The alien attack known as 'The Woodbine Incident'

[bym42]

hahaha ! hum hum pffffffffff ! lost time

[hudsonferro2]

@fftx10alex full auto weapon are only illegal in the home if your a felon or the state u live in outlaws them. I believe only 5-6 states currently outlaw them. I own many and there perfectly legal.

[AliasLWA]

Bullshit



[AGA151994]

@AliasLWA someone give him a gold star from being a genius

[ffxt10alex]

of not only is this miss advertismet, not authorized, but full- auto weapons are illeagal to keep in the household.

[azpir]

oh snap

[Darklucario665]

Ok how the HELL is it that whenever something scary like an alien attack happens they just happen to have a frikken camera rolling? HOW!

[myGodsAreAliens]

u stupid inbred fucks wont think this shit is funny soon

[PowerBuilder2]

@myGodsAreAliens

freak

[myGodsAreAliens]

and whatever the fguck you dumb ass hick inbred are talking about shut the fuck up because seriously you have no fuckin brain and you fuck troll dolls so fuck yourselves

[myGodsAreAliens]

you guys are the biggest faggots iver ever seen but the real thing is coming soon and you piss ant guns wont do a fucking thing so go jack off to your gay porn you fucking sewer chewers

[foetus8]

if this is fake...you wanna bes...where does the smoke come from when the shootings of the beautiful god hits the wall? are you freaking out just because you see a god from the other side? u better commit suicide!!!you will get eaten up when mother earth keeps quaking, if not, you will run up to the mountains in future when those mighty civilisations finally arised...you scared shitheads - you victims of your parents..fuck- those comments are cheap and weak...

[johndoe590]

to hell with the flashlights --- start turning on lights!!!

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 open your fucking dead eyes!

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 why should i open my fucking dead eyes ---- so i can see more of the fake aliens. and if it was real why do people use flash lights and not their own lights in their own house.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i wanna see you turning on the flashlights when one appears in front of you... you will die ona heart attack because your body wont stand the truth of your mind...and your mind wont stand the truth of of your body...that means your past..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 what ever - he had several changes to turn lights on. and ooooo wow an alien- blowing my mind wow.

and what does my past have to do with any of this - mind wont stand the truth of my body???

you need to get off the drugs

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you better put the play button fora break ..start and break,start and break,when the lightshot comes from the beautiful blue god....you cant deny truth boy.....as you can read below...i like to be called a freak of weak cheap peops like you are one..you better go look fora job in the government boy..they want you think like you do..it makes you a good happy slave...

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 your body is your past.... 

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 if your talkin about what shape my body is in yea i agree with ya about the past.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 yeah i guess you must wear your past very well....

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 trust me i do!!! better than most people

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 change your name or i wont be the only one proving YOU are the fake...you misunderstood the meaning of my words -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 dont have to change my name - your not my boss or wife. and how are you going to prove me fake? just because you get on here drunk and no one can under stand half your meaning. just because i dont believe in aliens - guess im fake. you've got to be a non white person. arabic maybe?

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 because john doe is a dead body..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 dead body huh? im pretty sure im alive body. actually your from switzerland and you being tring to piss people of since oct 29 2009

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 thats so.... -grin- i am flattered 

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 glad your flattered

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 sure you are -grin- be glad aslong as yet you can...

[johndoe590]

@johndoe590 glad your flattered

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you running out of batteries?i see i see

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 nope youcrappytube isnt post all of my post.  and ive got all day.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 weak try...try again ..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 what do you think im doing here? tring to piss you off? your so wrong on many levels. and your not hurting or bugging me at all . you have to get more women to help you do that.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 dont talk at me the things you do happy slave...john doe is still dead -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 did i touch something there? lol are you unhappy there?

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 a dead mind is never able to touch a god... -grin- do you really have no stronger tries?

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 i know you have a dead mind but if you think your a god--- your not even close

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you can twist my words so in your head it may fit...but you cant deny truth -grin- so...tell me boy...whad do you want? you wanna make me unhappy? try again harder..... -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 no just merly point the truth out. what truth am i dening? that there is a real alien in this video? trust me there isnt a real alien in this video. i really dont care if your happy or not happy. like i said early - not to here to do any thing

other than get entertained. and im not here to try and make you unhappy. dont really care

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 oh you do care....you forgot whad you wrote somewhere below?may its you who should get rid of medecin and your parents...or may you should jus get rid of your head -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 o i do care? and you must like me to talk to me this long. im flattered. most women take me out to eat and for drinks . grin

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i like to share my thoughts here sure..and since you write back i learn much about your limits...thats always a good lesson -grin- 

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i dont like your limits but i love my thoughts about that situation...its charming

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 im still love here. -grin-

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you are just johndoe and johndoe is still dead....

