: Open Mic Night II : Foamy The Squirrel

[crownedkitty67]

I turned captions on during pillsy's poem

and all it said was

((what))

[ghostrath]

im gona be the weird one i liked germains poem

[lc2222]

pill-z bro that was good

[TheGODZILLA48]

Wat happned to ir head uggggh

[123fizzylollipop]

I typed it and i got a textbook website and a sex site.

[159kira]

i typed in the website and it redirected me to jcpennys website

[MaherLeary]

wow, germaine sucks.

[XoBigA1903xo]

@MaherLeary gtfo hater

[MaherLeary]

@XoBigA1903xo sorry, didn't realize you were one of the people foamy is always bitching out on his fanmail episodes.

[bluerose269]

I am always surprised that Pilz-E managed to stay in that one spot long enough to read his whole poem.

[Lana8ice]

I replayed it just to hear germaine's poem again :p imagine it wasn't a poem but sing lyrics. so awesome

[allyGwayRAWR]

Pilz-E should be a rapper. xD

[msclarephipps]

When I was 12 I found this and could totally relate to germaine's poem. I'm 15 now, and I still agree with her.

[bloodmarylovesukerpu]

SO I can be high as I please XD

[11singstaringer]

Thumbs up for Pillz-E's fried chicken.

[DemonNaruto117]

disregard foamy acquire skyrim

[ilovecoffeev]

@DemonNaruto117 i was about to play skyrim,but i got an arrow to the knee -_-

[DemonNaruto117]

@ilovecoffeev i was about to respond to this post,but i took a sword to the chest.

[ilovecoffeev]

@DemonNaruto117 touche'

[AlpineDark]

The pizza dude made 7 youtube accounts and disliked this 7 times.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

Germains work is underrated

Her failing at this is a shame

Pizza guy should be incarcerated

no comment on Pilz-E's brain.

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

Pilz-E's was the best!

[CreepyQuietKid]

1:01 LOL. Foamy's fucking brutal man.

[lifeisgood1013]

@CreepyQuietKid I totally would have high fived him on that.

[thosekids420]

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[thosekids420]

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[VerdantPestilence]

I liked it better when Germaine's eyes weren't PERFECTLY round.... and neither was her head

[draconiclady0610]

"Where am I? I don't know any of you people? LMAO

[Artsytails2000]

Roses are blue,

Unicorns exist,

This poem doesn't rhyme,

Hamburger.

[dmond93]

Poor Germaine.

I had to deal with a stalker, once. A good slap to the face and a restraining order sent that bitch packing.

Foamy Rules!

[canadiananim8r]

hear hear for elvis sightings being a pain :P

[AkwardPixieGurl]

I really get the poem...

[Kitten1281]

that's a pretty hot pizza guy.

[MrAttheMALL]

i understand plize

[DeathRavenOmen]

Did anyone hear Germaine curse the pizza dude out while he was reading his poem? XD

[Superathiest97]

im going to look that up >:P

[messyjess95]

Foamy: THAT FUCKIN SUCKED!

Pillz: what happened to ya head?

[mrluini]

@messyjess95 It's actually Foamy both times.

[Xkm1058x]

hey new art!

[mewterra13]

the reason they always cheer for the squirrels cuz they think they r super cute

[Okamoto691]

I love Pillz-E :D

[TheNemmit]

"He stole my fried chicken without any a care,

but the joke was on me,

cuz it never was there.

So as I doze off in my prescription bought dreams,

I bought my free health care so I can be as high as I please."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[smilieeshania127]

y r her fingers so long

[BrooklynStarburstz]

that fucking suuucked lol i luv foamy

[darktiming]

HES BRITISH?!?!?!?!

[phontex]

Thumbs up for if you've ever had your picture taken without your knowledge and you beat the shit out of the guy who took them when you found out. Reply if you beat his ass even harder for selling said photos for less than $20 each.

[1lilmsamerica]

I kept listening To germaine's poem. I loved it

[cwaRico]

So, how many of you tried to go to that website after watching this?

[EMERALDanimations]

@cwaRico V_V

[ONofaceNicole]

I love that stalker! I wish I had a tottally creepy creeper funny cute stalker, but the harmless kind thats like a distant admirer. lol ^-^ oh no wait I had one of those before and it wasn't fun... so nevermid. I just made this comment completly pointles :D

[horsedream45]

Pilz-E's part was the best :D

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

2:02 :D

[DarkCrystalSage]

*cracks knuckles* Alright here's one!

