I am Blimby from the planet Niburu! Our race once told the Mayans that we would kill all of the humans on December 21, 2012! Earth may have many cultures now, but us Niburans would plunder half of your lands in mushroom clouds, replacing the chemicals of Earth's atmosphere & replacing them with Niburu's atmosphere chemicals & Earth's 1 dominant culture would be a Niburan colony!
And remember, a person with boat smarts is especially suceessul if he or she commits multiple counts of manslaughter and leaves nothing but chaos and destruction in in their path.
@jongameaddict Sloth said that he does that on most of his videos to prevent or lower the chances of the video being found and taken down for copyright.
@the1000th1 Fucking hell... you people are so frusterating. God theory has been disproved dozens of times in the past several centuries but do you care? No you just keep ignoring all of the facts and lying to yourselves.
That's why I don't watch spongebob anymore, it's like the writers forget about the shows awesome past and just write off spongebob as far more stupidor now than he was 6 years ago.
@Godslove66 SPONGBOB WILL NEVER DIE U IDIOT, GET A LIFE! SPONGEBOB IS AWESOME AND WILL NEVER LEAVE MY HEART, SO JUST SHUT UP! YES, THE OLDER ONES ARE BETTER, BUT TODAY'S SPONGEBOB WILL NEVER LEAVE TV!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
HE APPROACHES MS. PUFF, SQUIDWARD AND THE OTHERS AND CHASTISES THEM FOR NOT HAVING THE RIGHT BOAT SMARTS, THEN DRIVES OFF LAUGHING WITHOUT ANY COMEUPPANCE!!! Not to mention that this episode apparently tells us the wonderful aesop: "Kids, regardless of what you do when you're in traffic, you WILL get caught up in an accident." That's not helpful for kids who always fear they will do something wrong when they're old enough to drive a car ...
That makes me, a hobby-writer trying to write an entertaining and logical story, really cringe. The ending is even worse. SpongeBob causes a major car accident, with Squidward (who's by far the only character on this goddamn show I like, even though he is a jerk sometimes) and several other of the townspeople (who I absolutely despise, thank's to No Sympathy and What the Hell Townspeople) being the only victims, with SpongeBob getting away unscathed. And what does he do?
For instance, there's a lesson about how you always have to fasten your seatbelt. Guess what happens: SpongeBob crashes into Squidward's boat, the seat flies out of it. With Squidward still sitting on it, he tries to open his seatbelt, but failing and getting crushed by a vehicle with two spiked cylinders on its front, which solely seems to exist just to make Squidward miserable at this exact moment. Cartoon Logic be damned, what IS the reason for such a thing to exist?
"Boat Smarts" was the point were I gave up on watching SpongeBob. The episode itself was like an educational video of how to drive your boat, with Squidward as the smart driver and SpongeBob, as always, the haywire one (Why that moron never learns from his driving-mistakes is a mystery. And no, I don't take Rule of Fun as a legit answer). Squidward does the right things, only with SpongeBob following and making a mistake, but with Squidward taking the pain.
@AtomosKalumet That's a bold statement.
LeStarmanDeluxe 1 week ago
*dying scenes*
Boat smarts. Boat smarts. A boater with boat smarts...
ZeroSupport1 3 weeks ago
This episode just plays on Nick :D
ZeroSupport1 3 weeks ago
1:00 on the road BEHIND him!! XD
unknownperson9674 3 weeks ago
press 5
vlahz2 3 weeks ago
screw drivers ed, im takin lessons from spongebob
HPlookalike94 3 weeks ago
this used to be: "Squidward dies 3 times in this video" but n00bs kept complaining! Well who's complaining NOW! Well now it's Quidsward.
xXP1ZZAXx 3 weeks ago
why is squidward british?
darkball31 1 month ago
who's quisward?
