Awkward eye contact at the gym - Burnistoun - Episode 2

[oOIIDaveIIOo]

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[Adrienne2610]

Why argue on a youtube video, its really pointless and pathetic.Just saying by the way!!!!!!!!!!!

[iiBlux]

arsepiece



[RocNationification]

Wainpiece!

[JohnBoiUyt1]

wits everycunt arguein awr slang fir :S diz it make a diff if ye fukin tawk lit this .. compaired to speaking like this ? 99% ae the time yill stillunderstawn us any wie ::S its no as if we use slang aww ehh time fs wae dnt wawk inty wurk or an interview n go shappnin mukker hows it gawn fuck sake !!!

[ash1204diver]

@JohnBoiUyt1 didn't understand a word of that

[JohnBoiUyt1]

@ash1204diver thats because it was typed if it was spoken tae yae yae would probably understand it :)

[thompson223]

His face glaring across is fuckin class

[YourTextEre]

he looks like billy corgan from smashing pumpkins

[CodOverloadNoob]

ARSEPIECE x7 Fuckin hilarious

[kmkmkeyblade]

What's up with the captions?! XD

[KinDzaDza123123]

10 people have an awkward eye contact at the gym

[RMick89]

Most of the people commenting on here are a bunch'a fuckin Arsepieces!

[XAnimasticX]

imagine seeing this without the music and their voices

[kstalt]

@XAnimasticX mute the video :P

[ugforthewin]

Quality programme xD

[imaDIRK2010]

anybodyelse notice that there re only 2 rowing machines in the gym lol 0:02

[cammyrutherford]

john wrights sports centre shokk gym i live were most ae burnistoun was filmed



[thebeetalls]

our space?

[MrMexicanchicken]

this makes me want to call someone arsepeice.

[Mara200XMex]

Wow, it's incredible seeing all those coments about "Scottish are not British!"

Well, I see it like the fact with the term "Americans". The USA calls itself "America" and the people from there "americans", and the world know them like that, but hey, are A LOT of other countries in America and all of them are americans, not just the USA's people...

Anyway, if Scotland, Wales and England are from the British Isles or just Great Britain, that don't make them all British geographically speeking?

[ElGeecho]

Excellent.

[MICKYMAVYT]

LOL

[yaoifan1234]

arse peice arse peice arse peice hahahahaha

[djbazcampbell]

it's just slang from typing on msn from 13 habit. i don't think we r independent either, just don' t consider my self a part of the place. i'll leave it at tht, ur still an arsepiece tho! catch yae

[ranbrent]

wtf people keep saying scotland isn't britain it fucking well is.....stop living in the fucking clouds....if you wan't scotland to be free then vote...pathetic arsepieces.

[VIKINGODIN]

@ranbrent LOL RIGHT on man

[djbazcampbell]

@ranbrent another arse piece, wer scottish...if ur not from here then dnt speak bout things u can't understand... fed up with ppl declaring we'r brittish... trying to take credit for our coolness. is this programme showen in britain...or just scotland...pathetic? im laughing more at ur statement than this amazin clip

[ranbrent]

@djbazcampbell I am scottish but stop fucking saying you're not british...you are british!!!!!!!

look at your passport!...of course i dont want to be british but thats why i vote and try to make a difference your so pathetic....not like people of your standards thinking just because your from scotland doesn't make you real scottish...scotland don't have an army if we want to fight we are put in the "british army"....you are scottish and british.....want to be just scottish? then vote.

[djbazcampbell]

@ranbrent i do vote! and i know wot my pport says...thts a legal doc cant change tht or cant travel if any one asks me or anyone i know if wer from great britain we reply no.scottish. n don't find it pathetic, people of my standards, u duno anything about me silly little arsepiece lol

[ranbrent]

@djbazcampbell Im the same when people ask me where i am from i say Scotland...but Scotland still is in Britain...you have to get that through your head....Scotland is in Britain....and your passport can change alot of things my friend...And you standards? well first your spelling isn't so good and you think Scotland is independent .

[donfanto1]

@ranbrent scotland is independet, its that just its temporary conquered by britain

[TobY2Bias]

hahahah only in scotland :)  ARSEPIECE brillian

[GMcC1875]

ARSEPIECE

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Am your worse fuckin nightmare arsepiece

[NightinGal89]

ahahahahahaha. too funny.

[LulzMania1]

ARSEPIECE!

[MrMojo6750689]

This is funny doesn't matter where its from

[laurenwalnut199]

LMAO!!

