GET THAT CALL. I MIGHT CRY. AND I SAY THIS BC I CAN FEEL IT MILDLY BY MERELY IMAGINING IT.
MIDGET bloomberg NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY RESOLUTION WILL BE JAIL TIME. EVEN FOR PPL WHO DESERVE IT LIKE THESE LOSER TELEPROMTEPR READERS, I CAN IMAGINE HOW DEEPLY ANXIOUS, SCARED, WORRIED, 'OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SOMEONE HELP', HOPELESS ONE WOULD FEEL.
WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THAT AMPLIFIED TO THE 10TH POWER IS WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS
FOR THE MANHATTAN BOROUGH (?) I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHY I'M CALLING. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TORMENT IS OVER. THE -- AS YOU WOULD SAY -- 'TELEPROPMTPER READERS' HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND ARE BEING ARRAIGNED AS WE SPEAK. THEY WILL BE MEETING WITH THEIR DEFENSE ATTORNEYS. I WILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU IN PERSON ON GETTING THIS CRIMINAL CASE STARTED. WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE."
THAT-
BELIEVE IT OR NOT I HAVE NEVER CRIED IN THIS 4/2YEAR (DEPENDING ON HOW U LOOK AT IT) SAGA. IF/WHEN I
I DUNNO IF I SHOULD HAVE SAID ALL THAT BC THE ENDING IS NOT A GOOD ONE. THE ENDING -- AND IM SAYING THIS WITH 97% CONVICTION -- WILL NOT BE A GOOD ONE DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. ENDURING THIS ENDLESS OBSESSIVE TORTURE FOR 4+ YEARS -- I MEAN, U GOTTA GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THAT. THAT'S LIKE GUINESS WORLD RECORD RIGHT THERE.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I GET A CALL FROM -- I DUNNO -- THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY? SOMETHING LIKE:
"MR. [NOT GUNNA SAY MY NAME]. MY NAME IS [NAME] I AM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
O MORE. I CAN ALREADY SEE HIM DOING THINGS LIKE PUTTING A PILLOW OVER HIS FACE SCREAMING SO PPL OUTSIDE WON'T THINK SOMEONE'S DYING. AND FOR SOMEONE THIS MENTALLY TOUGH; SOMEONE'S MIND MADE OUT OF STEEL -- I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT 99% WOULD DO. OH YEAH, AND THESE TELEPROMTEPR READERS ARE GUNNA HAVE A FIELD WITH THIS. THIS IS GOING TO BE THEIR FANTASY-COME-TRUE. AND I KNOW THIS PERSON HAS 0 INTEREST IN BEING FAMOUS. THIS IS GOING TO BE IMMENSE, INTENSE, DEEP, INEFFABLE MENTAL TORTURE."
WORKING WITH (W-I-T-H) NIGGERS. AND IM NOT TALKING american-nigger TYPES. I'M TALKING 100% african niggers LIKE FROM jamaica AND SHIT FROM THOSE 100% NIGGER PLACES. HE WILL BE F-I-R-E-D FROM THERE FOR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY FUCKED UP -- AND I SAY 'FUCKED UP' EVEN AS LUCIFER HIMSELF -- AND TWISTED. HE WILL BE IN IMMENSE MENTAL TORMENT -- HE WILL SEE HELL ITSELF FOR DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, EVEN 2+ YEARS. HIS U-5 FORM WILL BE NOTED. HE WILL BE UNEMPLOYED AND FIRED. HIS FINANCE AMBITIONS WILL BE N
A Job. I'M GUNNA MAKE Job LOOK LIKE A PRINCE COMPARED TO THIS ONE.
YOU SAID HE HAS A PROMISING FUTURE? WELL, GUESS WHAT: HE'S GOING TO GET A HIGH SCHOOL/GED DEAD-END SALESMAN BADGERER JOB. THINK ABOUT IT: HE WAS AROUND PSEUDO-BRIGHT KIDS; AND NOW HE'S GOING TO BE IN SOME NIGGER MONKEY african PUBICHEAD AREA BADGERING FOR 'pvcs'. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WILL BE AT chase bank -- THE WORST COMPANY I CAN CONCEIVE OF.
"..."
