Jacob's blonde jokes in Breaking Dawn

[jazzpoppy2011]

Hi

[ShadowTerra13]

Hey Jacob- what happens to grown men who claim to be in love with little girls? JAIL TIME FOR PEDOPHILIA. breakingdawnwastheworstbookeve­rwrittenandallcopiesshouldbebu­rned

[teamedwardomg10z]

Two things to say

1. Kristen Stewart was a blonde

2. In BD Jacob gets food on Rosalie

Haha lolz

[Vieletch]

You can add absolutely anything you want to the end of that url and it will still pop up with the same video ... scared O.o

[audreyvoijen]

@Vieletch how is that possible? I don't get it...

[forbid3nbynatur3]

@audreyvoijen I have no idea but it does work I wasted about ten minutes just putting random shit at the end O_o

[emilynesheva]

Just because BELLLA is a brunnete, doen't mean she isn't dumb! Hell, she dumber than ALL the blondes I know!

[CherryCokeKitten]

Blonde: What does idk and idc mean? Brunette: I don't know and I don't care. Blonde: Fine then I'll go ask somebody else!!!!

[normablue1]

GRRRRRR

[pandapng]

team JAKE!

[KiraRingcat]

I love Jake and im blonde

[HermyGranger10101]

I don't know if I supposed to be pissed off or laughing, 'cause when until my 10th birthday I was truly a blonde, but now I have sort of brown hair... And this mirror thing wouldn't work, blondes are good swimmers (at least in my sql)

[leolie33]

Okay I am not lieing I swear!!!

But on the "blonde with a brain joke" i mummbled "golden retriever" And I truley had no idea omigosh. amazing hah hah

(and yea ik i'm making a big deal out of it x3)

[Ms8Peaches8HaH8Freak]

lol :D

[MelodyMaxW]

It wasn't in the movie! :(

[SophiaCora]

@MelodyMaxW there is no movie. it's from the book. :D

[StephaneMohr1014]

People are retarded. the "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" isn't who you like the best or who's hotter. It's who you think is the best for BELLA. Like, seriously. does anyone pay attention to anything?

[HermyGranger10101]

@StephaneMohr1014 "Could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention." ~James Potter

[Melons42]

Went a little overboard with the stock effects don't you think?

[EmkayKiss6]

He Looks like My cousin O___O

[M1E1G]

i was looking forward to these in the film but they weren't put in :(

[AwesomeAileen2]

@M1E1G they don't happen till part 2. after Renesmee is born ans Bella is all don't her transformation! :D

[M1E1G]

@AwesomeAileen2 ohh thanks, sorry i read this ages ago. yaay i'm glad they'll be in the movie

[TeamEdwardandJane]

For crying out loud it's a fictional character who tells these blonde jokes ....

half of you crying about it are only making a fuss because your "TEAM EDWARD" !!

[XXShannonLautnerXX]

Go Jake!! Jacob is soo funny and totally hot!!! GO TEAM JACOB!! <3 JACOB <3

[TheTwilightgirl47]

@theycallmelottei know right I'm blond and I tell blonde jokes all the time even in front of my blonde haired best friend who gets an a on everything

[theycallmelotte]

I'm blonde but I think it's funny. they're just jokes. no big deal right? behave yourself people. TEAM JACOB !

[MissNerdLove]

Whyy is everyonee getting all but hurt bout this likee, im not blondee but everyone tells blonde jokes just deal with it Its not that serious..... #JustSayinn":D

[Sammy8uYO]

What is wrong with blondes? My bff went a grade higher and shes blonde she gets a + on everything and this offends people

[skittleninja1000]

OMG LOVE IT

[MzsimmieC]

I'm blonde !! :)

[nvanbc1]

If you've seen paint dry, you've seen Breaking Yawn.

[Ozzy788]

These Jokes AINT Funny! Get A Life

[JuliaKatePoynter]

Blondes aren't actually stupid. I am blonde I have all A's in my classes. I have received high honors every year since I was in 6th grade. Usually blondes used to be the cool ones who were cheerleaders and all that jazz. The "fake" ones in movies I should say. They never care about their grades and are girly.....just saying. Thats why people think they are "stupid".

