In kindergarten I was a stupid kid so I didn't know what cuss words meant so we were doing a valentines party and I didnt get candy like other girls I looked like a mouse back then and i started screaming " BBITCH GIMME MOTHA FUCKIN CANDY!!!!!" and I was screaming this for like 2 hours and no one cared.
i was pushed up against the wall and kissed by me crush in kinergarden ya and i go to achristian school. Ya my teachers dont give a fuck about me and only me
i fucked my teacher lol jk but my teacher was hot. but my third grade year i poored hand sanitizer in to my teachers drink and she fell out. second grade i got suspended about five times for bomb threats fights and i shanked a kid. long story and no im not black or white im hispanic
In kindergarten I went out to go to the bathroom and I saw this man in a gorilla suit delivering pizza and i FREAKED out, ran back to the class room and hid under the leggo table and screamed lawls. I didn't come out
I remember releasing our class pet. I'm pretty sure it was a bird, because the other one was a fish. So... That's not really possible. Yeah, I had an awesome time.
i had a crush on this boy and this other girl in kindergarten did to and we had a play for our parents and we had to hold hands with someone while walking in the gym and she was pissed wen i got to hold his hand and she didnt i was just like suck it bitch lol
In kindergarten I stole candy from off my teacher's desk but since I didn't have any pockets I stuck it in my pants so when I ran to put it in my backpack (which was on the other side of the classroom) it fell out and with my luck the teacher was standing right next to me :/
Yeah I got an automatic sad face that day....=(
And now that I think about it, I must have scared the shit out of my parents. They must have thought that I would be a burglar when I got older. XD
In Kindergarden I Was Scrating My Nose One Time And Some Girl Said You Pick Your Nose.. Soo Black Of You.. I Punched Her In The Face And Got Expelled... Lets Just Say I Have Been Going To Bad Schools Ever Since..
I loved kindergarten! My teacher was super nice, and i had half days in the after noon so i didnt haffa get up early (ive never been a morning person) from what i remember this is how my day would go: get to school, have story time, do art, do some math stuff, eat a snack, have play time, go home. I wish i was still in kindergarten D:
I also remember my one of my best friends (boy) kissed me like ten time and also my other best friend( girl ) would kiss mine and my other best friends cheek every day before she left
i remember sitting mext to a guy who would stick his finger in his burito and pull it out and him and his friends thought that was funny..... eww.. i also remember learning how to read a little bit..
My school was huge and whenever I got permission to use the bathroom I'd get lost for about half an hour and wind up wandering around the school looking for my classroom. I don't recall anyone helping me find my way back to class or asking me what had taken so long whenever I finally did find it...This happened several times, even into the beginning of my first grade year...XP
Hahah ok i remember from kindergarden i got my first kiss by this guy (now) and he turns out to be really hot. And I made my teacher mad by saying ur fat and accidently peed on her lap. Nobody remembers thank God. I'm Part Cat Like that. and That's It. Ur really Funny By the way.
The only thing i remember from kindergarten is that my teacher like hated my guts and she called my mom every day to just get me in trouble. All i did was sharpen my pencil! I guess to kndergarten teachers that's evil but she was old so she was always kinda grumpy
I was really anti-social, so I would just lay on the grass by myself, and my teacher thought someone bashed me up and called an ambulance. Then after I told her I was fine she got so pissed at me for some reason and locked me in a small room. O.o
our principal told each class to make a poster to represent our school and it wasnt due until four months later and our teacher forgot about it and did the whole thing herself in one night
one time in kindergarden we had to color a sheet and before we started i held the sheet in front of my face because it looked funny and then randomly this kid stabbed my forehead with a sharpened pencil then i fake cried and the teacher hit his hand hard with a ruler
Oh, I remember it was my birthday and i had a huge colourful (Yes i'm from the UK) badge and i wore it on in class and lezbo teacher shouted at me for wearing one and took it off me until the end of day
We read a book called the very hungry caterpillar and he ate loads of stuff. At the end, he spun a cocoon and turned into a butterfly. So, after lunch, we had a picnic, stupid idea. And I tried a bit of everything, like most kids. When we came back inside, I was sick on the floor and got in trouble. Stupid bitch teacher.
in kindergarten, when i was on the playground, i was in the need to poo, but my teacher wouldn't let me go in, so all i ended up with messed up pants and a trip home :(
My kindergarten teacher was a guy and he was old and he was horney all the time which scared me !!!! I was a total gg!!! and i remember we used to always sing these weird songs like what day is it today and everybody screamed TUESDAY!!! I also brok my finger !!!!
in kindergarten, the teacher yelled at me for cleaning up toys that the other students didn't put away. But, I guess I couldn't blame her, she liked to yell at everyone for no fucking reason
I was in kindergarten and i kid shoved me....i shoves him down and re rolled down the hill landed in thorns and my mom had to come get me from school....She took me and got me icecream xD
My kindergarten year, I went to the bathroom, and got so bored I sang barney in a fail of a loud singing.... I got my clothespin moved to blue. like the yardstick thing.