"OH! OH YEAH! AND IT'S NOT JUST A NIGGER NEIGHBORHOOD -- IT'S GOING TO BE
PROMPTER READERS -- YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO READ ENGLISH OUT LOUD FOR A LIVING? WE'RE GUNNA HAVE THEM OBSESSIVELY AND SADISTICALLY MONITOR HIS LIFE; ALMOST LIKE A REALITY TV SHOW."
"MMM. THAT'S HARSH."
"WAIT, I GOT A LOT MORE. I'M GUNNA MAKE IT SO BAD, THAT FOR AT LEAST 4 YEARS HE WILL BE LITERALLY TRAPPED; IN OTHER WORDS, HE WILL BE UNABLE TO GET THEM TO STOP. IT WILL BE OBSESSIVE, UNWAVERING, ILLEGAL, SADISTIC, TORTUROUS."
HO, FOR EXAMPLE, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN NYC; NEVER GOT AN STD, NEVER DRUGS, NEVER DID STEROIDS, NEVER CREATINE -- YOU KNOW. OHYEAH, AND NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK."
".... NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK? I DON'T THINK I CAN FIND EVEN ONE. OH WAIT, THERE IS ONE. RIGHT NOW IT IS 2008. HE IS A BRIGHT PERSON WITH A PROMISING FUTURE."
"I WANT HIM."
"SAME RULES."
"FINE. BUT THIS ONE IS GOING TO GET IT AT LEAST 10X WORSE THAN Job; I WON'T KILL HIM THOUGH."
"YOU REMEMBER Job A COUPLE-A MILLENIA AGO? HOW HE PROVED ME WRONG?"
"YES, WHY?"
"WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND I WANTED ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS."
"......OK"
"FIND ME YOUR MOST RIGHTEOUS PERSON. NOW, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO GOES AROUND WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE EVERYWHERE AND SOME HIPPIE WITH THE PEACE SIGN ON HIS SHIRT AND SHIT; I WANT A REAL RIGHTEOUS PERSON. SOMEONE W
CAN U IMAGINE? NO STEROIDS? I HATE HAVING TO SAY THIS, BUT AFTER I GOT LASIK AFTER THE OPERATION I HAD TO PUT THESE EYEDROPS IN MY EYE (TO FACILITATE AND EXPEDITE THE HEALING PROCESS). THAT WAS MAYBE 5 DROPS TOTAL. I THINK IT'S FAIR 4 ME 2 SAY: 'NEVER STEROIDS' IM AROUND PPL MANY- OK, WHEN IM AT A CERTAIN PLACE, IM AROUND MANY PPL ON STEROIDS BUT MORE OFTEN ON CREATINE. ME? 0. 0 STD 0 DRUGS 0 ALCOHOL I SHOULD BE ORDAINED A SAINT OR SOMETHING
THE GUY WHO PUT THE NEEDLE IN AND TOOK IT OUT (HERNAN WAS HIS NAME) SAID: "You don't have veins; you have tubes!" I SAID: "...Is that bad!?" "No! That's good! that's beautiful!"
MUST BE MY 1-2 MILE RUNS 5:50 AND UNDER 5 DAYS A WEEK
WHAT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL IS WHEN THEY C SOMEONE BORN AND RAISED IN NYC WHO NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK IN HIS LIFE
@vargaslarry100 YOU BEHOOVED M,E 2 REGISTER 4 ANOTHER BLOOD DONATION. I HAVE IT SCHEDULED 4 1:30 (I DOUBT I'LL BE THERE B4 3PM THOUGH; THEY NEVER GO BY THE SCHEDULE N E WAY)
NEVER OK? N-E-V-E-R STEROIDS. YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE LIFTING WEIGHTS WHO IS JUST 'CUT' AND THEY COULD BE ON STEROIDS. I, LIKE MANY (WHO STILL DO) USED TO THINK UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER THAT YOU'RE ON STEROIDS. I'VE SEEN PPL WHO ARE JUST PLAIN 'CUT' WHO ARE ON STEROIDS AND THEY EVEN ASKED ME IF I WANTED.
