DAVID CROSS Interview with Patrick Maliha

[hiiimthedevil]

To David Cross: "What do you love most about Vancouver? The lax marijuana laws, the strippers, or just the comradery amongst the people?"

David Cross: "I love the comradery amongst the stoned strippers."

[rapcritic91]

dane cook is a funny guy

[zippywaite]

Funny interviewer

[Seedr0]

Dane Cook rules.

[dickrobot]

@Seedr0 wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow there...................I see what your doing. So I'm gonna say it. Your a dick!

[paco144]

I fuckin hate how every time someone comes to Canada the goof giving the interview allways has to ask "what do like best about Canada?" Enough of this shirt tugging what do you like about me attitude they have, this is a great country and we don't need to be made to look like we haven't any selfesteem. we sound like 8th grade girls "what do you like best about me?". Just fucking quit it.

[EuchridEucrow1]

@paco144

Agreed. Surely the point of this interview is David Cross, not Canada-as-seen-through-the-eye­s-of-yet-another-progressive-f­oreigner.

I don't think it's a self-esteem issue, though. I think we're just far too enamoured with ourselves.

[tjones590]

@paco144 Yeah, but it kinda sucks due to your noisy southern neighbor. Canada's fine, but kinda overshadowed.

[fooshfoosh]

I wanna party with David Cross.

[jstckr]

The interviewer has a great voice

[camaross89]

i lost it on the part whens hes like "i like comraderie between strippers."

[M3talH3ad3030150]

the comraderie between stoned strippers hahahahahahaha

[bobos01]

every time he speaks.very funny. easy favorite.

[20sovereign]

David Cross rules.

[lemmnoid]

David Cross should be chewed up , digested and flushed down a toilet like the piece of shit that he is.

[dawsoninja]

haha cuz it's opposite day! 3 days ago!

[ImMYowndoc]

Nice disclaimer, nice thought for 100,000 plus iraqi people's families too i guess

[phenacycladine]

the interviewer Patrick Maliha is a better standup comic......saw him in Van he is fucking hilarious

[thefriendsociety]

this son of a bitch ripped off his fans by making alvin and shitmunks what a fucking backstabbing turd

[Gumbyrearygood]

He only ripped you off if you paid to see it. Did you pay to see it?

[firetruckgreen]

you can't blame him for playing a character in a movie. He didn't write, direct or produce it.

If that were the case I could say Patton Oswalt ripped me off for being in that one shitty sitcom I've never watched because it's shitty.

Everybody needs money dude... Sometimes comedians have to do really shitty commercial things so that they can continue to do what they and their fans love.

[thefriendsociety]

im just saying that its kind of hypocritical for a guy whose comedy is really based on politics to go and well "suck satans cock"

[thenewrapstyle]

is that the nigga from no country for old men?

[fezzabeall]

I thought I liked David Cross, but now I just think he's patheic intorducing strong politics to his comedy. Get a life dude.

[iamtommyok]

you should probably listen to more of his standup to fully understand that politics have always been in his comedy. I like how you had to do that little jab at the end though, you really drove it home with the "get a life dude"

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

hes never changed his comedy style hes just brutally honest.  you cant speak honestly about america right now without bashing its politics. oh yeah your a dumb cunt.

[Radacoin]

So hard to see David just talking and not making fun of something or someone. I wonder if he really is like that all the time or just when there's a camera or an audience.

[bakes7288]

i like how all the videos of i've watched with david cross on youtube, he always makes a reference to dane cook one way or another.

[eggnogdog]

It's probably a common thing among comedians since let's face it, Cook is THE stand-up comic in the States right now. And among comedians, he sucks ass so it's not surprising. They resent him and his success and it's understandable.

[bakes7288]

This is very true and I'll agree with that. The more I listen to David's comedy and watch interviews of him, the more I see that he hates a lot of the stupid things people do, especially with Dane's crap.

[eggnogdog]

Yeah, what else have you seen him hate on?

I just wish he'd come out with another video because Let America Laugh doesn't quite satisfy me.

[bakes7288]

Hippies, rednecks, small talk, people who misuse the word "literally," Americans who buy patriotic items just because everyone else is, people with superegos, items sold on infomercials that are supposed to make our life easier, various aspects of heaven...

The list goes on. If you want some entertainment or want some more proof of his hatred, read his letter to Larry the Cable Guy, if you haven't already.

[yummykind]

What year is this from? The Whitest kids you know rip this joke. David is much more originally funny than TWKYK could ever get.

[mschneider718]

haha, the whitest kids are my boys...and all their shit is pretty generic.

[caliphornia]

that was hilarious

[johnnyapparatus]

what an egotistical cock. I think he's funny but he's fucking full of himself. Calling for the assasination of George Bush before he was president.....grow the fuck up you fuckin' liberal. Liberals are conservative about their liberalism. Aren't liberals supposed to have an appreciation for life? POMPOUS ASS!!!!!!

[dooshninja]

fag?

[philliesfan399]

Funny thing you say that. David Cross is actually a comedian, and comedians are known for telling "jokes", or humorous anecdotes or falsehoods. He may have been telling the latter.

[johnnyapparatus]

It's not a joke.

[BlackieHugeHands]

oh you sweet stupid gentleman.

[johnnyapparatus]

oh you sweet twinkle toed fairy shitter.

[Radacoin]

Must be hard to type when you're spinning around so fast. Non sequitur, same non sequitur repeated, red herring, ad hominem, red herring, Non sequitur AND generalization, and finishing up with another non sequitur and ad hominem. Man, you follow the logical fallacy book to the fucking T. Either that, or there's the far more likely possibility that you are just another typical ignorant neocon who believes everything they're told.

PS, Everyone is egotistical. It's human nature.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

go jerk off to your own vocabulary, people like you are a waste of space.

[Radacoin]

:D

you know there are literally dozens of words in the English language, why limit yourself to "fart" and "awesome"? And you must hate David Cross since he has large vocabulary and uses it in his stand up.

[jumesblant]

i would take that bullet for bush.just so i could see david cross blubbing because he had killed an innocent hero.

[jerryeberts]

yeah, that TV interviewer is a joke around here (Vancouver.) Sad, but true. It's kind of David Cross to talk to local losers, but that host guy is just a local joke. yuck.

[klaasen414]

david cross rules

[GRUNGEYJESSE]

i like how he calls people out on anything.

ha.

great.

like his good friend Isaac Brock said...

"Opinions are like kittens, I'm just giving them away"

[saschatg]

good stuff

[benitokicksass]

hahahahaha!! dane cook!

[VIBEFAT]

That interviewer is still a moron.

[noonward]

hahahaahah im Dane Cook

[bbqwoa]

misleading and lyish! AHHAHAHA

[interpol1987]

hahahhaha misleading and lyish. hahahahahah

[BortWong]

I agree, he's a total wank, but damn is he good looking!

[kalliahohoho]

bald is good looking ?

[theavemaria]

Oh yeah... I forgot that when someone is bald, the rest of their physical features fall off, too.

[Robertlc]

so janeane garaffellelloe kicked him out for being loud?

[destructedstar]

Man, that tv personality is a real wank.

[eggnogdog]

haha I thought he was a likable wank.