Menopause is when I stopped dreaming about kicking people in the arse as they left my office and actually started to do it wearing winklepickers & my fake smile would turn into a real one. It doesn't come with many perks... still, when life gives you lemons make lemonade... squeeze some heads... scream at everyone like a banshee & know that, when they take one look at your expression, they won't dare speak back.
Teqniz, it's something that happens to women when they are too old to procreate. And it's the reason they are too old to do so. If you wanna know more then look it up ( on wikipedia or any better "diciopedi-ish" site ). That was all I know and therefore all I can tell you about that subject.
@morto2323 no, i think she just thinks (and i would agree w/ her) that unless this person is a ten-year-old child, it's a bit of a disgrace that they don't know what menopause is.
@p0k3dud31 menopause is when they woman stops producing eggs so she stops having periods (thats what he ment by jam) normally happensa round about the age of 50
ooomgg, this is 1 of his best clips, i was recordin ih and dyin too larf cuz its soooofunny, i luv him cuz hes funny and cutteeee luv u russell xxxxxxxxxxx
So funny how this ends.... I appeared in heat.... I know he was talking about the magazine but other comedians could look at this and edit it to Russell Howard is in heat... Woman bewear or some may not mind.
what series and episode is this one?
cazaxox 2 weeks ago
Like this is your watching in 2347
terriblethomas101 1 month ago 5
luv russell even tho this is a bit much
poss???
isabbygabbyorcrabby 1 month ago
like if your watching this in 2012
THE WORLDS GOING TO END ON 12 OF DECEMBER!!!!!
TheQweqwe2 1 month ago
@TheQweqwe2 A. its supposedly 21st december, not the 12th
B. no its not
yellowpotondesk 1 month ago 3
@yellowpotondesk please join me in doing one thing.
on the morning of december 22nd stick your head out your window and say as LOUDLY as you can
"nup, they definitely don't make armageddon's like they used to!"
Lostprophetzzz 4 weeks ago 3
@TheQweqwe2 no I'm watching this in 1845
DaniStarEngland 5 days ago
Menopause is when I stopped dreaming about kicking people in the arse as they left my office and actually started to do it wearing winklepickers & my fake smile would turn into a real one. It doesn't come with many perks... still, when life gives you lemons make lemonade... squeeze some heads... scream at everyone like a banshee & know that, when they take one look at your expression, they won't dare speak back.
irynski 2 months ago
lol when he says "im so sorry mum" that was just funny lol all of it is russell hoard is hilarious thumbs up if you agree
rooneytunes99 2 months ago
as soon as he said the entire joke i understood
bladegde1 2 months ago
I watched the end bit again, and listened out for the man
Fernstream12 3 months ago
5 menopasal wemen ar pissed off!
1997seanmac 3 months ago
what series and episode was this ?
TheLanAgar 3 months ago
THE MENOPAUSE CAKE IS A LIE.
devilhedgehog 3 months ago
@devilhedgehog There was a cake, but there were no eggs.
EGGS? YOU'RE GIVING CAVE JOHNSON EGGS?
reaperofthedamned07 3 months ago
@reaperofthedamned07 XD Nice, nice. =P WAIT, THE CAKES DRY. DX
devilhedgehog 3 months ago
Like if you think that @MissSmexyLady is just searching for thumbs
TheEinsteinReplica 3 months ago
I wonder if his mum gave him a spanking when he got home LOL
ecco1983 4 months ago
Like if you actually heard the man say "Oh oh oh...dear." XD
RandomTwit1698 4 months ago 5
what episode is this from
parkerhayleyparker 4 months ago
its a bit dry haha
zoegreenleaf 4 months ago
i lost it at "did you run out of eggs" oh god he's funny!
deidaraluva15 4 months ago
how did you record this off your computor?
samsonharrysavilldj 4 months ago
@samsonharrysavilldj bbciplayer website I guess.
chao2609 4 months ago
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whats menopause?
pinkpunkplay 5 months ago
whats menopuase?
pinkpunkplay 5 months ago
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@pinkpunkplay if you're over 13 google it
Emmaprettypink 5 months ago
@pinkpunkplay when a woman stops having periods
scary00001 5 months ago
@scary00001 oh ok thanx
pinkpunkplay 5 months ago
what is menopuase ?
ImTeqniqz 5 months ago 21
@ImTeqniqz oh oh oh, oh dear.
morto2323 5 months ago 235
@morto2323 Thank God he isn't a woman.
Brainiac12000 4 months ago
@morto2323 #don't feed the troll!
defectivefurby 4 months ago
@morto2323
morto, F.O.
Teqniz, it's something that happens to women when they are too old to procreate. And it's the reason they are too old to do so. If you wanna know more then look it up ( on wikipedia or any better "diciopedi-ish" site ). That was all I know and therefore all I can tell you about that subject.
rpaslux 3 months ago 3
@rpaslux
Sorry, this must be a touchy subject for you, old lady....
morto2323 3 months ago
@morto2323 no, i think she just thinks (and i would agree w/ her) that unless this person is a ten-year-old child, it's a bit of a disgrace that they don't know what menopause is.
