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  • No real BJJ there. 2:13 No takedown there, that is a simple tackle. Guy in the brown shirt was lucky that fat inbred had zero fighting skills. Fat dude was helpless on the ground. Any serious BJJ player would have submitted him in seconds. Americana is a high percentage lock, if done by a real BJJer fat guy would have screamed in pain.

  • texas sucks. & yes, I live here. funny ass video though!! lol.

  • I forgot how cute Paul wall was

  • I didn't know Charlie Kelly did BJJ

  • i love texas so much! once you live here you dont wanna leave!!

  • Reading these comments..Funny that most people think everyone from Texas are "Hicks." The guy in the yellow - clearly NOT one.

  • I <3 living in Texas.

  • Haha fat boy got tuned up. God I love Austin.

  • HAHAHA laughd so hard when i saw that fight :D

  • Lol @ vanilla ice at the end!

  • haha funny shit ... love it

    

  • Dear god I love Texas!!!

  • JIT JITSU

  • -Con queso, i say con queso.

  • I will beat your ass in the parking lot. I will beat your ass over those frenchfries. Lol

  • fucking gorilla

  • Shame on you

  • idiots.

  • The power of a white belt in Jiu Jitsu!

  • thats what ull usually see on oltorf lol....

  • funniest thing has to be the fact he is wearing a Tapout shit and he gets made to tapout

  • Thats hilarious and this why i dont go to water buger cuz there r some crazy people there

  • ROFL! Come get some!!!! "I already have some!" *eats cheeseburger*

  • Alcohol is a hellavuh drug

  • hahaha notice that he didnt say fuck you 2 any of the black ppl lmfao haha

  • that was funny but that was some entry level bjj... the fat guy was able to escape and get his back which would not have happened with anyone above blue belt level (even higher whites). But cool nonetheless. Guy was smart to just go for the takedown and not knock his teeth down his throat, could have gotten arrested/sued.

  • 2:21 you can see his PENIS !

  • " FUCK YOU AND YOIR CHEESEBURGER!" hahahahhaha

  • looks like this guy needs a web redemption xD!!!! GOOD OL TEXAS

  • its a sad day for humans

  • just give him a fucking cheese burger

  • fat fuck wants a cheese burger! do NOT wear a TAPOUT shirt when you cant fight one bit.

  • funny how the dorky lookin guy kicked the fat dudes ass in a way

  • 1.2,3 i'm leaving lol

  • To think this asshole was in my town hes at the riverside one btw Fucking fat fuck i guess with all the pretty ppl that come vist during south by south west theres that thing 2 ugh get outta austin fat fuckers

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  • i really thought I was gonna see a fight. LMAO.

  • 1:40 is that kanye west?

  • I love my city! Austin stand up!! All he had to say was uncle and the other guy would have turned him loose! hahahaha

  • Hahaha "tap out...tap out..."

  • That was sum funny shit

  • LARRY THE TAPOUT GUY

  • Man, I remember SXSW. He is definitely not from Austin if this is the case. I got cussed out by some guy in the parking lot since he was drunk and another girl ran at our car. The out of towners are so unfriendly while everyone else in Austin is chill and nice.

    That guy got what he deserved, trash like shouldn't come to a peace-loving town.

  • dude in the black shirt stole the fat guy's flashing green ball. lol

  • LMAO....The funniest video on youtube!

  • give me liberty or give me cheeseburger!

  • Bearded dude FTW!

  • I want a cheeseburgar goshdarn it.

  • gimme mah fuckin cheezburger BIIIIIIIITCH

  • So why is wake as pall mall. I mean wank wall comenting on this fight over a chesse burger? I don't wanna hear he's from Texas bull shit

  • fucking fatass hick. he was pissed they slaughtered the cow he used to fuck

  • the black dude in the hoodie kinda cute

  • Zulke domme boeren hebt je ook in ernhem,korenmark.

  • He should of asked for a Whataburger with Cheese.

  • they do make sum good cheeseburgers though.....LoL

  • The sooner people like that are sterilized and unable to breed, the better off the world will be. Darwin has a lot of work ahead of him...

  • Dear TAPOUT and UFC:

    Thanks for making Americans another reason to be pissed off, aggravated, overly aggressive, and violent for no apparent reason.

  • fat+ white people=hunger bear

  • 2:57 guy looks like dwayne wade

  • lol the guy fighting him either should have punched in the face or put him in a sleeper hold

  • mma?

  • motherlollers

  • But he asked for a cheeseburger!

  • so many good parts to this:

    the fact they keep making food and serving other people while this is going on

    the words exchanged

    the fact he wasnt wearing boxers or anything

    everyone else just keeps laughing at them

    the irony in his tapout shirt

    this would happen in texas

  • LOL MF DONT HAVE NO DRAWLS ON

  • Redneck :"Come get some!" Bearded Dude " I have some!"

