Ask A Ninja - 05.03.11 - Omnibus

[xDilutedx]

Yo, Ninja.. Where the fuck did you go, make more videos.. Most under rated, unappreciated film maker on youtube.

[taytay010300]

Can you kill Chuck Norris or is he too awesome?

[taytay010300]

What do you think about theater, actors, and singers?

[SkinkFly]

I'm surprised you knew the name of charlie parker.



[ThemGuysWhoJustGame]

Could you make video about how the ninja won the war with pirate's?

[shoopdawoop70reviews]

Are ninja's mothers epic?

[TheVJackV]

Do ninjas kill other ninjas?

[Monasmith94]

did you kill hetler

and can u kill the presudent plez.

[AFatGrunt24]

@Monasmith94 Can you teach illiterate trolls how to spell?

[Chris31415]

DEATHstraction!

[Generalgmd]

would u say that Shadow the Hedge hog is a ninja?

[mrmutton2]

You know, it's actually really interesting how surprisingly clever this guy is.

[fatboy4655]

If chuck norris was a ninja who would win in a fight you or him

[poisonedclaw]

I've got several ninja-based questions, prime amongst them being, how does one kill a ninja-zombie? and who would win, chuck norris or a ninja?

[narcolepticpopsicle]

What is a ninja's favorite kind of food?

[8milesnake]

did you ever play assassin's creed revelations????

[Selsiuss2]

What's your favorit Mortal Komat Ninja? Trick Question; only Scorpion is a Ninja.

[Jen5992]

Vanilla ice.... He was a tool, right? LMFAO!

[chengy8891]

If Ninja's want to learn another language do they use their ninja powers to learn it or do they use Rosetta Stone?

[lostchild14000]

contin: then i saw the show. it made me lagh for the first time today and i got a sense of humor for it. i hate it when someone beeing "ninja" is just some skateboard trick instead of the true art of stelth. kids dont nessessarily have to grow up, but if they said "ninja" in afew of my martial arts classes for no reason my master wouldn't be so leniant toward them. now what you do may have stipulated that phrase but odviously thats not what you meant to do

Q: can fake ninjas not be total douchs?

[lostchild14000]

ive been realy pissed of lately! i was about to put up some Bad coment on this page. see, im a martial artist myself(the real kind-not just "oh, im taking lessons at the 'Y' "-im actualy going from dojo to dojo. after i make the rank of black belt(for most this is realy just where the real training begins) i move on and decide wether or not to come back for more). kids at my school used to just say ninja to sound cool and it pissed me off. i think shows LIKE this split the real meaning of ninja

[austincanady00]

how many ninjas does it take to kill the annoying orange with 38 moster ninjas with a dragon?

[choloman94]

How do you kill a ninja Nyan cat? That is if they do exist!!!!

 -Jose

[AltaRepublic]

Does this guy remind anyone of Toby Turner??? Hmm... Similar humor... "Ninja Out!"

[Kl1rr3n]

this shit still exist?

[yozari11]

my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?

[benradant20]

Are there any "Goth Ninjas"? If so how do you tell the difference?

[tucotuti]

i want a ninja opinion: Apple or Microsoft ;)

[fartyallred]

Do ninjas play video games?

[futbolfever90]

Ignorance, organized religion, and Bristol Palin.

[KCDCish]

I can't go to sleep a night. Can you tell me a ninja bedtime story??

[ultimatealex112]

Does a ninja play minecraft?

[MrNinjaintraining]

i looked up punchcast, the silence is not good, and some stupid looking guy is in it

[Dreamrunner18]

Would ninja Make A good EOD squad member in the Army? (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) like off of the movie The Hurt Locker.

[ShamelessMCRFan]

can ninjas click on 3 links in one instant?

[ShinobiGarth]

lol i totally forgot they were still doing Ask a Ninja, miss this so much

[ShamelessMCRFan]

@ShinobiGarth me too!!

[Betud]

Hey Ninja recently there have a large decline of WoW players online do you have anything to do with this.

-Merc4life-

[waspinator247]

were is the ninja?

[jamviator]

Hey, do ninja turtles really exist? I find that hard to believe, I mean c'mon they're reaaally slow.

[SuperNextgengamer]

Do Ninjas hate Nyan Cat?

[LemonatoR32]

Do ninjas get ronery?

[MrRonGuitar]

Oh snap you brought back the old intro, My life is complete. Time to watch all the AAN I missed.

[coolguyace]

Do Ninjas play video games?

[DrOcktagonatron]

Serious question...can I getcho numba

[NegroFG1]

what kind of shampoo does a ninja use?

[Senarak]

Can ninjas ninja a ninja? Or is it too explosive for the human mind?!

[JHoward393]

how can i tell if a ninja has been in my house? is there any oblivious signs?

[achenjang]

Can you read this?

これまでに竜を殺したことがありますか？その時か？

If so what does it say?

