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  • @SlashinatorX Oh I'm gonna get a life you fag. Yours!!!

  • @SlashinatorX I'm gonna snap your neck.

  • Nice blouse.

  • Wish I had seen this before I voted, no, then I might not have voted at all!

  • Get on your knees Hilary!

    Who won???

  • why is it that someone who is black and white automatically makes them black?

  • That easy. Because crackers always consider such children to be niggers. Next.

  • because they are treated as black by society. simple as that

  • a good majority of people don't. Just because you are 1/2 black doesnt mean u are black.

  • HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!

  • @MarkT770 hillary was a bitch

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  • @jachari2fly his birth certificate was fake

  • I resectt you!

  • lol at 3:11-3:15

  • Obama is BLACK for Christ sakes! hahaha

  • not black, ... middle eastern, white, and black... born in Keeenya.

  • White and black combined does not equal "middle eastern". Kenyans are black.

  • how did u get the guy of mad tv

  • she's really pretty. i really like her facial face tho. cool girl !

  • her facial face? as opposed to her other faces that aren't on her face?

  • She is so hot and his facial reactions are classic. Thumbs up.

  • ...yes, because, you know, men have never done anything drastic whilst caught in a whirlwind of emotions.

    =/

    You're single, aren't you?

  • I rest my case.

  • @TrueKaox Women have no self control? That's a lot like saying men are sex driven in every single thing they do, because they have no self control.

  • @Daikiirai Which is true. Because if there was a a million Virgin Models in Iraq... we would not be blowing them up. We would be sending in covert Ops teams instead like Navy Seals. Sneak up and pop a cap in their asses. Regardless. I am not sexist. I just don't give a flying fuck about opinion regards to politics. Whats said is said. Unique and Rare. It took you 9 months to reply to my message. Congrats. You are now a tool of my work.

  • @TrueKaox That's because I just now looked at this video, dumbass. Yes, you are sexist, as not all men are cock-thinking morons like you.

  • @Daikiirai and you... you sound like a straight woman... who had been miss treated by a bad man and for that you probably went lesbian to prove your point. I am sorry for you for him. But I will let you know. I am not the guy to care about what you think so feel free vent if you need to. But I will say this... you are obviously bored. I have my own woman to love and care for... not you. My Safari window has been closed. Cheers to "Anti-Manism"

  • @TrueKaox You're quite smart. Yes, I'm a straight woman who has been mistreated by many men. I like to keep hope that not all of them are that way, yet secretly believe they all are anyway. No, I never "went" lesbian, though. If you truly are a "stereotypical" man, who only cares about sex, I feel very sorry for that woman of "your's."

  • @Daikiirai I hope to god I'm not... then all the work I have done to be original and innovative along with unique and rare... just went to waste. But thanks for hope.

  • hillary is a bitch that never gives up when she always fails

  • that black guy is from madtv

  • lol

  • Im republican for life but out of those two i would of honestly preferred hillary just because lisa nova is playing her

  • Ace! :)

  • The lesser of two evils lol.

  • mad tv ftw rofl :D

  • Hillary really

  • I was going to dedicate "Dream Weaver" to Lisa but shes not easy enough to talk too.

  • you two are both crazy! lol

  • Later on that night, They made love.

    =D

  • Lisa, you're awesome.

  • Jordan Peele is awesome. Lisa Nova is shit. Who the f is she?? Some bag o whore on YouTube who acts like she's famous?

  • mobile

    She is ACTING. Relax will you?

  • You can tell this guy must had issues watching TV growing up rofl.

  • Hey... great video!!

    VERY funny!!

    lol

    Hillary is crazy

  • what-ever

  • ...WE just need a african american

    women....

  • HILLARY CLINTON 2012!!!!!!

  • only if she's on the republican ticket genius...

    How about, Obama 2116 (Michelle)

  • "Obama is Black! have you ever heard of slavery?" funny

  • hey is that Jordan peel

  • lol, women vs blacks?

  • lol, gotta love Jordan Peele ^^

  • lol lol lol everything was true!!!!

  • Sexual Tension much?

  • "Leave it to a white guy to exemplify every stereotype of black people and claim that he can feel our pain... Church, fried chicken, and fucking fat white women- my life as a black man, the Bill Clinton story..." HAH!! Ooooohhhh that is wicked !! Yeah!! It nailed her g-spot so hard!!

