Vampire Robot Nazis Strike Back!

[ayyyjay1]

hi phil

[backslap423]

Lol

[pwnabtch]

is this the first reference to vampire robot nazis

[SuperStreek157]

Has Someone ever told you your a younger Charlie Sheen?

[icanhasfilms]

you have the same intro song as zero puntuation

[winnieCinnabun]

SSBB ftw!

[SparklyFireflies256]

Your head has gotten bigger since 2008... :D

[frenchtoastalaed5]

@SparklyFireflies256 it's true. O.O

[ballistix01]

Vampire Robot Nazis! Gr8! Similarly to Blind Zombie Parrot Lemmings (indoctrin8d partisan hacks)! I see this in the far-L & far R Dumbocraps & Repugnantcants parties all the time. ;] Good lesson for the far L especially, bro. They need 2 stop sweeping generalizations by being the d**ches who apply what 1 whackjob nut or much smaller group says or does to an entire other group often not even remotely associated with same said d**che. Which makes them double-d**chy'er. Indeed, now "Filled-In." ;]

[ThatSubscribingGuy]

Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world! Especially world war III. Spewing with ignorance...

[crazylunadatuna]

i was there to phil ... me and jebus mooned budda and now muhamid ows me 30$

[vball4eva0]

The definition of irony... Watching this video and hearing that iTunes will still have the Beatles just to look down and see "posted 1 year ago"

[Himraj2]

The Philip DeFranco show With Philip DeFranco... good Job captain obvious? xD

[gonz4diegoa2]

um phil it's 2012..... get it right :P

[katiepicaso]

Alexander is a douche. He accidentally invented the phone when he was trying to invent a hearing aide because he was trying to rid the world of deaf people, because he thought it was a plague....and that deaf people should be sterile, even though his wife and both mom...were in fact deaf...

[TheFlamelord101]

Who gives a shit about the beat morons

[skoolis4retards]

umm... what happened to the suberbad vid, all that's there is a chick with really big tits.

[sepehrkosari2008]

u r like the news but u actually make sense

[stairwy2heven]

yay ,beatles songs!

[BodenRoberts]

i tried to go to the site and it said it was forbidden

[KillerMannequin]

@BodenRoberts IT IS FORBIDDEN!

[tunawrangler1]

can some1 tell me how to look at the list of the most subscribed? i can see what people are if im on their channel but i wanna see all the top most subscribed.

[fladodles]

'or you could look like shane dawson

[0ctopus260]

ssbb owns XD

[nightmarefilms26]

dude ur are AWESOME

[mrimthebeast]

Phill farted :O 0:50

[mcstar24]

LOL

[JackJakeJCinUB]

This was hilarious! Philly, sir, you may be the next Robin Williams...unless I get there first... hehehe

[AJlikesMetroStation7]

y r his webcasts named all these porn topics??

[EDOTMXD]

Like house music? Then click on my username (EDOTMXD) and see the video: NEW HOUSE MUSIC REMIX 2009 EDO (TM)

is a great song !!!!!

[Louiseinthemiddle]

hey was that skiball reference from dogma?

[Pieterthegreatful]

axesome neckalace phil

Lol

[bloodyrosesdrummer]

..... i dont remember coming down from heaven,calling you my son then playing skiball.........

[SerialNumberC715]

lol "congratulations at winning.....NOTHING"! (to the girl)

[CBowman04]

LOL the puppy thing made me lol

[CanibalizedCadaver]

stumpmonk is forbidden on my server. :'(

[maximumrfan]

same here dude

[dartzshipley36]

it seems to me that hottiegurl099 is giving away free blowjobs. they may just wana pass on some kind of s.t.i to everything and everyone all over the world until all men die of a dick rotting painful death. or its legit n then hey its a free bj. either way its pretty fuckin odd

[THExBEASTIExBEAST]

there is something deeply wrong with the girl/guy below me.....

[envase]

Loved the Dogma reference.

=D

[lovedawsonhatemiley]

lol deffenitly 5 stars for super smash brawl:P:P

[SUPKRISS]

what happend 2 the cool outro

[lxxxxxHIMxxxxxl]

this is an old video from 2008

[Cylism]

yeah i was like... live chat? wtf, the timing is a bit off

[rakakakarakakaka]

It's common knowledge that Telsa invented the phone and the radio, neither of which he took credit for. Why? He wasn't bothered with these things because they were primitive in comparison to his other inventions, the Tesla Death Ray, Tesla Coil, and wireless transferrence of energy just to name a few.

