Basil Marceaux with SUBTITLES!

[MissRenesmeePretty]

does anybody knows what "you can't find innocent car,you cant look" means? Im learning english and this doesn't makes sense.. :/

[losebiramnickove]

Has south park done anything with this or they will do something with this?

[dniksi]

You can't find innocent car, you cant look? WHAT THE FUCK?!

[MystikWizard]

Word for word. Those were his own words, folks.

[WhatAmIGaming]

i though you could run for gov if u had downsyndrome?

[cookieshopgirl]

Is he mentaly challenged or something?

[andrewharristaylor]

too bad you can't see his website, but his blog is fucking funny.

[marcusgourley]

Omg when did they let retards run for gov

[luckyjinxer]

Just want to clarify, you cant pin this one on the south, he's from Pennsylvania, lol.

[KruspeFTW]

@luckyjinxer no way rofl

[luckyjinxer]

@KruspeFTW yeah, lol, according to his wikipedia site, Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. We educated him, though, lol.

[dunkelfier]

Hell if he wants to get rid of traffic stops, that's an automatic win in my book.

[basilmarceaux]

for the person who ask . Now will you keep me behind walls once i kill some one and you murder me and put me in jail

[Zidanie5]

People who can't turn on subtitles: The function is there since a very long time now, learn it first or then. Click on the red CC button below the video, and select English Captions.

Very nice video btw, adding subtitles was a bright idea, a foreigner like me has a hard time understanding his slurred pronunciation. Well, as for the meaning, everyone would have a hard time grasping that ^^

[BrendanStuart]

@Zidanie5 did you know you type like he talks?

[Zidanie5]

@BrendanStuart

Why, thank you, being able to type as a mother tongue speaker speaks is an accomplishment. Yeah, despite the fact he is quite a funny one ^^

[HuhOhIc]

oh my fucking GAWD!!! with the subtitles its even crazier than i first thought.!!!1

[drclaw411]

there are no subtitles....oh

[bw01a]

Hahaha!  It's Barney Frank's long lost twin brother!!

[waffleriddle]

If You Kill Someone Then Get Murdered and Go To Jail

THATS GENIUS!

[Secrecaryoo090]

@waffleriddle LOL

[efex2007]

vote for him, it can't be worse than it is.

[Tebok73509]

From Wikipedia:

Marceaux was born in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.[5] He received an associate's degree in business administration from Edmondson Junior College[1] in Chattanooga, and served as a United States Marine.[2] According to his website, he was in the Marines from 1971–1973, serving in Force Recon[6] and rising to the rank of Lance Corporal.

[UberNoob33]

Transcribe audio 0:32

"also in from a remove all hope for his wife in the state"

Subliminal messaging, I see?

Clever, Mr.Marceauxdotcom, clever.

[Garcian]

he seems a real genuine person - he clearly isnt a part of the establishment.... he seems to have a real concern about gun control that isnt plastered with typical politic speak and suave.

[phobal]

where are the fucking subtitles?

[bmxpeter8]

trollin' much

[Marxfan58]

where are the subtitles?

[p0tazzium]

..."If you kill someone, though, you get murdered."

[NeverevenStudios]

I'm Basil Marceaux Dot Com, and I'm gonna drink 147 glasses of Melonade!

[futasupastah]

WTF?!?!

[phhx07]

I think he is saying. "remove all gold French flags" not fringe.

[knightdude99]

where was this guy when Bush was president? HE SOUNDS LIKE A GENIOUS!

[TheZoider]

stop taffic stops???

[doomsy]

he is basil marceaux dot com.

[plungerheadman]

This guy is the father of the Miss Teen South Carolina girl who tried to answer that question.

[papersplease]

I have a question, Basil. If you don't mind.

If I kill someone and therefore get murdered, what measures will you put in place after I am sent to jail, to prevent me from just walking through the prison walls to my freedom?

[basilmarceaux]

@papersplease the walls will be buried under ground and your family can collect you in 50 years your screwed friend have a nice day

[wearealljesse]

I think he might be saying "sell it for cash", instead of "sell it for gas".

[phhx07]

@wearealljesse I thought he said sell it to kids haha

[ManicTheManic]

Mr.dotcom here has some very valid points

[drcoxcentral]

I think this is Otis P. Campbell's lost brother from the Andy Griffith Show. Where's Andy and Barney to escort this guy out, lol!

[studioiconis]

...jaw.. pain.. laughter :))))))

[listenupall]

Very charismatic... and he has more common sense than any liberals I know.

[abijewgay]

@listenupall hey makes no sense flag with three stripes what ?

[fMiguel58]

Everyone carry guns.

If you kill someone? No, you get murdered and you go to jail.

