How To Set Up a Profile on Facebook

[marines16301]

How to shut the fuck up down there in the comments

You will need:

1. to shut the fuck up

2. go suck a nut

3. shut the fuck up again

[fishfan67]

how can i set it where i can see when all of my friends birthdays are coming up?

[colino9mam]

How to sleep

You will need :

1. an eye to close

2. a bed

Optional :

air conditioner

[dayusdaus]

lol racist...

he ignore the white person and add the black person....

[FukcYouHard]

Next up - How to register a youtube account.

[awsuders]

I finally have a facebook because of this video! But I actually had to view a tutorial on how to search for youtube videos prior to finding this. Thank god for online tutorials to hold my hand through these difficult tasks!

[XDancinXHawtysX]

thats sad!! U REALLY DIDNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FB B4!!

[awsuders]

I think you need to view a tutorial on understanding sarcasm.

[XDancinXHawtysX]

well sorry but its kinda hard when its just text infront of you!! and i only actually read the first sentence. so sorry if i was rude.

[Greenday905]

@XDancinXHawtysX haha i read it and obviously its sarcasim!!! wats really sad is that u couldnt see ddat

[Aydee2020]

actually whats the security checks for?

[Aydee2020]

lame

[Twinman2]

Next vid: how to flush your toilet after you've pooped!

[20Terminator09]

lol 666 views, facebook is evil, folks

[TheCliffordCult]

Howcast = evil

[poopdeloop11]

How to Set Up a Profile for your Poop on Facebook

[blader0314]

howcast must be made for idiots

[NuggetCheeseBun]

exactly,dont be surprise if they upload "how to masturbate better"

[aprimic]

The thing is.. its not 35.. its just that people who are under 18.. change their birthdays otherwise they profile will be hidden

[Eslamm94]

is this a joke video o_0

what happened to howcast i hope they back like before :(

[pepsidude308]

0:22

my sex is vary dirty and vary vilent

[thesuperfilms]

mine is M, F, and sometimes wednesdays

[multiusepurpleninja]

@pepsidude308 Learn how to spell if you want to get laid.

[pepsidude308]

its fact that im russian so exuse me that my english is not perfect

[multiusepurpleninja]

The fact that you're Russian has nothing to do with weather or not you know how to spell very well.

I was born and raised in Switzerland, and I speak English perfectly well. I've only come here to the United States of America to be an exchange student for University anyway.

[pepsidude308]

congradulashions

but consider the fact that i dident go to school here in usa

SO FUCK OFF!@!!!!

[multiusepurpleninja]

I didn't either. I had all of my lower education in Switzerland, and only came here to USA to study to become a doctor.

I guess some people are just smarter than others.

Oh and also, there is spell check, have ever heard of it?

[Citronelleuh]

How to open a banana? How to put nailpolish? what about how to talk on a cellphone?

[kookoodude32]

im not sure if we all know this, but its post a pokemon as your deafault december!!!! so do it and tell people!!!! im lugia

[littlejj]

how about how to be a peeping tom

[Ninjageek1]

How to breath...

You need: the ability to breath

1.inhale in

2.exhale out

tip: did you know you breath through your mouth and nose?

WTF

[luke3854]

how to urinate ..

i think this is going to be there next howcast

[ShehzadHBK]

How to Fuck ?

You'll need:

a Girl with a pussy

Optional

Gay Friend or a Shemale

[ShehzadHBK]

Shut up.!

[codypg]

find your penis 1$

[crzer07]

This is just pathetic...

[BeepingOrange]

ur male??? 0.o

[billeybop]

The best way is DO NOT or it will come back to bite you in the ass. They archive all information to use against you!

[liam7morris]

no sher, shitlock

[veer866]

How to fuck a girl??? You need: a dick

Go hard into the pussy/ass........

[xoANONiMUSox]

did i mention that i hate commercials? well, i do! as well as facebook! >=(

[danny1067iskl]

how to go to the toilet:

you will need:

a toilet

optional: toilet paper

[kevincrave]

you know you'd surprised about how many ppl are doing it wrong

[residentevil808]

i wanna know how to use a twitter account i dont even know how to talk to people on it i know ive been soo off

[Kimberly64]

D'oh.

[saintlavin]

who ever doesnt have facebook in the first place is fail

[Younowkoed]

you fail, they changed their privacy policies, they even say that the policies may change without warning.

[BBfreewaverforever01]

no offence but i heard that face book isnt safe.i'm not sayingthat u shoukdnt join,i'mjust saying be careful

[Dshguy257]

why isn't facebook safe?

[BBfreewaverforever01]

I seen on a news web that they give away ur personal info

[AznCookii]

ohmygod

[TheCliffordCult]

How to talk

You will need:

Functioning mouth

Vocal chords

Optional:

Brain

[fagaaaa]

LOL

[Maximusmadrica]

This is WACK!

[argiebargie112]

wtf is the point of this - a) i don't want your shitty facebook b) theres fricking instructions on facebook a four year old could do it

0_o

[uut0]

FAIL

[char4ever]

really....?

[airlinepilotdude]

Ok seroiusly, like who doesnt know how to create a facebook

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

Cake