All I remember about kindy is that I was hyperactive and mental..I would literlly jump on a wall and fall flat on my ass then laugh about it..And one day my teacher put sticky tape on my mouth coz I would be quiet..but she was just joking! ..i hope..and then another kid tied me to the chair, so I was like,..gagged and bound. =D
in Kindergarten that was probably the worst school year ever. the reason is because i was embarresed almost twice a week idk. but i remember on time i was eating lunch and these 2 guys were fighting over milk. i have no idea why but once one of em let go the milk spilled all over my seat and i didnt even notice until these girls were staring at me like WTF omg. and i saw it and i was walked to the nurse with chocolate milk all over the back of my pants..
all i remember from kindergarden is that one time i had to owe a whole recess and i do not know why but than i just cryed through the whole rest of the day with the teacher bitching at me. good times, good times...
my kindergarden year was good with a teacher who did nothing but tell us to do what ever the hell we wanted she was going to retire that year along with a teacher that retire six times and I saw what was in those bags so I now why she retired
when i was in kindergarten, which in england is reception, i was tired and didn't want to put on my unifrom so i refused to so my mom sent me to school in my pyjamas and i still get embarrased by it. :)
Ok, like a random question, but do u got a problim with emos? like on yo main? other? dshit i dont remember) channels it seems like u r making fun of emos. just askin tho.
my experiece is that the batroom was onli one and i was like i dont like to see you little pennis and as hole but i dont sy anything wen i sea vajinas =3
when i lost a game in kindergarden i yelled holy shit then spazzed out and shit my teacher was like a phone call to your mom but my mom was right outside the door then i was about to drop the f bomb the fire alarm then my teacher was like a fuckin fire drill at this time and i just ran away
I woz uber tall n geeky n a loner! I woz a know-it-all then 2! I remember the awesome (podgy) teacher used 2 gives tiny plastic teddies 2 put in a tub, n she used 2 sing 'well done (your name) you're a star! Put a teddy in the jar!'! I tagged after 2 girlz all da time, but we l8r became bestest buddiez! I also had a major crush on someone who goes 2 dis skool 2, but I don't really fancy him n e more
When I was in kindergarten.. I don't like telling this story cause it grosses me out to think about it, but this kid like puked all over me D; lol..I also remember getting yelled at by the teacher a lot and this kid kept pushing me off the slide during recess because he didn't like me haha
The only thing I can really remember from Kindergarten was when I was in this little playground we had. There were these swings, those little kid swings... Yeah... So, some kid pushed me off the swing, so I hit her/him....
When I was in Kindergarten, I was sitting at the lunch table and was teaching a kid how to shoot spit balls half way across the gymnasium. And, seeing as I hate cherry tomatoes, I took the bun off my hotdog and squeezed to tomato with the bun and it squirted into my eye. And it burnt like a motherfucking bitch.
My Kindergarten (<-- correct spellage wut wut) was bad. I made a boy cry on my first day because he was saying "one one" and I told him it was supposed to be "eleven." I could never nap each day so I'd always have to spend time on the wall during recess. Mom wanted me to make friends, but dad would beat me for talking. I didn't have any friends (this sh*t is getting depressing) and a bunch of mean ass girls liked to bully me because I had pretty clothes :p so yeah, it was a load of bullcrap.
I was sitting down for lunch, and I was sitting atthe fifth grade table beause I was in trouble, and a fifth grader came and dumped a carton of milk and told me to "scram bitch" because I was in his spot.
when i wa little i was very violante and i remember this guy i didnt like stole my crayons and he would rip my dresses and stuff, so one day i decied FUCK i've had enough! so during recess i somehow locked him inside of the playhouse outsid eon the playground and they could'nt find him so they had this big search and everything....my dad tanned my ass...was not a good night!
I crapped my pants in kindergarten and i walked out the door and everyone saw my "stuff" and my female teacher walked in the bathroom with me and cleaned ir. that was awkward stuff... :/
it was open house night and my teacher was explaining what to do to to clean the desk i had to go to the bathroom like REALLY bad then i just peed their and in fith grade i saw this little kid that peed hhis pants and i told him that story then he peed again and he cried LOL
Idk if this was pre k or kindergarten but i thougt one of my teachers was a princess... and also i kissed some kid on a dare and then he punched me two years later? and i also spit milk on my friends face. and i used to talk to worms...
in kindergarten it was the first time i ever peed my pants in skool cuz i just went to the bathroom like 15mins before and i needed to go again and my teacher ms lamana said no and im thinkin....dude little chi;dren cant hold it there just learnin they gotta go often just let me go to the fuckin bathroom bicth and then like 3 mins after i peed in my pants and my teachers face was like...fuck im a bitch xD
When I was little I would play yugioh with my cousin xD He`d be Yugi and I was Seto Kaiba <3 Which is why I am obsessed with Seto Kaiba to this day <3
in nursery (im brittish so kindergarden and nursery are the same thing) I was drawing a picture for one of the teachers and i drew a picture of a flower. I gave it to the teacher and she said she would keep it forever! The next day I was going to put my rubbish in the bin after meal time and guess what I saw in the bin. The exact same picture I gave her with my name signed at the top! (i always wrote my name backwards so it looked like anneJ
ok in kindergarten one day i decided to draw a picture of coarse being 5 all my pictures looked like squggly lines... so i went to show my teacher and she goes "awww thats so pretty .... what is it?" and i was like "its a monkey riding a unicorn" and she put it up on the wall ... then the next day i saw it in the trash can ... i screamed so loud ... you could hear it from the 5th grade classrooms .... the next time i drew her a picture she didnt take it down .. i think its still on the wall. :D
i was so ugly in kindergarten. most children are adorable, but i was ugly as hell from 7th down. in 7th grade, poeple rote a myspace page on how ugly i was too :'c
I never got chosen to go to the front of the class, because I was a little geek and found it easy, so they gave the other kids a chance. But this one time, I really needed the toilet, but there was 5 minutes left so I figured I should wait as I was sat cross legged and could hold it in till then. But she called me up that one time, and I couldn't say no. As I held up the picture of a river, I peed my pants:L.
