I can't stand that they think putting the speedo in the center is a great idea. I want to just have to glance down quick to see my speed, not look right.
I really wanted a mini - I test the drove the base mini- That gave new meaning to the word Jerky ride. The S model was definitely a great improvement but stilla hint of jerky at low rpm. the controls are not intuitive - the guy is right about the Sun roof - how come they haven't fixed that yet. Why no armrest and the optional one is not that great. I still love the Mini - who wouldn't love the shape but there just too many compromises for long term ownership.
I'm not a fan of mini BUT he's just being too negative, A friend of mine owns a club man and we haven noticed those "flaws" he mentions, you can see perfectly what you need to see on the rear view mirror, in handles great, and it's comfortable to ride., Interior is tight but better than the standard mini, my only complain is that there is only 1 rear access door, i think that it would be better a 4 door configuration but i believe it is a great mini
If your to stupid that you cant read the ginormous speedometer numbers then all you have to do is look at the tach and there is a digital speed reading right there!!! If you scuff your fingers on the armrest then lift it up!!! That's why it lifts up if its not height adjustable!!!
I don't think this guy read the owner's manual. If he wanted to see mph, he could have easily done so by changing the settings so the mph is shown digitally on the tachometer. The beauty of the MINI is the quirks, like the center speedometer that pays homage to the original created by the Alec Issigonis, and personally, I like the carrot/candy corn marks used for the fuel gauge.
I've had my Clubman since they were first released and I have never once had a problem with the pillar in the back window. There is nothing small enough to get completely blocked from view by that thing except for maybe a Vespa that's 300ft behind you.
I love my Clubman! Learned how to drive in a '63 Vette, so the view in the interior mirror doesn't bug me one bit. To each their own, drive one, you'll like it!
I'm 6'5" and almost 400 pounds, looking for a car, and when I drove the cooper clubman, it was one of the most comfortable drives I had, the center console was fine, and visibility was slightly impinged but nothing crazy. This guy is just a hater.
For all the detail this chap gives, he misses out some key points. For example there is a digital speedo in the rev counter if you don't like central speedo.
If I can park one of these in a UK size parking space then you're not going to have problems in the US.
If you have the standard suspension the ride is pretty good, firm but comfortable. What do you expect of a sport model?
As for rear legroom, it's still a Mini not a minivan.
The Clubman's not perfect, but not as bad as he makes out.
Also, this retard in reviewing cars, always bitches about "blind spots". Fuck man. Get a fucking blind spot mirror if that fucking bothers this fairy ass so much. Get a Goddamn blind spot mirror. Only retards bitch about blind spots!!!
I can now say the speedometer is truly a crappy design. Not because it's busy, but because the numbers are only marked every 20 mph (on the odd numbers no less; 10, 30, 50, 70 etc) & because there are no marks at all for 5mph increments. Thus, the unmarked line representing '40 mph' is the first mark after 30 mph and always looks like '35 mph' to me.
There's a digital speedo inside the tach that is much more useful than the center-mounted one. As a result, I don't get why all of these reviews whine about the big one. Real drivers don't use it.
Thanks for the psychoanalysis. The reason that "real drivers" don't use the center speedo is two fold. (1) It forces you to take your eyes away from your intended path, and (2) the center speedo is typically off by a few mph (or kph) while the digital readout is generally more accurate.
Wrong faggot. It has been proven again and again that anything digital is not more accurate. The imagined accuracy of anything digital is passed on by moronic faggots such as yourself. OK fagfuck?
The centre speedo is cool! Its just there to add to the funkyness of the car, the digital speedo on the rev counter gives a more accurate readout, so what does it matter if the centre speedo is too "busy" and in your opinion, not very accurate and difficult to read?!
I'll tell you why it matters. Because annotating the speedometer the way they have serves no addition purpose beyond intentionally crippling it's functionality. Yet this anti-feature is never mentioned in any of the MINI promotional materials. And viewers come to these videos to learn EXACTLY that kind of information.
You have got waaay too much time on your hands. Go get a proper fucking job instead of trying to be jeremy clarkson. Who fucking cres if the centre speedo serves "no addition purpose beyond intentionally crippling its functionality." its part of what makes these nice wee cars unique! relax for fuck sakes, its only a speedo!!