MrDeathkiller666 1 month ago
Spongebob betrays the law Oo
Westmensch3 1 month ago
squidward is a bad driver spongebob is a great driver
hotdogcatfish 1 month ago
did she say motorists or bonerists?
xxmagicialmcnuggetxx 1 month ago
89 people didnt think quidsward died enough in the video
charizardoreo 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Sloth65 2
the LAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
spongebob is the best driver ive EVER seen :)
XxXindybobXxX 2 months ago
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I am Blimby from the planet Niburu! Our race once told the Mayans that we would kill all of the humans on December 21, 2012! Earth may have many cultures now, but us Niburans would plunder half of your lands in mushroom clouds, replacing the chemicals of Earth's atmosphere & replacing them with Niburu's atmosphere chemicals & Earth's 1 dominant culture would be a Niburan colony!
AtomosKalumet 2 months ago
LAVA!
mw2glitchguy 2 months ago
Quidward? Sqwidward*****
xDdody123 2 months ago
@xDdody123 He made it Quidsward on purpose to deter the copyright police.
GeneralNobody 1 month ago
Wow. I've watched this video twice and I only just noticed that it says "Quidsward" in the title.
xDarkStar19 2 months ago 9
@xDarkStar19 me too haha
shakira142561 2 months ago
85 people died several times.
MrAPEGaming 3 months ago
Quidsward?
TheSpeedPainteress 3 months ago
0:36 spongebob has a lady voice
TheSpeedPainteress 3 months ago
squidward died four times.
808pride96786 3 months ago
BOATSMARTZ
onts1964 3 months ago
0:46 lmbo
TheJoshua812 3 months ago
Whats up with the spikey roller car thing...
OMGWAFFLEZZ 3 months ago
and thats why squidward bikies.
jamzilla960 3 months ago
THE LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
FigureWrestling2 4 months ago
ololol this video is so funny
VordredPaladinSlayer 4 months ago
oh my god, they killed squidward! You bastards!
DarknaisSlash7999 4 months ago
lol @ 0:45
Cidredd3 4 months ago
the LAAAAAAAAW
thedeathovmankind678 5 months ago 45
And remember, a person with boat smarts is especially suceessul if he or she commits multiple counts of manslaughter and leaves nothing but chaos and destruction in in their path.
yuseeme90 5 months ago 2
it says spongbob has boat smarts
luke38289 5 months ago
What the hell is Quidsward
jongameaddict 5 months ago
@jongameaddict A God.
Spacecoreinspace 5 months ago
@jongameaddict Sloth said that he does that on most of his videos to prevent or lower the chances of the video being found and taken down for copyright.
xLAOxYESx 4 months ago
This driver has boat smarts to avoid buckling up!
EmilyBehm98 5 months ago
fatality!
MegaSonic4ever 5 months ago
DO THE BARREL ROLL SPONGEBOB!
DO IT!
crazyirishnut 5 months ago
boatsmarts and
boatsmarts and
bacon strips
krakatoa47 5 months ago
You should have made a nuke at the end
crushing9 5 months ago
fucking funny
TheGhostgift 5 months ago
i died when they said this driver has enough boat smarts to avoid buckling up
tinkyisawinky 5 months ago
THE LAWWW XD
sp00kynek0 5 months ago
hold 5 and get a seizure
MrKabuto55 5 months ago
82 people can't avoid f***ing up.
UmbreonAndEspeon1 5 months ago
i dont like this, it's silly and fake
yoshi3794 5 months ago
@yoshi3794 for the life of Lyn I will never understand why anyone would say that.
UmbreonAndEspeon1 5 months ago
@yoshi3794 Then we don't like YOU.You're mean to Sloth.Hehe,just kidding.
youcouldbeme2020 5 months ago
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@yoshi3794 Then we don't like YOU.You're mean to Sloth.Hehe,I'm just joking.
youcouldbeme2020 5 months ago
0:24 Fookin' up
deraidos45 6 months ago
00:24 Fucknop
Green182Gamer 6 months ago
Squidward dosen't have boat smarts, he should of breaked when he was gonna crash into SpongeBob at the end.