I DON'T EVEN TAKE CREATINE. ALL HYDRO-WHEY OPTIMUM NUTRITION (PURE PROTEIN), ENERGY DRINK (AMINO ENERGY), CASEIN, AND UHH BCAA'S
@vargaslarry100 WAS 'Herpes' AND I WAS LIKE (HUHHH??? CATS CAN GET HERPES??!?!?) HE SAID: "Oh no it's not the ones humans get it's a respiratory virus."
A COLD SORE (WHICH 96% OF THE POPULATION HAS, IS 'HERPES' (HSV-1), BUT IT'S NOT THE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTABLE DISEASE (WHICH HALF OF MONKEYS HAVE) THAT CAUSES NASTY SORES TO GROW ON YOUR GENITALS.
I CLARIFIED THIS DISTINCTION BETWEEN HSV-1 AND HSV-2 BC HSV-2 IS 20% THE POPULATION. N-O-T HSV-1; IT'S HSV-2. ONE OUT OF 5 1/5 HSV-2
@vargaslarry100 THINK ABOUT IT: 20% OF THE U.S POPULATION HAS HSV-2 (GENITAL HERPES). IT IS PERMANENT. AGAIN, IT IS P-E-R-M-A-N-E-N-T, TRANSMITTABLE, INFECTIOUS, AND VERY DISGUSTING AND RECURRING. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HSV-1, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY A COLD SORE -- I'M TALKING ABOUT THE STD GENITAL HERPES. U C, HERPES IS USED A LOT. I WENT TO THE VET FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FELINE DAUGHTER'S ANNUAL SHOTS AND I ASKED THE VET WHAT THE BOOSTER SHOT ENCOMPASSES. ONE OF THE THINGS HE SAID
@vargaslarry100 POPULATION. THIS INCLUDES WEED. WELL, ACTUALLY IF U INCLUDED WEED UNLIKE ~70% OF THE POPULATION)
NEVER DRUNK (UNLIKE ~90% OF THE POPULATION) U PROBABLY THINK IM LYING NOW. I'VE DRANK BEER B4 BUT CUMULATIVELY IT AMOUNTS TO LIKE 10 OUNCES.
WHAT AM I MISSING
O YEAH: NEVER DRUGS (UNLIKE ~10% OF THE POPULATION)
IF U KNEW WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES I WAS/AM IN, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IN THE TOP 1% OF PPL WHO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO RESORT TO ANY OF THESE. I DIDN'T/DON'T.IM2ELEET
NEVER STEROIDS (UNLIKE ~30% OF PPL WHO LIFT WEIGHTS ON A FREQUENT BASIS). I HAD TO TAKE LIKE 5 EYE-DROPS THOUGH AFTER I GOT LASIK VISION CORRECTION DONE.
NEVER CREATINE (UNLIKE ~50% OF PPL WHO LIFT WEIGTS ON A FREQYUENT BASIS). I TOOK LIKE 2 SCOOPS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO AND LITERALLY THREW IT OUT WHEN I FOUND OUT HOW FAKE IT WAS. I EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT IT WAS 'V-2' OR SOMETHING
I came home from school and saw that the hospital near where i live was doing a blood drive. anyway my blood pressure ranges from 130/90 to 120/70. but on that specific day my blood pressure was 163/90 I think it was up cause i was a little nervous, not cause of needles but because I did not know how I would feel losing a pint of blood. Anyway when they draw my blood, it came spewing out really rapidly so much so I was done within 5 or 6 minutes. I am just wondering is it normal?