Why don't you post your own comment about the MINI instead of just being crass and bitching about my comment and choice of wording? It strikes me that you in fact are the one with too much time on their hands.
standerson1 is a useless British faggot. He knows nothing of a typical British faggot that he is. Fucking useless faggots. All British are fucking useless faggots. If it weren't for BMW, they would be nothing. Jaguar would be nothing as well. All British cars fucking suck.
You are a goddamn fucking useless fucking prat tool. It does not serve a fucking useful purpose, you just fucking admitted it. You said it only adds funkiness and uniqueness. Clearly, it's mostly useless. It's only a speedo? Fucking prat. That's probably the most important part of driving a car; quickly noting the speed of your car fucking faggot!!! And you don't have too much time on your hands useless faggot? Huh faggot? Unique? Fucking useless commentary fagfuck.
I actually like the speedometer. I don't find that it's "busy" at all. Also, the separation between the windows in the back isn't a big deal at all. There's really no reason to complain about it as it doesn't obstruct your vision noticeably.
I love how this guy points out really practical things you only learn from experience. Like the rear pillar blocking the mirror, they somehow forgot to mention that feature on the official Mini websites.
Joe is kinda cool. i hated him at first, hated his voice, but now he's kinda cool. one little 7 year old i can't stand though is Kelsey Mays. god he annoys me.
not "spring loaded" dumbass its called hydraulics.
jh733 3 months ago
The Clubman's my favorite car! I love it! Just look at my username, ClubbyClubman!
ClubbyClubman 4 months ago
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kris5120 6 months ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT...BOUGHT A 2009 CLUBMAN S IN SEPT. 2009....AM 63YRS OLD.....FAVORITE CAR I'VE EVER OWNED...LOVE IT!!!!!!
jmarkcohen1 6 months ago 2
it the mini cooper clubman really mini? or is it the same size as a normal car
TheNicksterminator 8 months ago
@TheNicksterminator
It's smaller than a civic sedan
YOURMOMSMOMSDADSMOM 6 months ago
@YOURMOMSMOMSDADSMOM thanks, i just dont like the blind spot in the back
TheNicksterminator 6 months ago
lets listen to the man who actually knows what he is talking about-quick drive watch and learn:)
watch?v=5L3o5NP_lV4&feature=related
energiefreak 8 months ago
-the sunshade doesn't block the cold in the winter.--
1. its a sunshade (meaning it blocks the sun :)))))) )
2. there wasn't any snow outside
why so negative ??
i get it, its not the car for you
but its still a really cool car, my opinion off course:)
energiefreak 8 months ago
I can't stand that they think putting the speedo in the center is a great idea. I want to just have to glance down quick to see my speed, not look right.
t3hsniper 10 months ago
How unprofessional. It looks like Dante's friend from clerks just gave this review.
00mandrew 1 year ago
this guy is not a hater.
its the minor annoyances that will become major to some ppl, cudos to him for bringing that out.
zorokakashi 1 year ago
lol bugin the crap out of me
hondaftw1234 1 year ago
throw the sport suspension on this car along with the 6 speed, and the car is fun as anything.
FlyingFooBalls 1 year ago
I really wanted a mini - I test the drove the base mini- That gave new meaning to the word Jerky ride. The S model was definitely a great improvement but stilla hint of jerky at low rpm. the controls are not intuitive - the guy is right about the Sun roof - how come they haven't fixed that yet. Why no armrest and the optional one is not that great. I still love the Mini - who wouldn't love the shape but there just too many compromises for long term ownership.
whiteliketar 1 year ago
I'm not a fan of mini BUT he's just being too negative, A friend of mine owns a club man and we haven noticed those "flaws" he mentions, you can see perfectly what you need to see on the rear view mirror, in handles great, and it's comfortable to ride., Interior is tight but better than the standard mini, my only complain is that there is only 1 rear access door, i think that it would be better a 4 door configuration but i believe it is a great mini
fourmoh 1 year ago
Mini is an over priced car.
Fussinated 1 year ago
take out your tampon queer
Slow2Pro 1 year ago
this seems like a very silly car. but one probably buys the lifestyle the mini projects, not the practicality.
uncoverbrother 1 year ago
If your to stupid that you cant read the ginormous speedometer numbers then all you have to do is look at the tach and there is a digital speed reading right there!!! If you scuff your fingers on the armrest then lift it up!!! That's why it lifts up if its not height adjustable!!!