[sharkboyinc]

I'm so voting for him

[Bodogjoe]

Try it with the transcribe audio function. Its hilarious.

[ariamorte]

RETARDS UNITE!

[PunkyPink85]

"Wepubwican" ahahaha

[rabarc39]

@PunkyPink85 ROTFLMBO!!!!LOLOLOLOL!!!! My stomach is hurting because I have been laughing so hard!

[DeterminationForever]

Oh my god >.<

[TheLizzard0]

also in from a remove all hope for his wife in the state

[darthez]

You gotta ask.... How did this man made it all the way on top of one of the biggest parties?? No wonder the aliens don't just land and say hello to us....

[Awwa1]

his neck is as thick as his head, a sure sign of genius

[buddyacker]

@Awwa1 Barack Obama's ears are the size of his head.

[Awwa1]

@buddyacker hey man, you're right. So does having big ears mean that Barack Obama is a good listener? Some leaders don't listen to the people. They believe that they don't have to listen, because what the people say is wrong. President Barack Obama is not one of those type leaders!

Vote Barack Obama for re-election. Four more in 2012! And oh yea, he won the Nobel Peace Prize! YAH!!!!!

[buddyacker]

@Awwa1 He's gonna win anyway because he's running against a bunch of idiots.

[WetKant]

So he`s just like Sarah Palin, only he doesnt look like a pornstar

[EvilPudin]

@WetKant dude she is ugly 

[WetKant]

@EvilPudin So? There are lots of ugly pornstars, I´m talking about the skankyness, the cheesiness, and the overall whitetrashiness of Sarah Palin.

[glaked23]

He got 0.5% of the vote in the primary, which is still pretty concerning (all though Tennesee has an open primary, so honestly alot of them were probably votes from democrats for the lols)

[ErikaAtheist]

Why does he say .com at the end of his name`?

[WetKant]

@ErikaAtheist Because FUCK YOU, HE`S THAT COOL, that`s why

[Thecoloon]

He does acutally has some good points. The grass and vegeation idea is good. So is the gold fringe flags. The guns too to many are carrying guns.

[gmxkey]

he's not running for sure

[frankiebaby725]

Thank you Basil, I will have a nice day.

[julebuggy]

Awwww...isn't this sweet? Some mad scientist put a Democrat brain inside a Republican body.

[SaxaphoneTy]

@julebuggy Stupid comment. No one cares.

[julebuggy]

@SaxaphoneTy may I ask what in particular you thought was "stupid" about it? Thanks, and have a wonderful weekend! :-)

[julebuggy]

How is this stupidity any different than Maxine "all your base are belong to us " Waters

[ihateusingcomputers]

He has my vote.

[ToitLikeALiger]

So, do they store the bodies in the jail?

[eternalholiday]

I love how they bluntly put "y'all" in the subtitles at the end.

[mccartyte1947]

Sarah Palin's uncle Basil

[stylicho]

Thank goodness this had closed caption otherwise I would have only understood 2% of his message instead of 5%.

[Sogwa]

@stylicho

HA HA HA!!!

[Canaderek]

Republicans are no longer denying their ignorance. They're embracing it!

Sarah Palin, at a Rally for Stupidity in Gallstone, Texas: "Gosh. I think the socialist school system is bad for America. "Obamaducation" and the deadly "Math Panels" must be stopped!"

Basil "Mensa" Marceaux, from his playpen in Downer's Syndrome, Tennesee: "Guns are good and traffic stops are bad and being smart is for liberal eggheads... Oops. I pooped. Duhhhh..."

Google "Freedom Haters Ignorant People" for more!

[Bodogjoe]

I hear hes a Muslim.

[kinglok12]

Future husband of Ms. Palin? VOTE THIS UP!

[dreamlikedigital]

@jarikatrelea nobody cares, moralfag

[ZeroIsMany]

This is even more hilarious with the vocal literation.

[brian01027]

Wow. I think he should skip being govrerner and run for PRESIDENT!

[SonicPatch]

So sad its almost cute.

[stallyan]

Did Charlie Kelly write this speech?

[illlite]

remove all gold-fringed flags from the state and fly the real flag with three stripes. the real flag has three stars

[DDCrunch]

This is sooooo stupid. He is an Idiot

[nomadnametab]

wonder how many cousins had to marry to produce this?

[24mathplatnumchamp]

LOLZ "Basil Marceaux with SUBTITLES!"

[FissionNonStop]

How do you subtitle this? You must have excellent ears and a fond sense of HERP DERP translation

[AlionNoob]

lol omg

[Mactator100]

I would totally vote for this guy. In fact. The government is soooo fucked up, this guy could only do good. Thumbs up if you agree.

[vaknyuszi]

@Mactator100 thumbs up if u agree??!! u commtard!!ROFLLOLLMAO

[kdwormy]

Looks like Sarah Palin has competition.