[TheBlasties]

Dear lord whats with all the people bitching in the comments

[dayday8421]

It depends oan if yur writin the way ye talk. Maist folk dinni bit some dae awrite?

[skar02]

@dayday8421 Aye sum dae mate but yae look like a dik

[SiiriLentz]

7 people are an ass piece! 

[duncanmotorsport]

@SiiriLentz no ass , its arse!!

[cmcdade80]

Guys its a comedy whats with all the political pish! I hope its just me and you in the changing room!

[aimz4132]

its a scottish comedy

the uk and britian are collections of countries

am scottish not british i have never considered masel british.

SCOTLAND is not BRITIAN!!!

[stevok777]

@aimz4132 Scotland is British you geographic and political n00b. It's part of Great Britain

[aimz4132]

@stevok777

I am sorry but Scotland is a country Britian is made up of

Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England

it was named Britannia after the roman invasion

get it rite i've lived in Scotland my whole live i am Scottish

and i dont care about being politically correct

i am scottish and

an english person is english

[stevok777]

@aimz4132 First you say: "SCOTLAND is not BRITIAN!!!" then you said "Scotland is a country Britain is made up of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England"

So Scotland is makes up Britain yes? Then Scotland is also considered British. A Scottish person is Scottish but he is also British. An English person is English but also British.

Are you 5 years old? Does your dad know you're on his computer?

[TUUK2006]

@aimz4132 If you were truly Scottish, you would have written "right", not "rite". I smell an American...

[aimz4132]

@TUUK2006

excuse me am scottish.

scottish folk dinni spell rite right like that all the time get it right

next time get ur facts straight afore u say stuff like that arite

[Antipopularization]

@aimz4132 I don't understand why a local accent is implemented on to text.

[robin22391]

@Antipopularization

its a language called scots to some extent.

[aimz4132]

@Antipopularization

am sorry but most of ma days are spent in Glasgow. Ma town is filled wi so many different types of slag cos we're right in the middle of Glasgow and Edinburgh.

i'm so sorry if I am using slag when i write but thats me and I'm proud

now drop it right

[tigerfoot945]

@aimz4132 I think you mean 'slang' dip shit...

[aimz4132]

@tigerfoot945 i did it's called a mistake

[cometas101]

@aimz4132 I am Scottish yet I don't feel the need to use slang, especially as I can't really understand most of it anyway. What's the point, you sound illiterate.

[darnadams]

@cometas101 cause we like to follow our culture.

[cometas101]

@darnadams that's not culture! Speaking like a commoner with words that you made up just isn't cricket!

[ash1204diver]

@darnadams get off YouTube and eat some haggis if you're such an ambassador of Scotland!

[darnadams]

@ash1204diver away you and die ya black bastard

[cometas101]

@darnadams I'm from Ayr you racist ignorant twat!

[darnadams]

@cometas101 suck ma dong ya choad.

[cometas101]

@darnadams Sorry what does that mean, suck your tiny penis, because no one else will or a borrower could easily fit it in? you piece of scum.

[ARemedyFrosty]

@cometas101 Stop arguing with everyone on this video you little dick bitch!

[cometas101]

@ARemedyFrosty oh ok, as you asked so nicely. You're a sad little man.

[darnadams]

@cometas101 Exactly fuck off no one wants you in this video so away tan you're wrists little prick :)

[cometas101]

@darnadams tan? I have a lovely tan from my recent holidays thanks! can you fit on a plane or are you fully bed ridden?

[darnadams]

@cometas101 you bro

[JamezM96]

@ash1204diver shut it arsepiece

[cometas101]

@JamezM96 and that's the extent of your intelligence...

[JamezM96]

@cometas101 ha was only kidin

[cometas101]

@JamezM96 Fair play!!

[epicphailbro]

@cometas101 I also am scottish and i hate slang it is terrible. When someone is using alot of slang i feel uncomfortable talking to them. Not only that but for those learning english slang just makes a language barrier within a language barrier...

[Be4TinGyoU]

@epicphailbro What's the point in trying to speak all proper if you speak slang naturally, wouldn't you just be being fake then?

[Be4TinGyoU]

@cometas101 So in other words you're a fake who speaks all proper when it isn't even natural for you to speak that way hmm arsepiece!

[cometas101]

@Be4TinGyoU Originally from Ayr, moved to the Canaries for 5 years & now in England, is it up to you to decide how I should speak? or is it the fact that I'm educated that annoys you so much? "All proper"?? Generally I speak "All proper" so I can interact with other humans outside of Scotland, so I can get places in life, you know, further than Glasgow. You should try that some time, might make you less of an 'arsepiece' as you so delicately put it.

