Hollywood Zombie Survival Guide

[achraf112]

2:59 i don't think she has any brains...  Kill her!

[TheDrunkBananna]

DO WHATEVER MILA JOVOVICH SAYS!!!!!!

[gojidoh]

Id do everything they did in Highschool of the dead

[DAKswagMonsta]

Norman Reedus And Jon Bernthal All The Way!!!

[1406Chloe]

okay. Saoirse's idea was genius.

[o0bEaUtIFuLErtHunU0o]

ok i tink i wuld jus eat evry1 bfore teh turn 2 zombas tat wai tere wont b tat mani zombas!!

[ptercottontail]

i love you saoirse

[mychemisyummy]

Saoirse is a perfect human omg. Everyone's all 'i'd fight! Yeah kill 'em all!' and then she comes out with 'Disco ball! Woo! I'm queen!' like what??? omg dying

[jkmoron16]

Hhahahha mila jovovich answer haha i love her!

[manchesterunitedno7]

@whoever bashing Saoirse Ronan (that blonde girl w/ disco ball). Cleary, WHY SO SERIOUS?

That girl actually quite clever & cheeky with the anwer.

[Runnerrmejor]

Stephen Lang is so badass

[edw798]

zombie-forum(dot)com

[ryan212howell]

funny but their going about all wrong You need to find enough food, ammunition, and weapons to last you a while but always have atleast one other person with you just incase some zombies come from behind you

[Mangaman1100]

1. Get my family assembled.

2. Get a blunt weapon for my family and myself, my weapon of choice HOCKEY STICK!

3. Go out and buy grade A bikes for everyone, and load them onto the van, (once gas runs out whats the next fastest thing right? Hows that for critical thinking?) Or get a horse, whichever is more convenient.

3. Get food and supplies, non perishables, like honey.

4. Stay on the move, never bunker. (bunkers always fail, its just a matter of time)

5. AVOID BIG CITIES!

[HannaTheMovieFTW]

Stephen Lang and Saoirse Ronan get a thumbs up for the best and funniest strategies! Saoirse Ronan get an extra thumbs up for being so awesome! <3

[FatalKnight60]

When the zombie apocalypse comes, I am DEFINETLY spending the last days of my life with Saoirse Ronan. ;)

[Dontbethatguy47]

Step 1:get inside a house

Step 2:Buy loads of treadmills

Step 3:put the treadmills all around your house

Profit?

[apricot156]

iLovee Milla Jovovich <3 x

[DonEnsamul]

Jon Bernthal put up a perspective that many who think about this kind of thing don't really think about.

[Jimpel718]

@mrfacaman chuck nurris is the most stupid human being i ever saw... (and probebly olso what i WILL see ever)

[MrFaCaMaN]

Follow Chuck Norris, he knows what to do

[EliCross]

We might not survive, but I wouldn't mind spending my last moments alive with Saoirse Ronan.

[HardShipsForHisName]

bams answer for the win

[S3sz1n]

Omg Sersh... xD <3

[MikeTheIrishZombie]

Unfortunatley, Ryan Dunn died in a car crash before he could see the zombie apocolypse.

[clittlesoilder1]

i love saoirse ronan's answer :L :)

[MrFanFreakentastic]

What would i do in a zombie apocalypse?...uhh.. kill all the zombies?..=P

[elybox]

Saoirse's answer was actually the best.. it's creative and she kept herself alive at the end.. ;)

[99thJediWarrior]

Loved Milla Jovovich's answer lolz

[maddygoboom]

i'm totally going to start a band called "helen mirren's amazonian blowdarts."

[AnimeNox]

LMAO Queen Saoirse! XD Awesome answer.

[Kidny100]

i think if a real zombie attack comes all of this peaple will be killed or eaten

[Urchino1337]

Zombie apocolypse? No problem! Zombies only attack people with brains, im all set ;)

[PostMobb207]

When they interview Hanna what do you think the guy is thinking next to her while she says what she would do

[turbokaz92]

I was disappointed with the lack of imagination in some of these...And to everyone bashing Saoirse Ronan's disco ball idea: she was obviously just coming up with a zany answer to match the light-hearted nature of the question. And to Bruce Willis: Fuck you for refusing to engage in a creative question.

[lettypuff]

@turbokaz92 I agree with you lol but I don't mind Bruce Willis' answer though I thought he's hilarious lol yup, the question itself was silly to begin with and I feel like Saoirse was just trying to answer it and it was during interview so what else could you do

[boredashell5943674]

all hale queen Saoirse Ronan

[Markunator]

@boredashell5943674 Amen to that! She's awesome. 