Drugs: NEGATIVE, NEVER INHALED,INJECTED,SNORTED,ETC
STDs( Hepatitis C, HSV-2, HIV, HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, etc. etc. etc.): NEGATIVE AND NEVER CONTRACTED
Steroids: -- this one is very tricky bc it CAN show up POSITIVE, BUT if anything, I put like 5 drops in each eye after LASIK vision surgery so, again, if anything: .000000000001%
Alcohol: NEVER DRUNK, NEVER BUZZED, MINIMAL INTAKE
My body is so clean and pure (never drugs, never STD, never smoked, never steroids, etc.) that my URINE is probably cleaner than the avg person's saliva. Although it is kinda neon-y bc of all this multivitamin I take called 'Anavite' XD
Your body holds 10 - 12 pints of blood. Only one pint is removed. Even though the guidelines have been tightened, there are a lot of people who still feel the effects of a blood loss. Especially the first time they lose blood. At my high school, 50+ students donated the first time. Out of those students 8 passed out, 3 ran fevers, and 2 vomited. It all just depends on how you respond to the "sudden" blood loss. Hope you donate blood. I do it whenever I can. I'm O negative!! :D
@luvwriterrz LOL WHOEVER WAS TAKING DONATIONS AT UR SCHOOL SHOULD GET SLAPPED THEN BC THEY MAKE SURE U'RE CAPABLE OF DEALING W/ THE BLOOD LOSS (I.E BLOOD PRESSURE AND IRON LEVELS CHECK) B4 U PROCEED TO THE BLOOD EXTRACTION AREA. I NEVER HAD AN ISSUE WITH THE PLACE I GO 2 WHEN THEY INJECT THE NEEDLE; WHEREAS OTHER PLACES THE STUPID PPL DIDN'T PUT THE NEEDLE IN RIGHT SO IT TOOK LONGER AND WAS A BIT PAINFUL BUT THE CHECKS R MORE IMPORTANT
I'm planning to donate blood... I'm hypertensive... does that make me sort of "unwelcome" to donate blood? I'm taking aprovel though and I'm still 26... any advice?
@TheMissCcee Most places have set amounts on blood. You shouldnt be dizzy because you must be in a certain weight and be healthy. So you shouldnt be dizzy.
Absolutely love it!!! Great music too. Good job! If you like broccoli, it's a really good source of iron, and multivitamins are too. All I have to do is eat extra broccoli and remember my vitamins for two days and I'm all set! I used to have trouble with my iron not being high enough half the time, but that was back when I first started donating, and since broccoliing it up I've never had a problem. My veins though, now that's another story! (big and deep, they sometimes don't like to be
The needle pinches, the blood coming out you can't feel, they test for anemia there and if you are amenic you can't donate that day, but can try again at a later date and after the collection they test it for everything under the sun :)
i'm 16 and i just gave blood for the first time about 3 weeks ago. the blood mobile came to my school and we had a huge drive. over 300 kids donated at my school. it was amazing, and everybody should give blood whenever they have the chance. just remember. a few minutes of your day can save someone's life =]
LT OF THESE TELEOPRKIMTEPR READERS
DONT GIMME THE 'OH IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING' BULLSHIT.
I KNOW THE POWER OF 'I WANT YOU TO GO TO JAIL' MEANS. AND U BETTER BELIEVE THEY ALL DESERVE AT LEAST 4 YEARS OF IT. AVG SHOULD BE 10.
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
GET THAT CALL. I MIGHT CRY. AND I SAY THIS BC I CAN FEEL IT MILDLY BY MERELY IMAGINING IT.
MIDGET bloomberg NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY RESOLUTION WILL BE JAIL TIME. EVEN FOR PPL WHO DESERVE IT LIKE THESE LOSER TELEPROMTEPR READERS, I CAN IMAGINE HOW DEEPLY ANXIOUS, SCARED, WORRIED, 'OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SOMEONE HELP', HOPELESS ONE WOULD FEEL.
WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THAT AMPLIFIED TO THE 10TH POWER IS WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS
AS A D-I-R-E-C-T RESU
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
FOR THE MANHATTAN BOROUGH (?) I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHY I'M CALLING. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TORMENT IS OVER. THE -- AS YOU WOULD SAY -- 'TELEPROPMTPER READERS' HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND ARE BEING ARRAIGNED AS WE SPEAK. THEY WILL BE MEETING WITH THEIR DEFENSE ATTORNEYS. I WILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU IN PERSON ON GETTING THIS CRIMINAL CASE STARTED. WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE."
