Charged with being an asshole.

[imcrushingyourhead7]

WOW! Bruce swearing = sexiie:) He is an asshole XD

[TheEternalOverlord]

If this trial was about Bruce then was Kevin playing as himself defending him?

[P0V3RTY09]

I liked Kids in the Hall much better because Ken Marino went to high school with me. Funny guy . I always knew he'd be successful.

[alernest]

Why are the British so incredibly hilarious... yet Yanks and Aussies not so???

[KatarinaSu]

@alernest I don't get what you mean. These guys are Canadian.

[zapproowsdower]

@alernest not sure about aussies but the real deal in the US is this - we got so many people, 300 million last time i checked... and a great deal of morons in there. the morons bark the loudest and generally get their way because they're dumb assholes. so all the great music, great comedy, great everything, gets swept under all the bullshit tossed around by dumb morons. but it's still there. Bill Hicks rules all.

[marmitedan1234]

The best bit is when she mouths 'asshole'. If you don't get the video, it'll seem funnier once you've had (and lost) a girlfriend.

[Mrme700]

@marmitedan1234 i've never had a girlfriend because i'm 13 and gay

[lolmonsterism]

@Mrme700 have you ever sucked a dick

[StingoftheScorpion78]

"Uh-oh". The one thing you don't want to hear your lawyer say.

[misterwibbles]

really really lame.

[ryancouture]

@misterwibbles didnt like it huh?

[muddack]

@misterwibbles no not! your mom and the job she did trying not to have you was lame.

[DragonwindM]

annakinzen, my bad for putting up so many comments

[HughJassHole]

Guilty as charged, I'd say!

[MIKKAMETDIESTIKKA]

with the sunglaes looks like Diana

[inthattreehouse]

i was once in the same room as 7 girls that i had dated.

no joke

[langtongirl]

when you were picking the jury, didn't you think to ask: Were you fucked over by the accused?

hahhahahaha!

[JHUD152]

Does anyone know how the court system differs in Canada (as opposed to USA) For instance, is theirs modeled after French or English law?

and KITH is awesome =)

[NordlandInfantry]

@JHUD152 our system is more modeled after the british system, but in quebec its modeled after the french system

[fistacorpse]

@JHUD152 On the west coast marijuana is less of a crime compared to any state laws. Canada and KITH ftw!!!!

[DragonwindM]

@fistacorpse Ok stfu you douche smoking weed isn't cool.

[djwithnoname]

@DragonwindM go back to church, you virgin weirdo loser.

[DragonwindM]

@djwithnoname Nice kid... "go back to church" NICE!! Wow all in all fucking awesome comeback, what, took ya a week to make up an 8 word insult? Seriously though go back to drugland where you can ruin your life all you want, your probably a minority too! LOL

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM sounds like someone needs to be charged with what this guy is being charged with cause the guy talking about weed was just stating a fact and you just ouright call him a douche seriously what crawled up your ass got shat out then crawled back up your ass proceeded to shit and then die shortly afterwards, asshole.

[DragonwindM]

@alucard190 wow that was a very specific example, leading me to think that that situation happened to you previously. Or even now

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM no but that doesn't change my question because yes that WAS a question what crawled up your ass and died, you know what? I don't wanna know what you do on your spare time, what you stick up your ass is your buisness.

P.S. oh yeah, wow not even denying it? didn't think I'd actually hit the truth scary.

[DragonwindM]

@alucard190 wow kid you are a fucking retard. Im loling so bad, thanx for the laugh

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM wow the pot calling the kettle black there huh? and on that note if you can laugh about being a fag i guess you must like it huh? good for you there guy gay pride and all that stuff keep on shoving.

[DragonwindM]

@alucard190 Your definately wrong kid, go smoke some weed for fuck sake, its not like it's illegal or anything, but if it is that makes it more badass to smoke isn't it

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM actually i don't smoke i was just defending someone else's opinion so maybe you should think before you speak, or not at all that sounds better, and your chance to deny that whole shoving thing came and went my gerbil loving friend.

[DragonwindM]

@alucard190 That sounds too good to be true if you don't smoke weed, obviously you like it in some way. and what is with the fuckin gay jokes constantly, your using them with exact details of information, I think you are doing these things, since you are the guy who said them in the first place

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM What EXACT details? there are no exact details. My suspicions of your mental incapacity were correct, i suppose because you obviously don't even know the meaning of exact i could give you a definition if you'd like? and the gay jokes? i thought it'd be funny to make fun of a gay person(you) and no i already denied those things which brings me back to the point of why you didn't in the first place?creepy

[DragonwindM]

@alucard190 Your the fucking retard not even knowing what you say, all this homosexual stuff is just natural how you talk to people? wow I would hate to be you during childhood, YOU ARE PROBABLY STILL A FUCKIN LITTLE KID. Don't worry I'll tell your dad to stop shoving a gerbil up your ass, and whatever the fuck he does. Unless you want him to, then by all means...

