Louis CK in NYC Comedy Cellar

[Aeshir2]

LOUIS CK: Comedian/Motherfucker

[tpstrat14]

in the white trash bit, he forgot the part where he's like "they wear shitty clothing so that they can eat! how hilarious!!"

[EXetoC]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrBossman44]

I wipe my ass with live rabbits but I still approve of Louis CK

[brenonion]

i missed the whole video cuz im still laughing at wiping my ass with live rabbits

[ColinFordsFace]

What I wouldn't do for a t-shirt saying 'Lick my balls if you love jesus'

[FatFaggot773]

GEt OFF!! ha classic

[ZaimuaeALI]

Turtle Aids

[gregorcollins]

I love that this crowd loves him - it makes me love him even more!

[MegaTrumpy]

gunvor69 yor comment is simply not accurate!

[gunvor69]

Uhm...most people who are rich got there from being poor

[stepkasmusic]

@gunvor69

On what do you base that assumption?

[gunvor69]

@stepkasmusic its called land of opportunity for a reason

[eltulkas]

@gunvor69 omg gunvor u havent done ur research at all. u are talking nonsense

[JohnBlandly]

hill--air--ious!

[JohnBlandly]

yes, it's hard to understand upstate NY

[Kneleist]

Its funny that you all posted comments because i fucked all of your mothers

[zsimon21]

Laurie Killmartin has great tits

[Kneleist]

Its funny that you all posted comments because i fucked all of your mothers

[trainingninja]

Fuckin A! Xp i felt that way riding the damn subway but its experience its way more fun getting lost there than back in my country HA!

[bleedredandgold49]

I want to know far Upstate NY he's been bc to me who lives in the sticks in actual upstate and it always annoys me when people consider like Albany upstate NY because its not even close....however I do love louis ck haha

[charglo]

@bleedredandgold49

most people consider upstate NY as anything that's not New York City

[zsimon21]

@bleedredandgold49 he lived just north of Albany, North Creek area. FYI anything north of 14th street is upstate

[Panasper]

upstate new york sucks dick

[toddles822]

Lick my balls if you love Jesus.

[sr038]

@toddles822 one of my favorites, my name is solomon and there are all kinds of prejudice "good christians" in my current apartment complex who quote the bible whenever I'm around......before it was just annoying, now I'm thinking of having that shirt made.....they always assume the worst about me though (I think) since the guy above me is always banging on the floor & since I just turn up the volume on the white noise cd, it doesn't bother me, but he must feel it's pointless, who wouldn't?

[njd2389]

AH FUCK MOTHERFUCKER

[shakercoola]

We have a British equivalent, Frankie Boyle - check him out. Other Brits like Jimmy Carr are not nearly as good with the same material as they are middle class and smarmy.

[almostloverx3]

OMG I live in upstate NY and Louie is so right. best comedian ever.

[MrRDuggs]

@RebornLegacy

Its from one of his stand up routines about racism.

[RebornLegacy]

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[RickyMcGinnis]

I walked by there when I went to NYC last week. I wasn't even looking for it, and I saw it in the corner of my eye and I was like "Holy fuck, thats where Louie was"!

[quintanna]

Funniest mother F er on the planet

[tuttrussify]

Lick my balls if you love Jesus!

[yiassoufile]

Anyone who is from NY and has taken public transportation has to have died laughing at the NYC subway joke...it's a fucking classic.

[ytsephill]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IN EVERY LOUIS CK VIDEO, DANE COOK IS MENTIONED.

[derbydriver]

@ytsephill

Because Dane Cook steals his jokes from Louis C.K.

[lotsofcoffeeplz]

does bill burr do this train bit too????

[TheRamsesII]

@lotsofcoffeeplz He does similar bits about Harlem and about crazy people on the subway. Him and LCK might be the only popular white comedians who can do racial comedy. They are two of the funniest American comedians around right now - not because of the racial jokes, but just everything in general...

