I'm afraid/phobic/squeamish about blood, needles, hospital shows, clowns, and penises.... i'd say spiders, but that's hardly a secret when i run screaming the other way. which, last time, happened to be the middle of a busy street.
i hate the sound of kissing...
I believe in faeries.
and ghosts.
I feel more comfortable around homosexual people than I do straight people.
I don't know what my sexuality is (some brand of queer but I have no idea)
you make my day, every day i watch some of you videos repeatedly because you make me laugh and you have nice man tits i want to touch them... just sayin
Earlier i was at home having a "moment" in the CR. There I was happily taking a crap and brushing my teeth at the same time when my boyfriend walked in and shrieked "thats disgusting". I looked at him and frowned. I said "what, bitch!! You suck my cock after I have just been in your ass so what are you talking about". Sometimes I forget that relationships suck! At least as a gay couple we can't marry and I won't have to pay the bitch alimoney or child support if it doesnt work out!
That last secret I loved so much! I love to see other epople who's positivity reflects my own. Thank you for being a lovely, beautiful, happy human being, and inspiring other to be the same way!
• Abused [male] adolescents, particularly those victimized by males, were up to 7 times more likely to self-identify as gay or bisexual than peers who had not been abused. W.C. Holmes and G.B. Slap, "Sexual Abuse of Boys," JAMA, Dec. 2, 1998, p. 1859.
i like ketchup with everything also, textaholic, hate chocolate, tech geek, extremly talented in everything...well quick learner , too big butts and boobs are too much, addiction with piercings, can be annoying at times, obsession with pandas and Michelle Rodriguez<3 if i were straight i will still pick michelle rodriguez, believes in aliens supernatural things and such things like that, . those are my secrets...and such ^-^
While CDC estimates that MSM (queers)account for just 4% of the US male population aged 13 and older, the rate of new HIV diagnoses among MSM in the US is more than 44 times that of other men and more than 40 times that of women. CDC 2008;57(39):1073-76
Life expectancy for a 20 year old gay or bisexual man is 8 to 20 years less than all men. The authors estimate that " nearly half of gay and bisexual men currently age 20 years will not reach their 65th birthday." Source: Hogg. RS., Strathdee, SA., Craib, KJP., O'Shaughnessy, MV., Montainer, JSG., Schechter, MT., " Modeling the impact of HIV Disease on Mortality in Gay and Bisexual Men," International Journal of Epidemiology, Vol. 26, No. 3, 1997, pp. 657-61.
Last night I had to call the cops to baker act a kid who was going to kill himself at 1am. While talking to the cops I burst out laughing for 5 straight minutes.
We have the inappropriate laughing in common. (Reference to Barenaked Ladies perhaps...?)
Alcohol IS gross. >.<
And yay! Conspiracy theories! I've once spent my entire winter break researching them. xD
You being so happy makes me so very happy just after being dumped by my girlfriend! Thank you! :D
seeing old, happy gay couples makes me laugh like a little school girl and I can't help but think 'they're so cute! I hope to have that when i get older!'
hearing the words 'I'm straight', 'I'm bi-curious', 'I'm bi, but leaning more towards woman' are all instant turn-offs and I wouldn't date you even if you took it back.
you can judge my shoes, you can judge my hair, but if you judge my underwear... IT'S ON BETCH!
Using phallometric tests to calculate the proportion of pedophiles among various groups of sex offenders & taking into consideration reported mean numbers of victims per offender group, the ratio of homosexual to heterosexual pedophiles was calculated to be 11:1. This suggests the proportion of pedophiles among homosexual persons is 11 times greater than that in persons who develop heterosexually. Freund K, Watson Dept of Sexology, Institute of Psychiatry, Toronto,Ont.
I'm a girl, but I think gay guys are hot. ;3 I like cats more than dogs. (sorry...) I don't like ketchup... except of frenchfries. I don't eat frenchfries, cuz I'm on a diet. I watch your videos like a drug, you make me smile constantly. I'm bisexual, but I'm only out to my best friends, and my mom. I've been a vegetarian for 2 years. I write roleplays that sometimes involve gay sex. (don't tell mom xD) I listen to mozart because I like it. I read shakespear for fun. & I LOVE YOU!
"Although almost all child molesters are male less than 3 percent of men are homosexual yet about a third of all child sex abuse cases involve homosexual men molesting boys -- and in one study, 86% of molesters were homosexual or bisexual," CNSNews.com October 03, 2006
im 13 now...but at my 8th birthday party i took my grandmas dog behide her house and pissed on its head because it bit the hell out of me,a week later.................it died,LOL!dont mean 2 laugh but it waz hilariouse,naa i meant 2 laught......................that fucked up weazle!
