Lessons With Grandpa Rome (English Dub)

[RosePetalAlchimist]

Wow the roman empire,..... HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO! he's soooo funny! A I till sleeping thru it all,... Sounds like me for sure lol

[sesshylover24]

"im just like france" -_-u...

O.O did...he just OPENLY admit he was Bi?

i knew it was true in the manga but i never knew he would admit it xD

[racconman12]

you masterbate meow!

[TheRainbowMarkers]

Then, others died. XXXDDDDDDD

I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD ROMAN EMPIRE. SO. FREAKING. HARD.

[IzM95]

I'm pretty sure it's olny me, but when I first saw this I thought that at 0:05 Germany had said "Fucked him"... And I immediatly bursted out laughing.....

[EmeraldDSilver]

Hetalia- A fun way to study ancient history.

[henhal99]

And that is why Ze Germans are bad ass.

[ilikepudding19]

I WILL PUNCH U IN ZE ZHROAT!!!!!!!!!

[Crazehtailsfan]

"Can anything wake this guy up?" XDD

[anamilicka]

HOLY CRAPOLA! I JUST FOUND A STRAIGHT GUY IN HETALIA! :D

[inudigifan201]

i'd get in bed with Germany <3 ;)

[Adiebatty]

@henhal99

Hell yes they did. We Germans didn't really have to do anything really. I'm one-fourth German if it really counts. But, I'm also part Italian.....and French. CRAP!!!!!! The French and Italians suck balls

[henhal99]

Nox fuck off I am German and the Italians surrender to us by choice.

[NoxiousMadman]

This Douche Bag is getting old quick. Oh Germany, he wouldn't be there if you weren't banging his grandson.

[henhal99]

Gremany is not a Sanit he has pron mages under his bed like the rest of us. xD

[41192tara]

@henhal99 In fact Finland gave him some for Christmas XD

[9teardrops]

I still with roma was my.grandpa =_=

[9teardrops]

Does roma know that germany has a fetish for bondage and porno mags? XD he aint no saint, just like the rest of us xD

[DBZonTHEpopcornXD]

You masturbate! Everyone takes care of ze business now and again! ze masturbation is'a natural!!!

xD I LOVE Grandpa Rome so MUCH!!! :D

[blindedfur]

Germany is wearing the undies Austria patched for him!

[eclipse2warriorcats]

you must be a saint....LOLage

[EPICxFAIL9000]

Germany looked like England for a moment, lolz

[romanolover12]

any one else hear the cat

[Lambehnator]

Mama Greece does not approve.

[Ashandt003]

Antiqua Roma sounds like a squeakier version of Azzuro Vanel

[Ashandt003]

We were shown the world map in class (I am in sixth grade) and I said out loud, " IT'S A SOCIAL GATHERING!! X3" and this one kid named Fernando laughed a little cuz his older sis watches hetalia

[Ashandt003]

I WILL PUNCH IN ZA THROAT!

[KairiYajuuBckUp]

5 BUCKS SAYS ITALY'S NOT REALLY ASLEEP!!!!

[Bismarckisawesome]

I bet Germany goes to a beerhall every day to relax

[foxxyXxXmind]

lol ludwig called rome a douchbag

[xWasabiNekoProx]

Ah, memories! I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept everyday!

Oh, Grandpa Rome. This is why I love you xD

[pinkrainbowcorn]

Oh god... we were talking about the Roman Empire in class today...XD

[SuperVegito9001]

Holy jeez, I totally know how 2 wake up Italy. Just yell out ''pasta'' and he'll wake up.

[ILoveChocolate2121]

Roma's eyes are beautiful !! O.o

[MCullenHightopp]

Rome: "You must-ah be a Saint! OuO"

YouTube Captions: "You must be used."

LMAO

[41192tara]

@MCullenHightopp I laughed when he said that

[AniRemi]

*snaps Germany's comb in half and throws it into the Rhine*

[KuuMatsuri]

Rome, "I accept you."

Germany, "Nooooooo"

[LudwigGermanyHetalia]

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT

[ising2liv]

"Saint Ludwig" has a nice ring to it~♥

[41192tara]

@ising2liv It does! lol

[Bismarckisawesome]

Dammit I want Germany's hair. Its the only thing we don't share. His is light blonde and straight mine is dark blond and curly. I even have a little spaz who follows me around just like him!

[akatosh2795]

"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT!" - "MASTRUBATION ISA NATURAL!!" XD Two best lines. XD

[agwebkinz11]

"This douchebag is getting old quick."

