Eugene Mirman Stand-Up

[Birdgap]

The letter to Delta should have been signed sincerely Barbara Riddle.

[ghostgate82]

One of the most under rated comics out now!

More under rated, yet brilliant comics...

Matt Braunger

Anthony Jeselnik

Chris Rock

#Troll Filter

[ViciousCircleComics]

@ghostgate82 You think Chris Rock is underrated? By who?

[purplesodapop]

@ghostgate82 uhh Chris Rock is super huge...

[zenlikestate]

@ghostgate82 I concur. Another one who will someday get his due...George Carlin.

[aclaw4]

The fact that he isn't famous is proof that the media sucks.

[hyperone545]

what is the one where eugene talks about his application for a tv show about dates or whatever it was?

[arubot1]

dont ask what vodka can do for you, ask what you can do for your vodka

[Mpmaudio]

"God is a twelve year old with aspergers" words of fucking wisdom.

[FinnzyWinzy]

I hate myself for not having known about him during all the years I didn't hate myself.

[DESTROYriaa]

one of my favorite comedians, this guys material is fucking hilarious.

[Dvizion08]

Hahaha Gene Belcher XD

[xemnasvii]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!­!!

[hobbitninja]

Eugene needs to take on that Asberger's boy on as an apprentice

[knifeforkandaspoon]

"Religion is not a leap of faith; it's high-functioning autism." Best quote ever!

[paperbed]

I was trying to describe those Habanero chips to my friend, I said "It's like eating a bag of fire!", then I felt all warm and happy inside.

[jeremyjordan93]

why does the crazy guy have to be named Jeremy?

[hoppaphant]

@jeremyjordan93 hahaha! HA HA HA! ha HA hA Ha!!! you-...your..name...is-is...je­remy?!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! fuck you

[jeremyjordan93]

@hoppaphant lol at least i'm not quoting the video like every other comment

[hoppaphant]

@jeremyjordan93 that is totally true lol people need to be more original

[lala931992]

Trevor? Really?

[dannyjock1]

"religion is not a leap of faith, it's just high functioning autism"

[SeventhSwell]

Somewhere, Eugene's luggage is full of pee.

[ashburn247]

delta sucks

[mrhockey333]

He is my new idol.

[thefunkof30000years]

He was talking about MY linenns and things. That's so awesome!

[JeffersonWeedwhacker]

At least 11 Delta Employees watched this video.

[narutard116]

i guess it means, LLL Fu*k you!

[johnpsmith84]

bob's burgers!!!!!!!!!!1



[ericthehalfabee63]

@johnpsmith84

Nope. That's H. Jon Benjamin.

[johnpsmith84]

@ericthehalfabee63 i dont think so

[narutard116]

@johnpsmith84  your right its him and he is FUNNY!

[kanojo1969]

@ericthehalfabee63 Actually Eugene does the voice of Bob's son, Gene. I'm surprised you can't tell, it's just his regular voice.

[theslyder]

I wrote them a very angry letter...

[PantherFox]

He's hilarious, and I laughed at loud at eating a bag of fire, but he's still not funnier than Tim & Eric, sorry

[LylaRochelle]

Build a time machine. Jerk off in it and send it to Hitler!

[blopajmbar62]

This guy sucks booo

[iancorporated]

SO FUNNY!

[HoboJIm117]

Eat a bag of fire!

[purplehaze0120]

I'm moving to Brooklyn on the 13th and I'm soo pumped that I'm going to get to see him regularly. He's one of the best comics to see, ever.

[tallguy111]

5:59 best part ever.

[Dubonjierugi]

This is his best bit. I love Eugene Mirman, he's fucking hilarious.

[JhericFury]

Ah i fucked up the earth, i should probably flood it and get two of every animal on a boat. That's the only solution i see...

[Birdgap]

He shoulda signed the letter to Delta as Barbara Riddle.lol

[iamtheVitor]

John Greens favorite standup :)

[Nani101]

@iamtheVitor Came here 'cuz of John as well :P

[koalahamlet]

Religion: not a leap of faith but high functioning autism.

