SHOOT HER!!!!! FEED HER!!!!!

[Zoltan875]

MOST ANNOYING YOU TUBE VIDEO EVER!

[godisgoodatht]

I clicked through the progress bar to see if anything different happens.........nope. oh well funny anyway, the first clip is jurassic park 2 or 3 and the second??? dont know.

[Xiensha]

I was eating some cereal.. I'd seen this video a long time ago and I figured I wouldn't laugh as hard as I did the first time. But I did and now my cereal is all over.

[ConalRhysFawcett]

Best 5 minutes & 10 seconds of my life.

[TheMortalkombatdude]

feed her feeeeeed her

[margothegreat]

I can't wait for the five hour version.

[zerofreeze27]

CLICK NEXT VIIIIIDEOOOOOO CLICK TO NEXT VIIIIDEOOOOO

[TheSelfIndulgence]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

[scoutblair]

that had nothing 2 do with enything dum fagget



[MrBandicoot91]

fUNNY AS FUCK LOL

[sdfefde]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[nb45001]

SUUUUZZZANN

[EvlMagus]

You should of just used the Feed Her line. I was thinking about this part of the movie all day.

[Drever98]

So, the Germans have ALWAYS been sick people ;)

[Zombie123xd]

Shoot her or Feed her. I cant make up my mind

[GodWeenKatie311]

Best movie ever plus worst movie ever = Youtube poop

[pbrad1978]

lol wtf, you are gunna win an award

[rebeccasmola]

This is to damn long to watch.

[ZeoTheZombie]

I don't get it? if they don't want to eat poo why don't they just keep it in thier mouths? then they never have to technically eat shit, but rather savor it.

[N1BOYZ]

1: Jurassic Park: Shoot her!! 2: Human Centipede: Feed her!!

[googlymoogly54321]

its boring after the first 15 seconds



[OfficiaILyricVideos]

DO I SHOOT HER OR FEED HER!!! MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!!

[ThePinkBlooded]

So should I shoot her or feed her?

[its1tym4urmind]

Wow you wasted putting up one of the fantastic starting clips of one of the greatest movies then put it with retarded trash like the Human Centipede?

[1soap]

Hahaha! me and my cousin were laughing so hard!. Found it ridiculous, after 2 minutes! hahahahaha! P

[ViperChief117]

This is disgusting and you think this is funny? The movie is disturbing.

[Sullzy]

hahahaha didnt watch all 5 minutes but this still made me laugh

[gluequestOFFICIAL]

This is perfect

[magt4lyf]

this is on of the dummiest thing i ever seen

[gswanson]

@magt4lyf I can help you with seeing something even "dummier." Go back and read your comment. My video is now pretty smart in comparison.

[5up3rj]

@gswanson I agree with both of you.

[n49945]

@gswanson and yet some people don't realize that youtube is an international website to which the person who wrote the top comment probably does not have english as a first language and yet, probably knows more languages than you do. Either way, this is one of the most dumb things I've ever seen. and 115 people seem to flat out agree. Sooner or later you'll have a lightsaber.

[Smithburg01]

@n49945 Except youtube has information, like if you click on his profile you see he is from the United States.. which has english as a first language...

[n49945]

@Smithburg01 I always do my homework before posting... if you look on magt4lyf's activity from 2 months ago they posted "although im from guyana i have to say this is the worst rap i ever her" on the video Ray Sytes - GT ANTHEM. I always make sure I know what I'm talking about before I post. I know plenty of people in the US who don't know english as a first language.

[SKnight2208]

@magt4lyf: Yeah, this is just fucking stewpid.

[poulet7]

i still dont understand what was so bad about this movie. hell the cintipad form soutpark was more disturbing. the feed her scene made me go ok... really.. this is what everyone was disgusted by.. really?.."

[55kylenator]

LOLLLLLLL press 8 then 9

[jamespark888]

GODDAMN FEEDERS!!! MADE US LOSE THE GAME

[McFoxLuvin]

i was tempted to push replay... i almost killed myself

[McFoxLuvin]

well at least we could come to the conclusion the jurrasic park dude has effed up teeth

[headbutt1010]

i would rather be shot :/

[metro2033fanboy]

thumbs up if you watched all 5 min

[RednBlackFightBack]

ok your giving me a headache at 1 min in click....

