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  • Damn you really are possibly the worst gamer I have ever seen, blaming the game is just pathetic, you're just shit at it and can't admit it, this is so embarrassing to watch.

  • @AbsoIuteLucidity then dont watch -_-

  • Holy fuck this guy's a dumbass.

    >I'm wearing heavy armour

    >and do the slowest roll animation

    >so instead of blocking

    >I'm going to dodge roll

  • there is no reason to bash this dude. But just an fyi, this doesn;t need to be a ranged fight at all. So long as your on his side and not in front of him you'll be fine. Lunging attacks work well and of course when he jumps roll away.

  • I've had more trouble playing ninja gaiden 2 than this game and i haven't played demon souls

  • Lol love the ending in stitches

  • @CluelessBerk What the hell are you talking about? You were the one who replied to my comment and started preaching to ME. LOL! Fuck off you little invalid troll. You are obviously incapable of rational thinking, and I don't have any desire to waste any more of my time reading your idiotic statements, goodbye!

  • @CluelessBerk It's hard to derive emotion from text, but it looked like you were mad to me. But whatever you're not mad... Are you done now?

  • @CluelessBerk Once again talking out of your ass. The only thing I'm trying to do is to get you to realize it's just my personal opinion, and there's no reason to get mad about it. I get it you don't agree with my opinion and that's fine because I really don't give a fuck. And I sure as hell don't care enough about you or this stupid argument to try to "paint you as a villain" LOL! You have your opinion and I have mine let's leave it at that.

  • @CluelessBerk Who's "white knighting" for DSP? I simply stated that I agree with him to a certain extent. You really shouldn't talk out of your ass like that. Jesus, all these people jumping down my throat just because of my opinion on a damn VIDEO GAME. You people need to get lives, holy shit! LOL

  • @CluelessBerk OK? Why are you telling me this?

  • @CluelessBerk The general consensus is that this game is REALLY hard. So are you saying all of those people have double digit IQ's? C'mon man...

  • @SavageLatinoKid Do you actually believe that the majority of the people out there is particularly intelligent?

  • @golDroger88 I'm talking about the general amount of people who said this game was really hard, I'm not talking about everybody.

  • @SavageLatinoKid ...you know how percentage works? It's the same.

  • @golDroger88 Whatever... It doesn't change the fact that this game is really hard. Even the people who like this game say it's hard. I don't know why people get so defensive when it comes to Dark Souls being difficult.

  • @SavageLatinoKid Yeah, it's hard, but only because even after i read the manual i didn't know how to jump, and this is fucking unacceptable. That being said if you know how the game works it's not hard at all, it's normal. When you know that while attacking you do a step forward, if you don't want to die, you won't attack before a fall; when you know that your sword can't pair enemies attacks you're going to use your shield. Right Phil?

  • @SavageLatinoKid I played the PSP remake of Castlevania Rondo of Blood and THAT was a fucking hard game. THE HATEFUL TRUTH is that players, nowadays, are pussies, me too, at least i have the courage to say that.

  • 09:01 seems like he forgot he died this way like...20 times?

    Still he laughs...HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @golDroger88 lol, i just watched the end and i'm speechless.

  • It makes me cringe that you complain that the game is slow, and yet you did it to yourself. Go kill Havel or something and wear his ring. You're only gimping yourself. Don't blame the game, buddy. Terrible.

  • When will we stop applauding stupidity? Ask the 607 who liked this.

  • @GrumpyPlum1 Lighten up, dude - jesus....

  • Always low health, never heals, wtf?

  • DSP, it would benefit you if you would switch to a lighter shield and armor. I noticed your armor and shield were weighing you down..alot. Also, I used mostly ranged combat during this boss battle. I tried to avoid close encounters as much as possible, with the ocassional hit or two.

  • if I had this game I would make my character able to use all 3:melee, ranged, and magic so I could fight them

  • I jumped into a pit in super mario bros.. AND I DIED INSTANTLY. INSTANTLY. UNBELIEVABLE.

  • @geffrod it's cause it's programmed that way:if u fall down a pit without any means of saving yourself u died instantly. AND ALSO IT'S JUST A GAME

  • @geffrod *die

  • this is the best video ever. Keep it up! your comedy routine is flawless.

  • lol you just tank the entire level

  • "It would help if you'd attack in the right direction" while not using lock on

    This video gave me cancer

  • @TeufelMitUns Racist much? Oh wait you cant reply because you've had your account shut down. Asshole.

