Shit Suburban Moms Say

[Franciumflourine]

Mum: quickly, run inside and get my "phone, etc"

Me: Where is it?

Mum: I don't know

[lenMart15]

This is my mom! and we don't even live in the 'burbs. =D

[GlitterLoveSparkle]

You just described my MOM, my AUNT, and my GRANDMA

[barnbum6693]

So funny!

[arykalove]

2:12 my mom omg.

[InsidersHealthTV]

The junk food slap down takes the cake on the Shit Health Snobs Say video!

[kittenwitten]

My mom is always saying "I'm going on a diet tomorrow, we're all eating healthy starting tomorrow!"

[AnthroJez]

All that hairspray isn't gonna help your headache at all.

[cameohenderson]

horizon milk

[CrayonsNWafflecones]

"ADEAL!" haha i love how she pronounces adele

[malin6811]

is this a girl or a guy?!?!?!?!?!?

[PiggyzNFaithie713]

@ 2:59 Soo My Mother -,-

[TheIvycoles213]

wow you are crazy looking

[beautyassasin]

you ate salad with a steak knife. wait, you ate salad with a knife.

[fierorrr]

its a woman trapped inside a man's body :P

[freefallingdream]

AHH! its my mom! YES. love..

[SharkBaitOoohHaha]

2:55...story of my life. Bahahaa

[TheComradical]

obviously a girl

[Jessslin11]

My mom doesn't say any of this.. But he does a good girl voice!

[keymontadennis]

@Jessslin11 Thats a women

[NataliaGullyna]

its not the rite bang for the shape of your face. do a side one ! u would be prettier ;)

[Yahslick89]

She has very nice bone structure!

[FreshwaterPlimpiez]

"my diet starts tomorrow. *stuffs face with chocolate* tomowwow we're aww eating healfy."

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

Can't tell of its a dude or a chic?

[virginiathegreat91]

yep. very accurate

[Tevil331]

2:57 that is soooo my mom

[weezel365]

Dude, chick, not sure... big jaw, I'd still hit it

[emann43]

watched her other vids and i cant tell if this is a dude or a woman.

[BabyBrunette313]

lol the part with the purse, and "wheres my keys" accurate as fuck

[thatbirdftw]

Definitely my mom... XD

[hopelesscase65]

This is a day in the life of my mom. "there is no drinking in this house!" *couple minutes later* "joey (her uncle thats a year older than her) lets have a smirnoff!" ugh marissa you are driving me crazy give me my xanax. and the rest of her day she is on the phone or watching t.v

[blue90stars]

@LaurenAwesomesauce1 same as my mom. they act like they do everything jesus. 

[snuggykitten]

I feel like I know this woman! Great video!

[dct4eva]

Yep. This video is about my mother. lol.

[baremisfits]

In the thumbnail, she / he looked like Keira Knightley.

[mountainleone]

How do you twat?

[paris30032]

Damn dude, so many crosses in the background of one of these rooms!

[ahsidna]

She kind of looks like Shane Dawson...

[MegaNewmom]

its a funny vid. but if most sub moms or wifes are this dumb, it explains all the retarted kids at the playground.

[BetterThanTheBest32]

This was stupid..

[justinewestbrook]

This is my mom....hahahahahha with less makeup...

[byranicon]

i would stick it in this girl. B=======D~~~

[OTAKU91NYAN]

no baby i'm making dinner. Oh hello pizza hut? LMAO

[glitterpimpp]

my mom sasy 17 of these things... yes i fucking counted

[stephaniemchanonfan]

? i dont think suburban moms say this... of course, i dont live in the city, but we are very close to the stores

[rjhaiat]

check out the adorable and hilarious video, "Sh*t Babies Say"

[AllTheBestIntentions]

Why are people writing such rude ass comments? This girl is very pretty and does NOT look like a man. CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE

[Mrgrayraiden20]

These are the kinds of women I used to have to deal with when I worked as a bagger. makes me glad i dont have to deal with that anymore

[14830emilylair]

Johnson County... haha

[why23not23comedy]

This sounds like my mom, so much . LMAO<3

[MawWesty]

her face looks painful.

[AGFA1TH]

great freaking video i really loved it:DDDDDD

[mvctecr76]

she has great teeth haha

[ellohappy]

this sounds more like a (teen) mom

[sonuvabitch224]

Fucking a milf dude. She can sit on my face til the cows come home

[missleisures]

corona in a champagne glass.

[xxAzarxxxx]

lol these kinds of videos are just awesome nuff said

[aliensupremacy2]

nigger

[mjfanatic0]

"i guess ill do it since i do everything around here" my #1

[aah3504]

I'm glad my mom is Asian.

