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  • make a vlog video of eminem.

  • Hey man i run a website belfast humour; was watching you videos funny stuff very inspiring was wondering is you would fancy doing a belfast video? I have tried to come up with something funny and I'm doing ok but have yet to be able to come up with a script or that is good enough for a live sketch as involved as some of yours. Would be awesome if you could do something Northern Ireland related.

    Any way cheers for sticking them videos up funny as.

    Lizataloo

    Belfast Humour

  • make a vlog video about night time at crenshaw blvd... i cant remember when, but u said sometime that u live there.

    do u roll down the street smoking indo sipping on gin and juice, or what else do u do all day beside making videos?

  • u should make a vid about black parents, b/c i see vids made about asian parents.

  • Yo dave make a raywillaimjohson pardoy

  • Make a video, with characters excepting something something good to happen to them, but as another character speaks nothing actually happens and the character that spoke before screams "Say What!!"

  • Yo Dave, make some more videos with Chris The Crackhead thief. Those are the best ! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them first. Shubidubidu, latatataaa ... :))

  • hey david you know that video you did about a guy with a machete walking into an elevator what if you find him in your house waiting for you. think about it

  • PLZ MAKE A VIDEO JUST ABOUT NAKED DICKS THAT RUN AROUNDS SCREAMING "OH MY FUCKING GOD IN BEING EATEN BY A DUST MITE" AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE SAYES WHY THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU FUCKING RUNING AROUND LIKE A BICH

  • @burningtyres1 wowwwwwwwwww :-)

  • @laughandpeealittle No don't do that i think it is weird how about one about a moose headed tuna that funs around and says david spates can you give me a iphone and your like no but i will give you this half eaten mc donalds frie i found is the ladies toilets

  • Here's a short sketch idea... You and a fine lady friend are out for dinner, the waitress is smitten with you and fawns all over you while you try and order. She pretty much snubs your date while she makes one suggestive remark after another to you. One being how much she admires your very strong hands. I'm thinking the waitress would look a bit like Jenny McCarthy... errr I mean Melissa McCarthy.

  • david i think u should make a video about what not 2 say 2 ur wife that would be awsome and please e mail me if u do

  • Im all 4 more cock blocking video's :)

  • Daivd make a video about putting foot in or out ppl ass

  • Please more Chris the Crackhead! Shoo be doobie do la ta ta ta ta.

  • more with tim!!!

  • i would like to see a video on pastor manning. he is a black man that hates black people

  • yo @laughandpeealittle will u look at this now i wanted to know if youd consider doin a typpe of vlog about all the youtube bans and vevo and thx for the kool vids

  • OR you could do a video about you're acting/comedic influences.......

  • Do a video about which celebrities you and you're friends would tie to the railroad tracks....all hypothetical of course.

  • @whenmonkeysattack16 Hey! That's my idea!

  • dave you should do a vlog on dating your best friends ex, when is the right time if there is a time etc, just your opinion on that topic

  • hey dave listen look I want you to create a video which will be like this :-

    Title : chris the crackhead

    how it goes : first a man is walking on the street and he is really fat so when he walks he gets hit by a thin guy and so they both start fighting and then cris the crackhead comes and steals all there valets and things like that and then he takes the fattys pants off and the fatty runs away then even the thin guy runs away

  • My idea is way to long to fit in the comments box so I sent you it to the email. I just found out you dont like ideas sent to the email, so sorry Dave but I think you will like it. Its not really an idea, but more of a thought out brief summary of a cockblocking story.. Again, sorry but I just had to express the idea.

  • You should do a night at the roxbur parody or whatever...or something=p

  • hey dave do more chrise the crack head and cold blooded plz lmoa

  • Hey Dave,

    If you've ever seen that SNL skit called getting punched before eating i think you should make your own version of it. You could mess around with the concept and make it pretty crazy. Imagine you jumping out of a KFC Bucket uppercutting John

  • This guy is completely hilarious

  • Hi please search a video called goose fight - its sooo funny i'd love too see your response :)

  • that aint cool

  • How about a third episode of Bounty Hunters, and this time, you make a scene with the criminal using an E.M.P. gun?

  • MORE COLD BLOODED PLZZZZ they funny as hell lol........plzzzz make more

  • I'd like to see a video on your opinion about that kid Casey Haynes. He's the one that body-slammed one of his bullies. You know, since you've got a video about those six shit heads beating a man.

  • Here's an interesting sketch idea: How about four couples are accidentally booked in the same honymoon suite, and the couples decided to fight for it, until one couple is left standing, but unfortunately, another couple gets in the suite.