  • maybe next time have a look at some other peoples videos before you upload your own. this isnt how you play Dark Souls.

  • Does DSP ever get a capture card in his videos?

  • Fuckin shity dicks!!!!

  • btw this guy LOVED cod black ops

  • if john rambo was there he'd be like

    0.0 u ok phil

    Phil: BLEARRRGH *punches rambo in the face*

  • People are still complaining about how Phil sucks on the 26th video? I would be annoyed if it wasn't the 26th video...stop watching

  • This game does not hold your hand. the tutorial in the beginning is the only help you get from the game. you must think, you must be patient.

  • Stop fucking crying guys! i'd like too see you play this game without getting annoyed! and to be fair this game is quite shitty

  • @MusicDubs i agree, this game is to make you rage quit

  • This game is amazing, it is so rewarding when you use the mechanics of the game correctly, the problem is Phil by nature is not suited to this style of game. He is a smart guy & when it comes to mechanics in general he has it in him if he puts in the effort to learn and master mechanics. Unfortunately he isn't patience enough and kind of started on the back foot because of his own ambition to rush, but the faster he pushes out videos the more money he makes and this is his shortcoming.

  • @TeufelMitUns

    LOL, bullshit, when you take a shower, do you go online first to check the best temperature shower water? No, you decide for yourself, and form an OPINION. The very state of the human mind defies facts and goes on opinions, idiot, even when they are influenced by facts.

  • @boomguy12345 that very last statement you just said doesn't make any sense what so ever.sure just because you're influenced by facts, you indulge yourself in creating your own opinion based on what you read if you agree with it or not. but, that doesn't exclude it from the fact, that what you just read is true if based on empirical experiment or from statistics.sure we may have different interpretation on what we read but. our mind is meant to decipher the truth. not defy facts.

  • @ultimatevegitoss4

    Not true, it depends on people. Look at all the stupid theists, they obviously go with what is most comforting for them, and disregard facts and logic. Our mind goes with whatever we like the most, which is what we like the most. And yeah I agree with you, it doesn't defy facts.

  • @TeufelMitUns

    He is hilarious, I don't get why people hate on him for this, I find it very funny to see him rage. I love Dark Souls, but idc what he thinks, probably because I can form my own opinion, unlike you.

  • I just watch this cause he's funny =)

  • Stop hating on him. Why not just go try play the game yourself or watch another Let's Play if you hate him.

  • I'm asumming the person playing in this video has downsyndrome?

  • Shitty dicks

  • you suck so so bad at this game. every single thing you said in the video is wrong. lol , its like you did it on purpose.. but your tone of voice shows that you actually belive what your saying. Wow dude. You failed in every way. congrats

  • Ha! I don't know why I'm watching this, he's so fucking bad.

  • Lol!

  • this makes me heave

  • well hes way pass this game and ppl are still trolling . lol

  • Dark Souls is the best game of 2011.

    Its cry baby venom.

  • Wow, 1,045 dislikes

  • Cool I didn't know that hidden bonfire was there. I just got to this part.

  • I hate people that blow dick at video games and blame it on the game so sad.

  • This guy talks EXACTLY like me when I'm pissed at games! But I'm waaaaaaaaay better at games than him.

  • LEVEL UP. IF YOU WANT TO BOOST YOUR SHIT, THEN LEVEL UP YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU'RE BLOWING SHIT OUT YOUR ASS WITH THESE RETARDED ASS COMMENTS ABOUT A GAME YOU KNOW CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

    I'M ALL-CAPPING THIS BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO IGNORE EVERYONE'S COMMENTS TRYING TO WARN YOU NOT TO BE A FUCKING RETARD.

  • Dark souls is the worst RPG of 2011.

  • @DatabaseCritic Are you gay?

  • @DatabaseCritic

    says who?

  • You get PAID for this? This video is pretty fucking embarrassing.

  • @RoryMcHugo he said in an earlier video that "if he wasn't being paid to do this he wouldn't be doing this game"

  • You have a shield on your back.

    You are going heavy weight

    WHY AREN"T YOU TANKING?

  • I'm gobsmacked. what the fuck. pull out your shield?

  • Holy fuck you're so bad

  • I've never played this or the prequel and even I can tell you're doing it wrong.

  • How is he only level 12 after 26 videos worth of gameplay?

