Back To The Mac in 104 seconds: Amazing..Phenomenal...Great....Awesome....!

[ErichLancaster]

Watched it twice. Really Good!

[ErichLancaster]

This is great although you kinda mentioned the punch line in the title which took away from the humour a bit, still brilliant! :D

[ice2p]

@LowBattMouse waaaaw!!!! you certainly deserve the nobel price for such a smart and classy comment

[LowBattMouse]

@ice2p i dont know if i deserve it.. but i need it to buy a mac. i heard they are very good computers. with a 1.4 million dollars i think i could buy a computer almost atleast as good as this my 2000€ pc. and i dont even mind if it would be a little smaller display because theyre supposed to be very very good. maybe it will teach me write a book or compose a .. next idols winner..

cheers :)

[ice2p]

@LowBattMouse I don't care about what Steve Jobs says about Mac. I'm am not an apple addict. Of course a Mac won't transform you into an artist or book writer... It's just the "gay, artist or very very dumb" quote. By this you mean that gays and artists are dumb... I think you're straight and obviously your comment was not brilliant... So let's say that you think that mac users (gay and straight) are dumb

[LowBattMouse]

@ice2p i didnt say artists are dumb or gay.. and i like girls. i like boys also.. but i know a computer when i use one. maybe im wrong and i should try mac. but im not that rich. im a welder..

[ice2p]

@LowBattMouse ok I misunderstood your comment , sorry. But you know macs and pc's are both computers. PC's are very powerful but you need to know a lot about electronics to fully use their potential. Macs are less powerful but way more easy to use. They are not made for the same "audience", 2 different ways to consider computing

[ice2p]

@LowBattMouse ok I misunderstood your comment , sorry. But you know macs and pc's are both computers. PC's are very powerful but you need to know a lot about electronics to fully use their potential. Macs are less powerful but way more easy to use. They are not made for the same "audience", 2 different ways to consider computing

And I do agree that macs are overprized

[LowBattMouse]

@ice2p you dont need to be a smart to know how to build your own pc. and i dont hate macs or mac users. i just thinks its pointless to buy something that most of us dont use and whats incompatible with the most of the worlds computers. i was beign a dick with that"gay,artist or dumb"-comment. youre too polite for me to me continue this conversation..

my little cousin just bought a mac. 1400€ for a 13" laptop? wth.. with that money she couldve buy 2 more powerfull pc laptops..

[ice2p]

@LowBattMouse waaaaaaw!!!! you really deserve the nobel price for such a smart and classy comment

[starwarsnerd95]

apples entire marketing stratergy:

(holds up i phone 74,963)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH shiney

[YouAllDickFace]

You know what make the apple product so success it not product it the apps '-'

[DildoSurround]

I like the Apple Keynotes, but it's true, the Apple guys much too often says these words.

(I know my english is not the best...)

[FISTROCL]

1:12 one more thing...

[pratt123]

Got to hand it to Jobs. He is a brilliant salesman, one of the best of his time.

[peasoupman]

That's A Lot! - puppy

[poolshark1520]

Gotta love hippies and their feelings.

[NewAccount69]

I actually laughed :D

[saxking20]

But it's all true! The Macs are INCREDIBLE!

[caraphyllis]

GIVE.....ME.....THE.....KOOL-A­ID.....PLEASE.....

[BladeUYA]

Ergonomically terrible. Lol.

[PeerGum]

This is really incredible :)

[PeerGum]

Incredible :)

[TerakJK]

Thats alot!... Puppy!

[rgrvs]

everyone loves Koala's

[redvocate]

@rgrvs

puppy!

[AppChat]

Haha! Classic! Thanks for sharing

[CharR123456987]

[...] Super simple... ... ... excuse-me!

[garriswc]

Seriously, people aren't sick of these yet? I'm pretty sure this has been done to every Apple keynote in the past 5 years...

[orthorim]

@garriswc I can't believe I sat through most of this but the only reason I did it was the same reason most people did it, the MacBook Airs at the very, very end. Those are, actually, amazing. And *almost* worth suffering through over an hour of dead boring software demos... almost. Not gonna do it again ;)

[janetisnow]

puppy

[shashwatlovesiphone]

Incredible.amazing.exciting.go­rgeous.amazing.awesome.kool...­... ;)

[odeu]

amazing!!!  lool

[oblivimix95]

This video is truly amazing, overwhelming, fantastic, innovative, great, magical, perfect, supernatural, incredible, phenomenal, wonderful, remarkable, jaw dropping, the best, gorgeous, great, really great, beautiful, really exciting, Koalas are cute, simple, really fun, really exciting, MagicMouse fail AND Justin Bieber sucks.

