Robot Jox Part 8 of 8

[countjulian]

And dude serious Russian dicksaw FTW

[countjulian]

Dude, seriously, the message is that the USSR and the USA can both live together. Seriously, pretty simple. 

[MrSmileys09]

Make part 8 y

Moblie

[ZESBERS]

ahahahahaha, fuck off, i like this movie!

[jeremylemings]

what came out first, this or mobile fighter G gundam? they have the same concept.

[WildBuck007]

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker? Anyone?? XD

[Bobofet241]

It took us more years than I could count to hunt for this Movie.We own a VHS of it but no matter the search you cannot find it on DVD.

[Hallinilla9]

@Bobofet241 It's quite easy to find on dvd now.

[alifelesscritic]

loved it as a kid & wow it still WORKS! (ps. fuck michael bay!!)

[champcar31]

wow enough cheese to make a pizza, but when I was a kid I thought it was the coolest thing in the world.

[Yujifanik]

5:18 to 5:40!!!

Holy shit! ALexander got out of the cockpit landed safely & attack Achilles hand-to-hand in little over 20 seconds!?!?

[FureyinHD]

awesome! I thought the effects were photo realistic when I was 8:D

Thanks for uploading (with authentic vhs quality!)

the space bit makes allot more sense to an 8 year old. Its cool, no more justification needed!

[JonasPolsky]

"We're sorry, Rocket Fist has been disabled, have a wonderful day."

[MrPorkchop1980]

was my favorite movie as a kid Thanks for the upload sat and watched the whole thing with my son he thinks its the coolest movie ever

[80rockforever]

@MrPorkchop1980 i had my nephew watch this with me yesterday,,he's hooked on giant robots now....time for robo warriors me thinks :)

[jfrost2114]

penis saw lol

[Hallinilla9]

Does anybody understand the ending? What was solved? They just decided to be buddies?

[enigmayshi]

@Hallinilla9 Achilles convinced Alexander that a match doesn't have to end with the death of a Jox.

[sifudancrawford]

@Hallinilla9 Obviously you've never been in a knock down drag out fight with a fellow warrior before

[MrPiccolop]

Looks like Buzz lightyear!! Uncanny!

[MrJPWR]

Evangelion ring a bell Fox?

[Hallinilla9]

Cockpick temperature 400 degrees? So why didn't Achilles melt or something?

[ritchiebarber]

Thanks for upload. Never knew about this one, i dont understand the whole go into space thing but otherwise i enjoyed it.

[OmegaRedAlpha]

so thats where the incredibles got how to defeat the giant robot...bleh...this one is better

[FREEDOMPRODUCTIONS11]

In the end, no matter the high-tech robots ... it all comes down to the classic kick butt with a stick and fists ...

[MasterJediDude]

What was the whole point of going into space?

[Firedfugu]

Teabag Chainsaw?

[xpalata]

2:03 Kurva:-D

[Number1Techguru]

You've got to love the robot dick saw

[bigwhitehound]

No they don't have to fight again. The reff said that Alexander lost when he disobeyed the reff and keep attacking the girl after she was unconscious.

[HypoDroid]

But...Wait...if it's another draw don't they have to go again?

[benjaminthefourth]

I remember this film. It was a neat concept, but poorly written. It's still fun to watch.Thanks for posting.

[Luciferdesrea]

He's got a chain saw penis!!!

[Veiados]

"Cockpit temprature...400 degrees" Anyone else hear this and think, wtf?

[tkawaii]

@Veiados I'd assume it'd be more then 400 reentering atmosphere like that

[Veiados]

@tkawaii Yeah but not IN the cockpit. lol. With nothing more than a crappy helmet (Seriously the girl was actually bleeding) and a white and red moto chestplate, I'd assume Ol'boy would be a piece of toast by the time he landed.

Either way, movies in the 80's. Epic. ^_^

[wikikomoto]

so..... they went into space... why?

[supremeoveralskaters]

@wikikomoto lol XD

[di8torted]

2.23 omg erection!!!!!

