I made the right choice and my New Profile

[adrennalinpro1]

Falangaperkcher, lol must be some sort of mental disability.

[ejg182]

falangahpercker

[xxjanzxx]

Dax, you have exquisite style.

[oscarcc13]

During a trip to Blockbusters, Daxflame spots his former love interest, Sophia, which causes him to have a small erection. Daxflame derives a cunning plan to force Sophia into dating him, and ultimately allowing him to stick his 2" penis down her rotten cunt while he jams his hairless balls down her ass, emulating the move made famous by Tony Eveready. After calling her name out, he cups his hands around her eyes, and says "GUESS WHO". Sophia screams and quickly swipes at his hands.

[gelingelingx]

As if someone could decide not to like another one anymore...

[1111khao]

she thought yu were stalker

[kapsakorsten]

0:15 creepy

0:25 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa nooooo!!!

[subhumanmaster]

philantropicker

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

yah dude maybe she cant take it lol

[NightCrawlerKV]

dude all girls are like that. they scream when ugly guys touch them.

[subhumanmaster]

yeah some people might be able to expose dax but why? why ruin daxflame for everyone?

[hannadude]

What the heck is a philantopuger

[Oracle176x]

You're soo cool Dax. Idk why these a-holes don't get his humor, probably to effing stupid.

[MrRetidy]

go dax!

[caecae24]

god you are so stupid...hes acting

[watchmyshoes22]

@caecae24 The only one who is acting is your mom acting like she loves you

[caecae24]

@watchmyshoes22 shut the fuck up i wasnt talking to you

[nintenrama]

lol at 3:51 "OH I CANT HANDLE JOKES I'M TOO MUCH BABY!"

[chilliecheesecake]

Why did you capitalize the first letter of all but 4 of the words of your comment?

[db8ts]

you are a being tool man calm down so what if he doesn't say blockbuster right?

[subhumanmaster]

bikerideclips you are being the tool for getting mad at dax for not say blockbuster right and calling him a tool and calling him a retard

[crazychainsawkid1]

you're not talking to a description on my computer, you're talking to an ad.

[sixshotocelot]

It's funny because an advertisement for Sex Offenders Search came up when I started watching this video... I guess that was a hint!

[sasuke86420]

omfg i was drinking tea and it almost came up my nose wen i read this

[braztaz]

"filantripagir"

[joethresh]

its obviouse he's acting

but who gives a shit its hilarious!

[trojan73bcn]

i want to hit him in the head with a bat

[mineisheenalso]

yess!!!

[dragonriderjohn]

u do some awesome videos

[Flipty11]

he was talking 2 cole sprouse........

[eluveitiefann]

When you were "talkin" to the description you were actualy talikng to an advertisement saying are you smarter than dylan sprouce

[IconOfSin88]

this is why we use adblock.

[awolpete]

lower than ur pointing

for me he is pointing at a ad for brenda song with the fake IQ of 134

Life gaurd going to get mad at you for flirting *cough cough* not really u loser

AHHHHH its the loser kid from my school that trys to like me call the cops

[TheLizard17]

f..f..flanjer.. flanchip..tropiker...flangepkr­.. smile of accomplishment :) 4:40

[Daxbane]

"SHE'S A PHSYCO!!!!!!!!!!!" WHAT THE HECK GIRL!", " I CAN'T HANDLE JOKES IM TOO MUCH BABY!" this is so funny

[guitarfreak127]

I love how his finger people explode when they just run into each other. xD

[sn0d]

I love how at the end he repeatedly mispronounced philanthropist...

ahaha..owh Dax..you silly

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

CREEPER

[Flipty11]

it's not a "friend joke"! if a stranger came up to me and cupped my eyes, and said "guess who??" (God forbid)

i would grab a stack of movies, and repeatedly start hitting the stranger on the head until he was unconscious, then i'd call the cops if my friend hadn't already.

[anonymousenough]

HAHA philanthropist.