20centuryfox100 3 weeks ago
@ImTeqniqz if you're over 13 google it
Emmaprettypink 5 months ago
@ImTeqniqz it is when a women runsout of eggs
cookiedude426 5 months ago
@ImTeqniqz it is when a women runs out of eggs
cookiedude426 5 months ago
@ImTeqniqz fanny dryness
steelie2010 5 months ago
@ImTeqniqz It's when a ladys period stops. She stops producing eggs and uterus lining. Are you, like, 7 or 8? I'm 14 and I know. :3
JokerInTraining1 5 months ago
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@JokerInTraining1 yes i know what it is, and know im 15....
ImTeqniqz 5 months ago
@ImTeqniqz hes basicly describing it there
malcolm619 4 months ago
@ImTeqniqz Research it on the internet! haha lol :D
Libbie98 4 months ago
@ImTeqniqz seriously?
brambleberry95 4 months ago
@ImTeqniqz Lol! :D
georgieboy4008 4 months ago
@ImTeqniqz It's like the opposite of puberty for women.
Fab4Sunrises 2 months ago
@ImTeqniqz woman stops having her periods.. get it out in the open...
hannahemilyxxx 2 months ago
@ImTeqniqz when a woman stops having periods
jon2000athan 2 months ago
@ImTeqniqz its wen a woman reaches an age where they run out of eggs for periods
MUNCHKINZE3RD 1 month ago
00:37 ho ho ho oh dear...
KneeVAwesomeness 5 months ago
Did You Run Out Of Eggs?;)
Omg, Much Love For Russell, His Gorgeous!<3
LoveDaRussellHoward1 5 months ago
I love Russell because he laughs at his own jokes, which always makes me laugh to see his own reaction! I -3 Russell xxxx
CaitieLB 5 months ago
that was so bad... but so good
amcrae2251 6 months ago
whats a menopause?
calthepal312 7 months ago
@calthepal312 awkward
jeessiccaax 6 months ago 5
@calthepal312 lol
DelusionalDreamers 6 months ago
@calthepal312 You'll learn when you're older.
MisfitsChannel 6 months ago
@calthepal312 umm ASK UR PARENTS IM 11 AND I KNOW SO IM THINKING GIVE IT A FEW YEARS MATEY
thecucumberbob 6 months ago
@calthepal312 type it in on google and go on images
totopoo123 6 months ago
Did you run out of eggs?
Nymphetamiine01 7 months ago 4
Like this is your watching in 2011
MissSmexyLady 7 months ago 50
@MissSmexyLady no im watching this in 450BC with my istone idiot
gizmona11 4 months ago 2
00:08 - 00:28 Awkward!
LokkerG 7 months ago
'sorry mum' LEGEND :D <3
ButterflyDoodles 8 months ago 3
laughing man at 0:38 :D
didnt notice it before, brilliant laugh!
TeamEpikWin 8 months ago
Why's there no jam?
That is so my life motive now!
EnglishRosies 8 months ago 4
He looks so proud when he says "have you run out of eggs?"
FinalFantasyAerith 8 months ago 14
i didnt get this at 1st then i got it and i was just like 0.o AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
courtneyluvsglee 9 months ago
i love how he apoligises to im mum :P
courtneyluvsglee 9 months ago 2
@courtneyluvsglee same here, its bad making a cake without any eggs...i probably need to think before i ever do bake again...lol
Pittking86 9 months ago
Russell will always be my favorite comedian! Wait, what is he exactly saying: "Happy Menopause Day" or "Happy Menopause Cake"?
pioggacielo 9 months ago
@pioggacielo Sounds more like the second one to me.
Ryoushadow 9 months ago
so wrong, but yet so funny :D
TheEmiser 9 months ago
oh dear...
Sasuke4ever54321 9 months ago
i want to get that for my mum xD
GeekyGirl1011 10 months ago
Did you run out of eggs?
Sorry Mum XD lol
This man is a fit legend :) why is he not prime minister :O
kitaarmes 10 months ago 13
Russ, that cake sounds lik a loaf of bread
36gregross 10 months ago
"it's a bit dry" made me cringe.
"why's there no jam?" made me sit up and go 'oh NOO >.< "
sanaasmilelines 10 months ago 4
i couldn't help but laugh at this.
jeessiccaax 10 months ago
after the oooohhhh at 0:11 he knew the next joke was going to be bad and the one after that would be brutal. Love it.
hestheman929 11 months ago
I don't need to get a cake like that for my mum yet...
classicrockfan555 11 months ago
Best part of my week. I appeared in Heat...BWAHAHAHA
Really need to think of a better name.
DrPeppersaids 11 months ago
haha i love how he apologises to his mom :) hes so fuckin adorable...
joyster448 1 year ago 5
p0k3dud31 seriously?! menopause is when women don't have periods anymore. jam - blood, eggs - eggs.