  • lol that was good :p

    need to make one of those bout obama and mccain

  • "I have feelings you have feeling i have emotions you have emotions i have a vagina you have a vagina"

  • Lol President Obama already won! You made the vid along time ago!

  • I'm not even American and I find these videos funny

    xD

    Obama all the way though, good on him.

  • Yeah. You're right. Community Channel is a cunt now. You're more better and you don't speak funny.

  • he said the F word and you jumpe...

    o that was the ultimatum!?

  • he has gorgeous eyes

  • isn't that guy from madtv?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA:

    "it must have been real hard for Bill Clinton to grow up in the segregated south as a young black child"

  • hahahaha fried chickem

  • LOL FUCKIN FAT WHITE WOMEN!!!!

  • Man!!! I wanted Hillary to win!

  • hahahaha

  • Lol Obamas black! every heard of slavery? 2:44 lol funny skit.

  • idiot. McCain is Bush with a 5% difference.

  • USA:

    CHECK: AmericanWonderWoman channel

    Search:

    Obama - NOT THE GUY

    Obama's ACORN Voter Fraud

    Re-post

  • This vid made me sOOoOoOo wet LOL S

  • D uMmMmMmMmm hai 2 u. bored? lets chat! im naked! =) maybe D

  • Did I say she is HOT? lol

  • From 2:47 on, F-CKING AWESOME!

  • Latinos and Hispanics; please watch this video:

    watch?v=rdWjjvpH1Qw

    Not a single Latino in Chicago could name one thing Barack Obama did for them besides raise taxes. Chicago is now one of the highest taxed cities in America. Many Latinos in Chicago testified that Obama came around only during election time. If Obama didn't do anything for the Latino community in Chicago, why would he do anything for Hispanics and Latino's nationwide?

  • John McSame and sarah palin are racists. They have been trying to link obama to terrorists to help perpetuate the myth all blacks are criminals. we must put pressure on McSAME to stop the antics.

    SUPPORT CHANGE AND NOT RACISM!

  • Obama - Biden 08

  • "Church, fried chicken and fucking fat white women, my life as a black man"

    That was fucking funny.

  • lmao

  • isnt that one of the cast members of mad tv

  • Yes they were both on mad TV. The African American guy is no longer on mad TV and Lisa Nova, the girl is he is talking to was a featured cast member in the 12th season. Here name was Lisa Donovan on the show.

  • Epic

  • first one was better

  • Oh, please, please, PLEASE make a third one! PLEASE!?

  • the other one was a hell of alot better.

  • Seriously, you're genius~

  • "i have a vagina u have a vagina"lol!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "singing & dancing, accompanied by little pink unicorns, all blowing little rainbow-colored farts that smell like peppermint. This will terrify Putin & the Iranians"

    This is pretty close to Obama's foreign policy. It' easy to tell he has zero experience when he plans on talking these modern Hitlers into seeing the light.

    Neville chamberlain, in blackface. Of course, most democrats never took history and will miss the point anyhow.

  • Hillary Clinton is a racist. That's why blacks are never supporting her again.

  • "Hillary Clinton is a racist. That's why blacks are never supporting her again"

    That's hardly news to anyone. She's always been an elitist, and her husband was born in East Possumnuts, Arkansas, for gods sake. Like most white democrats, he smiles and acts all progressive, but you can bet if Chelsea brought home some Black boyfriend, he'd be looking for rope while Hillary was sewing up the white sheets.

    Anyone who thought the Clintons were "progressive" was smokin' some bad shit.

  • LMFAO @ "little pink unicorns, all blowing little rainbow-colored farts that smell like peppermint"

    HaywuudJablomie you crazy goat fucker. You just made coffee squirt out my nose. I hate you :)

  • Thanks for the thumbs up.Marcusthecommie. Hmm 'Obama a inteligent man that wants only to help our Country'.ROFL,LOL,HAHA.

    You are kidding right?Obama that hangs out with Racist like Rev Wright.Terrorist like William Ayers.Obama who founded Public Allies. Paid Street Thugs.Obama that took $126,349 since 2004 from Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.Obama that has 3 former Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac executives on his staff.Franklin Raines,James Johnson,Jamie Gorelick illegally made millions cooking the books.

