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  • Danny Dyer is 100% more funny than the other fella ahahaha

  • Danny Dyer...impersonating Mark Kermode impersonating Danny Dyer. And not even realising he's doing it.

    Smacking himself in the 'cannister'.

  • He gets a lot of love from men. Rare love.

  • tell me more about how to abuse women, mr. dyer

    tell me with your shit voice

  • This clip is beautiful! To hear Danny Dyer call Mark Kermode a "wrongun", is one of the highlights of my weekend!

  • Oh man imagine being involved in films even a little bit and not even having the faintest idea who one of the most revered critics on the country is..

  • @qwertyuiopdan1

    Revered? He has an opinion on films, worth no more or no less than yours or mine. Like Dyer says, he's no Laurence Olivier... but I'm old enough to remember when everyone on the BBC talked the queen's English, and Olivier would have been struggling through the part of a cockney. I like the fact we now have the likes of Ray Winstone and Danny Dyer injecting a little credibility into certain roles. I wouldn't cast him in Shakespeare, but a cheeky wideboy? Why not?

  • fuck your life danny dyer's got more doh than u nd u hate him because of it.... fake heds suk a dick

  • Mark Kermode, his second name is Kermode and you choose the muppet. Slow claps all round

  • Two bob 'fing wrong'n

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  • What a dick.

  • I like some of Danny Dyer's films but seeing him talking like this in real life makes me think he is in fact a complete twat

  • as frankie boyle said every role he plays seems to be a gay garage mechanic with a brain injury

  • I'd say Mark Kermode is shitting himself after that, I know I would be. Nothing scares me more than pretend Cockney hardmen in cheap Topman suits who clearly haven't shaved in a few days cos they've been right naughty and up to all sorts of capers

  • You'd think he'd have a thicker skin being a "Cockney 'ard man"

  • Danny Dyer is a huge fuck-knuckle

    

  • I didnt understand a word he said but i guess he's kinda Hott i guess... i dont know

  • Mark's impression of him is actually spot on.

  • "I ge a lotta luv in this country. You know wha? I ge a lotta luv from men." Good one Danny. Your mouth is where all the trouble comes from mate.

  • Danny Dyer is soft a shit, look at him doing his cockney hard man act....TWAT!

  • He doesn't know who Mark Kermode is?

    Mark Kermode is the Top Film Critic in the UK and he doesn't know who he is. Danny Dyer is so shit at acting he isn't even good enough for Eastenders

  • The size of Kermode's hands, Dyer wouldn't stand a chance.

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  • What a cunt. Mark Kermode'd leather him, anyway.

  • man love rules ok

  • MUGGY KANT!

  • get a sense of humor Dyer, Marks impression of you is pretty funny

  • Danny DYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

  • All Mark has to say is "what's that? Pimp? you get bummed and the box office take is 205 quid?" sit the fuck down u pitiful excuse for an actor

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  • Thug acting thuggish shocker.

  • Danny Dyer is a cunt. Kermode is a legend. Nuff said.

  • @bodieofci5 Enjoy your student debt, and your Mums a cunt. Kermode got smacked recently, we just don't know who by (wink)

  • danny dyer is a nob, hardman in front of a camera with a team of hangers on behind him. get the little runt on his own and he'd cry for his mammy. makes threats he couldnt carry out, pathetic and so is his boyfriend.

  • danny dyer is a legend

  • I don't mind Dyer. As he says, he's not claiming to be an amazing actor, it's just a job.

    The violence threats are pathetic, though.

  • Get the fuckf off tha Commode

  • I do actually like Danny, he's a decent enough geezer but he needs to stop pretending to be hard because it's obvious he's a bit of a fanny under the tough man front.

  • He's taking offence to the fact that's he's doing a bad impression of him, plus taking the p**s. Danny is what he is, I think he's a good actor, and as he said, he's not Laurence Oliver, he doesn't claim to be. I was shocked also that Danny wouldn't rough it in the woods or stay in that geezers house but in his defence, he had had death threats. Don't mean he can't have a ruck when he's riled, doubt he's really that hard as hard goes but he'd kick Kermode's head in. Good name for him commode!