[misssoda88]

That hurt my feelings wow

[TheCoolcit]

THESE CRAP CAN HURT PEOPLE!!

[bethLOLbrownCOOLIO]

... im blonde and i LOVE blonde jokes!!!

[butterfly91099]

This is one of the many reasons im on TEAM EDWARD oh im blond n this is just rude to blonds!!!

[Natas773]

Blondes jokes are the new form of racism nobody speaks about. These creations of jealousy are discriminatory against beautiful light-haired women. Vice versa blondes are not aggressive against darker-colored people, quite the contrary, they are very reasonable / tolerant, maybe too tolerant for this poor world.

[imaowl1]

One True Media we meet again,....

[hjconrad789]

i dont understand the golden retreiver one

[winditup78]

@hjconrad789 its basically saying that there are no smart human blondes... just smart dog blondes.. does tht make sense?

[mcfadie]

I hated how they cut out the jacob rosalie relationship altogether.. i was dying to see it on screen, the jokes and him throwing the bowl she made that said fido at her head... i hope they dont leave out emmett's jokes at bella about sex while charlie is there... i would die

[NitaHeartsAndSmiles]

@EvaMagaliGlam I agree with you 100%, discrimination is wrong. I don't think Jake hated blondes. I think it was more that he hated Rose cause she's a vampire (that's discrimination too, I know) not her being blonde. Plus, she was a very... She was b***h in every since of the word for me. He had his jokes, & she got some in too. They were having fun with a situation for themselves even though they didn't like each other. I don't think it was meant as dicrimination. :-) Just my opinion though ;-)

[NitaHeartsAndSmiles]

@Kaity2310 We have hope. The next part could be full of them :-D

[wareagle01able]

hahaha i nearly peed my pants reading the jokes !!!

[Kaity2310]

I wish they would have added the jokes in the movie. But oh well it was still a good movie. :)

[TwilightPixie97]

i have read all the books, however i think the brain cells joke was a bit insensitive,

[twilightfan1million]

i can't believe they weren't in the movie >.<

[cartergirl3of3]

@twilightfan1million Me too I was seriously peeved. They had fillers and utter drivel. They should have cut out some of those cornier jokes and made way for real ones!!

[gemstar102]

67 people are cranky because their brain cells die alone

[Sesshomaus1fangirl]

@gemstar102

i never did understand tht joke could u please explain

[smackurface1999]

Ok I don't get the golden retriever joke. It just doesn't make any sense!

[xXLotRgirlXx]

@smackurface1999 It's because golden retrievers are very smart dogs and their fur is "blonde." That's all....

[helmsplitter0233]

how to kill a blonde: first get a scratch and sniff book second get a rather deep pool third check the blondes ansestory to check how many were blond the more the dumber and better forth take the blond a paper weight and the scratch and sniff to the pool first attach the scratch and sniff to the weight and throw it in the deepest part of the pool. next tell the blond to go sniff it. job done

[jena9956]

@EvaMagaliGlam Well then, if you want to forfit, you can.

Live a happy fucking brunette life, you lucky bitch. Damn, I hate blonde. I've always wanted brunette hair or better yet jet black. Just thought I'd share. I guess since it's blonde it's easier for me to dye, though...

[musicmakers411]

@EvaMagaliGlam

haha, saying i have no authority as if you do! haha ur funny.

u may have forgotten the fact that twelve year olds arent stupid.

although there not the brightest crayon in the box, there not stupid either.

and P.S. im not a child, im a teen, or even a tween, but not a child.

[musicmakers411]

@EvaMagaliGlam

why dont u shut up and chillax

u just keep this up and see what happens ur life will suck just like u!!!!!!!!!!

ya, im twelve, whats it to ya?

