Whose Line: Wrestler Hoedown

[riskova7]

Im the greatest wrestler, that you ever saw

Hogan, The Rock, Ventura, I can take them all

I have a large move set, like elbows and a knee

But my best weapon of all is the Atomic Wedgie

[TheEsperanza243]

Which episode is this?

[Pyrofusion15]

When it comes to wrestling, I am not a crutch

I can bring a guy to his knees with a single touch

Women think I'm hot and men think I'm cool

And if you don't believe me... SHUT UP FOOL!!!

[JerichoDitch2]

I watch the wrestlers they put you in a hold

they like to act all macho... they like to act real bold

But I need to say this with a little touch

I think they like to grope each other a little bit too much

[JediBlades42]

I used to be addicted to watching WWE

Now the TV-PG rating's ruined it for me

Now the only thing that I really tune to see

is to see the Undertaker add on to 'The Streak.'

[blusuck]

0:07 probably the best news ever

[TLG160]

none of the women on this show are ever funny.

[erikdraven1731]

I used to watch wrestling then something made me sick

I always thought that wrestlers don't suck dick

But then I sat thru a ten minute promo

And now I'm positive John Cena is a homo!

[Stormcat1]

I'm an amateur wrestler, it is really rough

all these guys out there, they are really tough

but out of all of them only one made me cry

I shouldn't have wrestled with Heavy Weapons Guy

[Ryderz651]

They know me as the Chairman, the name is vince mcmahon, known for having people kiss the crack of my back end. If you cross me once, here's the thing that I'm a do, cause you know I screwed bret hart I can easily screw you too...

[LiveforChrist999]

I lost a wrestliing match to Drew Carey

His butt dropped down on my face,boy,that was scary

The odor knocked me out,it was stronger than mace

Drew won the match by farting on my face

[airjordan60]

I'm inside the ring and it's a perfect place

I knocked out my opponent when I kicked him in the face

He ended up in the hospital with a high fever

You should know this, my opponent is Justin Bieber

LOL (thumbs up)

[W6S0A4]

addicted to who's line is it anyways?....

[ALilBitOfEverthang]

Me: Wow, my essay is just not going well. I need to take a break... *goes onto youtube and begins watching Whose Line* I'll just watch a few videos....

*fours hours later 12:45 still watching Whose Line*

OH SHIT!!

[uome20bukz]

As hilarious as Colin's verse was, the sad thing is that if someone like Chip, Brad or especially one of the women had said the exact same verse everyone would be commenting about how stupid and unfunny that person is.

[HArdyFanZE]

If I was a wrestler two things I wont do

is screw with two people I'll you who

One is John Cena man what a hunk

the other is never argue with CM Punk

[cobrafangz]

i am a wrestler in the wwe

its a great job and its really fun you see

except for when i finally get my championship match

john cena turs superman on my ass

[Dementiumfan1990]

In Ryan's Verse He Makes An ECW Reference When He Says "Can You Break A Neon Light By Slamming It With Your Head?"

[venisntroxas]

@Dementiumfan1990 He is actually referring to when he broke the light on Drew's desk with his head

[Dementiumfan1990]

@venisntroxas Oh So It Wasn't An ECW Reference

[venisntroxas]

@Dementiumfan1990 The bit it's from is here /watch?v=Zf99E7WssCE

[Dementiumfan1990]

@venisntroxas Thank You Kind Sir Now I Know

[Dementiumfan1990]

@venisntroxas Thank You Kind Sir Now I Know

[CdL3o]

i wish people would stop making up hoedowns

so ill just... stop right now

damnit i dont think i can quit

but what the hell this sounds like shit

thiiiss sounds likkee shiittt

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

Ah, 12Medbe's channel and crappy user-posted Hoedowns. Now that takes me back.

[LckyPig]

gotta love colin and ryan <3

[LE0NSKA]

@BryB0x what jokes?