Angels Help People

Demons Help people at times

But does that make demons angels?

and if they are angels why do people call them "evil?"

Demons are Angels as well

only they are Angels from hell.

[FLOWFAIRY]

@DarkCrystalSage I like that one... Haha. xD

[DarkCrystalSage]

@FLOWFAIRY I blame watching Black Butler too much XD

[randomperson1367]

@DarkCrystalSage Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji ftw....

[DarkCrystalSage]

@randomperson1367 Hell yeah for Kurosthisuji Foamy should do a rant praising the series (that show would get ALOT of views XD)

[randomperson1367]

@DarkCrystalSage And I bet that if somehow foamy watched the series he would want his own demon butler >.>

[DarkCrystalSage]

@randomperson1367 But then he'd lose his soul....o_o we dont want that to happen unless he offers Germaine's soul?

[randomperson1367]

@DarkCrystalSage depends if the demon would be satisfied with her soul >.>

[DarkCrystalSage]

@randomperson1367 well demons feed on lust and other sins and Germaine has one hell of a lust so~

[Quindal]

website address doesn't work :(

[insanityisgolden2]

@Quindal google germainenude. com... it really does exist actually XD

but its not for that

[HaloRulez2323]

@Quindal go to newgrounds and add this at the end =3 /portal/view/299585

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

I frickin' love Pilz-e. One of these days, I'm just gonna randomly say "Where am I? I don't know any of you people!" for no reason, even if it's in a group of people I know.

[TheSisterstudios]

fucking GO PILZ - E!!!!

[kisa154]

I thought that was a good poem

[LadyPenguinStudios]

hey arent these people supposed to snap in a poetry club?

[kakashi4ever31]

"Thank you very much"

"THAT FUCKING SUUCKED"

Awesom

[lucariorat]

that website aint real is it?

[puccafunnylovefan1]

@lucariorat no

[whoevrreadingthisisa]

Pillzys so adorable in this1

[Zebracorna]

Germaine's poem sounds very much like most of the famous poems in my class's textbook. :\

[amberm1994]

@Zebracorna Have to find inspiration somewhere, I guess.

[TheLaceratedSky]

Germaine's poem is actually good and rather true!

[Mileyfan17034]

I love Germaine's comments during the pizza guy's poem...

"lovely..."

"fukin' bastard."

"Ah, I'm gonna kill you!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[terrorlord15]

the message was through germaine again was excellent.

you guys know that jimathers writes all the chars so he puts the message of genius through her sometimes not always foamy and it seems to go through her in these poetry readings

[ImDiffrentSoWhat]

I wonder if anyone tried going onto that stalker's website...

[Braedi14]

I liked Germaine's poem thing :)

[ImDiffrentSoWhat]

Germaine looks diffrent.

[begleyfoamysbrother]

a haiku for foamy...

foamy is the lord

he is the master of all

he will rule forever

[nyroc65]

*cracks knuckles* How about this?

Haiku's are awesome,

but sometimes they don't make sense,

refrigerator.

[turtle79070]

@nyroc65 *cracks knuckles* how about this?

i saw the picture

its on my iPod right now

try again fucker

[frezer330]

@nyroc65 Now that's Fucking Art. :P

[GuitarGuy057]

@nyroc65 Real original.

[3greenmonkey]

Pile-z is fricken awesome

[NamelessTheSamurai]

ok why does everyone always thumb up ppl who simply copy and paste things from the videos? really? yes its funny. but thats what the video is for. seriously. thumb up people who actually said something with more meaning behind it. something else funny. something other thatn COP AND PASTE. practically every other foamy vid the highest rated comments are simply cop and paste. yes jimathers is genius! but you ppl are not! enough with COPY AND PASTE!

[BethShanFan]

@NamelessTheSamurai I think most of us do it because other people copy-pasting from the vdo saves US the trouble of doing the same thing. And I think the reason most of us copy-paste in the first place is because they're the best/favorite lines from the vdo.