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM wow KID yeah I'M the kid, took a glimpse at your profile you have more shit about games than well... anything else so yeah I'M the kid riiiggghhhttt how old are you 13? 16? apparently i angered you lol that's good to hear and again I am going to deny what you've said because those things aren't true about me (and that subject just keeps coming back to you doesn't it?? now idon't wanna waste all your time the shortbus'll probably be there for you soon to take you to summer school bye

[alucard190]

@DragonwindM and yes the whole summer school thing was another joke on how retarded you sound, case you didn't catch it.

[nickbung]

A jury of exes, holy shit ! I'd be fucked.

[danieladougan]

That is a nightmare scenario right there.

[deksam101]

ya, if it was real and not a joke, infact that IS the joke of this skit. I can only hope you are joking.

[orbit991]

Are you for real? Hope there is sarcasm somewhere in there.

[heatedfrost]

no, no he's right guys. This has to be a fake lol.

[wolfkiller567]

you must be a real killjoy at parties dude

[ConnHustla]

this is like snl uncensored. Loren roberts had a little more lee way in terms of content

[bignastyphilly]

yeah its sorta like madtv only it doesnt suck

[haystaxinGIR]

is this like  a reeeeely old MADtv

[wendelgee01]

I like both shows, but Kids in the Hall is so much better than MADtv. Much more wit and irony as opposed to straight forward base humor. Give it a chance. Also, you will be surprised by how quickly you will become old and everything that you loved when you were younger is suddenly referred to as "reeeealy old" by naive kids.

[AndrewSpriter]

plus, it doesn't need to rely on pop culture references

[srb1369]

True. KITH was more creative than most sketch shows and barely used any celebrity impersonations, in fact the only one that comes to mind is Scott playing Queen Elizabeth.

KITH was a brilliant show and makes me proud to be Canadian.

[HalfsaleNotice]

what is pythonian humor?

[nocaon]

monty-python type humor, of course KITH is influenced by them, but i think they are a great comedy group

[notnats2005]

scott also did that impersonation of that gay guy in the bar drinking a martini not sure if that was a real person or just a made up character

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Buddy Cole was real. Scott was inspired by him. I think the real Cole died of aids before Scott started impersonating him.

[Twlghtman]

You're thinking of a skit they did where Mark plays a ghost of Scott's friend. According to the commentary on the dvds, Scott ripped off the character after playing someone named "Charles Buddy Cole" in a 2nd City troupe.

[chenzira1981]

I thought that E-Card I sent you was bleh.... This is the closest thing I can send to you... to say that I'm sorry, Kate.

-Chris

[ECOOL76]

100x better than Mad TV. The only good thing on Mad TV is that kid Stuart

[2pacbiggie4334]

are you kidding me? stuwart sucks! I'll take Ms. Swan and john madden any day!

[deksam101]

actually i find that stuart skit sooo anoying

[ilikereverb5]

no, it's a psychological thriller skit

[superdeformed313]

So much better than an SNL skit that would have dragged this out to ten minutes. Set the stage, get the big laugh, cue theme music. These guys are brilliant.

[MaxpowerSupreme]

This is so fuckin true! I love...lol.

[maggot4life63]

what an asshole

[peterbilt47]

I think this may be the best Kids In the Hall skit ever. Of course, I think that about a lot of their skits.

[thegirl44]

It's seemed to me that every skit that I've watched today is the best.

[DamienHell]

I plead guilty....but with various, good excuses, man if I knew I could've plead that, those murder charges might not have stuck

[girlshawncanada]

Has anyone found the "great ham abounds, mom!" episode? where Bruce runs away and gets drunk.

[1gurl75]

no but its good fuckin ham mom!

[mkultra2300]

kids in the hall-bob

[fanotv]

My parents try to put me down, just because fine ham abounnnnnnnnds!

[ZarkoLove]

Absolutely one of my favorite sketches.

Zarko

[vaiman777]

Screwed, chewed, barbaqued, and tattooed!!!

Poor Dave.

[profligatesum]

was that kathleen turner?

[scrambledpenis]

i think so?

[soniaruiz20]

I remember a skit on this show where a man is dressed as agirl and says ASSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOLe. can someoen tell me? thanx

[lunar52]

ROFL classic show.

[greatnothing42]

i like how she mouths the word "asshole".

[EvanSnowWolf]

That sells the whole sketch.

[quesondriac]

when she mouths the word "asshole" I laughed my ass off.

