The life of a Photon Cannon is hard. From their births, they are created as petty defensive units. To their deaths, they find themselves replaced as hordes upon hordes of Zerg forces overwhelm them, their sisters, their brothers.
FROM BEYOND THE WARP..
Primary couplers configured. Dilithic crystal conversion core within acceptable parameters. Ballast appropriately balanced, Khala defensive unit Class M number 461O§-Æsir Zometa established.
It's been four cycles since the commencement of my mission. Warp Field communicative efforts have failed. The Executor is inaccessible. The interdiction field established via Pylon is inoperable, and the Zerg... the days have turned and the Zerg are everywhere... this world is theirs. Soon The Fleet will return and destroy them... and me...
@MaximusBlack did he actually leave? Or did he just type that in? I tried that on someone once before and they left and I won, and I was totally losing hard
lol so easy for protoss to win. Next they will cry because roaches can move lol. and fyi 90% of the people that rioted in vancouver weren't even from Van.
EPIC work with the Eyepatch and cutlass. If you ever do this again, maybe give it a kick-ass Indian headress or something. Kind of fits with the Protoss culture eh?
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and eye patched cannon? can someone please tell me were can you find anything more epic ( starcraft related ofc ) ... NO? the like and favorite already!
The zerg got so pwned in the ***, you can't copy something that high level players do...some peeps are so stupid and he is in gold lol. He didn't even continue to harras he didn't even knew what to do LOL
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@williamkendrick (i liked and favourited this vid btw) They are probably lagtv fans, who didn't like this specific video, so they expressed their honest opinion by disliking it. Nothing wrong with that, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
@SheffiTB see, i dont believe that. its bad enough that trolls are being defended by you, but no one is entitled to their own opinion when its not subjective. if you dont like it dont watch it. simple as that.
Standard Zerg expansion timing is 14-16 drones. Dom did not make a mistake there by expanding, it was a good move. If he hadn't committed to destroying that cannon, he'd have been in a really strong position.
Seems like he opera's the word anus a lot.
Pokarot 1 day ago
you guys are most original SC2 channel, good work
regelion 2 days ago
Why did I watch this, there way more focus on the cannon than what happened in the game.
Taran858 5 days ago
reminds me of step brothers
ratchetingclank 1 week ago
best casting ever.
Mind = Blown
Andivari111 2 weeks ago
PIRATE CANNON YARR!
sfpastramiking 3 weeks ago
Bitch open the door!
XD I cracked up.
operaghostandkitty 3 weeks ago 6
im protosstin
IAmIanMendoza 4 weeks ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
this cannon murdering babies!
WhiteRidre 1 month ago in playlist More videos from LifesAGlitchTV
epic eyepatch is epic
MymMars 1 month ago
Pirate photon canon just made protoss officially OP. Blizzard approved.
RindraRado 1 month ago 6
Got a Liked from me for the eyepatch :)
vicetech 1 month ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
Epic Eyepatch
rhyser100 1 month ago
so i guess everyone is in support of killing baby's?
swordofdespairL 1 month ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
@swordofdespairL Most zerg you murder are less than an hour old...
ArsArma 1 month ago 2
Best... pirate... cannon.... ever...
MazzaRizza 1 month ago
That proxy hatch was the worst thing in four seasons of WCF, no one picked up on it.
ezgftt 1 month ago
Woah those bobs were all off the clock! :O
DrHackenbush89 1 month ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
The beginning was freaking amazing.
earlymulock 1 month ago
i'v done my bit, so 'everyone' better like this!!
gill0192 1 month ago
what's the song called at the beginning?
TheLeadStriker 1 month ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
This has been flagged as spam show
RIP to GomTv after seeing this site quitgn dot info
LyndeCantwell343 1 month ago
lmfao
MrJackblack5 2 months ago
that voice is so epic that is has to be edited in
TheBossonaboat 2 months ago
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Socrates82409 2 months ago
lol nice editing on the pirate cannon
Srslyblack 2 months ago
That cannon was spawn camping.
teh1337zlot 2 months ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4 9
lol @ that eyepatch canon
Iconxanime 2 months ago 5
Camera focus fail, too much rubbish talk -_-
AHDPA 2 months ago in playlist When Cheese Fails Season 4
@AHDPA comming from a person who trolls on the playlist you complain about.
SuperNickfire 1 month ago
@AHDPA uh have you ever watched WCF before? lol.
feedingear 1 month ago
BITCH OPEN THE DOOR
lekandikid 2 months ago 2
IN A WORLD OF ZERG AND PROTOSS...
The life of a Photon Cannon is hard. From their births, they are created as petty defensive units. To their deaths, they find themselves replaced as hordes upon hordes of Zerg forces overwhelm them, their sisters, their brothers.
FROM BEYOND THE WARP..
