Meet the Soldier

[Rayitillyo]

WHAT ABOUT A BARN? :3

[SuperKlientje]

If fighting results in fighting then you must fight!

Fighter said that

I think he fights a little more about fighting then you do, because he fighted it and then he fighted it so no fight could fight him in the ring of fighting!

Then he used his fight money to fight two of every fight on earth.

Then he fighted them onto a fight.

and he fighted the fight out of every single fight!

From that fight forward anytime a bunch of fights are in one fight, its called a fight.

Unless its his fight money.

[Rcoastert]

pause at 1:06

[fishingfool211]

UNLESS ITS A FARM

[GameTamer100]

The soldier restores my pride in the USA that hetalia destroyed

[AdventureTimeVids100]

1:06 it says no smoking,But Spy is smoking!

[OMG8164]

pause at 1:13 lol u find solder's face XD

[OMG8164]

then press 3 for nit lol!

[OMG8164]

press 2 for doomass fight! lol

[MondoMiniman]

Its funny you think the soldier is a trained soldier from the war but really he was an insane man with an airplane ticket and access to weapons.

[Nomis1357]

Hey, i thought the Demoman collected heads as an errand...... now Soldier? Great, Next thing ye know, he's collecting metal pieces from sentries as an errand.....

[MrPjer3]

POW!!



[sunlun123]

who is Sun Tzu?

[NanTheDark]

@sunlun123 A chinese guy who wrote The Art of War. Look it up.

[Bobobranden]

@TheStarwarsnerd3, maybe he was a young teen at the time, he looks no older than 40-50 years old.

[JanembaDude72]

PYRO

Y WE NO MEET U

[tikizip]

@JanembaDude72 later

[HarukaJoge]

unless its a farm

my fav part

[smurpjy365]

The soldiers stupidity produces a magic field that makes him young forever

[TheStarwarsnerd3]

If soldier fought in ww2, shouldn't he be at least 70 or 80 yrs old?

[MrMedic8]

@TheStarwarsnerd3 He didn't, Medic did, I think.

Soldier just went on a Nazi killing spree without knowing the war ended...

Because he's insane...

[Lachman0102]

@TheStarwarsnerd3 This game is set in the 60's. And he didn't fight in the war, he went insane and massacred a bunch of nazis.

[chapinmc2]

@TheStarwarsnerd3 The game is somewhere located in the 60's or 70`s

[eladk11]

If this could be a tv show..seriously valve should do something about this

[CagedCreeper]

let's just say that ALL nowadays cartoons are CRAP

[Shiftication]

I love how in the beggining of the Soldier's action scene, the camera is shaking like a bad action movie.

[Madtrixr]

man I love people arguing about dumb unrelated shit poorly in the comments section of good videos, just brings a tear to my goddamn eye

[EmilMacko]

If comments is sure to result in victory then you MUST COMMENT!

Sen Su said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about comments than you do pal,

because he invented it! And then he prefected it so that no living man could comment on him in the ring of Youtube!

(skip scene)

And then he used his comment money to buy two of every animal on Earth,

Then he hurded them onto a boat, and then he commented the crap out of every single one

[sasukeandme1]

AND THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ALL ONTO A BOAT AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY ONE OF THEM XDDD

[Theraclese]

be boop son

be boop

[neyko64]

transcribe audio: and that state foward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place its called and Assault

1:10-1:13

[tfa032]

0:00 - 0:05 Meet the pyro

[Sweededcentral]

1:06. So, what do you have to say about me offing the scouts mom?

[Sweededcentral]

hit 6. Thats what i did today in TF2

[99966x]

@Valve i got a new idea for the leaft 4 dead games leaft 4 dead upcoming story and please awnser me.

[Splaaaaty]

If trolling is to result in mad then you must troll

Troll King said that

I think he knows a LITTLE more about trolling than YOU do pal because he INVENTED it and then he perfected it so no troll could best him in the ring of bad comments

Then he used he trollin money to buy two of every mad person on earth.

The he herd them onto the net

and then he troll the CRAP out of every single ONE!

From that day onward any time a buncha mad people are in one place, it's called YouTube!

Unless it's a forum!

[madman101ish]

@Splaaaaty i read that in soldier's voice XD LOL here take 12 tumbs ups that was an excellent comment full of win

[octave38]

I think Soldier doesn't have friends.. :'(

[TheLegogum]

roses are red

violets are blue

when a soldier comes you are screwed

[maplearan8]

1:11 Jesus Christ,your better off with your helmet on.