  • "Obama that took $126,349 since 2004 from Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.Obama that has 3 former Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac executives on his staff"

    It's funny watching Obama pretending he had nothing to do with the financial mess. McCain and the Republicans tried to stop the pyuramid scheme of Fannie/Freddie a number of years ago, but the Dem. majority stopped it from even getting a Senate vote, so the money would keep pouring in from their crooked friends:

    Top beneficiaries of the crooks: Dodd & Obama.

  • Oh right because republicans have never put corporate interests over the country.

    Fucking republicans come up with one dirty fact about Democrats they think they are the CIA. $124,349 is not gonna cause an economic down fall, but importing 1 billion dollers of goods a month from china on interest, A costly piontless war, and giving million doller tax cuts to billionairs will. Now I cant find any shit on Mc'Cain cuz that guy is actually ok, but dont think that the republicans are good people.

  • I like the first, stoic, version....

  • Even a Alien from Deep Space knows Obama is a communist and a evil Earth Human. If the media had reported on John Edwards having a love child with his 'Video choreographer' (and he is still paying her). Hillary would now be President. Even before the vote in November. Yep she would have already moved in to the White House. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • lol

  • hehe

  • pause at 3:13 jordons face is weird

  • their great together this was really funny

  • Protest the system, VOTE 3rd Party!!

    Obama/Biden = Trash

    McCain/Palin = Trash

    THEY BRING YOU NO CHANGE, look at their voting record, they are for MORE WAR and MORE SPENDING overseas. This means the United States becoming poorer. You fools should have listened to Congressman RON PAUL

  • Your not protesting by voting independant, you're voting REPUBLICAN.

    You lost the election for Al Gore. Dont so the same thing to Obama!

  • Voting independant had no influence on Al Gore's loss!!! Al Gore won in the first place!!!

  • Al Gore is another corporate globalist stooge, who cares if he lost, he would've been exactly like Bush accept that he could put sentences together. Get over it. The only people who can have the establishment shaking in their boots are third party candidates and those who think like REAL conservatives. Look at what they did to Ron Paul - they were TERRIFIED of him and had to ridicule him repeatedly on any opportunity they could. Too bad he didn't run third party.

    Vote Ralph Nader 2008!

  • What complete utter nonsense. I could say that voting for Obama is "voting Republican" as well - that sentiment is more realistic than yours (there's no real difference between the two major parties).

    Secondly, it's Al Gore's fault if not enough people like him.

    Third, your vote is only an opinion and in the grand scheme doesn't effect what policies are going to populate the White House; the game is rigged from the start. So protest by voting THIRD PARTY, understand?

    Ralph Nader 2008!

  • lmao nader biah! 3rd parties suck. wut this country needs is marxism or guevara....ism. anarchy is the best way 2 live.

  • Where do you get your info? Obama NEVER voted for war and only wants to tax people making over $200,000. Is that you? It definitely is not me.

    Did you learn nothing from Nader and Perot?

    3rd party=wasted vote.

  • if mccain wins, im moving out of the country

  • good luck with that

  • davet1515 You wanna leave the U.S. I'm sure they'll be floods of tears at the loss. But what coiuntry would accept you Cuba? Iran ? Zimbabwe? Just stay away from Western democracies , with ppl politically mature enough to accept the will of the ppl

  • Uh, Mexico? France? England? Aren't there like 200? And gosh, you guys take this so seriously. Sheesh.

  • davet1515 These are democracies where the ppl ,whilst not necessarily happy at the result , are grown up enough to get on with life . AND PLS STAY AWAY FROM ENGLAND! We don't need you!

  • FUCK YOU! CANADA!!! DUMBSHIT

  • wrestblob You meant " FUCK YOU CANADA!!"

    CANADAS not bad . YOU are advancing very profound intellectual arguments, clearly a discourse with one so intelligent fills one with fear. Pussy!

  • correction: $250,000 =)

  • Obama voted for the war.. When Bush said we needed it to protect America.

  • Lisa Nova is so 1337.She has some of the Madtv cast featured in her vids.