Primary couplers configured. Dilithic crystal conversion core within acceptable parameters. Ballast appropriately balanced, Khala defensive unit Class M number 461O§-Æsir Zometa established.
Survival: N/A
Death2NewGods 3 months ago 4
ONE ROSE DEFIANT...
"461O§-Æsir, your existence is to preserve the Honor of the Khala and Aiur. May Tassadar guide your aim."
"To wait for the impending Zerg threat is madness!"
"Æsir, your primary purpose is to ensure your people's survival!"
"My primary purpose is our people's victory!"
TO SERVE THE EXECUTOR...
Zerg Bio-signatures detected. Corruption imminent. Defensive state irreparable. Base evacuation failure within two cycles. Demise within three.
Suggestion: Counter
Send Æsir.
Death2NewGods 3 months ago 2
HE WILL SACRIFICE EVERYTHING...
Korprulu Sectumate 47/2291/3.
It's been four cycles since the commencement of my mission. Warp Field communicative efforts have failed. The Executor is inaccessible. The interdiction field established via Pylon is inoperable, and the Zerg... the days have turned and the Zerg are everywhere... this world is theirs. Soon The Fleet will return and destroy them... and me...
I used to fear nothing. Now I fear I am alone...
~The Last Photon Cannon Wielder
Death2NewGods 3 months ago 7
OMFG thumbs this up, PUT ON TRANSCRIBED AUDIO and watch again, it will be a total diff vid lmao.
blessed871129 3 months ago 7
@blessed871129 haha!
ColonizingTheSun 3 months ago
BITCH OPEN THE DOOR!! xD
BradsCoversTV 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hahaha
pazky12 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Season 5 The Season of great miss click !!
khanlnw39 3 months ago
Andrea Botracelli would play as zerg.
shoseki 3 months ago
That was like a tribal Andrea. Devoid of any Spanish or Italian influences.
monkehfied 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA badass photon canon
thenomaic 3 months ago
maximus black = amazing fucking voice
smeximelt90 4 months ago 90
@smeximelt90
Thanks dude
LifesAGlitchTV 4 months ago 46
@LifesAGlitchTV I shed a fucking tear. beautiful
AndrewDotCom1 1 month ago
@smeximelt90 the voice made me cum
ChiaroscuroxX 1 month ago
Bitch open the door!!! XD
killmeandit 4 months ago in playlist More videos from LifesAGlitchTV 2
Protoss-ting? :X
reiphil 4 months ago
took me a while to notice the sword for some reason
TetrisLock 4 months ago
Why no casty games properly anymore?
tshepp89 4 months ago
that cannon killed 13 baby larva and takes pride in it
swordofdespairL 4 months ago
Holy crap MaximusBLack has an awesome voice haha
macdrizzae 4 months ago
Eye patch and sword for cannon LOL
rocktorap 4 months ago
Bitch, open the door!
y2kblackout 4 months ago
best intro to a video EVER
treyzure 4 months ago 66
@MaximusBlack did he actually leave? Or did he just type that in? I tried that on someone once before and they left and I won, and I was totally losing hard
mross9869 4 months ago 3
liked and favorited coz of the eye patch hahahahaa
TomicaCRO 4 months ago
i got so scared, i heard the "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAWARRWRARR" at the beginning THEN the ad loaded :(
foolishjak 4 months ago
the song he is singing is called por ti volare
PucklesP 4 months ago
We should name the hero cannon.
Executor Blastmaster.
Peteman12 4 months ago in playlist Liked
what song does he sing n the beggining
LeoSkidi 4 months ago in playlist More videos from LifesAGlitchTV
@LeoSkidi
I think it is "Con te Partiro"
minored360 4 months ago
Anyone else get shivers from that? Ouuhh!
Darkemperer 4 months ago
I dont have a dog...
Will i die?
:(
SilentXStarcraft 4 months ago
Damn Maximus can sing
Biskawow 4 months ago 2
Roaches beat Stalkers cost for cost.
Dumbass.
Emaiahs 4 months ago
@Emaiahs
u mad?
UndercoverLdn 4 months ago
@UndercoverLdn u a cock loving fanboy?
Emaiahs 4 months ago
@Emaiahs
Oh, he mad ^
UndercoverLdn 4 months ago 8
@UndercoverLdn I agree, he in fact, is mad.
HoldenMcRoin1 4 months ago
@Emaiahs umadbrah?
MsMiker1 4 months ago
You lied to me, that wasn't chocolate cheesecake.
