Ellen trying to be mature. :)

[ladyinred868]

Does anybody know the song playing in the start ? :)

[lemonademouthkoolio]

I half expected Andy to come out in the tux top and short-shorts. It's his signature style.

[tbshk]

this is hilarious!!!!!! haha Ellen is just too awesome :)

[silentArtist00]

I couldn't stand eating that slow, especially if the food is good. lol

[21cgIN]

much nicer than from the left. lol haha ellen we love you

[chocoluffer]

I never knew watching a person eat could be so entertaining!

[luvluvzuri]

LOL "wow this is tough bread!"

[xxkkaaiiddyyxx]

Andy without his short shorts just isn't the same :(

<3 ellen though

[anaraquel1996]

gotta love ellen

[gyqz]

Indeed Dorothea is a good sport!! Gracious, but not afraid to have a laugh.....That's why I'm so sorry to say this : she missed a spot.....While toasting Ellen had her hand around the bulb of the glass! One should never toast or drink (wine or water) holding the glass that way! Dorothea herself did it the right way, but forgot to warn Ellen....Am I a freak now????

[alemeyo]

ellen sure showed the american style to eat

she is hilarious

[itallkickstartsagain]

'one never drinks a toast to oneself' ohh well let me make a toast then LOL. ellen has theee cutest smile

[AsharyAsh]

I don't like shaking hands... The thing is, all the germs and stuff. Let's say some one picks his nose, grabs something. Some one else touches that, then shakes your hand. See where I'm goiing?

[misslouloualgerie]

oh my god ellen is soo not mature but funny :D

[Roxixane456]

Andrew!!! Longer hair and pants, glad it changed... much funnier!!! Legs Go Andy!

[daveeeed99]

OH Dorthea is such a sweet lady and a good sport! And Ellen is, of course, hilarious as always :) Great clip!

[haydensd]

Oh my God, she's so funny!!!

[LegendaryxEyes]

ellen looks so cute at 3:04!

[OoOCocoButterOoO]

ahahaha. "now rest" SLAM "hhh..." bahaha :)

[TheMistifier1]

so much unnecessary things. i would just sit in the chair order some chicken wings and eat em up with my hands. who cares about these stupid stuff? but Ellen is awesome. i loved how she made fun of these unnecessary things.. "anything could be going on down there" ha ha ha. super funny

[selphiexfairy]

@TheMistifier1 obviously it's not necessary everyday, but if you have a professional job than you have to learn these things. meetings, going abroad, etc. manners exist to avoid uncomfortable situations, that's all. i know it seems like a bunch of unnecessary rules, but they have their purposes.

[maiownway]

that old womas is so cute! i feel like a wanna hug her! haha

[TapaCentral]

oh my gosh! ANDY!!! hahaha

[twilightfanatic33]

I love how half of this was planned and scripted and the other half was pure Ellen. :) I <3 her.

[Thec516]

LOL

[motorcity14]

"make sure their dry" lmao.!

[LAURASCOTLAND]

Dorothy went for a high 5 at the start haha.....Legend!

[what327]

I love the look Dorothea gives to Ellen at 3:47 Ellen's been extremely naughty.

Convey? What is one supposed to be conveying?

[Karolina011096]

''coz anythin would be goin on there'' Lol, i found this video hilarious o watch and i think ellen was funnier than dorothea :P

[SierraINSANE]

lmfao how adorable is Ellen? :D

[TheSanguinePoet]

Lmfao, good lord I love Ellen!!!!

[nicolejacq]

the old lady's laugh is so adorable..

[WantToBeACookie]

I'm from germany and i just totaly adore ellen! She's such a beautiful and funny woman... I wish we would have somebody like her.

[supersimpsonsfan100]

"or do we do a toast first wouldent we want to start drinking" :)) lol!

[girlscott411]

I cant express my love for ellen LOL she's my girl!!!

[camcamomille95]

2:15 Ellen's little kid face. xD

[sugarychocobot]

XDDDD I can't get enough of Ellen!