THAT-
BELIEVE IT OR NOT I HAVE NEVER CRIED IN THIS 4/2YEAR (DEPENDING ON HOW U LOOK AT IT) SAGA. IF/WHEN I
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
I DUNNO IF I SHOULD HAVE SAID ALL THAT BC THE ENDING IS NOT A GOOD ONE. THE ENDING -- AND IM SAYING THIS WITH 97% CONVICTION -- WILL NOT BE A GOOD ONE DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. ENDURING THIS ENDLESS OBSESSIVE TORTURE FOR 4+ YEARS -- I MEAN, U GOTTA GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THAT. THAT'S LIKE GUINESS WORLD RECORD RIGHT THERE.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I GET A CALL FROM -- I DUNNO -- THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY? SOMETHING LIKE:
"MR. [NOT GUNNA SAY MY NAME]. MY NAME IS [NAME] I AM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
O MORE. I CAN ALREADY SEE HIM DOING THINGS LIKE PUTTING A PILLOW OVER HIS FACE SCREAMING SO PPL OUTSIDE WON'T THINK SOMEONE'S DYING. AND FOR SOMEONE THIS MENTALLY TOUGH; SOMEONE'S MIND MADE OUT OF STEEL -- I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT 99% WOULD DO. OH YEAH, AND THESE TELEPROMTEPR READERS ARE GUNNA HAVE A FIELD WITH THIS. THIS IS GOING TO BE THEIR FANTASY-COME-TRUE. AND I KNOW THIS PERSON HAS 0 INTEREST IN BEING FAMOUS. THIS IS GOING TO BE IMMENSE, INTENSE, DEEP, INEFFABLE MENTAL TORTURE."
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
WORKING WITH (W-I-T-H) NIGGERS. AND IM NOT TALKING american-nigger TYPES. I'M TALKING 100% african niggers LIKE FROM jamaica AND SHIT FROM THOSE 100% NIGGER PLACES. HE WILL BE F-I-R-E-D FROM THERE FOR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY FUCKED UP -- AND I SAY 'FUCKED UP' EVEN AS LUCIFER HIMSELF -- AND TWISTED. HE WILL BE IN IMMENSE MENTAL TORMENT -- HE WILL SEE HELL ITSELF FOR DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, EVEN 2+ YEARS. HIS U-5 FORM WILL BE NOTED. HE WILL BE UNEMPLOYED AND FIRED. HIS FINANCE AMBITIONS WILL BE N
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
A Job. I'M GUNNA MAKE Job LOOK LIKE A PRINCE COMPARED TO THIS ONE.
YOU SAID HE HAS A PROMISING FUTURE? WELL, GUESS WHAT: HE'S GOING TO GET A HIGH SCHOOL/GED DEAD-END SALESMAN BADGERER JOB. THINK ABOUT IT: HE WAS AROUND PSEUDO-BRIGHT KIDS; AND NOW HE'S GOING TO BE IN SOME NIGGER MONKEY african PUBICHEAD AREA BADGERING FOR 'pvcs'. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WILL BE AT chase bank -- THE WORST COMPANY I CAN CONCEIVE OF.
"..."
"OH! OH YEAH! AND IT'S NOT JUST A NIGGER NEIGHBORHOOD -- IT'S GOING TO BE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
PROMPTER READERS -- YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO READ ENGLISH OUT LOUD FOR A LIVING? WE'RE GUNNA HAVE THEM OBSESSIVELY AND SADISTICALLY MONITOR HIS LIFE; ALMOST LIKE A REALITY TV SHOW."
"MMM. THAT'S HARSH."
"WAIT, I GOT A LOT MORE. I'M GUNNA MAKE IT SO BAD, THAT FOR AT LEAST 4 YEARS HE WILL BE LITERALLY TRAPPED; IN OTHER WORDS, HE WILL BE UNABLE TO GET THEM TO STOP. IT WILL BE OBSESSIVE, UNWAVERING, ILLEGAL, SADISTIC, TORTUROUS."
"THAT IS INDEED HARSH."
"OHH! BUT AS I SAID THIS IS NTO GOING TO BE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
HO, FOR EXAMPLE, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN NYC; NEVER GOT AN STD, NEVER DRUGS, NEVER DID STEROIDS, NEVER CREATINE -- YOU KNOW. OHYEAH, AND NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK."
".... NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK? I DON'T THINK I CAN FIND EVEN ONE. OH WAIT, THERE IS ONE. RIGHT NOW IT IS 2008. HE IS A BRIGHT PERSON WITH A PROMISING FUTURE."
"I WANT HIM."