NukeMarine 4 months ago
International Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19th
Ashmodious 4 months ago
yay to mentioning vancouver!
shockifyed 4 months ago
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renatocoelhom 4 months ago
5:58
renatocoelhom 4 months ago
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renatocoelhom 4 months ago
epic music lyrics: WAAAUUUUUAAAUUUuuuuu EEEE ANUSSSSS
ANUS makes your music EPIC
Ablestron 4 months ago in playlist More videos from LifesAGlitchTV
Spam 1 for: Jeff having orgasm
Spam 2 for: Adam having orgasm
Spam 8 for: Adam say hey hey hey
1ghost1demon 4 months ago
Thanks for the Vancouver shout out =D
huzi990 4 months ago
at 9:24 i would have loved a proxy robo to built immos in his base xD
THEMithrandir09 4 months ago
a fast spine after the proxy hatch wouldve been good
reptilianism420 4 months ago
I can listen to him sing forever
WNxNokturnal 4 months ago
lol
xturtlex 4 months ago
I'm going to go eat cheesecake now
Enlightener57 4 months ago
YEUH!! VANCOUVER!!! Lol
GreenPuddy 4 months ago
Yar!
happysplodie 4 months ago
That was SECK!
JeanHeartofPapas 4 months ago
Not watching this crap anymore
hintofsarcasm 4 months ago
oh god "cut her fallopian tube and upper cut her cervix"...
that's so wrong... :P
lingling101010 4 months ago
Cannon Jack Sparrow FUCK YES!
Pyrodrayk 4 months ago
Don't worry, you still have at least one female fan left :P lol
kitsustar17 4 months ago
Amazing defense and counter cheese/attack...!!!
ale03000 4 months ago
nutaXK FUCKER
AciDShockeD 4 months ago
lol so easy for protoss to win. Next they will cry because roaches can move lol. and fyi 90% of the people that rioted in vancouver weren't even from Van.
HydraLinsK 4 months ago
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HydraLinsK 4 months ago
oh snap vancouver ouch man
AppleCheese12345678 4 months ago
Rick, the Adventure Cannon :D
buldren0101 4 months ago
did you use auto tune to sing?
bart1meuz 4 months ago
Cool patch
johnclark0123 4 months ago
Guys, I fuckin PLAYED domdadude yesterday. Guess what? 6 pooled me.
Jermman1 4 months ago
@Jermman1 Man i dont 6 pool i 9 pool and i won -.-
bowbay 4 months ago
"Bitch open the door" hahahah
alphawhiskey0311 4 months ago
matrix, shooowoooowoooo shoooo wooooo
chengda85 4 months ago
canadian accent anyone?
woo2fly18 4 months ago
wow jeff, you have some damn good acoustics in your house!
jzrdw 4 months ago
EPIC work with the Eyepatch and cutlass. If you ever do this again, maybe give it a kick-ass Indian headress or something. Kind of fits with the Protoss culture eh?
Sethrezin 4 months ago
@Sethrezin
um...no.
How does an Indian headress fit with Protoss culture?
That's like saying that ants and nuclear physicists share the same views on the Universe.
FrankSlade1983 4 months ago
That was some sexy editing
chikenfinger247 4 months ago
Your seasons should coincide with the SC2 seasons. They're only two months long now and you could do an episode or two a week.
PatrickSim 4 months ago
ahHHhhhHHHhhhHHHhhdeAnes seeEEeeeEEEeee hoooney anuuus NEEEHANE OHHHHHH NEEE EH HONEEEY HONEEEY ANUSS OHHH OHHHHHHH OH *ran out of air*
krisnaga91 4 months ago
singing win was singing
krisnaga91 4 months ago
why didnt you just put a crown on that Photon Cannon? ^^
DerGeileGangster 4 months ago
Shit that botecelli impression was spot on
SGrock3r 4 months ago
BTW i did see that probe but i didnt mind him i knew something stupid was gonna happen and i facepalmed
bowbay 4 months ago
Hey thats me :D Ive got informed by someone i was 1v1ing that i was in this show, kinda odd. I just wanted to poop an hatchery on him that game :)
bowbay 4 months ago
Liked and Favorited. Shame I don't have a dog.
PeePz90 4 months ago
"BITCH OPEN THE DOOR!"
V13tB0YToMmY 4 months ago
the season of fail
just an idea
NoobFestSupermellor 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I found some kind of bug press Ctrl and try pressing on the thumbs up of my comment :P
JEFFBOON123 4 months ago
That was dope! Lol
Olawz 4 months ago
just so u guys know, there was no editing what so ever in this video.
hacksinurcomp 4 months ago 93
@hacksinurcomp lies
zengamer321 4 months ago
Why does Jeff always say "anus" when he sings?
BradyHDmc 4 months ago
i liked and Favorited..... now i need a dog
arby299 4 months ago
CANNON PEnis
20qs 4 months ago
My dog disliked this video because i like LagTV more than him...
WoWHaZ51 4 months ago
Why isn't there a love button?! I would totally click it for the hero pirate cannon!