6589justin 1 year ago
I don't think this guy read the owner's manual. If he wanted to see mph, he could have easily done so by changing the settings so the mph is shown digitally on the tachometer. The beauty of the MINI is the quirks, like the center speedometer that pays homage to the original created by the Alec Issigonis, and personally, I like the carrot/candy corn marks used for the fuel gauge.
ddk80 1 year ago 3
I just rented a "compact car" for Sixt in Spain for two weeks from now... it's either a Peugeot 308, a Mini Clubman, a Ford Fusion or a Lancia Musa...
I thought that the Peugeot 308 looked tiny... before I got to THIS car! It does look cool though... whatever, it'll be fun.
USA4July1776 1 year ago
The S models do.
projekt89130 2 years ago
I've had my Clubman since they were first released and I have never once had a problem with the pillar in the back window. There is nothing small enough to get completely blocked from view by that thing except for maybe a Vespa that's 300ft behind you.
Also, this guy dresses like an 8 year old.
JoeCfb 2 years ago 5
@JoeCfb "this guy dresses like an 8 year old."
LOL!
USA4July1776 1 year ago 3
scrape your hands?? what a girl
negait 2 years ago 4
I love my Clubman! Learned how to drive in a '63 Vette, so the view in the interior mirror doesn't bug me one bit. To each their own, drive one, you'll like it!
pageboy357 2 years ago
crappy review
kemmis88 2 years ago 5
this guys a hater. The clubman is by far the best compact out there.
llammaplease 2 years ago 24
I'm 6'5" and almost 400 pounds, looking for a car, and when I drove the cooper clubman, it was one of the most comfortable drives I had, the center console was fine, and visibility was slightly impinged but nothing crazy. This guy is just a hater.
chicarillo 2 years ago 16
@chicarillo my dimensions are similar lol, how was leg room in terms of the steering wheel and dash near you knees
FlyingFooBalls 1 year ago
You must be gay! you hurt your arm on te rough edges on the arm rest?????????
Man you dont get more gay than that!
Why dont you mention the fact that you outrun most cars at the red light?
This is a good car....
FritzMann1913 2 years ago
For all the detail this chap gives, he misses out some key points. For example there is a digital speedo in the rev counter if you don't like central speedo.
If I can park one of these in a UK size parking space then you're not going to have problems in the US.
If you have the standard suspension the ride is pretty good, firm but comfortable. What do you expect of a sport model?
As for rear legroom, it's still a Mini not a minivan.
The Clubman's not perfect, but not as bad as he makes out.
will86a 2 years ago 7
Also, this retard in reviewing cars, always bitches about "blind spots". Fuck man. Get a fucking blind spot mirror if that fucking bothers this fairy ass so much. Get a Goddamn blind spot mirror. Only retards bitch about blind spots!!!
TheLibertarian888 2 years ago 3
the ones who complained must own a mini LOL
michael9678727 2 years ago
I wonder if this guy could be more negative.
revolvolut1on 2 years ago
well he is just a negative Nancy. i bet he drives a Chevy astro.
superscotty65 2 years ago 5
He said he drives a Mazda mx-5
xxMafia101 2 years ago
i dont like that back..it looks ugly..
rahulvinal 2 years ago
this guy does the worst reviews...he dresses like he is 8 years old too
viclam 2 years ago 3
well, he brings up the detailed side of the car unlike some other reviews that ive seen.
brayt0n 2 years ago
i like his review, but you're right on his choice of clothings
jlenney 2 years ago
as a larger guy myself, i thought this review was excellent with the details.
TheJuiceIsBack 2 years ago
my future car!!!!! in gray too!!!
SARJEANTLOVER4VR 3 years ago
Bini copper S clubman? WTF people please get a real mini clubman 69 to 80
ApriliaDreams 3 years ago
I can now say the speedometer is truly a crappy design. Not because it's busy, but because the numbers are only marked every 20 mph (on the odd numbers no less; 10, 30, 50, 70 etc) & because there are no marks at all for 5mph increments. Thus, the unmarked line representing '40 mph' is the first mark after 30 mph and always looks like '35 mph' to me.
Vegasoon 3 years ago 2
There's a digital speedo inside the tach that is much more useful than the center-mounted one. As a result, I don't get why all of these reviews whine about the big one. Real drivers don't use it.
Forshbr04 3 years ago
"Real Drivers"? What, the way you configure your readouts is the only acceptable way and the rest of us are just idiots? What an ego.
Vegasoon 3 years ago
Thanks for the psychoanalysis. The reason that "real drivers" don't use the center speedo is two fold. (1) It forces you to take your eyes away from your intended path, and (2) the center speedo is typically off by a few mph (or kph) while the digital readout is generally more accurate.