[jena9956]

@EvaMagaliGlam the kind of character created to be hated. Oh, that rhymed! SCORE!!! Anyhoo, at least your not getting a bunch of yo momma jokes. Those are actually rude, and aren't even funny. Or racist jokes. I can laugh at blonde jokes, though, because I'm blonde. And it shows. So, it's ironic that a smart blonde and a challenged blonde are argueing over the worst movies ever made. The books are good though. She uses 'Edwards perfect face' and 'Edward's velvet skin'(or voice, hair, smell) too

[jena9956]

@EvaMagaliGlam Hey, sweetie, treat me like a child as much as you like. Because I AM in fact, a child. I'm not conceited, in fact, I have self esteem issues. But I love a good arguement, so you might as well keep going, because it's fun for me. That's actually one of the reasons I looked up some blonde jokes, so I could find some extremely defensive blondes. I'm defensive and naturally blonde, but not about blonde jokes. I laugh about them too. I understand your upset with Jacob, but he's not

[MyGirlCajun]

@EvaMagaliGlam OMG so if I write a book about a girl suffering from depression, that makes me depressed? It's called CREATIVITY. It's a talent and a wonderful attribute that is kinda neccesary to be an author. Characters need personalities.

[jena9956]

Hey, all you blondes out there(and stfu cuz im a natural blonde), look what the brunettes went through in the Halocaust.(spelling?)

They got FUCKING CAPTURED AND KILLED for being brune. So, you'll survive a few lame jokes about being blonde.

[jena9956]

@EvaMagaliGlam ...

Dude...

Chillax.

I'm naturally blonde, but i hate it, so i dyed it.

Not cuz of the jokes, but there's no reason to hate a character over some blonde jokes.

That's not nice either.

[Faith67Destiny]

I bet you that all the 65 people who disliked this are blondes

[Ittybittypurple]

Hahah can u guys take a joke i hear vlondejokes all the time nd i kno not to take them seriously thats y their jokes

[jena9956]

@Ittybittypurple exactly. that's what i'm trying to tell that asshole.

[parryxxlivxx]

oh, I meant And instead of End

[parryxxlivxx]

love the blonde jokes :D

end for the people who hate jake now; come on, its funny, and he just hates her for supporting bella ''killing'' herself, so get over it

[Moopy2001]

so changing to team ed now.

[livdashiell]

-.- im a blonde watch it jake

[sgrocks678]

lol that was so funny read the book i think they mist 1 or 2 smiley faces forever

[graykitty92]

the other jokes are funny but the one that sounded really.. menacing and really rude, was the one where jake says How do a blondes brain sells die? answer: they die alone... that sounded sooo messed up i was like 0.0 "poor rosaline" lol.

[Chalekfan4ever14]

I'm blonde. I don't fin this offense but I do wanna know who start blonde jokes in the whole world! Bcuz I can find any brunette or redhead jokes.

[Twilightfan123806]

Aww Bad Doggy you be nice!!!! LOL!!!

[VincentVissexy]

Lol I read these in the book and laughed my butt off XD

[cfrench61995]

Oh calm down guys, im a blonde and still think these are histarical

[Kainaat12347862]

lol my cuzzy is a blonde so i am gonna try these out on her!!!

[twilightrosefan17]

OMG THIS JOKES ARE WAY TO LOOSER LIKE THE ONE WHO TELL IT obeslie thst loser jokes come from the stupid jacodo

[Golliepag]

Why do

People say that about blondes

How would you freakin brunettes like to be called only pretty nothing else.

If you were all on drugs or if someone is on drugs, they are a blonde, you guys just shut up because I bet a whole lot of you wouldn't like to be all treated like shut.

[NearSupporter11226]

@Golliepag Well, someone's bitter. Seriously, I tell blonde jokes. I'm blonde. Lighten up and move on with your life.

[4getfulness16]

@Golliepag Are you serious? People make jokes about EVERYTHING whether you're blonde, brunette, red head, a man, a woman, black, white, asian, EVERYTHING! Lighten the fuck up! Grow up and get a sense of humour for fuck's sake.

[horsegirl738]

@jwills2000 in most movies they dont but in twilight james has a reflection when they r at dance studio

[pippinrocks3]

cool

[CaughtByTheAlibi]

Wow... I thought there was more than 52 blonde twilight fans...

[twilightrosefan17]

This "Blondes jokes" are the STUPIDS JOKES I EVER HEAR JACODO SOX if he trys to be CLOWN NONFUNNY noneone would laugh at his kokes

[TheMagmagoblin]

Most of these are "Pollack" jokes from the '30s. Poles were pretty much on the bottom of the totem pole when it came to Catholic immigrants. They can be modified to slur any group, even Twilight fans. These jokes were old hat when your grandparents first heard them, and it's telling that Twilight has to resort to such unoriginal comic relief. PS: anyone who thinks blond women have no cause to dispute their inherent stupidity...meet the hottest, sexiest political action commitee in history!