when i was little i use to have a contest with my friend who's bellybutton was cleaner .i did it during class i will life up my shirt and put my finger in my bellybutton
same person now. i also licked an envolope and stuck it to my bottom lip. i couldnt get it off so my genius teacher ripped it off herself. i was bleeding all over the place i also put white out all over my cheeks and eyes. and finally. one day i got gum stuck in my hair. i went to the bathroom with my sissers and cut a huge chunk out of the back of my hair! i was bald in that one spot! HAHA
well i was just a screwed up kid in kindergarten... so first thing i reamember was at nap time i put my nap mat behind this big bookshelf. when nap time was over i decided to stay there and pretend like i was sleeping and see who would find me. no one ever found me so i stayed there the whole day,
well i tryed to impress my friends by putting all of the markers in order then got put in the corner. Stupid friggin kindergarden teacher!!!!! i was tryying to help you!!! At least i knew my f***ing colors b****!!! :p ::)
no lie here a person was nileing down and i went to get out and they got a black eye i laughed when they told me like 12 years later they hit me cause i did
When I Was In Kindergarden We Would Have Naps Everyday. And I Will Always Be Awake Or Go To The Corner Or Section In The Classroom With Alot Of Toys And Play When All The kids Are Sleeping , (:
my kindergarten experience: some bitch stole my pink crayon, which I LOVED (!) and I started chasing her around the room with a chalkboard eraser, trying to suffocate her with the excess chalk. the teacher came in and made ME sit out during recess. I remember sitting on the bench, plotting my revenge against them both xD
@HatChaos i know i did the same thing! and i have a big sister who got annoyed fake shot me and made me into a foot stool ..... ahhh good memories! lol
@HatChaos Don't worry i acted like a dog too pretend to pee on a pole.. and got laughed at by a crush i had at that time... So Yeah Basically my kindergraden year was embarrising and... i always got laughed at...
LOLLOLOL i remember in kindergarden, it was the first time i was going to try tuna. my mum put it in my sandwich. When i took a bite in lunchtime, i spat it out, onto the ground and everyone was looking at me like >_> what the hell..
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause o his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight, you will have 143 mins to post this
The first time I saw this, when you said ''HI'', you reminded me of my best freind.. If I close my eyes, and I mean everytime i do, you sound like him.. It's funny and kind of creapy at the same time xD
I'm british... so we call it nursery, not kindergarten. But anyway, I remember this dinner lady always came up to me when we had dinner and forced me to eat the custard. I did, then I threw it up on her and I got to go home :)
i was such a weirdo when i was little... one time in kindergarden at mealtime i had to sit beside a guy i didnt like. and i push'd my chair away from him and said "Oooh, i tried to get closer to the table but insted i went this way. how weird.." xD ?
All I remember from kindergarten was painting dinosaurs and some douche and his dumass friends making fun of me because it's appearently a bad thing for a girl in kindergarten to paint dinosaurs and play tag with boys at lunch.
in kindergarten, i use to kiss my crushes cheek everyday to show him I liked him
123TroubleDouble 17 hours ago
In kindergarten I was a stupid kid so I didn't know what cuss words meant so we were doing a valentines party and I didnt get candy like other girls I looked like a mouse back then and i started screaming " BBITCH GIMME MOTHA FUCKIN CANDY!!!!!" and I was screaming this for like 2 hours and no one cared.
x0xlolliedarkstarx0x 2 days ago
sorry i ment my instead of me
BOTDFfunicorn 2 days ago
i was pushed up against the wall and kissed by me crush in kinergarden ya and i go to achristian school. Ya my teachers dont give a fuck about me and only me
BOTDFfunicorn 2 days ago
i fucked my teacher lol jk but my teacher was hot. but my third grade year i poored hand sanitizer in to my teachers drink and she fell out. second grade i got suspended about five times for bomb threats fights and i shanked a kid. long story and no im not black or white im hispanic
ilovetoshootguns 2 days ago
Shane makes a pretty girl! Jk Lol
ImaginarySkype 3 days ago
In kindergarten I went out to go to the bathroom and I saw this man in a gorilla suit delivering pizza and i FREAKED out, ran back to the class room and hid under the leggo table and screamed lawls. I didn't come out
MrFroggie09 3 days ago
I remember releasing our class pet. I'm pretty sure it was a bird, because the other one was a fish. So... That's not really possible. Yeah, I had an awesome time.