[fallfire1]

Shoot or feed? Both so DELICIOUS!

[Hikutachama]

I don't usually like these kinds of videos, but I was laughing my arse off.

[Leahcarlymusic]

I actually cried from laughing at this!

[finooch]

did u really have to make the video 5 fucking minutes?

[bryman9807]

"As an artist I don't like to explain my work"

...You are not an artist. You are just a maker of shitty youtube videos.

[237cupcake]

what the fuck

[knightlitesoldier]

Peeeteeerr PPEEEEETTEEEERR

[DudeLebowski2011]

@knightlitesoldier SHOE- TONGUE, SHOE- TONGUE !!

[banzaiduck]

i was watching JP videos.... 

[saberz600]

69 people didnt feed her!



[TheRoblove11]

whoever made this vid is an idiot/loser whose existence on this earth is a shame. you, sir, are an idiot, somewhat similar I am certain, to the character in part 2 of the human centipede who tried to set things in motion. find some better things to do in your life, please?

[xxHellmonsterxx]

Wow, I watched the whole thing. After a while, they start to sound the same.

[OsunThyruss]

After about the 10th repeat of the sequence, it started to get funny. I'm probably the only one who sat all the way through this, and my gut is sore from laughing.

In order to feed her, you have to shoot one in her mouth.

[gunitup234]

LOL this is so stupid LOL what the hell i am dying laughing to how ridiculous this is !

[Game1ngAssass1n]

WTF do I do? Do I shoot her or do I feed her?

I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

[NHSKIKING]

YOUR VIDEO SUCKS

[Cwalker619]

WHO IS A HUMMAN CENTIPEDE VIRGIN???CUZ I AM AND IM PROUD!AND I ALSO WANNA STAY A CENTE. VIRGIN!

[gothpi]

cut it to 20 seconds and you'll get 30000 likes!!

[mynameismeg1]

you know, this movie, you would think if he was so smart, he would realize only the first guy would live because the other two would die of malnourishment. because after the first guy ate it, he would have eaten all the nutrients.

[natorpen]

@mynameismeg1 not if he fed #1 peanuts and corn . . . 

[mynameismeg1]

@natorpen true haha

[mynameismeg1]

@natorpen true haha

[11Mercurio11]

hahahaha this is great. simple things in life are fucking amazing!

[lorddeano]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[Deverstater3000]

JURASSIC CENTIPEDE

[mercanaries3]

shoot err shoot her!!!

feed hurrr feeed hurrrr!!

shoot err shoot heerrr!!

feed....oh enough already just make a fucking decision

[ytid1vids]

If the internet runs out of space i'm blaming YOU !!

[Gir78623]

I think I'd rather shoot her....

[frostyfaith]

Dat tooth enamel

[samuelc93]

Too funny

[burtonrules123]

i wanna shoot myself after watching this vid.

[IveGotForceLikeObi]

This video was 10 seconds too long...

[WannaBPilot16]

shoootaaaah shootaaaaah feeeed hurrrrr feeeedhurrrr

[hardstyle905]

what bullshit

[mene1in]

What is the artistic significance of this piece? Is it intended to represent or say anything other than to show us that this quote from Human Centipede reminds you of the quote from Jurassic Park? This video doesn't seem very artistic to me if it doesn't have any meaning other than that. Instead, it seems more like those YouTube Poop videos that have just as much thought put into them.

[gswanson]

@mene1in As an artist I don't like to explain my work. If you'd like to interpret it that way, go ahead. It's up to you, the viewer.

[mene1in]

@gswanson Right...

[Fearlessfranek]

thumbs up if you watched all 5:10 of this video

[PhokusOner]

5 minutes of this? Really??

[TheJacquigary]

how are they supposed breath

[UNDguy1987]

Crappy movie and Awesome Movie

[NickBolland]

This is great xD

[berretaboy357]

DO I SHOOT HER OR FEED HER? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND.

[BGK4444]

i get it. i get it.

[AimeeMorant]

this actually made me laugh.. :|

[fusnitchii]

lmfao, truely a work of art

[mrrename]

Wtf is this? :dd

[alsuareziii]

The common thread here, "...HER!".... umkay?

[Rabbits2Fertilizer]

first couple rounds, somewhat funny....

