DSP's Funniest Gaming Moments of 2009 - Number 4

[gamergirl991]

ITS A JESUS !!!!!!

[kingofdeath9999]

did that soldier really scream like that at the 2nd video or was it phils editing

[Matthewkilb]

"it's a good job they didn't name him Carrot-top, otherwise it could've been a completely different kind of game, if you know what I mean..."

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[andrewman78]

WAIT! WHERE THE FUCKS THE UMBILICAL CORD!!!! xD

[StormUndead]

Its a Jesus xDDD

[AJC2607]

NUTS TO THAT LOLOLOL

[Mangavamp2010]

Carrot top

[RinKagamineFTW]

Nutshots FTW. xD

[niner12341]

we shall call him carrot top LMAO

[Danielle98Higgins]

its not a boy wen he kikin his legs hes got a fanny LOL

[Ashbringer80]

It's a Jesus! Lol

[StrikeDaMic]

Good video, but please get some screencap hardware.

"A pusha! You bitche, pusha da baaaby!"

[Werebereus]

It's a Jesus!

[Bogydanel]

give him here...uuu his ugly:))

[racingboy011]

U FUCKING BI JA PUSHA??

[josue6541]

3:37 right in the family jewels jajaja

[TheSelenagomez11]

you make games more funnier :)

[RRReviews]

ITSA JEEZUZ

[01xxmartinxx]

ha ha ha long and hard 0:15

[UnrealStyrofoam]

he seems so nice and sweet when he's not in his hardcore gaming mode, looooool

[Jermanthegreat]

I thought that would be the ball stomping you gave the pope

[brotherofgurnip]

"E-PUSHA E-PUSHA DA BABY! YOU FUCKIN' BITCHA PUSHA! IT'S JESUS!

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

"WEEEEEEEE!! HOOO HOO HOOO!! YEAHH!! HOO HOO---Oh shit pressed the wrong button."

HAHAHAHAHA XD

[Vortez137]

Girl: It is a boy!

DSP: It is a Jesus!

[ForgivingConcepts]

0:19 Illumi-FUCKIN'-nati .

[RobDaFob]

@ForgivingConcepts Saw it too brother, but u commented first haha. KILLuminati!

[cloudskeer2423]

@ForgivingConcepts no sorry to tell you but that is a Phygian Cap(sorry if i misspelled it)

[cloudskeer2423]

@ForgivingConcepts sorry for the mis conception that's a Mosaic Eye as seen on the last part on Assassins creed Brotherhood

[Grapelvr]

hahaha long and hard. that's what she said

[TheHDWARRIOR]

Why do you laugh at your own jokes? what was so weird and funny about the birth scene :S im sure no-body took the fucking piss when you were born well i would of if it was you that was born!

[SlappyPwnsAss]

Eh Pusha, Pusha the baby... xD that made me fall of my chair

[ratkaatka]

:DDDD

[m4o69]

the birth of a baby was funny? And the Mario reference wasn't?

[jokeronfiyahh23]

We Shall Call Him...CARROT TOP!

[d3ghtcbu]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[wet645]

III PUSHA IIII PUSHA THE FUCKING BABY lolololo hilarious

[sman243]

is this what he does all the time like its his job or all his of his life

[GamerPrinceMXZ]

@sman243 He previously had a job but he was fired from it.

so he decided to make money out of making YouTube videos, so i guess you could say this is his job.

[jtgtjtgt]

@sman243 well it is now but back then on his classic vidoes on this channel it wasnt as you see the quality of his videos was better

[ekoh8873]

Phil sounds a bit like James from AVGN here :)

[BadCompany2FTW]

thats a nasty omlet

[James201046]

LOL he said it's aw fuckin JESUS LOL!!!

[xaultimateax]

@263javier Not a big loss, since he doesn't use this channel anymore.

[archangelassassin]

haha i love rag doll effects, they lead to so many hilarious deaths

[YellowSaints]

he sure is a bitch now xD

[xbluefacexxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA long and hard

[FlatGameWalkthorughs]

nurse its is a boy phil its an jesus

[Zontois]

"it's a jesus!!"

