How to Poop Properly (The End of Constipation?) TBoSS #7

[happyfaceodell]

Ummm? ..sexy

[dobkhnistheking]

how much time do you spend in the bathroom.... that's great, but hey here is a Q for you? i know this might sound wired but does this tech. works great for anal sex?

[cuppycake11ful]

HOW DO YOU GET POOP STAINS OUT OF UNDERWEAR??? IM DOWN TO MY LAST PAIR.

[RedEarthChampions]

giggity goo!

[MrBuddyroxursoxoff]

........ How, did I get here again? 0__o

[DancingmuffinsRule]

I like pie

When I eat a lot of pie I poop....

Therefore I like pooping!

[gryxng]

Thumbs up if you watched it while roaming the related vids list

[moshloops]

I know someone who does the Asian squat on the toilet every time; feet on the seat. He's like a gargoyle in the bathroom. Haha

[TheJinkeys]

fuck this hurts and it did not work buts thanks for the advice

[TheJinkeys]

holy shit im constipated rite now ima try that

[BaytownJaguar]

on the wierd side of youtube again...

1.) out of supplies

2.) got here from mw3

3.) very very scared......

[Pr0fess0rSasquatch]

They have squat toilets in some Asian countries. Most of them just have them based on the floor but a few have "pedestal" squats with little footholds on the sides.

[Jarrett2409]

The Squatty Potty

[Piercefire1]

A step by step How-to-poop. Classic.

[Lasttimelord16]

You know what, this is exactly what I was looking for. No joke. Thank you

[chiemmy86]

@Lasttimelord16 stupid,you never know how to poop

[punk0002]

Hahaha I'm taking a shit ^_^

[chiemmy86]

@punk0002 padantah bau taie

[EdgarE5S]

thumbs up if your taking a shit

[chiemmy86]

@EdgarE5S yes,i am,now im youtubing sambil pooping,stupid idiot cunt

[iDefcon6]

why did i come here...

[chiemmy86]

i thought you gonna show me how you actually poop

[chiemmy86]

why my poop hanging and long and there nuts in it and it have shapes like banana always,sometimes its small rounded .sometimes,my poop stuck in the toilet bowl and thumbs up if you have poop like ME!

[chiemmy86]

this motivates me to go to the toilet and poop

[chiemmy86]

thanks a lot for the video,now i can poop

[chiemmy86]

paloi sikurus ane,nada paaedah ya membuat video ane,

[Upcamehill]

He is one of the few people around that is not full of crap.

[Circa9993]

isn't this illegal?

[Jarrett2409]

@Circa9993 What do you mean?

[JumpinPakFlash]

i hate it when i have a shit and i got to wipe my ass like 20 times cuz theres always a bit of shit on the tissue every time i wipe

[Jarrett2409]

@JumpinPakFlash IM ALWAYS IN THE SAME POSITION!!

[alb95p]

lol

[Yourmom10947]

He said poop 38 times:)

Jk idk how many times he said it

[MegaMrBeautiful]

i like pooping

[Justhavingfun2012sn]

is this a joke lol

[TheWritebobby]

I have designed a stool that wraps around your toilet and allows you to comfortably squat to defecate. Check it out. search google our youtube for The Squatty Potty

[purseypickles]

@TheWritebobby Yes I have one and love it. I can actually squat over my toilet. Easy

[Jarrett2409]

@TheWritebobby did YOU really desighn it?

[motivationalvideo0]

awesome. haha. i heard on a podcast this works so thanks for putting this vid up ;)

[nivekkat]

This was very helpful. Thanks a lot!

[charlesjones32787]

I was on my phone taking a dump as I watched this...very informative

[FroopieLoopies]

great video! a lot of people need to hear this; thanks for sharing!

[MiGhTyAlLnIgKa]

hope it works here i go to try it :)

[anika2003]

i love this vedio can you make some on how to eat poop..! and were it comes out from

[xchef95x]

thank you.. you seem to know alot

[daisie13orso]

Very informative. The squatting is key since it makes physiological sense. The lack of a B/M after meals is probably one of the key issues in why our systems are so slowed down and why people are getting Crohns disease, diverticulitis. IBS, etc... thanks again.

[defender5151]

I've squatted for years. Easiest shit i ever had. Just wipe the seat down after to get shut of your shoe/foot prints and your fine.