Homosexuals do not want you to know that many of them were sexually abused when young, because many people who were so abused go on to molest others. And homosexuals do not want you to know that they are more likely to molest children than heterosexuals are. Ray Blanchard, et al., "Fraternal Birth Order and Sexual Orientation in Pedophiles," Archives of Sexual Behavior 29 (2000), p. 464
Of all your goofiness, you believe in UFO's, and conspiracy theories. I am a paranormal investigator, so I know about ghosts, but the conspiracy theory thing is just silly.
aww how sweet i love u to but i am all ways happy all the time heheh and i am spontaneous very hehehe i am all most 6 feet tall but people make me feel short and i eat mayo on all most every thing
I'm still in love with the boy who broke my heart and left me suicidal, seeing someone so happy (you) completely makes my day, and I really really really really really want to be gay. I know it sounds weird but I hang out with mostly gay/bi guys and girls and I absolutely hate that I'm mostly straight, and I say mostly cause I'd do stuff with girls but I prefer guys in every way. I just feel.....well I feel out of place and I hate being straight. Now there's a stereotype breaker :P
@moonshadow1311 Dude, if you're straight you cannot make yourself be gay, I've already tried ( and sometimes still do) to make myself be straight and I just can't :/ . But if you say you prefer guys in every way, you might be bisexual or gay, I don't know, I've known I was different since I was 12 but only really accepted this year, with the help of people like Davey :). Btw, there is nothing wrong in being straight, except that you have to deal with girls , meaning too emotional, sensitive..dk
@hazmonsterpaws It's still somehow so frustrating. I keep falling for gay guys and literally all my friends tease me for being straight and pressure me to be gay. LITERALLY. My best friend is pan and he's always ragging on me for not being gay. It's actually kinda hilarious how backwards and weird m life is. I know I'm at least bicurious, or pancurious rather, but I really jurt prefer men and I hate it.
i think marylin monroe is my pop icon..... i have a thing for handimen........ and i loooove barbecue sauce on everyting.... and i alsso love to make my own clothes out of anything sometimes. and i would always be friends with a lesbian than a straight man because lesbians are awesome, and socialize with gays really nicely.
Hey erm, I cannot help but to notice that a Buddha statue is on your bath room
I hope you could shift the place where the Buddha is places cause even though you may not believe my religion but at least show some respect... please and thank you
I am just advising you on this, please don't take it the wrong way... anyways, I love you videos ^^
I sneeze when im attracted 2 someone... I love pandas... Lady Gaga is my Pop Icon... Entertainment is my destiny... the chronicles of Narnia is my favourite book series of all time... My fav colour is purple... I giggle when people flirt with me... I put salt on everything... I change my hair colour every couple of months... sweet home alabama is my favourite movie of all time (I think??!!)... I believe in MAGIC... Im anti drugs... anti prejudiced... and always wanted to be blonde! =) done!!!
I have crushes on female characters who kick ass in anime shows and games. I like it when it's night time because that's the only time I can be alone and be myself with my cats, along with being able to think without anyone bothering me. I don't like hairy chested men. I imagine one of the anime characters I have a crush on taking advantage of me when I'm pleasuring myself at night. I always wanted to know what it's like to have a penis even though I'm a girl. I despise smoking with a passion!
im scared of people in costumes too!! but no one ever believes me. im a straight( i think) girl but i love watching your videos. hehehee. i love being differnet from everyone else, but secretly i sometimes wish i wasnt, but then people like you remind me that being me is the only way to be (= (= (=
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i have a vibrator that i have to constantly change places of cuz my mom keeps searching for it to throw it away, i like really only eat vegatables with BBQ sauce, when i'm alone i imagine life is an anime, the word nipples in sex stroies irritate me, i get sad at night cuz i need to be hugged to sleep, i hate meat but i'm not a vegitarian, i'm pyrophobic, and i beleive eggs are just chicken abortions
I'm still in the closet, excluding friends + internet .I have a crush on a straight guy whose a Senior in HS (Damn it...oh im a freshmen).I'm 14 (Account says im 19...lol).I hang out with many people but only consider three of them my friends.I hate my voice, I'm 5'4" - 5'6" , I weigh 111 pounds .I think I weigh too much and i'm kinda fat even though I'm more anorexic than fat.I want anime style hair yet my mom hates my hair and shaves my head...
I sometimes want to laugh when people are crying, just to break the tension. I'm taller than most people I know. I don't know my real father. I like foreign men, preferably Greek. I started my blog because I read yours. I have a big crush on Kirk and Spock from Star Trek. I love gay people more than most other things. I hate guys who can't make a decision. I like guys who are taller than me. Every time I try to loose weight tasty food pulls me off my diet. I wish I was a guy. I <3 Davey Wavey!
I hate Titanic, I love chocolate brown, I can't drink water if it has been stored in a cube-shaped container, I think Justin Bieber is cute in 'Somebody To Love', I like hairless men, its a plus if they have deep voices. I accidentally squished a snail this morning.