[BeefPortugues]

This can obviously only mean that the Soldier is against animal mistreatment in zoos and farms.

[MegaMafiaso]

0:11

In the corner right: CopyRight LOLOLOLOL

[t0x1cliverpool]

stop at 1:06 LOL

[airsoftnoob321]

Hah, im thirteen and im reading Sun tzu's Art of War!

[iponce2]

@airsoftnoob321 Your point being?

[Splaaaaty]

1:21 UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[TheBatmanSmells]

Keep pressing 8 to see Solder having a malfunction XD

[RainboomLune]

COURT MARTIALED!

[TheValiantBob]

why was a blu medic trying to sneak up on a soldier?

[Flippyisawesome13]

Pyro looks pretty cool with the helmet on his head at the end.

[bionicle51566]

the story is true

[xxsophietJJ]

what the fuck is MLP? rofl

[dylldj]

@xxsophietJJ mylittlepony

[XBLspartanx170]

how to: get rid of furries 0:47

[Spiffynator]

Wait, why are red attacking their own last control point...

[monkeyscout95]

idlers are MAGGOTS !

[ViridianEagle]

..UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!

[pyrosaitan1]

you know i'm not sure that was how Noah's ark went /:

[AcrylikTV]

IF whining is sure to result in victory then you must whine!! Rarity said that! And I'd say she knows a little bit more about whining than YOU do pal because she invented it!

[ANYMAN22]

0:32 Painis Cupcake Scream

[ANYMAN22]

@ANYMAN22 i mean 0:30

[symonsolar]

Patton was a very successful 5 star General of the WW2. Some machinery of this time of war appeals to certain gear head's and in a sometimes imaginary world these machines are still conducting manuvers. Patton's dress man custom ( seamstress man like David Wain of my damn channel) of war and Victory attire . Gloriously addorned with ribbons buttons and bows and shiny badges of accomplishment. David Wayne You Make nice very uniforms. Stylin cat that Patton. I Think SO

[movlegbook12]

1.Press 6 until he hits the grenades 3 times

2.Press 1

3.???

4.Profit

[illumse]

@movlegbook12 xD That was worth reading the comments for. 

[dzudzabajac]

@movlegbook12 Ahahahahah :D xD

[SwdishDrummer]

@movlegbook12 ur amazing, thx for the lolz ;)

[CthulhuDarkLord]

@movlegbook12 ...I don't get it.

[GmaerXQ]

wait… if the heads still had the bone sticking out the bottom…

how the hell did he get them to not fall over?!

[Pwnage195]

I like how they made the Soldier look like Gen.Patton from WWII.

[SuperUltimate111]

what if its a pet show?

[symonsolar]

Maybe I teach more vodoo, jedi sex mann, Ninja love majics ( pull a rabbit out of your ass ) stuff better when you become older boy, OK, NOW, run along little cap gun cowboy BANG! BANG!

[symonsolar]

THis is to me crazy bastard exciting. Granpapa a very nice Big Big Man. Always a gentlemann. Except that time with that when I recall him saying "kiss my rosey red rectum" OH nasty. Grampapa knew some good ones. Soldier man talk ;)

[DarkDXZ]

Thumbs up for mentioning Poland in that desc.

[FlameHidden]

0:12 Copyright LOLOLOLOLOL

[Prometheus474]

1:05 there is a no smoking sign when he whacks the spy

[Trismasta]

lol

[nokkk9]

unless its a morgue

[shenyang88]

unless it's an aquarium

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@shenyang88 You can't put a cow in an aquarium can you?

[idleoffury]

@ZeroXadvenTz You can but it won't work out so well.

[pirate59315]

"and then he took two of every animal on earth and herded them onto a boat, then he beat the crap out of EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM" I lol'd so hard when i heard that

[MrNoseSnot]

rofl, my favorite one, next to the spy one, cant wait for meet the pyro

[Murious1]

Daddy, I want to go to the Tsu.

[Fillex51]

The solider is voiced by the same guy who voiced a character in Starfox 64 (look it up)

at 1:03, "can't let you do that, BLU spy!"

at 1:21, "DO A BARREL ROLL!!"

[Crystal05525]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[StudioHKD]

32 Got wacked in the face with a Hammer by Soilder.

[soulripper030792]

the amount of crit rockets in this video make me cringe

[Kaczer94]

0:05 War Update in a nutshell.

[MrJorfen]

Press 6 then 1 OH GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!