[jwils2000]

number 1 is wrong cuz vamps dont have reflections

[Lotteehxx]

Team Jacob rules! ♥

[Shirayuurei]

If these old as dirt jokes are actually in the books, that is RICH.

I have even LESS respect for Meyers now!!

I didn't think it was possible!!

[TheTITANICjackrose]

I'll have you know, i'm blonde and scored one of the best in the STATE on a test! i'm in T.A.G. (Talented And Gifted)

[Amandacutie23]

haha i just love jacob

[MegaOddball1]

I <3 JACOB HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO HOT!

[1SHETHEBOS]

i took who know how miny pic on my cell to show my frienda

[1451holly]

Awsome job with the vid :)

[EvaWolf100]

T E A M J A C O B !!!

[WhitlockGirl]

how do u get the effects u used ? :)

[TheCaitybooo]

wtf is the song? i hear this on like, every video!

[1111michaelmyers]

i find these offencive not only do i h8 twilight i hate jacob and edward even if these where in the book or not (idk i havent read breaking dawn)i was born a true blonde and i am not stupid or brainless bec i blonde!

[CastelDawn]

@1111michaelmyers honey, you claim that you are not stupid but in the same time you write your message with like 1 mistake per word. I'm sure you are quite clever but that's not the best way to make your point.

[Amandacutie23]

@1111michaelmyers

Well he was just trying to be mean to rosalie, because he hates her the most (well besides edward). She wasnt really offended by most of them because she heard them all before, besides the last one. Im sure he wasnt trying insulting all blondes.....there just jokes. Theres plenty of them out there. Not just from twilight........

[acidstars9]

@1111michaelmyers OMG IT'S A JOKE! And besides that, it was said by a CHARACTER in a book for Christ's sake!

[1xmichellax1]

@1111michaelmyers I'm also blond, but I at least try to type something like that right. I'm dutch so there can be mistakes in my tekst, but that has nothing to do with being blond. You know you're just making a joke out of yourself. Get over those jokes, they're meant to rosalie, not to blondes in common. You little whine baby

[Sheira89]

@1111michaelmyers your spelling and grammar is worse than mine. And I'm a non-English speaker...

[lisacaitlin1011]

ive got fair hair does that count?

and i found them funny

[MrMicababy]

i dont get the last one?

[WizKGT]

@MrMicababy She Has One Brain Cell !

[IloveRobertPattiable]

If you put a miorr at the bottom of the pool she can still breath. Just Sayin.

[Wildlikewind99]

jacob team <3 :)

[lillelisejansen]

haw do you kill ar blondi? put a mirow on the bottom of a pool

[stayflywriter]

lmao im blonde and i found this hella funny #notoffended

[twilightaddiction001]

I SO want Rosalie to say: "You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair.". xD

[WolfSoldier13]

The blonde jokes are offensive, but I still love you Jacob <3 But seriously they are offensive...

[LoveYamachan]

oh yeah i hope they include those scenes! esp when rose made him a fido plate that jacob threw at her head~! lol

[123ruj123]

I love jacob! <333

[Moshi1234561]

#LOL

[hanacrizantemum]

I know his jokes there are pretty funny! haha... I wish they're going to include his jokes on the breaking dawn movie

[WolfBerry319]

I know they are just jokes but that's just judging a book by it's cover and peole always mistaken blondes to be dumb when actually we are pretty smart. Thumbs up for blondes:)

[143babyblue]

Wow people I'm not even offended by these and I'm I blonde! It's no big deal really, so in my opinion, some of u r over reacting. Just saying. Theyr just jokes...

[BellaSilvery]

Rosalie: That's not smart, Jacob, like, you're offending all the blondes in the world now :) (Blondie army at her back)

[lautnerlover63]

LOL! i read the book, but it's still funny! I hope they put those in the movie!