[caseyspaos]

God is twelve-year-boy with Aspergers! LMFAO!

[celtics3456789]

My favorite comedian ever! Ever joke Is price-less.

[3boysgomc]

favorite comedian hands down

[Dunderhead36]

THIS FETUS WONT LEARN TO SKYPE

[moxxi]

"Religion is not a leap of faith. It's high-functioning autism." There's your motivational poster right there.

[TehCheezBurgrz]

LLLLLLLLLLLL - Fuck you.

[ladyflyaway]

Isn't he the landlord from flight of the conchords! If they were doing another series he should've had a bigger part.

[rocketsauce4tehlulz]

haha "i didn't know the different classes of tickets, but apparently the "L" in "class L" stands for l-fuck you"

EUGENE YOU ARE THE BEST.

[swingAE86]

SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC!!!!

[ElFlacoRiver]

I have a friend who is Jewish and also a huge nerd. Maybe I should suggest this organization so he can get laid.

[NathanDewey]

Aspergers RULE!!!

[yoshimickster]

@NathanDewey Straight up brother!

[FungusMossGnosis]

He's very intelligent and insightful ... yet he mispronounced the word "pronunciation". Big deal, right? I can't help it, I have Asperger's, and he must now die.

[FungusMossGnosis]

Very true. God is not deliberately cruel. He's a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

[screamit1]

so great

[RichieW]

EAT A BAG OF FIRE!

[HareyCareyHey]

LLLL Fuck You

[AgentGordonCole]

Best comic since Louis CK. In my opinion.

[polkafrenzy666]

WOW before seeing this I had only saw him on Delocated. Its so weird hearing him talk without the accent.

[JackIsASexyMf]

@natpjohsnon

I agree with you 100%

Eugene Mirman is a really funny comedian im glad he is getting popular

[VladmirVonDoughty]

"Why did you apologize for being Jewish?"

"BECAUSE ITS A TERRIBLE THING!!"

[guesswhoiam5678]

..........." and i love how u make ur airline staff use american names. Trevor, really??? Trevor Backinagar??" HAHAHAHAH LMAO XD

[TransDerwinOverdrive]

LLLLLLLLLFUCKYOU

[LedosKell]

"Abortion: NEITHER HERE NOR THERE!"

[theRADteepee]

the only funny bit was the al qaeda stuff

[Crepsley15]

@theRADteepee to you maybe. your humor doesn't define everyone else's you faggot.

[palelecoat]

good job mocking religion *sarcasm* you idiot

[chosentonessournotes]

@palelecoat Hi! Welcome to the internet! You appear to be new here!

[crystalblade20]

"The 'L' stands for 'LLLfuck you'"

[Aphasia17]

this fetus never learned skype!

[woohoobulot]

the 6 people that thumbed this down can burn in hell!

[jek21]

Oh, don't say that! I'm flying Delta to Europe this summer!

[FOXaddict5]

I absolutely love him! Saw him on Comedy Central Presents, this guy is great! Being a Jewish teen makes his humor even better! BTW, those trips to Israel are called "birthright" trips. Bascially, if you're Jewish, an organization will pay for you to visit Israel with a group of other Jewish teens. Don't know about the fucking in a van part though...

[marloweowsley]

@FOXaddict5 enjoy your vanfuck :)

[ktb636]

gay sex? NO I'LL TURN YOU INTO SALT!!

so funny. holy shit

[doublezz11]

he is amazing. absolutely hysterical

[BorderingBlissful]

This is my kind of comedy. 28 thumbs up Mirman

[rbheartsmae]

this guy is like... my exact humor. omg. love it.

[candleman6999]

You will be given a number which you will carry with PRIDE !?!?!?!?!

[MochizMuM]

not bad :)

[PompousLummox]

You can't have sex, it's GROSS

[hornick18]

my new favorite comedian!

