2012: 12 Prizes Caption Contest!

[leonseiprime2020]

Optimus:" Rodimus! are you eating my sword?

Rodimus:"im a machine... i cant eat... where do you left your brain?"

Optimus:"Im a machine i dont have a brain dooowwwghhh..."

Rodimus:" you know what? you just win!"

[jon3pnt0]

@leonseiprime2020 Sorry but the contest is over.

[leonseiprime2020]

@jon3pnt0 i know, just want to make a comment that will make people laugh off...

[jon3pnt0]

@skywarpger there have been SO many comments that i just haven't been able to go through them all and that was pretty early in the contest.

[jon3pnt0]

@skywarpger sorry, i've had a death in the family. the winners will be chosen and notified and then announced this coming Fan Friday.

[coolguy567]

Hey I was just wondering if you decided on the winners of your contest yet, thank you!!! :)

[jon3pnt0]

@coolguy567 sorry, i've had a death in the family. the winners will be chosen and notified and then announced this coming Fan Friday.

[coolguy567]

@jon3pnt0 oh god I'm very sorry for your loss, now I feel bad worrying about a contest when you suffered a tragedy, I wish you well

[NemisesMaximus]

"autobots transformers and roll out hey thats my line rodimus"

[jon3pnt0]

@NemisesMaximus the contest ended January 31st. Sorry.

[Bradimusprime726]

Weren't we supposed to post these on the bkbn site ?

[jon3pnt0]

@Bradimusprime726 didn't "have" to but i will count those too when considering the winner as well as facebook.

[xTToGaming]

Rodimus:"Meet my cousin, Rodimos!"

Optimus:"He looks EXACTLY like you..."

Rodimus:Okay. ):

[tfanimatedfan1]

optimus: "hitching a ride"

rodimus:"yah i am getting old"

[archrom1]

"2 is not a crowd"

[archrom1]

"HOT MUCH?"

[t4mercustomz]

"3rd party toys ripping off hasbro and raping your childhood since the beginning of time"

[t4mercustomz]

Ignore first post "Optimus: does this qualify as maserbation?"

[eagc7]

Rodimus: "Are you sure you know what you're doing witht he spark transfer to my new body Optimus?"

Optimus: "Of course Rodimus! Who do you think I am Wheeljack?"

(Suddenly a flash of Lught occers and Rodimus Spark's trapped in Optimus's body.)

Rodimus: (Sarcasticly) "You were saying?"

Optimus: "Oh shut up."

[t4mercustomz]

"Optimus: this qualifies as masterbation

[MrLigugu]

"Optimus split up the paradox!!"

[eagc7]

Rodimus:"Thanks for dropping off my new trailer to a repair shop Optimus! It really needed it!"

Optimus: "No worrys I was able to get it fixed for a low price with some crazy gadgets thrown in!

Rodimus: (Worried) "Um....Optimus....Which repair shop did you drop my trailer off at?

Optimus: "Oh it's the one Wheeljack owns and works at. Why?

(Suddenly Rodimus's trailer explodes into a thousand pieces.Rodimus looks shocked and dismayed at this.)

Optimus: "Oh........Never mind."

[eagc7]

"Optimus: I'll never understand why you're in need of an upgrade so badly Rodimus. Upgrades and new weapons never make the warrior.If your not careful it'll only make you arrogent and shallow about your own ablites.

Rodimus: This coming from someone who has every single upgrade there is in exsitience with acersaorys that makes him pretty much invunrable to his enemoes througout the years.

Optimus:.......Good point...."

[UnionPacific7004]

Optimus: "Rodimus! Were you messing with Wheeljack's cloning machine again?"

Rodimus: "Uh.....no....?"

Optimus: "Damn Kidbots, always trying to prove something these days!"

[darthshaggy316]

"Optimus: Ravage, Stop messing with Jon's toys!! You are going to get us in trouble... again!! And while you are at it, STOP POOPING ON HIS SHOES TOO!!"

[oscarnjboy]

"Rodimus:When you said "til all are one"I thought you ment something else...

Optimus:and you wonder why people remember me and not you! Now hold still slag it!"