[moosefishman180]

Survivors like us have to stick together, videos like this are great for it. There's a forum for stuff like this! for people to share ideas and stuff

zombiesurvivalsociety . com

[FOOZ3R]

Morgan Freeman is a fucking genius... Get in a boat. live off the fish and chill out at sea.

[lovegc55]

i like saoirse´s answer lol it was funny

[JoeyWolf617]

I would join Mila but she ruined the Resident Evil Movies...

[MNeVerSayNever]

i like millas idea!! ima join her or get inside that disco ball lmfaooo jk im going with milla

[serenity0324]

Just give me a grenade launcher, an armalite, and a Smith and Wesson. Thank you very much.

[mles98]

I'm going to space. I'll work everything out from there.

[drnogood59]

Just give me a VSS sniper rifle and a continuing supply of ammo with MREs and I am set for life.

[SirHumphries]

Bruce Willis doesn't want to tell you what e would do, because you might still his very smart idea and piss him off.

[wendygroth]

haha i like the blond's idea

[Cavalier753]

So basically, most of these guys are gonna die.

[StuartieBlokeable]

Saoirse Ronan (blonde woman disco ball) she thinks that the zombies r going 2 be allergic 2 disco balls wtf

[DesertEagle404]

@StuartieBlokeable

Allergic to disco balls? she pretty clearly stated that the reflection would confuse them..

[StuartieBlokeable]

@DesertEagle404 Still it is a horrible idea

[93aceboydean]

@StuartieBlokeable she said out of mirrors the zombies wont see anything but themselves idiot she has the best idea

[StuartieBlokeable]

@93aceboydean no but there is something called a gun or a baseball bat you know something normal

[chrizter01]

i want a zombie apocalypse with blind, sound-sensitive zombies... SLOW zombies!

[AdamBarker89]

eric banna wanted to smack a bitch

[AdamBarker89]

helen miren is gunna die first...

[THEDYLANB133]

thumbs up if you think the zombie apcoclypse will happen

[COMEDYKINGno1]

I guess all my favourite actors are going to die..

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

Christopher Walken and Clint Eastwood would definitely survive, and it's safe to say that the world will be better off without the rest of these morons

[KylePhantomK94]

In one of my zombie plans I'm going to Alaska, cause zombies have no body heat they would freeze like corpsicles it's brilliant! Another is to feed Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Jonas brothers to zombies while they feed off them I kill all of them! And shoot my bait forty times.

[IAmYorickable]

*sigh*...if this is what a majority of people think, we're all screwed. Become a zombie? I think they're just trying to make it harder for those of us who want to survive...XP

[SlabyJay]

Find Milla Jovovich and have some beer.

[ReneNorth]

can we all agree to kill them...before people get bit...

[RuddGerrath]

lets all be zombies and have a zombie partay yeahhh!

AND WE SHALL EAT VAMPIRES!

[TheRhoss]

in the event of a zombie invasion ill get someone to amke a disco ball ? who would wait around in a zombie apocalypse to build her a disco ball ??

[TheGentl3man]

I like the disco ball idea from Saoirse haha at least it was original and in the spirit of the thing unlike some of these pricks, I'm looking at you Bruce Willis and Jackass crew...

[daoyinyang]

@TheGentl3man hahahahahha good luck with that idea.

[TheMelissaBoy]

Probobly the guy that said it was a party if everybody turned into be a zombie would survive the longest. They feel no fear, so why should you?

[MetALgEARLiqUIduS]

3:10 is she redhead or brunette? cuz she aint blond.

[TimBricks]

Follow The Freeman.

[ErikaAtheist]

Milla is such a nerdf, I knew she'd answer :3

[warior531]

I would run in cirkels...

[PhilippGygli]

Bruce Willis: No sense of humor + unjustified sense of self-importance = Asshole.

[GamingTitan255]

i would just go to a bar and lock the door and get drunk and KILL SOME SHIT HAHA XD

[mikasaint]

@GamingTitan255

[fartmonkey45]

LISTEN TO MORGAN FREEMAN!