Roblox901143 6 months ago
this should be every driving video
TopLockProductions 6 months ago
*crash scenes* Boat smarts-Boat smarts-A boater with-boat smarts
ZeroSupport1 6 months ago
lol
drumboy218 6 months ago
Mrs puff has very little smarts of TEACHING!
Ianrulez21 6 months ago
lol "gently to a stop sign" While hes crashing into squidward! XD
TotalDramaKiller 6 months ago
he died 3 times, the just replayed the same 3 vids
lawnmower371 6 months ago
y does everyone keep saying Quidsward instead of Squidward?
rachmoulder 6 months ago
@rachmoulder they dont
FPSDelon 6 months ago
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
wileib1 6 months ago
poor squidward!
irmesia 6 months ago
1:20 how did spongebob not get decapitated.
LiGenVideoPros 6 months ago
@LiGenVideoPros God hates us... no he doesn't he is non-existent...
wileib1 6 months ago
@wileib1 He Exists but does not hate us... he lovs us :) <3
the1000th1 5 months ago
@the1000th1 Fucking hell... you people are so frusterating. God theory has been disproved dozens of times in the past several centuries but do you care? No you just keep ignoring all of the facts and lying to yourselves.
wileib1 5 months ago
@wileib1 arguing about religion on this video? That's one thing I didn't see coming
Sloth65 5 months ago
@Sloth65 Yeah likewise lol...
wileib1 5 months ago
@LiGenVideoPros hes a SPONGE!!!!
rachmoulder 6 months ago
Squidward dying isn't what questions me, it's how he's getting resurrected.
JKAProductions1 6 months ago
Quidsward???
PsychThreat 6 months ago
Respond to this video... lol this video rocks it's so funny :o LOL
annz101 6 months ago
ms.puff has it all wrong.. your supossed to go crashing into the next driver
ethanconner1 6 months ago 74
i was watching six flags videos,
then i got distracted by this.
theblakelyvictooria 6 months ago
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thumbs up if you saw this today.
alexwohlbruck1 6 months ago
Final destination
litlleman16 6 months ago
he only died 1 time im pretty sure.
SuperMysticButterfly 6 months ago
squidward died six times
shorty1970 6 months ago
SpongeBob has boat smarts. Squidward doesnt have any boat smarts
Firefriend7962 6 months ago
00:44-00-00:50 was hiluarous
in fact all of it is
DarsisxThel 6 months ago
this vid is quidsward? u mean squidward?
wizard101Gamezhere1 6 months ago
So, after all these years, Spongebob has finally got his boat smarts.
Pokebob1 7 months ago
i disagree with you MrRyLike
pokemongeof 7 months ago
thumbs up if you want spongebobs exciting drving skills
YumBannanaYum 7 months ago
The Lawwwww!!!!
peacock2368 7 months ago
Squidward died 5 times And Ms.Puff died 1 time. Lol!
302cam 7 months ago
hahaha dude i love this
judomasta4041 7 months ago
haha great ytp
RaDZi1m4 7 months ago
THE LAAWWW
scoobyrds 7 months ago
i love part 1:03
thechocopuppie 7 months ago
Thank you now i know how to drive correctly
EdsRule97 7 months ago
THE LAAAW xD
brycestotz 7 months ago
Did anyone else notice he spelled squidward wrong? Not that it matters.
superpivoter13 7 months ago
@superpivoter13 People copied this video so he decided to misspell Squidward. Does that answer your question?
VeryWeirdMan 7 months ago
@VeryWeirdMan yes.
superpivoter13 7 months ago
press 9 ssounds like micheal jackson
109darkenrider 7 months ago
but Squidward only died a few times : '(
rta2394 7 months ago
How come they dont use this video during driver's training? I woulda actually paid attention.