[lovydovey1235]

haha this vid is so funny if i were ellen i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face lmao

[lovydovey1235]

haha this vid is so funny if i were ellen i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face lmao

[ruubin18]

she laugh JUST like La Toya Jackson! So cute ^^,

[wackawoofu]

"Well let me make a toast then!" XD

[MimzAngie]

I like her da way she is

[Bonnyyo]

The Lady wasn't to serious, she was fun !

[terrestrialrain]

Haha Ellen drank to herself. I love how she said "Let me make a toast then."

[PeaceOutGrlScout93]

Lol this is funny!! Haha I love ya ellen!

[bosskp82]

LMAO

[SamanthaChurchill]

Lmao, Ellen is friggen' HILARIOUS! =)

[kittenskoool]

LoL The effort of eating like that !

[DrChikin]

Lol, she calls Andy Zenor "Andrew" xD

[charitzia]

haha :) i freaking love herr

[magicalhorror]

"well let ME make a toast then." hahaha!

[westsidestory97]

:) she can make ANYTHING hilarious!

[camtu2709]

"Because anything could be going on down there!" => oh my god .. I love her

[Zypreus]

oh yeah.. much nicer than from the left.

LOL!!!

[Anisj90]

LMAO

[idolmonkey]

So hilarious!!!!! :)

[wirklichdoof]

wow...who knew eating could be so complicated? ellen's great :)

[JubalCalif]

I love Ellen! She is so cute...and so adorable...and so funny... and doesn't mind laughing at herself. Stars who take themselves too seriously aren't much fun. If you can't laugh at yourself, life is strictly from dragsville, daddy-o. THANKS for posting this delightful footage! I hope ALL your dreams & wishes come true in the New Year !!! :)

[sweetdeadlyangel]

@JubalCalif I know whut u mean!!

[zikki4eva]

LMAO the look on Ellen's face when she just drops the fork and knife is so freakin' funny!!

[SummerSunshine1988]

Eating like that would make me crazy. I much prefer to show up for food in jeans and a t-shirt, with my elbows on the table, and just stuff my bread in my mouth.

[legomindstrom]

Ellen is so cool!

[GCMMI]

Sorry for a silly question but is Dorthea English or American? She sounds like a 'posh' American to me? Thanks.

[trueheart7137]

she means that if the toast was made to you...

"id like to make a toast to..idk..andrea"

andrea doesnt drink because the toast was made for her.

[ereyes28]

ellen is nuts

[xxChristineApgarxx]

I dont understand what she meant at 3:57.

Explain anyone?

[JoWeasley]

what she said was that if it's toast is in you honor (like in this case it was in honor to Ellen), you shouldn't drink. that's why ellen says let me make a toast (that she can drink lol)

[AmericanKillSquad]

It's simple actually, For example: Lets say it's your wedding and people want to toast to you, everyone drinks except you. Basically, if someone wants to toast to someone, everyone drinks except the person they're toasting to.

[Jennybabz]

@xxChristineApgarxx She told Ellen that one doesn't drink a toast to oneself. As she had made a toast to Ellen, it means that Ellen couldn't drink.

So Ellen quickly decided to make a toast to Dorthea so Ellen could drink her wine.

[NCGurl704]

If someone made a toast to you, you cant drink. But I guess you can raise your glass with them.

[hrhlyani]

hello, can i upload this vid on my blog? I'll credit you of course.

[CelineDionFan4life]

@hrhlyani sure go ahead, with pleasure! :)

[track818]

lol, this is so funny, 5:07

"And you want to rest"

*hurriedly puts knife and fork down* she looks SCARED haha

[incrediblehulkmovies]

Is'nt she Liv Tyler's grandmother?

[skydark]

You keep your hands on the table like that and halfway through you'll be pretty tired.

[clrrrb1020]

4:00 the audience goes ooooooohhh!!!!! and ellen goes oh, like hey?! i cant drink?!?!?! hahaha

[no1supernaturalfan]

"cuz nythin can be goin on down there" LOL xD

[Nocturne22]

"Wow this is tough bread!"

Dorothea seems pretty great - she looks to be having fun doing this and isn't afraid to laugh!