[xxMrPrimeTimexx]

"Optimus: This isnt what Sam meant by ride you home." (2007 movie)

[TheP1291pictures]

"this was ur move Optimus now that you took my prime powers away I have nothin better to do but to umm do this"

[ZxJoshuaa]

Rodimus"What are you doing prime"

Optimus"Your about to run over the president of the USA

Rodimus"Im suing u for that language

Optimus"What the F did i say"

Rodimus"u said im gay

Optimus"I didnt call u gay"

Rodimus"u did now

Optimus"Nooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo!"

[ZxJoshuaa]

Optimus "Rodimus get your ass of that mini version of you douchbag"

Rodimus "No My Balls are so juicy

Optimus"U HOMOSETUAL"

[EsquirePrime]

"Oh My!'

[flareblitz007]

Narrator: "Poor Rodimus, he just wanted to be as big as Optimus"

Optimus: "No Rodimus, get out from under there."

[ironsam100]

optimus: "is this what i think it is rodimus"

rodimus: "dont tell bumble bee please "

optimus: "dude rodimus its like your playing with yourself"

rodimus: "harmones i guess"

optimus: "sure'

[skywarpger]

Optimus : "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the Old Hot rod”

Hotrod G1 : “ enough with the joke ! "

[NemisesMaximus]

"goldbug: 1 potato silversreak: 2 potato grimlock: 3 potato scrapheap: 4 potato hotrod: 5 potato goldbug: 6 potato silversreak: 7 potato grimlock: 8 potato scrapheap: 9 potato 10 potatos hot rod: god d@m it!!!!!!!!!!! Optimus: ...hot rod!!!! hot rod: what optimus: no swaring in the transformer universe. hod rod: ow um sorry optimus: now you die!!!!!!!!! hot rod: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMetalvideogame]

"primes takeing out the trash"



[danwatts001]

"Optimus: Ahh.. i just had the worst nightmare.

Ironhide: What was it?

Optimus: Micheal bay made a movie where I was stealing rodimus' fasion sense, killing on instinct, and no one cared about your death.

Ironhide: Wow, that is a horrible. Good thing it didnt actually happen.

Rodimus: Hey guys, did you see Micheal bay 's third transformers film?

Optimus and ironhide: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! What was hasbro thinking?"

[xxMrPrimeTimexx]

Optimus:"You die!"

Rodimus:"But why?"

Optimus:"So you dont kill him."

Rodimus:"But that is me."

Optimus:"Oh, well then."

[skywarp205]

hasbro:" we will provide you a new body and new troops to command"

optimus:" and"

hasbro: "and nothing. you belong to us now"

optimus: " i already did belong to you"

[NemisesMaximus]

"Optimus:Rodimus pan cakes come and get them rodimus pan cakes nice and hot

random autobot: Where did you cook them?

Optimus: On the g1 rodimus stuve and made of thr real rodimus

[77bbot]

"Get out of here this space is reserved for PRIME REVIEWS"

[77bbot]

"So this is the the intell laserbeak brings back from the Autobot Christmas party? Soundwave. Is is that and energon cube dispensor attached to Telatran one's console on the right side there? Man do i wish our all mighty leader Megatron would atleast put a Mr.Coffee in our breakroom"

[77bbot]

" How many times do I have to tell you to lube your driveshaft roddy. If my sword breaks prying you to apart i am taking it out of your hide. Dont tease me with a good time optimus."

[77bbot]

Read in Jon3pt0 Movie voice" A movie filled with hot bot on bot action. A lil S&M. Some domintation Prime. And one unbelivable combiner mish mash orgy. Its true G2 robo porn at its best. coming to an adult theatre near you this summer. It's Rodimus Raw. This film rated TF-84"

[77bbot]

"Incest is the best. Put your G1 self to the test! ah Rodimus? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA"

[77bbot]

" BOTS GONE WILD 2012"

[Coolestanimations]

"I told you we shouldn't have hired Bay to write our new cartoon"

[Coolestanimations]

"Is this another one of Micheal Bay's ideas of a funny joke?"

[Coolestanimations]

"Hah, you can't store my sword, you don't deserve to lead. "

[Coolestanimations]

"Space Winebago MK 2, now available from just £99999. People are literally piling up to trade in their old ones"

[Coolestanimations]

Wheeljack, what did I tell you about using the Space time fabric manipulator?

[Transformatics]

1. O.P. : ... "Rodimus, for Primus' sake, stop playing with yourself!"

2. O.P. : " Now I understand why Sparkplug poured water on those 2 Earth canines that were locked end to end."

3.O.P.: "Rodimus,.. this is NOT how you become One with the Matrix!!"