[Reinbucsten]

"Video is amazing, truly amazing, a phenomenal amazing, great piece of wonderful video."

[thegeniusfilms]

It's soooo AMAZING and PERFECT! Next YEAR They Will Lanch another one!

[Raqueruchan]

this video is incredible, amazing, really great, ...

HAHAHAHA

[Xitsundzuxo]

Did you use imovie?

[simpleton7]

Back to the Mac by moving it closer to your non-Mac products? I see things that get in the way in Lion, not anything useful.

[TillsTech]

great kind of a mess in just 1 click!

[MakingTheater]

Everyone loves koalas.

[ToMac6543]

hahahahaha

[pfffbt]

everyone loves koalas.

[cauef]

TODAY!\o/

[vavavoom1991]

This isn't fair... Part of selling a product is making it look good and using all the nice words right next to eachother will always make the productt look stupid.. So i'm sorry but it's not funny at all...

[Onotoleu]

а боьше нахваливать некому вот сами себя и нахваливают

[GhostFische123]

haha he said at 0:14 incredible :P

[LDG10k]

Incredible.

[jony5ds]

I am a Mac fan boy (I will admit I drink the Koolaid) BUT This is funny stuff!!!!!! They need a iThesaurus lol. Oh. and because I am a gamer I have to use windows forever boot camp FTW. Mac and Games is like Apple and Flash.....

[vrillusions]

Should have added the "would everyone silence their phones *long uncomfortable pause*...great...amazing..."

[AngelDrumStar]

With a gesture! ... ... with a gesture! i hope they will change that gesture!

[Antphoneigh]

LOL @ 'super simple'.

Everything is beautiful and great but nothing was magic. Especially that magic mouse fail!

[megatrick]

Nice job with the edits.  Always keep it positive.

[alexc3895]

Amazing.. incredible... gaw-dropping... really incredibly good. In just a simple click!

[Bigsta10]

And whoes a amazing cult leader eh...makes the old IBM look like the salvation army

[liamsp544]

Love how Valve ports some of their games to the Mac, and Apple goes like:

"Mac's have tons of great games! Better and more games than the PC!!!111!"

[vantageIIx]

@liamsp544 I think you just made that up to have something to complain about, gtfo.

[liamsp544]

@vantageIIx Aww did I offend the angsty mac user? I bet you anything Job's started ranting about all the great Mac games, its his nature to exaggerate all of the Macs' features.

[lin2log]

@liamsp544

How pathetic can a lemming get??! LOL! Make shit up since you have ZERO real arguments or even a HINT of a clue... sad fuck. :-))))))

[liamsp544]

@lin2log LOL Really? Are you actually claiming Mac's have more software developed for them, and are built on the latest components? The fact that you call me ignorant is actually the funniest thing I've heard today xD

[lin2log]

@liamsp544

LOL... sure, switch the subject completely to cover your sorry ass... love it! Now we're talking about COMPONENTS all of a sudden, eh??

Oh sure... Apple WASN'T the first to deliver USB in series... nooooo.... nor A DVD-R DRIVE... not even FIREWIRE.... hell no! Nor were they the FIRST to use VARIOUS Intel chips in e.g. MacPros!! You're SO right and SO clued in!! How dare I doubt your feeble, pathetic delusions??!

Jealous M$ fanboi lemming. Pffff.... go flip another burger for table 2

[lin2log]

@liamsp544 Oh and feel free to name even ONE game that I CAN'T play on my Mac!! LOL!! Oooops... there are ZERO!

Dumbass.

[velociround2]

@lin2log [insert_any_DirectX_game_here]­

[hemik111]

@velociround2

Mac is just a computer. You can install Windows on it.

[liamsp544]

@lin2log LOL I smell troll ;) But I'll answer anyways since it'll take one second:

Crysis, Company of Heroes, Bioshock, Lost Planet, Lord of The Rings Online, Fallout 3, Grand Theft Auto IV, Fable 3, Assassin's Creed, Dirt 2 and 3, Batman: Arkham Asylum,the list goes on.