[PKBLASTA]

1:05 ouch

[kronisy]

MAGGOTS!



[Jaydawg195]

granny smith

[laitela01]

Soldier owned just about every class on this video (with a fair exception of scout and sniper)

[IDKandOMG]

I love how they make the camera man run like he has to pee...

[PrinceOfPersiaRoMaN]

press 6 ... WAIT until it crashes the grenades ant then PRESS 1

[1KilledKenny1]

LOL 0:54

[David76481]

Soldier : Forever Alone

[3DarkLord]

He herded them onto a boat...and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

[titansaurs28]

i want to hear the story about how a farm got its name

[AZ094243]

anyone else think that this might be where Rooster Teeth got the idea for Sarge?

[AZ094243]

since I don't like it when people ask for thumbs up if you [thing most people do], I shall post a "thumbs up if you [thing most people DON'T do]

here goes

THUMBS UP IF YOU READ ART OF WAR BEFORE SEEING THIS!!!111!!one1!won!

[GreatGranpapy]

Anyone else notice he hit the spy leftword, but his head when to the right?

[Haunted315]

@GreatGranpapy because he flipped around completely watch it again

[yeayea916]

I think he got Sun Tzu pegged perfectly

[JakesterVideo]

I think soldier is pretty awesome.

I mean, i cannot load 4 rockets into a rocket launcher at one time.

[quieroterry]

POOR ANIMALS. HAHAHAHAHA 

[Sonic62920]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!!!!!!

XD

[SuperFetaCheese]

Holy shit did I just see his eyes?

[StudioHKD]

Press 6, then press 1

[Mario4812]

Why doesn't RED Soldier have a red hat?

[idodo32]

this is with no doubt the best speech i have ever heard...

actually makes me want to join whatever army this guy is on...

[TheGeekies]

0:00 - 0:06 Meet the Pyro

[PvtToast]

Valve should have hired R.Lee Ermey to voice the Soldier.

[FedoraJudge]

Instructions for a lol moment

hit 6, wait for him to slam the grenades and then hit 1

[scottyiscute]

lol I read a comment on S2E12 that made me cum here.

[KeramatZMode]

Granny Smith is best soldier.

[jacob0876]

....,.... unless its a farm.

[neokow]

Copyright Lolololol

[Gollum9993]

Was anyone else reminded of this during today's episode of MLP? :p

[kuledrumergie87]

@Gollum9993 no, but I find it coincidental that I was just thinking that it would be awesome if there was some sorta game like tf2 with ponies in it...

[AceS4289]

@Gollum9993 Yeah xD

[Tedminat0r]

@Gollum9993 ... WHY DO YOU WATCH MLP.

[w3irdo13]

@Tedminat0r Watch it and find out.

[Gollum9993]

@Tedminat0r Why do you watch any of the television shows you watch? I personally watch MLP because it is incredibly well-made, and overall a really fun show. Easily one of the best cartoons I've ever seen. Why would I NOT watch it?

[Dimrain48]

@Gollum9993

>MLP

No, seriously, get the fuck out of the internet.

[DivineSlayer1]

@Gollum9993 Its the worst show in all existence. Notice how it wasn't popular with anyone but little girls, the population they were actually trying to direct the franchise towards, until they did a remake? Tells you something there. It's just completely piss poor and needs to die like every other fad in this generation. All bronies make me sick and I hate having to live knowing people like you exist.

[Gollum9993]

@DivineSlayer1 Congratulations, you managed to write one of the worst arguments I have heard in my entire life. You just admitted that the show wasn't popular until they made a remake. Maybe that means, oh, I dunno, that the remake is actually GOOD? That's WHY it is so popular. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence could figure that out.

And if you "hate having to live knowing people like [me] exist," just do both of us a favor. You will not be missed.

[DivineSlayer1]

@Gollum9993 You obviously don't know what I meant by that, you twat. The show is piss poor, but hey, the majority of the world is filled with idiots who will watch anything. Being popular doesn't mean it has to be good, but the world has definitely dumbed down enough to the point where anything can be popular. Hence the reason for your precious ponies to be popular. Make sense now?

I have plenty of hating to do, I think I'll stay.

[Gollum9993]

@DivineSlayer1 The world is also full of idiots who will let their own bias toward a show effect any intelligent or rational judgement when determining whether a show is good or not. That is clearly the case here, because anyone who watches the show and is completely unbiased when judging it will not call the show "piss poor". At least, anyone with the slightest knowledge of what it takes to make a good cartoon.