[shizheng1989]

擦你吗有木有

[Kazikox]

I cant believe they are still making these.

[JosephThaneson]

Right on!

[Ghost2743]

2:12

Digga damn...

[JosephThaneson]

#I #love #ninjas.

[PacoRaid]

Do ninjas kill while doing other things in somethin like an Omnitalented way?

[JosephThaneson]

You #sexy #bitches <3 xD

[FORGDEDELILT]

Are you related to Tobuscus at all-Nick

[FatManDude13]

Is the Easter Bunny a ninja? and if so is he an accomplice of Santa?



[focakes]

the questions are funnier than the answers

[PhiliCheeseSteak1]

are there really about 99 ninjas in my room right now?

[HellBase1]

where are the ninjas in my room are hiding

[TacoGrande88]

I have polished my sword lately..

[stinkysnak7]

How does A ninja play Minecraft?

[JosephThaneson]

XD Thank you for killing me with laughter!

...Now I'm a fail ghost with nothing better to do than comment people on YouTube.

Hoorays!

[ahmed619411]

What is a NINJA'S favorite movie? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ninja assassin

[RussiaT9]

What is the relation ship between the russian and the ninjas? :)

[RHoles1]

holy shit i cant believe this is still on. i used to watch this in 7th grade hah and the knox videos

[tbonejmac09]

Do ninjas retire, and are there specific retirement homes for ninjas?

[hollowosamudiamen]

If an ninja ever gets put in solitary confinement, how they get out?

[Shmoooooo1]

what is a ninjas favourite number, generally?

[lex32811]

can ninjas hide inside thier shadows?

[Handymancinema]

Wait a second! You killed your grandma long ago... ninja's can do much but not rise from the dead.... right?

[AK74uMan]

Bristel Palin LMFAO

[Deltrocko]

About how many people die during a typical Ninja Graduation Ceremony? And What does a typical Ninja Grad party look like?

[spongebob5927]

do ninjas like cookies?

[TheGunman66]

How do ninjas cut their lawn?

[niceshotjones]

@TheGunman66 ninjas dont cut there lawns they live on emo lawns so they cut themselves

[EpicDeathBattle]

why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 5 but buns in packs of 4

[EpicDeathBattle]

do ninjas shop at walmart?

[papersensei]

do ninjas play dig dug

[MrSuper4438]

I am a ninja! NOT YOU!! and i will kill you with my super ninja skills!

[TaylorAteYourCupcake]

Does everyone have a little bit of Ninja in them? :D

[JoshEatsRamen]

@TaylorAteYourCupcake if somebody replys to this comment saying there a ninja there not cause if they were really ninjas you wouldn't know they were ninjas

[paintballguy549]

i think this show has gone on wayyy to long

[claudiajoe05]

are ninjas dumb or smart

[ZajiTheHawk]

Do ninjas go clubbing?

[wimpykid422]

@jaidaboi or kung fu

[jaidaboi]

why did ninjas kidnapp my family?

and btw i need cash for karate lessons to beat them up

[cdtripp13]

HI



[WolfManJ343]

Where isn't a ninja?

[cinemaspaz]

Are there any ninnjas in Hollywood?

[KrasnieVolk]

What on earth was Miraclel Whip thinking makeing a add like that? Do they really think that some fat guy who needs a serious haircut saying "its like a party in my mouth, everyone is going to be there.." is going to increase their sales and attract anyone to their 'fat guy, bad haircut, party in my mouth everyones going to be there' product??? thumbs up if you agree, or thumbs down if you think im wrong..

[DsyelxicBob]

Do ninjas sneak in single-file to hide their numbers?

[TheH3crew]

if mc hammer is major fail, and you can catch it if you touch him, did rebecka black vigorously rub against him?

[Anusdhka]

Is Chuck norris a Ninja?

[Dethbot4]

Does the military contract ninjas for private contracts and, if so, what kind of missions are they hired for?

[AtariMeth0d]

Do ninjas ever insult one another to death with "your momma" jokes and which ones are the most lethal?

[petrolhead229]

Has a ninja ever been hugged?

[Hoochik]

vanilla ice is a tool!!!! hahaha

[peeweemen1]

4 years... same old intro :)

[MrDeathkil27]

What do ninjas think of Westboro Baptist Church?

[faustopego]

Slash mobs FTW!!!

[VegaSec]

If ninjas kill everyday, how come the population still increases explosively?

Ignorance.

Organised Religion.

And Crystal Palin.

Don't know if the 3rd one was correct but the first two spot on lmao!!!!

[TheXxSurgexx]

Everyone on the internet polishes thier sword if you know what I mean

[Siolver14]

Chuck norris is a ninja????

OSAMA HAS BEEN KILLED BY A NINJA????????? please answer my questions ...im gonna die

[annubis123]

If you were a body part, what would you be and why?

[MarmiteHatingLass]

Do ninjas use the Wii to practise their training?