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 guess you like talkin to the dead i guess

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 sure i love life..i also love to help the deads find back to their self -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 i guess you had plenty of help on yourself

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 sure i take over myself..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 thats scary for you on so many levels. but you said it.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 black pedagogy is scary yess but you really need to get rid of it...you wont survive the future with this thoughts

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 by the way...you are very good in changing up your johndoe style into a womans style....keep copy me! -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 i guess you would know what womans styles are since you are one.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i think you never heard about the amazons.....you really should get rid of your parents...its called black pedagogy whad they used for you...

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 you have more of a chance for be black pedagogy.  since your so unhappy and dont get everything you want in life.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 just because my laughter only surrounds when there is something really to laugh...not to laugh about...doesnt mean i am dead like you johndoe...but nice try again..but why still so weak?

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 well when your dealin with a women child you have to be weak some times. so they can under stand what you have to say.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 so you are one of dem who says its so easy to blame a woman huh? john john john...not really smart try...its more the try ofa homo..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 i like women but its also a description- like to describe you with. and no i dont blame women.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you use women, as you show ,to get more beauty...but it seems its not really working huh..

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 yess sure...it creates sad thoughts to realize there are still to much people with limits like yours...but sad thoughts doesnt make me sad no more -grin- its just you who are so....dead...still johndoe...

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 i understand-- your so use to sad thoughts your use to it now. thats all you have to deal with- is a sad life. guess i would rather be dead then a woman child all of my life.

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you wish for that -grin- sure you must...-grin- and i told you before...you can twist my words so may in your head they fit...but they dont fit with the truth..

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i have to deal with your sad reality yess since you want to piss me instead ofa wall...but as i said before..( i realize i have to write all double unto you can move on) ...doesnt make me sad..otherway..it makes me grin johndoe...

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 like i said im not tring to piss you off. dont really care if your happy or sad. if you write double then just quit writting. you cant just stop writting can you? you got to get the last word in right? you got to be on top right? like a little kids agurment. ok i will let you win. you got it. you win -grin-

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you can say..but your actings show different...johndoe...i can say again and again and again unto you get it...its YOU who try to piss...thats why you wanna talk it at me you forgot whad you write?... you should really get more infos about black pedagogy...you take with the feelings you wanna give to others...and why didnt you change your name yet?you said you are so alive...but johndoe never is...and hey by the way again...keep copy me -grin-

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i must make you nervous sure...

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 and yeah happy slave...you do care...as you show...show more..but please try harder..

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 you dont need beliefs if you ARE knowledge

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 everyones knowledge affects thier beliefs.

[foetus8]

@foetus8 so whad about the breaks...did you see the difference of the gunshots light and the lightshot of the god from outta space?or you still busy with your past ah shit i meant your body...i wrote that now?well..so be it..

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 hahahahahaha  hahahahahahahahahaahahha

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 thats whad you do for fun?

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 what i do for fun? laugh at stupid people.  yep

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i dont hear you........can you laugh louder?

[Nightmarerulz6]

That weapon is 100% illegal in the entire United States for a regular civilian to possess. Not that its worth arguing about since the video is already proven to be fake or at least in my opinion.

[jakemorkgork]

LOLOLOL nice,entertained me for awhile

[krillinsama]

jajajajajaja cool homemade video, nice work but you must debes perfeccionar

改善する必要があります

Need to improve

[Eonetrucker]

jajaja so stupid, dude, that asault weapon has a firing cadence higer than the real one wich fires only tree rounds at a time, the alien weapon is so lame my kid would piss off laughing, the wife doesnt even jump at the firing, we all know girlys get escare shitless at gun fire, that alien dude chosse very bad the house to invade with a guy with such a weapon readily at hand in case of alien attack, guys you need some steven spielberg type director to make that video ok?

[star3ize]

so fake the effects

[mdv409]

I've seen fake before. But, THIS IS THE FAKEST FAKE I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON.

[ulises0318]

This is a fake video but if it wasn't for few mistakes i will rated 10 is very good I always dislike fakers but I have to admit I enjoy this one!!

[djt2005uk]

NOTICE THERE ARE NO EMPTY SHELL HITTING THE FLOOR WHEN GUN IS FIREING??????? U TOOLS!

[tron630]

ahahahahha aliens 2 expasion

[Legovids102]

there a star wars character in the room lol

[sj774]

fake but cool

[rawsdawg]

cool mini movie

[RoguexWolfx]

hahaha, a shootout with an alien...awsome

[CareyE5]

WOW an M4 firering 3 round bursts lol. that seems fake,unless he is trying to shoot 3 rounds at a time on full auto.