  • Dunno how i got here... But I couldnt' give two monkies for either Danny or Kermode. Both probably full of shite, and probably more so the critic.

  • @doghous3 So, why comment on it? Why watch? Also, you are just wrong. The critic is correct. You are "full of shite", if I can borrow your amazingly witty turn of phrase.

  • @andrewbeeable

    The critic, an opinion, is correct over another? I'll give you credit, dear sir. I asked myself why I was here, but as I took the time to watch it, I felt completely compelled to use valuable seconds of my life on (wit enclosed with a dash of sarcasm it seems) stating either is "full of shite". The entertainment industry, what can you say? ... Well Mr Beeable, I'll eagerly await someone who cares.

  • "I get a lot of love from men".

    We know Danny ...we know......

    Fakkin 'av some of THAT geeeeza !

  • danny dyer has got to be the least threatening human being on this planet. I'd be more afraid of ghandi.

  • @imgonnafuckuup1 - Ghandi was one of the bravest men that ever lived, that's for sure

  • @imgonnafuckuup1 are you not afraid of Gandhi??!!!

  • This very funny, but only because we're watching a self-delusional man with the IQ of a dirt mophead try and defend his lowest-common-denominator acting.

    On the other hand, he was quite good in Doghouse, but only cos a fat zombie bit his finger off.

  • Mark Kermode reviews films... he's not a failed actor. He doesn't want to act, he wants to review films.

  • @Filmzie Yes and he loves the sound of his own voice and engages in a lot of acting while he reviews and peddles his politically (in)correct BBC liberal secular nonsense.

  • dah' doih'

  • If he gets a lot of love in this country then it's only because this country's full of twats. And he's the king of them. Blow you fucking canistaaahh off soon please.

  • I get a lot of love from men, I bet he does, a lot of bum love, 'never heard of Mark Kermode' he's only the UK's No 1 film critic you ignorant cunt, call yourself an actor. Go back to looking for ET and leave the film business well alone you prick.

  • Danny Dyer..... I had no idea people like you were actually real.....

  • My NAHMES DANNIE DYER

    AND I BAHLEVE IN UFOS

    

  • What a colossal twat.

  • DANNY DYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • HE'S SO COCKNEY IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS!

  • @karadan100 He's from Canning Town. Off you go mate.

  • @TruthandJusticeUK Pukka mate. PUKKA!!!

  • Yeah, well he really got his point across there. If only he'd been able to attack Mark Kermode's points intelligently he may have come across as less of a prick. Incidentally, if you want to take the piss out of Mark Kermode's surname then "Kermit" is probably not the best play on words considering the actual pronunciation of his name. Get a dictionary Danny, see if you can work out a better one.

  • I think hes gud in Football Factory and The Business, other than that I dont rate him at all.

  • Possibly the world's most stupid and pointless human. And he clearly does like the cock.

  • Only good film was Severance.

  • OOO DANNYYYY DIAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 'Why ya fink I talk lie at I downt kno' < That's probably why.

  • kermode would farkin have im ard son

  • the business is dd's only good film

  • dyer got a light slap in the face from a fat barman and said "watch it you nearly sparked me clean out".

  • @NewTriickz oi keiron dyer's my cuzzin u fucknut ill fuck u up

  • @444damn keiron dyer? hahaa

  • Yeah, I have to say that Mark Kermodes got it right, Danny Dyer is a crap actor and his films are generally rubbish!! Kermode can be quite funny at times.

  • only interesting thing in this video is the song in the backround.

    what is it?

  • Who's that chick in the beginning zooming the camera onto her tits.

  • DANNY WIRE WOULDNT BEAT SHITE OF A ROPE

  • I actually like Danny Dyer I think he is jokes.