"SAME RULES."
"FINE. BUT THIS ONE IS GOING TO GET IT AT LEAST 10X WORSE THAN Job; I WON'T KILL HIM THOUGH."
"WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO?"
"WELL, YOU SEE, THESE LOSER TELE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
IM LIKE THE MODERN-DAY JOB
I SHOULDN'T MAKE THIS COMEDIC BUT ANYWAY:
"GOD? U THERE?"
"WHAT IS IT, LUCIFER..."
"YOU REMEMBER Job A COUPLE-A MILLENIA AGO? HOW HE PROVED ME WRONG?"
"YES, WHY?"
"WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND I WANTED ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS."
"......OK"
"FIND ME YOUR MOST RIGHTEOUS PERSON. NOW, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO GOES AROUND WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE EVERYWHERE AND SOME HIPPIE WITH THE PEACE SIGN ON HIS SHIRT AND SHIT; I WANT A REAL RIGHTEOUS PERSON. SOMEONE W
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
ME? 0. 0 STD 0 CREATINE 0 DRUGS 0 ALCOHOL I SHOULD BE ORDAINED A SAINT OR SOMETHING
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
JUST DONATED MY PURE-AS-WATER BLOOD
THE GUY WHO PUT THE NEEDLE IN AND TOOK IT OUT (HERNAN WAS HIS NAME) SAID: "You don't have veins; you have tubes!" I SAID: "...Is that bad!?" "No! That's good! that's beautiful!"
MUST BE MY 1-2 MILE RUNS 5:50 AND UNDER 5 DAYS A WEEK
WHAT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL IS WHEN THEY C SOMEONE BORN AND RAISED IN NYC WHO NEVER EVEN GOT DRUNK IN HIS LIFE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
WELL THAT WAS EXTREMELY GAY
I WENT IN AT 2:40'ISH AND I COULDN'T DONATE MY PURE-AS-WATER BLOOD =T
MONDAY I GOTTA DO SHIT
TUESDAY -- MAYBE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
HPV: NEGATIVE; NEVER CONTRACTED*
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
DONATING MY N-E-V-E-R STD'ED, BLOOD 2DAY!
HSV2 (GENITAL HERPES): NEGATIVE; NEVER CONTRACTED (IT'S PERMANENT SO THE NC IS MEANINGLESS)
HPV: NEGATIVE; NEVER CONTRACTIVE
SYPHILLIS, GONORRHEA, CHLAMIDIA, ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.:
NEGATIVE NEVER CONTRACTED
DRUGS: NEVER
ALCOHOL: VIRTUALLY NEVER
ETC.
ETC.
BASICALLY MY BLOOD = WATER. NO, BRITA FILTERED WATER XD
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 YOU BEHOOVED M,E 2 REGISTER 4 ANOTHER BLOOD DONATION. I HAVE IT SCHEDULED 4 1:30 (I DOUBT I'LL BE THERE B4 3PM THOUGH; THEY NEVER GO BY THE SCHEDULE N E WAY)
U'RE GUNNA C:
HSV-2: NEGATIVE; NEVER CONTRACTED
WEED: NEGATIVE; NEVER SMOKED
STEROIDS: NEGATIVE
CREATINE: NEGATIVE
ALL DRUGS: NEGATIVE
BEER: NEGATIVE
NICOTINE: NEGATIVE; NMEVER SMOKED
BASICALLY: BLOOD IS CLEANER THAN H20
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 DUDE,
NEVER OK? N-E-V-E-R STEROIDS. YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE LIFTING WEIGHTS WHO IS JUST 'CUT' AND THEY COULD BE ON STEROIDS. I, LIKE MANY (WHO STILL DO) USED TO THINK UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER THAT YOU'RE ON STEROIDS. I'VE SEEN PPL WHO ARE JUST PLAIN 'CUT' WHO ARE ON STEROIDS AND THEY EVEN ASKED ME IF I WANTED.
I DON'T EVEN TAKE CREATINE. ALL HYDRO-WHEY OPTIMUM NUTRITION (PURE PROTEIN), ENERGY DRINK (AMINO ENERGY), CASEIN, AND UHH BCAA'S
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 WAS 'Herpes' AND I WAS LIKE (HUHHH??? CATS CAN GET HERPES??!?!?) HE SAID: "Oh no it's not the ones humans get it's a respiratory virus."