StoriesUnwritten 3 days ago
My teacher sucked... yeah.
zoroark65 4 days ago
ohmigod say kindergarten again.
victoria1095 5 days ago
OMG. really embarrasing i used to make out with this guy on a bed (who was like my bestie)
looking back... eeewwwwww i actually gag whenever i think about it! mother F!@#$&*
amydangrace 5 days ago in playlist School Sux!
i had a crush on this boy and this other girl in kindergarten did to and we had a play for our parents and we had to hold hands with someone while walking in the gym and she was pissed wen i got to hold his hand and she didnt i was just like suck it bitch lol
pinkpod492 5 days ago
The first day I started crying cause I was scared and one of my teachers was trying to calm me down but I couldn't but after it was fun
lilgirlx311 1 week ago
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In kindergarten I stole candy from off my teacher's desk but since I didn't have any pockets I stuck it in my pants so when I ran to put it in my backpack (which was on the other side of the classroom) it fell out and with my luck the teacher was standing right next to me :/
Yeah I got an automatic sad face that day....=(
And now that I think about it, I must have scared the shit out of my parents. They must have thought that I would be a burglar when I got older. XD
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PuReHoTeNeRgY 1 week ago
I used to cry by a wall for mah mum. :D
m8m8c9 1 week ago 12
@m8m8c9 ....but then i took an arrow to the knee....
321Ingram 4 days ago
In Kindergarden i Remember Some Kid Would Always Stare At Me In Class And I'd Look At Him Like Whata Ya Doin? Quit Bein Such A Creeper!
Yourmom103100 1 week ago in playlist WANT MORE SHANE DAWSON?
In Kindergarden I Was Scrating My Nose One Time And Some Girl Said You Pick Your Nose.. Soo Black Of You.. I Punched Her In The Face And Got Expelled... Lets Just Say I Have Been Going To Bad Schools Ever Since..
penutbutta123 1 week ago
In kindergarten I was in the hospital, and so I was the new kid who came later in the year, and I was in the hospital for quite some time.
EmoNightmareX4 1 week ago
im a girl but in ireland and im known as a boy scout
kittycat369369 1 week ago
lol myspace
lsgarcia06 2 weeks ago
I love how you say kindergarten.. It's soo cute.<3
msjoejonas12131 2 weeks ago
I loved kindergarten! My teacher was super nice, and i had half days in the after noon so i didnt haffa get up early (ive never been a morning person) from what i remember this is how my day would go: get to school, have story time, do art, do some math stuff, eat a snack, have play time, go home. I wish i was still in kindergarten D:
ashedpotatoes 2 weeks ago
I remember I punched sum1 in the face for stealing my crayons
rwjsubscriber1 2 weeks ago
I also remember my one of my best friends (boy) kissed me like ten time and also my other best friend( girl ) would kiss mine and my other best friends cheek every day before she left
goaleygirl 2 weeks ago
I remember at nap time we all had to sleep in pairs. Well I had to sleep next to a boy I didn't even like very much.
goaleygirl 2 weeks ago
ha myspace.. !
shonoasbeauty 2 weeks ago
i remember sitting mext to a guy who would stick his finger in his burito and pull it out and him and his friends thought that was funny..... eww.. i also remember learning how to read a little bit..
Filmingeek 2 weeks ago
I can't remember much but I do remember stealing the chalks because I didn't really like sitting on the back.after a got caught and get sent home.
itsSAL1 2 weeks ago
I was frequently constipated and ran around showing off my "big girl bra" with moons and fairies on it
AudreytheJungleGirl 2 weeks ago in playlist School Sux!
My school was huge and whenever I got permission to use the bathroom I'd get lost for about half an hour and wind up wandering around the school looking for my classroom. I don't recall anyone helping me find my way back to class or asking me what had taken so long whenever I finally did find it...This happened several times, even into the beginning of my first grade year...XP
crazysnickersify 3 weeks ago
Hahah ok i remember from kindergarden i got my first kiss by this guy (now) and he turns out to be really hot. And I made my teacher mad by saying ur fat and accidently peed on her lap. Nobody remembers thank God. I'm Part Cat Like that. and That's It. Ur really Funny By the way.
761lizard 3 weeks ago
The only thing i remember from kindergarten is that my teacher like hated my guts and she called my mom every day to just get me in trouble. All i did was sharpen my pencil! I guess to kndergarten teachers that's evil but she was old so she was always kinda grumpy
ilovezombies131 3 weeks ago
My socks are like thaat too xD
We should make a gang!
nadiabella100 3 weeks ago
I was really anti-social, so I would just lay on the grass by myself, and my teacher thought someone bashed me up and called an ambulance. Then after I told her I was fine she got so pissed at me for some reason and locked me in a small room. O.o
LouiseTammemagi 3 weeks ago
i brock someone nose pum pum
NicolTokurskie123 3 weeks ago
Umm this is embarrasing.... I went to the bathroom and I couldnt get my shit out!!!
BaileyJohnsTV 3 weeks ago
made *
RainBowMaggly 3 weeks ago
had out with a dude xD
RainBowMaggly 3 weeks ago
drunk alchoholic lesbian teacher lol
YouCantTalk 3 weeks ago
our principal told each class to make a poster to represent our school and it wasnt due until four months later and our teacher forgot about it and did the whole thing herself in one night
flowerchild1410 3 weeks ago
one time in kindergarden we had to color a sheet and before we started i held the sheet in front of my face because it looked funny and then randomly this kid stabbed my forehead with a sharpened pencil then i fake cried and the teacher hit his hand hard with a ruler
dianehhipp 3 weeks ago
I got really mad at something and ran to the bathroom, clogged a toilet with toilet paper, and flooded the bathroom and a hallway XD
yorgysmorgy98 3 weeks ago
Oh, I remember it was my birthday and i had a huge colourful (Yes i'm from the UK) badge and i wore it on in class and lezbo teacher shouted at me for wearing one and took it off me until the end of day
FAT HEARTLESS BITCH
CattCartoons 3 weeks ago
Shane, I want your life, So many random/funny shizz goes on in it x3
YellowDucker123 3 weeks ago
hawthrone heights!!!!!!
