"Cold"
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  • Wtf I just finished watching season 2 and it ended with travis and tod mission and I started playing season 3 (this video) and they arnt looking for them any more WHAT THE FUCK

  • I know Chief is an asshole in all, but it made me sad whenever he got sad that nobody gave him any money after sitting outside for 9 hours.

    I didn't even like Cold, it was too small for my tastes.

    But I killed on that map, I love the Carbine!

  • did anybody see at the end that the pillow moved o.O at 6:25

  • Damn, I can't find season 2. :c

  • wat happen to todd and travis

  • I have a feeling thats wat my action figures do when I leave the house

  • I guess we're all doing marathons of this Sh*t

  • Lmao id be like Hey! ... Gimme ur moniez :D

  • when i saw the first episode the first thing i said was fuckted up toy story

  • @BottleCapStudios101 and now what do you think? amazing lol

  • i love how all the comments are in arby n the chief playlists

  • 4:37

    I will crawl on my knees and beg for the name of that music.

  • man,i watched all these episodes in like three days,i love this show,its pretty funny

  • what the song playing when their exploring cold storage

  • Hay....GIM33 UR MONEYS

  • Cortana and Arbiter are like Chief's parents! :D

  • @randomdog12 watch after the credits

  • anyone else notice the pillow moving at 6:25

  • @MrSallmonnella Holy shit you're right.

  • @MrSallmonnella Dito

  • Err... What happened to Todd and Travis?

  • 7:00 to skip intro. *trollface*

  • This is my new fav show I love it :3

  • How did the giant hand monster delete the maps?

  • @Precision576 spoiler: Travis deleted the maps, idiot

  • What happened to wiping your ass with 10 dollhairs y u no has cold storage moneiez

  • HAAYYY........... GIMME UR MONIEZ

  • Notice Chief actually spelled change right LOL!

  • can u plz get les 45 sec inro. k thx by.

  • Sammich 4 meh plz.

  • I missed. Fucking shit. ARBITER! Y U DO TAHT??

  • Hay....... gimme ur mon3z

  • I love how Jon just ditched the idea of making a plot twist for Travis, Tod, and Cortana. Why did he just stop with travis and tod. to much effort for characterization? No biggie tho, just wonder why

  • @IRQuackZ the fans disliked them

  • @IRQuackZ If you read the director's notes, maybe you'd nnow.

  • spit or JIZZZZZZZZZ?

  • 360p!!!! Finally!!!

  • Couldn't mc and arbiter redownload cold storage?

  • ITS TEH SPIDER FROM YHE FURST FEW EPISODES

  • i absolutely died laughing once he missed

  • haha "its free". What the fuck"

  • Oh GOD i thought i saw Glodos

  • what is the next episode?

  • I think Master Chief's the head of Activision...

  • If I waz Bungie I'd be all liek HAAAAAAAAAAAY!

    GIMME YOUR MONIEZ!

  • theres a Troll Lol Lol alien in the house

  • 3:10 cortana is like my ex

  • @xOwnZONE Lol so you where whipped like chief is? xD

  • am i the only 1 wondering where jon was going and who he was meeting?

  • @mixmaster095 i am now lol

  • @mixmaster095 i personaly think he was gonna go sell todd and travis on the black market ...but that's just me xD

  • God forbid

  • "If i was bungie, id be all like, Freeze, Tosers, Get down on teh fucking ground."

  • :lol:

  • season 3 is my favourite

  • why don't they just download it again

  • ...Greg did it.

  • Thumbs up if you have homework to do.

  • I know that soooo many people are gonna' post this too but;

    HAY Gimme Ur Moniez

  • make this top comment plzkthxbai

  • Arby should write for Hallmark.

  • haz anyone heard of clare

  • @MySuperdude12345 see last episode :P she's arbiter's gf i think

  • 0:46 skip intro

  • @htownsportschic Thanks.

  • why is the pillow sheet moving?