  • anything you do its always david spates :D 10 starz

  • make a sketch making fun out of the pope

  • Cold Blooded part2:(1) Girlfriend refuses to give head, gets stabed in the ass with a thumb.(2) Friend hates on other friend for winning the lottery tries to con him out of money, friend that won payed homeless people to beat him down and impale anally with broomstick.(3) Timothy DeLa Ghetto puts to jam in Oatmeal and for revenge it's arranged for him to be raped by three elderly women with no teeth and they fart allot.

  • Vlog on the death of Osama Bin Liden!

  • Hey Dave,Could you be Nice to the Dolphins and try to help out with the probs in THE COVE Japan?The Dolphins are Suffering too much,they need our help,they're being brutally killed for money,in a very SICK!Way.they cry but no body come.The place the Cove taiji.they're slaughter in that pool of blood water screaming for help!It is HORROR!Can you use your influence and ask around,se if you can find some body to help us out?The Dolphins are like us human man,they need to be free,get away from them.

  • ELMO!!!!!!! :D!!!

  • hey dave could u make a video like u and ur friends go on a camping trip in the woods and theres a murder but the murder is actually one of u guys just killing all of u for some dumb reason like u stole the murders bike for an hour or something like that

  • hey dave can you make a video of a lil bike group called osb it means olneyswagg boyz and racing each others and chilling like playing sports my groups title is all about chilling and doing funny stuff if you make this video can you also do shout outs to my people its kinda alot of people but ima name it to you now K-SWAGG  BILLABOI J. MANN J HOOD MIKE PACKATACK JESS THE BESS BLACK OUT dank you

  • yo dave can you do a sketch about rap back in the day ,now and in the fffuuutttuuurrree and how do you feel about rap these days do you think any of the rap stars on youtube will make it

  • this video is funny as hell yu should use it for yur nxt TWD

    Yu real funny keep up the good wrk

  • Hey,I have an idea.How about you make a video called:When your best friend steals your ex boyfriend.A video like you did about the 6 kids.Like talk about it.

  • celebrity basketball

    rick james verses micheal jackson

  • a criss the crack head cock block video 

  • Yo Dave, how about a vlog on the Casey Heynes bullying thing (v=KcYy0MpZ7MQ)? Now that guy got Fudged up (with a capital F).

    Btw I just started watching your vids and already I'm saying 'fudged'. You may have to trademark that one.

    Keep up the good work. Peace!

  • You know what? I think I would like for you to go with my other idea about playing hide and seek with your friends using an E.M.P. gun.

  • a david why dont u make a second version of tickle and scratch me elmo rember when elmo said elmo will be back bi**h k thats all

  • how about a animal version of maury, have cats on the show doing a paternity test.

  • i wanna see u make a ps3 girls go crazy im referring to xbox girls get revenge and xbox girls strikes back look at those vids and you'll see what im sayn plse me and all my friends would really appreciate it if u were to do it

  • I hope u could do another video with timothydelaghetto and exocticjess and olgakay and make a skit when yall r all couples(yall can choose who) but then timothys with his girl and all he can here is u and ur girl in the bedroom screaming and he runs in there to tell yall to shut up but yall makin sandwichs and she thought it tasted good so she yelled and u cut yourself i thought itd be funny but idk change wat ya like :)

  • @SierraDuckett hmm, that's an idea :-)

  • i say more crackhead theif.. i loved those

  • @BTProductions0723 more coming :-)

  • More Curse Words! Mother-F-Worder, that S-word is like G-Word D-word Crack, N-word! PLEEEEASE, Dave! I Mother-F-wordin NEED it!

  • @TheatriKids I plan on doing one soon with youtuber creativewritings24

  • @laughandpeealittle OH HAPPY DAY! It is a good day when David Spates replies to you personally & has such good news! Thanx, Dave! I tell all my friends & fam bout u & we're all big fans! UR da s-werd my n-werd! :)

  • @TheatriKids lol, I appreciate it :-)

  • more cut of the babe

  • you should do a vlog, or a sketch on "teach me how to dougie FAIL"

  • do a wwe

  • yo david spates do a what would you do if a guy kicked you in the nuts #4 or cockblockin #13 '' Your done son''

  • make some more that aint cool :) there so funny

  • @Bl00dnoob more on the way.

  • please could you do a TWD about the video guile theme goes with everything Fat Kid Beats Up Skinny kid bully video. please please please

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  • Dave, i saw yo friend al on the lowes commercial rofl

  • @marshawn95121 oh yeah, Al Thompson. he does a lot of commercials :-)

  • video about how alexandra wallace messed up by talking about Asians.