[TheScientificBackpac]

England: ID BE A DOUBLE AGENT! 0:30 hahahaha

[Shikari21]

looks like there will be a lot of zombie hollywood actors then by the sounds of it :P

[etwisabeta]

you cannot be a zombie they will eat you before you try

[BiZZaroJ0E]

The boat's a good ideal but if the fish got infected fishing would be pointless. Also the fish would infect the rest of the aquatic life causing all aquatic life to act irritational. How would you survive against Zombie Dolphins, Zombie Sharks, & Zombie Whales that would kill themselves just trying to kill/eat you. Also if aquatic life was infected the water would be too, which would go up into the atmosphere & back down as Zombie rain & absorbed through eyes, mouth, & skin. There is no winning!

[xjon350]

live on a cruse i dont think they can swim

[Hayatehiroyuki25]

Lol everyone will want to become a zombie once since all the celebrities want to become a zombie

[ArvidProductions]

HAHAHHA, a poison dart? Lol, she's dumb, reaall dumb,

we gonna find her! we gonna find her!

And you can run tell that, run and tell, tell that

home boy home Home home boy

[emyo135]

Celebrities suck.

[IAmYorickable]

Zombie compound. That guy is a survivor.

I applaud you, sir!

[Slider2k]

"Fry some steaks, drink some beers and shoot some zombies!"

[PKBitchGirl]

3.43 - What's up with Adewale's voice? Where's his cockney accent?

[Survivorgroup1]

does anyone notice all the ppl here are retards

[joeylantis22]

@Luigilow123 lol

[slappamedo]

Eric Bana is disapointed with the idea of a giant disco ball.

[rmysterio80]

i think its safe to say that people commenting on youAHHHHGHHGA

[124bababa]

2:50 Posion blow dart ??? wtf...

[kane91]

Lol Bruce Willis had that "Get the fuck outta here" face when the question was asked.

[MrDaProSah]

OMG Karl Urban!

[RA1S0R]

i would buy a bigass boat, sail to the middle of the ocean, and just survive by fishing

[J0NDUDE]

2:46

Time to buy a boat!

[treetheoak]

guy at 1:20 aint gonna make it due to not following rule #1cardio.

sadly most of the people who say they have a plan, seem to be too unfit to really carry it out. seriously how many people even know how to handle a shotgun, or clean a rifle?

[CleverDjembe]

That girl is very creative with her answer + SUPER CUTE!

[hamberger7]

justin beiber would be the first to go...and I would have no problem putting him down

[Lunal6090]

@hamberger7 I make his death the worst even if he lived that fucker would dead!

[koalatalk]

disco ball? are you seriou...... oh wait, ur blond nvm

[wickedelphabafreeek]

@koalatalk I could be wrong, but I think that may have been a joke!

[BiZZaroJ0E]

@koalatalk I like how serious she is when she is saying all of that stuff, lol. I also like the look on the guys face sitting next to her as if he is trying to figure out if that girl is actually serious, lol.

[Markunator]

@koalatalk She's also only 16 yars old, so you might wanna cut her some slack. >:/

[Twitagra312]

@koalatalk she was joking obviously dumbass

[koalatalk]

@Twitagra312 ...u realize shes blonde right?

[Xiphion]

some pretty good tactics here. especially the disco ball

[MrGuNuT]

WICKED question for superstars thncx for great vid

[DraskyVanderhoff]

the Disco ball is soo cool , and the bout could work ... but i'm fucking scary about the Zombie Whale O.o Morbid Dick O.o

[DraskyVanderhoff]

Milla Jovovich RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also you must learn how to cook zombie meat because there is the only easy thing to eat and easy rechargeble weapons are important , maybe using zombie bones :P

[manaroker]

the Jackass guys are fuckin walking shitbags, wow.

[prudentdragoon]

Bruce Willis"s thoughts "I don't have time for this chickenshit bullshit!" XD

[Digbelin]

be a zombie is un-stressful, because the only thing you want to do is blood XD XD

[sysMAXXX]

Which Type of zombie?

Evil Dead?

Dead next Door? (there are harmless and car-driving zombies)

Resident Evil?

many more...

if its

I am Legend...

28 Days/Weeks Later

its different, I am Legend, zombies are intelligent....

If its 28 Weeks later I would shoot myself, they can RUN/CHASE/HUNT after you all the way X_X

[nightshade288]

they live in cali they can only own shitty guns here on texas i have lots and lots of prep form food to rifles from medicical supplies to ammo

PS: for a real disaster not zombies

[thefull360michael]

Disco Ball!!!!!!!!?????????????

[Tukan777]

A crossbow? Are you serious?!