[Gollum9993]

@DivineSlayer1 I do agree that being popular doesn't mean that it has to be good, and I also agree that a lot of people will watch just about anything, (take Twilight, for example,) but that is simply not the case when it comes to MLP. The show isn't perfect, but it is still incredibly well-made overall. As I said before, it is popular because it is good. I never said it was good because it is popular.

[DivineSlayer1]

@Gollum9993 Everyone mis-words things sometimes, so you can just shut the fuck up and fap to your retarded cartoon if you're going to bitch about it.

[EBob4242]

@DivineSlayer1 You really sound like a person who assumes it's a bad show just because it was made for younger girls, but haven't actually given it a chance. I thought the same thing (in a less jerk-ish sort of way) until I actually watched it. Now I agree, it is a really good show. Sure, there are those occasional times when it is obviously trying to teach life lessons in a moderately cheesy way, but not enough to ruin the show--not by a long shot.

You really ought to give it a try sometime...

[lakeoballguy]

@Gollum9993 Its not though

[ThePlazmaplayer]

@Gollum9993 agree

[TacoBoyManThing]

@Gollum9993 MLP:FiM is easily one of the stupidest cartoons ever made.

[BrattyMaddy]

PRESS 8 : I'm a bunch of animals?

[MrShuFFALiN]

That never happens to me the rocket launcher is weak!! Cause icarnt get anything cause i play orange box on ps3 :(

[MrShuFFALiN]

That never happend to me rocket launcher is weak i hate the first rocket launcher cause i carnt change it cause i play orange box on ps3 :(

[srhaggerty]

@MrShuFFALiN well the soldier is only firing crokets...

[tylervantunen]

turn on captions... animals are toogether is called an assult

[faron123123]

1.farms dont have animals barns do

2.what about forests

3.what about presevation parks

4.what about pet stores

I HAVE OUTsmarted BULLET

[MrMarkusGaming]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[Avak8904]

Press 6

wait for him to smack his grenades together

press 1

?????

PROFIT

[jacob0876]

POW!(explodes)



[jabbernaut52733]

1. turn on captions.

2. go to 1:07

3. ROFL

[doritoking556]

POW

[Oblivion272]

Heavy: POW!!

[Slicezorr]

Press 2 repetately

[ACX352395]

Some reason I always think that the Soldier will marry a Japanese woman...

[AwesomenessItself87]

0:00 - 0:06

Meet the Pyro

[crazyhick58]

Thanks for adding "unless it's a farm." Makes me feel good about being a farmer!

[Theonlyultimategamer]

@mralihakan take the helmet off the soldier in-game by equipping the cheaters lament. Their heads are identical.

[Epiczz115]

Unless it's a farrrrm

[Sporeriffic]

every time the pyro dies in a meet the team video it's a failed take of meet the pyro

[Theonlyultimategamer]

Allow me to point something out. The soldier is the heavies brother.

[MrAlihakan]

@Theonlyultimategamer What makes you say that?

[TheMarioMan1]

What are the two teams even fighting about?

[Captainofbadasssquad]

@TheMarioMan1 From reading their bios, I would say they're all just insane.

[Seedotguy]

@TheMarioMan1 Fighting over land.Read the comics to learn more.

[jasonlp96]

press 8 for I'm a bunch animals!

[Jlemay117]

1:12 HIS EYES!!!

[danchik1998]

0:06 Random crit servers #FTW

[FcoHdz66]

they should make a movie of tf2

[Pokepal405]

I think he's been hit in the head a little too much dont u think

[I0kcguitarassasin]

At minute 0:11 it puts COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL

[pvtshepered]

I love this video, I just hate the sound it plays when you thumbs up a comment.

[luigikiller1000]

@pvtshepered im not fallin for that

[mybranson78]

1:13 Thumbs Up if You Saw His eyes

[luigikiller1000]

@mybranson78 everyone saw them

[PersondudeAlias]

press 8, wait a second or so, repeat... "I'm a bunch of animals..."

[CommunistXxXKitteh]

Valve, y u no make meet the pyro?

[TheKill3rBeaver]

Wheres the scout head in the zoo? :(

[DarkWarrior747]

Looks like he read the bible wrong and decapitated 30 people without being arrested (the decapitation part)

[Pattarek]

There is no scout head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killerspider101]

@Pattarek I think the one all the way to the right is supposed to be a scout head

[darkATLAS121]

0:00 - 0:06 that was Meet The Pyro