I'm the one who broke my sister's iPod touch, I have a crush on my Science teacher, I just found out you existed about half an hour ago, I like pretty feet/toenails.
omg i have webbed fingers too! i didnt know it wasn't normal until like a 2 months ago.
also, i've always really liked hot pink. i'm not ashamed to say that i still have my baby blanket and my first stuffed animal. i'm a hopeless romantic, i get teary eyed when i watch sad movies and happy movies, i believe that eyebrow maintenance should be socially acceptable no matter who you are, and wetsuits may smell bad, but they're skin tight and i love them for it.
im 15 but wanna be older, your vids make me feel better and make me want to come out about myself, the only logo shirts i like are hollister or american eagle, i keep all my bags from hollister and american eagle, straight guys are especialy cute becuase its something i cant have /: , i forgot my fishes name, i have an obsession over candles, i love cats, everyone says i look like justin beiber, i have extreem OCD, i think i have ADHD because imalways off the walls hyper, i have a billionfriends
im a 16 year old cosmetologist , i have crushes on people that will never return my feeling and are straight, i hate big hybrid tomatoes with a passion, i spend more money on fruit the on any other food group, l love feminine guys, i write poetry in the bath tub and then throw it away, i love really expensive hair and skin products and never fell buyers regret when i spend a butt load on them, fashion is my second cup of tea, Im afraid of the sun and its aging effects, i hate facial hair
i see elmo and the boogeyman EVERY night........ummmmm OH! when i was little i kept a roach in a jar as a pet without anyone knowing...and for some reason after like a month..the jar was literally filled with roaches
I'm bisexual. My dad doesnt know that I know he is, so i feel like i should tell him that I am. I would much rather have sex with a guy, but i have a deathly fear of anal, and penises.(Figures.) I could eat cereal at every meal. I love bunny rabbits, I hate my stepmom's mohawk. I hate skinny people, and fat people, just because I can't be either. I give people computer viruses for fun. I've never smoked. I never got over him, even though he's 7 years older. I like girls underwear. im13 I<3davey.
Davey ! ! Don't eat ketchup w/ high fructose corn syrup ! :) Instead buy Simply Heinz.
katiiieanne 1 day ago
ugh it seems like gay guys r cuter and nicer than straight guys
passionfruitchild 2 weeks ago
@Glovefullavasoline really? who would have guessed THAT?!
rossantonsen 1 month ago
i'd tell you what some of my secrets are but i would run out of space in my comment but i will say this... i HATE cows and homophobics
thefireydude 1 month ago
@thefireydude fuck off
morgyb3 1 month ago
@thefireydude why do you hate cows???
avrilavigne21 4 days ago
1) i hate that psyco bitch fu*ked up cat next door
2) i love walrus
3)i think ur cute
4)im not a bitch, im just not subtle
ryansg9 1 month ago
I am also really this happy....EEEPPP:)
mssbulldogs 1 month ago
Im GAY
TheFashizals 1 month ago
I wear the same shoe size but I'm 5"11 OWNED lol
Governm3nt 1 month ago
I'm afraid/phobic/squeamish about blood, needles, hospital shows, clowns, and penises.... i'd say spiders, but that's hardly a secret when i run screaming the other way. which, last time, happened to be the middle of a busy street.
i hate the sound of kissing...
I believe in faeries.
and ghosts.
I feel more comfortable around homosexual people than I do straight people.
I don't know what my sexuality is (some brand of queer but I have no idea)
I can't separate dreams from reality.
BranwynMaddox 2 months ago
I am 5'8 & 1/2 too. but my shoe size is an 8 1/2 lol
mercedeslovesgolf 3 months ago
you make my day, every day i watch some of you videos repeatedly because you make me laugh and you have nice man tits i want to touch them... just sayin
XsenHellion 3 months ago
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leodiebel 4 months ago
25 secrets about me,do you really what to get into this?!! Let me make a list and I will get back to you. Love ya Nate.
theAspirit29 4 months ago
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Earlier i was at home having a "moment" in the CR. There I was happily taking a crap and brushing my teeth at the same time when my boyfriend walked in and shrieked "thats disgusting". I looked at him and frowned. I said "what, bitch!! You suck my cock after I have just been in your ass so what are you talking about". Sometimes I forget that relationships suck! At least as a gay couple we can't marry and I won't have to pay the bitch alimoney or child support if it doesnt work out!
verysoliy 5 months ago
Ha Ha... yer my my favorite web homo
rush1er 5 months ago
Your my hero Davey!! I absolutely want to be like you when i get older! Im only 16 and i really hope im half the guy you are!!!!!
TheSixSami 5 months ago
OMG hes accually wearing a shirt!!
777NH2323 5 months ago
I hate wearing anything on my torso.
I often wish I was a guy.
I love peanut butter on everything. Including other people. ;)
I hate talking to people online. I'd much rather talk in person.
I don't like Invader Zim.
I love getting messy when I eat.
I have a fear of people not believing me.
I like fire a little too much.
dovepaw0228 5 months ago 2
@TheReaIlyBigBananas Mine aren't. I feel left out. D:
CheeseIsAll164 5 months ago
Thats it! SUBSCRIBING.... NOW!!!!! :DDDD
gaaralover7688 6 months ago
we are so alike :) <3
JoshP23LL 6 months ago
@TheReaIlyBigBananas not that much though.
dtrez09 6 months ago
do u belive the conspirisy of the illuminati =)
SatisfiedYett 6 months ago
Seeing homosexual couples make me smile, that atleast someone can be happy. I've probably watched all of your videos atleast 3 times.
jonathan07081996 6 months ago 4
There is a male version of PMS. It's called IMS (Irritable Male Syndrome)
amyvandevelde 6 months ago 3
You're so beautiful
theecelebutante 6 months ago 3
Awww... You're sooo damn cute <3
TheUchihaLady 6 months ago
Watching Davey on a REALLY bad day makes things seem okay again, thanks Davey :)
FeelRandom 6 months ago 33
0:53 thats one hell of a hard-on ...