[BHS2011able]

i am a wrestler, i've loved it all my life

but the path to glory, is filled with strife

but if i try, i can soar to new hights

all that i need, is a lobotomy and some tights

(JOHN BENDER PEOPLE)

[THEmGt97]

I love wrestling, as you can see

I wanna go work for the WWE.

I hope I'm like Punk and my words will lash.

And I hope I don't get Jackknifed by Kevin Nash.

BIG DADDY COOL IS BACK!!

[makienxhemmiktar]

definately the best 4 for the hoedowns.....their chemistry is magic.

[LiveforChrist999]

I've got a tag match tonigh,I am a jobber

I hope for once that I do not get clobbered

I hear a familiar theme followed by huge cheers

AHHHH! It's Hawk and Animal,I'm GETTING OUT OF HERE!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I have a huge mouth because I'm should pack my things and leave

When the lap top goes off I ask for everyone's attention please

That's because I'm such a huge fucking asshole

Yep, you guessed it, I am Michale Cole

[crazymuthafucka14]

I kicked a chair in Van Dams face n boy that was a splatter

I then took Jeff Hardy and I threw him off a ladder

That's when I choked Mick Foley out, with his own sock

Then I ruined wrestlemania when I shot John and The Rock

[CorruptedRifle]

colins verse made me bust up laughing >.>

[BamaBomber8]

I really want to be in the wrestling biz

Bieng a camp like John Cena and the Miz

A girl I knew liked wrestling, my God i'd like to thank

'Cause we do are own version of Money in the Bank

[LiveforChrist999]

Here's a wrestling strategy that really works for me

I have my tag team partner distract the referee

When he's not looking,here's the first thing on my list

I win all my matches by spraying my foe with mist

[CaptainCrackup]

Colin's was so funny, no one can recover like him!

[TAJfilms1]

wrestling coaches are weird, or south park says,

they just want to go and grope little kids.

i don't want my kids to be a fan,

of wrestling or guys with candy in a van.

[youngtreythetruth]

@BryB0x She's not as bad as Denny....Brad is the best non-regular.

[superduperm1]

When it comes to wrestling I don't watch it much,

It's only people grabbing each other with some clutch,

But the main reason I'm not one of the fans,

I'd be embarrassed watching men in underpants.

[Larakinerd]

I am a Wrestler, I am the greatest one.

It's been a year since I've been the champion.

Being the best gets you some big showbiz.

I guess that's what happens when you are The Miz!

[drdudemeister]

I like watching wrestling while I'm eating a meal

I don't really care when people say its not real

One day they brought on a guest wrestler ready to fight

I threw up my meal when I saw it was drew carey wearing tights

[ittems]

i wouldnt mind seeing ryan in the little tights o.O

[tonymlg91]

best hoedown ever .. EVER !

[wolfpac1able]

I'm a wrestling expert. no one knows more than me.

I've seen it all from my home in tennessee

i've memorized every hold, it can not be denied

& if u don't believe me here's a ring please step inside

[crappy4478]

Just this past week, the industry took a loss.

A great professional whose matches were really boss.

Heaven wanted a real, just ask this wrasslin fan,

So God said, "OOOH YEAH!", and took the Macho Man.

RIP Randy Savage

[RavenT2]

@crappy4478 Very nice, very nice. :)

[AkemixMiyano]

@crappy4478 he died? o/o *didn't know this*

[crappy4478]

@AkemixMiyano yeah. on may 20. it was sudden. he was driving in his truck in florida with his wife and he had a massive heart attack and crashed. the heart attack killed him before the crash did. his injuries were minor and he was wearing his seatbelt.