  • Even Greenspan said McCain's tax cuts wouldn't work. Plus Palin's a straight liar. How many times will she credit herself for Bridge to Nowhere? Is someone going to draft a new speech for her.Did u ppl even watch her interview? Some of u have no idea what you're talking about and it's obvious...

  • As far as the race issue is concerned,Look--when's the last time you've EVER heard of a Republican getting even 10% of the black vote? Most black ppl are democrats.Most black voters will vote for a Dem. Do you ppl know anything? Also if O screws up how does that make ME look badly? If ppl are ignorant enough to judge an entire group of ppl by the actions of ONE individual then they are CLEARLY too stupid to be taken seriously.

  • It's only when you discuss the issue among whites that the whole race thing comes up anyway. But WE'RE the racists ones, yeah right.

  • 'Community organizing',indeed.Obama was the one to talk troop withdrawal and negotiations w/Iran.If Obama is supposedly so freakin clueless than why is the White House, (bush)falling in step with his ideas,i.e., issuing a 8000 troop withdrawal & attempting to negotiate with Iran concerning their nuke program? Surely this is evidence of sound judgement?

  • I concur.

  • That's right, it has nothing to do with color. Easy excuse for blacks. There are many smart black people in politics that I'll be proud to vote for. As for comunity organiser, he has to get ready to CHANGE diapers after John and Sarah will be our leaders and Obama will shit himself big time.

  • (continued from previous) I'm all for racial equality; it doesn't make sense to discriminate against someone for something they can't help like color of skin. But I am also against "reverse discrimination" where we are deliberately voting for a person because of the color of their skin. I urge everyone, whether you are for Obama or McCain, to look at the issues, not the fluff, promises, and propoganda, but what the candidates and their running mates plans for the future really are.

  • mccain committed treason in vietnam. mccain is an old and dying crook. he should have been charged and sent to jail. his service does not qualify him for a third bush term.

    sarah palins a ho!!!

    obaaamanation!

  • I like mccain, and I dont hate obama, i actually like him even though i have mostly republican veiws, I just really hate Sarah Palin. Im worried that if he's elected she will turn him the wrong direction, If I was old enough enough to vote, I might vote for obama.

  • shes prety...and hot..lol...

  • Obama 08!

  • Obama intern totally won that debate.

  • lol

    Was that John Edwards breaking it up?

  • Rudy Giuliani

  • Talk about a heated discussion

  • People should really use thier brain, If you vote Mccain for president then you in directly voting for Sarah Palin as president. I mean Mccain looks like he could crook it any time now hence making Paling president.

  • My thoughts exactly....and you should also vote McCain if you want to punish your children by getting them drafted.

  • mccain/palin!! :)

  • The media is biased against Obama!

    -He has a PhD but the media never tells people!

    -He once saved a boys life at the beach but we never hear about it!

    -He is vegetarian but we were never told!

    Dont believe the right-wing lies and vote for Obama & Biden!

  • You think the media is biased against Obama? HAHAH! If the media wasn't carrying Obama's water he'd have never made it out of the primary.

  • of course they are biased agianst him and you are falling for it!

    The media never tells us  he once volunteered at a homeless shelter everyday for 3 months! a good president needs a good heart.

    Me and all my Democrats brothers and sisters will stand up against McSame - victory for Obama our Dear Leader!

  • Oh, buddy, you should hear the bullshit your democrat brothers and sisters have been spewing out against Sarah Palin.

    And, btw, what does being a vegetarian have to do with running a country? I mean, good for him, but seriously? It doesn't MATTER. That's probably why you haven't heard it before.

  • Obama is our champion, our hero...Palin is from Alaska...we don't need a Canadian in the White House!

    Vote Obama, Obama our King!

    Let us rejoice the day we are ruled by Barack and Michelle Obama!

  • ruled? What do you think he is, a GOD? Oh, no, he's your king.

    You are so stupid.

    FREEDOM IS WORTH WARS. The reason Obama has the RIGHT TO THE PRESIDENCY is because of a war. A WAR. No diseases? Are you THAT STUPID? He isn't the freaking messiah, ok? He can't stop diseases.

  • He can help put an end to diseases and he can end wars. He can also help to putting an end to global warming - listen to Obama's speeches, he has said all these things, he speaks form the heart! He is an honest man and will make it to the White House!