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

He is very sexy and he has a stuck up personality. He needs to grow up and mature because Nazis is offensive and he shouldn't joke about that

[Niggs3000]

and i LIKE being philled in

[bom201]

im sensing douchebag hair?

[Manmademoose]

you look really young here. :D

[orin87]

5 stars for the dogma referance

[ebaker92]

march 10 is mah bday too! :D

[MarissaCatastrophe]

>:D MARCH 10TH IS MAH BIRTHDAY ^-^ Yay

[halikozay]

talkative I ever seen

[Romengame]

vampire robot nazis?

HELLSING FTW!!!

[TastyBubkiss]

now their zombies..

[firelight5]

omg i was like thinking the same thing when he said why did i call this a show. oh and is it me or do his eyes look purple?

[thatoneblondechik]

not just you. they do look purple.

[Matt777shxt]

The soldiers over seas have to kill everything they come across such as dogs and goats because the taliban and every other ball-sucking organization in this world put bombs in them... it is cautionary or else they wouldn't do it

[glimmer2158]

that's also why they can't take prisoners Matt777shxt.

[go8smosh]

Did you even see the video? He holds it up by its neck, goo goo ga ga sweet talks it, then tosses it off a cliff. Then they all laugh about it. It clearly had no bombs on it. And even if it did, why would you put on a show like that?

[Matt777shxt]

... The terrorists put bombs inside of things... It wouldn't be a very good idea to sent an obviously strapped up dog... Maybe they had a bad day or wanted to do something so it wasnt so sad... I don't know maybe they were bad soldiers...

[go8smosh]

I understand they have to be cautious... but why hold it up and talk to it then toss it off a fucking cliff? Why get near it if you think it might have bombs, and hold it up, swing it around?

[Matt777shxt]

Shit man i dunno haha... I'm saying in most cases... Maybe he was doing something he shouldn't have(probably)...

[pmrhound]

or another option... STAY AWAY FROM EVERY FUCKING OBJECT IN THAT AREA

[activeanime49]

Oh my god!! That was a real puppy D,: that poor lil mutt

[AbstractAddiction]

Kudos for the Dogma reference.

[Tattas999]

Did he say 2016?

[flyingmonkey456]

that stumpmonk thing doesn't seem to work

[cooker530]

Go Brawl; completely agree.

[SayHiToGabby]

I love brawl! Oh my god. Everyone thinks i'm weird. Amazing when you play with people that also know how to play.

[jujuto1]

I just watched the vid of the soldier throwing the puppy off the cliff...

Ugh God I feel like throwing up....

[ififellinlove77]

fuck, there aren't any real beatles songs on itunes...

[68631]

hey pgil i watch you talking into a camera and i play that game two but i was wondering have you learned anything about you over the phone

[MisterFedora]

It's been over a year since the deal was finalized, yet, still no Beatles on iTunes.

[TheVampireRobotNazi]

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!

[feralsfury]

ive played brawl but i like the original one from n64 better

[windowsforvista]

brawl ftw

[jellyman991]

cool,a fellow brawl fan

[TheAlmightyAss]

in real news i just made up haha

[TheAlmightyAss]

why is it vampire robot nazi's

i thnk they are nazi vampire robots lol :)

[xShelzaliciousx]

Super smash brothers brawl is badass xD have you herd of or played bioshock? you should talk bout your opinion on games ! =]

[buinshizen]

i just remembered i forgot to post a comment on d bag of the year(or wahtever the title is i keep forgetting...) someone named brittanie patton is my douche bag of the year xD

[godricblack]

Dogma reference for the win.

[TheInsaneLuchadore]

That Superbad link lies hahaha

[vettafaene]

Hey..its the future according to Hollywood that taugh us. AND some rumors. if you mix those two you will get : Vampire Robot Nazis

[welovekitlers]

dork

[MicoMonstrosity]

"Congratulation on winning-.....NOTHING!" :D

LMAO that part was full of WIN.

[j1s92]

hahah, why are always the robots nazi?? =P love that

[FreddyJR5000]

lol

[zezima185]

that claim is 100% true. you should also watch the move "rape of nanking".

the jap army was pretty messed up at the time.

[TheVampireRobotNazi]

The Vampire Robot Nazis will prevail!!!!!

[michel8583362966]

the South will prevail

[Keldrath]

japanese soldiers used to play catch with human babies, oh i almost forgot to mention, they caught them with bayonets. that was in WW2. does it mean all japanese are baby killing douchebags? i haven't decided.