  • @TheRuthlessRapper I should have jumped on that earlier

  • fuck a dick just like your video called eat a dick fuck dick bitch my name is dereck

  • @msqwaqwa21 wow!

  • go fuck a dick my name is dereck

  • more 10 things not to do

  • @Zjgamer just shot it :-)

  • make a video about you and john who made a shout out in the channel 11 news about dissing mexicans and telling them to go back to mexico. then you and him are just chillin in starbucks then get arrested from the police then drop in east la then you see a group of mexican gang member talking about you and what you said. thenyou and john dress in a panco and big mexican hat with fake mustace. but they see john mustance falling off. then get tim to come with his asian gang. DRIVE BY

  • Make a parody of either Mario or Sonic.

  • More cock block'n. Like either u or John is sleep and tha other sneaks in w/ a vile of crouch crickets and sprinkles em on, cut to whoever and tha chick and all this uncontrollable itchin start w/ cricket cherps. Then whoever and a chick are watchin tv (cartoon shit) then a news report w/ tha other as a reporter comes on talkin about a rapest w/ a fucked up drawin of tha other, then the chick runs off. I know ya'll usually do 3 per episode but this is a long ass comment, peace and big ups.

  • Do a parody of a kids television show like Blues Clues or something.

  • Videos with you, John and Tim making a skit are the funniest!

  • How about hide-and seek with an E.M.P. gun?

  • @luigifan809 lol, we have more games coming.

  • a public prank where you fall asleep on a bench/bus but catch is you sleep with your eyes open starring directly at the person beside/ infront of you...i think it would be halarious

  • more spoofs of adverts and more comedy sketches :D

  • Please Make a video about the crackhead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I been a fan for 2 years straight! been spreadin the word ever since! This is the only thing that i ask u and have ever asked u. PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER CRACKHEAD THIEF VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrYungReaper lol, I will :-)

  • Please make a Mario Kart parody.

  • By season I mean spring simmer and stuff I kno me saying this isnt funny but I kno ull find a way to make it funny

  • Make a skit of someone famous or a geico or allstate commercial or another holiday like groundhogs day or a season

  • /watch?v=uL7WlWO1eqI&NR=1 DO THIS!!!!

  • you shold make a video about a gay black super hero \

  • failed rockstar

  • chris the crakhead "TRIES" to go to rehab

  • BLACK PEOPLE PLAYING HOCKEY, NASCAR, FORMULA 1, YOU MIGHT AS WELL TOSS OBAMA AND TIGER IN THERE TOO. YOU COULD EVEN MIX THOSE IN WITH COCKBLOCKING, CRACKHEAD THIEF, AND SECRET BODY GUARD. I SAID DO IT "MOTHER FUDGER!!!" YOU ARE THE "SHIP"

  • do one about why guys are obsessed with girls asses, cuz im a girl and honestly i dont get it, all it does is shit, and sit, thats it so please do a video(s) on this!

  • Do one about all the Hoe's! shacking there butt's on youtube

  • do one abou tyou faping fuc u sucker

  • Much much much more the crackhead thief

  • How about a sketch of you playing another kid game? Hide-and-seek with a bat?

  • i think you should go on the road bro. do some state to state videos. more porn talk. more chris the crackhead deffinately. american idol spoofs. the game spoofs. tiger woods. possibly animation? it would be dope to see david spates on the boondocks. bunch of ideas man. to many to post.

  • i think you should go on the road bro. do some state to state videos. more porn talk deffinately. american idol spoofs. the game spoofs. tiger woods. possibly animation? it would be dope to see david spates on the boondocks. bunch of ideas man. to many to post.

  • DO A VLOG ABOUT PHOENIX JONES

    DO A VLOG ABOUT PHOENIX JONES

    DO A VLOG ABOUT PHOENIX JONES

    DO A VLOG ABOUT PHOENIX JONES

    DO A VLOG ABOUT PHOENIX JONES.

    do a.... well i guess you got the message.... lol peace

  • @ripstickridder who's Pheonix Jones?

  • @laughandpeealittle He's a guy in Seattle Washington that walks the streets at night in a skin tight uniform, in a sense fighting crime. You can find him on youtube, i think you can find some interviews with him online on youtube. I was wanting to know what your view on the subject of phoenix jones was.

  • More "That Ain't Cool" !! please =)

  • A state farm parody- like a good neighbor state farm is gone

  • How about Chris the Crackhead playing as a contestant on "The Dating Game?"