[CyrusTheBomb]

hahahahahahah u fucking bitch a pucha omfg that shit is funny as fuck

[3L3ctroYT]

We should call him... WEEEGEEE

[ffox91]

dsp sucks at AS he doesnt know how to do the block attack counter.

[DulayneW]

@ffox91 Yawn. :D

[stlrugy]

@ffox91 well u suck at spelling. its Assassins Creed not AS. Get ur shit right before u dis dsp

[ffox91]

@stlrugy i just wrote the first 2 letters of the game anyways i like dsp so you dont need to defend the guy just wondering why he doesnt use the counter attacks in assassins

[stlrugy]

@ffox91 fine fine. im just tired of all the shit he takes when he spends so much time to upload the videos for our entertainment

[MasterFireGod]

@ffox91 Buddy all i see on ur Channel is Street Fighter i bet ur worse at that lol phil could whoop ur ass

[ffox91]

@MasterFireGod so? like i care. stop defending the man i like dsp other reviews especially his sf4 videos.

[ffox91]

@MasterFireGod PS: fuck you you brown fucking Iraqian nigger go back to your fucking bombared wasteland of a country you fucking terrorist i hope america bombs your country again and rapes all of your women you fucking piece of internet shit

[MasterFireGod]

@ffox91 lmfao lol Racism on the Internet Dude? ur very tough buddy

[lolagepwnageownge]

@ffox91 Big deal for counter attacks and blocking it's the pussy way of fighting

[mma1025x]

if ur gonna play AC2, put on the subtitles, it will translate italian to english

[MW2BRO]

why can,t wee do mision again after completing the game?

[phonesk8ter]

``breake a few eggs to make an omelett``

thats just wrong...

[ceberusbotcatcher]

@phonesk8ter Why is itwrong? cuz it cliched?

[vinek12]

@Munoz805r Don't be so hard on yourself.

[maxellis18]

fucking funny man

[lycakki]

@extremeboy700

correction romans nor greeks circumcise on those days they don't like anyone touching their.. you know what i mean

[eagleeye209]

Jesus was born in Nazareth not Italy (finally 7th grade social studies pays off)

[MissGirlFactor]

"IT'S A JESUS! " and "Weeee, weeeee, OH SHIT I pressed the wrong button!" are my favorites :D

[lycakki]

Idiot Guard:

"GET HIM!"

*slash*slash*

*ACKKK!!!*

PHIL: Fuck you

2:58

[BlackedWingedAngels]

Weeeeeeee!~

[Dekiaii]

ITSA JESUS! hahaha this one is my fav.

[rayboc23]

lol eeewww he is ugly throw him away!

[1997thehawk]

we shall call him CARROT TOP lol

[sims25903]

long and hard..hahahahah

[extremeboy700]

he got circumsized all over again

[skitz241]

Lol, Long and hard.

[runeprodutionz22]

Eh PUSHA EH PUSHA...!!!!=] AND U FUCKING BITCH A PUSHA AHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheJosh449]

and now i do some head bobing

[ddog4z]

Best part?

IT'SA JESUS!

[MIAandMATT]

Hah.....Long and Hard.......0:14

[hughaldrich]

That is like over kill dude haha ustabbed him in his stomach then he landed balls first on the pole thing is u won't die instantly wen u get stabbed in the stomach so he is dyeing very slow and with his ballz broken OUCH!!!!!

[elphaba2011]

why is it that people write exactly what we just watched? what's the bloody point?

[GabbiexD]

E PUSHIA EPUSIA ZIE BABY!

[Lipafan]

The first one wasn't really funny, but I laughed at the family jewels bit :3

there are also other funny scenes, like:I

You don't remember me? It's-a-me! Mario!

BIANCA! BIANCA!!... AHA!... Bianca, meet Ezio, Ezio, Bianca. -Pushes sword in Ezio's face- 'Charmed...'

&

Federico: You have to help him! That pretty face is his only asset!

Ezio: Fotitti!