[xxemir89xx]

the funny thing is is that upstate really is like that, this guy tells it how it is

[daalsij]

this guy is an absolute legend

[Koda924]

At 1:12 he sounds like Charlie Day. :D

[fathermckenzie1]

i got one of those uncontrollable laughing fits (the kind where you get a real bad headache and your eyes leak about a liter of liquid) when he started telling the subway joke. and i'm not even from nyc.

[mica19211]

@MarkArandjus

Agreed!! Haha I cldnt stop laffin

[MarkArandjus]

The Lick my balls if you like Jesus joke is a GREAT point :D

[iwishiwasjames]

i sincerely pity whoever had to follow that.

[keithdziak]

define "upstate"

[Koda924]

@keithdziak -__-

[Panasper]

upstate new york really does suck ass, it's true

[TotalKaosE]

this is true

[billyriley67]

HAHAHA i live in upstate new york and what he said is SOOOOOOO true

[atherforhire]

when it says 'comment removed by author' that means that the person who wrote the comment decided to remove it, not the uploader of the video. and as for negative evaluations, other youtubers who watch the same video can evaluate as well. actually, ive only given one negative evaluation and that is to your comment.

[RAMSBONES]

suck a bag of dicks

[CityHunter84]

@usetheforce100

[leoonfire95]

you cross 125th street and someone just stabs you in the face

[salmon886]

Someone for hire.

[FruitpunchFTW]

He grew up poor...

[zsimon21]

@seanvanella He's not poor but he was

[phishypeep85]

the upstate new york bit is soo true

i live in upstate new york and that guy with the sign is in hamilton he does it ever summer

[LucianoBongiovi]

The subway voice is so true hahahahahahah

[GentleGiant055]

"Come on man you gotta do it ! ... What are u a jew ?! LICK EMMM !!"

Oh ... My ... God ... That was the most funniest thing i have ever heared !!

a t-shirt that says " lick my balls if u love jesus" I WANNA BUY ONE !! ROFLMAO

[deathxtra]

What are you, a jew? LICK UP!

[JustinGentry19]

Ive been following Louies comedy for years and this is first time Ive seen this set.

Up there with my favorite stuff.

[1yK3Y4]

lol :)

but i think the reason people don't get offended when people use the expression "white trash" is because people who are "white trash" have all sorts of negative connotations attached to them. not just that they're just damn lazy, but qualities like being racist (big one! kkk anybody?) , closed-minded, spiteful

[5797]

I guess. But don't you really think its just non trash white people saying "where better than that". I always get annoyed when its cool to shit on white trash, not because they might not deserve it, but because I feel like its richer white people saying "thats what minorities should be, not us". Plus a big reason why white trash have been so historically racist is because rich whites encouraged them to be so, so they could remain on top and the poor blacks and whites would remain divided.

[whaththeeee]

suck my dick if you are literate

[waitwhatwasthat]

that's why it's called a comedy routine, genius.

[samus323]

Most comedians re-use material.

[sirax1113]

i think louis ck is similar to david cross

my 2 favorite comedians

[waratah234]

I live on the same street as the comedy cellar. it's an amazing place.

[kossenanatsitekiri]

his joke on express trainss...lol so truee

[House322]

Lick my balls if you love Jesus

[07liberian]

Harlem Is A Very Beautiful Place, You Gotta Admit !!!

I Did'nt Realize It Until Louis Ck Said It.

[pinkree]

roflllll

[Lostgates]

erikbitesdog was making a reference to his new special where he says that nigger made the shit outta my coffee. check it out. you wont be able to breath.

[CathartikRequiem]

hahaha bravo sir. any louis fan knows what you're reffering to

[RebornLegacy]

@erikbitesdog

wtf are you talking about

[ForeverEmilyy]

he's so underrated!

he should be more well known than someone like dane cook.

because louis ck's jokes are actually funny and aren't stolen from other comedians.