[IHaveTheQi]

He's not bad, pretty funny. I like the idea that he's doing a comedy exchange with one of my favourite British comedians (Phil Jupitus), looks amusing

[EccentricCharlotte]

if americians think this is funny that thing on dave about eugene and phil jupitus swapping, is never going to work.

[mrfudgeyhead]

@EccentricCharlotte

Why bring nationality into this, man?

I didn't know being eccentric meant being a prick.

[jonbej]

MANSQUITO!

[HUBWAA]

Fuck you Eugene Mirman for being number nine... three years ago..

[tjb559]

Seriously? Zach has NOTHING, on Eugene Mirman. I accept Mirman as my god

[FARGLEFUCKSHITPENIS]

@tjb559 Actually Zach Galifianakis is hilarious as fuck him and Eugene are my favorite two.

[smirch]

Religion isn't a leap of faith, it's high functioning autism.....

That is epic epic EPIC win!

[peyoteugly]

"this fetus never learned Skype!"

[natpjohsnon]

Im actually really glad that this dude has become more popular. Theres really not enough intelligent sarcastic comedians like this. Now, its just a bunch of guys that say jokes while playing an instrument.

[rednek316]

I can tell you're refering to Demetri Martin, he's actually hilarious, he needs to give up on the skits though, his stand-up is way better.

Eugene Mirman is amazing though. I was in tears this whole video lol.

[adzug]

i love his skits

[rednek316]

Eh, some of them are I guess. The one where they were on an island and they wanted to eat fat Demetri was funny lol. but the other gay ones like "traffic wizard" are just dumb.

[jazzhopin]

Sorry Zach galifianakis is just as funny as Eugene if not better. And his genius isnt just limited to playing the piano, that is a very narrow point of view.

[missmumbles0mumbles]

@natpjohsnon I agree wholeheartedly, Mr. Mirman is one of my absolute favorites, though I do want to defend Demetri Martin, I think he gets better every time he performs.

[IKFKSwitch]

@natpjohsnon "Now, its just a bunch of guys that say jokes while playing an instrument. "

Zach Galifianakis is the only one who should be allowed to tell jokes while playing an instrument, IMO.

[NExplosion666]

@IKFKSwitch YES.

[johanneslabusch]

@natpjohsnon: There may not be enough. But here are some names for you: Marc Maron. Louis CK. Patton Oswalt. Dana Gould. Eddie Pepitone. David Cross. Andy Kindler. Enjoy.

[JoshSitar]

@johanneslabusch I wouldn't call Marc Maron intelligent. He doesn't know what the meaning of "misnomer" is. He used that word totally wrong in his Comedy Central special. Sounded like an idiot.

[c0nman101]

@natpjohsnon or tell jokes with puppets

[chosentonessournotes]

@natpjohsnon If you're referring to Zack Galifianakis (or however it's spelt), he's fucking hilarious.

[ptc5010]

@natpjohsnon Yeah... but Zach Galifianakis is funny.

[mabans]

@natpjohsnon Every comedian that is that way is considered mean, insensitive, etc.. There are A LOT out there.

[gothgod1233]

@natpjohsnon if that end of ur comment was refferring to Demetri Martin u would be right even though Demetri Martin is a very intelligent comedian and very funny

[AfroCentric94]

@natpjohsnon save Bo Burnham, he's just a beast

[natpjohsnon]

@AfroCentric94

He's okay. Most of his songs only have about one or two good jokes in them. The dude really like repetition. I still like him though.

[invaderjay]

@AfroCentric94 Save Stephen Lynch and Adam Sandler. Never really listened to Bo Burnham.

[dreadrocksean]

@natpjohsnon True, and there ARE not many critics left that practice proper english grammar in their critique.

[hoppaphant]

lol right now my favorite punchline in stand-up comedy is "EAT A BAG OF FIRE!"

[meric2]

Why doesn't he accept me as his God?

Lol. I had to pause the vid to catch my breath. That could be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Ever.

[xhappyrainbow]

he's so funny.