[pippyspot]

Colin's verse was just epic, it was 100% unexpected :P

[XavyWin7]

10 people failed to break a neon light by slamming it with their head

[JMBandcompany]

ohhhh i am a wrestler, just look how fast i go

the trick to my great success, is to eat menudo

drew carry,is a really cool host of this show

but unlike him i am not, a really big sumo

[beinghumangirl]

the only thing i watch on my t.v

those two shows Smack Down and WWE

watching them fight to the death is really cool

like when Mc man got flipped in the stool

[beinghumangirl]

wresaling is an easy sport

you i use drugs and never get caught

my speshil move is the back breaker

but one night it went wrong thanks to the Undertaker

[triplek809]

10 people don't like WWE!

[boogieape]

wrestlers are big and strong that is what the say

but look at the things the wear dont they look gay

when they enter the ring they act as mad as they can

but i bet in the changing rooms they grapple and they bang

[shinoayeka]

Made all the more appropriate by Drew Carey's upcoming induction into the WWE Hall of Fame. :D

[spazdevil9]

I am a wrestler, I wrestle on a mat

I am very husky but don't you call me fat

Cause if you do by the end you'll be a wreck

I'll take you in the ring and flip you by your neck

FILP YOU BY YOUR NEEEEEEECK!

[GamePlayer567]

I hate wrestling, i just can't relate

The wrestlers keep jumping around and thowing all their weight

"Wrestling is fake" says my mother

All those guys like is getting to touch each other

[WhoseLineCrazy]

Sumo wrestling is always so cool

all those big guys make that sport rule

The wrestler that i love the most, he really is the best

Mr. Drew Carey-san can flatten all the rest!

[OblivionCalling]

I've trained to be a wrestler ever since I was ten

I couldn't really hack it, it never would have been

But I did learn a talent, one that wins me bread

I stand there, and break chairs with my head

[NoahMAngott]

I love how Colin doesn't even try to sing.

[RebelForceFilms]

there are 420 likes..

[darkdefender85]

I Am The World Wrestling Champ

The Fans Go Wild When I Walk Down The Ramp

I love being wild, rude, and crass

To become the champ, I Kicked Hulk Hogan's Ass

[mixmaster66666]

HAHAHA Hulk Hogan Sucks !! @darkdefender85

[inumaru988]

I could swear there was a hoedown about professors. What ever happened to it, 12Medbe?

[Rayla840]

Why are people doing their own shitty versions on hoedowns in the comment section? Sorry...it's just that they suck!!!!

[popcornluver134]

im supposed to b cleaning my room.............these r to addictive

[TheyCallMeNis]

@popcornluver134 you and me both kid

[MrScarieman1]

I used to wrestle all the time

Until finally I it was a crime

Cause I was "Wrestling" with sister

[HayabusaWill]

Well, I went to wrestling

Got front row on Raw

I showed up on TV

And everybody saw

My appearance was so good

That I got a call today

By this Sunday I will be

The champ on TNA

[TNAtionPlyCanColony]

@HayabusaWill Wickedly Awesome!

[BroncoBoi39]

Wresteling its really not for me,

I would rather go out to the deep blue sea,

it is not a sport it is all really fake,

i would rather fight a dirty rotten snake,

i bunch of guys in tights is not my kinda thing,

i would rather listen to Drew Carrey as he tries to sing

[MrTheLAJ]

I am a wrestler,

Who has arms the size of boulders.

I'm able to lift,

A sumo on my shoulders.

Since I've started wrestling,

I've taken steroids.

I wonder if thats now why I suffer,

From an*l hemorrhoids.

[SubbyP]

Wrestlers are such jocks you know, they bet up on nerds

But their other strategies are scary beyond words

The ol' Ultimate Warrior, on geek-torture he was hooked

So he b****-slapped comics fans with a crappy comic book

[leeks1408]

oh those pro wrestlers they are just the best

i love it when they throw guys and they do not rest

it will never ever bore me, it won't ever get old

my friend just got hit by the rock and he is stone outcold

[Cloloc]

What the heck is up with the WWE

After a big fight they look like they're ET

Hey did you know that guys who lost a liver?