[JASONZx6R]

is it just me or did anyone else laugh when alexander tried to kill achillies with his chainsaw cock...lol. i was waiting for him to say "RIBBED FOR YOUR DEATH ACHILLIES BHAHAHAHAHAHA.."

[mylions95]

Solid movie. I really think it has a great core element to it. The fight between Achilles and Alexander, at the end, reminds of The Black Knight vs. King Arthur, in Monty Python. Really could be a great remake.

[skumar8]

i can remember being like five years old and always catching the end of this movie on the sci-fi channel. as soon as they pound each other and the credit music starts i had such a vivid memory. this movie is... well it's a movie that i saw when i was 5.

[tanguman2]

Holy Phallic Symbol Batman

[buddywilson74]

Did anyone else notice the Chainsaw penis at 2:30?!?!?!

[mikeoxlong11]

BEST ENDING IN FILM PERIOD

[mizflame98]

Did I hear Achillies' engines sputter? 2:19

[rence501]

I remember this film back in the 80's

[rence501]

How I wish Michael Bay will direct a new ROBOT JOX and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, because i know if jerry will be the producer 100% sure there will be a lot of amazing effects on it.

[Vikashar]

Anyone else take note of the fact that the main character's name is Achilles, and his mech is disabled with a shoot to the foot/heel?

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

lol 4:20 the incredibles pay homage to this

[SwindleMonkey]

Its a 20 year-old B movie, but its still better than the Michael Bay Transformers movies

[Hallinilla9]

Achilles must have run a long way considering how long it takes Alexander to get to him.

[DinoVice]

MAN I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH... I GREW UP WATCHING THIS AS ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITES.. BUT THIS ONE IS WAY BETTER THEN ROBOT WARS... ROBOT WARS IS COOL TOO.. BUT ITS NO ROBOTJOX..

[DinoVice]

DUDE THATS EPIC.. ROBOTS FUCKING FACES.. ROBOTS BEING FISTED TO DEATH BY THERE OWN HANDS.. WHAT NEXT.. HAND TO HAND COMBAT?

[45applewood]

who would have thought the coolest fight was outside of the mechs

[Hallinilla9]

Achilles is supposed to be the champion? He makes one bad decision after another, in both fights.

[Simwillb]

@dragondisaster I explained my reasons for not liking CGI, it doesn't look real. =D

[movienaut]

@Simwillb I am with you, bro. CGI is so overused in movies. Everytime someone wants to make an epic movie (Clashofthetitans, Transformers, Star Wars) CGI must be use just to avoud spending money on mask, animatronics and moviesets. I hate Dobby from HP and the last Medusa. Even Gollum isnt well done, because they all move so unnatural.

The only CGI character that I like is Draco and Kong, for their realistic and sentimental faces.

[killjoy31383]

5:10 TIGERRRRRRR UPPERCUTTTTTTTTT

[GGoLre]

@killjoy31383 Ha ha! I watched that scene over, and over, after I read that. Much better than the ubiquitous "Falcon punch" everyone else says. Nice work!

[MrStillmans]

It's hard to root for anyone because all of them are worthless scum cheaters.

[cristianruiz1972]

Los Zords de Los Power Rangers de la primera temporada vencerían a estos robots facilmente y a sus pilotos, pero no tendrían este final tan emotivo.

[ElPatrioto]

Oscar moment at 5:26

[Simwillb]

@SuperUberChimp Because CGI looks too cartooney, compare 'Alien' to 'Alien: resurrection' they went from nail-biting horror to ACTION flick full of one liners. 'Starship Troopers' is another good example, 'Snakes on a Plane' compared to 'Raiders of the Lost Arch' Glass window but real snakes = real peril.

[RWW1980]

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels!