Seems like your concept of zero is a little off.

[temporalrant]

@liamsp544 Oh REALLY?? Gee, what a pisser that I have ALL BUT ONE running just DANDY on my Mac, huh?

OOOPS... looks like the "Ultimate Clueless Fucktard Troll"-Award passes me once again thanks to YOU!! Try getting out more.

LOL... PWND-A-LICIOUS moron... how pathetic how the little ass-hats bite eeeevery time. How bout I run out and get you at least a SMALL bag of IQ?

[liamsp544]

@temporalrant xD Funny how the only person that looks like the acne-ridden 16 year old is you, "PWND-A-LICIOUS", "I OWNED YOU N00B!111!!" LOL Troll harder

[temporalrant]

@liamsp544

LOL... look at him run to mommy. Spouting completely irreverent diversional nonsense as he whimpers off due to his embarrassing exposure as the clueless loud-mouth that he is...

Easy as always. *yawn*

[Someguy9406]

@liamsp544 too poor to buy a mac? :( or cooler than the rest because you "can make up you're own mind on what to buy, thank you very much." or "i'm a gamer, i cant game on a macbook pro, which costs just as much as my PC but doesnt have the specs...I'm therefore a better person than mac users, since i dont fall into the distortion field!"

why do people who enjoy the mac experience piss you off so much? people who rant at fanboys for no apparent reason are worse than the fanboys in my opinion.

[liamsp544]

@Someguy9406 Whats funny is how Apple and its fanboys make exaggerated claims about their computer's performance and capabilities.They make claims that the Mac is simpler than windows, has more software than windows, has better performance than windows and is more secure than windows. All of these claims are lies/half truths. Windows has much more software made for it, Mac's are built on outdated parts, and is not more secure, but not popular enough to attract the attention of hackers.

[temporalrant]

@liamsp544 Making shit up as he goes along once again. Complete bullshit claim chowder that he can't substantiate worth DICK...

Feel free and show us ANY quote anywhere that actually claims any of that complete tard shit that you go on about like Rainman's little sister... well?

Sad fuck. You have to INVENT stuff to make it seem you have ANY clue whatsoever, just to justify your stupidity. LOL... ramble on!!

Yeah, NO WAY could a Mac be SAFER with ZERO viruses vs. 40 THOUSAND A YEAR ON WINDOWS

[liamsp544]

@temporalrant Haha LOL The irony of this is that you've self-trolled, making long comments trying to make me rage, when in reality you're wasting more of your time than mine, and achieving nothing. Oh well, maybe after some more practise you'll get better. I wish you good luck!

[temporalrant]

@liamsp544 I love the fact that you're stupid enough to go the classic route of pathetic deflection to try desperately to distract from the fact that you've run your sorry ass against a wall due to lack of any real clue, knowledge or arguments.

And try learning basic SPELLING skills beforehand by the way. Pffff.....

[liamsp544]

@temporalrant CRY SOME MOAR!

[lin2log]

@liamsp544 No, please don't. It's pathetic enough as it is, thanks.

[liamsp544]

@lin2log Please don't what?

[lin2log]

@liamsp544 Jesus what a moron...

[liamsp544]

@lin2log LOL You talking about me? I smell multiple accounts temporalrant xD

[temporalrant]

Try harder... at least you've run around in circles long enough to convince YOUR sorry ass of the mindless bullshit you come up with... you're sure to get more... TRY HARDER!!

[CryForHappyness]

@temporalrant I would think that people actually had more things in life than to spam the entire comment section of one video over and over again...

[temporalrant]

@CryForHappyness

How ironic. So I take you didn't actually ask YOURSELF the obvious.

But hey, thanks for trying.

[lil0egy0kid]

Minimal design Minimal vocabulary.

[clodoveo13]

Incredible.

[0602720noeflores]

Bill gates and his empoyes are jelose thats why he voted Thumbs down

[TheTonySpaZ]

@0602720noeflores jelose

[ckthecerealkiller]

@0602720noeflores ...... When did Bill Gates return to microsoft. Go back to the bridge troll.

[ckthecerealkiller]

@0602720noeflores ..... When did Bill Gates return to Microsoft? Go back to the bridge troll.

