holyy crap imma buy a shirt right now! not to cover up your hot shirtlessness wheezywaiter but... cuz ur just so awesum! (peter gryffin moment) iii ahhhh iiii ahhhh
2 things. 1. Did he write an autograph to himself with a yellow highlighter? 2. Maybe the last shirt was see through, or the stupid eagle stole his clothes.
wheezy.................... i run a collgege radio station down in utah would your band be willing to send a CD down here so we can blast some of your band over the airwaves?
If you want to buy a pair of pants, you don't go to the butcher right? And when you want a kilo of beef, you wouldn't go to a library and get it from there? In the same way, if you want to learn the Truth about Islam, get it from the Muslims themselves. : ) Youtube:
WOW! So that's where the wookie's get their wigs from!! Now my life is complete... *Jumps into the alligator pit while wondering if the alligator is actually a crocodile* *crunch*
I had already favorited for the not editing error jokes...but by the time we got to the shirts, I knew it was the best decision I'd made all day. I wanted to double favorite it. Sexy!
"Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way of losing weight" -- Ahahaha don't think I've ever laughed this hard on your video than when I did on that moment, and I tell ya that's exceptional hard
Most adorable outro in all your videos.
Um ... not sure which part was better though.
KittenKoder 2 weeks ago
i<3wheezy
if anyone wants to talk.. I'm mad bored :l send me a message ? sorry to bother Dx
EMZmusic56 1 month ago
I must have watched the outside adventure bit about 20 times now and i'm still laughing at it!
aveitmyson 1 month ago
That wink at the end was so freakin cute!!!! ^_^ And man if I had a time machine I would totally have bought a shirt 11 months ago!!! :D
OkalRelsDaughter 2 months ago
did some guy really get his kids to do that?? xD
TheThatCapricorn 3 months ago
So cute!
KatGurrrl6 5 months ago
Cutest outro ever.
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Two good friends having another kind of adventure:
Diving in Bishop Harbor
sgrdpdrsn 6 months ago
Those kids from the outro were so cute
Kmp620rocks 6 months ago
Ha! Shirtless shirt!
99iamthedevil 6 months ago
How come it only shows how many times I've watched this video!?
SuperTortoisedude 7 months ago
ther a beer bottel at 2:18
kinggabriel1010 7 months ago
You r fluffy wheezy. Fluffy; (mine) an organism who is between fat and skinny.
123PrincesG321 8 months ago
this is the first time having little kids in the back of a van is funny..
soulrisk1010 9 months ago 4
I want the shirt that you have on at 3:10
MrMW2nd 9 months ago
THAT WAS A HOT VIDEO I BOUGHT A SHIRT RIGHT NOW DAMN LOVE THE FURRY CHEST GROWL LOVE THOSE NIPPLES LICK
BigThickHardD 9 months ago
THAT WAS A HOT VIDEO I BOUGHT A SHIRT RIGHT NOW DAMN LOVE THE FURRY CHEST GROWL
BigThickHardD 9 months ago
wait i thought nate got eaten by a mountain goat...
rycan14 9 months ago
21 people dont like coffee thumbs up if you agree!
glosarity 9 months ago
dearest wheezy:
please be shirtless more often.
bear-lovers love you.
todderick42 10 months ago 44
@todderick42 bear-lovers lol
TyTheRegularMan 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@TyTheRegularMan Hahaha. WE DO. It's true.
todderick42 1 month ago
@todderick42 bearlovers too?! I thought it was only the beard-lovers
TheDragon359 6 days ago
you have good eyelashes.
calliedonia 10 months ago
ummmmmmmmm can i have that autographed paper :D
lolandahalf 10 months ago
i could tell it was a clone at the beginnging because his voice was to high
Chuck38331 10 months ago
Cutest wink evar
hebiluver13 10 months ago 3
That might be the cutest wink ever.
Oh shirt! you have shirts! How did I forget that shirt!?
regularguy5mb 10 months ago 3
"Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing...and that's a great way to lose weight" - Craig Benzine
Laughing my soul off!
GCErik 10 months ago
That wink was unbelievably cute!
flipflopsandsocks82 10 months ago
the dislike bar is so small it's invisible, craig > anyone
MmmFrodo 10 months ago
SO GLAD BUSVLOGGER MADE IT TO THE WINKS :D
Kbrusky15 10 months ago
I laughed the loudest at 3:10. Sorry Craig :\
whoaskdyu 10 months ago
if you press 3 repeatedly it sounds like hes saying gross
AcientCast 10 months ago
press 0, 1 and 4 xD
TheNikita19 10 months ago
press 0 then 1 xD
TheNikita19 10 months ago
"Nothing is perfect. Therefore being perfect is being nothing, and that's a good way to loose weight" That's awesome!