[JayConstance]

if I were Sophia I would be scared, but she is stupid for not seeing you through the shelf so she should've known it was you

[tinkerbellhoney2nd1]

jus a ledgenddddd to be frank

[sunset261]

maybe she freaked out because some strange guy reached out and put his hands over her eyes. She didn't fucking know you!

[gamefreak2008V2]

Dude, would you not be freaked out if you were talking to your friend, and out of nowhere some person who could be a psycho rapist for all you know, reaches through the bookshelf, cups your eyes, & says guess who?

[veryevillemons]

laff out low'd

[omgVidio]

LOL!

I love the face Daxflame makes at 3:58-3:59!

Daxflame is amazing with his jokes and faces, etc.

[craigmazzali]

lol...totally.

[ap19890]

cold jerkey???

[sizzurp94]

cold churkey lmao

[LeeLeeRoxUrSox]

on my screen you were pointing at a chocolate milk advertisement! lol!

[mannyu26]

just let the bitches come to u dax. u got enough game to get all the females commin ur way

[peteyweestro]

she wasent ur freind u could of been a pedaviel kid napper

[kelwell90]

pfft dax you don't need to put up with her crazy ass. your better than that, she would only weigh you down. just wait till she sees that bling on your arm she'll come crawling back... but your better than that foool!!! Dax is in it for the poooonnn!

[7bttf]

"SHE SCREAMS!!" well, wtf do u think she woulda done if some random bitch came out of a movie rack, covering her eyes and says "guess whoo?!?" and u call her a lunatic...gods damnit, ur a lil bitch arent u...asspie, "i made a good choice to not date her anymore" who said u were? little faggot. also, btw, ur name is bernice? LOL!!!

[WebSurfer30]

its very good youre contributing to a good cause Dax.

[101RMS]

hello whiteman do you think or believe that anybody in africa is going to care about your petite elite nonsense?......

[oldskewla]

"SHE SCREAMS!!" well, wtf do u think she woulda done if some random bitch came out of a movie rack, covering her eyes and says "guess whoo?!?" and u call her a lunatic...gods damnit, ur a lil  bitch arent u...asspie, "i made a good choice to not date her anymore" who said u were? little faggot. also, btw, ur name is bernice? LOL!!!

[rsbankvids969]

and ur not

[karlo345]

SHE IS A LUNATIC!

[sasdsasdsasd]

Sounds like she's a retarded psycho. You'd be perfect for each other. ^_^

[zrosie]

linkinprk161...iv seen your comments on a couple videos now..whats with watching them so much if you dont like him?

poser.

[icydragon098]

lots of people hate him much and watch his videos anyway don't bother

[WizardofOZ138]

wow. is a lunatic.

[linkinprk161]

u were the one fucking molesting her........

[haloisback]

it was self defense dumbass

[Mikerulez101]

im a philantropicer too! what a coincidence

[Aerseus]

how many layers are you wearing?

[gibspadovani]

ur talking to a ad.

[shadowmanty]

you dident deny her, she doesent like you your a wierdo

[245Greenfieldchan]

we all know what "i ran into her" means. . .

[tehcexymeowmix]

YOU'RE GAY

Kay, ban me.

[widgetdownunda]

The guy that made this video sucks more cock than Elton John! LMAO! Nobody cares about your shit storries stuttering fuck monkey! Ban Me Too You Nub fuck cunt!

[CBarker1995]

agreed someone who knows dax is a shit head

[Sesquipedaliantique]

"She screams! She screams and she slaps my hands!"

--pause for effect--

"She's a psycho!!"

I actually lol'ed at this pot/kettle/black moment right there.

[Sesquipedaliantique]

So "running into" someone doesn't literally involve, like, running headfirst into said person? Wow, thanks Daxflame, it all makes sense now!

[cpodlaskowski]

wow your gay

[MVPtwinkletoes]

2:57-3:00

[LittleMissTreble]

philanthropy.

[FutureBarCode]

"I can't handle jokes,im much baby"

[sivyboy1]

when u were pointing to the right all i saw was a ad for MTV

[czstealth]

same

[Vurandal01]

Is this kid wearing any pants...?!