[GodHatesQuags]

well, the reason people are on dane cooks sack, is the same reason that they love mcdonalds.

think about it.

philosophy 10...2??

[OutrageousWaffle]

"GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN FIRST OF ALL...GET OFF!" hahahaha

[Garrettv3]

LMAO!!

Lick my balls if you love jesus.

[tanit]

His imitation of the subway driver voice is extremely hilarious if you have ever been to NYC - they all sound EXACTLY like that.

[lonsumtravlr]

@tanit boston, too. just like that.

[sjkdec18]

@tanit hahaha... seriously. it's pitch perfect!

[mtallicuhh]

Genious!

[Franco6223]

OMFG CK IS THE BOMB

(pass this on)

[07liberian]

My nigga Louis CK went in on New York on this one !!!

LMAO Twice !!!

[yiassoufile]

@07liberian Louis CK is from New York so whatever. He's just saying the truth.

[07liberian]

@yiassoufile What Are You Talking About ?

[Velusssh]

"lick my balls if you like jesus" LOL

[dothamaph]

this video is so fuckn funny and true that i actually came. twice. i live in NY and that shit is dead on about da train and harlem lol

[Dallas1411]

Let's go shit in their faces, right now. lol Louis CK is awesome.

[MorrisTheTaurus]

Dane Cook isn't funny at all.

Louis C.K. is a comedic genius who has harnessed the blackest comedy from the darkest corners of our insecurities and nature.

[sovietsentinel]

@MorrisTheTaurus While I agree with you, good sir, Dane Cook doesn't even belong in mention here. It's like the people that hate on Justin Bieber on Led Zeppelin videos and shit.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely hate the little shit, but the likes of them do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the true greats. Here's to Louie

[Bassta986]

@MorrisTheTaurus yeah louis is funny but just because you think hes funnier than dane cook thats no reason to say dane cook sucks comon dont lie you think dane cooks funny but louis is funnier thats all you gotta say instead of giving some one a bad name just coz you like hes competition better

[MrOneAndOnlyAce]

@Bassta986 You replied to something posted 3 years ago. Doubt that person still cares. But anyways... Dane Cook isn't funny.

[brs04wsc]

Dane Cook's a dirty ball sniffer - seriously, how does anyone find that douche bag funny.And he's a joke thief! You'd think he'd at least have the decency to be funny if he's going to steal joke's from funny people like CK

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

Dane cook jokes are like fucking cover songs. the only problem is that a joke is never a fucking cover song. If you say a joke at a comedy club once then that's o.k. But when you put it on ur fucking CD and sell it to everyone. THAT'S NOT COOL, NOT COOL AT ALL!

[KadoAtVT]

not saying anyones right or wrong but... saying dane cooks joke is more detailed doesn't mean he didn't steal it. it prolly proves he did steal it because he heard that joke and then just added on more stuff to make it seem like it was his.

[RussianAssassin21]

You forget that Louis CK has seen Dane at several of his shows, and Louis has had this style longer than Dane. Bottom line is Dane feels that Louis CK is a great comedian, and in turn, is a great person to copy (not just individual jokes, but style as well).

[vi3tnamzfynest]

GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN FIRST OF ALL

[acebrawler73]

The more I watch Louis the more jokes I see that dane cook has stolen from him. At least in general premice. I bet Dane got the idea for his "Dream House" bit from Louis' bit about poor people knowing what they would do if they were rich. It's the exact same idea!

On another note, Louis is great and this video was hilarious.

[OboxerU]

You can always count on Louis CK to surprise you with his humour and creativity.

[drainoftheage369]

hahaha OMG wipe my ass with live rabbits hahah that would feel SO GOOD... LOL is that messed up of me to say? animal rights? fuck it I need to shit whos got a rabbit?!?!