5mins+ of it.....not even close.

fail sir.

[talleyho12]

they should reevaluate there shooting weapons, cause they dont work

[XxDeathExpiredxX]

This is definitely deserving of winning prizes. Many prizes of many varieties.

[ipodvidsonly]

I think this piece is decent, yet Nyan cat is far better, it has truly reached the epiphany of art

[OverworkedMexican]

wasn't expecting to see a clip from the human centipede in here......thanks

[SixtailShadow]

Nah just shoot them all.

[SixtailShadow]

Feed the doc and shoot the centipede.

[andynethery]

someone has too much time on their hands.. no only to make this but to respond to all the comments as well. I take it that you calling this art was a total joke

[gswanson]

@andynethery Actually the video took me about 5 minutes to make. Maybe 10 minutes if you include uploading. This reply is less than 30 seconds. Also I don't make jokes.

[lvanhorn2]

@gswanson this video is a joke so you do joke ;)

[MrJohnnyJoyce]

@andynethery u managed to find the time u donut

[knaxon]

@andynethery ROFL THAT CENTIPEDE MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY. I love the part when the guy shits .. and it goes in the girls mouth.. then she poohs and it goes in the girl behind hers mouth! LOL

[mene1in]

@knaxon I think only the Japanese guy took a dump while they were a centipede.

[fooschmack]

"art"

[CreepiMe123]

o_O

[teedonster2]

i guess im an uneducated moron, because i dont get it

[gswanson]

@teedonster2 As an artist I don't like to explain my work, but just for you I will explain. You see the way the guy in The Human Centipede said "FEED HER! FEED HER!" reminded me of the guy in Jurassic Park saying "SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!" The rest I am going to leave up to the interpretation of the viewer.

[quietnic]

@gswanson You didn't explain anything. Also, making a presentation and then stating that those who don't get it are uneducated morons is indicative of stubborn transparency--There are no rules to appreciating or criticizing art. You're an idiot for thinking so. If you wanna call it art, go ahead. Nobody can argue because art is a subjective thing. It's all in the eye of the beholder. In this case, the art is beheld in the eye of a stupid troll.

[gswanson]

@quietnic I want you to know that I am going to make a 5 hour version of this video. I hope you enjoy it.

[quietnic]

@gswanson You didn't explain anything. Also, making a presentation and then stating that those who don't get it are uneducated morons is indicative of stubborn transparency--There are no rules to appreciating or criticizing art. You're an idiot for thinking so. If you wanna call it art, go ahead. Nobody can argue because art is a subjective thing. It's all in the eye of the beholder. In this case, the art is beheld in the eye of a stupid idiot.

[gswanson]

@quietnic You seem to be repeating yourself. So, am I a "stupid troll" or a "stupid idiot"? Your ad-hominem attacks are not really helping your cause.

[quietnic]

@gswanson It's art. if you don't understand it, then you are an uneducated moron.

[gswanson]

@quietnic Listen I realize that English is not your first language, but I really don't have the time to sit here and decipher what you're trying to say to me.

[quietnic]

@gswanson I recreated what you did in the same one-two pattern with one slight variation between them (just like in your video here). Then I called you a moron for not getting it thusly creating the ultimate satire of your "art." Of course, you changed your original description of the video, so my satire is obsolete. That was probably the best thing you could have done. By the way, first language or not, the only five-syllable word I used was "uneducated," which is easy. What's left to decipher?

[gswanson]

@quietnic So you explicitly admit to spamming my comments section. Good job.

[quietnic]

@gswanson It was not spam. It was art. But, lo, how could I expect a philistine like you to understand?

[gswanson]

You sure are making a big deal about a silly video I made.

[quietnic]

@gswanson I just feel that you can do better and without saying people should accept it for what you propose and without absolutist policies about it. But that doesn't matter. You sure are enabling me. ;) Your five-minute work of art that nobody likes gave me several minutes of pleasure chewing the fat with you.

[Coople]

@gswanson

i love how you say "up the the interpretation of the viewer" as if there's some deeper underlying message somewhere to be discovered....ya fucking kidding me?

[gswanson]

@Coople Yes. Of course I am.

[dykann123456789]

@Coople yes i believe he was fucking kidding you

[Coople]

@dykann123456789 hence why he said "yes i was".

thanks for looking like an idiot though.