I LOVE that line!

[MidnightWolfArtist]

" I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT"

That's our germany~

[GaiaGirl2468]

UnLike france.....

France likes both we all know that

[Sidewinder5O4]

I think the women Rome is referring to are the "plethora" of barbarian peoples it conquered and subdued. Regarding Roman military power compared to its less organized opponents, plus the fact that SOME romans legionnaires and Legates alike took women as slaves and "satisfied" themselves with them... this makes sense.

[ph3rtehHDawg]

Censorship fail done by Greece.

[alredwall]

"I VILL PUNCH YOU IN ZE THROAT!" Aw, Luddy...

[bookworm0624]

This is ridiculous with the captions on. xD I-I can't even.... ~,~

[fullmetalworshiper]

@bookworm0624 i turned on captions just to see what you meant. Obviously Google has some work to do when it comes to accents XD

[bookworm0624]

@fullmetalworshiper (laughs) Totally. But it was freaking hilarious, though! xD

[konata4567]

but Germany, how can you not masturbate with all those dirty books Finland gave you for Christmas?

[RaiKuriChestnut]

Rome's inside of Italy? OH GOD.

[Schizotypal1234]

WAIT!!! Germany is wearing the underwear that Austria sewed for him XD XD XD

[DBZonTHEpopcornXD]

is it just me or does Grandpa Rome look hot in his suit thingy?~<3

[superlegomoose1]

you must be a saint!

[Yolanda27343]

blah blah blah blah "I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT!!" xD

[bobrocksurworld1]

Oh yeah... he's related to Italy..

[APHKHFMAfan]

That's Italy's grandpa, alright...

[CrazyMangaka]

What episode is it?

[Trooper45a]

Sweden looks like Germany when he combs his hair.

Now turn it around.

[AnthroPockyLover]

Soing a report about rome, Goin use this

[ShiningMoon88]

Germany might not be able to get a woman into bed, but he DOES already have your grandson with him.

AW SNAP

[kinyia7]

Why didnt i look at this video when i needed to know when rome started? LOL

[9intheaftern00n100]

Ok, I need to say this RIGHT NOW...

*pelvic thrust* IM NOT YO DADDY IM YO GRANDPA!!!

[Harstadrose]

Germany is going to punch 4 people in the throat.

[AmmoDragonKai]

if any one knows about blazblue, u would know Ragna.... IS GERMANY!!!!!!

[kittygirl123100]

man italy sure is a heavy sleeper, must've eaten too much pasta

[emogirl456100]

i used to have to wake my friend up by tickling her foot, talking, moving around a lot, or hideing and then she would think that mah mom got me and she would be like "aw CRAP!" ha

[Muahahahahhahahahaha]

oh god me and Italy are so alike~ nothing can wake us up!

[flyingmintbunny15]

Oh come on Germany, we all read fanfiction, we know what goes on ;D

[1337sir]

I VILL PUNCH ZOO IN ZA SRHOAT!

[Suzumiyagirl01]

Oh Germany, I'd b with u every nite! -3

[ForgottenWings13]

I think that was the one of the biggest hints I have ever seen....>_<"

[chibiusa10039]

My cuz took sex ed last semestor, she said it was hard enough trying to keep a straight face when they were talking about a guys vital regions. I wanna take that class, but only if Rome is the teacher!

[twilightsaga1121]

@magicalkitten1 LOL!!I would attend too!

[xXgermanyloverXx]

@hita541 germany. Is. Amzing. And he can handle his own d**ck. And he does masturbate... End. Of. Freaking. Story..

[pinkypie101ful]

some one is blushie *elbows Germany*

[magicalkitten1]

I'd attend Sex Education if:

A) Grandpa Rome is the teacher

B) Germany is the one who gets 'special attention' from aforementioned teacher and

C) We all get to watch yaoi/yuri :3

[comhonee15]

@magicalkitten1 but only if....sigh

[41192tara]

@magicalkitten1 And hentai! lol

[Kekilolli02]

im so sad..no one will tell wat episode this was from =^= vehh....i asked so many times too.

[Vinelgregory]

SOUNDS JUST LIKE FRANCE!!!!

[avaflava1]

1:24 HIS FACE XD

[tsukikoAi128]

"I will punch you in the throat!!" XD

[AdventurousRanch]

watching this while doing world history homework on rome~ haha

[FemaleGallade]

@AdventurousRanch I'm taking world hstory next semester. So tell me, what is it like when you're a Hetalia fan?