Oh I remember! his name was justin bieber

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Well Randy Orton he was once the Legend Killer

And when he was around Jeff Hardy was a thriller

The big red monster Kane of my worries he's the least

When I see The Undertaker I know I'll REST IN PEACE!

[Neukodein]

I like those selfwritten high rated hoedowns more than the upvoted quotes from the video that spoil my fun.

[wickedObsessed22]

lmal it was so funny when ryan hit his head on the light you have to see that party quriks!

[canudigit20]

oh how the wwe just sucks

they can lick my nuts

john cena is the worst of them all

i wanna kick him in his balls

[ralphiemayphan]

do u have the wrestler/professer hoedown 12Medbe?

[GavinJ37]

This is probably the only time that Drew has attacked Ryan...and he hasn't retaliated.

[statusmvp01]

i like wrestling, the way it used to be

like WWF, and not the W-W-E

but i saw something that was even more gay

a new wrestling show they called T-N-A

*thank you*

[heltonj40]

"I'm a wrestler, I love working out.

We other wrestlers see me, they begin to pout.

Because when I get on that high rope, they know that I will pounce,

to bad I spend my time at home sitting on my couch."

[KingOfRock8887]

@Blingvidge13

And I bet you get ur ass kicked

[ElfenLied619]

I'm the World Champion of a wrestling company.

I'm so good that nobody can beat me.

I make wrestlers yell out for their mother.

Then I ask them "What's you gonna do Brother?"

[Manonthe3up]

...and the professor...

[PowerhouseTom]

drews more like a sumo wrestler

[pyropuppet999]

i always wanted to be a wrestler all my life

to go to the ring hearing the name mega knife

i know that i can make alot of money

but the best of it i get to call people jabroni

[UltMitSinner78]

My names Drew Carrey and wrestling is my thing

When the show begins I rule every ring

There's only one partner who I would never tag

That's that lousy bitch her names Jenny Craig

[Skope111]

@UltMitSinner78 tag doesnt rhyme with Craig... All those injuries must have lost you your ability to rhyme.

[UltMitSinner78]

@Skope111  It does so rhyme.

[Skope111]

@UltMitSinner78 Rhinoshit! Tag (with a short "a" sound) does NOT rhyme with Craig (long "a")

[NRevantagonist]

Really depends on where you're from, I pronounce it like Craig but I've heard it with the short a.

[blackshot415]

everyone says they love the Ryan and Colin and what about Lora hall without her there wouldn't be a hoe down

[ThePowerExcess]

@blackshot415 She is quite hot btw.

[bishop144214]

@blackshot415

i agree and she is one hell of a piano player to never miss a note

[Cormerious]

rhyme!

[666WCW]

OK I'm being 100% serious here, Kathy Greenwood is so HOT! Seriously, how a woman that hot is allowed on TV is beyond me, but DAMN!

[sultanofsick]

everyone PLEASE.  leave the writing to the professionals. pretty much all of you suck at it. HORRIBLY.

[Rikairiify]

But can they break a neon light by ramming it with their head. LOL!

[AlBundyFan365]

"Because of all my injuries, I've lost the ability to rhyme!" Ha ha ha ha ha! Totally unexpected the first time I saw this on TV.

[TheRamone1221]

Being a wrester is a craker

I never wanted it i wanted to be a baker

But now when my music hits its a shaker

Because im the Undertaker

[SamSparkus]

Ryan's version was my favourite!

[BOBTrailblazers]

I know it's horrible, but:

Tonight's main event is Triple H

comes to the ring with his Sledge,

And his opponent is

the Rated-R Superstar Edge,

The King of Kings gets into the

ring wet as can be,

and Edge comes out with blazing pyro

"You think you know me"

[NarutoFan1006]

I'm a wrestler and I'm always in the ring

You know I like to be king

Too bad, when I try to win

I'm always too late for a pin.