  • Danny Dyer's a twat but a love-to-hate twat. He's so insanely absurd that it's funny.

  • AS IF! Kermode would smash Dyer

  • What the hell is he talking about...?

  • DON'T GO A BED!

  • Could it be any more obvious that this guy is full of shit?

    He wouldn't do a fucking thing to anybody.

  • legend

  • People love danny dyer= The world is fucked.

  • dyer is a legend

  • @thereswally1 Twat would be more of the word I'm looking for.

  • Pans Labyrinth is shit. Next time somebody annoys me  im going to tell them im going to put something right across their canister

  • Danny Dyer...Britain's answer to Leonardo DiCaprio!! (just kidding!)

  • Danny Dyer - the 'hero' and role model for under-achieving c*nts that are sending this country down the pan.

  • Danny Dyer: the physical embodiment of an internet tough guy.

    Seriously, anyone who's seen "Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men" will know that he shits himself at the most tepid of situations.

  • @MrVinushka Ha ha! I might have to watch that now! Would love to see him shit his little pants.

  • @petersims411 I suggest only watching one episode (if that), else you're putting yourself in danger of extreme tedium/frustration. But yes, even with the full camera crew and contractual assurance that absolutely no harm will befall him, he's absolutely petrified. Most of the guys he visits are sort of retired henchmen, all fairly old, with highly exaggerated past exploits. But even so, he refuses their invitation to stay in their four bedroom suburban house and instead checks into a hotel.

  • @MrVinushka Gotcha, half an episode and a tequila chaser. Done.

    "Internet tough guy" describes him well.

  • he trying threaten the fella here sounds like a cunt i know 14 15 years that would stab fuck out of this cunt

  • yes you do get a lot of love from men....

  • Danny Dyer is probably the worst actor I've ever seen.

  • @whengoodtimesgobadd He's a cunt and annoying wanker because you don't like what he does for a living??. Gotta admit, personally, if a critic starts to get on my nerves, I turn off / stop reading etc.

  • @whengoodtimesgobadd I'm afraid I can't answer that, but as he's older than Mark Lamarr there's a good chance he had the cut 1st. Then again, couldn't really care less what his hair looks like, and am actually surprised that anyone else does either!!?? but, i'm so glad you've come up with a well thought through reason to call someone a cunt and an annoying wanker.

  • ALL WENT DOWN HILL AFTER HUMAN TRAFFIC!!!!

  • what and danny dyer isn't a failed actor??

  • mark kermit

  • GO AWAY, CHANGE YOUR NAPPY DAN E BOY...

  • Wow, he really doesn't get it does he?

  • dick ed

  • Classic Dyer!!!!

  • someone went over to mr dyer and did the impesanation a few weeks back and he didnt punch him dannys a soft cunt

  • I'm a "man", I'm British, I hate Danny Dyer...Not just because he's brash, aggressive and vile, no, because I actually like GOOD FILMS....

  • Complete and utter cunt.

  • danny dyer biggest twat ib great britian

  • If an actor doesn't know who a respected critic is clearly he doesn't know his own profession. Just as well he is not trying to be Olivier!

  • @purplevolcano Respected critic? You know nothing mate, sorry.

  • what a twat !!my cat is fucking harder than this mockney wanker

  • @fatdogplum1 ha,,

  • Dany Dyer is a quim, he gives it the big I am, all the lemon....fuck me he wouldn't stay in that guys house in his tv programme because the guy had had death threats.

    he couldn't rough it with that Mo guy in the woods, couldn't even take a shit.

    I used to like him but now i just wanna slap him upside his loaf

  • My only trouble with Dany Dyer, which used to be my problem with Ross Kemp, is that they give it all 'the mouth' as if they are gansters but they really arn't and I can almost imagine them going back to their families lavish estates or respectable suburban homes for christmas whilst wearing woolly jumpers with pictures of santa and christmas trees on them! At least Ross Kemp has proven himself to have a sense of humour about it unlike Dyer. Human Traffic is the only film he has been any good in.