Ashtabulala 10 months ago
what computer do you use and what software do you use
coolkid599gto 10 months ago
2:11 I SEE ALE!
thejack374 10 months ago
You have pretty eyelashes
SmartStupidGenius 10 months ago
-goes outside- with computer? well...that defeats the purpose doesn't it. Oh well
TotallyAwesomeTimes7 10 months ago
holyy crap imma buy a shirt right now! not to cover up your hot shirtlessness wheezywaiter but... cuz ur just so awesum! (peter gryffin moment) iii ahhhh iiii ahhhh
ClassicGirl99 10 months ago
that song is awesome
djmartens123 10 months ago
Not gonna lie, you - shirt = hot.
and I'm a girl, so this remark was totally straight.... and mathematical.
wayamy27narf 10 months ago
i put all of wheezywaiters quotes on my facebook
narutard116 10 months ago
Was that Sexy Clone at the end? Meeeooow!!! lol
Onekatmandu 10 months ago
what happens when some one wearing the beard lover shirt meets someone who has a beard but has no wheezy waiter? awkward turtle.....
Madhatter1781 10 months ago
STRIP STRIP STRIP....I mean urgghh...
LittleBlueDino 10 months ago
I liked, commented and subscribed. Boom. Done. Ask that clone's soul to give me my $20
mckenziehaagens1 10 months ago 2
I often have famous people I like sign things in highlighter.
milkshallnotPASS 10 months ago 2
2 things. 1. Did he write an autograph to himself with a yellow highlighter? 2. Maybe the last shirt was see through, or the stupid eagle stole his clothes.
Lindseythemaster 10 months ago
please please please give us a craig quotes
98xana 10 months ago 3
Woof Wheezy Sans Shirt!
dolafbrown 10 months ago
Oh my God, please make chest hair shirt!
babaG819 10 months ago
Oh my god his tummhas a beard<3
lyynofdeath 10 months ago
it looks like you fell on alf :D
epicbacnburgr1138 10 months ago
wheezy.................... i run a collgege radio station down in utah would your band be willing to send a CD down here so we can blast some of your band over the airwaves?
royalb8man 10 months ago 110
@royalb8man Collgege?
ClockMasterK 10 months ago
@ClockMasterK i'm tired from last night wiht your mother clockmaster.....give me a break
royalb8man 10 months ago
@royalb8man Oh, I'll let you have fun. Sorry "Dad"
ClockMasterK 10 months ago
@royalb8man Well played sir, impersonating a radio DJ in order to get a free DPC CD. Well played, indeed.
WhoaBroLowBlow 3 months ago 3
I would kill for a shirt with that quote you made on it
PathofAshes 10 months ago
LIKE
xxN00Rxx 10 months ago
When you took your shirt off... It made me come. (to your place?...)
Flweep 10 months ago
Super cute wink! :D
burnedbyburton 10 months ago
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BatmansFavoriteGirl 10 months ago
hm.. the video paused for me at 0:39, awkward...
TheRunescapeDromidy 10 months ago
If you shave your chest hair, you could use all that excess hair and make a wig to donate for cancer patients.
AndresTweets 10 months ago
...Sex sells, nobody knows that more than Craig Benzine (Is that an element? Sounds like one... let's name a new element Benzine.)
;) ding*
HmccrazyT 10 months ago
Wheezy has a beard on both his face and his chest
TheTommyology 10 months ago
That quote is actually pretty good
PHvlogger 10 months ago
I've started to write down all of Craig's quotes.
linzphantom1 10 months ago
the thumbnail makes it look like he shaved! :O
sephinal 10 months ago
@sephinal I know right? I was like "OMGOMGOMGOMG What did he do? Why did he do it? Oh no!" *watches video, realises he didn't* "Oh phew, he didn't"
Wasomacosalo 10 months ago
3:14 = sexy clone
FrikiTikiz 10 months ago 4
If anyone's interested I have videos of most of the songs performed by DRIFTLESS PONY CLUB at the show in Chicago this past weekend on my channel!
WhatsWithWork 10 months ago 2
you just said that nothing is perfect...
but craig.....
YOUR perfect...... -_-
sniimper 10 months ago
You should grow your beard out to make it like Santa Claus' beard.