[Be4TinGyoU]

@cometas101 Speaking properly doesn't mean you're educated, my sister moved to edinburgh 5 years ago and now she speaks without any slang. It's a conscious effort to speak properly when you've spoken a certain way your whole life. Don't assume you know someone just coz they disagree with you on something, i speak 4 languages and play poker for a living which means i travel every other week so in the words of a true scotsman 'get it rite up ye'!

[cometas101]

@Be4TinGyoU So why do you assume that I spoke like that before I moved? I never did, not at school, not at home, there's no need to! I don't care if you disagree or not, your prerogative.

Poke for a living?! Where do you go, the casino in Glasgow?! wow!

[Be4TinGyoU]

@cometas101 Lol you jelly?

[cometas101]

@Be4TinGyoU Jelly?

[scottishbabefe]

ARSEPIECE lol

[stevie301271]

Look at me arsepiece, fuckin brilliant.

[johnny1875]

@scottishlad1987 Fair enough mate if you want to be British, go ahead! I am Scottish, will never be British! I have still to meet a Scottish person who describes themself as british!

[WildJockMcNasty]

You fancy me or summin ........arsepiece

[TheScootscoot73]

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[foxiewhisper]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Antipopularization]

English people are so funny haha

[09BboyAssassin09]

@Antipopularization these guys are scottish btw

[Antipopularization]

@09BboyAssassin09 No shit, Sherlock.

[09BboyAssassin09]

@Antipopularization y'd u say english ppl r funny ?? o.O

[CraigLaurieYcb1]

@MissReibot

arsepeice ;D !

[MissReibot]

Arsepiece!

[A542z]

nice accents, really like to learn!

[gorehound4life]

welcome tae scotland.

enjoy yer stay.

aresepiece.

[DualFrodo]

@CAPITALGAINSBRAH EXACTLY

[LaughingPsycho]

Six folk are now arse pieces.

[goodguitaristatmetal]

arsepiece

[awferfuksake]

Hilarious!!!!

[kieranell1]

Scottish humour has to be a million times better than english humour !

[ohsnaphighfive]

this is 5 million% more awkward with the audio off

[DingKong]

This is as funny as f*ck. And if you don't think so then you're an arsepiece :-)

[Momo869]

YOU ARE NOT MORE OF A MAN THAN ME ARSEPIECE!

[DAVROSS44]

Fucks with all this "english havent got patter like this", dont be fucking stupid, us geordies rule the world when it comes to banter! Anyways it doesnt matter where its from its funny as fuck, chill out braveheart!

[kitkatkristy33]

@DAVROSS44 It doesn't matter where you're from. Some people have good patter and some don't.

[VIKINGODIN]

@kitkatkristy33 good stance,good outlook

[kitkatkristy33]

@VIKINGODIN Indeed.

[johnny1875]

@FcBow The British? It's Scottish mate, don't be getting it confused! Although i do know it is confusing for you americans that Britain is made up of 4 different countries

[Bookstop1337]

@johnny1875

Great Britain is composed of England, Scotland, Wales so he's not actually incorrect. If he'd said English, then yes that'd be wrong. The United Kingdom is made up of 4 countries.

[scottishlad1987]

@johnny1875 scottish is british though.

[GmMstr500]

@scottishlad1987 Okay, go up to a Scotsmen and tell him he's the same as a Brit and watch what happens.

[8bitgamersnet]

@GmMstr500 is it not clear by his name that he IS scottish? i'm scottish too (from fife)

I accept that I am British, it doesn't bother me... it's just fact. Scotland, England and Wales are all different parts of Britain...

If someone called me English however, or mistakes the whole of Britain for England THEN I kinda get pissed off :p

[coralbay00]

@GmMstr500 lol. good luck wiv that one scottishlad. i however advise against it. the scotts are proud people generally and won't like it. do not call them jocks either and best just laugh it off if you get called a sassenach.

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

@GmMstr500 I hate the whole britain thing. A load of shite. Were all sepearte countries, just governed by the British government simply because 100's of years ago Scotoland went into serious debt. Scotland then found oil and if it wasn't for the english taking all our money from it, we'd be one of the richest small countries in the world. Arsepiece :L

[scottishlad1987]

@GmMstr500 well, i'm scottish, and i'm british. it's just a fact.

[VIKINGODIN]

@johnny1875 lol some of them or so thick aint they?not all but most.Fuck all exists out of kentucky or whatever state they live in lol,but they rule the earth lol

[TheRadkovich]

subtitles please :)

[classickjr]

BWAHAHAHA

[Transitvanman86]

hello arsepiece lol

[fightinside1]

lol ASSPIECE!

