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From: wheezywaiter
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  • Most adorable outro in all your videos.

    Um ... not sure which part was better though.

  • i<3wheezy

    if anyone wants to talk.. I'm mad bored :l send me a message ? sorry to bother Dx

  • I must have watched the outside adventure bit about 20 times now and i'm still laughing at it!

  • That wink at the end was so freakin cute!!!! ^_^ And man if I had a time machine I would totally have bought a shirt 11 months ago!!! :D

  • did some guy really get his kids to do that?? xD

  • So cute!

  • Cutest outro ever.

  • Those kids from the outro were so cute

  • Ha! Shirtless shirt!

  • How come it only shows how many times I've watched this video!?

  • ther a beer bottel at 2:18

  • You r fluffy wheezy. Fluffy; (mine) an organism who is between fat and skinny.

  • this is the first time having little kids in the back of a van is funny..

  • I want the shirt that you have on at 3:10

  • THAT WAS A HOT VIDEO I BOUGHT A SHIRT RIGHT NOW DAMN LOVE THE FURRY CHEST GROWL LOVE THOSE NIPPLES LICK

  • THAT WAS A HOT VIDEO I BOUGHT A SHIRT RIGHT NOW DAMN LOVE THE FURRY CHEST GROWL

  • wait i thought nate got eaten by a mountain goat...

  • 21 people dont like coffee thumbs up if you agree!

  • dearest wheezy:

    please be shirtless more often.

    bear-lovers love you.

  • @todderick42 bear-lovers lol

  • @TyTheRegularMan Hahaha. WE DO. It's true.

  • @todderick42 bearlovers too?! I thought it was only the beard-lovers

  • you have good eyelashes.

  • ummmmmmmmm can i have that autographed paper :D

  • i could tell it was a clone at the beginnging because his voice was to high

  • Cutest wink evar

  • That might be the cutest wink ever.

    Oh shirt!  you have shirts! How did I forget that shirt!?

  • "Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing...and that's a great way to lose weight" - Craig Benzine

    Laughing my soul off!

  • That wink was unbelievably cute!

  • the dislike bar is so small it's invisible, craig > anyone

  • SO GLAD BUSVLOGGER MADE IT TO THE WINKS :D

  • I laughed the loudest at 3:10. Sorry Craig :\

  • if you press 3 repeatedly it sounds like hes saying gross

  • press 0, 1 and 4 xD

  • press 0 then 1 xD

  • "Nothing is perfect. Therefore being perfect is being nothing, and that's a good way to loose weight" That's awesome!

  • what computer do you use and what software do you use

  • 2:11 I SEE ALE!

  • You have pretty eyelashes

  • -goes outside- with computer? well...that defeats the purpose doesn't it. Oh well

  • holyy crap imma buy a shirt right now! not to cover up your hot shirtlessness wheezywaiter but... cuz ur just so awesum! (peter gryffin moment) iii ahhhh iiii ahhhh

  • that song is awesome

  • Not gonna lie, you - shirt = hot.

    and I'm a girl, so this remark was totally straight.... and mathematical.

  • i put all of wheezywaiters quotes on my facebook

  • Was that Sexy Clone at the end? Meeeooow!!! lol

  • what happens when some one wearing the beard lover shirt meets someone who has a beard but has no wheezy waiter? awkward turtle.....

  • STRIP STRIP STRIP....I mean urgghh...

  • I liked, commented and subscribed. Boom. Done. Ask that clone's soul to give me my $20

  • I often have famous people I like sign things in highlighter.

  • 2 things. 1. Did he write an autograph to himself with a yellow highlighter? 2. Maybe the last shirt was see through, or the stupid eagle stole his clothes.

  • please please please give us a craig quotes

  • Woof Wheezy Sans Shirt!

  • Oh my God, please make chest hair shirt!

  • Oh my god his tummhas a beard<3

  • it looks like you fell on alf :D

  • wheezy.................... i run a collgege radio station down in utah would your band be willing to send a CD down here so we can blast some of your band over the airwaves?

  • @royalb8man Collgege?

  • @ClockMasterK i'm tired from last night wiht your mother clockmaster.....give me a break

    

  • @royalb8man Oh, I'll let you have fun. Sorry "Dad"

  • @royalb8man Well played sir, impersonating a radio DJ in order to get a free DPC CD. Well played, indeed.

  • I would kill for a shirt with that quote you made on it

  • LIKE

  • When you took your shirt off... It made me come. (to your place?...)

  • Super cute wink! :D

  • hm.. the video paused for me at 0:39, awkward...

  • If you shave your chest hair, you could use all that excess hair and make a wig to donate for cancer patients.

  • ...Sex sells, nobody knows that more than Craig Benzine (Is that an element? Sounds like one... let's name a new element Benzine.)

    ;) ding*

  • Wheezy has a beard on both his face and his chest

  • That quote is actually pretty good

  • I've started to write down all of Craig's quotes.

  • the thumbnail makes it look like he shaved! :O

  • @sephinal I know right? I was like "OMGOMGOMGOMG What did he do? Why did he do it? Oh no!" *watches video, realises he didn't* "Oh phew, he didn't"

  • 3:14 = sexy clone

  • If anyone's interested I have videos of most of the songs performed by DRIFTLESS PONY CLUB at the show in Chicago this past weekend on my channel!

  • you just said that nothing is perfect...

    but craig.....

    YOUR perfect...... -_-

  • You should grow your beard out to make it like Santa Claus' beard.

  • I just wanted to let you know. . .