[furquanatique]

Thats a LOT!... puppy...

[zialus]

Puppy!

[5MadMovieMakers]

That's hilarious! Did you edit it?

[Sunzuki2012]

Neuro-linguistic programming at its finest.

[BomberLT]

8 Apple employers has voted thumbs down so far xD

[espeed623]

More like Back to the Mac in 104 seconds and a 30 word variety.

[felixkry]

That's a LOT... puppy.

[DePewAnimations]

Commence the brainwashing!

[zrogon]

poor guys hands were shaking :)

[00sturm]

0:26 Everyone DOES love Koalas!

[Porly62]

Whats the point? Apple sucks anyway....

[Drengebarnet]

Puppy.

[chicho21net]

Fail

[azypus]

1:01 super simple Magic Mouse :D

[krekiere86]

4 persons don't like koalas.

[tolyai]

"That's a lot!"

[jeremiah23924]

Amazing!

[shadowoc91]

Its a very hard call whether to vote up the, "Everyone loves koalas" with a capital K or with an exclamation point.

[ionixuk]

@shadowoc91 the capital K is jawdroppingly significant. So I did both. It cost more but it was worth it.

[shadowoc91]

@ionixuk =)

[proceedapathy]

Incredible!

[brnmbrns]

This edited version isn't as good as all the previous ones. Leave it to the pros, please.

[xGunMoll]

Apple keywords to attract buyers: great, amazing, incredible, super, significant, remarkable, jaw dropping, extraordinary, wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, exciting thank you.

And then put them all in repeat.

[derocdero]

Hilarious! There enthusiasm is soooo scripted.

[eddymunn]

I liked the part when he said 'Incredible'.

[ivajloyes]

@eddymunn

You must liked the whole video then :)

[carpediemkiddo]

So glad you included the magic mouse struggle!

[derocdero]

@carpediemkiddo Dude was shaking!!!!

[rodwac]

Hallelujah!

[iCase]

Amazing бля!

[kruspe2009]

Like it!

[sillywabbit92]

puppy

[Mailiaftw]

@jkipcount Didn't you hear how Steve said that it's great? It's great! Almost as great as my sarcasm!

[bh3ader]

@Mailiaftw macs are great

[Pastaklovn]

ERGONOMICALLY HORRIBLE.

[eddegoei]

Sorry but schiller should go on a diet............... Incredible

[Jasoco]

The Koala's line is just so.. so.. uh.. it's so something. I'm not sure, but I bet Apple could spare an adjective to describe it.

[75thTrombone]

The best part is the ten-second intermission for the shaky-hands guy failing to execute multitouch gestures on the mouse.

[ginckgo]

Koala? That's a picture of the venomous drop-bear!

[McLeonida]

All demos: view_play_list?p=1D8EB2F741B33­43D

[organime1]

"Everyone loves Koalas!" This is quite possibly the greatest video on YouTube right now.

[soopuk]

just loved the shaky fingers shot of the trackpad not playing ball. Love.It.

[terrorzilla]

@soopuk that was a magic mouse, not a trackpad.

[9904936]

0:25 lol

[9904936]

0:26 lol

[TheAppleTipps]

Incredible, amazing, good, nice video!

[KillerchickenPB]

good morning everyone :D

[thematriculated]

Incredible!

[MudbirdVideo]

Completely deficient in booms. So disappointing.

[cdevroe]

I think my favorite was "Today!"

[justtheory]

Puppy.

[mehblahmehblah]

Really amazing editing - AWESOME!

[mhelbiggg]

Everyone loves koalas

[Danny77uk]

Not a single boom?

[totallymargeaux]

@Danny77uk BOOM.

[jmouka]

@totallymargeaux i miss the boom!

[gfmorris]

GRUBER!

[Yebot]

Today! @ :50

[joeciep]

Everyone loves Koalas. 

[totallymargeaux]

@joeciep I love that!

[erifneerg]

Super Simple! 1:01

That was so awkward to watch live.

[pothibo]

ahahah 1:20 Puppy!

[markstultz]

0:40 "Kind of a mess"

[earcar]

- edited in iMovie '11

[mathiasbynens]

1:20 PUPPY

[netscapepizza]

should have just been steve jobs throwing my iMac off the table, smacking me in the face with an iPad. Signalling the death of everything I liked about this company.