Demetri Martin finds Clearification

[jlebuster]

im wearing a person shirt because of this man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[hang1iderswing]

I like that they game they are playing is existence.

[hughyb29]

hahaha the game they're playing is "existence"

[nvermeer1]

i was winning at life.... before Charlie Sheen.

[Johnson28Brother]

"These are my slippers"....

[wallieburger]

I.F.A.P lol.

[xoxAnnaVidsxox]

i love demetri <3

[iShavargo]

i nstitute

F or

a dvance

p ersonal.

[Sunnysun033]

After years of watching both Demetri and The Office, I now realize how similar Demetri's voice is to John Krasinski's (Jim).

[sallyfishkin]

liquidate liquids. you know what i'm talking about, beverages!

[poop634]

Demetri isn't always funny. He can be funny at times.

I'm funny.

[sTRstRUK]

whats the song at the end!

[mozartfx1]

Moves waaaay too slow. Boring. I don't get it. THAT'S the pay off? 5 min. for that? Who is paying for this guy to do this? It's like, I don't know, predictable humor. Easy. Lazy. But hey, it's the first one I watched so, I'll watch more and report back. Mozart out.

[sleazebee]

@mozartfx1 "important things with demitri martin" is amazing. this is not that great, i agree. if you have netflix, watch important things...some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. btw it was salieri...salieri

[magpieking]

Please come to my channel and watch my first stand up video.

I'm a big fan of Demtri Martin

[immeganXX]

I LOVE Demetri. (L)

[ddd1234ify]

I love how the people just leave when he falls. You'd think they'd atleast check the suddenly unconscious man.

[PAO13071]

i was winning at life LOL now we know where charlie sheen stole that from :P

[ptwnstargazer]

I don't understnd. Probablyu cause I'm drunkkk

[igg73]

why cant you say "hole" in "asshole"

why cant you say "asshole"

i saw the video of JFKs head exploding on tv at 6 pm.

u can watch that but if a woman shows her nipple u gota blur it.

fuck the world

[Squizle420]

i wish someone would put up the episodes from the show

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Why do I always have the feeling that he would be perfect doing a film with Wes Anderson? That would be so awesome.

[rotflaao]

Demetri was winning at life before Charlie Sheen was winning.

[garygrant12345]

Michael Scott...

[raefan180]

hahaha he faints and all of his friends leave, that's pretty sad...

[RAZORPREADATOR]

Based on a true story.

[TacoVids]

Institute

For

Advanced

Persona

IFAP

[100PersentSmart]

I came.

[coziestjuffowup]

i wana grow up to be like demetri martin :D

[bloucou]

From 4:02 on is really interesting.

[fuzzypanda36]

80 people with a rare condition missed the like button lulz herp derp111!!!11one1!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE huyurrr derp !!11!!!

[cito117]

San Francisco!

[fr0zenhound]

I would tottaly be his wing man. "try to date demetri first... try me later though. ;3"

[ticklemepink3120]

When this came out, Windows was introducing their new OS. The entire Clearification site was to advertise Vista. Good marketing in my opinion. ;]

[bryantaa]

0:57 - 1:01 Epic.

[0IMrPocketsI0]

i find it funny that at 3:50 he lost the game of "existence"

he failed at existing

[woogie7856]

Wes Anderson and Demetri Martin should make a movie together

[youngupsessor13]

i want a human-sized hamster wheel!

[sumarow]

hehe his nose.

[rmsoccerchick]

Eighty rednecks missed the like button.

[MultiInuyasha1]

3:57

[SanjayKoop]

I saw demetri in Toronto last Thursday he was great

[rmsoccerchick]

@SanjayKoop Lucky! He never visits anywhere close to here!

[AnnabelLee129647]

haha demetri's fricking awesome...ladies xD but really omg he would be cute if he wasn't 30 something -.-

[tyuiop95]

@AnnabelLee129647 He's cute anyways >:l

[rmsoccerchick]

@AnnabelLee129647 I think he's cute despite that.

[Ashmann]

I like how the game they were playing was called "existence"

[Enright9591]

I love how "I was winning at life" is followed by Demetri spilling coffee all over himself.

[okolao]

He is abit like someone outta a wes anderson movie

[DeathSlayer2]

@okolao

Very much yes.

[UserName222222]

"And you, stay out of this!"

[ITMVideos]

lawl He's hot. :D

[ciaraara1985]

if only there were guys like Demetri in the real world... i love him!

[derekgreg251]

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Demetri Martin finds Clearification

[FGUCKING]

fuck demetri martin i just saw one of his commercials and he copies a joke from fucking bob saget. sticking a sticker over the flashing '12:00' on your vcr to "fix" the problem. yeah, bob saget did that.

[jsrutube]

Dimitri is so "Rushmore", but he's still hilarious. Dig this guy.