[NamelessTheSamurai]

@BethShanFan yeah but the fact that theyre comments are the highest and not ppl who actually say something original, genuinely funny, or intelligent, is irritating

[BethShanFan]

@NamelessTheSamurai Okay that makes sense, but would you rather have a billion people JUST writing the lines instead? You don't have to copy-paste if there's a like button.

[maggimaster]

how bout this, roses are red violets are blue candy is sweet and i hate you the grass is green the sun is yellow are you done sucking off that fellow

[HeyItsBalorei1]

Who's noticed that everything excpet the 'Lovely' bit that Germaine says during the Pizza Guy's poem she's said in other episodes? Like 'What the Fuck is Wrong with You?' and 'Grr I'm gonna kill you!' are in the episode where Germaine and Foamy are in a restraunt and Foamy squirts syrup everywhere. (Sorry can't remember the name right now).

[ZeraReaper]

mixing advil and SPLEEN?!

[inukami23]

Lol, when Germain said "insignificant friends." The Transcribe audio put it as "pretty significant burns."

[CyanideExplosion666]

I <3 Anchovie.. or stalker pizza guy.. both work.. but he's my fave...

[The1andonlyIris]

Germaine looked perfect here. If she had stopped gaining weight here, she'd be gorgeous...glasses and all. =]

[RaspberryChanX3]

Soo...who else tried to go to that website the pizza man was talking about in his poem?

[greasefreak1234]

Seven people had their chicken stolen by Elvis.

[CassieTheMagicWolf]

O,O THhe pizza man's accent made me jizz... and I'm a girl... is that bad?

[CthomasMega]

@CassieTheMagicWolf only if you're the chick in the poem.

[Kerorofan1990]

@CassieTheMagicWolf

His name is Anchovie. And yes, that's very bad.

[delilurm45]

Good work on Germaine's character!

[LikaLaruku]

So this is what, the 3ed change in art style. Like the new eye shape.

[VenothayaWolfMaster]

Pilz-E is best :)

[Shancus32796]

Lmao @ Germaine's commentary when the pizza guy was reading the poem :]

[BethShanFan]

[they] stole my fried chicken, without even a care,

But the joke was on me, cuz it never was there.

[3afterPM]

Is it just me, or does germaine's hair from the earlier videos look like Phoenix wright with purple dye?

[getchaNerdOn]

Can there be more mic night episodes? Preferably one with begley or the star shmucks guy.

[ZIM2KK1]

dont use music it my get offed by an unknown company that doesn't exist lol

[cuteanimechibi]

the sound affect @ the end ALWAYS makes me laugh

[EmoChick8888]

Germaine's poem lasted 1 minute....1 minute of my life wasted

[doggirl1123]

"thank you thank you very much"

"THAT FUCKING SUUUCKED"

SCREW YOU MAN"

"WHAT HAPPEND TO YA HEAD"

[MrOhitsujiza]

poems eeh? let me try.

"my body is withering more and more and more while i begin to see a distant shore where my mind will be traped by the cruel lenore while the birds fly on the winds of lore i sitt here in my chaple forevermore wishing i could join them up in the sky lokking for answers in the time past by, but here in my chaple im locked away reading books for an other day"

first and probably last poem ever

[IronTate7]

@MrOhitsujiza Is that from "The Raven"?

[MrOhitsujiza]

@IronTate7 no but when you mention it it sounds a little the same

[Trippy6Da]

Damn Germaine snapped that's deep...

[PaulosTheKing]

Pillz-ee for the win.

[ThomCoffin]

i dunno i think Pillz-ee's and creepy stalker's was just hillarious.

[shanksblade]

She must have written that in some very small font xD

[Kerorofan1990]

If i was Germaine, I'd be offended...that he's only charging 2.99.

[messyjess95]

@Kerorofan1990 2.95

[kyuutatsu]

I liked them all, they were fun.

