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  • Fact of the day! David Slappy has the rights to all of Lrh's works! Also David also owns the Factory that prints the books. The funny thing is SLappy has more money then his BFF tom cruise lol.. funny how that jsut worked out for him considering his starff are starving to death!

  • wow i hape that whont happen to us

  • Unrelated to all this scientology stuff... you really could make some money doing voice-over work! Great voice, great enunciation, great delivery! Seriously, if I had your voice, I'd be hustlin' the VO market.

  • Hey Mark, do you smoke weed? If you do that would be cool. If you don't thats cool too.

  • darn it i thought this was gonna be about Slappy (goosebumps) the evil dummy! ugh!

  • @JohnnyLovely2 me too, all we got was this asshole trying to sound smart

  • what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

  • That left and right and hither and yon. was funny. and what what the "sunday" "monday" and "tuesday" from?

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  • David Miscarriage i mean Miscavige = world worst case of small mans syndrome

  • lol "slappy's ass"

  • We wanna eliminate these fucks, we can start by filing hundreds of reports about the youtube account they made. Better yet, why not go to whatever website anon likes to populate most and tell everyone to DDoS the shit outta them?

  • @george77772moons

    Anon is everyone and no one. Good luck finding a website that all of Anon populate, mate.

  • @BritishBlueSigma website(s) then. I am aware that they lurk all over teh interwebz, but the chan sites (mainly 4 and 7) and ebaumsworld are what I have been told to yield the highest # of anons.

  • iam a firm believer that scientology CEO'S should be1)put in public humiliation 2)locked up and suffer an agonising slow death from lack of food and water..see how long each one will last(bets anyone?lol) 3)their filthy corpses thrown into a desert to be eaten by wildlife

  • Wise beard man.

    His words are wise.

    His face is beard.

  • Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.

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  • This vid is in my favorites for a good reason: creatively hilarious! I am a female, and I want some of that beard tech as well; I need to be older to grow a womanbeard, I guess.

  • I just got some junk mail from CoS because I played with one of their e-meters at the mall when I was 8 years old...(that was 12 years ago)

  • there are adverts on facebook now they sponser apps by the looks of it. does this mean they have access to ur likes,personal info and contact info.

  • @mlogancooper Sorry my words were too big for you.

    Hey, how about all those media reports you've been watching that say David Miscavige is a psychopath that beats his staff and psychologically torments them? You know, the Anderson Cooper and Nightline reports and the SP Times articles?

    And how about all the coverage from Australia about staff members who are abused and underpaid?

  • @XENUTV As to Qoute invader zim:

    LIES! ALL LIES!

  • @mlogancooper Yeah, they might not be asked to not read the newspaper. But, they are asked to harass and slander people who speak out against them. That much has been caught on film, in unedited continuous shots no less.

    Even you cannot deny that.

  • @mlogancooper

    Why is it you and many other Scientologists possess this mindset:

    "Everything critical of Scientology is a LIE and propaganda! Propaganda! Hate mongers! Bigots! Look at me, I know EVERYTHING and you don't! Apostates, with an axe to grind! Ex-Scientologists can't be believed since they're all criminals trying to hide their crimes! Lemmings! All newspapers lie. Psychiatry is evil. Scientology is the only truth! You are so hateful! HATE GROUP! TERRORISTS!"

  • @mlogancooper Which words were too big for you? Get an education :)

  • @mlogancooper git

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  • @mlogancooper you sound like a scientology supporter, do me a favour, kill yourself, its gonna happen anyway, well, maybe after your billion year contract, but still, die:) yes ,media can be wrong, buts thats why god invented research, go do that maybe...

  • @mlogancooper Are you not a Scientologist? If so...saying the media lies is like the pot calling the kettle black. I am fairly new to this cause, but after a week of sifting through pages online and watching hours of video there is one theme that seems to ring true through it all. SCIENTOLOGISTS LIE TO PROTECT THEIR "CHURCH"!!! I use the term "church" very loosely. I have done some reading and with all I have seen the Co$ falls clearly under CULT status. Set your self truly free!

  • Thanks for keeping up the good work. We need more peeps like you to insure that cults like these don't actually spread their disease of a cult.

    Ridiculous to think that a sci-fi author (L. Ron Hubbarb) could start Scientology on a bet against Robert Heinlein. I just don't understand how sensible normal people could actually fall for this BS????

  • XENO RULES Lollllllllll....Not ! Yeshua does !

  • You know what would be interesting if a extremist Muslim suicide bomber blew the hell out of a Scientology center. I wonder how people would react?

  • i dont get it what is this thing about ?