[AdventurousRanch]

@FemaleGallade world history has never been funnier. My friend who took it last year says that the hardest time to keep a straight face was when they talked about the war of austrian succession. xD But its so funny~

You'll love it even more

[ladyknights104]

1:02-1:31

i pulled the same thing on my history teacher.

imagine me as Germany and my teacher as Rome, thats exactly how it happened. it was at the end of the period so after i was done (with a strait face) i left the room, walked halfway down the hall, and ran the rest of the way laughing like the obnoxious America/Hetalia fan that i am.

[friendshipismagic95]

"You Sound Just Like France". xD germany NEVER Change! xD

[freecodyhummings]

In the subtitled version, Rome refereed to masturbation as being a "Sumptuous feast", you can see it in quotations at the top of the screen when he first says it, hahaha.

[birdgirl4ever]

I was drooling over Germany through this whole thing...

[Willowthecollie]

@birdgirl4ever We were all drooling over Germany through the whole thing. XD

[birdgirl4ever]

@Willowthecollie How could ya not? XD

[Willowthecollie]

@birdgirl4ever

I've been drooling over Germany since I first found Hetalia! XD

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

lol rome talks about germany's love life

[TheWitchdoctr]

He demolished Carthage. DEMOLISHED in all three Punic Wars!

[TheMoonPower]

"You sound just like France!"

...Something tells me that France wouldn't shun gays, Germany.

[ImThatCrazyGal]

@TheMoonPower Agreed, especially since France is bisexual.

[xKilaxChanx]

"First, Carthage fell and then....others died~...good times.."

That sounds so wrong yet so funny. XDDD

[LadyPyrien]

XD Grandpa Rome's hair curl turned into a heart!!

[VampiresExist0013]

Oh my goodiness... Germany is ripped... Whoa... And his hair!!! Who wouldn't want to wake up to THAT in the morning??

[moonlightxpath]

@VampiresExist0013 I totally agree with you.

[pheathezombieluver]

German's bed head is soooooo sexy xD

[BrittTaylor943]

Grandpa Rome is wearing the official neckwear of Arizona...

[gutiar56]

Germany looks so sexy with his hair not geled

[PunkishKitten]

*sparkles*

"You must be a saint!"

[littlemissyuki13]

"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT!!!'

*dies laughing*

[CMW1995]

Grampa Rome: So tell me, what kind of a man does not have a woman in his bed with him every night?

Me: Yeah well, I would be in his bed every night if I could. If it wasn't for the fact that he's, y'know, a cartoon character. XD

[vannah1234567890]

gotta love how the cat noise dosent mute the word at all

[Thisisseriouslyauser]

Can anything wake this guy up?

...

PASTA

Duh.

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

@Thisisseriouslyauser that is true

[yotsubafanfan]

Grandpa Rome looks like Italy and Romano but its obvious that he's just like France, only not as creepy.

[xXgermanyloverXx]

Oooo germany wee love u!!!! And thers no point in lying we knw u masterbate, why would santa finland give you porn for christmas if you didnt!!!!!

[hita514]

@xXgermanyloverXx germany dosn't masterbate. The question is why not? and the answer also answers why there isn't a girl in germany's bed it is because even germany can't handle his own d**k

[bubbleheadash]

This douchebag is getting old quick

[nadineip]

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT~!

[MissSasukegirl]

Damn, I wish I had a Grampa like that XD

[LuvMyTatoos]

is germany wearing the boxers that austria fixed? xDD

[keitaro101]

Oh Germany you do masturbate dont deny it you still have those "gifts" from Santa Finland remember.

[JunjouFan805]

Grandpa Rome is voice acted by Christopher Sabat, the same guy who voice acts Vegeta from DBZ. sure doesnt sound like him..

[The4EverYoung85]

@JunjouFan805 Guess he's that good at voice acting.

[104msangel]

the kitty sounds while he says masturbates are epic

[MissSlytherin91]

0:00 to 0:05

Listen to the Romans. They always say the truth.

[Hikarilastsolace]

then i something~ Good night!^^

[DarkxRebelx]

In my friends circle, everyone has a different country they are named after from Hetalia. I'm Grandpa Rome. I pop out of nowhere, sing a ballad, educate people on how awesome I am, grab a ho, and then disappear.

[FissionMailed21]

I VILL PAUNCH YOU IN ZE SROAT

[jet44444]

"this douche bag is getting old quivck" hahaha Germany I heart u. <3

[swissconfederation25]

After i watched this,

I don't need to study for my Ancient Rome! :)

(Got an A!)