[JadeSimonetto]

fukin fags. alexander shoulda iced his hippie ass.robot cox

[vivalaminion]

notice that The Incredibles took that scene with the fist, which animator watched this movie and thought "wouldnt it be cool if the robot's claw deals the finishing blow"

[SzymSlay]

I like the goog old movies with their special effects a lot better than CGI...In CGI you always see the difference but here even if some scenes look stiff....tham these Rolny SOME in comparison with ALL in CGI :) +this movie brings back good memories :)

[dave00dance]

this brought back some memories epic mech battle i didnt even know they made another movie ill be on the lookout for that one cheers for the post

[SuperUberChimp]

I think the old special effects look better than CGI sometimes they sorta look more realistic at times.

[mewtwo1gb]

8:00 and on had some really good scenes, very ageless.

[NAUIDiverJayOX]

I kept expecting the "white" guy to grow a vagina and get fucked by the "black" guy.

[Simwillb]

"Im gonna get in this robot and kick your ass" - 'trip' - FLYAWAY! Apart from cheese factor, the robots were stop motioned really well. yes he put his big crotch saw into the 'cockpit' of the other robot. I demand a cheap CGI 2011 remake, just because it will show how well made this movie is. CGI HAS RUINED THE ABILITY TO MAKE A DECENT FILM!

[FlyingSnake110]

@Simwillb I can't agree with You more!

[dragondisaster]

@Simwillb Why are you blaming CGI? This movie was clearly made to cash in on special effects because it has such bad acting and plot. That's the same as special effects laden movies today

[rbagsofsuck]

some one please make 3:40 into a .gif!

[spedmental]

gary graham rocks in this movie.it s from the same director as re-animator.

[GeoVII]

Wow... I never noticed the saw penis before... wow...

And what was the point of the space battle again?

[Bajzito]

I first saw Robot Jox about 10 years ago when i was a kid and it was a nice film. Hope for a reamke of this one :)

[Pseudologic]

1:25 This robot transforms into a differently abled person!

[chris371]

Alexanders screaming at the fight is worthy of Arnold

[artfan101]

so what was the point of going into space?

[Mattessj]

@artfan101 he was about to be pounded into the ground...

[chizokage]

if they made a remake of this flick I think I would come in my pants...

[shebop1978]

OMG! It has a buzz saw penis!!!!!!!

[MrGeschmacklos]

a useless escape try and than his robot is ownt by the opponents penis.. that sucks .. xD

[logonq]

Lol RGB cables on their hands :)

[cazaimex]

Man this movie was the SHIT 20 years ago when I was 10 years old.

[JaCari08]

LMAO...he was about to throw a rock at him

[FolstrimHori]

Holy Shit, that guy pulled off a rocket punch by hot wiring the arm.

[o0Jeep0o]

this was so much more awesome when i was 10

[electomagneticboom]

nostalgia

[louiev2000]

Love it! Started laughing when a chainsaw came out Alexander's robot crotch but this was made in the 80's and it's still awesome to watch after all this years. 80's rules.

[ancioba01]

5:10 I wonder if the Pixar guys so this bit and thought it would be a good ending for The Increadibles too?

[oblivexx]

I remeber this film. best film i think involving giant robots. I admit it was better than the power rangers crap.

Remake, Reamake, REMAKE!!!

[CELT1CPRED]

@oblivexx

Comparing Power Rangers to Robot Jox is silly in every single way.  Apples to oranges. Different audience, everything.

[peachmelba53]

@oblivexx yes, a remake with more money better graphics and let Joe Haldemen write the script by himself.

[bluntman65]

CRASH AND BURN!

[Koopaboy]

5:20 fucking love that explosion

[MajorDiarriah]

Who knew filling the giant evil robot to the brim with napalm wouldn't make it more evil, but more flammable.

[s60evolve]

So awesome. Tex shoulda stole the robot though.

[Pheonixfromtheshale]

I actually felt braincells dying from watching this pile of gash!

Awful film....truly Brilliantly awful! loved it!!

[funkymonkey30]

Good laff. Chainsaw cock. World peace. Pure cheese. Thanks for the upload.