  • scientoloshit sucks

  • If someone slapped me on the cheek I will turn the other cheek then come back around then slap them twice as fucking hard cause I as a sane person will not allow someone to disrespect me and just because they are in power doesn't mean shit. These people need to wake the fuck up.

  • noticed the mask in the background is he a member of Anonymous?

  • Miscavige hits people???? crazy bastard wouldn't survive if he hit me or any other right minded person

  • @tomboi115 Are you fucking kidding me, he actually hit people?!? You would think that anyone who got slapped by this dumbass would sock him back right in the face, regardless of how controlled he's got them!!! Shit I'm sure if a Christian or any other religious person was slapped by their religious leader, they would probably return the favor, I know I would!!!!!! This is beyond cult control, this is very frightening!!!!!!!

  • Wise beard man, eh is now innit for teh lulz!

  • This is why I don't watch network tv... I WATCH XENU TV.

    Just another step closer to seeing the end of Slappy and his dictatorship

  • really like u mark (your work)

  • Interesting! Are there any expensive courses I could take on how to apply this so called "beard tech"?

  • nice mask! top left

  • I love you Mark.

    You are my Hero!

    Your Beautiful future wife has got herself a prize!

    Some people want to have there picture taken with the president to frame and proudly display on the wall.

    To me you are that guy.

    My goodness she is GORGEOUS! Best wishes to you and yours!

  • I prefer the name, Sloppy Miscarriage.

  • Sunday- monday or tuesday lol voice

  • Ah, XenuTV, I can't believe I hadn't found you till now. Brings some hilarity and perspective to the marketing project that is Scientology. Secrecy, Influential Advocates, Over-reaction to bad press, Selling a crappy and very over-priced product (For your entire salary, you too can own a copy of 'Interglactic Warlord Xenu: Blame him for failures and gain EXP!). I wish the Slappy episode had a more resounding effect world-wide, but sadly humanity is addicted to marketing and level-ups.

  • ok ...so what happens if we read the new papper lol we die

  • puts a whole bigger meaning to what crimes have you done cos from the looks of it miscavige has done many i would bet that he murdered his wife you never know

  • It is disheartening to bear witness to the very real fact that people are vulnerable and that there are many people who prey/pray upon them. Scientology is but one of many such institutions that do this.People may wish to choose to live with a reasonable level of skepticism, so as to protect themselves. I dare say that once one closes the doors of Scientology, there will be 1 or more others that will open up shop to claim the vulnerable for their own. Best wishes.

  • Totally awesome video!

    Have you heard of AGP?  He is totally shutting down the scilons in Socal. I'm going to donate to him at angrygaypope (dot) com

  • GORDON'S ALIIIIIVE?!?

  • OH GOD NOW I CAN'T UN SEE IT!!!

  • I gotta get me some of that Beard-Tech.

  • I especially see them on the scifi channels.

  • Some scilon thumbs down every comment on here.

  • Correction: it is some scilon's *job*, on pain of SP declare, to thumbs-down every comment.

  • bunker, you are so animated!! i love it

    keep pushing for the day when slappy crumbles! =D

  • Mark.

    You're an intelligent man. I need to pick your brain.

    I'm not especially articulate(or at least, not good at putting my thoughts to words any how).. and I need to make a handy little pamphlet to hand around to the psychology faculty and students at my local university.

    Any suggestions on how I should go about making it would be greatly appreciated!

  • It helps people go insane.

  • Wise.

    Beard.

    Man.

  • wise man with beard is wise, but doesn't look to me like a member of chanology.

  • There are allready songs and music about Slappy the Squirrel The new crazy meglonomanic dictator cartooncharacter. WIN

  • You can't be serious FromGrimsbyWithlove Are you maybe the one they call Xenu ?

  • Yeah it helps people part with their cash and families.

  • are you seriouse? i bet you didnt even watch the video, if you only hear scientologies side of the story then you have no right to say wat u just said.

  • your a tool if your not following hubbard your josepth smith man people and your fast food religions

  • I believe the south park take on MJ said it best;

    IGNORANT. NO YOU'RE BEIN' IGNORANT.

    Learn the meaning of the word help. Then learn the meaning of the word ignorant. Then learn that reality is not in fact subjective.

    That it works the way it does no matter how you want to believe otherwise.

    Once you've done these three things and accepted that you're not going to have super powers -- ever -- we'll talk.

    Until then? Shit down, stfu and watch the videos.

  • KittyKatspanker offers Wise beard Man a free Spanking for enjoyment

  • where can i get one of those masks?