[jfesmire]

@kdwormy Or a running mate.

[1000Passwords]

@kdwormy Looks to me like she has a running mate! :)

[Vberg56]

@kdwormy Thats what i was thinking

[georgeoxp]

Love it. God Bless you Basil. You spoke your mind. And you didn't even need a teleprompter or a speech writer.

[FredrichNietzsche25]

roflcopter :)

[TheDirector777]

He Literally Makes Tennessee Look Incredibly Bad.

[ethuhmastuh]

@TheDirector777 You Literally Used Literally In A Very Awkward And Slightly Incorrect Manner.

[TheDirector777]

@ethuhmastuh I Am Very Literally Sorry For Literally Displeasing You.

[shire2005]

@TheDirector777

How does he make Tennessee look bad when he finished 5th in the voting for his primary? He got 3500 votes out of over 720,000.

[TheDirector777]

@shire2005 It's Just The Fact That He Is Running. I Thought This Was A Joke At First.

[unearthdoh]

@TheDirector777 How does something look "incredibly bad" literally? I'm not defending this imbred politician.. I'm just curious..

[TheDirector777]

@unearthdoh Well I Guess Not Literally. It Just Seems A Little Embarrassing. I Mean If Tennesseans Voted For Him, Then It Would Seem More Embarrassing.

[dreamcore]

@TheDirector777 As embarrassing as your bizarre capitalization? I guess the two of you have interesting communication quirks.

[TheDirector777]

@dreamcore Yes, Because I Capitalize Words And He Makes Incomplete Sentences. We Have A Huge Connection. Sit Right There While I Alert The Media On Your Astonishing Discovery.

[Sogwa]

@unearthdoh

That is just a saying in the Amer. English lang. like most/all other languages have sayings.

[unearthdoh]

@Sogwa oh okay.. thanks for the clarification

[Warcauser]

mmm.. at least he has more common sense than a current day progressive. -haha 

[skipplet]

This man makes me proud to be a resident of TN.

[onenewshoe]

Pour this BUM another drink. He couldn't find the mens room with a flashlight.

[rockclaudiagb]

Wow, how necessary these subtitles were.

[mreed2011]

Ok, anyone who knows how to read and likes to laugh has to go to the basil marceaux dot com web site. It is probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

[skjaldulfr]

throw your corpse in jail, after they murder you

[DrPenusbutt]

this guy actually has good ideas

[yonigga223]

After I stopped laughing hysterically I realized I like this guy's policies. Basil Marceaux for Governor!!!

[twilightprincess97]

ok so he becomes govornet...the next day in the headlines "30 people died in 30 unrelated gun fights"

now kids wont have fist fights in school...they'll have old west gunfights

[MonkeyFishTree]

This guy DOES speak for, and to, a large minority though!

So did Bush. SCARY!

[oobbuck]

carl rove couldnt have said it better

[juliang63]

Does Sarah Palin have another retarded child.

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

Siwwy Wabbit!!!

[Arundodonax]

Uh yeah, to everyone who isn't from the US, we Americans think this guy is a joke too. He does not "have the vote," and will never be the governor of anything. Actually I think it speaks highly of our country that anyone can form a campaign to get elected, even if they are blithering idiots. And it also speaks highly of our country that he will never be elected... ever.

[Nutegunray84]

@Arundodonax Let's be real! Just think of the last US elections! Sarah Palin seems to have gone to the same speech training as this guy has! And in all of her ....... (non-existant) qualities she was supported by MILLIONS of Americans!

[SecretSquaff]

@Nutegunray84 We are the United States OF America, we are U.S. Citizens. Not all of America(north or south since I'm sure you don't know the difference.) had a say, vote, or even someone to support in our last president elections. I doubt you even know what the president's job really is. If you did, you'd know Palin doesn't qualify any more than Barack does. He knows nothing of war or diplomacy. He can't even do the job people expect him to do.

[Nutegunray84]

@SecretSquaff Debate skills much? Your inability to make a point is striking. Your counter-'argument' contains nothing but empty-shelled accusations towards Obama and me. 2 people you know nothing about. Makes me laugh. Sorry, but you seem to represent the epitome of what made Palin popular in the first place: The overly judgmental parts of the American people that express their incohesive, populist 'opinion' parroted from FoxNews without having learned any facts whatsoever. Mission accomplished

[SecretSquaff]

@Nutegunray84 you started out with "Debate skills much?" Thats not a question, nor does it make any sence whatsoever. I'm not going to "debate" with someone who uses shitty internet memes as a form of insult. you could have chose a good one or made something up, but you had to be unoriginal and fucking retarded. You are a product of stupidity and the internet. You've earned yourself a trophy.