[SlaughterTheFrail]

That looks more like an M-16 with some attatchments or however you spell it ;P

[haroldogodoyj]

Fake aliens are fake

[pc4gamers]

so fake ..... they would abduct you toads

[BigPuschlerX]

Well the alien face wasn´t bad...but after I saw that "laser beams" I had to laugh, sorry.

[viperfide]

get ur gun i hope its a 10 gage

[skullSV1000]

ha ha ha that was fucking hilarious he's got a g36c with burst fire. fake and funny

[CareyE5]

@skullSV1000

Dude thats not a G36, its an M4 or well hes a civilian so its an AR15 but still. Although the M4 doesnt have bust either lol. the m16 a2 does tho.

[C0mmander117]

@CareyE5 No, both the M-16 and M-4 assault rifles have semi, burst and full auto settings. I know that for a fact. I don't know about the AR-15 though. I'm pretty sure anything above semi auto weapons are illegal for civilians and the grenade launcher on the bottom, deffinetely legal.

[666DRUIDAN]

pinches gringos mamones otra de esas y no mamen

[dan94iel]

Fake lasers . LOL . i tot shotguns were a better choice =P .

[BRUNO7048]

ha i thought the alien was their son with a facial looks problem

[dwillz]

lmfaoooo..haahaha..WTF!!

[what8889]

haha it was funny :P the first alien on there gave me a little jump

[BodyGarth95]

nice atcing

[RealHiHa]

lol

[prisma009]

wow we have concrete evidence here

[333enOdesselB]

some people have to much time on their hands..lol

[bombaklat7]

the first thing I do when I hear a noise in the backyard, is grab my camera with night vision, wake somebody up who doesn't question why I have a video camera(w/ night vision), then I would stand close to the line of fire of dangerous lazer beams from an alien hand cannon. Make sure the camera is steady so people on youtube can see the lasers and say "whoa"!

[dHARMa187]

do people really have nothing better to do in their lowlives then to make shit like this

[fredlongbeard]

Funny how you talk of people with low lives when you are the one tearing down others for their efforts and using profanity. Just sad.

[shadowindian2000]

it is a fake!!!!look up their names!!!do some research.

[funny1986]

Alien enemies? And why the hell was that woman filming all this? Did she plan that? Seem so much like a fake...

[AlienVisitor]

That lazer was hilarious,next time use a mirror as a shield lol, i dont mind fakes when there done this well, this was funny.

[amartinez97]

then whatch a video called alien prank gone wrong

[AlienVisitor]

ya i already saw that one it was better than this.

[dudeurgonna]

why were there glass plates in the basement? lol

[rpmrpms]

See what happens when you marry your sister. You start making videos like these and post them on you tube. Lambs to the slaughter, our race is doomed.

[TakehikoKun]

lol

[trix2705]

lol who leavesw a gun in their house... get the gun!

[dudeurgonna]

dude... r u seriously asking that... every gun owner leaves there gun in there house... where have you been for the last 200 years?

[AlienVisitor]

somebody says get your gun i say which one?

[mepumpkinmunky]

fucking FAKE!

[dodykid4ever]

no shit sherlock

[juggalohatchet555]

haha alright alright enough with da phonys

[alexcarreto]

¿ por qué estaba filmando la esposa a esa hora ?

[Cyborgman3000]

Porque mi esposa siempre tiene la camara cerca de la cama.

[drchiragmbbsgmailcom]

I think this is fake video........

dear mr video-uploader can u tell me from where did u get this video????

anyways thanks for uploading this video.

[Cyborgman3000]

The video was given to me by Zachariah Tanner, Ben Tanner's grandfather. Zack wanted the video shared with the world since he felt it was real. He couldn't post the video since he lives in a secluded cabin with no electricity.

[foetus8]

@Cyborgman3000 i dont have to believ this..i know its true...thank you! i tell you what...even this tv in my room is fuckiing old...it imploded as he shot at the alien at the first time!!!! ramtha said - if we are ina serious alien trim - tecniques will die under our fingers and around us!!! how will those scared shitheads explain that? calling me a freak because i know whats a sign???yeah sure! i love to be called a freak of such peops -

[foetus8]

if you are so sure about this video is fake...why are you still commenting on it... -grin- i guess IT really touched YOU...

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 no it didnt touch me at all. its enertainment like laugh laugh ha ha im the one that made the statment that HAD to comment on -remeber. i just made a general statement and you commented on my comment. remeber

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 yeah sure i want you to open your fucking dead eyes if you are nnot even able to see without light anymore whats true and what is not...

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 i am a nice one -grin- i want to make you see -grin-

[johndoe590]

@foetus8 your a nice one what?

[foetus8]

@johndoe590 sure i am....as you can read... -grin-

[xmegarockx]

hahahah when hey show the alien wow i get scarred but when itn start shuting thats get hilarous XD

[bencr06]

haha

[frankyland]

Hilarious....hehe