Umm...no. Your wrong. This is a mindless rant rather than a legit review. In order to make a movie review you at least have to know about the movie you are reviewing. I saw it 5 times in the cinema and 5 times on blu-ray and I know it deserves a strong 8.5/10. I am not a new fan either...all my life Raiders has been my all time favorite movie. This one is on par with the other two sequels.
Yeah I know, like once knew this guy who ate feces and was like "this is gross" and I was like "listen asshole why don't you eat it nine more times before you call yourself an expert!"
Also it baffled me how the worst movie made in recent history made so much money but now I know. Congratulations: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
Wow, find something else to do rather than complain about a perfectly fine film and the MILLIONS upon millions who loved it. You are indeed the problem. Keep complaining and continue to respond in silly metaphores while me and the rest of the world enjoy KOTCS.
Wow, find something else to do rather than complain about a perfectly fine film and the MILLIONS upon millions who loved it. You are indeed the problem. Keep complaining and continue to respond in silly metaphors while me and the rest of the world enjoy KOTCS.
agreed, a great SERIES but at this at this point i will draw you a metaphor about how apples are a great fruit and i love my bowl of three delicious apples, but some asshole just put a rotten one in my basket.
Everything George Lucas touches turns to crap. I used to look up to him till he made some unessesary changes to STAR WARS and decided to do the prequels himself. Maybe he lost it a long time ago. Howard the Duck should have been a sign for movie goers to realize what we can expect. Didn't he write Willow? That wasn't too bad of a film, but it had some of the same corny scenes that he has been putting in his more recent films. Remember when Val Kilmer turned into a snow ball? Really George!?!
This movie might have worked better as an animated cartoon, because scenes like the atom bomb, monkey swinging,triple waterfall and any other part that was ridiculous didn't come close to being realistic. I agree 100% with your post. The only thing I get comfort from is knowing you can pop in one of the other Jones movies and forget this ever happened. Im shocked at some of the crap in this movie that made the final cut. I smell Lucas all over this film.
haha yeah i think your right and we will see what the star wars clone wars movie is like since it looks like they took your idea and are going animated cartoon.
haha silly
Indiana Jones shouldn't be taken seriously at all
Usul573 3 years ago
what you meant to say is Indiana Jones CANT be taken seriously... anymore
nowrashfree 3 years ago
It's just supposed to be fun
Usul573 3 years ago
Umm...no. Your wrong. This is a mindless rant rather than a legit review. In order to make a movie review you at least have to know about the movie you are reviewing. I saw it 5 times in the cinema and 5 times on blu-ray and I know it deserves a strong 8.5/10. I am not a new fan either...all my life Raiders has been my all time favorite movie. This one is on par with the other two sequels.
LaurenceRoques 3 years ago
Yeah I know, like once knew this guy who ate feces and was like "this is gross" and I was like "listen asshole why don't you eat it nine more times before you call yourself an expert!"
Also it baffled me how the worst movie made in recent history made so much money but now I know. Congratulations: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
nowrashfree 3 years ago
Wow, find something else to do rather than complain about a perfectly fine film and the MILLIONS upon millions who loved it. You are indeed the problem. Keep complaining and continue to respond in silly metaphores while me and the rest of the world enjoy KOTCS.
LaurenceRoques 3 years ago
wait a minute, is this george lucas? You old dog you almost got me ;)
nowrashfree 3 years ago
exactly.
LaurenceRoques 3 years ago
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Wow, find something else to do rather than complain about a perfectly fine film and the MILLIONS upon millions who loved it. You are indeed the problem. Keep complaining and continue to respond in silly metaphors while me and the rest of the world enjoy KOTCS.
LaurenceRoques 3 years ago
Awesome review. Well done. You captured the thoughts going through everyones head.
OutlawTomFantastic 3 years ago
thanks although some people are saying its a great movie! I hope that they are being sarcastic
nowrashfree 3 years ago
it didn't control the ants the skull deflected the ants from them
berdbrothers 3 years ago
good point, still sucks
nowrashfree 3 years ago
not really Indiana Jones is one of the greatest movie series of all time
berdbrothers 3 years ago
agreed, a great SERIES but at this at this point i will draw you a metaphor about how apples are a great fruit and i love my bowl of three delicious apples, but some asshole just put a rotten one in my basket.
nowrashfree 3 years ago
it wasnt that bad it was better then temple of doom
berdbrothers 3 years ago
get it? you see im not actually talking about apples...
nowrashfree 3 years ago
I know the three apples were the first 3 and they were good then the rotten apple was number 4. But it was actually better then the temple of doom.
berdbrothers 3 years ago
Somebody needs whip george lucas with a non cgi indy whip!
d0cToRaRoN 3 years ago
Love the subs! Funny review, man!!! Love what you said about the gophers and fridge!!! LOL
nickycheung1 3 years ago
Everything George Lucas touches turns to crap. I used to look up to him till he made some unessesary changes to STAR WARS and decided to do the prequels himself. Maybe he lost it a long time ago. Howard the Duck should have been a sign for movie goers to realize what we can expect. Didn't he write Willow? That wasn't too bad of a film, but it had some of the same corny scenes that he has been putting in his more recent films. Remember when Val Kilmer turned into a snow ball? Really George!?!
crabbypants1978 3 years ago
Funny and so, so true. And that also makes it so sad. This film was not good.
gnrlotto 3 years ago
This movie might have worked better as an animated cartoon, because scenes like the atom bomb, monkey swinging,triple waterfall and any other part that was ridiculous didn't come close to being realistic. I agree 100% with your post. The only thing I get comfort from is knowing you can pop in one of the other Jones movies and forget this ever happened. Im shocked at some of the crap in this movie that made the final cut. I smell Lucas all over this film.
crabbypants1978 3 years ago
haha yeah i think your right and we will see what the star wars clone wars movie is like since it looks like they took your idea and are going animated cartoon.
nowrashfree 3 years ago
I agree with everything you said 100%. Your review pointed out all the really stupid parts of the movie and was really entertaining!
kylewp 3 years ago
Scholtz!! That was awesome! Now I REALLY have to see the movie! HAHAHAHA
trickyricky77 3 years ago
you will love it, its got b movie with a budget written all over it
nowrashfree 3 years ago
This was so hilarious!!! Awsome review, I really enjoyed this Lol.
MonicaBailey 3 years ago
Very funny stuff. I agree with everything you said.
Stvlen 3 years ago
you are my new favorite youtuber ;)
nowrashfree 3 years ago
Thanks for the laugh. And yes, I agree; "Skull" was awful. The scifi element didn't mix well with Indy.
immutabledude 3 years ago
i agree but leave it to george lucas to work sci fi into everything. haha
nowrashfree 3 years ago