LarnaBananaSplit 1 year ago
what does he mean coz it makes no sense to me
p0k3dud31 1 year ago
@p0k3dud31 menopause is when they woman stops producing eggs so she stops having periods (thats what he ment by jam) normally happensa round about the age of 50
SaeTemaki 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Xmasrocks 1 year ago
Ho Ho Ho Ho.... Oh dear
caroegc 1 year ago
i can never look at cake the same way again....thx russel
DontJudgexMe 1 year ago
i get it now lol at first i was like ??? wtf but i lolled my arse off when i got it ahahahahahah
megamerka789 1 year ago
"Did u run out of eggs?"
I thought after he was gonna say "Better go to the pond and tells the frogs the deal's off!!"
XD
KT926 1 year ago 2
Oh My God!!! That is fucking hilarious :D
LootzO 1 year ago
Oh my god... I've watched this five times and only just got it... :O
emochic100 1 year ago
at first everyone was like
D:<
tehn they were like
:D
then
XD 0_o"
Furubatsu 1 year ago
00:39 you can actually hear the man going ha ha ha... ohh dear
lukemc1878 1 year ago 3
note: if you are a teenager dont play it when your mum is lurking around the place.
Kerriangel 1 year ago
"Its abit dry..." LOL!
iloverussellhowardx 1 year ago
hohohoho oh dear !! LMAOOO ahh russell is a LEGEND !!! <3 <3 <3 (i dont get tht joke) :S :L lol
001Stacey 1 year ago
XD i love how he says the next bit when the laughter died down and get them laughing again.
TheMischievousbull 1 year ago
i love how at the end he just says "im so sorry mum!"
ilovexDDxx 1 year ago 2
i love this british comedy
JackB00th 1 year ago 2
l-e-g-e-n-d
ClusterFcuk23 1 year ago
ooomgg, this is 1 of his best clips, i was recordin ih and dyin too larf cuz its soooofunny, i luv him cuz hes funny and cutteeee luv u russell xxxxxxxxxxx
hanny0777 1 year ago
Made me cringe but still its so funny :)
masklady 1 year ago
So funny how this ends.... I appeared in heat.... I know he was talking about the magazine but other comedians could look at this and edit it to Russell Howard is in heat... Woman bewear or some may not mind.
madalicat2 1 year ago
It just got worse and worse. I LOVE IT.
NYMH94 1 year ago
Genious. <33
xBeckyyxJLSx 1 year ago
can someone upload the full episode please, its not on iplayer anymore
princess0mc 1 year ago
I finely get this LOL
munchingmoon123 1 year ago
I remember seeing this on TV-made me laugh so much!!
shibzy0tennant 2 years ago
so do i, Sparkonetwo
MrLazelly 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
MrLazelly 2 years ago
I'm sorry mum
LMAO
markmcilyvee 2 years ago
Hey guy 2 comments down I'd just like to say you... Are... A... Dumbass
xxxxstrongxxxxbox 2 years ago
I dont get it
JacobKind 2 years ago
i died when i heard this!
R4L
MallonBopper1 2 years ago
ledgend :)
gjhsdjhd 2 years ago
I luff howard O_O .... <3333333
TheHurtAndTheLost 2 years ago
It's a bit dry...
hahaha!
xtotaldestructionx 2 years ago
i was literally rofling wen i heared this... comedy gold
hellomynameismartynb 2 years ago
it's legend Russel Howard got the Box Set thing =D
iReaCTiioNN 2 years ago
Can anyone plz tell me which episode this is off ???
i missed this one :(
xLilMizzCx 2 years ago 37
It's episode 6. You can watch it on the BBC iPlayer.
morto2323 2 years ago 27
thank you x
xLilMizzCx 2 years ago
@morto2323 is there a way americans can watch it? this show is awesome
TheG0ldstandard 6 months ago
Can somebody tell me what episode this was? i missed it :(
xLilMizzCx 2 years ago
Ho ho ho ho ho oh dear...love that man! And love Russell too! :D
foxyroxy931880 2 years ago 85
@foxyroxy931880 he's awsome too, although i should've thought about the eggs before i tried making cakes at college...what am i like? :)
Pittking86 9 months ago
watchin russel howerd right now :P
shatedscopez 2 years ago 2
i miss you.
wombatwill 2 years ago
lol i love this show :D
joshieboy999 2 years ago
lol what a show this is xD.
GShOtZJaMiE 2 years ago
its hilarious russel howards good news
iBLoODShOtZz 2 years ago
Love it xD Allways Watch it :)
iTRaGiiKz 2 years ago
ROFL
iBLoODShOtZz 2 years ago
MENAPAUSE CAKES NOT METAPHORES LOL
SCOP3SH00T3R 2 years ago
He says Menopause, not Metaphors.
>_>
MuzzafuzzaGaming 2 years ago