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  • good will hunting

  • A man calls up a Animal Control Department and says "Sir there's a bear in my tree and I want it to be removed, but I don't want it to be harmed", later a guy shows up with a gun and a dog, the man says 'I said I don't want it harmed!" the guy says "Well see, I have the dog cause I'm going up the tree and I'm going to shake it and when the bear falls the dog is going to bite its dick", the man goes ok but what the gun for? the guy says "If I fall out of the tree I ant you to shoot the dog!

  • That's funny

  • Heres one...3 guys go to a hotel.the 1st guy gets the top room,the 2nd guy gets the bottom room,and the 3rd guy is making a bbq out back.the 1st guys's sink broke so he had to shave out the window,and the 2nd guys's toilet broke so he had to piss out the window.the 1st guys razor fell out of his hand and cut the 2nd guys dick off.later that day all of them were talking and complaining of how he lost his razor and how he lost his dick.3rd guy says today was awesome cus i found an extra sausage!

  • Thumbs up if you saw black Eli at 0:31

  • press 2 and 3 over and over again repeatedly .i feel bad for Teena

  • I don't get it

  • الله اكبر

  • thats zoo awkward! haha

  • PRESS 3 AND 6 FAST!! OR IF YOU'RE GROSS, PRESS 3 AND 7 FAST

  • what program do you use to make these ?

  • 221 Kids don't understand the jokes.

  • who noticed the asian eli !

  • That old women is the same women who put her hand down that dudes pants for 15 mins.

  • Lol Black Eli

  • LOL

  • @melaniesweethart1 your gay those arent fuckin real im geting pissed whenever i see this shit fuck you

  • @melaniesweethart1 On this day, Melaniesweethart1 (sic) posted a chain letter. If you do not repost this, you aren't an idiot.

  • On December 24 a boy called Scott Dontgiveacrap died. He was on myspace

  • This one wasn't that funny.

    It was hardly a punchline.

  • @ibTrollin16 I saw that coming.

  • @zzzgohan he typed that joke first everybody copied

    trust me i ve read alot of them he was first

  • i have one

    So a american a mexican and a indain are on a plane and the plane is crashing so the pilot says

    throw something overboard the indain throws a stick overboard and says "there are to many of these in my country"

    the mexican throws a stick overboard and say "there are to many of these in my country"

    then the american throws the mexican overboard and says "there are to may of these in my country

  • @TheAirsoftpwner this joke really isnt funny anymore and is overdone

  • Three men cross a huge pool with a high diving board. A genie comes out of the pool and says "Dive from the board, and say your favourite thing!" The first one jumps and says, "COLA!" Poof! The pool fills with Cola. Amazed, the second one dives, shouting, "GOLD!" Poof! The pool fills with gold. The third gets on the diving board and slips, screaming, "SHIT!"

  • @ibTrollin16 hahahahaha good one

  • @565972 hahahaha

  • I got one There are 3 girls a blond red haed and a brown they are on a canibale island. The canibales say if you want to live you have to shove 3 fruits up your butt with out making an expression. The brown comes back with apples and smiles after the first one they eat her. The red head comes back with grapes and makes it through 2 and then laughs. up in heaven the brown asks the red head why she laughed and the red head said "Because i saw the blond come back with pineapples"

  • @al90901 lol a modified version of the tribal fruit

  • eli is black

  • good will hunting anyone?

  • h..........a..............h silly

  • @ibTrollin16 ha i get it so he tries to throw the canadian in the fire but the canadian is to big and strong for him so he kicks his ass and slits his throat... haha funny

  • @SDNDxShotgunZ nah he just tells the canadian theres a hockey rink in the middle of the fire so the canadian jumps in

  • @jacktheripperrules but since hes so badass he lives then comes out with his flaming hockey stick then shoves it up the americans ass

  • IT SEEMS FUNNY! BUT I DONT GET IT!!!): CAN SOME1 EXPLAIN 2 ME PLS???!

  • i heard a cleaner version of that on the two ronnies years ago still s good version

  • holy shit the laugh sounds like my perverted teacher

  • that's halarious

  • i think the stewardess was cute

  • @Stereo13eatz :P 3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.'' :))

  • @ibTrollin16 that joke is used to much

  • @GOLDERROCKS

    The word "to" is used in lieu of the word "too" too much.

  • @axelasdf thank you for that pointless comment.

  • @GOLDERROCKS

    It wasn't pointless if it corrects someone and lessens the food for the other grammar nazi's. It's a competitive game here.

  • Look she fell over so if she doesnt rush she be banged

  • eli is the guy in the left at0:33

  • I feel dumb... i didn't get it... :/

  • why would they be excited about that what are they gonna watch or something

  • Good Will Hunting!

  • cock head

  • Eli is the black guy

  • not that funny

  • Didn't even made me laugh one bit :/

  • OMFG DA ADS!!! go here 0:01

  • lol black eli

  • Good Will Hunting had a VERY similar joke!

  • look at the sign at 0:41

  • @jinettebaby theres no sign there

  • its the same old lady that stuck her hands down that one mans pants

  • eli is the black guy o.o

  • Guy furthest to the left at 0:36

  • @ibTrollin16 lol thats hilatious!!

  • eli is the black dude at the left at 0:32

  • you whats weid my aunt told me this joke

  • i got a joke and its the older one then the one that ibtrollin

    ok

    there was a mexecan and a chains and american on a boat the mexecan said ''i have alot of beans in my country'' so he throws beans into the want the chains said ''i have alot of rice in my country'' the american said ''i hav alot of chans and mexecans in my country''

  • @MrErki1234 That was terribley spelled an dumb.

  • @MrErki1234

    chains ?

    throws into the WANT ?

    god damn you're a moron

  • @MrErki1234 fucking idiot.