[sqreeze]

what the fuck thats bullshit you fucking idiot, who told you that? the voice in your mind

[Keldrath]

i saw it on a documentary about world war 2 and the pacific campaign. the babies were philipinos its actually prtty disgusting the kinds of stuff the japs did.

[CharlieO675]

wow your a douchebag i find that interesting

[Nicodemus98]

Probably because he spent serious buks on video equipment.

[cadillacjack123]

Ahaha.

[cadillacjack123]

I live down the street from where Alexander Graham Bell lived in Brantford, Ontario. He definitely invented the phone, his old house is now a museum and they've got all the proof there.

[bradybunchster9000]

idiot just because his house is a museum doesnt mean he didnt bribe the patent officer he might have he might not have only way we can be sure is to go back in time

[partydrunkyeah]

Vampier robot natzis

[flamingmonkeys12]

that never happens to me!

[1g2g3generation]

someone through a puppy?!

[Darusdei]

off from a cliff

[1g2g3generation]

i went and looked for it after

and o

m

g

not cool

cute dog too

[Ekwomania28]

it was dead they found it dead and filmed it the noise is fake

[Profissexy]

And i'm telling you now, no not Everyone in the Army is a puppet it's called a Chain of command, they are told what to do or it just would be chaos , Bar from your comments being a state of opinion they just sound retarded and you can hardly comment until you actually have had first hand experiance.

[Aloverssoulz]

People in the armyare killers nothing more nothing less.

[Profissexy]

You have nothing to back it up, you keep saying that over and over again. This was a good convo on the matter but when you start posting a single sentence with no reason behind it, it just gets sucky

[Aloverssoulz]

Can't back it up? if you join a group that goes around with guns and knifes then you're dangerous and should be locked away.

[Profissexy]

A group? Your making it sound like it's a gang going around the streets constantly shooting innocent people, and it's not even like they bought the guns they were given them, and yes in some way they are dangerous but it's not like there going to shoot you now it is

[Aloverssoulz]

You never really know what countrys will go to war so you can't say for sure that I wouldn't be shot at,an army is pretty much like a gang going around shooting people only gangs don't go to other peoples countrys,kill their people(innocent or not killing someone is still killing someone)and taking back to their country whatever they find that they like(oil and what not).

[Profissexy]

I do agree, that an Army shouldn't go into someone else's country for oil, however if the reason for war was just i'd still support it, Ok one last question, If your country went to war to protect your country would you not support it?

[Aloverssoulz]

I don't know,if the other army wanted to take over my country and change in many bad ways then yeah i'd fight for freedom but other then that I couldn't care about who runs itas long as I can still do all I want to do,i'm from Ireland and England owns like the north using power so that's taking away fromdom,if England wanted to take over the rest of Ireland i'd fight but I hate guns and would never use one unless my life was in danger.

[Profissexy]

Fair enough, I highly doub't that the rest of Ireland would be taken over, but the army is there so someone like yourself doesn't have to pick up a gun and fight. They are there so hopefully your life isn't in danger but yeah i agree that fighting for freedom or in a "Just war" you have to do what you have to do. Be that fighting or just supporting it in some other way

[Aloverssoulz]

Everyone in every army is a wanker and I smile whenever someone in an army dies.

[xSnatchyx]

They dont choose to go to war.

[Profissexy]

Thats a rather sad and pathetic statement not backed up by err anything, Not everyone in the army are wankers, the people that send them into the war/start the war are the wankers

[Aloverssoulz]

They join the Army of their own free will,if they shoot anyone then they killed because they wanted to and don't make up some crap about them taking care of their country or what not,if they don't like what i'm saying then they can tell me themselfs not that they will because everyone in the Army is a puppet with no back bone.

[Profissexy]

no back bone? Your telling me that a guy who is in a firefight has no backbone? Thats a very very sad conclusion, But yes the majority of the time they join at there own free will because it's what they want to do, they want to serve there country, sometimes in America i believe it can also be a sentence(Join the marines or go to prison)

[DanFrederiksen]

one guy abusing a puppy doesn't make all military people dousche bags. the fact that they think anyhing is solved with no thinking and indiscriminate killing makes them dousche bag. I mean if your leader was really good at lying and made the unthinking soldiers believe in him that's one thing but Bush is an obvious liar and idiot so what's their excuse... really..

[MadBear12]

puppy video iz not reel!!!!!1!11!!!one

the puppy is probably even dead before it gets thrown, the sound it makes when it flies off the cliff sound more like a monkey, somebody obviously framed him.

[MadBear12]

the soldier I mean.