[TheDeadPixel20112]

germaine has atleast halfway decent poetry

[Melanchomin]

Aw poor Germain :D

[spamplayfan]

thumbs up if u tested the website

[pandalicious41]

@spamplayfan whas it a real website

[spamplayfan]

@pandalicious41 idk im afraid to check

[pandalicious41]

@spamplayfan do it

[xpointkiller]

@pandalicious41 yup its a sex website i checked 

[animemaster9500]

pillzie I LOVE U MAN I HAVE PERSCRIPTIONS AND DOCTORS AND MEDICATIONS ANDANDANDAAAAAANNDDGHFGHJFGHFH­FGBFGHFGHJHGJFGHNF HIGH ON COKE AAAAAND PPPPPIIILSSS AND GHJGFHHDFHDSHDFHFDG *passess out from over intake of pills that are not meant to be taken with air*

[pandalicious41]

love pilz-e's poem

[EpicFaggotory]

LOL @ Pilz-e's poem xD

[soulstealer18]

whenever i go to open mic

there are never any poems read

its always people just showing off how well they sing or play in a band

but i loved germaines poem and foamys but the pizza guy ......weird and disturbing

[pvtmeives]

Say it like it is pillz-e

[griswinskij]

go pilz-e!!!!!



[MelloFersure]

"That fuckin suuuccked!"

[kidkhorne]

I wonder how many people went to germainnude. com?

[tatulover6602]

"And times when I pee."

Did anyone here "What the fuck?" in the background?XDD

[TheAlmondCookie]

Is it just me, or does pillz-e sound like Christopher Walken here?

[nthani]

@TheAlmondCookie mhmmm alittle

[LarsLykkepik]

lol thank you very much davis brinkley wtf

[hidanrocks5]

Seriously Germaine's poems are like the other's that sad little teens make. It's all the same heres and example

Life sucks

you suck

i hate you

i hate myself.

thats it I fucking hate anyone who bitches about how hard life is. Life has always been hard you not breaking fucking new ground there.

[akatora124]

@hidanrocks5 so you like creepy stalking pizza guys poem better then?

[hidanrocks5]

@akatora124 Did I fucking say that? Jesus christ do not put words in my mouth modern poetry sucks fucking ass.

[VincentBrooke1]

Maybe coming from inexperienced little kids, but there are still good modern poets.

[hidanrocks5]

@VincentBrooke1 Name one

[VincentBrooke1]

Just one? Okay: Geoffrey Hill. :P

[KiteSwift]

"I know it's illegal, and it worries my mum". xDDDDD

[bubblespare]

elvis stoll my fried chicken:(

[bubblespare]

wooh!!! go high foamy!!!

[RHJ44]

Lol, Jim, can you message this to me? Germaine's poem, I mean, lol...

[RHJ44]

Lol, Jim, can you message this to me?

[pending90zkidz]

,I sometimes get drowsy mixing advil and (???)

moprhine is fun, except for the dreams,i once saw a lamb dancing on glass

and the elvis sightings are a pain in the ass , he stole my fried chicken witout any a care, but the joke was on me, cuz it never was there, so as i dooze off in my prescription bought dream, i want my free health so i can be as high as i please

[Lidrena]

@pending90zkidz i think the ??? is spoon... silvn? something that sounds like that...

[meddlingmage23]

@pending90zkidz ??? = speed

[pending90zkidz]

@meddlingmage23 makes sense...kudos!!^_^

[ShirtlessGuy88]

@pending90zkidz I actually think he said "advil and spleen" at least thats how it sounds to me lol

[pending90zkidz]

@ShirtlessGuy88 u know i thought that too, but i just felt it wouldnt make sense....then again, look whose reading the poem -__-

[ShirtlessGuy88]

@pending90zkidz lol The funny thing is I read Pillze's poem at a coffee place near my house. Everyone thought I was serious 0_0

[KriPtiK88JoKeR]

I want my free health care* so i can be as high as i plz.. nt judging, just saying. WHOOP WHOOOP

[saruto715]

@pending90zkidz (???) is inselin.

[pending90zkidz]

the pills in my head go poppidy pop,in my head of insanity i see furry red dots,bothers me night, from as high as a kite, legally so, because its what the doctor prescribes ,Prozac is candy, when mixed wit the pie, codeine is fun, when put in your eye,Nyquil is better when your alright to drive,but using heavy equipment..is way out of line....

[nanichan123]

Pilz-E is cute in pshyco way xD

[JazzEJaslynJJ]

lol the first time I typed in the website and it came up preschools around my area, and then it came up tranny dating (at first I thought it said 'granny dating), and then date a cheating wife xD

[roguemutt]

He stole my fried chicken without any a care, but the joke was me cause it never was there

[Irunlikethewind]

thumbs up if belgey should read a poem