[zackdelarocha8]

like this if you searched for this video on the toilet

[johntrent1319]

Wtf y even bother hes wierd

[faxmanloveswaffles]

Why am I watching a video about taking a crap and eating chips?

[DownKrownKlown]

I poop 6-10 times a day

[BuIIfr0g]

@DownKrownKlown you must eat a lot

[bunnieman44]

you know your shit

[NgSClutch]

Thank it helped me alot

[Helenelalala]

Thanks I will try that, seems easier to do than others things i've seen.

[kastnmagic]

This is a great video with important information that needed to be shared... Thanks for the video. (we do this)

[domislarge]

I watched this whilst having a shit. Changed my position and it just flooded out...awesome...but then again i did have an all you can eat buffet last night...

[johnandrewdaly]

@domislarge Haha, well... guess we all approach the toilet in different circumstances! Hope the buffet was worth it :p

[lamasu]

anything to help me shit better. thanks

[theplanetdestroyer]

shit! gotta poop but i'm watchin this.

[MrEddieBTV]

Thank you for showing me another way to do this besides squatting over the toilet like all of how tos have said.

[TheHolySpirit]

I stayed in a yurt a while back and the toilet was an outdoor compost loo. Basically a hole in the ground with some sawdust in it. You had to position over it in much the same sort of position and I must say squatting there in the forest on a beautiful crisp morning, I felt very at one with nature and I'm sure nature felt at one with me. It was quite possibly one of the best poos I've ever had!

[johnandrewdaly]

@TheHolySpirit I've been in a very similar situation volunteering at an ecovillage for several months (yurt included) and can resonate with the 'crispness' you mention of the morning when you're in an outdoor comosting toilet. Yes,... it IS a beautiful thing :D Imagine this in cities, hm?

[monKeys9areKool]

@TheHolySpirit  HAHAHAHAHAh

[OldChikity]

Is it wierd for me to poop like twice a day?

[johnandrewdaly]

@OldChikity Weird? Not at all... two is probably above average in terms of the 'cultural norm' (which is probably a scary 1 bowel movement in 3 days :\). I often remember a Chinese saying when thinking of the optimal number of bowel movements: "Food in, food out" ;).

[Scoboy007]

@johnandrewdaly i shit 3 times a day

[nighttrain334]

TO HAVE A GOOD BOWEL MOVEMENT: LESS THAN 2 BUCKS!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,GO TO ANY DOLLAR GENERAL,BUY 1 BAG OF PRUNES IN THE 12oz BAG,COST YOU$1.50 PLUS TAX,,EAT THE WHOLE BAG DRINK 1 GLASS OF WATER,,WORKS IN LESS THAN 2HRS,,ITS A BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!

[MonketGirl]

I wonder what his POOP LOOKES LIKE :P

[MonketGirl]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fluffymonkeyem]

I have IBS. I'm having a hard time figuring out going to the bathroom. sometimes, I obviously have to go, others not so much. often times I'll feel the urge and nothing or very little will come out, and have to help it out. also, I often go and little comes out, and finish up and a few seconds to a few minutes later I have the urge again, and more comes out. I often go throughout the day.

any ideas why, and how I can figure this stuff out?

[BigSean1992]

i use a normal toilet and poop solid poops like 2-3 times a day :'(

[L2PlayRunescape]

I think it was kind and brave of you to post this. That sounds kind of silly to say but really. Not anyone would have the maturity to talk seriously and give advice on a topic like this. But it's something everyone needs to know in order to maintain a healthy metabolism. :D

[johnandrewdaly]

@L2PlayRunescape Thank you for your note. At the time, I did think it would be a difficult subject to discuss, but, my feeling at the time was that constipation is linked to almost ALL diseases and if we cannot make 'pooping' a jovial and open topic, then we'll only be healing half an issue. ;) We need to get the unhealthy OUT before we can get the nourishing IN.

[xlrainmakerlx]

Oh that helped a lot i think it will come out better now.... I DONT NEED SOMEONE TELLING ME HOW TO SHIT WHAT A FAG.

[OnllyYouShawtyy]

yes yes, cheese is yummy

[mrquizzler]

wow.