    

  • Bigbosskickass I did

  • Did anyone notice the pillow sheet moving in 6:26?

  • 6:23 wathc the pillow....strange goings on

  • "taht fuckign bitch. IMA KIK UR FUCKIGN ASS CORTENA"

  • hey cool i have the same white and blue keyboard as Jons!!! =D at 1:09

  • Omg if i had 2 desribe this series 2 some1 i wud just tell em "matured toy story". Lol

  • To all viewers this is jonhcjg, changed my user name btw, i just wanted to tell you, Gimme ur moneyz pls k tnx by, anyway where is my wallet???

  • I've got a set of halo figures AND I lost my wallet recently...hmmmm.

  • chief is like a child :P

  • I collapsed when chief punched arbiter and stole jon's wallet "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" xD

  • CORTANA'S A BITCH I HATE SHE SUCKS BALLZZZZZZZZ SHE IS FUCKING GAY

  • I just started watching this tonight and im all ready this far ^.^ <3 lol

  • @animalover300 me too very happy face i less than 3 watching this 

  • @animalover300 ya 2008 one

  • @animalover300 lulz

  • I just realized there is a plot hole in the past few episodes.

  • you rock, jon!!!

  • i love these vids *sighs* sad that it just talk show now *cries* =,(

  • I dont like cortana

  • FUCKING MOM JOKES THEY SUCK DICK THEIR BULLSHIT AND HE'S GOT SOME BALLS

  • I don't like cortana

  • machinema u should release dvd for these like redvsblue it will get alot of sells im guessing

  • @legoboy1299 - ditto. And this is way better than redvsblue

  • This is one of the few Arby n the Chief videos that features Jon.

  • Can someone give the link to johns channel the machinama icon thing on the video is REALLY distrating!

  • @nnSharkBaitnn I think he only posts these videos through Machinima.

  • Jon swears a lot in real life...

  • There should be a Halo Reach Arby 'N' Chief

  • @BlackOpsCR thats all they play now -.-

  • @BlackOpsCR there already is

  • Title of ending music?

    i really like that

  • TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

  • @Cjaiden2 DAMN STRAIGHT SON

  • @googlybuttful In the entire series? More than there are stars in the sky that aalso generate more stars

  • Im so poor i cant afford cold storage xD

  • how many times has chief said "lol"

  • 3:55 that doesn't look like spit... ... ...

  • I like how whats his name, was gone for two days just to eat, i bet he got...bow chika bow wow

  • haha

  • U don skare me

    1

    Go 2 he11 u skank

    2

    Oh god!*&it

  • "Hay..... GIMM3 UR M0NIES!!!"

    Sounds like game stores.... i mean seriously i miss the days when video games were on average 30 bucks, maybe 35 - 40 if they just came out.... now according to Gamestop a used copy of Black Ops that might have a whole bunch of scratches and fightprints and stuff is still worth 55 bucks... WTF?

  • what happens to cortana and todd and travis cortana just stops being in the episodes and travis and todd never comes back?? please tell me??

  • @HONNICON If you wanna find out how Jon explained what happened to em, watch the ending of the Season 3 Episode 13, titled "King"... it involves alien abduction, their 2 minute reappearance, and descriptions of things that are usually included in hentai or on deviantart

  • @hellbringer96 thank you so muuuuch!

  • @HONNICON no problem bro

  • woohoo warthog run pl33z3z m3h

  • SAMMICH PLZZ

  • WHERES TEATHER MOD???

  • 0:45 intro skip happy face

  • this is like toy story on crack

  • JON PLZZ REPLY!! OR SOMEONE THAT KNOWS WHY!!! why is the chief so fucking dumb and a sexiest pig is is the fagot caracter in the series??

  • Cold storage got her butt licked by a alien too :O

  • Why the hell do woman have such a huge effect on us with the whole "One... Two... three..." but we can never do it to them

  • wait wait wait cold STORAGE IS FREE!!??!!?? WOOHOOOO!!! I JUST GOTSMEEE HALO3 AND I CANT BELIVE I CAN GET FREE DEEEE EELLLLL SEEEEE!!!!