Yourfacespants 10 months ago
I just wanted to let you know. . .
Yourfacespants 10 months ago
you should make a shirt that looks like your chest. i'd buy that one
culdesacfuck 10 months ago
Seriously, what is happening to the chair at 0:48
QJosephP 10 months ago
Your belly has a beard!
I want a song too, if outside gets a song I should too. Titled "Claudia"
vitanzord 10 months ago
Usually when I type lol, it's a lie, but for you sir this is the gods honest truth. LOL
MaddhatterChannel 10 months ago
easily amused clone should be a thing
THEGEORGEDUDE13 10 months ago
you look like santa when your not wearing a shirt... i had a rough childhood
CanOfMapleSyrup 10 months ago
where can I download the outside song?? I need it!
jmovlogs 10 months ago
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Go away pocodot bots..
rubysunshine91 10 months ago
Craig has a sexy body. I'm saying that as a straight male.
notanut02 10 months ago 6
i love the thumbnail for this video.
PopBubblesx 10 months ago
I don't know why, but you kinda look like santa;o..
Youdontcarehowithurt 10 months ago
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If you want to buy a pair of pants, you don't go to the butcher right? And when you want a kilo of beef, you wouldn't go to a library and get it from there? In the same way, if you want to learn the Truth about Islam, get it from the Muslims themselves. : ) Youtube:
THE ORIGINAL CALL PROJECT - TABLE OF CONTENTS
Nebulous1982 10 months ago
Can I marry you?
SplitzBananaful 10 months ago
1000th comment WIN
MrRyukage 10 months ago
Woof!
MrRyukage 10 months ago
van? little children? was there an adult with some candy there too?
zelch615507 10 months ago
lol I love excited clone :D
CanadianGeek1 10 months ago
OMG... MY EYES!
techsniper777 10 months ago
WOW! So that's where the wookie's get their wigs from!! Now my life is complete... *Jumps into the alligator pit while wondering if the alligator is actually a crocodile* *crunch*
FeZ710 10 months ago
You have beautiful eyes.
CoolerThanYou166 10 months ago
TEHE HALF NAKED WHEEZY :D
metaytay 10 months ago
My dad walked in when wezzy didn't have his shirt on...I think we have a new BEARDLOVER!!!!!!
SanMarin0 11 months ago 2
can I get the chest hair one?
lucklessluke 11 months ago 216
I won't buy an explosion wednesday shirt until its a thing.
lightanddarklove 11 months ago 3
1:38 you decided to wear your coat again? :D
pinkyprincess06 11 months ago
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the expression at the beginning: genius.
olithegreat 11 months ago
ahahaha that was a great outside adventure song!
kgerlz 11 months ago
THOSE CHILDREN AT THE END ARE ADORABLE 8D
LemonLimeGrl 11 months ago
I love u Craig!!!!!!
MaddieMusic42 11 months ago
CHEST BEARD!!
j0shjames 11 months ago 2
Cutiest wink ever. Have you ever played a game of screaming numbers?
Martylovescats 11 months ago
your easily amused clone has pretty eyes...
sophmorecutie15 11 months ago
to be perfect is to be nothing. And i am nothing. Tell that to my student loans!
tigdanig 11 months ago
What's wrong with Rookie Wookiees?
WookieeCookies 11 months ago
i still want to have sex with you wheezy.
shubzaa 11 months ago 2
I think Kristina Horner would approve of this outro. x)
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dwguy87 11 months ago
I had already favorited for the not editing error jokes...but by the time we got to the shirts, I knew it was the best decision I'd made all day. I wanted to double favorite it. Sexy!
Bandgazebo 11 months ago
were those box car children?!
amjchahn91 11 months ago
@MrStrangeFish spoiler alert
myfajahas400children 11 months ago
My incentive is to buy a shirt to give to easily excited clone
tever29 11 months ago
I really hope at somewhere in the webverse, someone is keeping a record of all quotes by craig.
eeli1 11 months ago
@eeli1 thats true! never thought of that there funny ill start :) jaja
kukiimonzter 11 months ago
"nothing is perfect. therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight"
- Craig Benzine
jiniton 11 months ago 191
@jiniton this is my facebook status
DjBl4Nk 10 months ago
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight. - Craig Benzine
connyluckirby9 11 months ago 2
I love rebecca black xxxXxXx for lifexxXxXXxx
just2goofs 11 months ago
@WheezyWaiter If i buy 100 shirts could autograph one of them for me????