  • can u do the a vlogs abou the uncle giving his newphew an ass wooping for being a gang bangger on facebook.....that will get me rolling XD thumps up if u think it will be funny or shech comady ur choise

  • @PrincessDemon07 I wish I would have done that when it happened :(

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  • how a bout a dog named david spates eating his own poop.?!

  • @crazyofbaby1 wowwwwww

  • WE WANT MORE CRACKHEAD!!!!! =)

  • i just send you a video busting moves, i will like for you to do the same one in youre own stile jejeje

  • u should talk about ur opinion about school uniforms i mean its like wat happened to expressing ourselfs know wat i mean dave?

  • How about a parody of Dr Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham?

  • More Crackhead Thief, it´s very fun. when the cris apear on the street sing is music, man everybody runing for your life. xD keep going david You have some fans in portugal xD

  • Do a maury paternaty show for cats

  • make a song out of the british / london subway phrase "please mind the gap between the train and the platforn"

    NOBODY did that yet, but a rap would be so funny.

    you might have to check out the original that can be found here on youtube.

    they say that phrase at , before and between EVERY station. so annoying,

    so make fun of it!

  • Do one with a lady that doesn't speak English, but you treat her like she's blind.

  • DO MORE MABLE AND JOELINE VIDEOS the two old ladies doing pranks lol

  • @MzPisces987 lol, good times, good times. :-)

  • tht hot chick from the cockblocking david spates audition and the most recent cockblocking :)

  • Cockblocking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • Hey Dave, I thought maby you would like to work off the idea of crazy conspericies or somthing like that.

  • Cockblocking! Pleaaaaase

    

  • 10 things a man never do it his girl it kind be any one

    10 thing a man never do stuff around girls

  • a video about skateboarding

  • do a sketch on u n da hood sellin drugs and da cops runnin up on u lol... u know what im gettin at im pretty sure u can do somethin hilarious there all ur clips r hilarious man keep it up

  • 2GIRLS1FINGER!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT

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  • you should make a web series 

  • more crack head please

  • do more of the black cat in the hat the biggest crackhead please

  • more that aint cool

    and cockblocking

  • more crack head thief shoobi doobi doo latahtahtahtah

  • more crack head thief shoobi doobi doo

  • MORE THAT ANIT COOL VIDEOS PLZ PLZ PLZ MAN I LOVE THOSE VIDS!!!!

  • More Cockblocking

    More Secret Bodyguard

    More Crackhead Thief!

  • @Redicaluss Definetly.. Agreed^^^^

  • do a video about people who date online for a long time but exchanged fake pics and then finally meet in real life to find out that the woman was really a man and the man was really a woman

  • @JudgeLollie that's pretty good. I will do something similar to it and you will get credit :-)

  • How about a sketch of you having a "super punch" ability, which allows you to knock folks out with one single punch? That would be great.

  • How about a skit depicting Vic sneaking into your house in a ski mask, and a bag, trying to steal stuff, and then you come in the living room where he is, and you get a bat, and start beating the snot out of him, and when he's had enough, unmask him.

  • MAKE MORE CHRIS THE CRACK HEAD VIDEOS LOVE THEM THANKS

  • MAKE MO COCKBLOCKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dave you should make a sketch about 3 friends being the last men on earth and show how they cope

    and you should make a cockblockin vid with the characters having superpowers

  • Dave you should make a vlog video about the pros and cons of youtube and wat we can do to improov it like stop making stupid anus comments! : / feel me?

  • @megamonster17 That is a very good vlog suggestion. will do & you will get credit :-)

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  • pls make 1800-s and cockblockin!

  • do a spoof video do those gieco commercials that say " can geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? does elmer fud have trouble with the letter are?" something like that

  • do another cockblocker

  • Wach this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • U do it so you trick the other guy..obviously.

  • ok so this is what you do. You play the 'WELL A DONT' Game but you do it so much you piss people off. Example, timmy says 'yo have you got a cell phone i can borrow?' Jo says 'yea i do w....' timmy interrupt and say 'YEA WELL A DONT N***A!' in a really serious n pisd way like Pinky from next friday.. it continues throughout the conversation untill Jo smacks his ass down, end video.. U gota do this it gets mad addictive wen u play this sh*t trust me n hit me back dnt mess am FRM SCOTLAND

  • Make a vid. about Hide-and-Seek but where you take throwing knifes and throw it at them or somethin like that....make another childrens game become where you try to hurk or kill them

  • A dog taking a dump in a pool! Yeah, I off my meds again!

  • @SweatyGhost no ship :-)