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!

  • This is why the rest of the world hates us.

  • hey this is the whataburger on oltorf huh!?! lol...

  • dayum ive been to dat whatatburger lmao to funny!

  • i would have ripped his damn arm off and took it back with me while i finished my delicious whataburger

  • that nigga was goonin....

  • waterburger! yay but embarrassingly enough i live here

  • @snrub92 lol, ignorance

  • i think he wanted a whamburger with french cries

  • It is funny that the staff are continuing "business" as normal

  • @snrub92 are you fking serious?! omg, it's the shiz!!!

  • Looks like skinny dude knew a little bit of grappling...but I would have knocked his teeth out fuck that that's the only way these out of shape wannabe tough guys learn

    maybe fatboy should stop eating cheeseburgers and eat some Wheaties instead haha

    I love how the staff is still working handing out orders...."thirty four" hahaha

  • The skinny guy went easy on him. Could've gone for pressure points but noooo

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  • of da chain mofo, yeah! way to abuse the english language... nice aluminum foil-wrapped teeth too, rofl.

  • hes having a big mac attack.

  • That fight looked more like a hillbilly TapouT than a fight

  • tat fat guy is a faggot....i thought he's gonna woop tat foo ass.....lol wat happen....fat trash bag....loser ass

  • Why didn't anybody give this guy a cheeseburger or at least some french fries? I'm mad when I'm hungry, too XD

  • LMAO that guy was the worst fuckin fighter ive ever seen XD

  • whats the name of the song in the beginning?

  • what the fuck happened to the end of this?

  • the fat guy trying to take his back is my favorite

  • Dude is tripping over a cheeseburger? "I'm Done!" lol This shit is hilarious

  • lol skinny boy brings heat upon himself and fails. he could have gotten choked by the fat fuck or gotten stuck in fat boys side control had fat boy secured his goddamn hooks. I cant fucking believe skinny boy let fat boy take his back. just shows how much more pathetic fat boy is. people say that takedown was slow, but I give mad props to skinny boy for finishing a takedown on a bigger man AND taking his shorts off for our lulz. I know I can't finish a takedown.

  • @streetthug4life ok, nevermind brown shirts BJJ is pretty sweet. he secures the other side control when fat boy has an underhook. my bad.

  • LMAO I dont know who's sadder, the skinny white internet junkie punk on the brown shirt talking shit when he should keep his mouth shut.(making fun of retarded inbreds is not nice, especially when you're one of them) or the fat fuck bitch in the yellow tapout shirt. you, as a grown ass man, do not yell and cuss in public, and threaten fellow civilians over a greasy, worthless cheeseburger. im going with the fat manchild as sadder.

  • "I have a cheeseburger, it tastes good" Hahahahajha

  • i lost it at the naked ass lol

  • ha ha worst side control ever

  • A fucking kimura in a street fight. That was somefunny shit.

  • roflmao

  • St Patty's Day Drunks! it took me many times of watcing to notice every one is wearing green

  • LMAO!

  • Awesome!!!! Amazing what some grappling knowledge can do against a bigger man. I have to admit, the guy at the end of this video is a close 2nd in the biggest bonehead of the video award.

  • if i were the guy in brown shirt i would have removed his green shorts and thrown in the corner leaving his bare pantyless buttox for the public eye.

  • HAHA pathetic

  • LMAO!

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  • @ike0616 - Swedes...

  • wow these ppl can fight

  • thats the new Tourette's Guy!

  • hahahah:D

  • LV 1 Modern Army Combatives. HOOAH

  • he just wanted a cheeseburger lol

  • He better be glad Billy Joe Shaver wasn't there.

  • Join THE official Facebook Page

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  • Fuckin Kenny Florian versus Roy "Big Country" Nelson in the middle of a fast food place. How embarassing. I hate dueches that talk a big game and don't show up. Lose the TapouT shirt you soft sack of shit and go to the gym!

  • big boy should have taken some advice from his Tshirt

  • whahaha, thanks for putting the picture to the word pathetic

  • actually, these are the kind of native people of Austin i have met, no joke. He is obviously from Austin.

  • I hope that fat hillbilly dies of aids. Thumbs up for the other guy!!

  • "I have a cheeseburger, it tastes good"

    trollface.jpg

  • It's kind of weird to see a big fat bald guy pitching a fit on the floor with his pants around his ankles. It's kind of like seeing a large infant.

  • I'll beat you all over those french fries mother f*cker! LMAO! What a stupid cock.

  • the white guy at the end of the video thinks he's a nigger

  • best on youtube!