PabloThePanda2019 3 weeks ago
We read a book called the very hungry caterpillar and he ate loads of stuff. At the end, he spun a cocoon and turned into a butterfly. So, after lunch, we had a picnic, stupid idea. And I tried a bit of everything, like most kids. When we came back inside, I was sick on the floor and got in trouble. Stupid bitch teacher.
CaitlinRawr101 3 weeks ago
ma sock has a whole in it......Gansta
awkwardmoments13 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
In Kindergarten I remember on the fourth day of school
I got sent to the office because pushed this kid into his leggo
house cause he jacked up my fucking markers to colour his leggos.
ilovejoejonas167 4 weeks ago
I was homeschooled. and my mom taught me like 4th grade stuff.. So I'm sooooo ahead..
ThisIsHowWeDoIt13 4 weeks ago
i sneeze farted and everyone including the teacher looked at me and i sat there acting like absolutely nothin happened -_-
SuperUsernameee 1 month ago
I remember a idiot guy in the kindergarten, he came to me a pucket of dirty water, and he just throwed the water on me. fuuuun :c
Thiwanax 1 month ago
in kindergarten, when i was on the playground, i was in the need to poo, but my teacher wouldn't let me go in, so all i ended up with messed up pants and a trip home :(
DummyTelevision 1 month ago
My kindergarten teacher was a guy and he was old and he was horney all the time which scared me !!!! I was a total gg!!! and i remember we used to always sing these weird songs like what day is it today and everybody screamed TUESDAY!!! I also brok my finger !!!!
7713Superman 1 month ago
in kindergarten, the teacher yelled at me for cleaning up toys that the other students didn't put away. But, I guess I couldn't blame her, she liked to yell at everyone for no fucking reason
echo754 1 month ago
I was in kindergarten and i kid shoved me....i shoves him down and re rolled down the hill landed in thorns and my mom had to come get me from school....She took me and got me icecream xD
brooklyn5258 1 month ago
umm u r a hairy gorilla shane
NinjaFingers000 1 month ago
I ate paper.... /=
karlykiss13 1 month ago 11
My kindergarten year, I went to the bathroom, and got so bored I sang barney in a fail of a loud singing.... I got my clothespin moved to blue. like the yardstick thing.
QMrules 1 month ago
All I remember about kindy is that I was hyperactive and mental..I would literlly jump on a wall and fall flat on my ass then laugh about it..And one day my teacher put sticky tape on my mouth coz I would be quiet..but she was just joking! ..i hope..and then another kid tied me to the chair, so I was like,..gagged and bound. =D
RANDOMWICKED 1 month ago
@RANDOMWICKED rape in kindergarten.... DAMN YOU LUCKEH.
QMrules 1 month ago
@QMrules Aha LOL
RANDOMWICKED 1 month ago
in Kindergarten that was probably the worst school year ever. the reason is because i was embarresed almost twice a week idk. but i remember on time i was eating lunch and these 2 guys were fighting over milk. i have no idea why but once one of em let go the milk spilled all over my seat and i didnt even notice until these girls were staring at me like WTF omg. and i saw it and i was walked to the nurse with chocolate milk all over the back of my pants..
laurelelma 1 month ago
I remember at recess time, i would take those big leggos, and throw them at this one boys head. Ahhh, Kindergarten.
vvoth1234 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you were like HAHA Shane spelled Kindergarden wrong and then you looked it up and were like ohh...
WadstAAr 1 month ago
who uses my space
thebetox07 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
I accidentally killed our pet hampster and everyone ended up hating me until 5th grade..
kaylabuggie123 1 month ago
He is SOOOO hot with that headband or whatever it is:)
TayTaylikeduhh 1 month ago
all i remember from kindergarden is that one time i had to owe a whole recess and i do not know why but than i just cryed through the whole rest of the day with the teacher bitching at me. good times, good times...
matt5565ify 1 month ago
kindygarden:3
justinsgirl32456 1 month ago
A kid in my class sneaked a kitchen knife into school and tried to kill me with it in kindergarten. Good thing someone found the knife first. o3o
tokyomewmewfan11 1 month ago
my kindergarden year was good with a teacher who did nothing but tell us to do what ever the hell we wanted she was going to retire that year along with a teacher that retire six times and I saw what was in those bags so I now why she retired
firemonkey19990 1 month ago
i used to drown ants and give them surgery while my friends watch and some of them even joined the drown and rescue ant patrol.. yeah..
missvhixie17 1 month ago
when i was in kindergarten, which in england is reception, i was tired and didn't want to put on my unifrom so i refused to so my mom sent me to school in my pyjamas and i still get embarrased by it. :)
broganshilton 1 month ago
Ok, like a random question, but do u got a problim with emos? like on yo main? other? dshit i dont remember) channels it seems like u r making fun of emos. just askin tho.
Tayria75 1 month ago
List of things that happened to me in Kindergarten.
1. Was too shy to go to the toilets where everyone else could see me so I had to go to the staff toilets.
2. Had a bitch fight with a girl, who found hairs and asked the teacher to keep them for her.
3. Teacher hated me so I invited her to my house :/
4. Played a game with a girl which she told me when like this. She was a fairy, and I...was a donkey.
How I miss kindergarten.