  • I like this version better:

    Pilot forgets to turn off mic: "I could go for a coffee and a blow job right now".

    Stewardess rushes to the cockpit.

    Passenger: "Don't forget the coffee."

  • @ibTrollin16 haha

  • haha this was the best!

  • Eli is the black man on the left at 1:06

  • 0:32 eli is the black guy in the back

  • LOL

  • 203 People are soccer moms that want to babyify youtube.

  • eli is the black guy on the left side of the plane :DDD

  • That old lady looks like she's the lady in the 46 year old man joke

  • the same joke was on good will hunting..........

  • "cock"-pit

  • @StrawberryKiller14 today its officially called the cruise station my dad's in the air force derp.

  • @StrawberryKiller14 thats what i say instead of vagina jk :D

  • @StrawberryKiller14 "poop"-deck :D

  • Black Passenger on the Left = Eli! xD

  • i dont get it ....

  • @biggs159632 he said he had to take a dump and THEN bang the stewrdest and she rushed over to him to tell him the mic was on and the lady said "dont rush he said he needed to take a dump first" witch ment she thought she was going there to bang him

  • @InvaderEma if you explaine it, it wont be funnny

  • @Mariacaes well its not fun to looks at the comments and see the little kids asking "whats this mean" or "i dont get it"

  • @InvaderEma i know what you mean ...party poopers!

  • Eli is the black guy in the left:D

  • @KkrazyVato Cool I allow noticed

  • @0:30 the black guy on the left is eli and the exit sign is color green

  • :38 read the sign lol

  • ahhh thats cold...funny but cold

  • Eli's the black dude on the left

  • u cant watch the vid !! everyone is lookin' for smthin' to say to get thumbs up

    dats kindda  desprate

  • Made my day.

  • 201 people need to get laid

  • Eli is at the left side of the plane in 0:31

  • Someone owns the seriously rude jokebook :P

    I've read the whole book, so i've heard most of these jokes .

  • u guys noticed the sign (crew only)? id write an s in front of it...

  • at :32 theres eli in top right corner

  • Nice

  • tht was pretty good

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  • black eli at 0:32 lol

  • DAMN THAT SOUNDS FUN! DO GUYS TO GET TO BE STEWARDESS"S TOO?

  • @redblueflash gay

  • 00:01 to skip the ad

  • @groo737 just hit F5

  • wheres eli in that one

  • @honeydovey1

    the black guy on the left hand side at 0:31

  • anybody notice the exit sigh colored green

  • i wanna buttfuck you eli and get cum all over your glasses

  • @iamneverwrongx3 you know he's probably some old guy, right?

  • Big ups for the high five at :36

  • I hate advertisements

  • @aMarKyMarKa press f5

  • cool

    

  • i have never laugh

  • how is that even a joke?

  • @soggynutsjr

    i just don'tt get it ._.

  • thats the old lady from the facelift episode

  • LFMAOOOOO

  • eli is the black dude at 35 on the left

  • haha little old lady

  • this kinda joke have been showed in greece

  • eli is black!

  • lol @straty01 soooo true haha

  • I'm not sure which is funnier, this joke or the length of the comments below....sheesh!!

  • Eli is the black passsnger

  • Please, no debating. Thank You.

  • eli is the passenger on the left

  • lol @ high five

  • so your saying its not ok to laugh???

  • well regardless of this jokes ditryness if you want to call it that... kids are going to hear jokes like these sometime in their life... its going to happen... just when they hear a joke like this just tell them its not really right what he is saying but thats just the way this world has become.. so instead of saying omg this is a bad joke say well might as well laugh now and have fun while i can

  • /watch?v=-LkhJi56w5U

    the point is it all has a purpose....and it can all manipulate you.

  • Entertainment is entertainment. Any one who takes it as anything more is a moron and a disgrace to humanity.

  • You seriously want me to believe that watching someone get murdered is enough to convince someone to go kill people? First of all what happens in this video is nothing serious, but going around killing people because you saw it on tv? Everyone's thinking it so I'm just gonna say it: you're fucking retarded.

  • I didn't say that...but someone could see a horror movie and notice its something they want to do ..or feel like its something they want to try and then go out and kill people yes..(example psychopaths: son of sam.. a 2000 year old dog told him to kill people.)

    i don't have time to talk to you about the thought process of why people become certain ways so i'm calling it a night ... bye

  • I agree. Its nothing but an excuse for bad parenting.

  • dude im 11 and i know all about tis shit and i think its funny. You really need to get a sense of humor and a life you stupid faggot

  • @GravDiga lol dont waste your time on idiots

  • i prefer the version with him saying he wanted some coffee and the girl.. she goes running up and some one says "hey, you forgot he coffee"

  • @neo112683 I actually just saw Good Will Hunting for the first time like 2 days ago

  • @rickyphu

    he said he wanted to bang the girl, so when she ran to the cockpit and tripped the old lady thought she wanted to do the pilot so thats why she said dont worry he gonna go take a dump first

  • eli is the black guy on the left looking up

  • okay when the pilot said a anouncement he put down the mic and forgot to turn it off so it was still on when he said '' im going to take a dump and bang that hot attendant'' so every one heard him say it including the attendant.. so she was so mad that she was gonna go to the cockpit and smack him, sice she was walking too fast she ending up tripping and the old lady thought she was going to fuck him too and told the attendant ''dont rush yet, he did say he had to take a dump First''..........

  • LMAO!!!

  • ive watched every episode so far and these are ded funny!

  • Same here

  • @MouldyMilkMan i never found episode 29

  • she rush becuz she was mad but people think she wants to get fuck so bad that y she rush but the granny said dont rush he said he gunna take a dumb first....

  • no shit