Forshbr04 3 years ago
Any time. I think you should see me weekly though.
Vegasoon 3 years ago
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Wrong faggot. It has been proven again and again that anything digital is not more accurate. The imagined accuracy of anything digital is passed on by moronic faggots such as yourself. OK fagfuck?
jonnyfx 3 years ago
LOL
standerson1 3 years ago
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I think deep down you are a gay in hiding, to scared to come out? HAHA! Seems you like to be so un gay that you are probably a total fudgepacker! :L
standerson1 3 years ago
Although I definately believe Jonnyfx cares a little bit to much, I have to agree. You're pretty gay :0
NeoNoggie 3 years ago
The centre speedo is cool! Its just there to add to the funkyness of the car, the digital speedo on the rev counter gives a more accurate readout, so what does it matter if the centre speedo is too "busy" and in your opinion, not very accurate and difficult to read?!
standerson1 3 years ago
I'll tell you why it matters. Because annotating the speedometer the way they have serves no addition purpose beyond intentionally crippling it's functionality. Yet this anti-feature is never mentioned in any of the MINI promotional materials. And viewers come to these videos to learn EXACTLY that kind of information.
Vegasoon 3 years ago
You have got waaay too much time on your hands. Go get a proper fucking job instead of trying to be jeremy clarkson. Who fucking cres if the centre speedo serves "no addition purpose beyond intentionally crippling its functionality." its part of what makes these nice wee cars unique! relax for fuck sakes, its only a speedo!!
standerson1 3 years ago
Why don't you post your own comment about the MINI instead of just being crass and bitching about my comment and choice of wording? It strikes me that you in fact are the one with too much time on their hands.
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standerson1 is a useless British faggot. He knows nothing of a typical British faggot that he is. Fucking useless faggots. All British are fucking useless faggots. If it weren't for BMW, they would be nothing. Jaguar would be nothing as well. All British cars fucking suck.
jonnyfx 3 years ago
LOL
standerson1 3 years ago
Pathetic comments of no real purpose with regard to what many viewers take as a constructive review grow up
freezetoo1 3 years ago
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You are a goddamn fucking useless fucking prat tool. It does not serve a fucking useful purpose, you just fucking admitted it. You said it only adds funkiness and uniqueness. Clearly, it's mostly useless. It's only a speedo? Fucking prat. That's probably the most important part of driving a car; quickly noting the speed of your car fucking faggot!!! And you don't have too much time on your hands useless faggot? Huh faggot? Unique? Fucking useless commentary fagfuck.
jonnyfx 3 years ago
FUCKING LOLZ!
standerson1 3 years ago
LOL
lisa458 2 years ago
nice review, good point-outs, i just hate that pillar looking thing in the rear windsheild
gmarovitch 3 years ago
I actually like the speedometer. I don't find that it's "busy" at all. Also, the separation between the windows in the back isn't a big deal at all. There's really no reason to complain about it as it doesn't obstruct your vision noticeably.
JoeCfb 3 years ago
I love how this guy points out really practical things you only learn from experience. Like the rear pillar blocking the mirror, they somehow forgot to mention that feature on the official Mini websites.
Partspare 3 years ago 2
The space is too small in the back. I want my friends to feel comfortable, not squeezed in. Overall, the new coopers seems pretty nice.
aka4god 3 years ago
Joe is kinda cool. i hated him at first, hated his voice, but now he's kinda cool. one little 7 year old i can't stand though is Kelsey Mays. god he annoys me.
ethorlakson1 3 years ago
i like the dual sunroofs that you can open the back or the front or both, that's awesome!!!!
johnnyboy181990 3 years ago
LOL cute with the hat.... and also cute when he said "this is buggy the crap out of me" lol
brianhuh2 3 years ago
odd duel rear windshield wiper design.
wankernoob 3 years ago
bad hair day? hahaha. nice review...
markazali 3 years ago
Nice review, but Joe... you're getting a bit too old to wear that backwards baseball cap!!
vwestlife 3 years ago
lol! I like this Joe Wiesenfelder . "this center armrest is bugging the crap out of me. " lol, man.
GIUGIK1 3 years ago 3
haha yeah that was the best part
Billy4202 3 years ago
The armrest is a $200 stand-alone option. Solution: don't order it.
Forshbr04 3 years ago 3
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1st comment!
craijona 3 years ago