  • Come on though, we have to admit.. Mark Kermit? That was pretty clever for a man of his intelligence.

  • That south-east accent is like nails on a blackboard.

  • A lot of love from men?

  • Danny Dyer doesn't know who the UK's most reknown film critic is?

    He needs a reality check, the typecast cunt.

  • @BMFSTONECOLD2 that made laugh man.

  • What the bloody hell's a "cannister"?

  • @Seamaster73 Head

  • @Seamaster73 nut

  • hahahahah, he's putting that bollocks on so badly 

  • Dyer's putting it on.

  • Mark Kermode? More like Mark fuckin' Kermit the frog innit? Fuckin' knock your spark aat cos i'm well ard innit tho?

  • Unfortunately Danny, you keep handing Mark Kermode plenty of ammo by making crap films!!

    Mark Kermode = very funny articulate film reviewer.

    Danny Dyer = future Queen Vic landlord, thats his acting level.

  • @pablohanc Mark Kermode funny? Maybe you should get out more mate, watch out though, your wife will be at home getting served up.

  • @TruthandJusticeUK Ha ha, quite funny. Sort of comment I would have made if I was a teenager like you.. oh, hold on, your 32!!!!!

  • @pablohanc Go home and wank over Kermode. Who got smashed in London last week.

  • @TruthandJusticeUK Lol, your brilliant, The 32 yr old who never grew up. They could make a film about you. Danny Dyer could play you, he talks like a teenager!!! Please leave another funny comment, your hilarious!!

  • @pablohanc *you're. 

  • @jsimmons91 lol, well spotted. Good luck in your quest to spot and point out the bad spelling and grammar on youtube comments. Big task you'''''''''''ve set yourself!!

    Please forgive my error though, watching too many Danny Dyer films has shrunk my brain.

  • @pablohanc You appear to have gone through this video checking out peoples ages. You're a fucking keyboard warrior, having no idea what happened to Kermode last month. You really like him though don't you? Sweet. Charlie Brooker he isn't.

  • @TruthandJusticeUK Nah, only your age mate, because your teenage type comments amused me, but your name T&JUK suggested your an adult. Was really confusing. I still think your lieing about your age though, cos even a teenager wouldn't talk like such a kid. What was it you said again, "your wife will be getting served up" and "go and wank over kermode". So grown up. Got smashed in London, wow!! Been there, done that, we have more in common than I hoped.

  • Just take a look at the comments on a few random Danny Dyer clips on youtube. Then realize how many people have used the words "cockney, cunt, wanker, tosser, arsehole, wideboy" etc to describe him. Is there a more hated British actor out there?

  • danny dyer saying he gets allot of love from people, who the hell are these people he is talking about? the only one I can think is his agent, who is paid to say to him that his great while everybody else on the planet thinks that he is a wanker, dickhead, moron, prick, tosser who believes that he is something that he is not.

  • @alanwakeish i dnt think hes a wanker etc etc i think hes funny so ur wrong aint u least he makes money and obv u dnt u jus hate on youtube cuz ur the MORON,DICKHEAD,WANKER,PRICK,TO­SSER fukin sad cunt dnt like him dnt fukin watch him simple aint it

  • I understood what Danny Dyer was saying, But I have No Fucking Clue what the hell the narrator was gibbering about.

  • The Man in the Arena - Theodore Roosevelt (1910) springs to mind as far as any negative comments go about Danny Dyer. Dyer is a 'professional' actor who has made a 'living' out of acting for over a decade. Mark Kermode is also a professional at the top of his game. Obviously, Dyer and Kermode don't mix, but each has an audience. Respect to them both. However, maybe the personal outbursts (on both sides) could have been handled better.

  • It's obvious that Danny Dyer DOES know who Dr Kermode is... And it's equally obvious that he's VERY pissed off about it!