Charlie29199 1 month ago
Teacher wouldnt let me go to the toilet so i pissed my pants on purpose and ended up in a massive puddle of piss that she had to clean up...
TehDeadBeatzz 1 month ago
anyone else call his number in the info?
MrsRockerchik333 1 month ago
5 seconds before theyre like,Bitch Get
Me my fucking coffee! Lol and your hairs nice! And you don't look like a girl whos going to a Hawthorne Heights Concert!
2NE1xBlackjackdawson 1 month ago
thats so cute :3
JazzGagaLover 1 month ago
my experiece is that the batroom was onli one and i was like i dont like to see you little pennis and as hole but i dont sy anything wen i sea vajinas =3
SuperRobertingo 1 month ago
HAS HE EVER HAD LICE
madshadow12 1 month ago
.... i had A honor roll... and i NEVER got in trouble XD
09hotie1 1 month ago
and the camera is on! LOL (that is a for real laugh not one of those lol just to type i am very seriouse on my LOLs!!)
dreamrust 1 month ago
:03 wierd face
TheIdk123767 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
STOLE FOOD FROM THS SCHOOL FRIDGE!!
123iluvsushi 1 month ago
i humped a girl in the play ground and she took her pants off... awkward!
allenthe3pic 1 month ago
A kneed a kid in the balls for laughing at me...
TheGoldengurl97 1 month ago
i threw a bitch fit
emoemily21 1 month ago
my first wird was fuck u like nott kidding XD
emoemily21 1 month ago
I threw blocks at peoples heads D:
emilyexorcismzombie 1 month ago
when i lost a game in kindergarden i yelled holy shit then spazzed out and shit my teacher was like a phone call to your mom but my mom was right outside the door then i was about to drop the f bomb the fire alarm then my teacher was like a fuckin fire drill at this time and i just ran away
stuntboys321 1 month ago
I woz uber tall n geeky n a loner! I woz a know-it-all then 2! I remember the awesome (podgy) teacher used 2 gives tiny plastic teddies 2 put in a tub, n she used 2 sing 'well done (your name) you're a star! Put a teddy in the jar!'! I tagged after 2 girlz all da time, but we l8r became bestest buddiez! I also had a major crush on someone who goes 2 dis skool 2, but I don't really fancy him n e more
jorojam10 1 month ago
u said bangs lol
VEGASVICR 1 month ago
i was normal, in kindergarden..
Holli678 1 month ago
I chewed on my hair.. o__o And had no friends and sat outside all day and played on the swing..
WhyYouSoDope1 1 month ago
Hh
KitKatAndCece 1 month ago
Yeah My Sock Has A Hole In It , Gangster <3
DANIELLExxNxxHALI 2 months ago in playlist School Sux!
LMOGAHO: wich means laghing my fucking over grown arm hair of!!!!
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somthingsmellzweird 2 months ago in playlist Shane Dawson- School Days
i ate my ... CRAYON BOX!!!
izzyfrizy2012 2 months ago
When I was in kindergarten.. I don't like telling this story cause it grosses me out to think about it, but this kid like puked all over me D; lol..I also remember getting yelled at by the teacher a lot and this kid kept pushing me off the slide during recess because he didn't like me haha
AandGbffs 2 months ago
The only thing I can really remember from Kindergarten was when I was in this little playground we had. There were these swings, those little kid swings... Yeah... So, some kid pushed me off the swing, so I hit her/him....
I was like 'Fuck you bitch'....
I was a happy kid (not)
AReasonForSinging 2 months ago
When I was in Kindergarten, I was sitting at the lunch table and was teaching a kid how to shoot spit balls half way across the gymnasium. And, seeing as I hate cherry tomatoes, I took the bun off my hotdog and squeezed to tomato with the bun and it squirted into my eye. And it burnt like a motherfucking bitch.
TheArdenWhite 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
My Kindergarten (<-- correct spellage wut wut) was bad. I made a boy cry on my first day because he was saying "one one" and I told him it was supposed to be "eleven." I could never nap each day so I'd always have to spend time on the wall during recess. Mom wanted me to make friends, but dad would beat me for talking. I didn't have any friends (this sh*t is getting depressing) and a bunch of mean ass girls liked to bully me because I had pretty clothes :p so yeah, it was a load of bullcrap.
TheLeana09 2 months ago
I was sitting down for lunch, and I was sitting atthe fifth grade table beause I was in trouble, and a fifth grader came and dumped a carton of milk and told me to "scram bitch" because I was in his spot.
organsnurf123 2 months ago 28
@organsnurf123 That's fucked up...
TheArdenWhite 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
when i wa little i was very violante and i remember this guy i didnt like stole my crayons and he would rip my dresses and stuff, so one day i decied FUCK i've had enough! so during recess i somehow locked him inside of the playhouse outsid eon the playground and they could'nt find him so they had this big search and everything....my dad tanned my ass...was not a good night!
LAXLOVMUSIC 2 months ago
when i was like 5 in kindergarden, i would pretend that i was a cat and i would LICK my cats hair and he was like "YEAAH BITCH! LICK THAT!"