  • Amazon

  • mark, you should write a book on your life and journey into the mad world of scientology

  • i agree

  • Do Scientologists get to call David Miscavige "The Slapster"?

  • Funny how much money Scientology threw at an imaginary foe, in the case of anonymous, a group of non affiliated protestors and hackers.. that simply cannot be "brought to justice" because they are not breaking the law, and are completely well.. anonymous.. lol.

    Keep up the good fight guys, don't let pointless immature trolls hijack this glorious thing we have going against these goons.

  • I absolutely love the mask. You're one of the only journalists I find I can trust.

  • i shat bricks when i saw the mask lol

  • Wise Beard Kitty ftw!

  • I've been seeing more official Co$ books in local bookstores as well. They are wrapped in plastic of course, but the cover lists what's inside. On the list is "Who is attacking Scientology and why." Ha! Defensive right from the get-go. Not good for them.

    Thankfully they got stuck with the new age crap and not the actual religion section, but that's still a big insult to new age.

    Sick of seeing the commercials on TV, very annoying. Thanks WBM!

  • The ad. campaign was announced last spring in a donation drive for the IAS. It was on WWP.

  • You're so funny Mark! I've already read the St. Petersburg Times articles a few times online. Thanks for your entertaining analysis of them!

  • Beard Tech: Believe in it.

  • would it be appropriate to compare David Miscaviage to Jim Jones?

    just a thought

  • thank god for Satellite TV

  • ... I love your beard.

  • Looking pretty sharp in HD, Mark.

  • thanks for the link saved me some search time

  • Wise Beard Kitty will save the day!

  • I have noticed a lot of $cientology things on tv.

  • Why does Wise Beardo take soooooooooo long to make new videos??? I mean, dude, just make a 60 second one to say "Hey".

  • Because this is a major video channel, and he makes clear, arguments and finds good quality news about Scientology.

  • Well, he's not TheArchfiend and I'm sure he has other things to do as welll.

  • What is going on I have not heard any new information on anonymous vs $cientology

  • whoa. speaking of vile and disgusting ..... amazing.

  • someone needs a sauna!

  • Why is it when anyone raises concerns about the abuses of Scientology they are automatically called a criminal?

    That is a huge generalization!

  • This premise is incorrect.

  • Wait, there are actually scientologists on youtube? That's hilarious.

  • I even saw one that was trying to investigate Anonymous lololololol.

  • The "only" betterment group on the planet eh, so the Red Cross, the Salvation Army, the Peace Corps etc. real legitimate betterment groups are in your mind not even considered helpful to mankind. Because why, they don't use Hubbard Tech?

    Scientology doesn't work and it doesn't help people!

  • Scilon spotted.

  • BTW, if anyone is seeing this as a seperate comment, I'm replying to a $cilon. Hail wise beard man.

  • indeed mistermanrocks should gtfo of youtube

  • I thought I already explained I was talking to someone else. I respect the views of Mark Bunker.

  • nvm then

  • i saw those commercials twice and the both were on at like 2 or 3 am

  • marc your awesome

  • Its as corporate as a Wal-mart business meeting. The church here in Nashville cost $6million. They have a staff of 30, and their Sunday service only draws 10-12 people (including me, I went to see how it was) - I saw their Dianetics movie and LRH interview, got a dozen free booklets and a 3 hour DVD of infomercials and vague redundant success stories of how "it works" - "I had a problem and then I read Dianetics and now I feel much better!"

  • LOL I live in S. Fla.(the Gunshine State)... and I'll be damned if all the crazyiest shit doesn't happen here. I don't know if it's the humidity or if large amounts of cocaine have seeped into the water- table, but people really go off the deep end here. I don't think I'd have it any other way though, maybe some snow in the winter would be nice, but I guess I'll just have to settle with a large pile of Peruvian Flake instead!

  • His words are wise, his face is beard.

  • I wouldnt mind if David slapped me around as long as he tweaked my nipples while he was doing it

  • Kim Bellotte is very sexy and Sylvia Stanard is well, you be the judge.

    If $cientology really worked, wouldn't make every pretty, not just Kim Bellotte?

  • Sundays, Mondays, and TUESDAYS!!

    lolololololol

  • yes slappy! we wont read slappy :P

  • You are great Marc! Please come to Germany, we need your help here to get rid of Scientology.

    Best Regards

    Anonymous Germany

  • i like the Guy Fawkes mask next to the Emmy...