  • This is so bad i cant even laugh about it.

  • I killed that Titanite Demon with melee. Blocking with a SHIELD helps. I know, crazy right?

  • Not trying to be rude... but did ya play Demon Souls??

  • This is the best comedy since Seinfeld.

  • This game is not hard, it just punishes people who are dumb as shit.

    And rolling works... but this game requires you to TIME your rolls. You don't get 2 seconds of invincibility, you have about half a second.

    Go spam the X button on Arkham City, with the occasional 10 second window for counter attacks... that game is more for you.

  • @samuricex Atleast arkham city is much more entertaining than the grinding experience you call a 'game', i bet you whine when you play a game your annoyed with.. hell i even blame things for my failures, stop whinging and enjoy the video or go away...

  • @MusicDubs shut up cock sucker

  • @samuricex I'm with DSP on this. When did unforgiving and punishing gameplay=fun? Games are meant to be fun! Of course there needs to be some challenge because if not it's way too easy and that's not fun either. But not to the point where it becomes annoying, that's just ridiculous! It's funny that you bring up Arkham City though because DSP was getting fucked up in that game too. LOL! And please don't say this game isn't hard, that's just a lie man.

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  • Why don't you pull your head out of your fucking ass and learn to actually play games?

  • this game is easier than your mom

  • Your annoying

  • ugh, your commentary is so bad... this game isnt stupidly hard.. its not even hard.. your just doing everything wrong lol... literally everything. this entire video you didnt do one thing correctly... lol go back to your games that hold your hand through it.

  • you are so so terrible... this game isnt even hard. man you suck.. that is not a ranged fight at all.. block, then hit him... dur... stop acting like its the games fault and actually learn to play it... lol. as you would say "so stupid" .. i mean come on, how can you be at part 26 and not know how to use your sheild or lock on? Your supposed to learn from your mistakes at this game. not do the same thing over and over... this aint god or war moron

  • Do you have ps3 or xbox 360

  • @bigdog7490

    He has both

  • im impressed that hes progressing for being as bad as he seems to play.

  • "You don't have enough strength to use this weapon with one hand"

    *Puts points into dexterity*

  • HAHA "when will we stop applauding people for stupidity?" YOU'RE A PRIME FUCKIN EXAMPLE HAHAHA!

    You're one of the dumbest people i have ever fucking seen play a game. Point in case "i gotta go behind him and hit twice. Run back and heal. and i'll kill him."

    Then what do you do? Rush in at his front. slash like there's no tomorrow while attempting to evade using HEAVY ASS armor. and not running back and healing.

    Then labeling the game as stupid or bad for your own ignorance.

    Yet you get paid.

  • @Pr0larbear Jelly bra ?

  • Spend time grinding some areas (like the Burg) to get your levels up, especially Vitality and Endurance, with Strength and a little Dexterity as needed or for a particular weapon. As a Knight, you shouldn't be rolling unless necessary...that's what the shield is for. The class is built to be stable, assuming you're spending some time gaining souls and leveling the above stats (which you haven't been). Also, keep your equip load under 50% of the total...faster sprint and rolls.

  • It's like he purposely pressed Y to taunt the viewer that he has a shield that he's not using

  • 1. the game is good.

    2. u need to learn to lighten ur charachter weight thats 1 problem y ur slow as fuck

    3. learn to dodge correctly not into the enemys dam hands.

    4. learn the targeting system

    5. learn to block

    6 stop blaming the game for ur dumbfuckness jesus your an idiot!

    7. the game isnt random or annoying its you who is annoying because u just cant get it and compalin so much ffs!!

  • @STR8BASEMENTPROD I don't honestly think he played demon souls.

  • @STR8BASEMENTPROD

    No, "YOU'RE" an idiot. Learn grammar before you attempt to correct someone.

  • @boomguy12345 lmao grammer the typical 10 yr old nigga bitch comment...your pathetic get ur ass back to school its the internet u can type how u want dumbfuck u one worthless lil fuck, id love to murder u just for fun grind u up and feed u to a dog, haha suck a dick lil boy u aint worth shit get ur lil english class bullshit outta here.

  • @STR8BASEMENTPROD

    LOL, internet tough-guy, did u just get a boner from typing that ridiculous comment? You would murder, grind up, and feed to dogs a person that corrected you in grammer? If so, you need help, you fucking psychopath. I bet your e-peen just grew by .02 mm, good job.