Xxjaguar123xX 2 months ago
I crapped my pants in kindergarten and i walked out the door and everyone saw my "stuff" and my female teacher walked in the bathroom with me and cleaned ir. that was awkward stuff... :/
Gorshism 2 months ago
it was open house night and my teacher was explaining what to do to to clean the desk i had to go to the bathroom like REALLY bad then i just peed their and in fith grade i saw this little kid that peed hhis pants and i told him that story then he peed again and he cried LOL
kellilyn69 2 months ago
pass it at 00.4 he looks like a.................
girlyrachael 2 months ago
hole in sock! hahahahhaha!!!!!
latif3236 2 months ago in playlist School Sux!
when i was in nersury i bit a girls shoulder yeah i was an angry little kid
mrsraddliffe 2 months ago
GANSTER:) 0:59
xxCrazzyBananaxx 2 months ago
Idk if this was pre k or kindergarten but i thougt one of my teachers was a princess... and also i kissed some kid on a dare and then he punched me two years later? and i also spit milk on my friends face. and i used to talk to worms...
i wasnt weird or anything
awesomestizzy 2 months ago
All I remember is bashing some dumbass kid in the sandpit with a tonka truck because the cunt stole my shovel.
AkefiaCovers 2 months ago 25
@AkefiaCovers HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing now!!! XD
EmilyLuvzWho 1 month ago
@AkefiaCovers that was me.... :(
TheRaiderz21 1 month ago
@TheRaiderz21 Haha sorry but at least you learnt something; don't steal my shovel >:)
AkefiaCovers 1 month ago
at nap time i used to bite people even my teacher and i always had to sleep next to her in nap time
kittygirlsofie246 2 months ago
when i was in kg i got a girlfriend
theshane118 2 months ago
in kindergarten it was the first time i ever peed my pants in skool cuz i just went to the bathroom like 15mins before and i needed to go again and my teacher ms lamana said no and im thinkin....dude little chi;dren cant hold it there just learnin they gotta go often just let me go to the fuckin bathroom bicth and then like 3 mins after i peed in my pants and my teachers face was like...fuck im a bitch xD
analiz12100 2 months ago
The "Hi" at the beginning is kinda sexy xD
dinchen1989 2 months ago
Do you staighten your hair?
lulabula321 2 months ago
0:04 = Drake Bell
romensaichi 2 months ago
in kindergarten I remember 3 things.
learning what "groom" meant,
my best friend barfing
& how much I hated kids who mixed all the damn playdoh together.
I still do.
tigragon908 2 months ago
When I was little I would play yugioh with my cousin xD He`d be Yugi and I was Seto Kaiba <3 Which is why I am obsessed with Seto Kaiba to this day <3
gaaraizallmine 2 months ago
in nursery (im brittish so kindergarden and nursery are the same thing) I was drawing a picture for one of the teachers and i drew a picture of a flower. I gave it to the teacher and she said she would keep it forever! The next day I was going to put my rubbish in the bin after meal time and guess what I saw in the bin. The exact same picture I gave her with my name signed at the top! (i always wrote my name backwards so it looked like anneJ
EpicMonkey82 2 months ago
ok in kindergarten one day i decided to draw a picture of coarse being 5 all my pictures looked like squggly lines... so i went to show my teacher and she goes "awww thats so pretty .... what is it?" and i was like "its a monkey riding a unicorn" and she put it up on the wall ... then the next day i saw it in the trash can ... i screamed so loud ... you could hear it from the 5th grade classrooms .... the next time i drew her a picture she didnt take it down .. i think its still on the wall. :D
freakshowwholuvsMCR 2 months ago
i was so ugly in kindergarten. most children are adorable, but i was ugly as hell from 7th down. in 7th grade, poeple rote a myspace page on how ugly i was too :'c
TheAnnaAftershock 2 months ago
I never got chosen to go to the front of the class, because I was a little geek and found it easy, so they gave the other kids a chance. But this one time, I really needed the toilet, but there was 5 minutes left so I figured I should wait as I was sat cross legged and could hold it in till then. But she called me up that one time, and I couldn't say no. As I held up the picture of a river, I peed my pants:L.
theawakeandunafraid 2 months ago
Did anyone else realize that when Shane was wearing that tie on his head, it was slowly slipping down cause his hair is so soft & silky~
isabellim1 2 months ago
i press dislike before i watched it ...........
faixeee1 2 months ago
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SpiritWolf1021 2 months ago
when i was little i use to have a contest with my friend who's bellybutton was cleaner .i did it during class i will life up my shirt and put my finger in my bellybutton
my friend won
paranormalchick30 2 months ago
In Kindergaden, I opened up my lunch box and threw up in my lunch sack.
TheQueen7891 2 months ago
i hate how he says "kind-ie-garden"
CWTE1 2 months ago
Wel, I was playing a game with some other kid, and I won. But then he bit me in my cheek, lol
TwiggyXstarsXgSm 2 months ago
thr was a sandbox outside for recess and some bitch thru sand in her own face and blamed me so i wasnt allowed to fingerpaint :'(
RWJlover03 2 months ago
actually i had a hateful/abusive teacher in kindergarden. I still hate that FAT bitch.
kaMiChaN106 2 months ago
same person now. i also licked an envolope and stuck it to my bottom lip. i couldnt get it off so my genius teacher ripped it off herself. i was bleeding all over the place i also put white out all over my cheeks and eyes. and finally. one day i got gum stuck in my hair. i went to the bathroom with my sissers and cut a huge chunk out of the back of my hair! i was bald in that one spot! HAHA
zeldaluver11568 2 months ago
well i was just a screwed up kid in kindergarten... so first thing i reamember was at nap time i put my nap mat behind this big bookshelf. when nap time was over i decided to stay there and pretend like i was sleeping and see who would find me. no one ever found me so i stayed there the whole day,
zeldaluver11568 2 months ago
I was really weird in kindergarten.....while my friends played with bikes, learning, making friends and stuff...