ScaryMunchkin 6 months ago 19
That last secret I loved so much! I love to see other epople who's positivity reflects my own. Thank you for being a lovely, beautiful, happy human being, and inspiring other to be the same way!
Conspiracy969 6 months ago
I love your vids, I swear!
dondie5254 6 months ago
Oh you are just so adorable. The last one was so cute <3
JasonlVlraz 6 months ago
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Is no God but Allah
And that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger
medoali567891 6 months ago
AYEE, YES I SOO AGREE WITH THE GHOST UFO CONSIPRACY THING. IT CARES ME.
MI SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON
<3333333333 SORRY 4 CAPS
raskitts77 7 months ago
I have a crush on the guy who makes my life hell
I think kissing a girl is gross
Being bi is my whole thing, even if a select few know it
My dad is a homophobic asshole so id never tell him im bi
Im 13 and a sophmore who attends a christian church
my gay christian boyfriend is a nigger and my dad is racist...
hard life for me
lgnstk123 7 months ago
@lgnstk123 Wow, saying "nigger" is an extremely racist term, and you call your dad racist?
JasonlVlraz 6 months ago
@JasonlVlraz im a nigger...
lgnstk123 6 months ago
@lgnstk123 why couldn't just be black
bigbyrd1us 2 days ago
I eat the skin around my fingers
I do anything for a hug
I ONLY wear ankle socks, no other kind of sock
Im supposed to wear glasses but I dont cuz I look nerdy in them^-^
Im 12 and bi and only one person knows^-^
ShmeeMikey 7 months ago
will you please be my best friend? :)
catgirl2195 7 months ago
i dance around naked when my parents are gone
i still order happy meals
i'm always eating my skin arounf my fingers :(
i'm straight and i think zac efron is very good looking lol
i still watch disney channel from time to time :P hehe Hannah Montana <3 lol
gagalover21094 7 months ago
CAN I PLEASE HUG YOU :DDDDD
XxMinixNinjaxX 7 months ago
Was that a Jackson Pollock behind you as you were explaining your shoe size???
ambermarie010694 7 months ago
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what they dont mention is that they like the feel and smell of poo on their cocks!
waxonify 7 months ago
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• Abused [male] adolescents, particularly those victimized by males, were up to 7 times more likely to self-identify as gay or bisexual than peers who had not been abused. W.C. Holmes and G.B. Slap, "Sexual Abuse of Boys," JAMA, Dec. 2, 1998, p. 1859.
fruitycunt 7 months ago
i like ketchup with everything also, textaholic, hate chocolate, tech geek, extremly talented in everything...well quick learner , too big butts and boobs are too much, addiction with piercings, can be annoying at times, obsession with pandas and Michelle Rodriguez<3 if i were straight i will still pick michelle rodriguez, believes in aliens supernatural things and such things like that, . those are my secrets...and such ^-^
1mizzbabyblue 7 months ago
about the height and shoe size... i'm 5'10, size 12, and im only 16... :)
Clb331005 7 months ago
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While CDC estimates that MSM (queers)account for just 4% of the US male population aged 13 and older, the rate of new HIV diagnoses among MSM in the US is more than 44 times that of other men and more than 40 times that of women. CDC 2008;57(39):1073-76
waxonify 7 months ago
OMG i tottaly agree about the clocks. I dont have any in my house lols! oh im 5"9 lols and a size 11 and a half in mens eventhough i'm a chika. lols
PleasantDevil 7 months ago
i secretly think everyone hates me. and that im worthless but somehow davey u make it better
TheSouleater08 7 months ago
@TheSouleater08 i love u ;)
hazmonsterpaws 7 months ago
@hazmonsterpaws haha okay thanks
TheSouleater08 7 months ago
Ghost,UFO'S,and conspiracies theories. thumps up!
lizzy532 7 months ago
I'm scared to look through microscopes :-(
I don't like clusters or sworms.
maci34ify 7 months ago
i cried when i found out what a foreskin was and that mine had been taken from me
furikuri17 7 months ago
adds one more reason to go to Canada....
Maranedy 7 months ago
@mrsnatchfan Well good ^^ because i dont wanna become old and disgusting. in fact i hope i die before my Hair turns completely gray.
Snak3mast3r 7 months ago
22 of those facts are similar to me
jenniferjustpwnedyou 7 months ago
Life expectancy for a 20 year old gay or bisexual man is 8 to 20 years less than all men. The authors estimate that " nearly half of gay and bisexual men currently age 20 years will not reach their 65th birthday." Source: Hogg. RS., Strathdee, SA., Craib, KJP., O'Shaughnessy, MV., Montainer, JSG., Schechter, MT., " Modeling the impact of HIV Disease on Mortality in Gay and Bisexual Men," International Journal of Epidemiology, Vol. 26, No. 3, 1997, pp. 657-61.
MrSnatchfan 7 months ago
You are really cute. Great channel, makes everyone smile :)
poppygreen13 7 months ago
Last night I had to call the cops to baker act a kid who was going to kill himself at 1am. While talking to the cops I burst out laughing for 5 straight minutes.