    My Democratic brothers and sisters - let us support and carry Barrack and Michelle Obama to the White House!

  • No one can stop diseases. Whatever you think, he's not the messiah, mmkay? He may be honest but, unfortunately, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH. He needs courage, EXPERIENCE, a backbone, a BRAIN, ang guess what else. Global warming is an over-dramatized load of bull.

  • Obama is courageous - he once jumped into the sea to save a drowning boy - but the media never tells us that! they are biased against him!

    He has the intelligence and judgment to make our lives better - he won't break his promises! All these things were ssaid at the Democratic Convention - i was there!

    Obama and Biden '08!

    Barrack and Michelle Obama - our new rulers!

  • Vegetarian means he loves animals - if he loves animals then he will ove humans because we are also animals.

    He doesnt want to see living creatures die - that means no wars and no diseases. we democrats can see that, why cant everyone else?

  • REALLY SERIOUSLY? How exactly does that work? You democrats only exist because republicans keep you safe from the real world where the zebra and the lion are not buddies! GROW UP and realize that if you don't protect your house, then you will not have one! Oh yeah mr democrat, and quit protecting the criminals that enjoy all the laws you idiots are passing to prevent law abiding citizens from defending themselves!

  • Obama loves all animals, even zebras and lions! especially all humans!

    He speaks from the heart, an honest man and a wonderful leader.

    Obama our dear leader - we support you!

  • Omg I love you

    mccain/palin for the win.

  • again with the ruling part. I'm sorry, sweetie, but you're a complete idiot if you want to be ruled by ANYBODY. McCain is courageous. He was tortured for five years for his country.

  • so were a lot of other soldiers...

  • Um, excuse me, how the hell does being tortured make you courageous. Are the detainees at Guantanamo Bay courageous? Most of them are, after all, being detained because they 'fought for their country'. Hell, some of the defendants from the Nuremberg trials were tortured, are they qualified to run for president? John McCain was tortured because he was caught, and that's what happens to the majority of war prisoners; I suppose he qualifies simply because he was fighting for the "good country."

  • Well it definitely helps. He's definitely more qualified than Obama.

    mccain/palin08

  • Oh yeah, that definitely explains it all. I mean you don't need any details to back up your claim, just saying it makes it true, right? Never mind the fact that neither of them has any credible executive experience, the fact that McCain proved he can fire a gun makes him that much more qualified. Please.

  • yeah, and the fact that he's been in congress and senate and passed some real legislature and actually CHANGED things, instead of just speaking change.

  • again, you are very specific here. I can't see why I'm debating someone who actually knows their stuff so well. I mean, does it matter that Obama is also in the congress and senate and CHANGED things? Of course not.

    And as a black person who doesn't use the 'easy excuse', I find it very funny that every Obama debate inevitably turns to race, especially since the ones who start it are 'all for racial equality'. Why not practice what you preach and stop lumping us all together, asshole.

  • Obama was in snate for a grand total of two years and has never been in congress. What, exactly, has he done? Oh yeah. Community organizing. Forgot that. Yep.

    And as to the rest, voting for a black man cause he's black is just as damn stupid as voting for a white man cause he's white. Racism goes both ways, asshole.

  • Excuse me, did you sleep through government class? The house and senate make up congress, idiot.

    I'm sorry, supporting impoverished neighborhoods for very little pay isn't noble at all. All this, opposed to McCain dumping his cancer stricken wife for a beer baroness trophy wife. That sounds like someone with character, right?

    Learn your shit before you try to have a real debate, asshole.

  • Community organizing?

    Oh wait, so he's done a really great job keeping drugs and crime off are streets, he's put money into are schools for better learning environments for the kids.

  • did you know more people died this summer in Obama's chicago district than in Iraq at the same time?

    Chicago's mafia owned, dude. It's gonna take a lot more than Obama to get that city straight.

  • while as a community organizer he did some good things QuoiRoc...now to mock that is your perogative...but he did do service to the community in a meaningful way...and he himself acknowledged how frustrating it was to see change come from his efforts and how long it took in the process...when he got asbestos moved out of the local buildings that were killing citizens...that took years...but don't discredit his efforts to change the community. it is more than alot of people do.