TheBeatlesMadness 7 months ago
i meant 0:28
MrDillydally123 7 months ago
thumbs up if Squidward is a stop sign at 0:29
MrDillydally123 7 months ago
What was the episode when Squidward was crushed by that spike thing lol
MrThefighter322 7 months ago
@thesciencewiz09, the video is about Squidward dying, not Spongebob :L
Hobnob10000 7 months ago
sucks 2 b him
MegaCoffeecat 7 months ago
@PrettyPrincess2614
That's why I don't watch spongebob anymore, it's like the writers forget about the shows awesome past and just write off spongebob as far more stupidor now than he was 6 years ago.
Godslove66 7 months ago
@Godslove66 SPONGBOB WILL NEVER DIE U IDIOT, GET A LIFE! SPONGEBOB IS AWESOME AND WILL NEVER LEAVE MY HEART, SO JUST SHUT UP! YES, THE OLDER ONES ARE BETTER, BUT TODAY'S SPONGEBOB WILL NEVER LEAVE TV!
thesciencewiz09 7 months ago
Seatbelts: They kill more lives than save.
AutovoltGTS 7 months ago
this video is just another example of how sponge bob nose dived into mediocrity
plikminlol 7 months ago
I clicked dislike because this video is just plain confusing
bakuganbrother115 7 months ago
he dies 5 times
aztecace 8 months ago
You Should Have Added "WTFBOOM" At The Explosion Part...
UZPAndTheistegg 8 months ago 2
Turn on the captions...LOL!
al3051 8 months ago
lol
jackson5arecool 8 months ago
mrs.puff is a b#*&@ for saying spongebob is smart
trucker765 8 months ago
@trucker765 He was way smarter in the older episodes. Now he's even dumber than Patrick!!!!
PrettyPrincess2614 8 months ago
squidward humps the steam roller thing
TheWilliam413 8 months ago
lol
airmaria103 8 months ago
Why did she say the law like the laaww.
1597956 8 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
Shadowside141 8 months ago
he dies 5 times
MrJpv2000 8 months ago
unlike this degenerate boat driver *sitting there fixing mirrors normally*
MichaelMacrae56 8 months ago 14
Boat Smarts!
ZeroSupport1 8 months ago
HE APPROACHES MS. PUFF, SQUIDWARD AND THE OTHERS AND CHASTISES THEM FOR NOT HAVING THE RIGHT BOAT SMARTS, THEN DRIVES OFF LAUGHING WITHOUT ANY COMEUPPANCE!!! Not to mention that this episode apparently tells us the wonderful aesop: "Kids, regardless of what you do when you're in traffic, you WILL get caught up in an accident." That's not helpful for kids who always fear they will do something wrong when they're old enough to drive a car ...
McRabbid9 8 months ago
@McRabbid9 i don't get it....
airmaria103 8 months ago
@McRabbid9 or you could, you know, lighten up.
McToatsers 5 months ago
That makes me, a hobby-writer trying to write an entertaining and logical story, really cringe. The ending is even worse. SpongeBob causes a major car accident, with Squidward (who's by far the only character on this goddamn show I like, even though he is a jerk sometimes) and several other of the townspeople (who I absolutely despise, thank's to No Sympathy and What the Hell Townspeople) being the only victims, with SpongeBob getting away unscathed. And what does he do?
McRabbid9 8 months ago
For instance, there's a lesson about how you always have to fasten your seatbelt. Guess what happens: SpongeBob crashes into Squidward's boat, the seat flies out of it. With Squidward still sitting on it, he tries to open his seatbelt, but failing and getting crushed by a vehicle with two spiked cylinders on its front, which solely seems to exist just to make Squidward miserable at this exact moment. Cartoon Logic be damned, what IS the reason for such a thing to exist?