[aah3504]

Wow.  White folks are disturbingly boring.

[GirlieGirl884]

This was awesome! You also should add "ohhh don't tell your father", "see what you do to me?", "how do you send an email?", "be careful what you put on Facebook" and my moms number one saying... "you want to know what they said on the doctors about....."

[Krunchy201]

"I don't understand why you can't have nice normal friends" I get that all the time

[LaLaLandMUA]

Somebody hand me the thing that's by the deal that's next to the thing that's next to the deal.....

[MultiMusiclover09]

Lmao lmao this is hilarious :-)

[jameroo3498]

WHERE ARE MY KEEYYSS? - every. day.

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

my mom alwayss says "i guess i'll do it since i do everything around here" yeah right mom. you do nothing but go to work, come home, lay on the couch while drinking coke and wating gilmore girls, and then go to bed.

[bunbunthebadhobo]

@LaurenAwesomesauce1 I REQUEST THE HIGHEST OF FIVES

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

@bunbunthebadhobo i would love to but im afraid that the highest of fives is impossible for me to do. for you see, i am much too short for that. lol!

[callmeadoll]

@LaurenAwesomesauce1 exept my mom doesnt go to work xD ahhhhhh golddiggers

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

@callmeadoll my momma is not a gold digger. lol! both my parental units work

[kristenmr1993]

Suburban moms don't look like whores.

[LowercasePray]

Are they pregnant? did they get you pregnant? D;

[ALeoaVigilante]

lmao so TRUE!!!!



[Sccrgurl13]

I know some moms like this lol :p for the burbs

[nevershoutkelsie211]

@Mfitz819 I live in suburbian VA and my family and all my friends' families have plenty of class, and are far from trashy, thank you very much.

[ifuckinglovegaga]

Adeal!!

[chewychibi03]

THAT IS A NICE ASS HOUSE.

[elfderia]

75% of that is true.....unfortunately...i hate it when my mom requests my friends.on facebook to.spy on them.

[livialioness07]

My mom plays words with friends, and she gets upset when my sister quits playing.

[Pamweezy15]

" How do you twat? " OMG I'm LMFAO!

[zomgEricka]

lol my moms NEVER said any of this.. xD

[cashmoney21892]

LOL when she pulled the plant out of her purse

[mashkanyc]

u have the same birthmark as me on the right wrist. so freaky I never seen anyone else w it in all my life!

[BMSMisFits]

hahaha words with friends

[Inconseethebilletee]

Is this a man?

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

@Inconseethebilletee

This seriously needs to not be a top comment. I don't understand why it is.

Stop being stupid. It's bad for you.

[Insouciantly]

Unplugging the internet and the phone bill thing. Omg. My mom.

[amanda1989]

LMAO the young and the restless

[desireisp0ison]

you're gorgeous 

[LadyDimples92]

seriously one of the best out of all sh*t people say vids

[yesshelby]

WHY DOES THIS EVEN HAVE DISLIKES?

[catsandhelvetica]

This is my mother.

[motokoHEARTS]

I love the crucifixes in the bedroom. 

[JellyInvasion]

"Imma unplug the internet"

"that's the printer"

LOL my mom just did that exact same thing yesterday

[jewelbenn]

"pizza bites."

[PneumonicFungus]

LOL. "Who are they? Do they smoke? Do they smoke cigarettes? Do they drink? Do they drink alcohol? Are they pregnant? Did they get YOU pregnant?"

[robcalicchio]

i have that printer lol

[thesceniebaby]

Lol shes like my mom except she doesnt douche xD

[annenyctheoriginal]

@thesceniebaby right? i got lost at the douche thing. do people still do that?

[thesceniebaby]

@annenyctheoriginal lol maybe old people xD my moms like awesome though :p

[Mfitz819]

This should be called "Shit White Trash Suburban Moms Say". I grew up in suburbs & my mom/family has class. This girl is portraying trash. She's probably from some southern state, or VA or something.

[illplaywithfire]

her jawline lol

[RandomUserX99]

really? white moms in the suburbs cares that much about douching their vajayjay? Whomever for? Jorge?

[gercc89]

do u want me to pick u up in easy street! lol

[rickloy]

lol, someones mum refused to buy them a new iPhone...

[sketchbookMonster]

I find it hilarious and also sad that 50% of these are true.

[Karenwise69]

check out ---> shit girls say to police  lol

[nosnivek4]

Lol

[Shaggybby17]

I hate wen mom asks whose this number lol

[SelenesMom]

Should be retitled, but too unfunny for me to think up a title. Stopped watching early on at "Speak English, I don't like Spanish." But the stuff about kids and their private parts was no better. UGGGGG

[robair9911]

these arent funny. and this isn't even close to reality

[Primape92]

she looks 20! Too young to be a suburban mom or the type that you're depicting!