  • In reality, how many people have read the St. Petersburg Times articles? It's gonna take much more than a newspaper series to bring DM to his knees. Many people have never even heard of $cientology, and most people don't really care! It seems to me that most people would think, "Well, if people are stupid enough to LET someone slap them around, then that's their problem and shows their stupidity." I dunno. People who know about $cientology know it's a scam. They see $cienos as gullible folks.

  • David Miscavige is pulling it in. This cult is failing becouse of you David miscavige.

  • haha Wise Beard kitty was putting his 2 cents in!

  • LOL

  • I <3 you Beard Man.

  • SLAPPY what a riot. Cavvy is Slap Happy. Slappy! LOVE it!!!!!

  • Love the way he says "....Sunday, Monday or ToooSDAY"

    "Yes, Sir, Yes, Slappy, No, we wont read the paper, Slappy, dont worry"

    Classic!

  • I think Bunker's Tone 40 was definitely "in" where he says "Sunday...Monday....or Tuesday.." In fact, it was a little creepy! For a minute there Mark, I thought you were using TRs on us!

  • "Yes Slappy; no Slappy; three bags full Slappy"!!

    Many thanks for the enlightening "beard tech" concept: I think you may even have found the "road to total freedom":)

    For those of us cursed with a shortage of the proverbial "facial fluff", perhaps you could offer an alternative strategy?

  • Who's never been brought to court for anything criminal...yet.

    There's still time. Hubbard spent the last ten years of his life hiding in the desert to avoid going to jail and just let his wife take the fall for him.

    Slappy may find he has no place to hide.

    I've looked inside myself. Along with the blubber, I see a dislike of bullies. And Scientology and Slappy are big time bullies.

    People hear the word Scientology and think goofy cult. That's their doing, not mine.

  • Are you a $cifag?

  • Powerful OT: "I can't read the paper or slappy will BEAT MY ASS!"

    Also:  Is it kismet or providence that the paper's initials are SP Times?

  • x e n u t v(dot)com/legal/flynn.htm

    Why can't I post the true URL?

  • You can't post links in comments.

  • lol slappy!

  • Slappy, up in arms... :D

  • "Slappy"

    lol.

    : )

  • Wise Beard Man has a pet kitty?!?!?!?

    I love him even more now. :)

  • Such good clarity on Wise Beard Man's Beard in HD

    the momentum is building! don't let up on them!

  • Buzz buzz. I don't know about $cientology, but I was definitely having fun. Also, how many trillions of dollars will Beard Tech cost us? Buzz buzz.

  • anonymous should be all over this and posting all the real negative news about the CO$, maybe the truth will be shown now to the world.

  • Even if Slappy goes then someone else would sit in the throne of unchecked power in an inherently corrupt and deceitful organisation. I don't want to get complacent but I kind of think Slappys' days are over already. I doubt I'll like his replacement either. Most $cientologists are victims but that seat of unchecked power would turn anyone insane. Glad to hear they're burning their cash on futile expensive adverts.

  • I saw one of those adverts... and wasn't in any way impressed. I only saw an ass-covering ad that told me... nothing about the Co$. Interesting, eh?

  • I can't access xenutv website.

    It says "Forbidden. You are not allowed to access..."

    Why would it be so?

  • Server is being worked on.

  • Thanks!

    Keep up the good work!

    I feel for these poor people.

  • They have the commercials up on youtube too: watch?v=5ku4I_WBEZ4

  • finally fox is usefull in some way :D

  • wow, miscaivage has full on serial killer eyes. That and the suit makes him look like the guy from American Psycho, just , you know, old and wrinkly.

  • One of the things that I have seen is that Scientology doesnt do anything by accident. They have very strict procedures that are required to be followed. When I see them advertising, I know they are following the Emergency Formula. Its an exactly written out dogma that is a part of their Ethics Technology. So the fact that you are seeing ads for Scientology really tells you that state of the Church from their point of view. They really are in bad shape.

  • Wise Beard Cat FTW!!! ROFL!

  • And don't forget "slapping tech"

  • Beard tech.

  • my mom dated xenu, hes a hell of a guy.

  • Beard Tech rocks!

  • LMAO @ "Beard Tech"

  • When $cientology stops its abuses, when it closes the RPF and SP Hall at Gold, and when Miscavige is deposed and ethical leadership takes over, then what will there be to protest?

  • Fox news! :D

  • the uk government (sorry im british lol)

  • Beard tek = flawless victory

  • beer tec?

  • Real world? Surely you jest.

  • 000TruthSeeker000 called me a cocksu*ker for speaking what i THINK... :)

  • WBM & WBK Beard Tech 101 Courses coming soon?

  • It's amazing how those adds are really trying to portray scientology as being all things to all people.