[simonjeste]

@jsrutube it's "Rushmore" (really, any Wes Anderson) meets Jerry Ma-fucking-guire. Episode 2 and 3 gets kinda 70s sci-fi vibe going on.

[usvega]

His stand up is funny but his show Important Things is fucking stupid most of the time

[themachine43]

this guy is my role model.

[narutoguy303]

Demetri is awesome...ladies.

[giggilamour]

Hahahahaha ladies!

[NixSupremeTV]

2:35-2:47 is stupid funny n ima try it

[undeadduffman]

i like how he died when he lost the bored game existence

[amaraelit95]

This guy is hilarious :D

[neolookmiu]

HAHAH, I seriously love this guy. He is funny!

[TheSweetchick20]

this is freaking hilarious, i love this guy most of the time

[currentlyno]

hahaahahah those two commenters below arguing earned douche of the day in my book, well i guess doucheS but same difference

[FNG9232]

@currentlyno IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS

[kantana1022]

this my friend is creative :( and hes telling a story u dont have to like his story

[kendrikMN]

funnier than you u ugly fuck

[rejectedwolf]

lol; 3:59, the people just up and left.

[xxAnastasia17xx]

Demetri Martin is the best lol

[cocomyr]

hahahahah

[xoxorita]

oh how i love him..

[giggilamour]

The INSTITUTE is the LOONEYBIN! LOL!

[thomthum2000]

I think I suffer from HAND TOSS. This condition seems to be prevalent in college campuses.

[MiniLink321]

I love Demetri a lot, but to be honest, I don't find this all too funny. I do, however, love it for existing.

Demetri's way of thinking is just really interesting to me, and something like this is a good window into that. This and "If I" are my favorite things by him, even though they aren't nearly as funny as his stand-up or Important Things.

[brynntaylorleslie]

This was a series made in 07 to promote windows vista, it ultimately led up to his show 'person' on comedy central and the release of vista. It was meant to be beautuful and innovitive to show how cool vista would be, as well as promoting demetri's comedy

[stompy1208]

my god you're gay

[bikepunk84]

Kind of like a failed Wes Anderson movie.

[jbrose55]

Is that Seth Galifianakis with the mustache?

[cincytim27]

demitri is the cooler version of jason schwartzman

[pricelessposition]

and ever.

[calator]

demetri forever.

[ninjazrk00l]

your gay hes an incredible comedian and he is funny

[e0307a]

you only think that because hes a comic for the intelligent, go watch dane cook if you want an act. demetri martin is an honest comic

[fjlj480]

Word order is important. Get your ass in the car. But if you change the words around it says Get the car in your ass.

Clearly a man of intellect, I see your point.

[e0307a]

did you go to yale? or NYU for law school?

[Twilty]

What does honest comic even mean?

[e0307a]

he doesnt sell out or change his act image so his CD can sell 100,00 copies at HMV.

[Braydawg69]

Ok every one! this guy ovbviously dosen't like demitri martin, and he feels like he needs to bitch about it on this video. looks like we can't watch Demitri anymore. Fuck you fijlj480

[calmphsyco]

if thats his house.... im totally marrying him now

[Pillowmat]

those boxing gloves are pimp.

[kmryan182]

Wow, I had no idea that this show or whatever this is, existed! :)

[iforgot120]

It's actually a Windows Vista sponsored short. Throughout the episodes you'll see people using MS products (like PowerPoint in this one).

[michellepg13]

:o I love Demetri :] When my friend and I were young, we would go to some of his shows like every year, and he noticed us and we would hang out, it would be me, her, her brother, her dad, and Demetri, I swear, that's when he wasn't very big though.

[enjoi515]

Get down from that tree

U Get up here its comfortable

U know wat ur face is comfortable therefore u have a comfy face.... cheesus

[destructivefury]

Yeah, from what Demetri said himself during the end of his comedy special in seattle, Important things starts around Spring 2010. Can't wait :D

[skateboard4marijuana]

did his show get cancelled?

[Forrester]

No, the second season is coming sometime 2010... according to wikipedia....

I think he ran out of material and he's either slow at writing, very picky, or busy with other things.

[skateboard4marijuana]

GOOD! because ive been hearing a lot of rumors

[igotalottastuff]

Nope. The season just ended. Second season starts somewhere during the first quarter of 2010.

[michellepg13]

Those are my slippers..

[zane7919]

this is AWESOME (person)

[zeel2314]

i remember watching this like 3 years ago

[rednepa]

'Those are my slippers.'

xD I love Demetri Martin!

[balletbeautyheart114]

i love demetri martin!!!

[Afganha]

sup with the guy at 5:06, he just toss the ball all random.

Btw, Demetri is such a smart and funny person, rlly.