We have the inappropriate laughing in common. (Reference to Barenaked Ladies perhaps...?)
Alcohol IS gross. >.<
And yay! Conspiracy theories! I've once spent my entire winter break researching them. xD
You being so happy makes me so very happy just after being dumped by my girlfriend! Thank you! :D
LaDiDaHAHAHAHA 7 months ago 2
i know moonshadow1311's pain ive always felt,well gay :(
frogwinker 7 months ago
You are adorable. Completely.
JustSpinWithMe 7 months ago
I ♥ YOU Davey Wavey! :-D
crhollar94 8 months ago
"Sometimes i laugh when it's really inappropriate.. Like at funerals"
ROFL!
LoveTearsx 8 months ago
1. I bitch more than a girl on her worst period.
2. I say INCREDIBLY offensive things in the most CASUAL manner...and not see it until the person I'm talking to flips.
3. I'm not offended by the word faggot. I openly use it to an advantage. Here I go. Fantastic. Authentic. Genuine. Gorgeous. Open. Timeless.
4. I hate being 5'5 and 120 pounds no matter what I eat.
5. I find tomatoes bitter.
6. I always fail to change the ways I act. It makes me depressed even though I fake being happy.
danceblast15 8 months ago
@danceblast15 You just completely described me in every way. Except for the height part.
ttrreeyyyy1 8 months ago
i beat my meatt
dannygiordano4 8 months ago
GAY
MrGhosa 8 months ago
okay...the only thing in here that wasn't true for the both of us is i can't do a pull up worth shit and i'm 5'9 :P
MegaBeastiality 8 months ago
I just stumbled apon your blog.....I am in love with you so much! I would go gay for you....just saying;)
followyourpath123 8 months ago
You're so freakin adorable it's illegal
GoddessOfEmotion 8 months ago
i think my shorts are SOOOOOO hot
getagrip11 8 months ago
1 secret; this is the second video i see from you, and now im in love with you hihi !
keessteef 8 months ago
You always make me smile :D
TheGirlgamer87 8 months ago
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I think I am gay...
kinkyjoey101 8 months ago
seeing old, happy gay couples makes me laugh like a little school girl and I can't help but think 'they're so cute! I hope to have that when i get older!'
hearing the words 'I'm straight', 'I'm bi-curious', 'I'm bi, but leaning more towards woman' are all instant turn-offs and I wouldn't date you even if you took it back.
you can judge my shoes, you can judge my hair, but if you judge my underwear... IT'S ON BETCH!
86Pikas 8 months ago
Using phallometric tests to calculate the proportion of pedophiles among various groups of sex offenders & taking into consideration reported mean numbers of victims per offender group, the ratio of homosexual to heterosexual pedophiles was calculated to be 11:1. This suggests the proportion of pedophiles among homosexual persons is 11 times greater than that in persons who develop heterosexually. Freund K, Watson Dept of Sexology, Institute of Psychiatry, Toronto,Ont.
waxonify 8 months ago
i want to be happpy like you
madisonlovesyou251 8 months ago
0:55 were you in erection?
FendiAlien 8 months ago
I'm in love with two men.
rkbmcb1517 8 months ago
I'm bipolar
i truly do hate myself most of the time
the rest of the time i think i'm a total hot piece
i love being called beautiful even though i usually don't believe it
when i'm in different place/ with different people i am truly a different person (the difference is unbelievable)
the dark scares the shit out of me
i'm VERY stubborn
i find gay men unusually attractive probably cause my best friend is gay and he's really hot
i secretly hope i turn him in some magical way and we make babies
zombiefrk13 8 months ago
@zombiefrk13 Lmao I <3 The Last One ^_^
happybunny084 8 months ago
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zombiefrk13 8 months ago
i refuse to apologise when asked unless i am truly sorry ( oher wise i think it's as bad as lying)
i'm afraid of the dark but mostly about what might be under my bed ready to attack my legs 0_o
my brother thinks i'm lesbian
i never really knew my sister
i don't eat pig
i like finger ppuppets
and i like oldies music
KimmiTURNIP 8 months ago
i refuse to apologise when asked unless i am truly sorry ( oher wise i think it's as bad as lying)
i'm afraid of the dark but mostly about what might be under my bed ready to attack my legs 0_o
my brother thinks i'm lesbian
i never really knew my sister
i don't eat pig
i like finger ppuppets
KimmiTURNIP 8 months ago
How do you eat all that food that is fattening and bad for you and not gain weight or lose those abs?
jsag15 8 months ago
I can't stand people who chew gum.
No feeling in the world beats the warmth of freshly clean sheets.
I put ketchup on nearly everything.
I drink from the milk carton.
I have a goldfish who I talk to. A lot. A whole lot.
I use to think twister on rocket power was sexy.
I'll never donate anything more than a quarter.
I like wasting money on fastfood junkies.
I still order happy meals.
IPunchUnicorns 8 months ago 2
Im Bisexual
I find sherlock holmes terribly sexy
I would date someone 10 years older than me
I watch anime
I think gay boys are cute [but i wont come on to them X3]
I like dogs more than cats
I always use british words
I love classical piano, Valvidi,Mozar ect.