4. O.P. : Ok we're ready ,.. someone , Bring out the Gimp!"

[NemisesMaximus]

Optimus: DIE RODIMUS!!!!!!!!!!

Rodimus: optimus don't!!!!!

Optimus: I'll allways be a better leader than you

Rodimus: I'M SORRY OPTIMUS !!!!!!!!

Optimus: If you left that thing with magnus we woulden't be in this position

Rodimus: your right Optimus

Optimus: stut the f@ck up f@ckimus!!!!!!!!!

Rodimus: OK OK OK OK OK "

[NemisesMaximus]

"Optimus: Autobots transformer and roll out.......oh I mean Maximum overdrive

[PivotMMZ]

"Sigh... I wonder what Magnus is doing..."

[NemisesMaximus]

What do you mean contact you when the contest is over do you mean on face book or yahoo or youtube I don't know witch?

[NemisesMaximus]

Optimus:" yes Sky linx and now nothing in the universe can stop me.

Sky linx: Ok now you sounded like megatron/galvatron or some random decepticon thats supid enough to tack on megatron/galvatron".

[skywarpger]

Optimus: “ I wonder how does constructicons do this"

[skywarpger]

“all day…all night… Johnny la gente esta muy loca…wtf"

[darthshaggy316]

What a couple of FLAMERS!!

[skywarpger]

Optimus: “I will provide you with a new body”

Rodimus : “who do you think you are ? Unicron ?"

[sideswipecp88]

This one is kinda wrong but "does this count as masturbation?"

[sideswipecp88]

" I said till all are one, this is not what I imagined"

[sideswipecp88]

" have you ever heard the song ridin solo?"

[sideswipecp88]

"one was enough I didn't need another one"

[sideswipecp88]

I crashed into myself, surprisingly I or should I say both of me don't feel pain.

[skywarpger]

Optimus : “ there you have sir… a big piñata of yourself ¨

[skywarpger]

¨Rodimus... take your clone out of my face¨

[skywarpger]

¨wake up you lame bot !!! and stop telling me arcee !!!¨

[leonseiprime2020]

"optimus:dont waste my time hot rod! megatron is getting away!

hot rod: what the? you're the one hwo stab me urrgghh!"

[leonseiprime2020]

optimus: Oh great primus, that will wreck my prime reviews, FVCK you evil sword poor hot rod"

[MrLigugu]

"Optimus, split up the paradox!"

[NemisesMaximus]

"Rodimus:oh hi optimus it seems I have crached into my g1 self um so its not the way it looks Optimus:rodimus what in slag are you doing. Rodimus:I told you I crashed into my g1 self. Optimus:BS its obvious that your playing a sike joke Rodimus just to prove it I'll ask tlatron 3 to show the vidieo camera in the room for the last hour tlatron 3 Tlatron 3: yes Optimus prime? Optimus:show the vidieo cameras for the last hour. (he see that rodimus was telling the truth)" Optimus he let me help you.

[aclim06]

"the rodimus prime sword was not the best idea"

[WATTSOUND1]

“ Im to old for this sh*t"

[jon3pnt0]

@WATTSOUND1 You are one of the 12 winners of the January 2012 contest! Please, email me shipping info - website is voiceunleashed com (couldn't message you. youtube wouldn't let me).

[WATTSOUND1]

@jon3pnt0 cool !!! Thank you very much !!! I will send you a private message.

[ASMI5065]

"BUY GAWD BUY GAWD I WON THE CONTEST" classic Jim Ross

[LegendarySpiritWolf]

Optimus" Megatron must be stop no matter the cost"

Register guy"that will be $1209.49"

Optimus"What i have to pay to talk in here"

Register guy"all total $2303.14"

Megatron "Haha Optimus One shall Pay One shall flee but lucky for me i'm outside the store"

[BrewsterMcCloud1974]

''give it to me daddy''

[lan171vi]

classics rodimus: "till all are one!!!"

optimus: "all right what the hell is this...i leave you in charge for five minutes and your making clones of yourself...what the slag!!!???"