[idealstrontium]

whoa.... look at that lady smoke that cigarette!

[QuickSilver519]

they all got burned haha

[bojethro]

various good excuses lol

[KinkyJesus]

Funny sketch with horrible acting and accents.

[IheartFreedom]

accents?

[RobbyTheSheef]

You know they're Canadian right?

[forgetthecity]

im canadian and i dont hear an accent

[RobbyTheSheef]

either do I, but if there is one, that's what it would be, and that guy is a moron. :D

[DeepRecon25]

yeah what horrible japanese accents theyre all trying to do (sarcasm)

[DeathBeforeDishonor]

Well, this is what happens when you use a pill to give worms to ex-girlfriends.

[decoy8812]

lol! no, thats why we NEED the pill!

[neuromandw]

No, you just don't get it!

[idontseemtohavealife]

HA! brain candy right?

[DinoDom26]

hey asatru75 more poetic words were ne'er spoken about KITH, a flash of brilliance in a sea of shit, how true. As a Canadian when folks ask what our cultre is like I point them to KITH lol

[asatru75]

awesome, long time fan. These guys are the best. SNL is crap next to them. KITH is a flash of brilliance in a sea of shit.

[gregjockca3]

yes, sea a shit.

[NecrosisOfLight]

Exactly. SNL is like that annoying kid who yelled Ay Cariumba! Just trying to jump on whatever bandwagon they can get.

And occasionally they get a really good sketch (Celebrity Jeopardy, Cowbell), and it looks suspiciously like KITH-inspired absurdist fair (for instance Conner's never-explained loathing for Trebeck).

I love the episode where they are all stuck in the cabin in winter with the Queen of England lol.

[OmniSlashX89]

A flash of brillieance in a sea of shit. Now that's awesome. But what is SNL?

[radiofan6872]

A huge, steaming sea of shit.

[PETETHEMEAT42]

nowadays, but when sandler, myers, shneider, rock and farley were all on the cast it was THE shit

[InfidelCastrophobic]

This is a joke, right?

[gorkymalorki]

You are thinking of SNL, this is kids in the hall.

[writinguy]

Is the plaintiff Rachael Harris?

[DarthKrattus]

Lol! Hilarious! Though I've never heard them say "fuck" before...

[xtcdukes]

The first few seasons were on HBO, so the F-bomb was prevalent.

[Stepanchik]

They used to film some sketchs twice, once for the CBC and once for the US market.

[joemj413]

Is this season 1? I've never seen the raunchier episodes, just everything on Comedy Central.

[JHalpert84]

They're all raunchy, but Comedy Central censors the hell out of them

[gregjockca3]

yes, it's a simple equation, really.

canada = land of the free.

united states = iran.

soon american women will be wearing a burqa.

[monkeys37]

LOL. Canada has the most draconian speech restrictions in the Western world. Canada also has a much higher rate of immigration as a % of their total population. Look in the mirror before you point your finger.

[gregjockca3]

"Canada has the most draconian speech restrictions in the Western world."

yes, if you're a kkk member.

[bluebettle]

Canada didn't allow religious programing on the airwaves until 1992.

[gregjockca3]

but politics is a form of religious programming.

[harrystrongwood]

Hello? It's A New Day has been on the airwaves since I was a child.

[DriveByBaptism]

Damn wish we never did.

[greatnothing42]

is that a complaint?

[gregjockca3]

"Canada also has a much higher rate of immigration as a % of their total population."

yes, more tasty perogies for us.

[girlshawncanada]

Man, I miss perogies and cabbage rolls! From a Canadian in Scotland, haggis is nice, too though, but there is no comparison.

[jacekjacenty]

try polish shops :-)

[girlshawncanada]

They sell some in Asda, but not the canadian kinds...its not what Im used to...comforts of home...will go back to Canada one day and realize I fluffed up the memory of what they taste like and actually think ahhh, it tastes...okay, probably! LOL.

[windsandandstars]

But you're so close to so much Scotch! Delicious!

[Breeslave]

I wanna be spanked by the Blonde Plaintiff hard!!

[Hyperkid37]

*Sigh* I miss the days of seeing KITH uncensored.

[cw505]

... but with very good excuses.

fuck yeah!!

[strumm99strumm]

hey your charged with being an A**Hole

[t1984t]

with no excuse...asshole

[hehemooimhappy]

i love Bruce

[danieladougan]

The Kids in the Hall are a classic! They never stop being funny.

[Froodrook]

awesome, just awesome

[AldenUpham]

I love Bruce hah

[kosjmar]

Awesome!

[sexychula19]

i love bruce he was always so adorable

[DAKlives]

hahahahhahahhahahahah

never gets old

DAK