  • @STR8BASEMENTPROD 1. Stfu

    2. Stfu

    3. the fans wanted him to play this, its his 1st time

    4. Stfu its his first time

    5. if you're such a fucking expert go play it yourself. faggot

  • OMG you will NEVER make money doing this bcuz you have no talent for it,plzz give up.It's a waste of your time.

  • @norcalibayarea408 he's already making money... are you stupid?

  • @norcalibayarea408 Yet he gets paid, good job moron. Please think before you comment.

  • You're really, really bad at video games. Why would you pick this up as a hobby? HOW would you even pick this up as a hobby?

    It's like if I played baseball and couldn't throw worth shit but insisted on showing up at every game ready to play. Stop torturing yourself and pick up knitting or basket weaving.

  • @Kaguromaru0 That would be a valid argument if you didn't just pay him by watching the video

  • @Kaguromaru0 i agree with you except its more like he goes to play baseball and couldnt throw worth shit, then blamed everyone else for him sucking.

  • 8:50 - 10:12 lmaooo seriously this shouldn't have not one thumbs down... just for that LOL who cares if he sucks and bitches a lot.. hes hilarious.

  • See guy walk off cliff

    I'm gonna do what he did.

    Fall off cliff.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • "one day you ppl will pull your heads out your asses" lmao one day he'll use his brain :o)

  • Without trying to sound mean, I can't tell if this is a joke or not >.<

  • Cast magic from afar and stafe left to right or use arrows dont try and take the boss head on because 9 times out of ten you will get your shit rocked.

  • When do you realize that you suck at rolling when you have a heavy armor?

    If you want to wield Shield and sword, increase your STR not DEX. IF you want mobility, use lighter armors. Common sense, everybody has it

  • (watch guy fall off cliff) "im gonna do exactly what he did." / "...shitty dicks!" *dies*

  • there u go phil :) see, you just gotta figure out its pattern. stay to the side, roll behind just before he swings and strike.

  • This was absolutely painful to watch.

  • 06:34-06:47 lol wut?

  • DSPGaming, JUST RESTART THE LETS PLAY! pick a character that is ranged and light armored so that you can attack and avoid better, like a ranger or magic user. ALSO, you will have more souls (from those past bosses, that you LOST because you died so much at the start) that you can use to level up! thumb me up so DSPGaming can see this

  • you should be lvl 25+ you are lvl 11.... thats why u are dying all the fucking times problem solved u idiot

  • If you want people to "stop applauding for stupidity" shut down your damn channel, all your channel is just people as you put it applauding for stupidity...I sat here and laughed and applauded your stupidity the whole time.How hard is it to know that a shield is used to block and if rolling hadn't worked may be just may be the shield might ?

  • Now i understand what Phil said, when he was talking about the haters. Why are you fuckers bothering to insult him. He's doing his best, i mean, he's no dumb, at all. it's just a difficult game, compare to other he played. jeez.

  • @BrokkenArt

    No, he's dumb. Very dumb.

    All of his problems, every single difficulty he has had, is explained in the fucking game. All of his questions? Answered in the manual and the fucking tutorial, but he didn't even read any of it. He put no effort into understanding the game at all, and instead insults the game. I've checked other videos, and that's all this guy does, even on the fighting games he claims to be such a fan of.

  • @khaosfaction hes 29 u dnt believe me he makes vlogs in some vids look at first vid in sidebar >

  • @SerbStar2011 wow. thats even more pathetic. he just bitches and bitches. he needs to stfu and stay with CAWADOODY

  • you fucking suck you have a shield

    stop bad talking a game you cant play because you are retarded

  • 9:00 to 10:12 couldnt stop laughing

  • Interresting Ending for a break in your playthrough ^^ Keep it up :D

  • Phil's so mad at this game. So funny

  • @hourzones The game just came out, most of us are playing it for the first time. I didn't play Demon's Souls or understand the mechanics at first either. However I made an effort to learn and I'm loving the game.

    The thing about Dark Souls it punishes you heavily for mistakes and he is making a ton of them.

  • @EveOracle TF2 is just as casual as CoD.

    Enjoy your hats.

  • I'm sorry but REALLY?! Level 12?? How the fuck can you even kill anything at that level?!

  • The ending was made of cheese.

    Awesome.

  • Here's the things he's doing wrong that a normal person would realize after maybe the first or second time dying to this monster:

    -You're not using your shield.