  • what happend to todd and travis anyway?

  • I Wanna play Halo3 Now :)

  • fuck todd and travis WHERE'S COLD STORAGE!?!?!

  • Cortana: Do you want any coffee, Arbiter?

    Arbiter: Sure, thanks

    Chief: Sammich 4 meh plz

    Cortana: I asked the Arbiter

    Master Chief: FOREVER ALONE ;_______;

  • @Piffan100 '-'

  • @Piffan100 Master Chief is never alone, after all he has Arbiter's mom in bed ready for him...

  • @daarrii HAHA! Oh sorry I forgot that.. xDDDD

  • I missed.. F'ckin sh't !

  • DR EVIL FACE!!!

  • wait,what about tod and travis?! very suprissed face :O

  • CLIFFHANGER!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • I miss these halo 3 days with arby n the chief, so epic..loving the series today though XD

  • I wanna stop watching these cuz they're so awesome and

    I don't wanna run out of episode ;(

  • the arbiters speech was quite touching i think

  • mebeh :3

  • :3 if you press 3 rlly fast it looks like cortana is humping somthing

  • Boobies

  • right at the end of the music the supposed to be scary one my brother farted lol

  • Wait can't they get Cold Storage back again for free?

  • Its sad when you make toys cry man.. lol

  • This Arby and n the chief video reminds me of Toy story

  • GIMME UR MONIEZ!!!!!!!!!!

  • 16,556 GUY ARE AWSOME AND 679 GUYS EAT DOG SHIT

  • Ah... the good days of A&C

    :'(

  • "if I was bungie i'd be like...

    hay..

    give me ur monies!

    lol"

    I think The Chief got a job at Activision.

  • @Butch3rPete Oh snap! lol

  • @Butch3rPete ACTIVISEN R FAGG0T FOR R3LEAS COCK OF DOODY!

  • @Butch3rPete If he did, then it's probably cause he couldn't get a job anywhere else and he spends all his time there saying COD is "the gayest shit ever"

  • @Butch3rPete That line'll come in handy.

  • Y U NO HAZ MONIEZ BUNGIEEE???

  • Arby n the Chief at tv...it could be so great

  • i did it :P  trolololo

  • 2:10 i was drinking!

  • rofllll his fucking futon is 2 feet from his tv xD

  • i really hate that scary sound at the end xD

  • The only guy that makes real generators on youtube is

    this guy: Thecoolerhckr

    TeeHee!

  • thumps up! not becuase i said something fitting, funny or smart, but because then i've feel like i've actually accomplished something in my life

  • i played halo 3 while watching this

  • I hate when Arbiter starts talking ... The sad music comes on :(

  • I am in it

  • @MegaMexican87 thats what i said to your mom last night XD

  • The pillow case! On the left! It moved! O_O

  • why si evry one begging for thumbs up its getting anoying

  • that spit in the cup part was kinda disgusting :(

  • Hay! Gimme yur monies!

  • Best episode ever!!! I think that all episodes should be like this one :)

  • @MrAndeweg, iz ur sister sexxy bcuz if she iz ill plow tha shittt outta her

  • Fuck my sister. She's playing Glee in the background and it's loud as shit and I can't hear the fucking video :(

  • @MrAndeweg

    Get your rofl knife and go slic slic

  • WOW

    

  • i always get hungry watching this show

  • i wacht sezon 5 thru 8, now im watchin 1 thru 4 IN 1 DAY LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL­LOLLOLLOL

  • @BuzzWyl dude i have gone thru the entire series in one day (all except for season 4 because it is terrible and Jon had nothing to do with it) good job tho

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  • @forzamessi98 You fail.

  • Who Else noticed the pillow at the end of the episode? 0_0

  • Pillow at the End............

    SPOOKY!!!!!