A COLD SORE (WHICH 96% OF THE POPULATION HAS, IS 'HERPES' (HSV-1), BUT IT'S NOT THE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTABLE DISEASE (WHICH HALF OF MONKEYS HAVE) THAT CAUSES NASTY SORES TO GROW ON YOUR GENITALS.
I CLARIFIED THIS DISTINCTION BETWEEN HSV-1 AND HSV-2 BC HSV-2 IS 20% THE POPULATION. N-O-T HSV-1; IT'S HSV-2. ONE OUT OF 5 1/5 HSV-2
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 THINK ABOUT IT: 20% OF THE U.S POPULATION HAS HSV-2 (GENITAL HERPES). IT IS PERMANENT. AGAIN, IT IS P-E-R-M-A-N-E-N-T, TRANSMITTABLE, INFECTIOUS, AND VERY DISGUSTING AND RECURRING. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HSV-1, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY A COLD SORE -- I'M TALKING ABOUT THE STD GENITAL HERPES. U C, HERPES IS USED A LOT. I WENT TO THE VET FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FELINE DAUGHTER'S ANNUAL SHOTS AND I ASKED THE VET WHAT THE BOOSTER SHOT ENCOMPASSES. ONE OF THE THINGS HE SAID
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 POPULATION. THIS INCLUDES WEED. WELL, ACTUALLY IF U INCLUDED WEED UNLIKE ~70% OF THE POPULATION)
NEVER DRUNK (UNLIKE ~90% OF THE POPULATION) U PROBABLY THINK IM LYING NOW. I'VE DRANK BEER B4 BUT CUMULATIVELY IT AMOUNTS TO LIKE 10 OUNCES.
WHAT AM I MISSING
O YEAH: NEVER DRUGS (UNLIKE ~10% OF THE POPULATION)
IF U KNEW WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES I WAS/AM IN, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IN THE TOP 1% OF PPL WHO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO RESORT TO ANY OF THESE. I DIDN'T/DON'T.IM2ELEET
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 ME =
NEVER STD (UNLIKE ~50% OF THE POPULATION)
NEVER STEROIDS (UNLIKE ~30% OF PPL WHO LIFT WEIGHTS ON A FREQUENT BASIS). I HAD TO TAKE LIKE 5 EYE-DROPS THOUGH AFTER I GOT LASIK VISION CORRECTION DONE.
NEVER CREATINE (UNLIKE ~50% OF PPL WHO LIFT WEIGTS ON A FREQYUENT BASIS). I TOOK LIKE 2 SCOOPS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO AND LITERALLY THREW IT OUT WHEN I FOUND OUT HOW FAKE IT WAS. I EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT IT WAS 'V-2' OR SOMETHING
NEVER SMOKED (UNLIKE ~40% OF THE
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@vargaslarry100 I'M AN ASSHOLE BC MY BLOOD IS CLEANER THAN WATER?
THEN
GUILTY AS CHARGED!
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
oh also im not overweight I weigh 240 but I exercise regularly, specifically cardio and lifting. Im a 17 year old 6 foot 4 inches tall male.
yellowcorba1 2 months ago
I came home from school and saw that the hospital near where i live was doing a blood drive. anyway my blood pressure ranges from 130/90 to 120/70. but on that specific day my blood pressure was 163/90 I think it was up cause i was a little nervous, not cause of needles but because I did not know how I would feel losing a pint of blood. Anyway when they draw my blood, it came spewing out really rapidly so much so I was done within 5 or 6 minutes. I am just wondering is it normal?
yellowcorba1 2 months ago
I NEED TO DONATE ASAP
SCSNIP3R 7 months ago 2
DOnating my eleet blood tomorrow!
Drugs: NEGATIVE, NEVER INHALED,INJECTED,SNORTED,ETC
STDs( Hepatitis C, HSV-2, HIV, HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, etc. etc. etc.): NEGATIVE AND NEVER CONTRACTED
Steroids: -- this one is very tricky bc it CAN show up POSITIVE, BUT if anything, I put like 5 drops in each eye after LASIK vision surgery so, again, if anything: .000000000001%
Alcohol: NEVER DRUNK, NEVER BUZZED, MINIMAL INTAKE
Smoking: NEVER
ETC. ETC.