[AnimalChix]

No... short shorts... with a dinner jacket... with everything tucked in...

[malph123]

Youre doing it wrong!

[pxd111]

freak

[magicpizzaman]

She didn't want your aids

[jermanemusicfan]

she's a pyscopath??? you where just stalking her. i'm sorry but that's not how you get girlfriends, and i'm pretty shure she doesn't like you.

[Clairzzz]

no now its just an advertisement

[littlesisterAnon]

You are not her friend, and you scared her with your semi-stalker ways.

I really hope you turn out to be a troll, I really do.

[whaddafxup00]

This really wasn't that funny at all. I actually found it to be extremely annoying. From the way he talks to the pointless things he talks about, just...no bueno.

[cnelo8]

learn how to spell stupid

[Rinishi]

She screamed and slapped your hands? o_O I would have found it funny xD;

[Bearfreak97]

Why are you wearing 2 ties?

You are a MANWHORE! You will go out with ANYONE! Desperate much?

I would scream too. You sound lika a KILLER! You are a *happy bundle of sticks*

I DONT wish you vacation luck.

Dont use big words when you know you cant.

[Vegetable4]

Hateful much?

[JelloPuding927]

Shutup, your not funny

[WizardofOZ138]

Im a girl. And she is a psychopath. My god. And she must be stupid to turn a guy like you down!

[freesaftey805]

why are you talking to an ad?

[lucodano]

why back to sophia

[llikepie]

its funny how retarded u are

[dumtrainerpierce]

hell yeah!

[JelloPuding927]

agreed!

thumbs up comment

[ericarofl]

i have a crush on you.

[SophRocks94]

Um,it's not very nice to scare people and you didn't chose to not date her she did.

[katuni08]

I'd scream and smack you too!

[annierox614]

1. girls get scared at things lik ethat

2. don't say "what the heck girl" their name would help

[pokermaniac66]

Falanjupuker

[duff06]

Man, you can cut the irony with a steak knife.

[rennat18]

you pointed too high

[NuttyGorilla]

At the time I am watching now, you are saying hi to an advertisement for Monk. (The television show about an obsessive compulsive detective. HA! All new episodes on Fridays at 9/8 central on USA network. Characters welcome.)

[jerem18h]

lol i LOVE monk!!!

[jerem18h]

lol i LOVE monk!!!

[soarre]

LOL, DAX HAS CANCER.

[Orkomagic]

You should ask her for a pee fight!!

[soysauce945]

i deff. agree

[Kiliagan]

she was not your friend so why would you play a friend joke on her

[deathdeny]

idiot you were never dating, noone would ever date you

[Theblazeking12345]

Haha, you got owned fag. o.o

[tinkerbellhoney2nd1]

FUCKK YOUU HES MINE ;) YUMMMY YUMMMY

[bratface2002]

will you be my valantine dax?

[xweescottishlassx]

Your The Loonatic..

[Cla452]

Flangrilopist?!?!?! hahahahaha

[lykeomgitsjames]

P-H-I-L-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-I-S-T

[mrmet5]

aww sophia's back in your life! what's going on with ol' jacob

[FalselyAccused6]

nah, clearly filangitropicer is what he meant...

haha hilarious

[emleerox]

Filanthropist?

[lucybabe56]

i'd scream and slap u too

[jice9395]

we know what run in to means

[spyder100010]

shes the pschopath??

[CASEDILLA]

Haha yeah she does seem like a psycho.

[kakshi275]

so u grabed her face and shes the physcho?

[TheaBabe90]

Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth

[mike0127906]

fosent phyco be pronounced fieco u rock dax keep makin videos DuDe keep on rokin

[GangstaClown678]

she's a phyco? ur a phyco!

[Deanslinger5150]

and you're a dumbass, it's spelt "psycho", plus Dax is acting

[jeswashburn]

OMG!!! DAX IS TEH ACTZOR??!?!?!!? you are totally the first to find this out.