I was talking to snails.....IT WAS AWESOME!
QUEENofROCK59 2 months ago 37
well i tryed to impress my friends by putting all of the markers in order then got put in the corner. Stupid friggin kindergarden teacher!!!!! i was tryying to help you!!! At least i knew my f***ing colors b****!!! :p ::)
WolffyGurl1999 2 months ago
bich get my fuking coffee!
WolffyGurl1999 2 months ago
no lie here a person was nileing down and i went to get out and they got a black eye i laughed when they told me like 12 years later they hit me cause i did
beastninja341 2 months ago
My life pretty much sucked until you came :D
cookyrox 2 months ago
My kindergarden teacher gave us lollipops every Friday!!
TheMegaGiraffe 2 months ago
xD piece out girlscout
elodie5is5me 2 months ago
When I Was In Kindergarden We Would Have Naps Everyday. And I Will Always Be Awake Or Go To The Corner Or Section In The Classroom With Alot Of Toys And Play When All The kids Are Sleeping , (:
BetziBeth1769 3 months ago
my kindergarten experience: some bitch stole my pink crayon, which I LOVED (!) and I started chasing her around the room with a chalkboard eraser, trying to suffocate her with the excess chalk. the teacher came in and made ME sit out during recess. I remember sitting on the bench, plotting my revenge against them both xD
emoNessXXXbaybee 3 months ago
hahaha. myspace....
emoNessXXXbaybee 3 months ago
well..... i got in alot of trouble cuz i used to get in fights :D
all the other girls didn't really want to be with me, i only had like one friend....
BloodyVampirelover1 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
there is no such thing as emo
suckanicecream 3 months ago
when i was little i used to pretend to be a dog :|.. im not even joking like anything i did... i would be a dog about it
eating... dog style.
running.... dog style.
barking at people
awkward... :|
HatChaos 3 months ago 70
@HatChaos i know i did the same thing! and i have a big sister who got annoyed fake shot me and made me into a foot stool ..... ahhh good memories! lol
luv2dancehiphop1 2 months ago
@HatChaos i used to pretend i was a dog too
stationsports1 2 months ago
@HatChaos Okay...?
ToxicAngelification 2 months ago
@HatChaos hhahahah thats funny cuz i pretended to be a cat lol id meow and jump on fruniture
MarileePons 2 months ago
@HatChaos I'm 13, and I bark at people. Like, not puberty, hormonal, yell at you bark, like dog bark.
XxMaNgAgIrL667xX 2 months ago
@HatChaos Don't worry i acted like a dog too pretend to pee on a pole.. and got laughed at by a crush i had at that time... So Yeah Basically my kindergraden year was embarrising and... i always got laughed at...
sheyla98able 2 months ago
@HatChaos did you do it dog style :D you know what im talking about >.^
silphneir1234 1 month ago
wene i was in kindergarden i got suspended for fiting a studant and teacher
dogsi234 3 months ago
LOLLOLOL i remember in kindergarden, it was the first time i was going to try tuna. my mum put it in my sandwich. When i took a bite in lunchtime, i spat it out, onto the ground and everyone was looking at me like >_> what the hell..
FairytaIes 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
LIKE IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS WITH YOUR EYES LOL
myxtreme22 3 months ago
in kindergarden same shii.t happend to me as well except i got a cheechone xDD
1234sexyash 3 months ago
U wld make the creepiest sexiest new caster :)
MiniRollsRock123 3 months ago
The pink & black tie was killing his brain cells :(
TheCupcake0121 3 months ago
i cried every day
xXtheBestsXx 3 months ago
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause o his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight, you will have 143 mins to post this
LittleKandiRaver34 3 months ago
The first time I saw this, when you said ''HI'', you reminded me of my best freind.. If I close my eyes, and I mean everytime i do, you sound like him.. It's funny and kind of creapy at the same time xD
1kisabelk1 3 months ago in playlist School Sux!
I'm british... so we call it nursery, not kindergarten. But anyway, I remember this dinner lady always came up to me when we had dinner and forced me to eat the custard. I did, then I threw it up on her and I got to go home :)
elysgirlxxx 3 months ago
in kindrergarten i had a hard time eating lunch this same old lady came up and yelled at me soo yeah pretty good year
cocolichois 3 months ago
i was such a weirdo when i was little... one time in kindergarden at mealtime i had to sit beside a guy i didnt like. and i push'd my chair away from him and said "Oooh, i tried to get closer to the table but insted i went this way. how weird.." xD ?
BunBo95 3 months ago 57
My teacher was Asian
IPROsilence 3 months ago
All I remember from kindergarten was painting dinosaurs and some douche and his dumass friends making fun of me because it's appearently a bad thing for a girl in kindergarten to paint dinosaurs and play tag with boys at lunch.
ZimsTestSubject 3 months ago
That's when I lost my virginity
Jk I'm still a virgin
SarahLillianJamison 3 months ago