[princeofexcess]

NIKOLA TESLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edison and abraham can suck his cock

[itsmrGuy]

hahaha i get the dogma skiball joke

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I've been telling everybody for years that Arnold Schawartzenegger is a visionary ahead of his time.

My girlfriend makes those sounds during sex because she IS a monkey! I got this contest in the bag!

[psychogh0st]

So Phil, does that mean your girlfriend fakes orgasm a lot? :P

You sound oddly familiar with that sound

[Poopiloopie]

Lol ur hilarious.

[Devonrockshard]

I know, about the puppy, like most of the people in the marines, or was it the army, well like most of them are great people, I mean they're risking their lives for us. Like yes, that guy does suck, but it phil is right, it doesnt make them all horrid. Just him.

[RandomCivillian]

Jesus and ski-ball? Dogma reference?

[ConfederateTanker1]

I can make a good monkey sound " yo you aint mah nigga g home boyy" haha funny black people monkey things

[coolian12321]

i have OCD and i just have to say that at 2:05 when he says "Aww Thats So Patriotic" there is a bubble poping sound like those windwos xp warning bubbles when he starts saying patriotic

[spreitzrunner1]

phil why do you have oreo ads at the bottom of the screen. you do know that they sell oreos at wal mart

[lml4903]

i went to the grocery and bought oreos because of the add...lol. I am preggers which may have more to do with it.

[HulaHippy1]

he has kool hair

[Dillan44]

Thank you.

[hardcorgreen]

i know!!!

[knifeWRENCHsTuDiOs]

umm...ya there's still no beatles songs on i-tunes!!! :[

[dudddddddddddddd]

what?! yes there is

[zookeeper52591]

Vampire Robot Nazis LMFAO!!!!!!

[Tucker610485]

LOL, VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZI

[ChemicalRobotiks]

you have such big eyes

[Sammiiaa]

Skiball. Sweet.

AIEEEEEEEEEEE VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZIS!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[zedslivingdead]

YES!!! Skiball...

[kay2bmkm]

does he even take a breath lol

[pepper26889]

LOL pause at 2:29 its hilarious!!!!!!!!

[animeaddict33]

i TOTALLY believe in the vampire robot nazis!!!

[tonysstrike]

no 2:16 its awsome

[WowItsZack]

Pause at 2:29 thats funny! lol

[foreverjynxed]

Skeeball!! "Dogma anyone?" :D

[kcinf]

my birthday's march 10th.

and I just wrote a 20 page research paper on the bell patent scandal.

funny coincidences.

[Satsaru]

lol, pause at exactly 45 seconds. phil looks funny.

[raquelle08]

my friend just did a project on alexander graham bell i should ask him about that.

[SCMSgrl]

Haha this was the first video i watch oh you!

aaww goood times goood times..

[Millard12345]

i watch the show for the music at the beginning

[Keeferiago]

"in news i just made up..."

omg

awesome...

[ahmaddamen]

congratulations on winning ... NOTHING... LOOL

[Keeferiago]

hahaha

[bluefuzz1015]

problem with the telephone patent bribery thing, everyone can look at any patent in the patent office, without needing to bribe anyone! the only thing that you cant do, is use their design to make money. you can make any change to their design, submit a patent, then make money off of it. so i hate to be a douchebag, but, YOU'RE WRONG!

[kilikena21]

lol totally saw that Dogma reference.

at least i hope it was a Dogma reference...

[MoeTuesday13]

Brawl for the win! Solid Snake for the GOLD!

[fashfiji]

"News i toatally made up." LOL

[forgetfulmark]

You're an accident.

[smileysobituary]

you have managed to fail on levels that didnt even exists

[MappusPvP]

Bastards Throw Puppies Off Cliffs...;_;

[DSQTTANTI]

HEY HEY!

I Threw it of because i just cleaned up my room and the mofo just pissed in the middle!

[godlymansean]

wow lol at tht niceguy555 or whoever he is like america's gay, but i bet he's never been here lol u cant judge and WTF this video is hardly about americans do u like go around youtube and type in bad comments on all american vids i mean srsly wtf

[limelighter91]

total genocide of african americans???

are u fuckin retarded?? do u understand what genocide is?? get your fuckin facts straight u brain-washed idoit

[bigrunnermaniac]

amen bro

[nametaken2991]

ok when did he even say anything about the germans u dumb slut (niceguy5555) all u stupid fuckers that bich at everyone that says anything about nazis u think were talking about all of u germans well stuff it u little shit

[niceguy5555]

Fick dich

[algomat]

Warum machst du es nicht vor dann macht er es nach. :P