[Deanslinger5150]

i wasnt saying it as a discovery, it seems like a logical thing to say to someone who takes dax seriously

[oracle44444]

What do you mean by "acting"? Where's the proof? I think he might be semi-acting, exaggerating aspects of his own personality and emotions for the camera. Some of what he says may have some grain of truth in his past experiences, but it's better to take what he says with a pinch of salt or better still a whole salt-cellar.

[avatarposter]

For all she knew you were gonna kidnap her

[oracle44444]

There is visual innuendo in this episode. In fact most episodes feature innuendo in some form, some verbal. This appeals to a young teenage audience, who pick up on this readily.

[walrusbutt89]

Where?

[oracle44444]

Watch the hand movements and how he tells the story. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

[BentoAndSnappy]

I don't know what she was thinking. She IS a psychopath.

[alex361362]

so your at blockbuster, minding your own business, looking at movies, and looking forward to going home, getting in your pj's, snuggling up on the couch, and eating fresh popcorn and candy. all of a sudden a hand reaches out from the shelf behind you and grabs your face.

i probably would have had a heart attack.

[clumsy0ninja]

Me. Too.

[Ladyshantel]

if u pause at 00:21 its a cute pic....lol

Luv u DAXY!

[fangzilla]

Its called a Philanthopist.

Read a book.

[ROMBACUBE11]

cold churky lawl

[sammyxdee]

ii would be scared if someone hand came out of a shelf!

[Eggyman101]

You spelled your name wrong, and that makes you the BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FAMILY AND SKIN YOU ALIVE! Nah, I'm just joking.

[upwardinflection]

That was the most hilarious comment I've seen in a while. You, my friend, have a gift.

[ReggaeNin]

Penis? Yes. Pump? Yes.

[iLipSync]

she a psyco!

haha ur sooo funny!

~Kaitlyn

[mushroomdude]

BerniceJuachTalk? wow thats gay

and in the words of the great and mighty GenScrewUp : "PEEFIGHT"

[calinoru]

oh I cant handle jokes, Im too muchs baby

HAHAH

[banjobat]

dude your definantly the physcho

[denisx21]

ok your the phyco. You would scream if a random person shut your eyes and sayed guess who you would scream like a little girl and cry

[nightmarenate97]

She's Psyco! ya right dumb ass

[ProstheticAIM]

mate your the lunitic she doesnt like you i dont think you will find a girlfriend and dont try to impress people cause it wont work. Cheers

[moleman30]

u r stupid

[wlwanderer]

she screams? xD

funny...

[LMHLOVER]

Philanthrophist?? Somone who gives back to society?? Is that what ur trying to say??

[dumbo9250]

Uh, no, YOU'RE the psycho. You'd probably scream and start crying if someone did that to you.

[JonasBrotherulez3125]

1 quick question...y do u wear those SHORTS (and by shorts i mean shorts; literaly)in EVERY video, please put some pants on. PLEASE! GIRLS wear short, shorts thats just weird!

[lisheez]

lol bernice is written in the chair

[nsand91]

philanthropy?

[sunichi123]

wow hes like wearing 4 layers of clothes....

[matthewszaro]

"you spelled wrong the word "spelled" moron"

Your grammar fails

[toolovelyforyou]

It's "you spelled the word "spelled" wrong, moron"

apparently your grammar fails too.

[l3urntl3acon]

she is a phycho? u cry like everyday. ur just a stupid isziot

[stopdakillin]

ISZIOT!!!!!  Priceless! Nice :)

[TheMoustacheHero]

wow thats stupid i would freak out too if hands came out of the friggin shelf! and then grabbed me!

[flowerbudy]

we kno wat run into means retard

[softballshortstop35]

omg u saw sophia!!!

[neatoh37]

you are such a freak

[ironfistofbeer14]

maybe she is just an izshiot who doesn't care about philangicopetter

God your a moron!

[HabeasCorpus420]

dude how can you wear so many shirts in the middle of June?

[SchoolDazeMusical]

You should have done something "periculous".