ThomasEbel27 4 months ago
The 38 dislikes on this video were from people who got abducted and butt raped by pirates.
SC2ish 4 months ago 2
Grattis XD Pirate Cannon HEll Yeah XD
bridkarlsson1 4 months ago
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Jestrada93 4 months ago
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Jestrada93 4 months ago
my dog liked and favorited this video too
gangstamoocrew 4 months ago
Epic eye patch for Canon , hall of fame!
salmpsalm 4 months ago 114
@salmpsalm OMG I LOL"ED
japosTube 4 months ago
and eye patched cannon? can someone please tell me were can you find anything more epic ( starcraft related ofc ) ... NO? the like and favorite already!
0zema 4 months ago
Creepy Dragoon Smiley Face On Minimap @ 2:00
kalllll 4 months ago
That cannon should be on the building hall of fame!
TheSoulSilv3r 4 months ago
HOOONNEY ANUSSS
GarbonzoRust 4 months ago
liked and faved!
Troyjrr 4 months ago
"Here comes all the bobs and they are off the clock". HAHAHA LOL.
Keep it up guys.
Cheers
ExtendedVersion 4 months ago
The zerg got so pwned in the ***, you can't copy something that high level players do...some peeps are so stupid and he is in gold lol. He didn't even continue to harras he didn't even knew what to do LOL
valentinecko 4 months ago
i liked it ;)
HerdULIekLetsPlays 4 months ago
Put me in your Subscription Box, and I will do the same in return. It helps both of us get our content out there! This offer is also open to anyone reading this message! Much regards, Ghost
GhostCalib3r 4 months ago
CANNON JACK SPARROW!
Blahblahblahblahize 4 months ago
boats and hoes
mikeob27 4 months ago
bob is on strike and still doing his job - just go with it adam!!
biiiig lol's on this one
MrLincoln87 4 months ago
Sour about that eyepatch.
Newominus 4 months ago
Toss should have left that one hatchery alone and unable to do anything.
atomfullerene 4 months ago
I've watched you guys for several months. This is your best video yet. <3 WCF
Savolainen55 4 months ago
I lost it at Andrea Bocelli.
Surreal7angent 4 months ago
haha that cannon didn't get 13 kills, it got 13 abortions.
statikeffeck 4 months ago 2
@statikeffeck Ooooooohhhhh, icwutudidthar.
ENIGMATICentity 4 months ago
33 dislikes..
if you DONT like it.. why in the FUCK are you WATCHING it?
DERRRRP?
williamkendrick 4 months ago
@williamkendrick (i liked and favourited this vid btw) They are probably lagtv fans, who didn't like this specific video, so they expressed their honest opinion by disliking it. Nothing wrong with that, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
SheffiTB 4 months ago
@SheffiTB see, i dont believe that. its bad enough that trolls are being defended by you, but no one is entitled to their own opinion when its not subjective. if you dont like it dont watch it. simple as that.
williamkendrick 4 months ago
I'm watching When Cheese Fails while eating four cheese flavored cheez-its.
Stray1120 4 months ago
YARR !!!!
MrHauress 4 months ago
Epic.
MoraesRod 4 months ago
fuck this
JIZZ CANNON!
(from psystarcraft's channel inside joke)
so people arn't dumb fucks and think im trolling
hellgodhaven 4 months ago
@hellgodhaven which is precisely why you shouldnt' have said it. cuz now you're fucked it up, and its not FUNNY!
williamkendrick 4 months ago
I guess that Photon Cannon was also a doctor for Planned Parenthood.
Fugital357 4 months ago
most beautiful noise ever!!!
maggot225 4 months ago
Epic eyepatch pirate cannon!!!!
blazerider6 4 months ago
All hail the hero Pirate Cannon
Raptor052 4 months ago
Son: Dad in going to kill 33 people!
Dad: why?
Son: cuz they disliked the bonus episode of of when cheese fails
Dad: *grabs shotgun* im coming with you
ROARsc2 4 months ago
@ROARsc2 way to be original...
madman725 4 months ago
pretty good singing jeff
coolestnameavailable 4 months ago
EPIC EYEPATCH
aleksr04 4 months ago
LOL @ pirate photon cannon!
GangsterCactus 4 months ago
Any possibility for a Structure Hall Of Fame?
jaktuu 4 months ago
Standard Zerg expansion timing is 14-16 drones. Dom did not make a mistake there by expanding, it was a good move. If he hadn't committed to destroying that cannon, he'd have been in a really strong position.
bojac6 4 months ago
Pirate cannon.
Epic.
Bobajobimus 4 months ago
day9>this channel>everybody else
pukirocks 4 months ago
@pukirocks Day9 is cool and Imma let you finish, BUT LAGTV IS THE BEST SC2 CHANNEL OF ALL TIME!
Raptor052 4 months ago