EverydayJustin 11 months ago
AHHG! Craig B00BZ!
R3D5MuRf 11 months ago 4
nice tits lol
GrowGnome 11 months ago
He take off his shirt by the sleeve.
khoaliti 11 months ago
OMGOSH THOSE KIDS WERE SO CUUUTE!
spastickinz 11 months ago
@footballer369 he has it's called 'Truth', or something along those lines. :D
nathodog 11 months ago
MAN BOOBIES
InYourClosetx 11 months ago
how to you give sign an autograph with a highlighter?
iluvujennay 11 months ago 2
I want a shirt.
smoke126857 11 months ago 2
Did anyone else notice Craig sucking in his gut :O ?
RockerReece 11 months ago 3
Nipples O_O
Andorz 11 months ago 2
I wanna do you, Craig.
ChelseaHysteria 11 months ago 6
I went to Chicago once... How about them tollbooths?
soullesswonder 11 months ago
You should do a song/clip with Julian smith!!! (thumbs up so weezy can see this!!!)
footballer369 11 months ago 3
how you spending the lovely weather in chicago, craig?
OhaiBrieanna 11 months ago
"Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way of losing weight" -- Ahahaha don't think I've ever laughed this hard on your video than when I did on that moment, and I tell ya that's exceptional hard
NylonSmile246 11 months ago 3
this guy is a total dick. i don't understand why anyone watches this crap.
StogeyNightClub 11 months ago
@StogeyNightClub Troll humor is getting old...
deathmelon6789 11 months ago
Next thing that should be buy 1 get 1 $5 off?
Wheezy pants.
darkheart2death 11 months ago
^_^
metalvocalistwanted 11 months ago
that`s some hairy shirt.
bojor7 11 months ago 2
love hurts. blam.
:)
AClumsySheep 11 months ago
I see the "P4A" that Luke shaved into your chest has grown back in... Of course, I did not really *want* to see that. xD
hoadlck 11 months ago
Umm, geez, remind me never to ask for Nate's autograph. Ouch! (Or maybe that's just how he always reacts to you.)
splicegrrl 11 months ago
WITH MITHRIL INLAY.
WillsKirjava 11 months ago
Best wheezywink ever.
McRichard0000 11 months ago 2
is anyone recording all his quotes so when there are enough someone can make a website based on nothing but his quotes?
jam2294 11 months ago
i bet he curled his eyelashes bevor the video! anyway lovely.
johmarie7 11 months ago
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing... and that's a great way to lose weight. -Craig Benzine
:D I just got a new favorite quote!
ninnush 11 months ago 7
Why is there an alcohol bottle on the stairs when Nate slaps your paper and pencil down? o.O
RandomishRandomers 11 months ago
YOU SHOULD MAKE A SHIRTLESS SHIRT
sortaAWSOMEish 11 months ago
WHERE IS "P4A?" it was shaved into u :(
SeverusSnapeOrSev 11 months ago
@SeverusSnapeOrSev I would assume it grew back.
eragonlover1 11 months ago
@eragonlover1 darn..
SeverusSnapeOrSev 11 months ago
cutest. wink. evar.
haythereitsmegan 11 months ago
Those children who winked will probably rule to world some day.
lyingbears 11 months ago
epic wink video =]
Poezedoez 11 months ago
Oooh... fap!
ryangannon 11 months ago
This entire vid made me smile!!
nursechrista1 11 months ago 3
I loved the intro! it was amazing! Life complete!
IvarHuisman 11 months ago
I've watched this video like 10 times,only because of the look on your face at the beginning .
Arrygoo 11 months ago
3:06-3:16 eh.................not a good look
oscarisacooltool 11 months ago
Shirtless Craig=better than sexy clone. (Is it bad that I want to marry this man?)
ksaxchick 11 months ago
you da sexy
smackayoself 11 months ago 2
3:06 is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!
celebrian94 11 months ago 104
Grrrr,whistle, wink.
freshlatina23 11 months ago
are you sure that you at the end wasn't sexy clone?
thecrustypoop 11 months ago 5
BRING BACK TY THE REGULAR GUY! I'LL CONTINUE TO POST THIS COMMENT ON YOUR EVERY VIDEO UNTIL HE'S BACK!
*I'VE POSTED THIS COMMENT ON YOUR LAST 74 VIDEOS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT.*
MistuhCoolio 11 months ago
@MistuhCoolio Dude, really? Let him do what he wants, you're not paying him.
AstronautAustin 11 months ago