[bitemytail]

Laugh track ruins it.

[ComancheChiefSD]

must be Masons... Illuminati to be more specific

[johno2100]

@ComancheChiefSD The illuminati what a bunch of complete arsepieces!

[Adeel2k11]

Arse Piece AHAHAHAH WHEN and what channel does this come on???

[spokdck]

Ok.....Facepalm......British describes anyone from great britain.As in england scotland and wales.England is English,Scotland is scottish,wales is welsh,but you can all be called british....As far as i know

[androoschlong]

@spokdck and some of ireland

[spokdck]

@androoschlong well yeah,northern ireland,of course

[djbazcampbell]

@spokdck ... we can be but we don't... we r scottish... romans successfully took over BRITAIN, then built a wall round scotland... as we r sum naughty individuals tht don't take piss from no kunt... now u kno sum more arsepiece :)...we'r ur worst nightmare

[cameranzo1]

@FcBow No, Scottish not British.

Soar Alpa

[SexyScotsman1]

scottish not British!!! 

[imnotstpid]

@SexyScotsman1 i think britain is just for the welsh people. scottish people want to be called scottish and english people just want to be called english. its just the welsh coz nobody has ever heard of wales out of the uk

[HughesyRemixes]

@imnotstpid

aye I'm from england and I hate being called British too. I don't know why :L

but I love Burnistoun Nonetheless.

..............................­... Arsepiece. ;)

[BlakeMason2]

Asspiece--that's a new one. But it is so true. You are minding your own effin' business--there's a carpark full of empty machines, but the guy just HAS to dump his asspiece RIGHT by you.

[imnotstpid]

@BlakeMason2 ARSE* not ass =P

[friendlyfrogs1]

haha love it

[ScarlettEmpress]

Rofl! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here!

"Arse piece, I'm your worst nightmare!" BAHAHAHAHA!

[AlLaNaBaBeYy]

ahaaaaaaa......

[Meli596]

Ass Piece :D LOL

[Kharn1]

@Meli596 ARSE piece

[tayllorconnor]

this is so funny wow 0:29

[tayllorconnor]

this is so funny

[XxDargosxX]

Wow they erg like retards, no lean back what so ever.

[TheMarkMathers]

Its clear that all the bad techno music in 'chewin the fat' sketches came from these two fucking legends. Love Ian and Rab!

[AmosRandimos]

aye! two disliking arsepiece dickh*ads ken . Scotland!! :)

[tojiroh]

Two of the viewers are arsepices.

[dkim2015]

scottish accent

[TheSupaFlex]

i wish i had an arsepiece

[FcBow]

The British have cooler insults than we Americans do.

[Aryln831]

@FcBow Although both Great Britain and Scotland are part of the United Kingdom, they're considered Scottish, not British, which makes me wonder why this comment got so highly rated. 'Tards.

[eightySeventh]

@Aryln831 Britain (also known as Great Britain and the United Kingdom) is comprised of Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Scottish, English, Welsh and Northern Irish people can all be called British.

[Aryln831]

@eightySeventh Ohh! I always thought only England called themselves Brits, and that the Scottish, Irish and Welsh were more inclined to call themselves just that. Thanks for the cultural info, lol.

[zappagasm]

@eightySeventh Actually you're both wrong - Britain is the island comprised of Scotland, England and Wales and does not include Northern Ireland, though it is part of the UK :P

[FcBow]

@Aryln831 I'm completely certain that I couldn't give a shit.

[daleleyden24]

@FcBow cooler everything?

I love seeing the process of an american realising that they are american and their country is so... so american?

[grantrfc11]

@FcBow The Scottish**

[flexterM]

@grantrfc11

I was just away to say that

[o0Skott0o]

@FcBow Not British Mate .. SCOTTISH '1

[Phantomlord1606]

@FcBow the fact that you think that is a British accent gives your 'merica status +3

[darkarlok]

@FcBow scottish*

[ScMc17]

@FcBow SCOTTISH!!! not british ! the english do not have banter like this !!

[maxgt500]

@FcBow They're Scottish ye arsepiece

[RayTheFox]

@FcBow And the Scottish have even better.

[Ch0mpyFrank]

@FcBow And the Scots have the best of all ;p

[RayTheFox]

@FcBow Correction - The Scottish have cooler insults.

[ManCanThe]

@RayTheFox Scottish people do have the best insults man its fuckin amazin