Im comeing out of the closet to the world next year :D
Im only 13 :( ^_^
ibederping 8 months ago
Im Bisexual
I don't like ketchup
I had sex when i was 13
Im pregnant
I smoke dope like its going out of style
Ticking clocks make me wanna hurt someone
I love u
My baby daddy thinks im a lesbian
i wish i didnt say this much
12143342 9 months ago
Secrets?
Well
I also believe in UFOs n all that stuff...shhh
I kicked a highschool kid in the shins then punched him in the face in 3rd grade for calling my friends a sort ugly four eyes....
I watch anime
I wish I was taller
I once tried whipping cream on pizza...don't do it
I say whipping cream instead of whipped cream...
and am starting to wish I shut up a long time ago
Keoko1993 9 months ago
Secret : IWanna Subcribe!!
1026Monster 9 months ago
My secrets
And i like anime (non girlie ones)
Bitc slaped someone in 5th grade becase he was maikin fun of girls
I can hold my breath under water for 4 min, longest 5.42 mins!!!!
TheShadowPrincesss 9 months ago
I have a phobia of old people and I almost had sex at the age of 4.
24creatrix 9 months ago
My secrets:
I wish I could meet you and become your friend.
I burn myself.
I have nightmares about my dad.
You make me smile.
I wish I could be naked all the time.
SuperPetitPoulet 9 months ago
i think im addicted to u ur so fucking hot
nicarox105 10 months ago
invisiblegirl48 10 months ago
I have a lot of secrets, I actually wrote most of them down ones, there are about 40!
1 of them, which describes me most, and is the weirdest:
Gays are my drug!
made0041 11 months ago
im gay and who is max
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newsockpuppetaccount 11 months ago
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rvnclw13 11 months ago
Your pecs are actually amazing.
feeblejo 11 months ago
My deepest darkest secret is that: i hit on boys(: while they are in the showers!!((: kidding!!! no but srsly!
SillyBoy2210 11 months ago
you're so cute and happy ^.^ love your positive attitude<)))
shiroi201 11 months ago
you sound bipolar on most of those!!!
seth2761 11 months ago
did anyone els LOL at 0:50
escaramuzaml 11 months ago
im 13 now...but at my 8th birthday party i took my grandmas dog behide her house and pissed on its head because it bit the hell out of me,a week later.................it died,LOL!dont mean 2 laugh but it waz hilariouse,naa i meant 2 laught......................that fucked up weazle!
lildil7 11 months ago
u cannot spell funeral without "fun"
KabutoOfTheSound6 11 months ago
Homosexuals do not want you to know that many of them were sexually abused when young, because many people who were so abused go on to molest others. And homosexuals do not want you to know that they are more likely to molest children than heterosexuals are. Ray Blanchard, et al., "Fraternal Birth Order and Sexual Orientation in Pedophiles," Archives of Sexual Behavior 29 (2000), p. 464
newsockpuppetaccount 11 months ago
@newsockpuppetaccount
so, because one book writes it, 10 yrs ago, that makes it completely true? I dont think so
get your facts right, please dont just spout useless nonsense
AthenaGamerGirl 11 months ago
lol. davey is afraid of me. peepos in cotumes
ihateteddddyx 11 months ago
your fingers ARE webbed!
jusstinshops 11 months ago
secret 1-25 not tryion gto be a bitch or bully but your happiness pisses me off
anahbopp 1 year ago
0:53 BONER
alfsi97 1 year ago
Of all your goofiness, you believe in UFO's, and conspiracy theories. I am a paranormal investigator, so I know about ghosts, but the conspiracy theory thing is just silly.
Siconyte 1 year ago
your 1 inch taller than me but i have a size 14 shoe
cykocd 1 year ago
wow best secret i've found @ lastlong.co.uk
tedmoo 1 year ago
OMG seriously?! you're only half an inch taller than me?! lmao! XD
SillyNerdify 1 year ago
I never sleep and i almost never eat
allieisaboysnametoo 1 year ago
aww how sweet i love u to but i am all ways happy all the time heheh and i am spontaneous very hehehe i am all most 6 feet tall but people make me feel short and i eat mayo on all most every thing
Damiandragon9 1 year ago
yeh.... i love me too. awesome feeling isn't it, when you find out that you love me...
trainsetman 1 year ago
when you said "i love everyone!" i love-vomited
emseely 1 year ago
<3
Dejmian87 1 year ago
woaah. You're only 5'8? I'm 5'11 and I'm 16 :|
chrisssjamesss 1 year ago
i watch porn SSSH!
colematt37 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU TOO !! ^___^ <3<3<3
seether904 1 year ago
I's rather hit a dog than a human...less jail time.