& (Leonardo finished blade)

Now all that's left is to remove your ringfinger. -smiles, while holding huge knife-

[MeachamProductions]

@Lipafan Ezio's mother: "I mean outlets BESIDE vaginas."

Ezio: "MOTHERRR...."

[Lipafan]

@MeachamProductions Yeah that one always cracks me up ;3

[chavisfiction]

@Lipafan leonardo has a cleaver butyeah thats was pretty funny

[leonricardo20]

lmfao i laffed so hard 1:07-1:34

[DC3dh182]

i shall name him CARROT TOP!!!!!!!!

[137Supra]

a baby not crying??? .........

[TheLajeremy]

if your reading my puestion can you play resident evil4 if you can find a playstation 3 or Xbox 360

[hammyisgood]

lol lol omg so funny aewww he's ugly throw him away lol omg i watch it 10 times it's sit funny

[iTrum89x]

It's a boy- ITSA JESUS!!!!

[flomosk8er]

HOW DID UNCLE MARIO NOT MAKE THIS VID?! HE SAYS CLEARLY IN THE GAME

UNCLE MARIO: you dont remember me?

EZIO: no...

UNCLE MARIO: its been to long, nephew. ITSA ME, MARIO!

[bencuska]

A guy talking about how fucking funny he is. Great.

[battledawn1]

I once killed a guard who then fell off the roof and cracked his nuts on a pole and stuck there like A NUT CRACKED HANGMAN! BIGGEST ROFL MOMENT ON MY AC2 GAME XD

[battledawn1]

PUSHE DA BABY!! *baby comes out*what he...wheres Ezio!? Ezios mom:Whats Wrong!? Servant:THIS IS NOT EZIO ITS JESUS!!! -*angels come out of nowhere and dad comes in*and everyone says WHAT THE F***!?THIS ISNT HOW THE STORY GOES!

[dudeguy1354]

what video is the second one in

[R1CKY1984]

hmm a silent baby, if a baby is born not cryin it aint right lol

[viewernumber32324]

FWAKIN NUT CWACKA!

[Relapse46]

did you notice the poster in the game at the back of the room in leonardo da vinci a half naked ladie if you saw it please reply to my comment.

[moareviews]

0:16 that's whut she said.

[elphaba2011]

@moareviews clever. 

[supremest2extremest]

LOL we shall call him... CARROT TOP... Oh Ezio ok dat wrks to

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

MAKE MORE PLEASE!

[xLegendaryAssassin]

Pusha pusha de babeh!! xD

Its a jesus!

[newalanlin1084]

I like the things you say in the video..... It is the Animus 2.0, it is not perfect yet... LOL....

[newalanlin1084]

At first I was like that too... Like why do I have to move my arm, my leg, and my head? Wtf? XD....

[newalanlin1084]

I kick ass in Assassin's Creed. Nobody can touch me...

[newalanlin1084]

The templars of course, sorry, type too fast, haha.... XD

[Pena1003]

Carrot Top!

[Cubyzrow]

its Ezio not Enzio!

[tailsrox77]

Carrottop!

[kicckboxx]

Omg is this on the psp,is this a bad camera or are ac2 graphics bullshit?

[lMrHankeyl]

ITS A JESUS HAHA

[Beno2212]

weeee juhuhu weeeeee OW SHIT I PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON lol

[KillroyRipp]

use combar arm XD hahaha

[masterofgames2350]

U EFIN BITCH A PUSHA. its a boy. ITS A JESUS.DUDE U ARE SOOOOOOO FUNNY I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED DUDE HOW DO U COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!!!!!

[bballpro37]

When he had to push the buttons he sounds like mickey mouse

[goldmemberpb]

i actually had a glitch like that when i was hanging on a building and fell down and got stuck on a ledge right on the crotch. i couldn't even move and had to restart.

[AndyTomSmiff]

I thought ud have the time u fell off th massive building and were like ohhh fuk but landed perfectly in hay :) dsp ownage

[Ostnizdasht206]

I lol'd at the family jewels part. XD

[Ostnizdasht206]

I never understood the whole press a,b,x,y thing when your a baby..