McRabbid9 8 months ago
"Boat Smarts" was the point were I gave up on watching SpongeBob. The episode itself was like an educational video of how to drive your boat, with Squidward as the smart driver and SpongeBob, as always, the haywire one (Why that moron never learns from his driving-mistakes is a mystery. And no, I don't take Rule of Fun as a legit answer). Squidward does the right things, only with SpongeBob following and making a mistake, but with Squidward taking the pain.
McRabbid9 8 months ago
at the begining did she say murderist ?
Thewolfgirl500 8 months ago
0:46
shes saying fook nup
yummymichael1234 8 months ago
oh my gosh who ever is in charge of "Spongebob Squarepants" now is ruining it.
rahkshi0k 8 months ago
That must be the same video they play in Driver's Ed in my state.
WebVMan 8 months ago
of course squiward is a bad boat smart he wear the wrong clothes
Typhlosionrider 8 months ago
hahahah lol!
mikarabbit277 8 months ago
a smart driver shows contept for his bretheran an d the LAAWW! he has the smarts to ovoid buckling up. lol XD
Pearl24nckw 8 months ago
ROFLMAO AT 1:03
magbi18 8 months ago
@DancingRobot69 I'm not being a troll.
DarkSl8yer509 9 months ago
what did mrs puff say @ 0:25???????
toongirl12 9 months ago 38
@toongirl12 she says "fookin' up"
Sloth65 9 months ago 46
@Sloth65 like district 9?
spoogeling 6 months ago
@Sloth65 or do u mean "fuckin' up"??
the1000th1 5 months ago
@the1000th1 Nope. Fookin
Sloth65 5 months ago
@toongirl12 notice how he cums
JustRangetank 8 months ago
@toongirl12 fook nup
coolestphil 7 months ago
I liked the part where Squidward died
runehq521 9 months ago
impossible not to laugh at 0:46
joekyluke04 9 months ago
in a way, miss puff was right, his eyes were on the road
Carebear1luv 9 months ago
I crack up everytime I watch this.
DarkSl8yer509 9 months ago
@DarkSl8yer509 Someone call the police! Theres a troll on the lose! Troll captureis successful
DancingRobot69 9 months ago
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Successful troll is successful.
mrossdstrench5 9 months ago
0:25
Did Ms. Puff say "Fooking up?"
UnceUnce134 9 months ago 37
@UnceUnce134 yes
Sloth65 9 months ago 23
@Sloth65 i cant here it
hatingrain 6 months ago
@Sloth65 Epic.
UnceUnce134 6 months ago
RALLY dumb
Minecrafthub1 9 months ago
squidwards dead!!! lets celebrate!
phleanaome 9 months ago
1:09
- You betrayed the LAW
- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Manicup 9 months ago
LOL
Gonk42 9 months ago
NO SQUIDWARD, MRS. PUFF, OR CITIZENS WERE HERMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO ಠ_ಠ
mrgreatninja 9 months ago
Glad Ms.Puff is not my driving teacher....
MrRyIke 9 months ago 81
hes just like kenny! he dies then he comes back to life!
clubdraven 9 months ago 2
@clubdraven Oh My God! He killed Squidward!
Also reminds me of Scratchy *singing Itchy & Scratchy theme*
MilesAwayRyan 9 months ago
I peed in my pants cuz I laughed so hard. Great job! xD
grinch874 9 months ago
spongebob is the best driver ever.
TheAgent50005 9 months ago
lol
rambo280863 9 months ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
lucaboy64 9 months ago
That was just terrible This video really sucks crap
dipndotsrgood 9 months ago
@dipndotsrgood
BossHossGT500 9 months ago
@dipndotsrgood:
lolno.
DinerSals 9 months ago
boat smarts
SomeTrespassing 10 months ago
60 people died
TheExtremeMasterR 10 months ago
"Hey Squidward look what I can do with my feet!"
1legomaster 10 months ago
thumbs up if you like the parts where squidward dies
l33tshinobialchemist 10 months ago 3