[fizzfizz28]

"Because anything could be going down there!" I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD! "How long do we rest?" hahahahahahaha

[LexasLover11]

She is so hilarious!!!!!

[jadeypie53]

LOL

[Donelove18]

Omg i love ellen she is funny haha

[stinkypillow11]

lol, judging by their reaction,the audience didn't know that you're not supposed to drink a toast to yourself

[skydark]

I didn't know that. Seems unfair.

[monsturrface]

5:52 Lol!

Ellen, STOP THAT!

[yayah102]

ellen is so funny...i love her :D

im straight,so portia dosent need to worry

[adrianagomez90]

lol 4:00

[catseye664]

Dorthea is cute.

[SoundMindNBody]

What a wonderful sport Dorthea is! So graceful and elegant, but not afraid to laugh and have fun. I would love to see more of her on Ellen's show. What a great counter-balance!

[rakiongm]

"because anything could be going down there" HAHA!!! ellen is awesome :D

[lottiejadesmith]

lmao 3.46!

ellen looks at her like ' what did i do wrong'

and the other woman just looks disgusted and confused at how ellen was drinking ahah

[luvCKay]

Dorthea is so graceful and elegant. so amazing...

[softballchickity271]

"anything could be going on down there"LMAO!!!

[sewona666]

"Make sure they're dry" ... so good...

[alemeyo]

"oh don't i know it"

hilarious

[stinkyflo]

"how long to we rest for" haha

[iluvtomandbill]

omg i would hate having to do that

[HumanEnergy47]

be funny to see Ellen play in Miss Congenialilty...lol

[iheartjonas94]

ellen is absolutely amazing. AMAZING!! i

[AnneAndTrine]

''yeah much than from the left''

ROFL!

Ellen is so amazing, and so funny!

[peasoupanddietcoke]

"that is a no-no"

haha she's so cute

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

make sure they're dry XD

[ClubCrew]

"because anything could be going on down there." *Ellen grins*

[tw1hart]

Something about that woman bothered me. She was better than I expected, and she laughed at Ellen's jokes, which is something, at least. LoL. I dunno... just something about her... hmmm... xD

[mjbjemifan09]

AHAHAHAHAHA Classic Ellen for ya!

[SyringeKid]

Ellen is so beautiful.<3

[GuitarzMyThing]

Because anything could be going on down there..ROFL!!!

[grthaws31]

that lady annoys me i'm not talking about ellen

[Be1smaht]

oh she's not that bad she could have been muuuuuuuuuuuuch worse.

[kimster521]

This is sooo funny

[kakaduty]

SUPERB!!!

[shinypath]

it was really nice to watch this video

I really enjoyed this one

[jillianjigs11]

haha

oh....let me make a toast then!

[pinkishchicaa]

what a pain, dinner shouldn't be more work than university...

and ellen is amazing :D

[1988xue]

what an adorable old lady

[warcraft282]

Ellen is adorable!

[BroadwayKidNamedJosh]

hmmmm. For me, I sit my ass down, eat, talk, leave lol.

[sunshineface0014]

lol this is hilarious

[iheartjonas94]

click the thumbs up if ellen is amazing.

[phreakonashortleash]

Did nobody notice the *ahem* "victim" out of her coach?

She's got jokes!

Love this!!!

[chesnix]

Ellen #1

[nwyk153]

damn. i have no idea eating dinner could be such a fuss.

[XXXteacakesXXX]

ellen rocks

[Christiangirl1642]

she really does!

[beautifulgirl919]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[Prettydiamond91]

I love ELLEN!!!!!

[lookitsmon]

"Because anything could be going on down there." Hahaha I love Ellen!

[Nat4Brendan]

That old lady is so bloody cute!

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

Her Toast Was the Best part LOL

[ItzShortyOneForty]

2:59 lol

[iledvmbsiscvs]

awws shes so cute lol

[etnikmorina]

hahahaha

[kampmeister01]

This is so funny...That was only 1 set of cutlery. Would be interesting to see when 5 sets of cutlery are on the table for Ellen....lol

[9drac9]

i love ellen's face when she drops her cutlery on the plate lol

[BlueBunnyIceCream]

haha she is like a little kid ellen is so cute!!!