  • i see london i see france this guy has no underpants

  • funniest part is the stupid wigger at the end

  • Incest

  • I heard these two on a radio show I like to listen to on my way to class in the morning. They said that they had both been drinking. The one in the brown is in the army, and because of that knows a little bit JuJitsu. The arm thing he does (whatever it was called) he meant to do. They are both down to earth people actually

  • Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

  • they are austinites

  • hahha i saw paul wall getting gas that evening in his nice black suv. we exchanged smiles. I WISH i would have seen that. AND YES that guy must have been an out of towner... and the dude sitting there eating his burger was DEF. from austin. that shit cracks me up!

  • THAT WAS AWESOME.

  • Lol, he is from Austin though. He was just drunk on St. Patty's day.

  • all that shit happened on st. patricks day or somethin? lol!

  • This poor excuse for a peice of shit is NOT FROM TEXAS...This peice of shit is from Arkansas! ** TAKE NOTE **

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  • lmao...LMAO.."NUMBER 24....."

  • "COME GET SOME! I SAID COME GET SOME!"

    "...I have some."

  • i fucking love this..

  • loool..awsome ^^..somebody knows a bit about bjj XD

    btw..look at that black guy at 1:05

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  • that guy trained jiujitsu

  • gai at the end, u r white...act like 1

  • check out the official response video on my channel

  • id woop his ass before the cops came n i would have stuck my dick in his crack to get his ass confused no homo tho

  • You know what they say, buns on the floor. I saw this video on Web Soup on G4.

  • You know what they say, buns on the floor. I saw this video on Web Soup.

  • You know what they say, buns on the floor. I saw this video on Web Soup

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  • Yes! Well said fiveodude. Guy in the brown shirt, son of Epic Beard Guy maybes?

    Seriously he rocks for putting that loudmouth Tourist in his place!

  • since when is paul wall a wigger

  • All he wanted was a fucking cheeseburger.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • If I would have been the manager of that place, I'd fired everyone working there for not stoping the fight. They are in many ways responsible for what happens in their workplace.

    The retards just standing and watching isnt that mutch better either,,

  • @ForrestFox You couldnt fire them for not doing anything. If they got beat the shit up for trying to stop it and ended up in hospital, are they gonna get any form of compensation from your company? I dont think so... Hilarious take down none the less

  • Stuff like this doesn't happen at In-N-Out here in CA. Ha. I love how the people behind the counter just continue to call out order numbers for people as this whole thing goes down. Like it's business as usual. Things like this are why Texas kind of freaks me out. Although I've only ever been to Dallas/Fort Worth.

  • @geforced88 yes sir i agree in n out the only way to go...i used to drive a big truck (semi) and have been all over texas...never really enjoyed fort worth of dallas very much and whataburger....what burger must i ask...lol...but anyhow i live here in southern california as well and whataburger is no contest at all to in n out...=)

  • @geforced88 riiiiight california is the most fucked up state out there. you never been to ATX maybe you should shut the fuck up with your liberal ass. California has the most gangs and crime...and the most fucked up liberal protesters like the vegans who blow up mcdonalds and the gays who seem to not understand what modesty is

    this is a fight telling me niggaz in cali don't fight? get real homes

    grab your rainbow flag and go sing kumbahyah you hippy douche

  • Weird. I didn't actually expect to some technique in one of these "fight happens in random place" vids.

    It's not particularly great technique, but still, I guess the bearded guy made it work for him.

  • do they have any idea what the hell is going on

  • damn that fool got his ass taken down mma style

  • I'd like to know how the guy in the yellow got so pissed off, what started the whole thing.

  • are you done

  • "Come get some!"

    "I have some"

    lol :P

  • What's with all the nigger shit? Just show the video please. Save us, you're not reality tv stars. (if that is even something to inspire.)

  • WE FOUND CHEESEBURGER JOSH

    join FB page

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  • Hey, Paul "The Wall" you sound like a moron.

    That is all

  • I laugh cause he is wearing a tapout shirt so he probably thinks he is badass.

  • where im from we shoot each other for a cheeseburger lmao

  • That guy was all bark.

    I bet he told all his friends how everyone jumped him at once in the restaurant and that's the reason he lost the fight. But now everyone knows the truth: he can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

    Keep running your mouth because that's the only game you got. The next time a bookish white dude talks back at you in a friendly manner, I think you better just walk away before your bare ass ends up on youtube again!

  • ahahaha...douchebag at the end, priceless...

  • ew that guy's cheeseburger was showing

  • I was in Corpus with an awesome friend and we were laughing nonstop because there was a Whataburger on every fucking corner. There were seriously at least fifteen, it was fucking bizarre.

  • @CaptKirby18

    Whataburger was started in Corpus...