[BananaSandwich3000]

Kind of an interesting ending for an 80's-ish movie, usually they kill the bad guy then say some gay line like "Keep an eye out for ya Stingray" "...Yah...see yah!" lol

[underthenorthernstar]

this shits badass

[apex2000]

chain saw..... chain saw.... from its crotch... do i even need to say anything? they new exactly what they was doin when they put that in ther

[gbCerberus37]

5:25 how did he suddenly get 300 yards away? And how did they land almost exactly where the other guy's mech's arm was chopped off?

[gbCerberus37]

1:21

...

All I can think of is watching a dog drag its ass across the living room...

[ghostfase]

what aboring ending

[Capng123]

03:40

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!!

[vandeyla]

oh and 2:26 the chainsaw penis....wow! How phallic!

[vandeyla]

1:02 transform and roll out!

[MattST3]

2:00 Alexender says "Kurva" this is czech word. Kurva is "Bitch" LOL:o)))))

[mrfazer2009]

@MattST3 Kurwa its also Polish word to :) Im from Poland and i love this old video,make me renember old times movies :) Kurwa its like ''Bitch'' and ''Fuck'' but more like Fuck in english ;)

[9thdegreetenor]

5:30 and on is so cheezy! Like he had all that time to figure out those wires and blow his enemy up. Stuff like dis is hilarious to watch. Ahhh late 80s early 90s stuff.

[FilBack]

Hadn't seen this in quite a few years! Really cool movie! Aged very nicely IMO. Thanks for the upload.

[fearguis]

If the Israelis and Palestine had two charismatic leaders such as this, a lot could be accomplished.... overnight.

[disenchantedgrl]

So the lesson of this story is that we can easily solve disputes by just quitting?

[thestrongbad]

The ending reminded me of Talladega Nights...

[Lthaakon]

I luv the chainsaw part :D

[shadyjohnson1]

Why did he fly into space again?

[Naxwell]

1:01 made me realize something. Matsumoto used origami to label the control panel. Plus there was a lot of origami elsewhere, like the paper swan and the paper sun on the handheld thing. That is a great little detail.

Also, that ending was RAD.

[ToeKnee818]

wow, makes me wish for an updated mech movie...

[DBoy02]

Those two robots would fit right in with a Battletech/Mechwarrior setting.

[l30volk]

This is one of those movie endings were instead of saying "THE END", or "FIN", it would say "DONE!"

[gbCerberus37]

l30volk that is hilarious

[fadedfunktions]

9:00 thats where my damn TV RCA cables went!!

[HeartStrong4ever]

One of Extremely few successful robot fighting movies.

[VVIGGL3S]

did anyone else catch the fact that the black bot's saw was elongated and came out of his crotch... and he put it in the other dude's face... oh that's terrible.

[80rockforever]

so what ya sayin is...that black robot face fucked the white robot in the face with his shlongsaw?

[curacaovexxor]

yes...I'm pretty sure thats the meaning of it... crotchsaw... the only thing scarier then an STD.

[Schregger]

@80rockforever I thinks its more along the lines of the ultimate T-bagging...

[abSOULuteD]

@80rockforever he teabagged him before teabaggin existed in the english language haha

[Kooshmeister3]

@80rockforever A ***Russian*** schlongsaw! In Soviet Russia, robot fucks YOU!

[80rockforever]

@Kooshmeister3 In Soviet Russia, chuck norris will still kick your ass

[TruenoandLevin86]

@Kooshmeister3 I think he's german.

[Kooshmeister3]

@TruenoandLevin86 The actor is. But the character and the government he represents are clearly modeled on Soviets. Soviet East Germany maybe?

[DinoVice]

@Kooshmeister3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA

[Vikashar]

@80rockforever

Get fucked your worthless pile of gutter trash

[zetaconvoy]

Wow. Just... Wow.

[CaptainSeato]

@VVIGGL3S Lethal chainsaw teabagging is lethal.

[RWW1980]

@VVIGGL3S Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.