G1 rodimus: "oui tri bien"

classics rodimus: "and his french!"

optimus: *face palm*

[NCXAXA]

Optimus: '' What Are You Doing Rodimus''

Rodimus: '' Well I Thought We Needed More Autobot's And So I Took The Liberty Of Taking The Matter Into My Own Hands'' Optimus: '' Well Back Down And Let A REAL BOT SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE'' Rodimus: '' Well If You Say So (Rodimus: '' Thinks To Himself Why Dose He Get All The Glory'' )

[TheBlueStuffedMonkey]

Optimus: "this is not what i meant by ROLL OUT!!"

[NCXAXA]

Optimus''WHAT ARE YOU DOING RODIMUS

Rodimus''What I Just Thought We Was A Lone HERE IN THE BASE

Optimus''WELL YOU ARE WRONG WE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM HAVING SOME ENERGON

Rodimus''OH MY BAD Sorry Optimus

[yousKyourameshii]

Optimus"thats it take like a man son"

Rodimus" it herts "

Optimus"Stop stop cus ur doing it all rong let me in ill show u how its don"

[whatthespark]

1"and I was all like, hey baby back that thing up..... and well you know the rest"

2"die flamers"

3"the truth of wheelies origins."

4"I don't think I'm gonna be able to call you hot rod any more"

5"look, I'm no doctor, but you might wanna think about getting this littler version of you removed....even just for cosmetic reasons."

lastly 6 " don't worry the kids are at the sitters and the blinds are closed"

[MegaTfman]

"Optimus: WHAT THE HELL!!! Rodimus: Optimus it's not what it looks like. Optimus: Then what dose it look like to you? Rodimus: Um... I fell. Optimus: Its bad enough your doing it doggy styl but its a G1 inflatable of you!!! Rodimus: Haha yeah... Optimus: Oh and it's all over my room!!!"

[transformerlov3r]

Optimus: "its ok baby i'll accept both of you."

[transformerlov3r]

Optimus: "Why the f@#$ did you take my diamond sword from Minecraft, I was playing the game and you stole it."

[awsomeusprime]

Prime: "Wait.... you were doing WHAT!?"

[Pato838]

"Rodimus: hey prime are you going to give me the matrix?

optimus: go fuck your self hot rod

Roddimus: okey :D

*3 minutes later*

rodimus: can i have it no?

Optimus: no

the end"

[nozomork]

When Optimus drinks to much energon ..... "One Shall stand and one should bend-over"

[Xybertron80]

"lazer beak report your findings. . . did you find where they are hideing the god master sword?"

[pouse4]

" it's time roll out the dance floor autobots."

[rap5]

" 2 Rodimus, 1 Prime batter tanker."

[deathguy007]

optimus: "my turn yet?" (half our later) "is it my turn NOW??"

[deathguy007]

megatron: "PARTY AT PRIMES" ;)

[deathguy007]

"optimus: let me join in..."

[deathguy007]

"rodimus: its stuck again. optimus: what is? rodimus: our combiner ports..."

[deathguy007]

optimus walks in: "WHAT THE %@!$ IS GOING ON HERE!?!?"

[goatz123]

as hotrod and springer fight over who will be the first to piston plow innocent virgin arcee...something rolls out from under her bed,transforms and says...

"hello,i'm VIBRATORTRON,that pink chic was loose...how about you flame boy"?

[xfilethe]

"rodimus on the phone : prime can you come and help i have a smal problem

optimus : sigh rodimus what have i told you time and time again ... stop watshing that movie....listen just becouse you have flames does not mean it works.. its not real...you wont travel trough time when you hit 88 miles an hour...

rodimus : prime just come and look

optimus arives at the sceen and goes wow.

rodimus : see prime future me actualy did it.

optimus thinking : thats al we need 1 more of those :-S

[xfilethe]

"teletran : emergancy there is a rodimus pileup in isle 5 , optimus pleaze report for cleanup , i repeet pileup in isle 5 , optimus pleaze report.

optimus : optimus her i'm on my way...

optimus arrives at isle 5 : GRRRRRR dam kids , SPIKE what have i told you about playing withe your lifesize TFX-04 and rodimus .... i wil never get those 2 apart again GRR , i have better things to do you know.... i'm the autobot leader not a kids minder.... we shount have defeted al those deseptixons sigh..."

[pokeguns]

This has sparked many Yoai fantasizes.

[pokeguns]

"Optimus walks in on the scene

Optimus: This is why I gave the matrix to Magnus.

G1RP: He couldn't get the damn thing open!