  • love Kermode..........Danny is alright as a guy even though some of his fi.....all of his films are pish, he isn't that bright, its people who know better that should be hated not affable morons like him

  • what a fucking waste of space, if he wern't an actor he would just be a common chav hanging round peckham train station or even better, dead by overdosing on heroin.

  • Canister!

  • If danny dyer actually made some good movies then people wouldn't take the piss. And this video proves what a prick he is.

  • Danny Dyer = Legend

  • @wolvesrup no.

  • Dyre by name and by nature it seems.

  • "I get a lot of love, a lot of love from men"

  • a message to danny dyer ~ ''shat ya marf you kaaant''

  • Mark Kermode doesn't hate Danny Dyer.

    He's just *disappointed* in him.

  • Mark Kermode is an intellectual critic making a progressive and diverse career based on education, wit, intellect and skill whereas Danny Dyer is stuck in the same shit films, playing the same shit character, and acting like the same shit 'hard man'. What a joke! .... also, just to point out, I think between Kermode and Dyer it would be no contest, Kermode with have him in the gutter picking up his own teeth until sunrise!

  • danny dyer, is a fuckwit with the mental ability of a peanut, and the physical strength of a 6 year old boy. he couldnt punch his way out of a paper bag, so do me a favour, and shut the fuck up.

  • @matklstrength a comment on youtube isnt going to prevent him from ever talking again, im afraid.

  • @TuneViper

    i know its a shame isnt it.

  • what a fathead pussy

  • Poor Danny, poor poor Danny

  • I haven't enjoyed a Mr Dyer film since i was about 13 but to be honest Mark Kermode is a wanker with a high opinion of himself and appart from reviewing and disecting other peoples creations, what has he ever done that people enjoy? Surely he'd be presenting Flim 2011 if people didn't think he was a wanker and actually respected his opinion of films?

  • He gets a lot of love from men, indeed. Or what we in the States call "being English".

  • @SIRinLTHR Did I say you could speak Yank? You Fat bastard.

  • danny dyer shut ya marf

  • he is prob on meow meooooooow

  • Why the hate? he isn't a great actor and he isn't that clever, but he doesn't pretend to be.

  • Was this the Movie Premiere of Pimp by any chance? Blimey, even the cameramen must have bought tickets judging by the numbers of people who actually went to see it

  • Can someone please take Danny Dyer back to school and teach him to speak English again....seriously, didn't understand half of what he said...."turn it in sunshine, awwwwite, respect ure own myyyy sannnn, ja nowww wot oy meeen"

    F**king hate that cockney way of talking, it's a complete bastarisation of the English language, and everyone who speaks it should be shot, or at least deported to North Korea!

  • @JackRabbitSlim bastardisation*

  • @kebabhead2610 Lol, thanks for the correction, sometimes when writing these comments you can skip out on the spelling, not a good habit to get into!

  • His movies are good. Seriously. Calm down guys. If you'd just look at his acting and not at his media person you'd (probably) see that he IS talented....yeah sorry guys....you're all fucking wrong. .... okay now commence with your awesomeness you clever and original people.

  • Does noone think Danny Dyer might have a sense of humour/not take himself as seriously as people on Youtube seem to? This is clearly not intended to be serious, more of a pastische of the kind of character he usually plays. 

  • @Robin89uk thank you! Finally someone got it!

  • Dyer is just so infantile. He should be culled. Using legal blunt force trauma.

  • Given how much money he is making from what little talent he has, maybe a bit more humility would be appropriate.....

    Seems to have a deep and endless fascination with violence and violent people. He's a bit like a child in grown up clothes.

  • the word to properly describe him is yet to be invented, but i suppose total and utter cunt will do for now.

  • Shat it you maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

  • What a prick!

  • SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF DYER, you absolute cunt.

  • Ha, bet poor Danny wishes he never commented on it now, the little thick cockney fool... But he shouldn't never of said what he did to that wank newspaper.. He's a thick dickhead who will come und