[carlispot]

lol...so true about t train

[Revrin743]

lol..we got busses here too.the mcallen express..not as funny, though.we call it the ME bus..this town sucks

[Scrubs103]

Louis is the best. Legend

[groovebee]

"This is a C Train but its not making any C stops!" LMAO

[ccaumack]

He is in my opinion the greatest comedian of our time, because he takes the Sinefeld approach of "I'm just your average shmoe,"

[onomiyaki]

So he's the greatest comedian best he imitates another comedian? What? How the fuck is that supposed to work?

[onomiyaki]

Best=Because.

Fuck.

[Marzbuckethead]

I don't think your going to see Seinfeld doing a bit called "Saddest Handjob" though

[anahubby]

he makes it his own tho hes pathetic but its funny

[EJP44]

soadpsyco19 sux.

[anahubby]

u prolly think dane cook is the best comedian ever

[cuntwafer]

who is this directed at?

[sophiebro]

Am I the only one whos wondering how you suck a cock with an asshole

Does it just mean have anal sex with someone?

Then why dont you just say that alone?

Does it have some kind of a hidden meaning to it

Is it supposed to be some sort of a figurative sort of language

Or do you just like to swear or something.

Like I dont know man, you need to add in more details.

Youve just left me starring at this youtube comment wondering how you suck a cock with an asshole. And now I'm writing about it.

[ChunkTimbaby]

yeah I just thought about it too like how do you do that? do you need to chase them with your pants down until they go "oh allright just suck it with your ass you sick bastard..."

[sophiebro]

And now im coming back to this video because I'm still thinking about it.

And picturing it too.

See man, this is what youtube hate does to me.

Imagining how someone sucks a cock with an asshole.

I mean... Can assholes suck? Im 14 years old, I dont know that. Why would I know that.

My head is flooded with thoughts.

[Jaylectricity]

Sorry son, I feel your pain. People are idiots and they always will be.

[atlcowboy2536]

the train stuff made me laugh till I cried

[cdonaghue]

I seen Louis in the comedy cellar in NYC this year in July, and he was so fuckin' hilarious.. if you can find some of his new material, its comedy gold.. espically the stuff about his daugter.. Awesome!!

[Jacked637]

awesome dude, i'm jealous!

[djphatd]

thats awesome!  I get to see him tomorrow at the Coachhouse in Southern California and I'm so excited!

[compaq1337]

he said that guy holding the sign joke on another thing but still funny

[aacotter]

you may be shocked to hear that comedians use their jokes more than once.

[zsimon21]

@compaq1337 he does comedy every night do you really think that joke was exclusive to that event? He changes material every year

[brigade0]

lol the bibal guy omg freaking hilarious

[MPS11085]

That train shit is so true. OMG hahahahahahahaha

[NRJohnson]

Hilarious material. Simply excellent.

[u263b]

LEGEND INDEED.

[AntiEverything07]

NICE CAMERA WORK

[atlcowboy2536]

"We're not going wherever you're going!!" I love that:)

[Wyndowlies]

LEGEND

[toastm4n]

lick my balls if you love jesus.. HAHAHA

[midgetsuicide]

Louis CK is awesome, and this shows how much Dane Cook sucks

[ezpkns34]

hes the king man, just the best

[GoodNightGoodLuck]

axelsenzon, you should know what Paradox781 and drummerdave10 are referring to. Unless you didn't see the end of this Louis CK-clip.

[reh629]

i grew up in NYC, i know exactly what he is talking about. it is always after you get on is when you find out the train you're on is now on some BS schedule or some crazy detour.

[loltheworld]

Funniest man alive, without a doubt.

[scala624]

Oh good shit. His sitcom is kinda lame, though.

[jonletter]

louis ck is without a doubt the funniest comedian around right now.

[jeckhi]

Lets just go until we hit a wall or something... fuck it. lol

[Paradox761]

Lick my balls if you love Jesus!

[drummerdave10]

what are you a jew, lick up!

[Sixhotstrings]

Awesome!

[rollinss1983]

I don't belong on this train!1