[Kizuichi]

Rome is such a bro

[prpletay724]

@Kizuichi This comment wins for me..... :)

[reneedooma]

Some thoughts: 1) Romans were like Greeks and actually everyone at that time EVERYONE WAS BI?PAN

2) Did I hear Germany say "I'm just like France." ???!!!!!!??!!! That means he's bi.... *evil fangirl thoughts*

[Mxyaoifan77xS]

@reneedooma He actually said "You sound just like France"

[reneedooma]

@Mxyaoifan77xS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont ruin my dreams. Besides, they're all gay or bi, you can tell. Even Hungary I think...And she crossdresses like Poland so ... ANyways Countries are fucking beasts and I wanna live with ALL of them!!!!!! ;PPPPPPPPPPPPP

[princesstarika]

@reneedooma he said "He"s sounds just like france"

[41192tara]

@reneedooma That's what I heard too! He admit it!

[Seikufu]

"I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex and slept every day."

"First, Carthage fell. Others died....good times."

You can see where France, Spain, and Italy get it from.

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Damn it, I wish I was German. You get to say cool things like 'vulf' and 'Fuhrer'. Yeah, there was that whole Nazi-ism thing 70 years ago, but I can overlook that!

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Hey, I'm just like Germany! I'm hard headed, eat nothing but meat and potatoes, a total dick, beat the crap out of anyone who even slightly pisses me off, too serious, LOVES picking fights, is sometimes related with Nazi-isim/taking over everything, and thinks masturbation is completely disgusting! I'm a saint!!!

[HeartlessBlackRose3]

My favorite parts:

-"I will punch you in the throat!"

-Germany's mood swing right after that.

-The fail kitten censure.

[botgal1]

"I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept every day!"

Hey, hold on RE! You forgot 'have sex'!

[MsLPSFOREVER]

Ok come on we all know germany is NOT a virgin vat r u insinuating granpa rome?!

I died when he screamed "I vill punch u in ze throat!" XD

[iloveyorkies1]

"-Get out of here your a fan,- your mah fan~! 8D!! <3" xD lol Rome

[tarsirscausefear]

"There's nothing wrong with playing for another team...everyone does it sometimes, except me, of course! :D" oh come on rome, do you think we don't remember caesar?

[Happycapgirl]

I love the way Rome says "OOOHOOOO!!"

[Sailormoonlovers101]

haha i will be sleeping through all that too italy don't worry..i don't think i would loet ot hear it either..

[funny4fun145]

I love world history now

Teacher:ok turn to chapter 4 which is The rise of two empires:Rome and China

Me:yes! GRANDPA ROME AND CHINA

Friend(doesnt watch hetalia but knows i watch it): -.- here we go again

[MaereMara]

LOL it's Rome

[Venicexvee]

Germany dosent......listen....if you have a problem germany.....call me up.....I'll be there in under 55 seconds....don't judge me....

[FireWind31]

0:35 - 0:37

Rome with innocent face: You must be a saint

Well know we know where Feliciano got that face from. My face was like thisO.o when seeing that moment, in the mind it was this 'What the Fuck, didn't see that coming'

[neferet501]

i love that the "meows" that are meant to block out the words....just dont work :D

[1Vampireand1angel]

@neferet501 in the japanese they did XD

[neferet501]

@1Vampireand1angel really? well they screwed the dubs then, just to let us hear it :D

[1Vampireand1angel]

@neferet501 they did it for laughs XD

[neferet501]

@1Vampireand1angel glad they did :D

[DiamondDoll9]

Yesterday I had this weird dream. O_o

Well in the dream I was reading this Rome X Germany Doujini.

Yes, It was R-18.

Well It started out with Germany meeting Rome.

Rome was all....uke.

and I absouleutly forgot the rest.

All I know is that Rome is taken to Germany's house and they 'get it on'.

And Rome was on the bottom.

I enjoy that dream now.

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP MEEEEE

[neferet501]

@DiamondDoll9 what you need is another yaoi related dream to counteract this one :D

[hita514]

Fun fact: Germany promotes same sex marriages

[ddrstandard2008]

@hita514 Heck they even have a same sex city XD

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

@hita514 how thats confusing

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

@hita514 lol

[BrittTaylor943]

"You sound just like France." Lol XD

[scipper54]

I know what wakes up Italy!

Germany"I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustace and a grape!

[DrovacZolin]

I SHALL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT

[Jasar25]

What episode is this?

[TheWitchdoctr]

I thought all countries were bi?