[DinoVice]

@VVIGGL3S HAHAHA DUDE YEAH I CAUGHT THAT ONE A LONG LONG TIME AGO..

[emp0rizzle]

i loved this movie when I was a kid....

[MrTimboz]

and i watched the whole damn thing. again, my lord i need a life

[bigdave8127]

The real problem is when people think a "B" science fiction movie is supposed to make since.

[Tiggermiao]

how on earth a punch result to massive explosion of the black robot?

plus how on earth dude outrun a 4 legged robot?

bloody doesnt make sense.

[s2MaGiK]

Ya im a robot...that can fly into space....can turn into a tank by sitting down...and has an entire body that somehow morphs into completely useless weapons...Oh how i missed this movie

[TheLastCobalt]

Still havent seen Transformers i see :(

[Zakuboxcarrier]

what an ending lol

[dabear1986]

that brings new meaning to super punch out

TKO

[roadcommander132]

Thanks 80rockforever!!

Brings back great memories!

[kanyehater99]

5:16 Super pimp hand.

[mishuvishchuvu]

whats what you call a shitty ending.

[TitenSxull]

strange that the Confederation rigged their robot to explode upon the impact of its own giant flying hand (while other weapons didn't make it explode)

[bloodrunsclear]

You know, the four legged robot is pretty darn cool ^^

[Valetudo21]

wow one stupid fist thing blew up the entire robot? lame

[80rockforever]

wtf dont you get..its an old 80s cheese movie...u know what cheese is right?

[sukebestudios]

@Valetudo21 wow wanting reality in a movie about giant fighting robots?

lame

[MyFoodsRtouching]

0:01 - Computer: "Cockpit temperature 400 degrees." "COOKIES!"

1:02 - activating Origami button

1:20 - "HOVER'ROUND!"

1:36 - Alexander reminds me of Bubbleman from MegaMan 2 right here.

2:26 - T-bag of DEATH. In yo FACE!

3:40 "Oh god. My diarrhea's back!"

Alexander sounds like Lucille Ball giving birth when he fights.

[kanyehater99]

You should make an iRiff for this movie.

[repzard99]

i always loved this movie, in fact I never knew the name for the longest time, until last year when i finally watched it again, (first time since I was four)---I love the hand lying on the ground while the robot is blowing up, like it doesn't have smoke trailing off or anything, lol Great movie though

[ArmAFan]

At 2:02 homicidal Russian-German-Irish, says kurva so it makes him Russian-German-Irish-Czech lol :D

[Paxtin]

3:41

"Woop woo woo woo woo, woop nah aaah ah..."

8:08 "We can both live!"

"Lets run away together! We could get a house, just you and me!"

Sooo...The homicidal Russian-Irish-Germen just decides to abandon his evil ways, they both do a thumbs up fist bump, and then the movie ends...

I was honestly expecting a little more closure, even from a movie like this. That actually kinda left me feeling a bit...empty.

Still though, neat movie. Made for a fun watch.

[ScoobWRX04]

they shoudl remake this

[pgtlaser]

I'm not quite sure what the point was of flying all the way into space just to fly back to the same spot again.

[vfIskullangel]

Greatest ending ever!

[stormcrowthegrim]

lol robot penis chainsaw

[vvti713]

chainsaw dick!! 2:30

[catseye10000]

the only thing interesting about this movie was the mech's, I didn't know they came up with that stuff back then. lots of original features in them, I haven't seen mech's with most of those features today, including the robot with a saw for a penis lol

[linksword01]

ROCKET PUUUUNNNNNCCCHHHHHH!

I had to say it lol

[emperor1337]

Hell yeah Sentinel

[kickercvrcomp]

How did the guy in the yellow get out

before the robot blew up??? Good

movie!!

[AlgusUnderdunk]

I think he was blown OUT of the robot, hence why the side of his face was all charred.

[ERobles28]

best ending ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danmer2008]

nice old movie with nice ending. tnk, man

[forsakenprogeny]

Of course, the giant robot has a saw for a penis, how did I not see that coming???