I like to wrestle its really fun

You know that I am number one

When I wrestle I hit em' with a stick

I get away with it because the ref sucks my dick.

The ref sucks my dickkk!

[Crimedog3333]

Professional wrestling, I think it really sucks.

I'd rather watch paint dry, or go and feed the ducks.

Men on steroids pretending to hurt other men.

My goal for this hoedown is for at least a minus ten.

[leeks1408]

wrestling is cool and i like the wrestlers

watching them get thrown around is kind of a blur

i went to a match and their as a big as a block

then a guy picked me up and threw me at The Rock

[crappy4478]

i am a wrestler and i'm really great.

i'm the kind of heel the fans they love to hate.

with my rock and my hair is really gay.

if you haven't guessed it my name is y2j.

[biggerthanyou79]

I am a wrestler, and I am the champ

The fans boo me loudly when I strut down the ramp

But I am awesome that's just the way it is

Yes, you guessed it, my name is The Miz

[KillaJay2007]

@biggerthanyou79 thats hilarious

[blindsightedkill]

ryan's line is undoubtly the funniest

[CB1611av]

When I get in the ring, I cause all kinda pain

All the other guys have to wash their pants because of stains

When I get done with them, they are dead and meet their maker

All the guys are scared of me more than the undertaker.

[FroobRadio]

Fucking gay.

[CB1611av]

Then don't read it. It's a hoedown.

[pcf180]

Oh I am a wrestler, I am very vain.

I make all my opponents, feel all the pain,

When I get into the ring, my opponent runs away,

'Cause all my previous victims, death to them I lay.

[StaraziaSelin66]

thumbs up if you'd like to see ryan in tights.

[kurtoofthedesert]

isnt it strange ho colin always pulls out the first line???

[jamesspencerjackson]

@kurtoofthedesert what do you mean?

[Trogdor8freebird]

Colin loves hoedowns, he's incredibly skilled at it as you can see. :P

[jamesspencerjackson]

ryan and drew's vocal ranges sounded good in this. too bad they didn't sing more during the show.

[shmurray19]

lol collin worked his way outta that one

[Blazieth]

Poor Ryan, this was the episode when he crashed into Drew's desk and broke the light!

[Singsonggirl]

Yess Ryan the Fearless! hahaha sorry it's late...

[ilikejeffgordon123]

kathy always wins when they do hoedowns

[Alientcp]

she isnt that good on regular games, i dont find that surprising.

She is hot tho.

[bradeck1]

Ryan Owned !!

[andu1337]

Haha Colin suprised everyone! :D

[Notbadphonedaddy]

I am a wrestler, I am big and strong

everyday I wrestle other men in a thong

you say what I do is fake it isn't a real fight

yet you're at home watching me every Monday night

[joeshab123]

10 stars for this hoedown!

[ballsrotten1]

I love collin

[KosovanPower]

cathy's cute

[hevblade]

they never make cathy sing anyone notice that??

[CigarateLife]

Kathy isnt so bright as she is beautiful,, incase u noticed she doesnt do much, but i love having her on the show...its always funny ;p

[ballsrotten1]

She must suck

[jeepers105]

She couldn't do a decent hoedown.

[HUSTFIN]

love the quiet second after "lost my ability to rhyme", Colin sure surprised em

[edwardmanboy]

@HUSTFIN oh crap its a trick sentence

[Bus7777]

"...But can they break a neon light by slamin' it with their head?"

[southernlovin85]

during the party quirks game he was carol channing getting her head stuck to everything. he ended up hitting his head and breaking the light on the front of drews desk

[kaylonnief13]

@southernlovin85 thts still my favorite party quirks :)

[imbiggy]

I watch a lot of wrestling, From Hogan and Stone Cold,

to Kurt angle and Goldberg, they are so very bold.

Now when I watch whose line, there's no need for tests,

when it comes to fitness, bald men are the best!

[MORECRAFTINC]

tell that to chris benoit