Optimus: Well it seems like Protector can't get his damn thing out. Protector, I thought you were above this sort of bull crap

FPP: I'm a knock off!!

Optimus: Your a 3rd party. Im very disappointed. Perceptor, get my Energon Axe.

*3 hours later*

G1RP: So you weren't protected?!?

FPRP: My manufactures picked a crappy name.

[somarriba333]

"Great! My one chance to experiment and Optimus had to catch me in the act."

[grimwolf100]

little rodimus "does this count as masterbation?"

[dadeleter]

OP: "Bumblebee get in here! Rodimus did it again! He went too fast and ran into himself... again! Help me separate the two of him!" BB: "Be right there." OP: "I know I've told you this before. Never... Never... Never go 88 mph! You know this happens every time. Do this again and I am taking away your flux capacitor!!!"

[tylervth]

@dadeleter Rodimus " But i want to see the sparkly lights!"

[Beeoh4]

"Wheeljack: Hey Optimus, have you been messing with my Rodimus Duplicator 3000?........ I see you have...

Optimus: What?! This is a Rodimus Duplicator? Not a Optimus Duplicator? No wonder. I have been staring at myself in the mirror for 1 hour trying to figure out which part of me deformed so badly that I look like Rodimus. Damn you myopia..

Both Rodimuses: HEY!

[seed4212]

" Optimus :.I think that's a bad idea,to use your Energon sword.."

[seed4212]

"This is Not my day,to take a picture"

[seed4212]

"What Happens?"

[Transformermegazord]

"Honestly Optimus its not what you think, we slipped and just landed like this"

[Coolestanimations]

Um, You do realise this finished yesterday, don't you?

[optumisprime1]

" I said roll out not fuck out u dumb old rodimus make me die and become leader

[LarryArtsProduction3]

"Am I seeing this right? Two Rodimuses? I need to lay off the extra Energon."

[vectorsigma56]

"optimus-uh thats not how u make a masterpiece rodimus"

[vectorsigma56]

"theres a rodimus on my rodimus better breakout my sword"

[sparkmandrill19]

"Father daughter fun ,dirty ,dirty fun"

[NerdFlavoredCondom]

" I use to be outdated like you but then I took a G1 to the knee"

[TheT8888888]

Arcee

[TheT8888888]

"rodimus prime clones". optimus prime "what the f''k"

[Tseuhadon]

"Rodimus, that's not how you powerlinx..."

[MegaSOSbrigade]

Optimus Prime: "when I said go f**k yourself this isn't what I meant"

[TFfanAntrozix]

Optimus Prime:"autobots roll out!" Rodimus Prime(Protector) crashes into g1 rodimus prime. Rodimus Prime(Protector) says to g1 rodimus prime: "WTF, dude he said roll out!"G1 rodimus says to Rodimus(Protector): "sorry man, all i can say is whoops :L".

[rodimusconvoy22]

"winnebanged-up"

[DarkHeroesProduction]

"This toy sucks so much that I'm going to destroy this monstrosity! Rodimus hold him still! .......wait which one is the real rodimus?! Better put them both down after what they did to me in 1986 AND left me for dead as a zombie!"

[EcchoKat]

"When Robot Limbo Goes bad Only a Prime can save you"

[MrSolitudio]

"OP- now now protecter just because he screwed me in the movie doesn't make this fair."

[Xybertron80]

"Transform an pull out!"

[ExiaBlade]

ok. one more!

"Say goodbe to little friends, and I don't mean the ones in the winebago...s"

I don't know how to spell winebago, winibago... win a bagel?

[redskull496]

OP: "For todays training we will unite with our '80's counter part. This will help us learn from each other, learn our weaknesses and to be come better Soldiers on the battlefield." Prime turns around. "And this is why the Matrix was for Ultra Magnus. All you do is fvck around."

[Coolestanimations]

"I told Clarkson( Top Gear) the car train was not a good idea."

[NickRyderSGC]

"Well Prime, you were right... I can't jump over this Winnebago. I really do suck as a leader. Prime: Told you so."

[Xybertron80]

"Rodimus when i said go F☼ck your self it was'nt an order."

[77bbot]

I hope maybe these made your laugh Jon as much as you have made me laugh

[77bbot]

" YES Jessica My Hotrods up a pole agian"

[77bbot]

" This is going to be guys Quick Hound take the holopic so i can post it on my facebot page. Arcee is going to flip when she seee's these two. "