Also, you still no jack shit about the U.S. and what a president does. I can tell from your first post.

[Ryuuie]

You get murdered AND you go to jail.

Damn. You will never escape jail in Tennessee...you will be there even while you are dead.

[batchybrad]

My Momma always told me I could run for office.

[adiagone]

Everyone in Tennessee i implore you, please vote for this man. lol

[STUNTS1516]

...Did he say he was gunna trade grass for gas?...

[pokeyugi13]

@STUNTS1516

yes

[withchza]

@STUNTS1516

Gas, grass, or $%^ nobody rides for free!

[ronsmcdizzle2]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[mskydolphin]

Hmm.. finally, an honest politition. However, he has no chance in an America

that is run by corporates and elites. Too bad. He might actually do good.

[clayto1332]

Too effing funny

[jgwar21]

@ xxMRGRENADExx oh trust me i dont want him as governor i just was sayin hes prolly nervous as hell. i dont think he should be elected or even come close in any poll im just tryin to defend him a tiny bit

[Mike1st]

CARRY CARRY GUN GUN

CARRY CARRY GUN GUN

EVERY EVERY ONE ONE

CARRY CARRY GUN GUN

[bizzyb0ne017]

Planting grass is vacant lots all across the country to so we can sell it for gas sounds like a genius plan to get us out of this recession.

[ThoseHomlessKids]

@bizzyb0ne017 Either that or tax marijiwana

[kilbeyhands]

thats's a bingo.

[fhqwgads420]

Stop all traffic stops! Just like the landmark Supreme Court ruling, Knowles v. Iowa. Can't find innocent car, you can't look!

[Sogwa]

@fhqwgads420

HA HA HA!!! ROTF!!! Wtf is he even talking about!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

I LOVE HIS ENTIRE SPEECH!!

[BeastSoulEyes]

You get murdered AND you go to jail!!!

COMBO!!!!

[barry770]

@BeastSoulEyes hes referring to zombie inmates

[harrah5]

@BeastSoulEyes LOL!!!!

[sudhamike]

That's an idiot. But then, he's a Republican, so that's redundant.

[hulipatsui]

you get murdered and go to jail xD

Jailquard: WTF! who put the dead body in cell?

Judge: Governor...

Jailquard: Where is criminal who killed him?

Judge: dont know...

[fullstorage]

/watch?v=XeNm_RgzMTk

[xamarusx]

I hope 4chan gets this guy elected.

[espinoza2110]

@xamarusx WHATS 4CHAN?

[GizmoCh5]

so he's called Basil Marceaux dot com

[tokotokotoko3]

I hoped the subtitles would help me understand... They didn't.

[seekup676]

To all you folks trashing the USA because of this guy. I can say only one thing to all of you. I'd rather live here than wherever you live.

[thyztwizta]

@seekup676 I bet you can't even name 5 European countries without the use of google, so how can you say that.

[topituulensuu]

@thyztwizta Well that's not exactly fair, it would be if Europe would be considered as country, don't get me wrong I think that guy is just full of himself, but really can you name 5 states from your memory?

[thyztwizta]

@topituulensuu Yes I can, no problem. I'm a merchant marine engineer, I've been around the world a few times ;)

[AlistairLaVey]

@seekup676 And we all live wherever we live rather than USA :)

[luffis1985]

@seekup676 What a coincidence. We all want you to live in the US than wherever we live too. Woot!

[topituulensuu]

@seekup676 Yeah! Because public healthcare and proper education are bitch to have!

ohh wait.....

[opositivenadia]

@seekup676 What an ignorant and unjustified comment.

[gregterp]

this guy is the shit. i will be voting for him who's with me?

[adswu2008]

USA ...United states of Assholes

[BedBang]

gold french fries

[adswu2008]

Is it a wonder that the USA is now hated by more of the Planet than any where else

Who the hell is this Moron and what the hell is he doing walking free? the mere fact he thinks he can appeal to the voting public is just plain scary, and further reinforces my theory that the USA is a part of our planet we are all better off without because too many people like him have the vote.

[theraccoun]

@adswu2008 have a sense of humor you uptight douche.

[tmua23]

@adswu2008 Thanks Mr. Mussolini. Maybe next you can line up the dissenters and shoot them all like Stalin.

[dickdog1]

He couldn't be any worse then the war machine ass grubbing pricks that are in office now.

[McGurk74]

He just reinforces all the American stereotypes. I don't know about govenor, but they should make him mayor of some hick town and watch the mayhem ensue.

[uk4ever95]

wow........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THIS DUDE WILL LOSE TODAY'S PRIMARYS 4 SURE!!!

[zemogcyborg]

JUST LIKE THE OTHER REPUBLICANS