[VGWEntertainment]

he's hilarious

[workingtitle43]

i actually think that this guy is really funny, and i do understand him, in fact, your comment was completely pointless, u just said that we needed more hitler jokes, bo burnham has a hitler joke. o fuck it y am i bein all nice...what the fuck dude, that had fuckin nothing 2 do with what i god damn said,ther thats better. and by the way watermelons are quite smart, once a watermelon beet me in a staring contest, than i trained it to play fetch. well than, uve just goten ur just-desserts,

[bobbiepiznug]

@workingtitle43 not funny you loose, wanna make out?

[workingtitle43]

helllz yahh

[julian089]

dude eugene is hilarious check out delocated!! fucking pure jokes!

[domaug]

Why doesn't he accept me as his god???

[tayrex77]

this was on the one new stand-up show on comedy central. it was HILARIOUS!

[bungbung13131]

is he saying "fuck in a van" about the trip to israel?

[hairyhoff]

yeah i couldn't hear it either..

[RettamLacef]

We need more dick jokes that involve Hitler.

[workingtitle43]

hitlers farther needed 2 learn to pull out, bo burnham, look him up

[johanneslabusch]

@RettamLacef: So true. I just thought of a dick joke that involves Hitler: Glenn Beck.

[holic120]

@RettamLacef Absolutely. Hitler, when doing anything other than killing jews is absolutely comedy gold.

[kramerok]

Hahaha Yes yeeeeees

I'm Biritsh and have also flown Delta Airlines 'twixt New York and Seattle. I too had several negative experiences, it's good to see these charlatans exposed to millions.

I'm Biritish

[rollthebones18]

Love this guy. I have Asperger's myself, and I find his take on it hilarious, and fairly accurate.

[gregt209]

glad that you could be a good sport.

[chosentonessournotes]

I fucking love Eugene Mirman. He's one of the FUNNIEST comedians I've ever seen.

[MrBeefcake2150]

the religion bit is pure genious.

spelling?

[Sarcasmo48]

"I'm not Nell". Hilariously obscure reference.

[DarkElfMairead]

Explain?

[Sarcasmo48]

Nell is a Jodie foster movie about a woman who basically makes up her own language. Likely clips on youtube. She says very strange things.

[DarkElfMairead]

Thank you :)

[HLGCeltic24]

LLLLLLLFUCK YOU!

[razor5342]

haha funny stuff hes funny cuz he said funny stuff haha ( Asain Chinese woman voice) (not to be racist in any way)

[hairyhoff]

he IS an idiot voice, I never realised!!!

[Chamindo7]

brilliant

[didyouseethatunicorn]

llllfuck you

[jlhguitar]

It'd be a real dare like, "EAT A BAG OF FIRE!"

[CaptainHoodie]

hahahahaa omg i luv this dude

[magicman4857]

The L in Class L stands for lfuck you

[d00milishisness]

Haha. Eugene is brilliant.

I went to a flight of the conchords concert. He opened for them and was halarious.

His book is awesome to.

Keep kicking ass Eugene!

[trintube68]

He's brilliant.

[jazzhopin]

Religion is high functioning autism rofl. makes me miss bill hicks!

[The3rdPlateau]

doesn't it?

[ziagen14]

Only Eugene Mirman could sneak a condom to Canada.... And sneak it right back

[HondoCarrer]

Is his book any good?

[kristeenloveset]

yep!

[vtguy92]

this fetus never learned skype!!!

[TriviuMFreaK941]

Build a time machine jerk off in it and send it to hitler!

[xXscenemogurlXx]

Hahaha.

"You messed up the last three times

I've traveled, and two of them were by

train." xD

[DoctorCanRhyme]

I saw him and Flight Of The Conchords live. They were all AMAZING.

[punkre435]

i love his letter to delta

[PicklesReallySuck]

never heard of this comedian before, don't know how I haven't he's hilarious

[DavidIsAwesomer]

Amazing.

[ProWrestlingRevealed]

"go eat a bag of FIRE" LOLZ

[archivesbc]

O crap that's hilarious LOL

[UltimateGazebo]

This man is my new hero.