    -You're not using your healing items when you're nearly dead

    -You're repeating the same mistakes over again

    -You're too heavy to roll normally.

    -You're NOT USING YOUR SHIELD!

    When will we stop applauding people for stupidity? When you stop making videos

  • @Melchiorsmith

    Told.

  • USE YOUR SHIELD, JESUS.

  • Also, your roll is "slow as fuck" because you are wearing FULL PLATE. Have you ever tried to perform a combat roll in 75 pounds of armor? Christ, the amount of babies playing this game is ridiculous. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you're a 360 gamer.

  • @Blackmage777 he is

    XD

  • YOU HAVE A FUCKING SHIELD. USE IT.

  • why does this has so many dislikes >_>

  • @lxFirebal69xl it's scrubby to hate on a game when you don't know how to play

  • @neon6 True but i really liked demon souls i tough it was a great game but why is everyone hating on this

  • I dont get why so many people dislike this. Its a guy playing through the game just like any other person. For those of you who think he is so retarded, and have a serious problem with his videos, then stop watching them. Its sad that ppl can be so amazingly lonely that they have nothing better to do then continue to watch episode after episode of a series, only to get really angered at how much they hate it, and rage on the comments. Thers plenty of vids on the internet, watch something u like.

  • "When will we stop applauding people for stupidity?"

    well people still watch these videos so

  • "oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh....." and then orgasm.

  • It's fucking hilarious how he always blames his own failure on the game design.

    When is he going to admit that he's retarded and has no idea how to play?

  • @owneroftheintern3t have you ever blamed yourselves when playing a game or doing stuff you've never done before? no , since he doesn't completely know the full mechanics of the game , all he can do is blame the game. well , i mean , he can't just say " i suck for not knowing fully the controls on a game i have never played".

    what i am saying it's human nature to put blame on others and he's only human.

  • What an epic fucking way to end a video

  • Guys why do we bother giving him tips? We all know phil is a fucking retard with the common sense of a peanut..

    We are tlaking here about the guy who held item expansions in borderlands till like his 70 video were he realized he HAD TO USE them to expand his inventory.

    The guy who kept attacking his own characters in disgaea 4.

    The guy who blames everything on lag and "input errors" from the game.

  • 1. Try light armor to improve mobility and roll

    2. Shield is the best defence

    3. Farm souls in undead church and get Titanite Shards

    4. Upgrade armor, Shield or weapons with souls

    5. Level up Vitality for HP and defense boost if you can´t survive.

    6. Have fun and prepare to die.

  • @Hassanlilak best farm spot is right by darkroot garden with the 2 mages and the invisible dude. at 6,000 souls a pop, I leveled up 30 times in one hour

  • actually the best farm spot is in anor londo, but you won't get to it if you don't want to kill a major covenant character. It will also put you on the list of the Darkmoon. (You can get 10k Souls per killed knight)

  • @thejazzmancan2 yeaaa, but then you have to actually work and try to kill something xD i prefer the low risk; let-the-enemies-fall-off-a-cli­ff-and-die method. plus, I laugh every single time the act like lemmings and commit mass suicide 

  • I don't want to be like everybody else and say that you suck at the game... it just bothers me that you complain like it's the games fault.

  • I love this game but you do it no justice.

  • please don't suck and use the shield.

  • @COOLDARKBLADE You can, but it's not going to help anything. Except most likely raise your blood pressure. Haha. Also, tell me where did I tell him that he could not get angry.

  • knights aren't suppose to be dodging.. XD

  • LOL, you sound like me when I play a video game that pisses me off. I literally say the exact same kinds of things and talk to myself about what's flawed with the game.

  • @ZeroAP00 That being said... don't blame the game for your own faults... 

  • okay dude. stop it with the knight you're obviously too stupid to realize that you have a shield. start over and make a thief, or something fast. you'll have more fun. and seem less dumb

  • I swear if he beats the game playing like this Im selling my copy. I cant believes hes hacking n slashing through it -_-.

  • This kid sucks at this game. And why doesn't he use some of his youtube money to buy a better capture card? Fucking waste of my time.

  • @owneroftheintern3t he uses the money for food and other games so he can continue to make more money pluse i heard good capture cards cost alot

  • @owneroftheintern3t Just go die...for real. No, I'm not sucking up to him...if you're not going to help him NOT suck, then shut up.

  • @owneroftheintern3t ''kid'' lol