[ChaosChao83]

Ok, so what's the big deal between ninjas and samurai?

[TheNunoh93]

How do ninjas fart while in on a mission?

[sespen02]

Do ninjas enjoy romantic comedies? And if so, what is your favorite?

[sespen02]

where do ninjas go on dates?

[ExTheremintal]

When you coming back Grandma?

If I suspect there is a ninja in my orchestra what do I do to find them?

[facehead129]

Where do ninjas live?

[Dragonion2010]

this guy is 100% stealth-black awesomeness :D

[games4me4]

3:03 I looked behind me XD

[jeffereysutton]

Have any of the ninjas used or portayed in movies come close to accuratly impersonating a real ninja?

[Shniglepus]

Why do ninjas have suck freakish accents..

[Shniglepus]

Why do ninjas have suck freakish accents..

[Shniglepus]

what's with the accent.. :P

[chucknorisvsme]

where can i get ninja training

[Yahia2301]

are you behind me

[TheHatterJack]

When silently slaughtering slews of spasmatic spidragons, do you use a 3 point deathstraction, or a single killversion?

[martinwettig]

what are typical deseases ninjas suffer from? is there something like hay fever or flu?

[irongraveknight]

Are there such things as obese ninjas?

[christianlegoguy14]

assasination deficit hiperkilltivity disorter!!!

[TheNinjashideuno]

Do Ninjas realy absorb the souls of the dead martial artists like Bruce Lee or Lee Van Cleef (from "The Master")?

[pndmnm88]

deathstraction!

[123rugratsfan123]

Are you considered a ninja if you kill multiple people?

[123rugratsfan123]

How many people do you kill yearly

[Wallyreadit]

Do ninja's fear Chuck Norris as all of us do?

[SPerrigo123]

if charlie sheen is winning, what does that make a ninja?

[DarkSeedRPG]

what are the origins of shirikens?

[americandoodie]

wtf ad in middle of vid :(

[alexlambert]

Die-Polar... Fantastic!

[LonelyRedGoth]

What would a gay ninja wear?

[warriorsleftnut]

how come we never see youre weapons? or is that the point?

[vedlinyrim]

DO ninjas like to drive? if so what do they drive? and how fast are they? do they elude the police, or use it to catch up to their prey?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

[vedlinyrim]

LMFAO!!!!! this is one of the best ones to date! too funny im showing all of my friends!.. Jokes are awesome and the punch lines come at you like a Shuriken to the jugular

[Rolfwar]

Can ninjas wear pink ninja suits? If yes,have you ever been able to kill somebody wearing a pink ninja suit?

[XxSaKuRaDaRkHeArTxX]

Do Ninjas play Xbox or Wii's? If so what kind of games?

[Skatox]

The grandma ninja at the end was hillarious!

[bottlegingers]

Is there a Mrs. Ninja?

[TheDrahric]

Is there more questions to be asked?

[00dopie00]

What do ninja's think of sub-zero from mortal kombat?

[Greenstorm33]

I love the omni vids :D

[TheMrMitsubishi]

Are we gonna see you in a movie ever?And if we see you will we be able to see you or you just gonna slaught ppl without be seen?

[leiellla]

i look forward depopulating you soon?!?!?! sounds fun!

[Drezov99]

What sports do ninjas play for fun?

[Nachohatboy]

Called Vanilla Ice a tool! Oh no he didn't!!

:)

[Sumikara]

Ninja grandma! *so happy!*

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

yeah, i polish my sword almost every day

[lilzinani]

are there ninja anchormen?



[DarKxTsuKixZerOx23]

How come you were not at mega-con to help me fend off enemy ninjas? -Felicia

[ZerotTolerance]

Thumbs up if you've been a fan since the very first Omnibus!

[bobwatters]

half way through i kinda fell asleep a little and just yea

[PredwolfZ]

Ninja's are awesome but why is when they used ninjas for power rangers it just got stupider?

[s4k1ng1f]

am a ninja...but i never saw u in the hide out -.-"!!!

[MacabreManifesto]

So you're like that guy from inception "incepting" no?

[TriggerKatomoto]

Die-Polar? Whats that? What about Die-Winning?

[lfernang]

If you have an average year, your are not a Ninja. hahahahahahahah.

[TheMetalator]

who would win Chuck Norris or a Ninja?

[vampaq]

are there cookie ninja

[vampaq]

have you plash you sword lately o.o it can kill you

[MGSfanatic101]

This is great never gets old!!!! Watched just about all these videos!!

[BlueDiamondAssassin]

What do ninjas think of Justin Bieber?

[dwbear7]

I love granny ninja!!

[toreerulz]

can ninjas fly?

[tomtom4ish]

did ninjas listen to dub step?

[camshaft5150]

Can a ninja outsmart Sonic The Hedgehog?

[Mcpl666]

Can ninja kissing kill?