vdubaful 1 year ago
I'm still in love with the boy who broke my heart and left me suicidal, seeing someone so happy (you) completely makes my day, and I really really really really really want to be gay. I know it sounds weird but I hang out with mostly gay/bi guys and girls and I absolutely hate that I'm mostly straight, and I say mostly cause I'd do stuff with girls but I prefer guys in every way. I just feel.....well I feel out of place and I hate being straight. Now there's a stereotype breaker :P
moonshadow1311 1 year ago 47
@moonshadow1311 Dude, if you're straight you cannot make yourself be gay, I've already tried ( and sometimes still do) to make myself be straight and I just can't :/ . But if you say you prefer guys in every way, you might be bisexual or gay, I don't know, I've known I was different since I was 12 but only really accepted this year, with the help of people like Davey :). Btw, there is nothing wrong in being straight, except that you have to deal with girls , meaning too emotional, sensitive..dk
hazmonsterpaws 7 months ago
@hazmonsterpaws It's still somehow so frustrating. I keep falling for gay guys and literally all my friends tease me for being straight and pressure me to be gay. LITERALLY. My best friend is pan and he's always ragging on me for not being gay. It's actually kinda hilarious how backwards and weird m life is. I know I'm at least bicurious, or pancurious rather, but I really jurt prefer men and I hate it.
moonshadow1311 6 months ago
AWW YOU LOVE ME<333
hannahnemmakrukowski 1 year ago 27
i think marylin monroe is my pop icon..... i have a thing for handimen........ and i loooove barbecue sauce on everyting.... and i alsso love to make my own clothes out of anything sometimes. and i would always be friends with a lesbian than a straight man because lesbians are awesome, and socialize with gays really nicely.
ThePooh0987 1 year ago
poor dog...
omglaoura 1 year ago
I have a dirty desire for gay guys with sexy personalities...I'm sorry! meep! (i also apologize alot)
axelgirlfriend 1 year ago 3
what time do u sleep
ElephantsTongue 1 year ago
Hey erm, I cannot help but to notice that a Buddha statue is on your bath room
I hope you could shift the place where the Buddha is places cause even though you may not believe my religion but at least show some respect... please and thank you
I am just advising you on this, please don't take it the wrong way... anyways, I love you videos ^^
BabyMianMian 1 year ago
i play nicki minaj songs and mime along in the mirror
bahahhahahahahhaahhhhaahha cringe im straight but i love her
HarryStylesOBSESSED 1 year ago
I sneeze when im attracted 2 someone... I love pandas... Lady Gaga is my Pop Icon... Entertainment is my destiny... the chronicles of Narnia is my favourite book series of all time... My fav colour is purple... I giggle when people flirt with me... I put salt on everything... I change my hair colour every couple of months... sweet home alabama is my favourite movie of all time (I think??!!)... I believe in MAGIC... Im anti drugs... anti prejudiced... and always wanted to be blonde! =) done!!!
TaNnArExIkEnDolL 1 year ago
your just a tad cute,
Nicky1Nicky2 1 year ago
omg *heart attack* u dont drink alcohol?!?!?!?!?!
jianqichen1 1 year ago
you poor dear, please eat sum food. Zoooooooooooooooo anorexic
wolfstev76 1 year ago
I have crushes on female characters who kick ass in anime shows and games. I like it when it's night time because that's the only time I can be alone and be myself with my cats, along with being able to think without anyone bothering me. I don't like hairy chested men. I imagine one of the anime characters I have a crush on taking advantage of me when I'm pleasuring myself at night. I always wanted to know what it's like to have a penis even though I'm a girl. I despise smoking with a passion!
inyunaruto365 1 year ago
one of my secrets:
i hate when guys think they have "PMS"
you. don't. understand. what. its. like. to. have. a. period.
so don't try.
you're pretty wickdykewl :)
whitkelly 1 year ago 2
@sethycoone : I love this " I wouldn't mind killing people if I could get away with it "
khuatthelong 1 year ago
@sethycoone : I love this " I wouldn't mind killing people if I could get away with it "
khuatthelong 1 year ago
im scared of people in costumes too!! but no one ever believes me. im a straight( i think) girl but i love watching your videos. hehehee. i love being differnet from everyone else, but secretly i sometimes wish i wasnt, but then people like you remind me that being me is the only way to be (= (= (=
ultrauberfantabulous 1 year ago
this is my number one secret, i have NEVER told anyone, so its going to be really hard for me to say it on here
I LOVE MEN
12moleman 1 year ago 3
hate profile @pudgypopo11 is a violent registered hater on you tube , pls dont respond on any of his comments, use the safety tule for registration at You Tube
thestopgayhatelist 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Stop forcing your gay secular liberal views on everyone.
Being Gay is a physiological disorder.
No one is born gay, why aren't all twins gay, one is but the other is straight but they have the same genetics.
Gay people are 200 times more likely to become pedophiles.
Turn to gay conversion therapy and change you life.
Jesus helped me turn straight. I have a physiological report to prove it.
My name is Andre Harland, get the help you need like I did and turn straight.
pudgypopo11 1 year ago
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@pudgypopo11"Stop forcing your views on everyone.
Being someone like you is a physiological disorder.
No one is born like you, thank god.
People like you are 200 times more likely to become pedophiles.
Turn yourself in for help, some sort of therapy and change you life.
Jesus should help you.
