years ago
Bill Hicks was very funny but if you oook at his dvd's you will notice that he makes the same jokes and observasions in all of them with only some new content in each one, while George Carlin rarely said the same thing twice, then again i suppose carlin got a lot more years on the stage than Hicks...
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