[nourvex]

OMG Sweet Gemma Arterton become a zombie and BITE ME!!!! Oh yeah

[malaon87]

i dont mind getting bit by Gemma... while getting bit maybe i'll just bite back at certain spots... heh heh heh

[TzeffNL]

5:45 --->This dude had DEFINATELY played Left 4 Dead! (That is what Bill says when a Survivor dies: "This is going to hell in a handbasket!"

[jye71]

Freeman is the smartest one there! Boats the way to go.

[SmokingBirds]

@jye71 yeah thought that too. thats actually a pretty good idea. never seen zombies swim. u could even take ur wife with u :)

[Kevinu2320]

You can find out which celebrity is clever, which is dumb. Which is positive, which is negative.

[SkylerZX]

Safe to say the women will be the first to die.

[GamingTitan255]

@SkylerZX no they just show theyr boobs and zombies would die HAHA XD

[COMEDYKINGno1]

@SkylerZX You mean after the fatties...

[queens2nd2none]

focroflmao @ 3:00 to 3:28 "so whenever the zombies come close, they dont see anything.... *wait for it* they just see themselves" ahahahahah!!! that answer did it for me, she gets the prize. Im hiding in the giant disco ball!!!

[TheBrockstah]

Genious idea from Morgan Freeman. Imagine him on a boat in 300m deep water? Their is no way he could die, unless their are flying zombies O_o They have hound zombies, they could have flying ones as well..... But that's only in cod, not in the real world so that might not happen. But this is why Morgan Freeman is always the guy who survives in a movie, he also was god in bruce almighty.

[SmokingBirds]

@TheBrockstah and dead in Lucky Number Slevin. ^^

but yeah the idea is good.

[Bonecrushah]

Eric Bana starting at 3:02: "Bitch, what in the FUCK are you talking about?!"

[Markunator]

@Bonecrushah Dude, chill. She's not a bitch.

[p1e2t3e4r5j6o7n8e9s]

bloody irish.....

[jabames]

ohh k sounds like celebs dont know shit about zombies, they might as well be one of em right now as we speak

[jabames]

aww omg ali larter soo hot

[RESIDENTRYAN]

eric bana was trying not to smack that girl.

[09rwcombs]

Have fun dying Helen Mirren.

[FumiyaSugawara]

chuck will cure all zombies

[Lite619]

I'm with Milla Jovovich! 1:24

Hell ya

[aznjokeralwaysfunny]

chuck norris will save us all

[SifuZeemore]

I can tell some of these stars aren't surviving. =]

[bezzle67]

eric bana's like "WTF! is this girl retarded?"

[elexorcismo1]

I veto the disco ball!!

[nintendoneto]

lol... its funny if you repeat 4:33 - 4:35 over and over!

[woandew]

to the batcave!

[blahoot]

LOL Morgan Freeman's answer was the best!

[woandew]

we all know chuck norris would be fine

[DarriustoadSAGE]

That 1 chick would die first

[lulz1978]

chainsaw on a stick!

[Gutmess]

2:37

"So I think ya just a good baseball bat or a blunt- blunt object"

best screw up ever

[secretagentboob]

Poison darts, giant disco balls, and trying to fuck themselves... I think these celebrities will do well in a zombie apocalypse.

[LibJumper]

5:21, this guy is prepared. Respect.

[LibJumper]

I don't think Hollywood stars would survive very long...

[cyclo1224]

i dig this channel i wish mine was this good

[princejmye]

LOL AVATAR dvds to the zombies

[princejmye]

I wouldnt fake a zomblie what if a human come up to u and shot u

[TheAgentofKarma]

Poison!?! A Mirror!? Come on!!!

[AngelColours]

@TheAgentofKarma What would you do?

[xjon350]

@TheAgentofKarma you r so right

[xjon350]

@TheAgentofKarma you r so right and dude just get on a cruse ship i dont think they can swim

[Archieon]

When her disco ball's durability dies out because of her and the defacation and urine and other nessecary supplies that disco ball isnt going to be so useful after a while.....

[Gamerguyscom]

3:00 is she retarded?

[Markunator]

@Gamerguyscom No, she's 16.

[EliCross]

@Gamerguyscom No, just retardedly hot.

[CloonyThunder]

@theshredda true that lol

[blacklink620]

@theshredda

Sad to say i agree

[DraskyVanderhoff]

@theshredda -.- i hope he a sexy zombie girl and... he just doesn't know.