[Raven10119]

jake is just begging rosalie to smack him

[Lelli33]

he def looks hotter with short hair. thumbs up if u agree. :)

[Booboobearsx]

ahahaa i cracked up when i read them in the book... how they described how mad she was gettin made me laugh! ahaha

[Patriotfighter1770]

I hate some of the Blonde Jokes for 2 reasons:

1.) I'm a Blonde

2.) I'm actually pretty smarter than most blondes - Hey 4.0 average.

[raynebow728]

THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT BREAKING DAWNN ARE THE BLONDE JOKES IM A BLONDE AND I WAS OFFENDED WHEN I READ THE JOKES THERE NOT FUNNY

[CpCharlotteParker17]

@raynebow728 I know. Im surprised twilight made some jokes like that.

[WorldOfPsych]

@raynebow728 *they're.

[raynebow728]

THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT BREAKING DAWNN ARE THE BLONDE JOKES IM A BLONDE AND I WAS OFFENDED WHEN I READ THE JOKES

[alliebaba98]

@CpCharlotteParker17 ur in the 4th grade so u don't need to be cussing... " fuck" and "shit" r big kid words so wen u get to 8th or 9th grade, then u can start cussing slightly... U ain't not big shot... Ur a little kid... So nock it off

[2countrygurl]

Oh my gosh, some people's comments are just so immature. I mean people have a right too speak their minds. I'm not trying to start anything but seriouly, if you hate Twilight then don't look at and if you don't like somebody's comment then let it go. I mean everybody has their own likes and dislikes in stuff. No reason too be immature about it.

[CpCharlotteParker17]

Well.. not team edward, jacob,emment,OR jASPER.. team gimmme all!

[justinbieberrocks213]

For some reason Rosalie looks like chelsea staub

[juxmook]

Twilight fucking sucks.

[juxmook]

@lindscatlover HOW? Please explain to me in great detail how I am the asshole here.

[LynnRichbourg121]

Im bored lol!!!

[cows1350]

k i love twilight and all but i dont like roasile i love it when jacob makes fun of her

[pinkiecupcakes47]

i didn't really like breaking dawn i was very disappoited with it but i love jacob blonde jokes to rosalie but please don't be mad at me i saw how you tore down that other person who commented and i'm nervous about what you'll say btw love the graphics

[EllieMCullen]

RosalieDIdnt Know the last one:D

[Neon3Cookies]

hahahahaha i wimember dem L IN my bokxoxo

[Megahdork1]

Is these jokes in the book? if so Stephanie Meyer couldn't even come up with her own jokes? It's not fun when I've heard them a thousand times before

[ashernaterer]

there wherent any spoilers.

[CrimsonRedVampire]

Chuck Norris wears Emmett Cullen pajamas XD

[AliceHaleTeamJasper]

COOL

JIA*

*Jasper is Awesome

[julieherrmann148]

This video has really amazing graphics I love it. Plus it was rather cute lol the blond jokes that is lol

[dianediane78]

@julieherrmann148 thanks.

[zietz61]

which program do you use?

[dianediane78]

@zietz61 onetruemedia :)

[dreamyblue001]

very nice graphics ! where did you get the music ?

[Potterpuppetpals98]

Joke number three wasnt in there ive read the book like three times

[gizmo4655]

@Potterpuppetpals98 yes, it was in there somewhere

[brownsfan68]

@Potterpuppetpals98 i didnt remember it at first either but when i went back and looked specifically for that joke i found it

[TheWildchild1999]

u racist pig

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dchowderr]

 bllod dosent circulate throught edward there for he can not have boners TWILIGHT SUCKS KAY BIYE

[priscialexful1410]

team jacob for ever

[dianediane78]

@juxmook then why are you viewing AND commenting on this then? we could really care less about you. and for your information, YOU are the one wasting YOUR time.

sorry i just had to snap. i'm really tired of all the haters going to random twilight-related videos and posting something like this. ok, you hate twilight. we get it. you can just keep it to yourself, you know. or better, make your own video and blurt out everything there.

peace and love :))

[juxmook]

@dianediane78 Thanks for tearing me down just because I shared my opinion, asshole.

[dianediane78]

@juxmook You're welcome.

[DjChloe10]

If you dont like twilight why are you on this video?? Jesus it aint rocket science!!