ELEETNESS!!! =D
Eleetnessful 7 months ago
My body is so clean and pure (never drugs, never STD, never smoked, never steroids, etc.) that my URINE is probably cleaner than the avg person's saliva. Although it is kinda neon-y bc of all this multivitamin I take called 'Anavite' XD
=D that was good =D!
Eleetnessful 7 months ago
I gave blood yesterday at a school blood drive =] it feels good knowing that youre saving another person's life.
IiviIetalBeast 8 months ago
@TheMissCcee
Your body holds 10 - 12 pints of blood. Only one pint is removed. Even though the guidelines have been tightened, there are a lot of people who still feel the effects of a blood loss. Especially the first time they lose blood. At my high school, 50+ students donated the first time. Out of those students 8 passed out, 3 ran fevers, and 2 vomited. It all just depends on how you respond to the "sudden" blood loss. Hope you donate blood. I do it whenever I can. I'm O negative!! :D
luvwriterrz 10 months ago
@luvwriterrz are you serious? i just donate today and is my first time
i fell fine and nothing.....
darkmoonZN 8 months ago
@luvwriterrz LOL WHOEVER WAS TAKING DONATIONS AT UR SCHOOL SHOULD GET SLAPPED THEN BC THEY MAKE SURE U'RE CAPABLE OF DEALING W/ THE BLOOD LOSS (I.E BLOOD PRESSURE AND IRON LEVELS CHECK) B4 U PROCEED TO THE BLOOD EXTRACTION AREA. I NEVER HAD AN ISSUE WITH THE PLACE I GO 2 WHEN THEY INJECT THE NEEDLE; WHEREAS OTHER PLACES THE STUPID PPL DIDN'T PUT THE NEEDLE IN RIGHT SO IT TOOK LONGER AND WAS A BIT PAINFUL BUT THE CHECKS R MORE IMPORTANT
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
I'm planning to donate blood... I'm hypertensive... does that make me sort of "unwelcome" to donate blood? I'm taking aprovel though and I'm still 26... any advice?
dominicbalabat 11 months ago
@TheMissCcee Most places have set amounts on blood. You shouldnt be dizzy because you must be in a certain weight and be healthy. So you shouldnt be dizzy.
MrWthisthis100 1 year ago
i want to as soon as i turn 17....im realy nervous at the thought but i want to save lives
TheMizzAmz 1 year ago
Absolutely love it!!! Great music too. Good job! If you like broccoli, it's a really good source of iron, and multivitamins are too. All I have to do is eat extra broccoli and remember my vitamins for two days and I'm all set! I used to have trouble with my iron not being high enough half the time, but that was back when I first started donating, and since broccoliing it up I've never had a problem. My veins though, now that's another story! (big and deep, they sometimes don't like to be
starfishgurl1984 1 year ago
I'm 17 and I'm going to (try) to give tomorrow. I'm betting my iron will be too low but I'm gonna try!! And god help me, I'm so scared!!
andipoetic 1 year ago
I just gave blood last saturday at LifeSource Chicagoland's Blood Center.
stitch950 2 years ago
u had to donate as a part of your school project?
railsur 3 years ago
we decided this would be a good way to show the other students the importance of donating blood, it was not required-we chose to donate,
haileys1 3 years ago
but..i have a quest..it doesn't hurt when the blood is taken?how long you must sit there?and what if you have anemia or smt and you don't know...?
ally1900 3 years ago
The needle pinches, the blood coming out you can't feel, they test for anemia there and if you are amenic you can't donate that day, but can try again at a later date and after the collection they test it for everything under the sun :)
haileys1 3 years ago
i'm 16 and i just gave blood for the first time about 3 weeks ago. the blood mobile came to my school and we had a huge drive. over 300 kids donated at my school. it was amazing, and everybody should give blood whenever they have the chance. just remember. a few minutes of your day can save someone's life =]
A7Xskaternick 3 years ago
wonderful video. .
mo28mabini 4 years ago