Your name is Andre Harland, get the help you need and turn normal you ass."
sania1027 1 year ago
sometimes, i wish i can escape the being the responsible one...lol (im the oldest btw)
spicyness00 1 year ago
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marcus8902 1 year ago
i have a vibrator that i have to constantly change places of cuz my mom keeps searching for it to throw it away, i like really only eat vegatables with BBQ sauce, when i'm alone i imagine life is an anime, the word nipples in sex stroies irritate me, i get sad at night cuz i need to be hugged to sleep, i hate meat but i'm not a vegitarian, i'm pyrophobic, and i beleive eggs are just chicken abortions
ilovemidna222 1 year ago
I'm still in the closet, excluding friends + internet .I have a crush on a straight guy whose a Senior in HS (Damn it...oh im a freshmen).I'm 14 (Account says im 19...lol).I hang out with many people but only consider three of them my friends.I hate my voice, I'm 5'4" - 5'6" , I weigh 111 pounds .I think I weigh too much and i'm kinda fat even though I'm more anorexic than fat.I want anime style hair yet my mom hates my hair and shaves my head...
and a hell lot more T.T
Ijirashiiiun 1 year ago
I love having gay friends, and I am gay too
MrsTonyDinozzio 1 year ago
This vid made me like you more ;)
MatOddity 1 year ago
one think it seams like u dont like shirts at all...
TheLoko982 1 year ago
I subscribed. You make me happy :D
Astriiiiiiiiid 1 year ago
I sometimes want to laugh when people are crying, just to break the tension. I'm taller than most people I know. I don't know my real father. I like foreign men, preferably Greek. I started my blog because I read yours. I have a big crush on Kirk and Spock from Star Trek. I love gay people more than most other things. I hate guys who can't make a decision. I like guys who are taller than me. Every time I try to loose weight tasty food pulls me off my diet. I wish I was a guy. I <3 Davey Wavey!
LambertFan27 1 year ago
i'm a 5'7" femal and i wear a size 11 shoe lol
Believer58138 1 year ago
why are you talking again your not cute your taking up good video space
marcus8902 1 year ago
@marcus8902 if he irritates u that much go watch somethin else -_- common sense
ilovemidna222 1 year ago
this fucker's annoying.
h5u7p5gt 1 year ago
i dont have problems with gays but i don't like how they smell i don't like how they dress and the last is. they are wearing lip gloss
lol46919 1 year ago
I'm not 180cm, im 178 1/2
I hate Titanic, I love chocolate brown, I can't drink water if it has been stored in a cube-shaped container, I think Justin Bieber is cute in 'Somebody To Love', I like hairless men, its a plus if they have deep voices. I accidentally squished a snail this morning.
I'm the one who broke my sister's iPod touch, I have a crush on my Science teacher, I just found out you existed about half an hour ago, I like pretty feet/toenails.
I think you're hot (so hairless :DD)
TrustingMeh 1 year ago
omg i have webbed fingers too! i didnt know it wasn't normal until like a 2 months ago.
also, i've always really liked hot pink. i'm not ashamed to say that i still have my baby blanket and my first stuffed animal. i'm a hopeless romantic, i get teary eyed when i watch sad movies and happy movies, i believe that eyebrow maintenance should be socially acceptable no matter who you are, and wetsuits may smell bad, but they're skin tight and i love them for it.
mrpacocopa 1 year ago
im 5'9..and im not even 12 yet.....)':
livetolaugh100 1 year ago
im 15 but wanna be older, your vids make me feel better and make me want to come out about myself, the only logo shirts i like are hollister or american eagle, i keep all my bags from hollister and american eagle, straight guys are especialy cute becuase its something i cant have /: , i forgot my fishes name, i have an obsession over candles, i love cats, everyone says i look like justin beiber, i have extreem OCD, i think i have ADHD because imalways off the walls hyper, i have a billionfriends
crazerz88 1 year ago
im a 16 year old cosmetologist , i have crushes on people that will never return my feeling and are straight, i hate big hybrid tomatoes with a passion, i spend more money on fruit the on any other food group, l love feminine guys, i write poetry in the bath tub and then throw it away, i love really expensive hair and skin products and never fell buyers regret when i spend a butt load on them, fashion is my second cup of tea, Im afraid of the sun and its aging effects, i hate facial hair
TheFiffle 1 year ago
i see elmo and the boogeyman EVERY night........ummmmm OH! when i was little i kept a roach in a jar as a pet without anyone knowing...and for some reason after like a month..the jar was literally filled with roaches
crazychris1123 1 year ago
0:49 What's up with your pants? XD
TukaihaHithlec 1 year ago
1:19 to 1:22 -I love you too :D LOL
CottonEmoCandii 1 year ago
i love life whenever see ur video. thanks a lot Davey
linhlinh1808 1 year ago
I'm bisexual. My dad doesnt know that I know he is, so i feel like i should tell him that I am. I would much rather have sex with a guy, but i have a deathly fear of anal, and penises.(Figures.) I could eat cereal at every meal. I love bunny rabbits, I hate my stepmom's mohawk. I hate skinny people, and fat people, just because I can't be either. I give people computer viruses for fun. I've never smoked. I never got over him, even though he's 7 years older. I like girls underwear. im13 I<3davey.
carterateababy 1 year ago
i wish i could hang out with you...you seem so fun and fucking hilaryus...but just hang out...
suchadambidiot 1 year ago
im scared of the dark
ponco13 1 year ago