[SHOLERLEAN]

i will poop well

[4theGreatIAM]

My friend suggested using a stool to put my feet up on when I first became pregnant because I refused to take the prescription they gave me just in case I became constipated. It works great and I continued to use it post-partum and now. Good advice!

[CowFeather]

this information really helped me out... im glad that you were able to come by youtube and help me out with my improper shitting habits.

[pencilluna10]

i think everybody is actully constipated because in nature we would use a diff position eat diff things healthier things... but we rely on technolagy naturally we wouldnt be that constipated

[01murph]

i use castor oil to take dumps.

[AlisquitoProducts]

this will help that day outside camping with no portapotty lolz

[masterofpr2]

Ah shit

[mycurse67]

drink water , enema, then stick finger in you butt... i had horrible craps and cpuld hardly move and was shaky n shit... fixed me up in an hour.. medicin optional.. the messy fingr is woth it... as an african priest wpuld say.. he stick his finger im his bumhole and tge poo poo come out, and he lick dha poo poo. (dont lick it tho...)

[rolling422]

i have been told by medical professionals this as well, people in kinesiology..yup good health tip...

[intellegence63smart]

I was constipated for 28 weeks, now you cured me. (I'm kididng btw not 28 weeks, only 7 days :P)

[cusinndzl]

This is an epic video.

[stupidmonkey121]

ya today i feel like talking about poop

[THEworldisbutaDREAM]

thx

[goanyways]

loll nice video man, it is useful to any human being imo:)

[acheema1819]

u r so right!

[kent0149]

lmao "so poop well everyone"

[quinny2cool]

make the video shorter dam it, im gonna shit my fukin pants!

[steelersrawsome]

it kind of scares me that he knows all of this about pooping

[bucketfullofsugar]

he's cute

[tofu208]

i'm gonna go try this right now!!!

[GarethMuggins]

I wish i could get constipated. boohoo hooo.

[boxofrandom96]

teehee he said poop

[TheSKYizFalling]

brilliant!

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

I'm at the point where i have hemmorhoids, bleeding and pain! FML

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

@4mAALIKcHIN4 dude, im in the same fking boat...I hate the smell of blood leaking from my backside...:(

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

@Chaingangsoldiernit yeah, i have congestion (& smelling difficulties) so i can't smell it. but i'm getting better becuz i drink mad water a day (about 6-8 cups of water), and eat fruits and veggies with all my meals. It helps a lot.

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

@4mAALIKcHIN4 I had some constipation lol, and here is the funny part. I am vegetarian. -.-

Yh, Im drinkin loads of water too lol...and his advice actually helped me out a lot.

Thanks John.

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

@Chaingangsoldiernit good for you man, keep it up haha

[xPURPLExKILLERx]

im sittin in the toilet...

waiting 4 results....

[hornyarab11]

is that why when i went to Indonesia they had an open toilet that u squat over omg it was a pain

[cpj80]

I'm embarrassed but happy to say that after watching your video & using that technique I was able to have an awesome bowel movement. I was in agony for a few hours this morning doing the wrong postions. You rock!!!

[Shaudu1]

It helps also if you incorporate foods that will enhance a healthier bowel movement. Since I have been incorporating more raw foods I have had more than one bowel movement a day verses every few days. and it's only been a week.

[axlscenes]

Tried, Tested and True !

[HiCapacity]

I'm holding my feces in right now. It's been 22 hours so far.

[agaragarlove]

How could you not laugh though this.. XD

[kindaran]

Lol! This was great. I have IBS so in some ways a very active bowel, but I still go through a constipated period during the day. I'll give this a try :)

[dream2last]

thses informations really made my life easy thanks a lot

[fewasdr]

how the hell did you get through making this video without laughing... poop is so funny!

[BobSakamento]

That's how we lay turd in the woods.

[marikojasmine1]

Most of the toilets are western style ones , but we still have Japanese style toilets in Japan and we should squat to use them. Come over and try them;D I like your idea to use a garbabe can! I'll tell that to my friend who is always having battle with constipation;) Thanks for your advice. I think that the seaweeds (especeially Nori) are also good for you when you are suffering from the costipation.

[petromike2]

John, Your guidance on dropping a turd is something special. Your also the oddest fuck I know but god bless you and your turd droppin skills....

[axlscenes]

This is common knowledge in good A&P course...