[littlemisDana]

@Primape92 That's kinda the point with these videos. And 90% of "Shit girls say" things are boys in wigs.

[LeahKaiulani]

Its like you followed my cousins mom around or something xD

[JChapman515]

"How do you twat???".LMFBOOOOOO

[LadyOfTheNordic]

My mom says some of that to me(well, a lot ) mainly because I'm a metal head chick xD she hates the Tripp pants, she hates it when I wear skirts, hates my friends with long hair and beards, don't even get her started on my boyfriend who I call "Viking" or Rhycifer who I stay up late talking to xD

[npnat06]

Omg sooo my mom!!

[kewine111]

no that's me!



[seoulheartless28]

"found it" OMFG so accurate.and my mum says.."how do you spell...?"

[mscutebooty7]

she looks like bethany frankel

[MsHeatherMs]

Creepy Bedroom at 0:54 : /

[the26thhour]

Fuck ur gonna regret this when u have kids

[TheHam322]

"what, you want me to pick you up on easy street?"

[geicolizard]

i dont think my mom says any of this..........

[kaloka529]

Not a mom,, But Have actually spend hours looking for my phone,, only to find it in the fridge... :/

[FuckYouBichAzzNiggaz]

Not that funny sorry bitch

[SuperNdude]

she's really hot, just saying

[RaidersRawesom15]

nice house

[VortexIntegra]

No! it's not normal to get a race car stuck up your ass! XD XD XD XD

[BadgerCheese94]

" Where are my keys!" pulls out pot of plant

[imaninjamonkey]

whore

[ChelleyFish]

Tomorrow, we are ALL eating healthy

[lexxypexxy]

what is the difference between suburban moms versus city mothers? o.O

[KALsounds]

You kinda look like Shane Dawson

[lolupwntagain]

HOLY SHIT OTHER PEOPLES MOM ARE AS BATSHIT CRAZY AS MINE!??!

[heyitscaroline]

"See you get sassy with me when I unplug the internet!!!!"

[AdamColemanDaniels]

LOL what's with all the crosses in that room? 0:55 is that your exorcism bedroom? where you let out ALL the demons! HA!

[IrritableGiraffe]

"i guess i'll do it since i do everything around here" <--- MY MOM SO MUCH.

[medmed974]

OMG this is like suburgatory

[nickbissel1]

this is spot on....

[MsSkyCanvas]

YUS

[Mellionz]

My Mom... it's so scary how much this really IS my mom.

[Theonewhocreates]

"ADELLLLLLEEEEEEEE!"

[mochenmat]

You are beautiful.



[annison8231]

hahaha the phone in the refrigerator... my mom does that...

[Kam902009]

LOL "how do you twat?"

[hotride90]

this is the funniest "shit...." ive ever see. *applause*

[righttoremainwicked]

"why can't you just have regular friends.." xD

[SpringtimeRosePetals]

my mom ALWAYS says "hand me that thing that's next to the thing" bahah

[TheKylenolan]

I applaud your parents, for creating a future MILF.



[lemonice2700]

This is the exact opposite of my mom

[Crazycro905]

at 0:50 whats with all the crosses above the bed. I am a catholic and that just freaked me out...

[jstewart9356]

That jaw line is more defined than a serrated knife.

[flawedxromancexo]

Please tell your mom douching isn't good for your vagina! The vagina is a self-cleaning organ, and douching increases the likelihood that surface bacteria gets into your vaginal canal and/or cervix, which can cause vaginal infections. Sorry, I couldn't get over how many times douching was mentioned kjtldk;jf;lg.

[xxxlyricsjustforyou]

Everytime I say, "hey mom, can i have some advil? my (insert body part) hurts"

"Maybe you're getting your period!!"

I swear, she WANTS me to get my period.

[irishkk99]

"i guess i'll do it since i do everything around here". hahaha how many times have i heard that

[minielk454]

i'm too white trash to understand this.

[mxcnprd10]

I almost died when she disconnected the printer lol

my mom does the same thing

[time2watchtvNOW]

my mom does the dog thing

[bix902]

omg some of that stuff sounded quite a bit like both my parents. "Who is this person, do I know them, why are you talking to them?" type things as well as more

[o0oLuckyStaro0o]

This is sooo not true.

[irishkk99]

@o0oLuckyStaro0o this is spot on!

[sarahmillzz]

"I'm gonna call your father."

CLASSIC.