  • you should make a shirt that looks like your chest. i'd buy that one

  • Seriously, what is happening to the chair at 0:48

  • Your belly has a beard!

    I want a song too, if outside gets a song I should too. Titled "Claudia"

  • Usually when I type lol, it's a lie, but for you sir this is the gods honest truth. LOL

  • easily amused clone should be a thing

  • you look like santa when your not wearing a shirt... i had a rough childhood

  • where can I download the outside song?? I need it!

  • Craig has a sexy body. I'm saying that as a straight male.

  • i love the thumbnail for this video.

    

  • I don't know why, but you kinda look like santa;o.. 

  • Can I marry you?

  • 1000th comment WIN

  • Woof!

  • van? little children? was there an adult with some candy there too?

  • lol I love excited clone :D

  • OMG... MY EYES!

  • WOW! So that's where the wookie's get their wigs from!! Now my life is complete... *Jumps into the alligator pit while wondering if the alligator is actually a crocodile* *crunch*

  • You have beautiful eyes.

  • TEHE HALF NAKED WHEEZY :D

  • My dad walked in when wezzy didn't have his shirt on...I think we have a new BEARDLOVER!!!!!!

  • can I get the chest hair one?

  • I won't buy an explosion wednesday shirt until its a thing.

  • 1:38 you decided to wear your coat again? :D

  • ahahaha that was a great outside adventure song!

  • THOSE CHILDREN AT THE END ARE ADORABLE 8D

  • I love u Craig!!!!!!

  • CHEST BEARD!!

  • Cutiest wink ever. Have you ever played a game of screaming numbers?

  • your easily amused clone has pretty eyes...

  • to be perfect is to be nothing. And i am nothing. Tell that to my student loans!

  • What's wrong with Rookie Wookiees?

  • i still want to have sex with you wheezy.

  • I think Kristina Horner would approve of this outro. x)

  • I had already favorited for the not editing error jokes...but by the time we got to the shirts, I knew it was the best decision I'd made all day. I wanted to double favorite it. Sexy!

  • were those box car children?! 

  • @MrStrangeFish spoiler alert

  • My incentive is to buy a shirt to give to easily excited clone

    

  • I really hope at somewhere in the webverse, someone is keeping a record of all quotes by craig.

  • @eeli1 thats true! never thought of that there funny ill start :) jaja

  • "nothing is perfect. therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight"

    - Craig Benzine

  • @jiniton this is my facebook status

  • Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight. - Craig Benzine

  • I love rebecca black xxxXxXx for lifexxXxXXxx

  • @WheezyWaiter If i buy 100 shirts could autograph one of them for me????

  • AHHG! Craig B00BZ!

  • nice tits lol

  • He take off his shirt by the sleeve.

  • OMGOSH THOSE KIDS WERE SO CUUUTE!

    

  • @footballer369 he has it's called 'Truth', or something along those lines. :D

  • MAN BOOBIES

  • how to you give sign an autograph with a highlighter?

  • I want a shirt.

  • Did anyone else notice Craig sucking in his gut :O ?

  • Nipples O_O

  • I wanna do you, Craig.

  • I went to Chicago once... How about them tollbooths?

  • You should do a song/clip with Julian smith!!! (thumbs up so weezy can see this!!!)

  • how you spending the lovely weather in chicago, craig?

  • "Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way of losing weight" -- Ahahaha don't think I've ever laughed this hard on your video than when I did on that moment, and I tell ya that's exceptional hard

  • this guy is a total dick. i don't understand why anyone watches this crap.

  • @StogeyNightClub Troll humor is getting old...

  • Next thing that should be buy 1 get 1 $5 off?

    Wheezy pants.

  • ^_^

  • that`s some hairy shirt. 

  • love hurts. blam.

    :)

  • I see the "P4A" that Luke shaved into your chest has grown back in... Of course, I did not really *want* to see that. xD

  • Umm, geez, remind me never to ask for Nate's autograph. Ouch! (Or maybe that's just how he always reacts to you.)

  • WITH MITHRIL INLAY.

  • Best wheezywink ever.

  • is anyone recording all his quotes so when there are enough someone can make a website based on nothing but his quotes?

  • i bet he curled his eyelashes bevor the video! anyway lovely.

  • Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight. -Craig Benzine

    :D I just got a new favorite quote!

  • Why is there an alcohol bottle on the stairs when Nate slaps your paper and pencil down? o.O

  • YOU SHOULD MAKE A SHIRTLESS SHIRT

  • WHERE IS "P4A?" it was shaved into u :(

  • @SeverusSnapeOrSev I would assume it grew back.

  • @eragonlover1 darn..

    

  • cutest. wink. evar. 

  • Those children who winked will probably rule to world some day.

  • epic wink video =]

  • Oooh... fap!

  • This entire vid made me smile!!

  • I loved the intro! it was amazing! Life complete!

  • I've watched this video like 10 times,only because of the look on your face at the beginning .

  • 3:06-3:16 eh.................not a good look

  • Shirtless Craig=better than sexy clone. (Is it bad that I want to marry this man?)

  • you da sexy

  • 3:06 is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grrrr,whistle, wink.

  • are you sure that you at the end wasn't sexy clone?

  • BRING BACK TY THE REGULAR GUY! I'LL CONTINUE TO POST THIS COMMENT ON YOUR EVERY VIDEO UNTIL HE'S BACK!

    *I'VE POSTED THIS COMMENT ON YOUR LAST 74 VIDEOS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT.*

  • @MistuhCoolio Dude, really? Let him do what he wants, you're not paying him.