[officercivilian]

haha 2:55 - 4:00 reminded me of his "I feel like all board games could have the same name - which one of my friends is a competitive asshole? Tonight we played 'steve.' joke.... but that prbly was intentional

[serendipitysoul]

5:02 :)

[SciFiClide]

i like at 4:00 noone cares

[deadlyhoboz]

that car stoped short...

[melbedford]

It's great that he played his own music and "did his own stunts" but what I want to know is if Demetri EDITED IT. Because that was fucking WELL EDITED. Whooh! That's right, I'm excited about editing... wow I'm sad.

Also, I like how every time a glass/cup fell over, no liquids came out.

[Sardonac]

I'm excited about you being excited about editing. More sad?

[ItsCassy365]

LQTM

(laugh quietly to myself)

[Yimmit01]

That's more honest.

[archangel1214]

notice the game is called "existence" not "life"

[Yimmit01]

What does it mean?

[HaineOtomiyaHime]

You mean the "Moonwalk"?

Ah try to find out about it on Youtube, there will be some video that will explain it to you.

[poetry42]

That was MJ's glide not the moonwalk.

[dannyboi9891]

same shit different bucket

[killlerzombie222]

wow he just died. micheal jackson i meen

[Audioplay3000]

This is so awesome and it tells Demetri's life story...partially. This friggin Rocks

[LivienRochelle]

How does it tell his "life story"?

[splizs]

what's that dance that he did called?

it's like at 1:09, where he slides with his slippers.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT????

[YouTookMyLife]

Demetri's show needs to be back on Comedy Central!!

[mariexox15]

OMG I KNOW!!

[FairyTaleFan]

Just heard there's gonna be a season 2. He's still on tour I think so they may work on it when he's done. However, his next performance isn't till July so they may either be working on it now or he's taking a breather.

[lesleybigby]

gosh

i love demetri martin

he's so fuckin hawt

x]

[krzysiuwrestler]

he cracks me up

[BeauJames59]

I'd stay for the rest of the video, but @ 4:39 I realized I have NEVER been dressed in all white and that's something I just need to do, and have it photographed. Ya, there was the Mexco shot circa 2001, white shirt, ivory linen pants, but not all white.............later

[chickenyogurt]

rofl

the game was called "Existence"

[mnkpepper]

the "come on!" is so gob.

[shalli01]

I feel compelled to write a song that lets the whole world know how debilitating HANDTOSS is...

Whether you have it or not, we are all sufferers.

[Justanothertrap]

i love the jonas brothers

[bthetomato]

screw u

[CadetHedo]

lol.

[CodenameBFG]

whats sad is there are plenty of people like that.

[polishpunk911]

lol 5:01

[Breakerfall12]

hes greek you fucking douche, dont judge just by his nose

[JonMW2]

I can't figure out what's going on with his tie at 1:09.

[FlightOfTheHunniebee]

He got coffee all over it.

[Afganha]

I loved it!

[DownOnMyLuck]

I have a very high brow and sophisticated sense of humor, and this clearly was not low brow or slapstick, so why did I find this so terrible?

[pearpearpearpear]

Because you quite clearly suffer from "HAND TOSS". Douche bag.

[DownOnMyLuck]

If HAND TOSS were funny, that would be brilliant.

But this isn't. It's not sophisticated or clever, it's just tedious.

[lydellb]

Probably that stick up your butt...

[DownOnMyLuck]

Or maybe it's that both halves of my brain are attached to one another.

This blows. It's cult humor for retards.

[lydellb]

Haha I think you're giving yourself a bit too much credit. Maybe Carlos Mencia is more your thing.

[DownOnMyLuck]

No, not at all. Carlos Mencia has terrible delivery. Look at the joke he stole from Ari Fletcher. It's much funnier when Ari tells it.

No, I've come to the natural conclusion that Demetri Martin is high brow comedy for the stupid.

[lydellb]

Then what would be more your thing?

[DownOnMyLuck]

I've changed my mind again. While I still think this is just awful, Demetri's standup is hilarious and very clever.

There is something that is really boring about Clearification. It's sort of like a Sipmsons Episode: a few chuckles and no real punch lines.

[bVanceRefridgeration]

no, your are just a giant pile of douche

[DownOnMyLuck]

I can tell from your fucked up sentence that I am smarter than you, so I'm obviously correct.

[Smaruku]

That's actually a logical fallacy.

[DownOnMyLuck]

what is?

[vblhe]

Yeah, and we all know what a spectacular failure the simpsons have been.

[Shortpaulio]

Gotta agree, not sure if it made me wanna cry or throw up...

[DownOnMyLuck]

Why not both?

[ihy]

I love his standup comedy... his show is OK, above average, but it doesn't reach the brilliance of these videos and his standup. Guess it's hard to churn out perfect 10s every week.

[thatmyfriend]

4:23 was san francisco, i relly liked that place