[m4o69]

@Ostnizdasht206 shows what the buttons do in game... a=jumping, sprinting, whatever... x=attacking, etc, y = eagle vision... etc... 

[williamcharlie04]

assassins code against punishment to the gonads??? well apparently the main character from assassins creed 1, altair, didn't read this code, as he developed a move codenamed: the nutcracker!!

[jjmara01]

one time while playing i got the best glitch, there was a guy hammering a house while a girl got glitch bending down do it look like he was coppering a field

[thefirstsgtwarboy]

omg you had to piont it out for me i didnt see it at first either but it was hulareiss!!!!!XD

[Ac3Ph3wl]

U FUCKING BITCH A PUSHA HAHAHAHHAH

[twinkbloodelfrogue]

lol the second scene was just hilarious!

[Bloodyidit]

subscribed!

[videogirl201]

lolol

[12kenneth1212]

lol

[nskaar33]

Right in the jewels! rofl XD

[mywingsareyours]

... I don't get how the first scene was funny in any way. The baby not crying= they assume its dead. He was telling his baby to fight it because he's a fighter. You move the legs and arms and stuff as the baby is fighting to stay alive.. Not really funny in my opinion..

[legojay14]

@mywingsareyours he didnt understand the father i cant remeber his name so he didnt hear the part about him being a fighter

[TurnoverAbid]

i lol'd the whole time in pt 85 i think of ur ACll wkthrough

[TheVgman2]

@PS3WPRODUCTIONS u literallt are a dumbass so i wudn't be talkin

[PinkyPinkyProduction]

" my love , we speak perfect english in italy " lol

[Wilyes]

Allways been wondering why it was not italian and texted in english and other languages.

[Trendymanos]

hey phil if u dont know what cobatente means i can tell u cobatente its a fighter

[Marik745]

we shall call him carrot top lol

[kungfudragon99]

init i thought their was no point of showing a baby giv birth then move the baby by pressing buttons. ur funny man. the last part wasnt funny. ASSSASSINS CREED 2 IS WICKED THO. i finihsed it and platnumed it

[foadysfah]

The "e pusha te beiby!" moment i believe is one of your funniest of all time!!!

[Th33k]

have you ever played the game?

[ChantingBlackAngel]

@PS3WPRODUCTIONS The game DOES take place in th future. The Italian setting is someone's inherited memory.

[ZEEEddsworldFan000]

its the past retard

[PS3WPRODUCTIONS]

@ZEEEddsworldFan000

dont call me a retard dumb ass

[darraghqxz]

@ZEEEddsworldFan000 its the future how would they have altairs armor if it was the past dumbass

[STUARTXTR7]

-_- Play the first game before you make a comment like that...

[PS3WPRODUCTIONS]

lol it is a jesus!!!!

[Sanaa2k]

Why the hell some people getting Ezio's name as Enzio.

[onokenta22]

yeah its funny buz ur fucking retard..! recist

and gay lol...!

[maxsd12]

This aint funny. Did u have clown for breakfast that morning?

[RedArcherOfHelios]

You should better watch the first video of DSP's funniest gaming moments before saying anything like that.

[peppyelvis]

I didn't play this game (yet) but from what i gather. Enzio remembered his own birth. These assassins got some good memory.

[chaos2inferno]

the one where he fell backwards of a building into a hay stack was funny too.

[IronSword007]

Can anyone tell me why this keeps on appearing in my subscriber box? I watched it like 3 times now

[MrTht1guy]

rofl itsa jesus

[benx56]

man when i saw this video my but fell off cause that guy crushed his nuts

[TheNinjaLettuce]

Kung-Fu baby lol. WE SHALL NAME HIM CARROT TOP

[giggity421]

i liked the carrot top one better...

[hckanimatormagic]

sick im doing my homework on sex now "shudder"

[dagmaugsten]

Epusha EPUSHA THA BABY!

[habib77fm]

hahaha that part had me rolling!!!

[X1mYar1XRo]

ePusha:))) right to the family :))=)) 5/5