[adia1270]

So...you need to make a toast to someone else to get hammered? j/k =)

[Stefy4Life]

Ellen looked so cute in this episode!

[GOREFANATIC27]

i love ellen she is waaay 2 funny

[DrFlanigan]

"Let me make a toast then"

I love ellen.

[willow2lilax]

wow it's like going for dinner to my grandparents, they taught me almost all of that stuff, they even have the bell, i cant wait to go to my house and eat however i want to... ellen is so hilarious

[xenafan15]

awe ellen's so cute lolz, this is good

[zhianrhei]

loved it!

[fuss101]

"WOW this is tough bread!'

[GoNinjaGo1989]

I'm glad Dorthea went along with all of Ellen's jokes...most etiquette coaches or whatever they are called can be very snobby. She was a good sport about it. Lol, Ellen is hilarious!

"Hello Andrew...Thank you Andrew."

[rosaliena]

that ellen is hillarios ohh yahhh remember when she BANGED! the nife

ans spork on the plate BANG! LOL she is

funny ?!! :)

[AddictedToCandyCanes]

i failed my etiquette class...

and its funny!

[Chelsea69Chaotic]

ELLEN IS SO LOVELY :)

xxx

[Gwenaraaa]

hahh. I love Ellen, shes hilarious :D

[MitanoCat]

Haha that old lady is like my granny! LOVE IT!

[xorockyrworld1027]

lmao shes like the opposite of my gma!! =) that was gr8

[5lauritas]

Ohhh that old lady is so nice and sweet!

It's weird because this formal people don't usually like jokes...

[lovengreys4lyf]

HA!

[CelineDionRulez]

lol Ellen is hilarious!! I think that anyone who tries to teach - or watch- her attempts to try and eat politely will end up laughing!! I know I did at least! ah, I love Ellen.

GO ELLEN!!

[boogotyou]

hahaha ur sooooo funny ♥ ♥♥♥

[miahamm13]

i was wondering how do you do the heart on the computer?

[chedderchild]

"it's considered very impolite to [have you hands where you cant see them" ellen: "oh yeah because...anything could be going on down there" haha ohhh ellen..soo witty and puts a smile on my face!

[JuMpInGtHaAiR]

OMG she can make just anyone laugh! Thats wots sO gr8 bwt her. Ur the best ellen!

[trnmftm]

wen ellen sys "anything could be goin on dwn thre" lolz xx

[toysoldierivana]

because anything can be going on down there

LOL ellen is awesome!

[toysoldierivana]

Ellen is so the best!

[charitzia]

hahaha soo funny, i love ellen! <3

[mrscareless]

is it just me or is ellen looking better every year? althought she´s getting older she looks...well...hot as hell!

lover her

[incredibelolo]

absolutely! I can´t believe she is 51, I mean if somebody told me she was like 20 years younger I´d totally believe them!

[charitzia]

hahha omg i love ellen :DD

[janistonbest]

lol "wow, this is tough bread!!" trying to be graceful with it, you'd probably just end up stuffing the whole darn thing in your mouth, like screw this, i wanna eat!!

[janistonbest]

she even sounds tipsy when she says "dont we just wanna start drinkin'?!" aww, bless her, and bless her inner child! :P

[LeftOfToday]

I got kicked out of an etiquette class and put in a sketch comedy class as a kid.. No joke! XD

[carleymorganx]

let me make a toast then lmao.

[sweetkatie18]

much nicer from the left...

anything could be going on down there...

hahahhaha..

[mastermiomo]

i love ellen, she's amazing

[sibhie6]

Lol, that was good. At first I thought she said pot noodle style instead of continental style and I wondered wtf kinda etiquette they were doing lol.

[diablitoo86]

lol

[morbidangel897]

This lady was really good at going with the flow and rolling with the jokes. A lot of other people would have been stuffy and wouldn't laugh.

[Julester27]

"Its considered very impolite to keep your hands in your lap in most cultures" "Yes because anything could be going on down there!" lolololol she is so funny!

[kisowytcky]

hahaha

[citygal12]

let me make a tost thn... lol.