[RadioactiveGrape101]

It was real funny then got boring the funny again and it goesmon.

[meowkie]

I like the part where one guy said SHOOT HER SHOOOOT HER and the other guy said FEED HERR FEEED HERRRR

[Stormkataro]

wtf!!!!!!

[thefoxification]

human centapide???

[boomboom1137007]

fucking stupid ass video

[JoeySw337]

BEST VIDEO EVER :DDDD OMFG

[thedeadhalo]

This is what happens when you go insane after playing some games online with crackbone

[ladyuggboots]

LOOOOL this was funny.

[LukeBCtown]

lol when i was a kid id watch jurassic park every day. when i got human centipede i was watching it almost every day.

[VioManGa]

this video was a masterpiece it changed my life forever not only does it show a man screaming shoot her and then another shouting feed her it also shows the real side of man and how he changes in situations like this. We can all learn from this i for one will never be the same... ............

[SchoolSupplies30]

I can't even begin to fathom what was running through your mind while you created this TRUE MASTERPIECE.

[NickBolland]

lol...

[DreadPiratSteve]

modern art

[ProfessorRocket]

I like the part where the first guy says "SHOOT HER.. SHOOOT HERR!" and the second guy says "FEED HERRR! FEED HERRRRR!"

[cuzaseso]

shoot her, jurassic park lol!

[Manbeast222]

To be honest I was laughing for the first 2 minutes lolz

[DawnofRTS]

lol "Shoot her!"

Seananner...

[CuteyErin1]

after listening for a while sounds more like " Shoe Tar!!!" and "Feet Hurt!!!"

Thumbs up if u started hearing that and im not going insane...

[pdilla]

It's amazing how often I hear "Shoot Her! SHOOOOT HER! FEEED her... FEEEEEEEEEED HERRR!!" during what should be quiet times in my life.

[hobopopo6]

WAAAYYY TOOOO LLLOOONNGGGGG WIIIFF THAAAA SAAAMMMEEEE SHSSIIIIIIT HAPPPEENNIINNGG OVVERRR ANDD OOVVEERRR

[LudditeReturns]

probably the funniest youtube video ive ever seen

[berretaboy357]

Why is he wearing aviators? It's overcast and foggy.

[wrathoffufuke]

feed her! FEED HER!!!!! *favorite part*

[careforasmoke4]

im literally laughing my fucking ass off right now. creator of video: you are a genius goddammit. plus now i have a new thing to yell on black ops.

[sammosaurusrex]

I love this.

[caragio]

What's the point to watch 2 things again and again for 5.10 min?

[gswanson]

@caragio The point is to keep watching until something different happens.

[OurSaintsProductions]

@gswanson Yeah well nothing different ever did happen. This video was a waste of time, and i agree with causewereHOT, this was fucking annoying.

[gswanson]

@OurSaintsProductions I don't know what to tell you then. I guess you just missed it.

[SchoolSupplies30]

@OurSaintsProductions Look, I know it's been a month now but I think you need to come back re-watch this video; the whole thing. I'm not even going to mark the certain time of "significance" because you won't get the full effect.

[JaquanWaring]

@OurSaintsProductions thx for telling me that b4 i wasted another 5mins of my life on this dumb shit

[daisyhinojosa23]

@gswanson That what insanity is....

[NE3PT7U0N4E]

@caragio you could be just sitting at home with pee stains on your rug.

[stevenianjones]

BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET!!!!

[causewereHOT]

fucking annoying

[gswanson]

@causewereHOT Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. 

[NumbFlynn]

@gswanson The Dude abides.

[TheMasterBucks]

@gswanson no he's right it is pretty annoying

[ArcaneOmen2041]

@gswanson

Obviously he missed the part where one of them put on a fancy hat.

[moneymike204599]

the human centipede was sketchy even watching it stoned, but this was soooo funny in the movie..classic

[smokingnome]

the first 30 seconds were funny but really was it necessary to loop that for a whole 5 mins!?!

[gswanson]

@smokingnome It was completely necessary.

[B16REE]

Awesome vid. Can't stop laughing at this

[sammosaurusrex]

i love this too much.

[Verminator4]

Shoot her.

Definitely shoot her. In both instances.

[PhilAFire93]

I can't decide which to do! D: